The evening world. Newspaper, March 12, 1906, Page 13

THT SI RT LR SENSE r The Evening World’s Home Magazin OUR ANIMAL DEPARTMENT. By Roy L. McCardell. ERE we are, open again bright and carly Mon- day! And we will keop our own Animal te- partment day, if we feel like it, as we promised. We must again remind our numerous friends and correspondents that they must refrain from sending us long communications if they expect us to print them. We recelved “A Dog's Tale” from one “Bob” that had nothing in common with the signature. Cut it short, Bob. Mr. John Haines ‘has resigned from the Presidency of the S. P. ©. A, and it Is rumored that he will start a humane society of his own. The report that he will take charge of our Animal Department we desire to deny. mei feet siete ourteaimal friends and our friends who are animals, Does thiy include lobsters? I have a friend who ts @ lobster, & very shell- * fish one. LADY FRIEND. Bultor Antmal Department: I know a lady who wears a live weasel around her neck a@ a cravat. (Does this come under the hend of “live stock?” The animal I am fondest of is a nice little pony of brandy. I have a friend who prefers a hogshead ©f beer, but my motto is ‘Whole hog or mone.” CHESTER WEINSTEN, Brooklyn. ®ditor Animal Department: Kipling’s poems contain some surprising information about Africa and open all day, ana also every other | WELL WELL, WE WERE JUST SPEAKIN'OF COULD 4O TONIGHT, INSTEAD OF GONG TOFHE THEATRE. VLE SAVE MONEY THAT WAY. \ TO THE, HEAT RE: Evening, March 12, 1906. THE ‘JOLLY’ CIRLS—THE V Win! By George McManus "UL Just CALL ON “THE JOLLY CIRL'S YES,1F SOME ONE wouLD ONLY CALL, 1 NEVER SAW TWO MEN LOOK MORE ALIKE! they are falling by the wayside. Tho journey to New York is a long one when {t 1s undertaken on tame legs, and the list of plays that are | Weak In the knees grows dally, ‘Miz- | pah"’ Is the latest unfortunate. It will | give up the struggle at Boaton on Sat- urday night, According to report Mrs. Elia Wheeler Wilcox's treatment of the biblical story failed to inspire reverence, and for once her poetic muse seems to have suffered with cold feet, Pp": the poor plays! One by one Lord watch betwoon thee and “ne,” it 1s a caso of Frohman watching between New York and Mrs, Wilcox, complain. “Mlzpan” and “ Belle Marselllaise” are the only ‘ig productions that have failed to live Up to his expectations, He will have no more productions here this season un- loss he should decide to bring in W. H. Crane with a new play for a spring engagement. William Gillette was to have come, but he ‘s dotng so well with his tuberculosis play on the road that B= Mr. Frohman has no reason And so !t| nue and comes to pass that Instead of “May tho|trances, and a man with a giant mega- an and Ou SOF tho Theatres tion of being “the champion boy acro- bat of the world.” e 6 'OHN H. SPRINGER, proprietor of the Grand Opera-Hou: is deter— mined to rid that theatre of the speculator nuisance, and has begun an active campaign against the sidewall venders. Four large signs informing patrons that tickets bought on the Street will be refused at the doors have | been placed in front of the Highth ave the Twenty-third street en- Phone shouts the warning that persons purchasing tickets of speculators will be followed to the door and refused ad. mission. The Grand Opera-House make | ts bid for patconage by offering Broad- way successes for $1, 75 and 60 cents, but with speculators exacting from $1.50 to $2.50 for $1 tickets, Mr. Springer re- allzed that his patrons were being !m- posed upon, hence his decision to make war upon the speculators, . ee | PERFORMANCE embracing the | talent of most of the stars now appearing In New York will be enimals. In his poem, “Fuzzy-Wuzsy,” be accuses the Soudanese of “hocking” the horses of British soldiers. Are there pawnshops !n the "Clarice" will not be seen here untll|given at the Broadway Theatre on next season, Thursday afternoon for the benefit of YES, TWAS JUST SAYING HO the New York Home for Destitute Soudan? CONSTANT READER. Cee ee Look | PVERAL managers, encouraged by Crippled Child Mra. A. L. Bre Editor Antmal Department: Beg Mal 0).4 S the fmmonse success of “Mr. Hopkin-|tanger, the. president of