The evening world. Newspaper, March 8, 1906, Page 19

I) pores The Evening World’s Home Magazine, MRS. NAGG AND MR. —. By. Roy L.. McCardell. bb WISH you would hook my waist for me, Mr. Nags. How much time have we? The paper says the cyrtain goes up sharply at 8, you say? “Well, that gives us—how much time have we? It's now 7.40, you say? Mr, Nagg, I wish you would not talk to me like as {f I was a trolley car conductor! “Seven, forty, what? That's the way Emma Cliften’s Every time he was asked what time it was he used to S| say ‘Six, fifty-three,’ or ‘Bleven, nineteen,’ or some other remark like the college boys call out' when they are play- ing football. “Why can’t a man tell the time right? Be explicit and say Tt’s within ten minutes or so of half past!’ “Of course, there isn’t a clock in this house that’s going? The baby cries for the clocks, and he will insist on winding them up with a nail; and, anyway, they don’t make good, serviceable clocks these days, like they used to, I remember my uncle used to have a clock that he wound up every night of his life for forty years, And when he died they found it was an eight-day clock. Yes, I remember I told you about that, and it's a pity you can't be as punctual and practical as uncle was instead of answering me by saying: ‘It's seven-forty,’ when I ask you what time it {s. “I'm not asking you to calla train at the Grand Central, Mr. Nagg, I’m asking you what time itis, I don’t see why, anyway, they do not send trains out at the even hour or at a quarter past, or half past, or a quarter to. “If railroads were rum by women they would be run sensibly. I could Fun a ratirond better than come men I know Where !s my ewitch? Did you see what I did with my switch? How could I run a railroad when I am always misplacing switches? What are you talking about? “Stop hooking my waist, Mr. Negg. I won't wear the green dress. I think I'll put on my black lace, Mrs. Stryver ts going to tho theatro to- eight, anc ehe's szen me so many times fn that green dross I'll wear my black lace dress. Anyway, I'm looking pale, and black is more becoming when one looks pale, “You have my waist-hooked all wrong, Mr. Nagg! I can feel it gaping behind! This is always the way when Della hes an evening out and I want to go anywhere! I think you doit for spite! You could book my waist right if you wanted to! If it was anybody else's waist you'd hook it, and Wouldn't groan and wheeze! “It Isn't too tight for me! Don’t you dare say that! clothes made loose for me. Thepe! this pin and pindt! can put my hands behind my back and hook a waist better than youcan! You haven't the hooks in the eyes at all! You have them caught in the lace. Certainly there are no:metal hooks on lace, Can't You see the little bisok ailk loops? Stupid! “Why didn’t I start to dress early? How did I know you would keep your word and be home to take me? Why didn’t you come home f= way? You knew it would be Dela’s evening out and I'd have ca if hook my waist. What time is {t? EHight-ten? Oh, ten minutes of eight? Dast eight, you say? ‘Well, we'll be late and it will be all your fault! Wait tii I powder my nose. Is my hat on straight? Does my petti- goat show? I know my waist behind. Is afraid of plercing my brain witt these a it mining? No, I'm not ready. Look at “We'll be late? Well, !t isn't my fault. I have been I have all my You've torn my dress! Here, take your tie! Now, if you are going to fuss, let me atay at home! Ye spoil any little pleasure I ever have. ‘ Ss Seanad ayes Will tie atelantt ton oa) ve. Now you've got me crying, and my never mind!” Romance and Puckerless Persimmons By Nixola Greeley-Smith. HE Department of Agriculture announces the crea! I of @ persimmon without @ pucker, as mieseat ct Grossing the Japanese and the American varieties If you like persimmons this may be very joyfu! of Intelligence. To me it ty mainly tqareniton as pele Possibilities of similar fmprovement in @ variety of animate and {nantmate objects. More !mpartant and delightful, for ightful, morse. ‘Phere has always been @ question even tn palates of the parsimmon’s most Grcsuan ae whether ita approved favor and its rueful puoker awing an lanco or whether the delight of the atwe: bial serpin hc heiahae e@onldity of the other. a ah Problem, of course, does not present itself untt! after the persimmo: been swallowed And we ask the same belated quary of our suorninavather st: ancholy or our year after matrimony. As a symbol of things yet to he, of love without tears, laughiter witho: it fol; and all the multiple forms of joy with thelr bitter aftermath, tial! to the pucker. lees persimmon. Thursday Evening, Moarch 8, 1906. SENATE OF THE SOCIALISTS OLD BingHam "BREAK" HISLEGD? FATHER'LL BET HIM A MILLION HE Even the common or garden persimmon—tto use @ common or garden phrase— never suggests {ts astringent bitterness when glistening Just out of reach on the ‘ree. In the same way our common or ganien romances seem to