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E The Evening World’s Home Magazine, Friday Ev ening, March 23, 1906. OUR ANIMAL DEPARTMENT. |THE ‘JOLLY’ GIRLS—THEY Win! By George McManus By Roy L. McCardell. E are still keeping the Animal Department open W every other day if we feel like it, and shall continue to do so. The fears of many of our correspondents that it will be closed are groundless. We Will keep all our pledges, whether as regards ai- cohol or animals, and, as heretofore, the Animal De- partment will be open for all our animal friends and | our friends who are animals every other day, if we feel like it. Editor Animal Department: I have been on several wild x chases recently, I found I was beirg made game of. I do not know whether it comes within the province of the Animal Department or aot. but I wish to inform you that I know a young lady #0 very bashful that she objects to disrobing in a boudoir that has birds- eye maple furniture in it. EMMA L, PETERSEN, Hiditor Animal Depertment. Cannot the readers of the Animal Department suggest some plan to mollify mad dogs? I think if we strove to please dogs and not treat dogs like dogs they wouldn't get mad. If human beings get mad when they are treated like dogs dogs would not get mad if treated like human beings. ANIMAL FRIEND. r Department: The suceess of the Anima! Department emboldens me to ask you to} widen its functions and activities and do something for vegetables. Shortly} etter Christmes my husband grew angry at the noise our little boy was making with his toy drum, and he broke it and threw the pieces out into ch. All the cabbages we have grown since have been of ad variety, I think we should all bo kind to vegetables. It every time I chop up onions. A lover of I also think it a perverted sense of imor that makes some women “string” beans, A very worthy and as- timable vegetabie is made game of when “squash” fs played. I for one think we should be kind to vegetables as well as animals and am willing to fur- nish muffs for the ears of corn and lotion for all potatoes that have bad eyes. Mrs. WIGGS, Rockvillle Centre, L. I. Editor Animal Department: Replying to correspcndent who wrote for address of an apiarist who would take a lot of hives he was itching to get rid of, I desire to say that I think this is a case of skin. The modern bee culturist has no use for old- fashioned hives. This is rough on your correspondent. Dr. WANSER, New Jersey Bee Keepers’ Association, Cranford, N. J. the cabb o mash potatoes, nimal Department: Do apes climb fig trees, all elate, A Feeling they are “up to date?” Or say they climb in Afric’s clime Cocoa trees fu fear sublime. And hold on tight with eyes tight shut For fear they may be “oft their nut?” OLIVER TRIMBLE. WAitor Anfmal Department: I heard that Gen. Bingham {s In the habit of wearing a beaver and also that he {s in the habit of making the profane language more exten'sive and voluminous. The other day I read something concerning the beaver'’s dam. Now, do you think it possible that a hard-workng animal like the beaver would adopt this style of expression simply on account of being in the im- mediate neighborhood and in the possession of the before-mentioned Gen. Bingham? Please endeavor to exoncrate this estimable animal in the eyes of the general public, B. E. AVERY. HEART ana HOME PAG! Edited by for WONMEN Nixola Greeley Smith THE PROFESSIONAL GENTLEMAN, By Nixola Greeley-Smith. OME time ago a reader of this column took exception S to my ure of the word “lady” as applied to an old colored ‘‘mammy.” The restridtions that govern this| much-abused and outworn word, as well as its kindred tri-syllable, “gentleman,” are, I am afraid, matters of such exceeding nicety as to escape all save the Brafimin caste, So far as “lady” is concerned, its use nowadays tends more genemily to derision than to compliment, and it ts becoming so much more a matter of importance to be a man than\to be a gentleman that the latter word is fast falling into similar disrepute. Both words, of course, have-@ meaning to each one of us that we consider very fine. But én