The evening world. Newspaper, March 29, 1906, Page 19

* 9 “ETusband” should influence his views on the father-in- F G ‘ tty. postdls from various sites nbs phayed tn, Do. you thin The Evening World’s Home Magazine, Thursday Evening, March.29, if Smoke Nuisance. i By Roy L. McCardell. | “A RREST that man! “Yes, I know he ts George W. Perkins, but papa's letter shall not save him from the wrath of the demon Dstrict-Attorney! | “I will make no distinctions, I will not spare Let him be dragged ignominiously to court in his own automobile. Then while he waits outside let his lawyer ask for a habeas corpus. H “Let me light another cigarette. I have a fire- proof desk to sleep at, and this {s a spring suit of best asbestos. i “The elephants are flying. This ts thelr neating season, | “Who says I ever received any campaign Ca) butions from fiduciary concerns? | “Ah, Corny Bliss! The Grand Jury cannot save you now! Ten or} twelve years hence: you may be worried! | “I am playing pool in Rutgers street. Rack 'em up again, boy! The fifteén ball in the corner pocket for a dollar! John Doe proceedings. Hyv-| erybody 1s a crook, but the attorneys for the Metropolitan Street Railways | have destroyed the vouchers! “What lovely gentlemen they are! “Break {n Hannah Elias's door! But {n pity spare George B. Cor- telyou! Abe Hummel’s bald head {3 one bright spot. Give me another aigarctte! I haven't insulted anybody to-day. Can it be I am weakening? “Judge O'Sullivan? Where have I heard that name before? “The clocks are all run down, I am all run down, the newspapers are | running me down. I will run down to Lakeville. “We must not be brutal. Let us call up Mr. Perkins by telephone and’ ask his private secretary to find out {f he is in a good humor. If he 1s, ask him ‘if he would mind being arrested to-day. If it {sn’t convenient we can put it off for a time. “Judge Seabury better mind hie own business, and you can tell the Grand Jury I will give it an awful slap if it interferes with me! Tbe {dea!! “Tam the law! What right has the Grand Jury to interfere? We must make no distinctions. But George W. Perkins must be arrested in a lady-| like manner. . “We must handle such persons gently, as they ere very rich and may Invite us to take luncheon with them if we know how to keep our places. They may never go to Jail, they might meet Sam Lobley, who stole money from the Equitable by forgery. Wouldn't {t be terrible! “The law is for rich and poor alike, only it Is different. I will order George W. Perkias taken into the custody of J. P. Morgan at once. He shall be remanded to the Waldorf-Astoria and allowed no privileges he can- not pay for. Light me another cigarette! Ain't I a jim dandy to terrible evil-doers? What is all this shrieking and hysterical clamor about? It ts time to arrest Thomas Lawson and Lincoln J. Steffens. These hirelings of the sen- “td EPTCeA Oe Le ve ev warns sational press are destroying reputations, I know my business, It is to de} stroy all the cigarettes made in America! “Ah, my last cigarette has gone out. qnough to send out for a fresh pack. f "Tell Judge O'Sullivan and the Grand Jury not to do anything rash. Ketp otit the photographers. I do not want them to catch me napping!” pam t.4 = See PES I will bave to wake up long YOUR WIFE’S RELATIVES. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. HE People's Column contains just now a more or less I heated discussion as to whether or not a husband is bound to support his wife's parents. One husband kicks at the supposed obligation. Then “A Wifo” writes: “Perhaps ‘Husband’ may be a father some day, and his ton or daughter may treat him in the samé ungrateful way." The only people, probably, that never discussed this sub-' ject were Adam and Eve, because they had no superannu- ated relatives-in-l | ‘The very earliest French oomedy had a similar problem | aa its reason for existence. A father deeded all his property | to his son and went to live with him, The son's wife objected | to her father-in-law's presence, and finally compelled her | husband to turn him out. Before going penniless into the | rold the old man begged for a horse blanket to wrap around | himself, and his little grandson was sent to the stable to fetch t. When he returned his father saw that he ‘had only! brought half the blanket and reproached him for his meanness. “'Oh," sald the! Title boy, ‘‘T cut it in two to save half untll you get olf and ask me for it!” | ‘This has the same motive of fear of the ‘morrow that “A Wife” suggests W question. ™ this case, as in every other, there {8 nothing like having settled opinions. Consider the possibilty of being absolutely without views on @ sibject and suddenly being obliged to form some. Into the purely abstract consideration of the particular problem under discussion would enter questions of ethits, and of political economy, carrying one back to the very foundations of the family and Of the state. And at the end of all our journeying we might really not be able to ertive at a logical conclusion in regard to the suppopt of relatives-in-law. To ‘De sure most men do support their wives’ relatives when there is no one else to aesume the responsibility. And for that reason possibly all men should. Ze one is handicapped by heretical opinion® thet compel one to belleve that @M women, as well as all men, should be self-supporting, one feels that to throw fan extra burden on one poor, overworked drone is hard lines. But the drones very generally are used to It, and that generally makes it right. ‘Mme majority of women are financial vampires, And the whole mule and cus- tom of the world is such that even women who strive earnestly not to be find the tendency of woman and the patient expectancy of man too much for their BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. He Talks of Another. kive, that vou ‘have the «irls on tty: Broadway ” AM a young girl eighteen and am on a string.” You have the deeply “in love with a youn® fellow | requisite wall, All vou need now is @ abou Job. ate twenty, There ts another girl ies Go to some of thy Lik y well_and he is| be willin? to start a en % RES talking avout, her feta RIM nin ft he was so deeply in love with her| ONeed for Patience, ave her and kindly leave Ly Cc. C, AND OTHDRB—As the mal) re “Rot my oan te eaid: Don't feel hurt 4 of this department is very large ge X prefer vour friendship to hers. e and only three of four letters pre: eve it, c.R. But I cannot believe ei be aaueeree Galt [impossible to answer ly, That your letter i He probably prefers you and is try. a ye alous, You should tet ie nen dat talking about the om girl annoys, you. HeHas’Em on a String. ie peared t¢ no refiection on its style or sentiment, For Lobe or Money? | AM a voung girl of twantv and very beautitul, Tam the most pop) fh our ‘sot and have & ferent many mirers,, ly t ver" much One hae Bohey “ade he” coer has. not. do you think te the bikiad Beatle Yove or Bauld As in! love eo the th EE REN GI, a man and would like to ; Peon ft could ‘become ah dotor, Ahave all-the girls on Broadway on cits, 1 have about 8 hundred, ‘abdon't care ‘for any but one, and io an fale as See ee At went she in Spain... Bre at ge ae tial yan actor, how? and aa Tt you love both imem. toss up a cop: je—headay, monev:tallh, Tye, Aso matter of fact, you love neither if you gra ave dtawing #0U'a Week save any doubt om the subject ‘ana To Make Arms Plump. siri| Railroad Pudding. BUD GER, the‘*Want-to-Be’’ Boy— By ‘*Pop” SPINNAKER ANO REEF YER Tia, To One morning, as Budger was sitting on the pler wishing he was | a Jolly tar, Make-Believe suddenly appeared. “You're on!” he cried, and touched him with his wand, and—— the first thing Budger knew he was on a big ship and the captain was giving orders. Budger, In his new sailor sult, drew himself up with pride, but—— 2 Just as he started to do the captBin’s bidding he epled a beautiful parrot. Budger simply had to stop and ask the Polly all sorts of questions, te which-—— the bird sulkily refused to reply. “I'll teach her the English lan- guage!” thought Budger, and he was Just starting in with the alpha- bet and Pligrim’s Progress, when—— d { PUT HIM IN \RONS TILL suddenly the mate appeared and Budger felt himself jerked into the h alr. In spite of his pleadings that he had forgotten to follow the captain’s orders, he was—— BEAUTY HINTS. By Margaret HubbardAyer to put him In irons and throw him Into the hold. 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Apply night ena morning. M.—Centainly, exercise with mas- sage will help make your arms J. plump provided the practice is continued, Cure for Waris, L.—Hére {s the oure for warts: If the wart {8 very pronounced you * would’ batter see a dermatologist, Mix 1 grain of paraform With 8 parts of fléxiblé collodion and apply to the wart three times a Gey. After two or three, days the epidermis peels off and the wart will come with It, HINTS FOR FOR AN APRIL FOOL’S DAY PARTY. § @ nonsense rhyme within a given space THE HOME. cookies In @ quick oven. Eat with but- 1 ense verses have attained ler Or not, Use both soda and baking Noe ore ‘a certain vogue nonsense parties! of time. At the expiration of that time NE cup sweet milk, one cup mo- Tasses, one cup cho powder. ; ‘ber of |the papers are to change hands and the spoon vinegar, one teaspoon sait, one SY