The evening world. Newspaper, April 11, 1906, Page 17

The Evening World's Homo Mafraz By Roy L.ME Canal Does He Belong to Th * Looks $ ‘pietors. ouat the Wi ge! 1 was five, and if you had be walied « minute for me, it would have “Bint no, you rush off and leave me to com! it mnet oa n patie e in that crowd of people re the shop closed, and the floo for yon al) alo looking at me ag if | were a shoplifter, y arms fuli of bundles and a throbbing h ou did walt ull after five, you say? het mn walt for you ¢ Mme you were detained on a most important business matter! at the {mporta ‘ou alw 0h, yes, I know you do! Dive alfbis and stand b; you choose to tell your wives! “Oh, you can't, fool me, Mt T can't remember his name, b wes Pittsburg, because I read the papera were full of nothing else but Pittsburg, tinctly. Or, come to think of tt, It ¥ the tim: tt AYbany and killed t the time that # tlon of Vesuvius brings It all back to my mind! “Of course th Rot a chance to se Falls and the Alps and ail those F 1 know {t will be all destroyed, becnuse 1 n to see anything! I would have gone long 2go, but that I have \error of sea voyages, because I know I would be deadly sick! The time T rode around in the Derris Wheel at Coney Isiand I got terribly s looking at the sca “No, I wasn't 50 sick, but I was frightened most to death because some- thing got wrong with the whee! and we were stuck up in the alr, and a Nagg. I rend in the paper ence of a man he ived In Pittsburg. Yes. I am s at the time of the Jo nstown flood, ropean views, and when I do go abroa ver get nny enjoyment or = terrible rainstorm came on—but it’s all the same. And I think such things like Mt. Vesuvius erupting happen just to spite me! “I don't say you ure to bla but the cold, hard way you talk of it shows you baye no sympathy for m “What was I going to say about the man in Pittsburg? You thinking of someone cise, Mr. Nugg! 1 do not know a soul in Pittsburg! “Something I read of in the paper? I didn’t s: man. What I sald was that bis name was Hankins, man of the same name, one of the Jenkin lastalments with such loye ‘Willie carried them o: #, that sold us those books on to read them.and lost them somewhere. “What about that man? Why, he organized a zn The Sheltering Order of Wok-Wok. with a death benefit, was after- wards found out that a lot of men who belonged to it used to swear they were attending me ing -pool and billiards, and that’s why I say I wouldn't believe any man that belonged to a secret society! ‘Do you belong to the ‘Sheltering Order of Wok-Wok,’ Mr, Nagg? Oh, don't deny it! I-know you do! And to think I never suspected you of it!” THE OSLER AGE FOR OLD By Nixola Greeley-Smith. “Is for ts the age at which an unmarried woman should be Oslerized?"' —Rey. Father Fitzsimmons, of Chicago, ave Rey. Father Fitzsimmons, of Chicago, by suggest- ing that all members of thy Young Wormen’s Sodal- hy over forty years of age be mt partanioners to of the sex called pone of us ever Sy falr ooases a our own aecord. T wil nutever he supply of moral courage having iven out before I waa reached, to express nn opinion as to hethor or not the Rey, Father Fitzsimmons ts right. I will only say that he discriminateh invidiohaly by Limiting leation of his remark to unmarried women. Maybe ed wamen aro self- izing, and that ne 1s nalf Dilse 4s a preservative of ve Unwedded siction of the sex needs at ls worth while in us—our youth, our med of existence by the calculating hardness that forty years m ut quite as ofien the fortieth anniversary brings with tt a mushy, «© {pe sentimentality that reminds one of persimmons just when some benighted persons think they are good to cat. I van the persimmons are; though, to be sure, the torty-your-old beauties have thelr