present unend- ing vistas of delight, till It !s too late to do anything but swallow them, And ‘then! oh, then! how much we wish, how vainly we pray for some magician Ike Luther Burbank or some patient, plodding Agricultural Department to come and take the pucker away. ‘The pucker {s extracted from the persimmon, we have learned, by crossing the Japanese an@ American varieties. An attempt is made similarly to res move it from our romances by grafting love and duty together and calling it matrimo:ty. Persimmons, we know, ere not fit to eat until they have been frostbitten. Maybe romances are the same way. That, at least, is the logical conclusion from the way most of our puckerless variety work out. Maybe, after all, tt was not an apple, but a persimmon that our good old enterprising Mother Eve fed to our Father Adam, It must have been, judged by the pucker ithat accompanies even the most ideal romence shaken down from the mumberless descendants of the Eden tree. But now that the puokerless porsim- mon has been attained Heaven speed the puckerless romance i BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. ‘ to. Bi it To Marry or Drown. 7 net rut if you already love Betty: - ba, rs old. I have ©] B2dn matted thie timer.” One wite ' all devotedly. I am now in love with .@ beautiful girl in the State from which She recently sent me & ring sere eaiaone. setting, telling Dear died, two divorced me. Lloved them I came, She is wealthy and says sho mode returned {t she would throw It her I don’t see what you are golng to do about it except go ahead. The Plighted Troth, Dear Beity: AM a young girl twenty years of ago and ain “considered very prot, Last year I mot a young man with whom I fell, deeply in’ love. He Also seemed to love me very dearly. Every evening, when possible, we spetii together, anit’ finally one evening he proposed, I accepted and our troth wae sealed by a loving kiss. But all of a sudden his love grew cold and he very seldony comes where I am. I think there must be some other girl to whom he hag trannferred his affections, 1 into the sea, Consnienng ey nef exparionce, T hesitate to marry ngaln and I am in need of money. Should I keep the ring or return it or matry the gin? c. 0, R- It I were you I would let the sea take the young lady. It will be more constant than you. He Loves His Cousin. bak Betty: FAM «young man eaventenn eames ; ove a _ dine Gis'my funior,. Bhe ia cot In the 4 city at present, but wll be, bere “O“ahortly; ana we correspotid frequently. ‘@he ls my cousin and she feel and de set know if bear Xo humble for ap explanation, aking my haart ayer heart-brokep tT am ver. iv ‘. D, i he asked. you to marry bim he. may) By Maurice Ketten, SAY, PLATT ea ne | PAN | 7 tae oT WooPEN LEGS | DEFENDS ON BOTHER yarn LIKE A COON? HIM—We/RE SAVING THE PEEPUL. 1F WE COULD ONLY GET THM! PROLETARIAT TO SQUARE NS ABA._ YU Eeapg7 THERE'S 4 IG HUNGRY FEL OUTSIDE WITH TWO WOODEN A Circle for Millionaires’ Sons--And Others. CAN He, PARLE Vous FRANCAIS? Lowy PETER KETTLE, the Boy Who COULDN'T Grow Up. w By T. 0. McGill. DAINTY WAYS OF SERVING EGGS FOR LENTEN REPASTS. ERE are several delicious ways of preparing eggs for Lenten re- pasts. The recipes are from “The Cook Book" by “Oscar,” of the Wal- dorf-Astoria, published by the Werner Company: Andalusian Eggs. Poach six very fresh eggs, pare them neatly and dress them in a circle on a Duchess potato border browned in the oven. Cover the whole with American sauce to which has been added a litile finely chopped ‘een pepper, and strew the surface with a litue chopped tarragon American Sauce. Chop one fair-sized peeled onion very fine, one green pepper and half a peeled clove, some gariic; season with a pinch of sait and three pinches of red pepper, together with half a wineglassful of good white wine. This should be re- duced for two minutes, and add about « gill of tomato sauce, and a falr-size peeled tomato, cut up into dice-shaped Dleces. Cook’ for about ten minutes, suring often, Boiled Eggs. ‘The eggs should be warm before boll- ing; that is, they should not be brought from a cd place and bolled. Plunge them, int> welling water ond boll gently for three minttes, when the yolks wi be soft and the whites a i1ttle hardened. s, Bonne Femme, {ful of vinegar. Butter a dish, spread the onions over !t, break over them the required number of eggs, and place them {n @ brisk oven, When the eggs are cooked, cover them with a layer of breadcrumbs fried in butter, and serve. Eggs, Bourgeotse Style. ©ut some thin slices of bread, trim ft the crusts, lay them on @ thickly- buttered dish, and Wover with thir slices of cheese. Beat well seMctent eggs to cover the bread, season with salt, pepper and grated nutmeg, and pour them over the slices, Put the dish in @, moderate oven, and baice un- til the eggs are set. Catherine Eggs. Wesh well and bake some large po- minutes, stirring often. tatoes in the oven; when done, remove, cut @ plece off the tops and take out sufficient of the insides to contain one raw egg to each potato, Break in the ogg and season with ealt and pepper, then cover with @ spoonful of cream sauce for each one, Place them on a pan In the oven for fifteen minutes, By Margaret A Face Wash. M. F.