their meanings for other reople we very generally despise them. A man {s never so apt to seem a thoroughly unsuffer- able cad as when he is talking about what as a “gentle- man" he may or may not do. No one has apprectated this fact so completely as Barnard Shaw in his early novel, Jetely republished, of ‘The Irrational Knot," for he mnkes Sholto Douglas, an English “gentleman,” ‘tell a married woman, whom he has persuaded to elope to American with him, that “the olubs’ will not expect him to marry when her husband divorces her, and unless she minds her p's and q's he won't. We all know, of course, that there are n great many people like that in the world, but only Shaw has had the shamelessness to proclaim what a complete cad ‘a “gentleman” may be. Only Shaw has the effrontery to praclaim that he himself let his mother eupport him for years by giving music lessons that he might become the “artist” he is to-day. From a “gentleman” to a cad the distance is sometimes so short as to be wnappreciable to the human eye. One man’s cad {s another's gentleman, and vico versa, But about the constituent qualities of a man there can be no two opinions. They are truth, honesty, gentleness and strength, I have heard men eay that others were gentlemen, and give reasons to sup- port the contention that would make any real man blush to have such an epithet applied to him. I think the New York man has—and lives up or down! to, accarding to the point of view—the best and broadest standard of living there ds, and I think the elderly and supposedly chivalrous puint of view of ome other sections of the country {s the worst. Indeed, one would rather nisk the humanity of the New York man than the chivairy of any gentleman anywhere, Gentility 1s not a thing that pays to advertise, and the professtonal “gen; tleman" quite misses the real meaning of the word for which he constitutes himself a sandwich man, HEALTH AND BEAUTY. THE LOG OF March 23, 234 A To find a floating Villiard table. He turned it over to the Zoo ‘DO HOPE WILLIE WILL BE OUT OF THE WAY WHEN THE GENTLE MEN CALL THIS EVENING ! ILL BET YOUA (WAIT TILL 140 AN! NICKEL WILLIE CAN'T PUT MY RUNNIN’ PANTS ON! /'LL WILLIE, LOOKS LIKE A GOOD RUNNER , BUT MAYQE HE CANT RUN VERY FAR ‘AH .GOOD VLL BET You ANICKEL HE CAN, AND GIVE HIM THE MONEY IF HE WINS. EVENING, EVENING! SUCHE WILLIE | HEARD THAT JOHNNY JONES RAN THREE TIMES AROUND THE PARK INAN HOUR BET HE CANT BEAT ME! WE'LL HAVE A NICE QUIET EVENING AT HOME! [8.30PM REMEMBER! are It 1 DON'T BELIEVE * ** This Log Was Kept by Noah’s Third Son, JAPHET, and Is Here Turned Into Versified Vernacular by ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE. ee 8) B,C) LOT of junk drifts past our boat And Pa grabs everything afloat. To-day, it happened, he was able NORAH'S KKK (Copyright by Walt McDougall.) «| “Hurroo! That scores ton points 10 me!" Illustrated And taught them how to wield a cue. For use as billiard balls they found Three cocoanuts—quite nearly round. A line of birds perched on a string For counters were the nearest thing. The Mandril, by some mysterce, Made an unheard-of “run” of three. | But, as the Bandar wert to play, | Ten counter-birds got scared away. | The Bandar yells in ecstacce: By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Paste and P. stone. ’ To remove the hair rub the owder, skin afflicted with the superfluous ) Cere are |6towth and the pumice-stone will wear i ) the tooth| the hair off, Be careful not to be too She Loves in Vain. Past herofe and irritat +. ve ded) Dear Bett a ers . Scene ng Se erate ae ms) jen cere liineHOUN. two iyearal ago i, became | 71 NOU the urms are made red by this treat- umicestone' ts! best asa et mghe bee iceatone Br fore retiring. Y ki afi owder recipes you «sk for: Tooth aste— Areca nut vhatooal (recent ‘me. J Would have been only too gidu ane powder) 5! A Smooth Skin $3 Rave‘him call, but the day on which PuBeE) ATSDR. nu) . he wanted to call 1 was going out, so 1 RS. A. E.