connoisseurs. The unmarried woman of forty must, however. be much younger than her married sister, Inasmuch as men tell us the goal of every woman ta to got mar- riod, and the old maid has her onl util before her. It 1s the position of the goal that makes youth. Fora timo ft les far ahead of us in the vivid country of imagination, for a moment wo are abreast of it, k back upon it lying tn the twilit land of memery. ‘we've got to believe it—no woman can attain the Oslerizing ago until she has Mad wp all hope of getting married. re know that ts—Never. So Father Fitzsimmons, of Chicago, will have to guess again, =e not all number among our requalntahces bilthe, frimky maldens of fifty who chatter sweotly and timidty of thelr future es ablishment? And do they eserves to be Oslerized? No, indeed; they are not eligible, For though they Uive to be ns old as the many-wintered crow that leads the clanging rookery home, Hope will wtlll flutter far ahead and they will find the fountain of youth tn their remote, unrealized romances. Maybe masried women of forty ought to be Oslerized. But tn the name of faith, our illusions are 50" the whole unmarried portion of womankind T prowiat against the suggestion as’. applied to old malds. I expeot to be forty myself, eme day, PRATER TSE Se — fF —. —— HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Should the Pores Be Open? zinc, % grains. Mix well and rub into the affected: skin at night. In the morn: y “WHEN the/Ing wash the cerate off with soap and Lhe pores of the | soft water and afterward apply a to- akin are closed | tion, thus composed: Infusjon of rose, i coweo to act} pint; citric acid, 20 grains, All local foperly we mny éx-| dixcolorations, Dr. Wilson aMrma, wilt ect dineages of afl) disapear under this treaunent; or, i¢ nds. The pores are|the freckles do not entiraly pield, they stringent and con- |!" the bottom of a Kluss. See that there rhotE the skin, It}nre ne lumps in ft, Pour stx teaspoon- Used where the skin ia inclined to be | ¢uls of syrup or molasres on the sul- flashy or very slightly wrinkled, hur. (Gtr. ‘eke, One: $eanpountul oe Obstinate Freckles. the mixture bofote breakfast and. one R.—Here ta a freckle remedy which | Just before going to bed for three days. Omit for aitee days. Repeat and ‘omni Hee aattt your nse: Wider Rower !ror'throa dave unin yeu fave taken Bele a hye fe pintment, 1 ounce; sulphate of preparation tor Baachias Sheltering Order of Wok-Wo%?'’ It HIM WED. SGP an THIS ADDRESS, HE SAID HED BE TONIGHT! At no use for you to get angry because all hurrying nd me with “Well, suppose you did? How many nights do Tt night til ten or eleven o'clock, and Mt cara” if 1 venture a remonstrince you get peevish and tell AND Arlen YOU COULD DO EVERYTHI THERE iS, ee bE eng IN, t business matter {s, you say? ‘That is the easlest thing you men do! You. ull each other and dear out every improbable story SAY SO! LOOK AT THOSE OROAD ‘ I remember ft dir- at store fel] down fn ® people who were » waiting for thelr change. It was at at calamity happened, because I know that this erup- tuption of Mt. Vesuvius had to take place before [| the Mediterranean or Castle Blarney or the Bridal AND HE HA% DONE EVERYTHING JUST WHAT HES DONE’ NAILED THE CARPET, HUNG THE PreTURES, AND NOW KES BROUGHT ALL THE: TRUNKS UPA re {ne, Wednesday & THE JOLLY’ GIRLS— THEY Win! By George McManus | OW ,PERCY! WERE IN SUCH AMUSS'WE wWOULDN'T LET ANYBObY SEE US SUT BOUTS ~ IMSoO TIRED HANGING UP PICTURES AND fig ® | POUNDED My MY FINGER LIF WE HAD JUST HAD A MAN AROUND T6 HELP US | DiD you SNR iste WS HE oui \ WELL AS vening, — JV ever see | a Naas (See PRECIATED! é ah y oHEY SEND HIM TC THENS 2 EF THINK Lb THROW THE HAMMER AS MR April 11, 1906. Text season when he falls