The evening world. Newspaper, March 15, 1906, Page 17

The Evening World’s Home Magazine, Thursday Evening, March 15, 1906. _ MRS NAGG AND MR—— | THE ‘JOLLY’ GIRLS—THEY Win! By George McManus By Roy L. McCardell. F you have a few moments to spare, Mr, Nagg, ane — . CUTE ING GIRLS Youd JUST \ ‘ f a eT if you will be so kind, there are a few things AH, GIRLS row SU) Tea Nes Od yy eE{ LCOK DEAR SITTING pe O © hec A SEAUTIFUL Gomme Vee DRY] HEARD YOU fx) zs ~ Ly that I encroach upon you, it is very seldom that I crit during a recent performance of | very successful; they are all thesis “The Music Master," when a po-| plays, He has created many types, but Hceman raided the Bijou Theatre under | his strength les dn depicting crowds the misapprehension that {t was a pool- | rather than individuals,”” room. ‘The stage carpenters, elec-| In “A Case of Arson" Heyermamns cor triclans and two or three stago hands | tainly has succeeded in depicting indl- ‘were whiling away the time with a|viduals most vividly, #ame of “penny ante” {n the property- os 8 6 wom, when in walked a big bluecoat, remarkable tste and, swelling out his chest, announced: B Bian Heart de igre fine ache ‘You're under arrest!" ing makes all the more remarka- ble, Heyermans has given a decided ah oe impetus to plays of a protean charact: Never mind what for, but put on! in this country, Willen Courtieigh fol. rn \ ain \\ sour Goats and come with me," thun-| lowed fast upon the heels of the Dutch 2 dored the “cop,” actor with ‘Uvider the ‘Third Degree,” Xi “S~-h-h! For heaven's sake, don't| and now Mids Margaret Wycherly ts malo such a noise! implored a stage-| fitting herself to ehow what a woman hand. ‘There's a quiet ecene on.” can do with seven characters in thres would like to discuss with you, It is very seldor y ry, HIER was a wildly exetting ttmo|caprictous tmagination, His plays are cise and I never find fault. ap “If you were married to some women I know who arc Hj all the time sick and who are all the time complaining, yj tor Dr. Smerk will tell you {t 1s wonderful the way 1 keep up, and I couldn't do it only I am a bundle of nerves—what was I saying? Oh, yes, Mr. Nagg, inter- Hy rupt me because I try to tell you how I feel! If you suffered as I suffered, if you had the pains I have, you would be groaning around this house till thera would be no ving with, “What for?" chorused the astonished you, group. “Imust haye gotten malaria into my system the day we went down! to look at those new Staten Island ferry-boats, Oh, yes, the germs of malaria can be carried that way. For weeks I have had dull pains in the back of my head, and if I climb stairs I get all out of breath and so weak that I feel like fainting but I never complain. If I pretended I was an fnyalid, like some women do, and put you to the expense of sending me t ( FEEL yusT 4 Phhis 4sbb0 “Yes, these places usually are run on| times that many minites—an to Bermuda or to Lakewgod, you would have some right to find fault. “But no! I stay slaving and working in this house, and you never even ask me ‘how I feel. The children haye gone through all their clothes and ASSAFE with You the quiet,” was the sarcastic rejoinder. PANTHARO On “Come on now; don't keep me waiting, ‘ I’ take care of these things'’—and he swooped down upon the deck of cards expert. ment ‘that will be watchéa with consid- erable interest. Richard Golden mean- while has caught the funny side of thie many-sided work and is giving imita- YOURE $0 f nnd thivty-alx. conta: tons of “lightning-change artists” ag i y | Z Mr, Warfleld, who was tearing his| He Colonial Theatre. ‘woman in by the day to do sewing. You would be worrled and irritable | hair over the nolse that was disturbing ma ieee yourself if you had everything to look after. It isn’t myself I am thinking of. I never think of myself. I need spring clotires worse than the children do, but I will be tucky if I can get Mme. Flanagan to make over some of my old things, only I haven't courage to ask her to do that, because no good) @ressmaker likes to make over anything, and, anyway, nothing I have Is} worth making over. “I have to buy cheap stuff, and if {t 1s silk, like my black taffeta, It cracks and splits so that it isn't any good but to throw in the rag-bag. “Yet do I complain or sigh or weep because other women are better dressed? And yet when I was at the Society for Common Genie in Dress meeting the other day I couldn’t help crying when I saw how shabby I was and how well all the other women were dressed. Even Emma Galli- | what