Lake, Planned for April 1—All Fools’ Ray, | {ts writer by the performance of some NE cup sugar, oteshalf cun butter one-half cup milk, whites of three eggs, one-halt-tup cornstarch, one cup fiour, one-half teaspoon cream of tartar, one-quartér teaspoon soda, teaspoon soda, Steam three hours and serve with sweet sauce, j Lemon Bisouit. . | WoO eggs, two @nd one-half cups clever little “stunt.” ‘As the hostess {s oonstituting herself sole judge, putting everybody (except each writer) in his turn upon the jury, only those girls who have unusual ways Only “such choice and foolish souls as apprecinte the beauty of nonsense to full” are to be wsked to one affair, which very frankly admits that it ts a “fool party." Red and green are the Witte sugar, one cup tard, one|Cream Cake, color soleme planned, jesters in cap|of entertaining will be Fequired to pay «Pint awreet mill, one-hait teaspoon. | WO cgay. two-thirds cup. sugar, |and bells chosen for the deooration, [that Bae Gt Bete a bineth vetbe: ful oda, ‘pthioh salt, two tablespoonstal gue. noun cing Sep flour, ait table-} very imaginable’ sort of nonsense|fa¥y the Philadelphia, North American, Covel). badctie powder, five cents’ worth peed cactnaey ‘easpoon 08a, | cntoate Avil be held, the frat to. pea} everybody 18 tO be d in her idew ol} of lemon, with flour, rou] two teaspoons erties oie “trial, by. rhyme,’ each person given|of momsense in dress, a nrise Ay to thin ike ‘ple orust; cut and bake Piatt sup hours ©” °"* paper ‘ald penall and cequested to write the girl whe best accomplishes the trick, taken before that stern and cruel officer, who commanded the mate Nore and Ou HE Horses took the plunge again | I at the Hippodrome last night. ‘Their tank scone was down on the programme as “In the Jungle," al- though It was essentially a case of “In the Swim." The horses took the scene in their teeth amd left the stage man- ager to his specialty of gnashing and walling. In the gypsies’ mad pursult of Paul Pasky, led by that courageous queen of the chorus, Adele Von Ohl, the horses unseated their riers and at- tempted landings all along the bank while the men struck out for the orc tra side of the shore and swallowed enough of the “lake” to entitle them toa front seat on the water wagon. Stage hands rushed to the rescue, and cheering on the other side of the curtain indi- cated that all hands had been saved. Soros: ISSOURI has shown Sarah. ten to the Chulah News: ‘Mme. Sarah Bernhardt came from Paris, France, to the centre of the corn belt and showed to the largest | audience that ever in the world gath- ered together to witness a dramatic per- formance, Tt was done in Kansas City, this State, at Convention Hall. A $10,000 | Audience, New York couldn't do {t, nor | Paris, nor Chicago, nor London, Our own Kansas City did it in a canter, easily, without a whoop or yell, just naturally, without turning a hair. But our theme ts not Kansas City. Kanans City will be with us always, while Mme, Bernhardt ts passing. When two or three are gathered together talking about Sarah Rornhardt they speak of | het age, of her siimness, of her pro- Density to kick over the tugs. This ts not right. If you had been in Conven-| tion Hall the other night Sarah's age would have been thé least of your | troubles. Lynch Williams's dramatization of his : “You wouldn't have tost any slenp|carlier thort tale of the same nante. | because she didn't kick out as far in| One xcene will be in the lobby of the | Places as some women do. And the| Metropolitan Opera-Houre, while an- gcean rolls between K. C. and gay | other will show a Park Row newspaper Paree, which $s about the only thing |oftice. Arrangements are being rapidly you ‘would ragret as to her conduct. | mode. and in all probability “The Stoten Everything 1s done the same in France |gtory" will be produced within a month's | as in Kansas City, except talking. They | time. ‘The cast will include Jameson | Make love the same, and Sarah Is past |J.oe Finney, Ralph Telmore, Wright master of the art. Although we are| Kramer, Stephen Wright. Joseph N. from the country, bourgeois, yet we could | gnarks and Fanny Marinoff. ° return to the Garden Theatre understand {t all, Every bit of it. E: oe 6 | y on Monday. Miss Dorothy cept the language. Yes, sir. The pli | was “Camille,” by the younger Dum: Tennant, recuperating at Atlantic City after an attack of typhoid fever, will Nobody ever Itked the book much, nor jee the company at that time, . . the Hudson Theatre on April 14 the play, but we were talking about Bernhardt, who is Camille In the play, Camille ts a beautiful Paris courtesan with the consumption. She dies shortly, but in the mean time is a very