His House in Order’ Ada of ehinracter the play Is. said to be Ariinr AW Mr Tirew wi xen the play foth of the 1 Annabel ul recelved. rria aocitent x ts way, warm-ienrted. Wits 1 wife's sisi housekeeper fraloime of he etite resentful and : ed » Ie deold in order. ‘The #oe- vanats alfa iie i Jeeron has promised 5 constituents in a Miw, Jewson, and it is t the third anitvernary it was » Pittsburg | but I forgoe what | town it was. I remember his name distinctly, because there was a Jame bindings, forty-six of them. and Brother) ngs when they were drinking and carrying on play-} pes YES Mee ITY z) | IN, CLUE aie Oe ie re |, wired to resign from | (FEE THE SUITS HEITEANT, FR HE HAS RDERED A NEP NE. LE aan ee im _BETTY'S BALM FoR L( eon t He ae ue ney TL WI) thre uid be addroamed ti tas To World: Port-omce Fork. ES Ed He Didn't Encourage Her. AM a young man twenty yoars old. Wait a while, Your feeling for th Ney "| yore rma aus second gir! may be merely an in 1 ald not encourage When eho atte rhonda WHAT YOU [NEED US MOR YUWR HUSBAND rae MET? ASK YU FR SUTE \\ Fan CAST- FE CLOTHES PEL, Seg ise y | LLHERES JY Spies ( geese sorre/ Piss ALL) VER a) youns gir L fel | She Gabe / Dear Bexty: s (im The Servant Problem’s History. © new thing te the sorvant nrobier Raellan sors eo aseateatean 1 shall constantly a: mine she was very mad tha: you advise in: Witte and tell hor I love her Or nae and evening and eudeayor the rie practice theroof In your Mfe ard con- ty all means write and Ittle encourmgement, He Loves Two Girls. Of twenty-thres pened by ‘perspira- | WHI at least be greatly amellorated on, by hot bathe, | A Spring Remedy. nd by cleansing Sent x Sintec ©. A—Try this’ old blood purlier: in chat hay 9 Get five cents’ worth of sulphur logatod r ac- 1 Pr j lowged, thelr aa © precipitate. Put two deaspoontnis you shall be sent on your You shall be of fair, speech and behavior joward a And recording to sxpict Your reward, God and your friends,” pleya Alenial, saya the Chicage News, was! {reas “indy” er "geatleman.” duty to write first. ast & young, fellow Ae Panam cae six years my senior for the ate heey tlh and Mus at od 12 vienda cil moo that beth tonold an never be & happy i! yonir devoutly on aaa Unt the God morn: | nel eh Sixty, and thirty, and all single ive and forty, f % ath gentle Balloon Blitherings. anked to wri thers Montwolf to the paper, and ather poy ma. Yoth | tO tate—much be-| Mart ho fide tn of to wrap of they fotch| SPs" wear, al- tit tn the an shown it ww made of reseda Paname cloth sii sing of alll = vim ‘and te fins w it | cto keen tine fing 0.8 {rue later the mod- MAL as An ouldn’t Keep tt She Doesn't Write. 8 me awhile longer? , ‘ GeR_ | yant banding. Son's Brut visiting him, “He alon er And: the whaedlty or the. Mim: Jearor acenes and Ivelfents. o¢- ine rihen nithiia the Etupliity of son Wem and tyranny of the fnduees Nina to tay of humility on sign of weak- inf Im and Ou SOF tho Theatres SW wih be tn an enviablo | sion of the room his mother haa used ay her boudotr. me lettors; M Jesson honor, Sh e.mateh thouga It} nm, But she doos |* ever opened till now, While playing, he finds a bag contaln- . Jewson happens to seo Interested, reada on, Rad fh yet they were written by tha kaintly abel to another man, a major, as old friend of the family, wi had abused Jesson's contktence and heart of his wife, ina?s impuine, naturally, is to exe pose the late Annabel and confound let oppressors, An easy triumph ts hers—one word will auffice. But she pnsults Hilary, her sole. friend, and) es an appeal to her better self, onerontty, to her sense of the fs finally persuaded, the most convincing argument used by Hilary beng that the letters themacives prove that Annabel: was killed on the very day that she Intended to elope wit) her lover. Was not that ‘the hand 1 on sufficient punishment? 