the -home, My husband came home last night with a fime case of snakes. I MAN A te son,"’ are on the lookout for farces, sincerely wish he would or could get rid of them, as it is making talk OPERA HOUSE and next season will probably witnes! |haw enlisted on the |charge of the affatr committee in Managers Charles @ general revival of that form Burnham, George ©. Tyler, Sam H. among the neighbors. Is there any way I can get my husband to bring tainment. The prosperity that {# at-)Hartis, A. W. Dingwall, Willlam A. Ihis case of snakes to your Animal Department? i tending "The Mountain Climber and Beads: Mato Klaw, William Harris, MRS. ‘AMES, Brook av., Bronx. “The Embassy Ball" tunds to stiengthea| Frank MeKee, Joseph Brooksand A. Bor mhere ts NOT. SU Q the bellef that the taste of the theatre- |L. Erinngur. They in turn have Wiitor Animal Department: I picked up a volume of poetry the other day—Longfellow, I think— ;Bmd Baw some verses headed “The Hanging of the Crane.” Will you tell me what right Longfellow had to hang a crane? MEMBER AUDUBON SOCIETY. SAY, GIRLS HUGH! | CONT going public has turned tn the directton of farce. “Oharley’s Aunt ts now in Tehearsal for early production at the Manhattan Thentre, = 2 agreed to have a programme of celet- ritles such as lias not been brought together on a New York stage in years, ' 8 6 thrown Into a state of iICAGO TH THA LOOK LIKE Him Hi Dramatic Circle of the Alli iC wide ast weel by the Anawer—Ho had a nostic Iicense. RENSAT TONS 1 WONDER WHAT ance Francaise, assisted by Mr. ; aa Aras ay WMitor Animal Department: . 2 Perrin, of Pearls, will give two Id ave “Mrs, Ware fThank you so much for your interest in our animal friends and our TOO} WOULD ME TO TAKE plays at the Carnegie Lyceum on Fri- But tt was a false friends who are animals. Why can't you keep the Animal Department You LSE TO day and Saturday evenings of next nes quieted down when pe Cre aay? Also, please tell me why it ie that women, who are so <0 week. “The Iss," a ‘one-act, comedy came out with thie {aterest- of mice, do not hesitate to wear rats in their hair? JANETH ELDRIDGE, Jersey City. in verse by Vheodore de Banville, will ing explanatios be followed by a three-act play, “Dis- “The announcement made in yester- sositor 5 eeaetnent: vy Alexandre Bisson and Ms morning's Tribune to the etteat tie 4 erie 7 ‘Mra. Warren's ssi would ; Here is a poem about cats I want to try on the dog: dnurelGyivens ts ws ented at the Garrick ‘Theatre to- 5 Here's to the cat who humps her back wt by Mr. Daly and hls company ‘When the dogs come growling 'roun@, She starts to scratch and scatters the batch, And then she's off with a bound. ‘ fond of cats and cards. Regarding the latter, I do not Play mysclf, but I take good care that the kitty is fed. ‘1 Bonhalr-Gregory troupe of “Risley” acrobats is one of the sensations of the circus tourna- ment at the Hippodrome! These bats have appeared before several Buro- seers’ upon an error, going to ly from was recelved, a, tk pean monarchs, and Emperor Francis 4 ase | ; HARLEM HOUSEWIFE. Joseph of Austrin, after witnessing SIRE Rae ae | thelr nonformaace, presented the 8102 /tnat no one oonnects’ with the : ee the troupe with an autographed photo- Garrick of with Mr. coms graph. George Bonhatr, who has trained jany knew any 7 the (Copyright by Walt McDougall.) his associates In the act, 1s the “under- stander" in a “four-high” exhibition which no set of acrobats has ever du- boy, who stands erect and unconcerned at the top of the row, has the reputa- sending of t the w. scard. It evidently was Ik of some lover of a practical ’ Devised and plleated. He sustains on his fect and Rey ho may: have now the atlas to be foreed unon us we Habit Was Too Strong. | up. the eottestion {fe wos proceeding BY THE FIRE ALONE. HB force of old assorfations, 98) pate, when, hat? wa, ae with the Samuel Beverly lcamed one 6un-* he came to the Atkinson pow, ceye eg By Nixola Greeley-Smith. day morning, 1s something against | Youth's Companion, On thie eat’ JB Dear Mite Greeley-Smith: whieh "to. Ds on gusta. _ After, Melty! stra, Atkinson's Uncle Harvey, Whe most unhaj wom: b ye Le B pened to e: he fife tothe fulieat, ere Mean full of Hite and > ensoying