—Cream of pond lilles will not have any tendency to fatten. ‘but tend only to ll out the tissues formula for tt: (triple) 11-2 ounces; bitter almonds, tr |@having ‘cream, 1 dram; oll of berga- mot, 12 drops; oll of cloves, ¢ drops; oil of neroll bigarade, 6 drops; borax, 1-5 ounce, In preparing this observe the directions givén for mixing the almond ing cloth. Superfluous Hair. NXIOUS B. BH, R.—Here is tho remedy for bale on the arms, and coous paste, found ready prepared at sont chemists. pDineaty, the borax in ai ui Une day he assed dae if he could cau gave him to and passed it Another day 1 Invited and make the skin smooth. Here is the| few lines. ‘He never came and I fear Orange flower water| that garhens nome pretended friend mis- § ounces; deodorized aloohol,| Other, gentlemen have asked ‘The sbaving cream 19 ® sapona-| Yong to go out with them when really do not care for them? M. G. BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS acquainted with a young gentle- man whom I liked yery much, A understand not to ‘come off with a trivial joke. him to call, and @ would come and drop me a the cireumstances to him. would let me know positively, as his ocoupation kept him away. Three days ty telegram telling me he could not gO, but & very sorry. I therefore stayed lowers that evening. I have never an- swered his letter and he has never called on me since, do about this, as I love bi think my love {s returned. PL. If your love is returned you will’ tv man that abks you. You will| from him, If not it, would be useless th; seta, b oto oe before the bail I received a letter ang a was think that I would do, them an; course not. Go out with any nice a They Missed the Ball. has been calling on me for about two months theatre with Ldarcriae ited. 1 theatre with him, and they ‘consented. in and chop them, mix The same evening he made an appoint: | te minutes, drain and chop ment with me for a ball, engage the atten- Durmie bin. Thece ta HINTS FOR Brain Cakes. HIS is a dish which may be served either for breakfast or for the fam- ih ily @inher; but through the West- ern cities, where the butchers do not | charge so much for brains, they are fre- quently found on the Sunday morning | breakfast table. ‘To make the cakes ‘use brains, two tablespoonfuls bread crumbs, one teaspoonful finely chopped parsley’ one tablespoonful vinegar, one exe. One ounce dripping, pepper and salt Wash the brains with the vinegar and one pint of cod water; boil them for MAN two years my senlor One night he asked to go to the them with the crumbs. parsley. pepper and salt and the egg, well beaten. Heat the dripping in a frying pan, drop the mixture in in spoonfuls and fry golden brown. Tripe and Onions, HIS stew is especially good for pcr- sons suffering from indigestion. Get the tripe from the butcher and | wagh it well with warm water: then mit ‘{tinto.a pot with plenty of cold water nothing for yo and let it get very hot without boiling; E ; peneeny but said he Please tell me what I can im dearly and sae a Devised and BILLIARD GAME IN THE ARK. | The Mandril made objections rude And an eaviting acrap ensued. The Marmot, thinking none wotld see, | Devoured the cocoanuts all three. | Of course, that sort of queered the game, | And after that the sport seemed tame. Though, as the Ape observed, with glee: “These monkey games appeal to mel” JOHNNY JonES = JC] EVER RUN TREE [LD TIMES AROUND IC DIS OLD PARK! By Walt MeDougail | (For Further Details See Monday's Evening World, This Page.) THE HOME. the tripe quite clean, put'it again into ‘a pot of water and simmer it for five or six hours, until quite tender, Then pour oft bhe liquor, cut the tripe into | neat square pleces, put ft into a sauce- n with a pint of milk and let it immer ior an hour; boil four onions and chop them fine: blend one tabi Sjloonfuly of flour with @ little j pour to it the milk from the tripe, add pepper and salt to taste, nut Tr bic In min and stir until It bolls, then at the onions and mix well together. Place the tripe on a dish and pour the mixture over it. The Mauor from the tripe, If boiled one hour with a-quartor of 2 pound of rice, a carrot, turmip and onion, Makes a tasty broth, Toad-in-a-Hole. le half a pound of scraps of meat or sausage add half