the racket was about. and Watermelon Girls, who “Tell im the place ts pulled," said aro at Kelth’s this week, are one of the players, who had lost every- | all from Philadelphia, and most of them thing but his sense of humor. were chums in the public schools of the “Cut the talk and get a move on| Quaker City. Four of them graduated you," ordered the “‘cop,"" who wae run-|1n the same class at the Childs Gram- ning about for more “evidence.” mar School, and all are under eighteen He was about to lead the wicked | Yrs of age. The girls are totally un- gamblers to a waiting patrol wagon |/ike the average run of chorus girls of when a breathless captain put in an| /nge productions, They never appear appearance, “What's the matter with |!" newspaper write-ups as heiresses and you? the demanded, glaring at ‘bis| they never jose diamonds, for the very wondering minion. ‘Don’t you know | K00d reason that they haven’t any to a theatre from a pool room? You've | !08e. Estelle Sully, the most “stuck up'* ; I simply can't run a sewing machine, and {t 1s almost tmpossible to geta DARING, REGIE! the performance, sent dawn to find out 6M ve Minstrel Maida be 2 — = ” 8 of the lot, lords—or tt. ' per, whose husband doesn’t make half what you do, had on a stunning ~ R got the wrong number. one: 0% ladys—t over ‘OU 1 REGGIE! y 5 e H » | the others bee | princess gown of gray tweed, with one of the new Maline hats of the new "RE AI Rone TELA Kee A use Let fakr hg conte | ie ners because she has gold tn her i French shapes that cost $30 if it cost a cent! i on ac an e ee AT Oa OMPARATIVELY nothing was| Pf? !9 said that Bram Stoker, for C known here of the work of Her- I twenty-seven years the personal rep- j man Heyermans, the Dutch play- resentative of the late Sir Henry ‘ wright, until: Henri de Vries brought #, has been offered the position of ‘ us “A Case of Arson.” A French | #4e director of the proposed “New Theatre—the House Nutional, as tt “Of course when her mother died she was left a lot of money, anll she's spending every cent of it putting it on her back, while her husband wears a broken brown derby and a raincoat that has turned gray and green. “Do I spend my time running to women’s clubs and neglecting my house? No, I do not. I do not belong to anything It is true that I did writer has this to say of him: : BY were, The jury which ds to pass on the Join the Modern Mothers, but the Modern Mothers are @ lot of old maids Va areh ermeneste the) fe fer lor Risctwe* |iplaia ‘et he luptawa ecnener et that have neither housework nor children to take up their time, or women end ai ane bite Laie oats consist of three outside architects se- f a Soclalist, as a disciple fal- | tected by z 4 who live in boarding-houses who have one good dress for meeting and lay istlo writers who, in the elghties, start- ees pees one architects, of } around when home in wrappers, too lazy to make their own beds. ea a reaction against the dterary ten | ina ot one tana oe Founders | “I belong to the Society for Reform in Dress amd the Ethical Culture dencles that had prevatied for a num- . 28 * Club, But since Mra, Heavytop went to Chicago we haven't had any Hthi- had eben tine onan lal I eee ater teatrleal managers, Lee had been too individualistic, and in the Shubert 4 ious & eal Oulture meetings or Ideal Hours of Soul and Song, and if {t wasn’t for| |nme of democracy and humanity it Gibae to Wik/sesras he basics taaee | the Ibsen Fellowship and the Studies in Light Literature symposiums {had to be transformed. Heyermans, in | zor on the telephone in his office, Like | @very Wednesday at the Waldorf I wouldn’t know what was going on in |full sympathy with this reaction, some actors, De Wolf Hb>pper hag a | a Mt founded a periodical to advocate the | watch. Tre mi i ‘6 made of gun metal, and Is “Oh, men have tt good! They belong to clubs, they have thelr men new Ideas by precept and example. It| big enoush to do seevion oc ta. nome | friends, they have a hundred diversions, but all a womam has 1s to stick Und lmprectionicre: It was te eureck | Cook, Theother duy, white Hopper was ‘ and impressionism. It was to emanct-|in the off: pate literature and give it vitality, health and power, Heyermans is bost known as a dramatist and as the thor of a series of sketches calle in the house and toll and drudge end be found fault with. Tam tired of it, Mr. Nagg, and you should be ashamed!” George: His Dog. ice, Mr. Shubert kept snatoh- Nz up the ‘phone in response to ree ted buzzings, but each time failed to get an answer to his “Hello!” Hopper finally noticed that Mr, Shubert was ‘Folklandjes.’ These have enjoyed an| losing his temper, not to mention cone extraordinary popularity, Some of | siderable time, and he came to the res- them are humorous, some pathetic and | cue with the explanation: dramatic; they deal with life in all its] ‘It isn't the telephone: I'm merely aspects, and display insight, a keen | winding my watch." sense of the ridiculous, and a fantastic, CHARLES DARNTON, Working by the Day, Gompensations. HEE WEE! CUTE JaTTLE PURDT I DONT GEGRUDGE QA PENNY OF THE FIFTEEN BUCKS THAT CAME Out OF My PAY ENVELOPE FOR Him’ NO SIREE! GY GEORGE, 1 WOULDN'T SWAP HIM FOR ON AUTOMOBILE, WOUKDN'T' Lo0K AT HIM TRY ‘TO PULL ME ALONG] WIEL you’ HA-HA-HA!! _, or WORN Nixola Greeley Smith | : Brown-Haired Women and Cheese. . By Nixola Greeley-Smith. : A ee se ee eet Edited thority I have for the stmtement that brown- hal: women referred cs repesseln eee A Lacs pelea HEY, JONES! JONES! Hey! HEY!! sro THE cae-z >) i HE'S GOING RIGHT GG WANT TO GET ON! D—-!!#u-! brown-haired women than women with hair of ang By AND NEVER NO- PEOPLE MAKE MORE FUSS other color, the Darwinian theory of the survival of i OVER A DARN DOG THAN THEY the fittest makes their predominance prove the masou- DO OVER A HUMAN GEING Une preference Veriations of bodily structure, the law of natural selection assures us, if in any degree profitable to an indivdual of a species, will tend to its preservation and e transmitted to its descendants. 5 Miss Hippo—The veterinary ‘surgeons Hippo—How did Dr. Monk come to suy that tight shoes make your face bvious!; maj -haired wom: charge you so much? wrinkled, 9 fisss ey Semen re Girafto ite had to rub my neck with Miss Kangaroo—But then, dear, they pIores cnet Dros ain hae protteble to women!in Uniment, | make your feet look small, the pursuit of a husband, which even to-day, is the principal occupation of the majority of the sex, and the time will coma very probably when all wromen will be brown-haired, founds well, docsn’t it? But suppose some blonde or red-haired stren has lured our best beloved away from us who are brown-haired? Will we pelieve it? No; not all the statistics in the world could prove it to us, NICE Doc! Zine - aiyas Th ‘ ‘This is merely one of a great many generalities that women seem ab- PRETTY ble Z A i NEVER KNEW wia sohitely unwilling to accept. Here is another. : DOGGIE , iT was To waste 4 MONEY GEFoRE! May Manton’s Daily Fashions, HE dainty walst, made in lingerie style, 1s a pro- nounced and conspicu- ous favorite of fash- fon, not wlone for mus- Iin, Iwwn and the like, but also for the Iight- weight silks amd wools, which ere astmilarty treated. This one 1s exceptionally charming, and ie trimmed with Jace insertion, that is mpplied after a quite novel and most effeo- tive manner, while it : allows a choice of the ‘where, and all the blessed props of feminine conservatism would (all of : G b ‘ favorite | thr ee-quartar ag ieee . Se In this instance white much easier to believe than to disbelieve—and so much safer. P S$ Eat i coms 5 tuoking, and ‘with cufts “many ONE 1 aE eae = that are mide of alte iA nate band Becta Is Ae palleye that, chseese’ie/the\ bast belt’ tie mico,i alae: SUGGESTIONS FOR A JOLLY ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARTY. ti an of ping ae mt r the fhood the best bait for man, that the traditions of our grandmothers may not I’ you are thinking of giving an im~| and), and you can get “stout enaried | you make for refreshments, should be |bAV@, among ouher things, Irish pota- fons chat. might “Why,” wrote a woman who is evidently a housekeeping Anarchist, “don't. you do something to stop the ridiaulous idea that mice like cheese better than anything else? They don’t, It im fer eamler to catch them) wwith a piece of Dread or a cracker, There are a whole lot more things that housekeepers generally belisve that are not true. Why dont you write something about it?” I suppode not all the cheese-baiting success of many generations of) ‘mioe-catchers would put her in the wrong. a en coe Gee ‘effickoy of cheese profi far be it from me to disturb such a time-| | Reaees tellet Pell cage cheese, we might end heaven Inowh pe disturbed and the bulwarks of society be crumbled like so much Pary Dromptu St. Patrick's party, a few | SUos# Ucd with green ribbon as remind- | aly in green and white. toes served in some form, green pep- eRigrested. ‘The yoke pe ers of the Irish shillalehs, . { you are to tive light refrevhments, | Pers, lettuce