—It is generally con- o ceded that smoking 1s not con.| |ducive to health ir any, great dogree. jand@ it Is possible that the eruption op your face may be Attributed to some: that is eff many cases: HEALTH AND BEAUTY. Hubbard Ayer. For Baldness. ALDHEAN.—You shoubi have prover massage if you can get it, Do not think that by having a treatment onee @ week you can promote a growth of hair in a month, Your head should be massaged daily at first, and then every other day, until the new growth appears and the hair is strengthened. In case you cannot obtain the massage treatment apply this lotion to the scalp every day as directed and massage your Sealp as best you can: Tincture of cap- slcurm, 2 drama; water of ammonia, 1 Pllocarpine hydroohlorate, 5 Bas solemne,® quater. Use on the | Jealt “and pe} _| shallot. then take out and serve with any kind of brown sauce poured around. Spanish Omelet. Put a finely-shred onfon, ene ounce of butter, a chopped green pepper, alx: minced mushrooms, and one tomato cut fine, into a stewpan; one spoonful of tomato sauce, or, and cook fo: large a @ ltde ae wil wards t! t vhree- of the stew Inside ‘of mt. fold the other side over, turn out onto a long pour the rest of the sauce round and serve. Tomato Omelet. Scald and skin a large tomato, chop up and mix in a little minced Beat the yolks and whites of three ea separately; then mix the beaten voles with the tomato and shal- Jot, wsoning with salt and pepper to taste. Put one @nd one-half ounces of butter ipto an omelet pan, and when it fg quite hot add the whites of the eggs to the other mixture, turn it into the pin ard cock gently for two or three minutes, Devilled Eggs. Boll a sufficient quantity of oggs hard; when cold, peel and dip the frst into beaten raw egg, next Into oll, and roll them in salt and a small quantity cayenne. Make a little tray by up the corners of half a sheet writing paper, place the eggs it Fe and Ou Sof tho Thea EB WOLF HOPPER boas's of dis- D Unguished ancestry. His grand- father, Isaac T. Hopper, was one of the leading Quakers of his day, a native Philadelphian and a stanch Al Utfonist. He and William Lloyd Gar- rison superintended the “underground railroad” which was operated to enable fugitive slaves to escape to the North prior to the civil war, A year or two ago the actor waa walk- ing down Commonwealth avenue, Boston, with a party of friends, ‘They came to the herofe bronze of William Lloyd Gar- rison, with some of the immortal utter- ances of the Abolittonist carved upon fs base. As they stood admiring it Hopper remarked: “And I give you my word of nonor he once blacked my boots." It happened {n this way: When he was a lttle boy Hopner’s mother took him to vistt the Garrisons, The old champion of free- dom took his young guest to see the| ruins of an old mill, About all there was left of #: was a tall chimney, filled | to their alphabetical value. ‘The day Was saved, as were the necessary pat- fonesses, and the vefsatile Mr. Har vey agreed to shower blessings om the “melange” as a frocked abe. . . $ EXT week the Madison Square Theatre will be closed for ree hearsals of ‘The Greater Love,” which Walter N. Lawrencé will pro= duce at the Madison Square ‘Theatre on the following Monday evening, with Howard Kyle In the character of Mozart. "The Greater Love, Ashton Root, Is founded on episodes =~ in the life of the composer Mézart. His strugles for recognition, dim- cultles which the composer encoun- téred during his brief career attending the productions of his operas, hisgreat | with dust and debris, They went inside the chimney to look up at the speck of Meht above, and Hopper cot his shoes | sofled, When they got home Garrison | chatr in the back yard. while, with a/ tag and a brush, the great Abolitton{st | cleaned and blacked the future comedt- | an‘s boots. . Tm man who plays the Hungarian | Xylophone tn Rigo’s Tzteane band at the Colonial has one talf-min- ute gf Mmelft adulation all to himself overy evening, The ourtdin rises on the band, erouped about one central and mustached figure —the what-vou-call-It her swatter. He alone faces the aufion and he gets a genuine ripple of ap- ment as the spectators sincle him out ne Rigo. He bears his ‘honors with a at In U. FE, opens and the real Rizo strides to the footliehts, while the other nnproval froni*the audience for havine lat them fool themselves, °R hair was fluffy—out nor flutty enough. So she furtlyely havled strove to bring her lodks up to the fash- fonable standard. She sat in an orchas- man behind her did not relish havine upralsad. puffed elbow wabbiine he observed nd his volce carried for thres raxa “If you cannot ret nll the room for a fow