chiefy in the capacity of conductor, | M2PPeed to sit next the alste, had Rights oat cyusat if 1 have haifa chance. My hushand spends, ve x | wtroggle of nature to resist the invasion of poison by developing an antt-toxin -u The remaining two he stays hom and plays solitaire and retires at 9.30 o'clock. ‘This condition of affairs ._ Do try “ALICE SIT BY THE FIRE. ¥ Dear Alice—You make me feel very foolish. The Prospect of giving you advics, a proceeding I am not in the least qualified for, appalls. Of course you have reason to be unhappy. But dieg- nosis is easier than successful prescription, and it's very aiMeult th tell you what to do. To be happy tt 1s absolutely essential to have @ hobby. The happiest women are thoso who make hobbies of thelr husbands and homes. But, apparently, your husband 1s not even raw material for the purpose. Conventtonal counsel, of course, makes it necessary to tell you to centre your thoughts and time in your little girl. But I know you will bave a great many thoughts and much thme left over. And tho question ts what to 40 with them, In the matter of theatres, you should insist on going. If your husband won't take you, go with your little girl or some other woman. Develop @ fad of some kind; colleet books, or fans, or old furniture, or pewter, or Japanese prints. You may be ‘whle to write something worth while. It would Interest you to try, et any rate. f¥ou have the world of clubs, of sports, of artistic or literary endeavor before | Possibly {¢ your husband finds you ate becoming less dependent on him | he will become more dependent on you. |. Bvery man has something that it interests him to talk about. Your hus- Band is no exception. You read newspapers, I know. But do you read news? }Ogh you talk about it intelligently? jPeeit ts better to quarrel with a man than to let him lapse into the state of coma, wherein your husband seems contentedly to exist. I read a lecture Bir Frederick Treves on the benefivence of disease the other day in which Tye said that for a long time inflammation about a wound was regarded as Mangeroun end injurfous, but that it wes now known that ft was a magnificent | fn the divod, and that peritonitis, insteaxt of being the ally of death, is the only | Whing thet saves any case of appendicitis from being fatal. | Domestio js are @ mental peritonitis, anger, the violent inflammntion f the mind thet arrests and localizes the poisons of coldness and hatred that ene WY MNES not nen PRN Buc ume Ee © Reverly had retired, and was spending his days quietly in his native town, Just after he had taken his aceus- tomed seat one morning tn church, he was requested to perform the duty of an absent deacon, by assisting in taking Eggless Feather Cake. NE cupful of sugar creamed with 2 tablespoonfuls of melted butter, 1 cupful of milk with a tablespoonful of cornstarch dissolved in it, a little leas than 1 3-4 cupfuls of flour, with tesspoontula of baking powder, Us judgment in regard to flour, Oatmeal Gems. = cupful of oatmeal soaked over | night In one cupful of water. In the moming add one cupful of sour | mijk, one cupful of four, three-quarters | tatespoonful of soda, half tablespoon- | ful salt, one tablespoonful of melted | dropped off Into a ploasant ttle nap. | When Beverly esntod the old man he onsly — doffed » the ma oflielal demeanor twinkling he sleeping the an ket, ph lay : e!" ho demanded, sharp- and audibl, THE HOME. ,butter, (wo tablespoonfuls of Mix and bake In hot, well-buttered gem If too most, add a little more One cup af sweet milk and one teaspoonful of baking powd can be used Instead of sour milik and soda. Cherry Pudding. IX together 2 cupfuls pf flour, 2 teaxpoonfuls of baking powder, 2 M tablespoonfuls of sugar and milic enough for a soft dough. Butter tea- cups and drop in a Ittie dough, some cherries, then dough enough to halt fll the cups. Steam for an hour. Serve with any Kind of sauce or aweetened cream, sugar, : May Manton's HERE Its a certain charm about a T bertha waist «hat renders % eminently attractive and always to be desired. This one ts absolutely almple. / ‘At the same time !t makes & most grA09- ful effect, and would pe charming in any Daily Fashions, one of tne Tels | @iatrust engenders. ie! esa It ia better for husband or wife violently and effectively to rebel against ~ that are so fe ef i lc oppression than to endure !t in the cold, unsmiling silence that {a the ‘ a . _ As ahi meas Glow death of love. NO, 13—THE ZOO LITERARY CIRCLE STRIKES A SNAG. ot wits aed with wom ine, © to acoures spre, fase. foe Sayinali go) eae ee aes acuea women. °° * This Log Was Kept by Noah's There was wild rough-house in ihe Zoo, | To ease your nerves, Just let mo state: an syalsneise a ‘ts Better than subeatasive eoocn: ie Third Bon, JAPHET, and Is Horo She reached the item “Frizzled Beef” HAUSA aan al dialectal jace, but among * Alioe Bit by the Fire, can't you make the fire so attractive that your hus Turned Into Versified Vernacular by ind raised loud, tearful moos of yrief, (Doo W ‘ley's ‘my authorites), silks are nee 4 Nod Se cae OM eo A ral rod cad a ar ipso ALBERT POYSONTERNUNE: 2 °)% And every beast that's good to cat | Lamb chops are innocent of lamb, achiait 1s wvely, and Sanaa ar eS ne care Foe PRS Nee eae Se anciaie ots ft thewe Wept ae’ it heard itself catled “Meat!” Ham sandwiches ure shy on ham, te ay amilas Beare. crower, C44 12 You Cait Sulld yourecke Day smpnsiong ia your ome March 12, 2918 B.C. |The tigers, crocodiles and snakes asapetora devoid ofsRagi a feria uso, em “pout ‘and sit by their fires in pence. . '0-DAY the Zoo set up a clatter Pnjoyed the others’ groans and shakes, By chemical research we find 8 eam those —$—$__— Because they had no reading matter. And guyed thetr anguished sereama of dread That folk: who used to eat your kind lar woo ovton and aid i ilk and © HE. ALTH AND BEAUTY. We searched, but found we'd none to spare, | Whene'er tholr names and price was reaa, Now cat, instead, jcith manner placid, onal linen ate a 7 -of- 7 orar and salycilic acid,” rs ‘0 y a Save one old summer Ddill-of-fare. 4 At last they raised so, flerce a din The Boo patina anion Gud Pa wlohe atl) mye, One tamil By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Shem took that to the waiting crowd. That Pa got mad and butted in. ‘And mutters, “GOOD old Dr. Wiley!” mended, Yes, ee The Cow began to read aloud. | ‘Look here!” he yelled, “you'll take no harm, For further details see Wednesday's Eyening| jinos, vissver & p> " Greasy Face. But ere she'd got one-quarter through | This food scare is a false alarm! World, Seay TVET 2 ang L, — For the! prs. K. H. R.—For a greasy face use fe quently of tne breath use this phosphate of oda and try this 9 terial require ee pe ere! « # BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS, # » |gneiade after each meal,! olliness of the ota is exer ther . yey ae yards 4 beeen Waohing of the! duipein excelente ulpmte of snes her very mad, and also her father and jare, If that doos no good try being at-/luiaband, boing out West two months,| wide, WM Ice and d ‘ongue as well: Phe-| grains; compound tincture of lavender, mother. I apologized. and her father | tentive to anothor girl, Hew Ge Cees nae eyae only | iof all-OFr sertion,t6 le acta, "drops; distilled water, 1 ounce. on thelr na | [said no was sorry to see my temper knew my feolings! Tam trying my beat] yards Of IMs trated, ; 54 ny y. oe] it 3 . *) ma vr th: Fine Hair and Coarse. tere for het shoul be eddroreed to tho pin stil fects very mad and'wii not | “Charlotte Was a Married : pmttone 208 1 , . Even! , i [50 menttnrettl®)-| 5 NXIOUS MAY-tIt ts perfectly sate | [Betas New Fork, Lady,’” rai Band. ites ae Round. Yoke! Walst—Pattern: No:!62.96, sence of mentha, 30 to pull out the coarse hairs of the | EIDE u measure, drops; tincture ot face, but not advisable to use the Dhar £4 ightecn and love her more ; nk pine Sieer Rigerbgpeewn 4 rds can tell. Wen, 8 Of we se ; X she is ck girl te ‘Gia not itme, ands t tt Jately ph publ mask tay she le mo a r ' rast vent to sé lier na ; fo nave asked ny, reals, Feriene ald Oke Sig 30 f ail ane Wh 8 3 teenie Ge ‘toes: she now she could ro . - : her go by Call or send by mall to THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- ON FASHION BUREAU. No, 1 West Twenty-thind street, New. x fiend tea cents in com or stamps fer each pattern oraered, nie, 10 grams; dis ted water, 8 pints, Blew to