a pint of milk, quarter-pound of flour, one egg, pepper and salt. Beat up the egg with milk and pour half of this to the flour and salt; make a smooth paste without any lumps, then add, gradually, the remainder of the milk and eqs. Grease a ple dish and put the pieces was. tha weten and aorand and pela fanen haus ino ” of meat at the bottom, sprinkled with pepper and galt; the batter over sham amen. | engagement at the Emplre Theatre. It | ple ewe their Beginning next week school chil- dren provided with the proper credentials may seo “Peter Pan’ for fitty cents and have thelr choice of the best sents In the first and second baleonies on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday evenings. This arrange- ment, proposed nnd carried out by the People's Institute, will continue for the remainder of Miss Maude Adams's Hee news for the youngstera! is to Mies Adams that the young peo- thanks. Her interest in | children carries her to out-of-the-way corner of this dig town, | and, if her automobtie could speak, it] might tell many a pretty story. When | she was told by an offtcer of tho Peo- ple's Institute that countless youns- sters were almost dying to gee “Peter Pan,” but couldn't do so on account | of the prices, she Immediately sot | to work to remedy the difficulty. It] was not an easy matter, with the| house selling out for almost every performance, but Miss Adams finally many an/ talked Mr, Alf. Hayman into her view of the urgent case. “If there is any | loss," she is reported to have said, “I will make {t up."" Now, don't you belleve in fairles? e 8 e TRANGE as It may seem, Marie IS Dressler has driven one ad-| mirer to “poetry.” “N. L. C.."" frenzied by the report that Miss Deess- lor might leave us for London, begs her to stay. Idsten to the lay with all its “feat: Without you Pa Weber would be lost. Don't go, Marie! Don't go! None could take your place at any cost. Don't go, Marie! Don't go! What would become of ‘“Twiddle- Twaddle"? Of “The Squaw Man's Girl"—and win the battle, If you should g0, Marie; should go? Listen to the wall of a poor admirer, Don't go, Marle! Don't go! The greatest, beside you, 1s in the mire. Don't «o, Marie! Don't go! Just think of all the frolics vou've had. None left the place ever feeling sad; And it certainly would make us feel awfully bad, It you should go, Marle; should go. 'To emphasize the fact already told, Don't go, Marie! Don't go! You're worth your welght In uncounted gold. Don't go, Marie! Don’t go! You'll never be a frost where your lot fe cast— If they're too slow, you'll make them fast— But a word of advice—it Is the Iast— Don't go, Marie! Don't go! That ought to hold her for awhile. ee 8 RNOLD DALY !s to play here agnin this season after all. It has been arranged to bring him to the Lyric Theatre on April 16, when he will be seen for the first time in Rermard Shaw's “Arms and the Man.” ‘this play was last given in New York gn and Ou Sof the Theatres | bles to 01 ears Richard Hamedas See Mee 0 APT. KELLER, at Keith's this week with his American Giri Zouaves, commanded the original Streator Zouaves, who started out at firet playing engagements at county fairs, In thelr contracts ft wes prd- vided that the fiir authorities shoul rupply straw for the Zouaves’ bedding, since they camped in their own tents. One stingy New Jersey fair failed to supply straw enough to fill the beds, |s0 Capt. Keller called up thd president of the association nnd compliined. ‘hit oMectal, who didn’t know @ sousve from a zebra, ordered more strew, but inquired: “How much straw do them blamed zouaves eat, anyway?” Another time, when Capt. Keller was touring France, with the same Girl |Zouaves, he encountered a rhonager who spoke no English, and as the captain's French is rather dofidient, they dn’t make each other under- ‘ach grew angry at the ‘3 woen the Frenchman had @ dca. Rushing to the telephone, he called up a friend in Lyons, who spoke both languages. ‘Telling his trou- he long-distance. interpreter, he ‘handed the Feeelver ty capt, ‘Beller, who got the message man benide htm lenrouch “the "heane apes ranslator y