dozen of ‘em In mine!" eee out their lst of patronesses for| this afternoon tlere was trouble which they had not antlclpated. The ques-| not for them to say whether Mrs. Pla or Mrs, Vanderbilt should head the pealed to Mr, Clarence who settied the matte} the plause and a volley of admiring cam- pleased grin, tut a second Inter a door fellow recelves only cold stares of dls Ga H a sldecomb from Sts moorings and tra chair at a Broadway theatre. The between him and the stage “Lady hairpins In vour own mouth, there's HEN Fletcher Norton and tte] the malange musical at the Waldort| tlon of precedence arose, and {t was lst. After much cositation they ap- lst of distinguished dames according commanded the boy to climb up tnto aj, Incidents in Mogart’s life which wilt Gloyannt," will be @ feature of the ECAUSE of the regular matinees cock has, postponed the professional change Is that next week three of Mr, and “The Sho-Gun,” will be pleying thus be enabled to gee “-Dhe Galloper.” . five years’ contract with Dallas no doubt be seen in that character for which Is expected to be from the pen of _ . M the Season,” will remain in Eng- probably be seen at some of the rodt give him an opportunity to show his D. MAC LEAN was in the hab ter could see to adjust her crown during &0 up on the scene, the glass snapped in this he rushed on, and when the time w the fragment she recoiled ip It awa, ‘Two days afterward she injured love for his art, his friendships, simple life, marriage and finally this death, are | be treated. The singing of Mozart's | last requiem, with selections from "Don | production, . B occurring at several of the thee | y Mr. Raymond Hitches matinee of “lie Galioper” to Tues day next Another reason for the Savage's other companies, “The Cole lege Widow,” ‘The Prince of Pifsen” in New York or vicinity, and the members of these organizations will Je K, HACKETT has @igned @ Welford, who, owing to the enor mous success of “Mr. Hopkinson,” will some time. Afterward Mr. Hackett wilt present Mr, Welford in a new play, C, Carton, the author of “Mr, Hop- kinso! ASTER LOUIS VICTOR, whe | scored a It in “The Catch uf land for several months, after which ho js to return to this country. He will Bardens and summer theatres {n a vaude- mono‘ogue which will, It ts sald, Precocious versatility. af is his belt In order that Mrs, Care the coronation scene In “Adrea." night, Just as the curtain was about to the'belt of Mr, MacLean, leaving only @ small plece that was any use. With came pulled the glass out so that Mra Carter could use It as usual, As ‘soon as and under her breath said; “Take take It away! Bad luck; bad | le, in consequence Per ankle, 1a consequence of which the CHARLES DARNTON, That's Better, Se A SONG TO ONE. F few are won to read my lays And offer me a word of praise; If there aro only one or two To tnke my rhymes and read them through, I may not clalm the poet's bays, I care not, when my fancy plays Its one sweet note, if it should raise A host of listeners or few— If you are one, ‘The homage that my seribbing pays To womankiad, in divers ways, Begins and ends, my love, witn you, My lines may halt, but strong ana true My heart shall sing through all sta days If you are won. —T. A. Daly in Catholic Standara Maid—What! You ask me to take just one afternoon out? Mistress—No. Just one afternoon In. and Times. May Manton's NQUESTIONABLY the Eton jacket is to be a pronounced favorite of the incom- ing season, and exceed- ingly chic and dainty are many of its later forms. This one ts #0 simple a to appeal to the home dressmaker at a glance, while it is eminently smart. In the illustration the ma= terial is one of the new ery sultings, while the collar and cuffs are of velvet finished with applique. The list of suitable materials, how- ever, includes the entire list of seasonable suit- ings, for the jacket Is appropriate for linen and for silk quite as well as for wool, In this instance the sleeves are in the favorite and always attractive three- quarter length, but long ‘ones can be substituted if a more practical gar- ment {s desired, Velvet collar and cuffs are much Iked this season, but are by no means the only ones in style, for linen on wool and linen on silk make- dis. tinctwe characteristics of prevailing fashions und are to be found In @ great many attractive colors. Bulgarian @1 broidered are exoeed- ingly smart, and plain broadelath “on mixed material always makes a handfome effect, The quantity of” ma- terial required for the medium aise 1-3 when these are used. Pattern 5306 is cut in sizes for a 2, Eton Jacket—Pattern No. 5306, js 3 ards 27, 2 yards 1 1-2 yards 62 inches wide, with 3-4 yard of velvet for the Zollar ahd cutie and bz yard Is inches wide for the lower portions Of the leaves Daily Fashions, M,. 86, 38, 40 and 43 Inch buat, mensnyge, jn'{t, put on @ gridiron over a clear fire, ‘and shake, It about until the cess are quite hot. le pre Quantities of ol” Bnd ehuth use