1 Te are to be suppressed, burned. But before this ts done the Ridgeleys and Jesson himself treat the poor Nina so outrageous) that Hilary, himeel! shows Jesson the incriminating letters The effect may be Imagined. ne Ridgeleys are dethroned—told that MAY remain ax quests, not as maa- Nina's qualities are understood apreciated, and oder reigns in house—in order founded on trust and affection.” DWARD MORGAN, who died re : a Cowart.” and wil go to Robert T. ‘The first performance will bo ers Theatre, Chicago, t will Include Frederico erick Perry, Albert son Armstrong, Albert Perry, Joneph Tuohy, Bennett Southard, Harold M. Tansey, Lilian Albertson, Mendum, Doria Mitchell and Louls foNamara. se has become one long, rainy. to Edgar Smit), who supe a the V ites with sunshine. He hos heen made foreran of the Queens County Grand Jury. for which oomunifloent sum of 2 eeots lovked up aN day long room In the Long Istand to the penitentiary, o> eiixe 116 Williams College laramatic Club, DP and Hells,” vin pros vent “The Man from Mex'co’ at CHARLES DARNTON, HINTS FOR tnts| Chocolate Chips. | Pa pound of granulated sumer, bales ater and one teaspoonful Rares vor the fire and boll to id he fire, add 3 tea if yanilja, and turn out into a vu on a buttered marble elab. When tts nearly cold turn in the edges, and with glass or wooden roller rol out sulckly until st 1s flat and thin. If you ler, acaster a ttle r the chocolate. Cut long anil one inch ate jn ream tartar c until ise Bb wooden dered ugar to strips two in wide and dio i melted chor Ith three-fourths of a oun " They must be cut In os htly as possible with Mole stirring, ) inp teaspoonfuls In the buttered pat Sprinkle powdered sugar over them and dake about fifteen minutes tn | slow oven | Charlotte Russe. tatina 1 of a cuptul of cold ra, Whip a pin a nq or for t to & atife fr - ate. with ¢ ablespoonfula of ee @moorh aco’ ¥. Add tol W milk and the soaked “May Manton’s Hu . | young girls 8s oi} as for AJ tere and # and te extreme, suttings and to the ing nod with atitod- th . of aii and wit tog oF fold buttons Aig wil cords and & ror nay wool jings are admirable | | ctoth vans a mate ble wed suita- ty but a el will be found @ Why] ynont desirable one nske| gor the pongees of J various sorte and Iinen mutts tha generally: ce | worn rhe quantity of Pattern No 3830 Is ou mi " 4 explaining + fur good ot an | Perhaps. why. 49 oflo in ht Hooks Tid LS % : OPH at, Lrotn | eye tiie indy’ raid or the valet is “pp aal-cacane watte tahoe’ to a8 thelr thaster's or mls. It if your an ” Misses’ “Pony THE HOME. es well dissolved, When It ts cool but not set. stir jt Into the whipped cream, and ftir every teow minutes until it begine to thicken. While it will stut pour, turn it in on a quart mold which you have Alled w In fingers, Stand on Pisce and « with rich plain cream, Fier Oysters, ROP into bolling water and let them remain until plump, Lift them out with perforated ladle and place on a hot ah: Season with salt, butier, and pepper, Add two tablesnoontuta of sherry If Iked. Corn Chowder. ean of corn, one quart small ma beans, one qimeter pound of molt pork. ope cup of cream, one of milk. ¢wo tablespoonfuls of but+ tor, alx milk crackers, one sliced onton, palt and pepper. Put tt. frylng pan after cutting into bite: hrown it andi add the onion, Put the beans over In weter enough to cover them anil pork in the nmer them till tener: put two cups f boiling water on the onion and pork 1 when the beans are tender pour 6 whem and afd’ the corn, sim+ nor till this, too, ts tender, then ada cream, scalded, and the seasoning th the butter. 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