warm | and she loves him, but some other fel- | W with “The American Lord.” Tows are paying her experises, Duval ts | written by George H. Broadhurst and financially short. They do very wrong, | Charles ‘T, Dazey. His support includes but Dumas, who wrote the story, at-| Hilda Sponge. tributes that to their great love and the “Finally ola mati DUVAl comes in from the country and gets Camille to tell young Dtival that shé loves one of the other fellows. Thinks that will break It tip and #ave his Buy's ature she tells him. Mon Dieu! What a magnifi- cent dimpled Uttle Har she fa! He goes away after standing her on her head, and she gets Worse soon, sends for him and dieg in ‘his arms, ‘Making love and dying two long sults. dying than she | aking love, but if she over wants to giveme private Wemonstration of her art I shall not ask her to die. If you fellows think 1t%» fun to see her die, you ought to have at Convention Hail. You'd’ a give $10 to miss it. The other shore was in plain sight from the arena balcony. Someday She will do that and it will’ be sure ‘nough. But then they pay her weil for wetting 80 close to the edge. I wouldn't do it for $1,500 a time.” ee Lis- WING to the many orders received the larger auditorium, Dariei Frohman has decided to have the en- tertainment in behalf of the Gilbert Testinionial Window iake place at the Knickerbocker ‘Theatre on ‘Tuesday, April 17. instead of at Daly's Theatre. Clani Morris will appear in a.svene from the fourth act of “Odette.” Francis Wilson, Lawrance D'Orsay, Annie Hughes, May Isabel Fiske. Blanche Bates, Wrank Keenan and J. H. Be rimo, Margaret Ilington, Ernest Law- ford, Hattle Williams end Sam Bernard wiil be among the other participants. phe th G HE next dramatic production which Henry W. Savage will make ts “The Stolen Story,’ Je HE COLLEGR WIDOW" will ILLIAM H, CRANE will come to member, as it were Duvaj loves her CHARLES DARNTON. The Girl From Kansas, By Alice Rohe. (TP ] 12 AR Y¥) about cucuses. It's nothin’ but . y MAWKINS, | Swindle. ‘ay wherever ve #0 ES8Q., of;!n New York, Here I bought me \waubunsee, chief; ticket. thinkin’ I was goine to a stock rater of the Tet! swell cuous. I've seen so muah county, has deen} *DOUt vour cucus business In Madison laftin’ himself halt | S1Ware Garden, and when T got. there tevdeath ever alice | ere-whrn't no gurden at all. Just @ he's been In New |Us® with people sittin’ In boxes and thinks | 888t8 tke a theaters, only go Aurned dle He eee Yorkers are|!t Would take in the null of Waubun- % ee, the ‘gol durndest | “°* let_me tell ve. ff tt ain't the i azlest thing—soing to a cnens with Mes he ever seen. |fT coats on. Why, Laat next to a wo- Menan i? (ig) man shivering in a fur coat and thera in the ‘Cucus’ the; was people pourin’ into that bulldim’ other day he Just! oi wranped up as if it wasn't cucus nbout passed away laffin’. Oh, not atl gay at all,’ thelhappentnaslin) the|Garden..My. no! | “ace srawhine nearly. passed away, “Although the clowns dtd tickle his! jaughing, ‘Whar do ye think they keep craziest lot of Wil-| faney, Hilary couldn't ston lanehine | th6 animats? Why, down In the cellar! though, at the pour, fool Now Yorkers’ | tia ye ever her the beat o' that? Thar iden of a ‘cucus. warn't no side show at all. All of the “Things arg gettin’ pretty much upside down,’ sald Mr, Hawkins, ‘Here you vo to acucus in the eyenin’ and find yourself in a regular out and Out opery- house, and then when ve pick up the papers In the mornin’ vou read about this here Bernhardt actor woman play- in’ in a tent, Folks suve are goin’ plum crazy. “tts a foke on Yorkers thinkin’ cucus 8. He! freaks had a regular parlor.’ © “Didn't Mr. Hawkins enjoy the Bineest Show on Harth? I'm afraid it was all lost on him. He couldn't get over laughing about the wav those ‘Smart alec’ New Yorxers got fooled thinkin’ they were havin’ a real cucus.’ “Mr, Hawkins can hardly wait to get back to Waubunsee to tell the boys. He nearly laughs himself half to death every time he thinks about It.” vou smarty New you know what a He! Much ye know May Manton’s Daily Fashions. NQU ESTION- ABLY the princess skirt 1s to be @ favorite of the incoming son, and very erace- ful and attractive it is,‘ ‘This one has certain special ad- vantages and is equally well adapt- ed to wool, to silk and to lnen. It ts snugly fitted at the walst line and well over the hips, while below the stitch- ings are inverted plaits which provide @raceful and be- flare an@ fulness, In this In- stance reseda Pan- ama, cloth is simply stitched with silic, ye are agreat materials tained by the bee of trimming sort of anather. 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