sandwiches, olives, pickles, |O? dian mate ial $3 al- mesan, Suggestions will be welcome. All of these decorations you can place| pistachio ico-cream and ci ad [STeeR tea, green bonbons, rery, while the .:, But after all, I don't see what this has to do with the brown-haired| “ir, invitutions—4f you have the least | here and there where they’ will shader ke finer bea Rice ‘aadition to sour These are only a few suggestions to Neat ind ‘woman, unless—tacile descensus averni—we drop into the vernacular and ability In drawing and colorine vou can | Me greatest advantage, es and salted nuts, Teg Out Own clever wits to work materials are almost de tab! visi Weclare that she is the whole cheese, give them a touch af ‘local color.” | ou tame. of whatever arrangements | “For heavier Tefreshments you can | sising what may prove to be the Jolliest | Mmperiess. Agaln, "HEALTH AND BEAUTY. |s@wsey'sS"nns| BETTY'S BALM FOR LOVERS, |" hcnrenenrernmn erates friends. either tucked, plain oF somo leaves of shamrock, writing be- Love on $21 a Week. Her Employer Loves Her. = = limit to be a fet of cards with penoita| AImact Na tual taste mmte. Trish 1. Give ‘out neath them some typical attached. Each card shouid have a cer-| 8t, preference. Lin- e of the amusing games sult- | ¢!t™ aple for such an occasion is an “initial | MT There being By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. maeat: Dear Betty: Dear Betty: tain number of digures from one tp on) aud : yy Pi i di inttate. § grams; oxide of sinc, 1-3] It ta easy to get up Irish costumes,|) AM a young girl nineteen yoara old. | f AM a soune airt just ‘past my nine-| (2 according to the number of ques. | See materials O58) .68 Pimples ‘and Blackheads. srama; extract of violet, 10 drops, A9-| 0 sunpoae you reavest ait your guests || Arm Keeping pleady compaity with «| | “teenth birthday, Tam “at "oresent| logs you have to ak your players, |, anatter of | cue you are out m ply a very little of the cream to each | to do ao—creen paper caps for ail, green! | Six months, “During vist’ dime ee | A ones In a anal un to show @ all your quostlons With WeLaD oer | wool and the Nike are the at a On| pimples walt until impleg are| neckties, at least for the boys. and ned) hag aad me to marry “him, “but not Woh legwn intlals, {nthe “ofder tt aby to mive greater eat eal, youl cured before using the face brush, ticoats for the girls, with | f a , as he woul whitch they stand, os ne ‘sid best move for| which might treitate thee. Say eats Sonteien to thelr fancy. Jing’ sg now, ata gmoney Fe, Is, mola afiehe ATS saaniple answers to one nos-| Sundation 18 Weed. 4 gutting rid of pim- ‘ou have @ fine chance to get’ up| the summer, ‘We is'n perfect gentleman eee Gegetone (the eueat'a Initials were | ronal required for the “ ” “ ” x p we mn HT, Bf): a jared & plea and blackheads |“Qunces” vs. “Parts, charming, even though very simple, | and lovoa me devotedly. and thin tes What's your favorite @ish? Hot Irian! medium size fs 8 yards Fancy Yoke Walst—Pattern No. 5803, i will be to get o scrubbing brush RS, J, 8.—You may oubstitute the | decorations, its to t word “ounces for “parts,” and, ow, do you think) we could live nicely on #1 @ ua T a Murphies. am from, good family and used to living well, What's your favorito drink? Honey | in. Milk 1 8168 ds 27 or 11-2 yards 44 inches wide, with 1-4 f tucking for the yoke a 11 yeas gertion to make aa thustrated, Be yar IS incles Wide toe Bosh” outs” ehkon fos Brea deal of affection for me and takes | 1 7 "g eves are I. Laws naan tastat ot course, ‘keep the relative pro- ppd diet Cam: ‘ EO me Seanmoneon,| tenes, Aa ing is Mua nr wien Postma?” How: | A werm IO, 6308 ia cut in. sleee! for « i 84.98) 96 on. detach tome aebete best Bike| portions, paper > & ‘litle boy." Bo ‘Fou advise iso to mW nat {8 your greatest virtue? Having ae ee dre you, Gus cap, the lin , ave that office? a. f Be day. Then appiy vo Pedal Development. Heave Gul ut eer” pate) "a 4 | daevine You so cesine it tars tn-| ls alaahe™™, Toret ioe? Hwving () ss around on the walls of your’ parlors an lone. You have already encour-| “What would you like to be is Im- Bic Tou oan accomplish peda! de- him, too much. Tt would do you | ocrial Majenty. velopment by walking a good teal out of paper (rembax) you can - = ino to wo to another office for if these are only some of many ques- s . na of imber of |, 7: tu it may d . You can award sand by the piiystcal development | fast eels eens pat so at” dire aoe aed eR tit ‘ong whee ‘anewars” ate Secs i Diet} EArt) 1! 4 i Rt