vay. Are French ingenious? es SWaY- ~ * 8 bb REMARKABLE thing ebout sneezing,” sald De Wolf Hop- per in his dressing-room et the Casino, “is its unfitness to what I might call the sneezer. John Dunsmufr, the big fellow who sings bass tn ‘Hap- pyland,’ has a sneseze for whieh you can see him preparing five minutes be- fore It goes off, and which {s the worst kind of fizzle when it does happen. Little Marguerite Clark, on the other hand, has the most wolent sneeze I ever heard. She broké me up terribly the other night in the middle of my curtain speech. I had just remarked that the audience ought not to applaud after having witnessed only one act of ‘Hap- pytand,’ but thit T was wlad the people Uke what they had theard. At that mo- ment they and I heard something which was not in the least Mke any of the musical numbers in the plece. It was Miss Clark's sneeze, the sound of which penetrated the door of her dressing-room and the heavy tron fire door between the corridor and the stage. thet tance it sounded Ik the ‘Subway. The ‘frat twor tome: im the orchestra laughed, the musi¢ians laughed, and I laughed ‘so hard that my speech was all off for that evening.” Onto 66 (7MIARLEY'S AUNT” has evidentiy entered upon a new term of Iife at the Manhattan, where it ts enjoyed as much as it wag when firet presented at that house. Btlenne Gir- ardot is ag funny as ever tn his old role, see ENRIETTA CROSMAN will be H seen next Season ag Christian in a dramatization of “Ptlgrim’s Progress.” The acting version of Bun- yan's allegory has been made by James MacArthur, who adapted “The Bonnie Briar Bush’? for the stage and who has for some yeans been connected with Harper Brothers. CHARLES DARNTON. ——_———_—. By Charles 1 But Jess, our single darter, she Js Jes’ th’ nicest peepul of any mt. But lately I bin ththkin’, sence I [ mind me how th’'t woman th't's She helped me lay up meney and ‘Thar ain't no Christian aotion th’ ELDOM have skirts shown 80 MANY graceful and at- ve forms 88 ip sent time. tne Peamone the inteet ana most desirable XP soft fabrics, and !s ce together charming: | 1h the iilustration the ma terial is pale gre crepe messaling, trimming of cream: ch ored lace banding, Duy ghile soft silks are ¢Y ‘eedingty fashionable ana promise to be jreatly worn through- out the entire spring, t fare also a grea there “erushable chit- fon wool makerials ans are equally Sf til ong. th While, oTfaprics there tracth “col y_ sulted, to ‘Trimmin. ve 18 exceeding: required for Gall or send by mail to THE BVENING WORLD MAY Man~ ‘ON FASHION BUREAU, No. 2 West Twenty-third street, New; Loti, Bend ten cents in coin or stamps fer sack pattem oraeres, TANT—Write your name ama edérens pisiniy, and Wimmin Folks. R. Barnes. Ww, wife, #he says one mornin’, “I got th’ Idee strong N= visit John and Mamie an’ fetch some things along— ‘A can o' pickled peaches, sum catchup an’ sum jell, Sum home-made bread and chow-chow that John he likes #0 well.” says: “Oh, ma, no, no! ‘pwould shame our John mos! dreffle ef you shud up an’ go; Yor jes’ @ kentry worn, an’ John’s an’ Mamio's kind folks you'll find.”’ bin here in town, ipn't Jennie 1s deservin’ a good hard takin’ down; w'y, these here Noo York wimmin—gosh help us, what @ sight! A-gamblin’ an’ a-smoktn’ an’ trapesin’ round at night! ‘Their childrun—when they have ‘em—ts gaddin’ in the street, ‘An’ owin’ t’ them wimmin th’ household ends don't meets iney're sleepin’ in the mornin's when they shud be awake: ‘they don't make mo sech jewels ez mother used t’ make im. hooked t’ me for life Hox ulwus did th’ duties expected of a wife; raised our ehfldrun good, ‘An’ keeps th’ hull place tidy, like decent wimmin shud; She alwus $s a-plannin’ {’r our best interests too— " t woman wouldn't do, I guess I'll send an’ git her t’ visit John e spell— She'll etand « clost comparin’, an’ stand it mighty well! May Manton’s Daily Fashions Seven-Gored Pointed Skirt—Pattern No. 6,311. the medium size 1s 12 yards 21, 8 vards with 13 yards of banding to trim, as iNustrated, ‘Pattern No. 5,311 js cut in sizes for @ 22, 24, 26, 28 or 80 Inch waist measure Pini: ay arate | 4 |