The evening world. Newspaper, March 8, 1906, Page 17

The Evening World’s Home Magazine, Thursday Evening, March 8, 1906. ) MRS NAGG AND MR — | SENATE OF THE SOCIALISTS Im and Ou By Roy L. McCardell. WISH Id hook vaist f ie, Mr. N | ° ony: : “ 0 Troe eh Use Sere gs? tye pacer cars tel A Circle for Millionaires’ Sons--And Others. Ie of the Theatres t rply at 8, you say? ic % pall ante Ee ee SURMIS Cote were aes | By Maurice Ketten, ITZ OLE Horren pons's of ais-| to thelr alphabetical value. ‘The day ell, that gives us—how mu e have | tuguished ancestry. Hts grand-| was saved, as were the necessary pat- now 7.40, you say? Mr, Nagg, I wish you would not talle | er, Isaac T. Hopper, was one|ronesses, and the versatile Mr. Hare Mg Quakers of his day, a} to me ‘ike as {f I was a trolley car conductor! | vey agreed to shower blessings on SAY, PLATT { \ WHY 15 A MAN Foe Aran’ \ “Seven, forty, what? That's the way Emma Glitten 5) (a THE _—~. is a HLS aieosh e “melange” as a trocked abbe. | husband used to talk because he worked on the rallroad! | { OLD WITH TWO. DEPENDSON No TIME To CAN He, Peon superintended the Jerground EXT week the Madison Square Every time he was asked what time it was he used to | BINGHAM W/OODEN LEGS BOTHER SUITH PARLE Vous h was operated to enablo N Theatre will be closed for ree say ‘Six, fifty-three,’ or ‘Eleven. nineteen,’ or some other | "BREAK" LIISE A COON? HIM—WE/RE FRANCAIS? fuaitive slaves to escape to the North |* “ hearsais of ‘The Greater Love,” i : aren OP wien they arenplay= HIS LEGS? SAVING THE s prior to ¢ wll war, which Walter N. Lawrence will pro- remark like the college boys call out w. y y of e A year or two ago the actor was walk- | ‘ce at the Madison Square Theatre ing football. EEPUL down Commonwealth avenue, Boston, on the following Monday evening, with 7 y came to| Howard Kyle in the character of “Why can’t a man tell the ttme right? Be explicit and say ‘It’s within ten minutes or so of half past!’ FATHER’ LL READ Felpe ae soy HHEGes UPL HEaGia Gesei EES plertan ate | kuttiba UnRCH lel Crudeat ser opreate “Of course, there isn’t a clock in this house that’s golng? The baby BETHIM A WHAT HAPPENED UN DAY ha of the Abolittonist carved upon oy the Ite of us composer Mozart. 2 ay . aliscands| = een DAE RSet an !4 struggles for recognition, dime erfes for the clocks, and he will insist on winding them up EAE Galt ou : MILLION ME BeAe uens AND Ease ba da aac aA ALD) era hci eae bead g node anyway, they don’t make good, serviceable clocks these days, like they ITSA SURE | 1 during his brief career attending used to. I remember my uncle used to have a clock that he wound up every CURE-ALL hen dietlonalot his operas, his ereat night of his life for forty years, And when he dled they found {t was an [in thts w SUNT a Co enti ities finally bis di Ute ing of Mozart's | Hionper's mother to: to wtait they marriage na, The old champion of tree: dom took his voung guest to see the eight-day clock. Yes, I remember I told you about that, and {t's a pity you can't be as punctual and practical as uncle was fustesd of answering me by saying: ‘It’s seven-forty,’ when I ask you what time it fs. rutne af an old mill, Abnit all there with selections from “Don “I'm not asking you to call a train at the Grand Central, Mr. Nugz, I'm | was left of ! was a tall chimney, filed will be @ feature of the asking you what time it{!s. I don't see why, anyway, they do not send trains is B attenante ak a ae se iar matinees out at the even hour or at a quarter past, or half past, or a quarter to. licht above, and Hopper « ur al of the thee “It railroads were rum by women they would be run sensibly, I could cult Melvins Cee v tay Mr Raymond Hitebe run a ralirozd better than some men I know Where !s my ewlich? Did! EMER My es ratee ed the professional you see what I did with my ewitch? How could I run a railroad when I am spe ey BSUS IMA acti a Atine toe Gahoper’ to Tuess dav next Another reason for the hinnge ts that next week three of Mr. an's hoots. s @ @ Savage's oth companies, “The Cole "The Prince of Pilsen” Sho-Gun," will be playing York or vicinity, and the members of tess o: will be enavied to sea fr nin tees Gy the mes: always misplacing switches? What are you talking about? “Stop hooking my waist, Mr. Negg. I won’t wear the green dress. 1 think I'll put on my black lace. Mrs. Stryver 1s going to the theatre to- night, an¢ she’s sen me so many times {In that green dross I'll wear my black lace dress. Anyway, I'm looking pale, and black {s more becoming when one looks pale. “You have my waist hcoked all wrong, Mr. Nagg! I can feel it gaping cleaned and blacked the future come man who niavs the Hungartan | lopone In Rico's Tzteane hand] i Ny At the Cotontal has one tale. nto of Mmetls adulation all to himeeit ver {ne nd, erouned a AMES i. HACKETT has signed « Y behind! This is always the way when Della has an evening out and I want ached feure —the what-vouer J tive Seare’ “cont with Dallas | to go anywhere! I think you do {t for spite! You could book my walst SHAN Wel ERC: A eOHTIIGG SInpten ot! Ghat 2g MECnU tor Uielni °89. shell enor right {f you wanted to! If {t was anybody else's walst you'd hook tt, and liniauae. ‘andi ‘Wolley) df vaitmitine eoma| aie Reeeeasio€ Jae, Wopkingon?: jwitl , t be seen in that cha Mae tine. Aftery Mr. Weir rote te er for rd Mr. Hackett wilt 1 in a new play, m the pen of of “Mr, Hop- Wouldn't groan and wheeze! “It isn't too tight for me! Don’t you dare say that! I have all my clothes made loose for me. Theve! You've torn my dress! Here, take this pin and pindt! Ican put my hands behind my back and hook a walst better than youcan! You haven't the hooks in the eyes at all! You have them caught {n the lace. Certainly there are no metal hooks on lace. Can't you see the little black ailk loops? Stupid! “Why didn’t I start to dress early? How did I know you would keep your word and be home to take me? Why didn't you come home early, any- way? You knew it would be Dela’s evening out and I'd have no one to hook my waist. What time ts {t? Eight-ten? Oh, ten minutes of eight? Ten minutes past eight, you say? ‘Well, we'll be late and it will be all your fault! Walt till I powder my nose Is my hat on straight? Does my petti- mont as the snectntors single him ovt| « Riro, He bears his honors with a Init a recond Inter a opens and the rent jes to the fontitelts while the other w recelves only cold § Al from@the audie Int them fool themselves oe frowns fut VICTOR, whe in ’The Catch uf will remain In Eng- after which he ry. He will seen at some of the root hd fummoer theatres {na vaude- te which will, It ts sald, in Opportunity to show his = = H/ THERE'S a UNGRY FELLOW) OUTSIDE WITH TWO WOODE she furt a Atty » fram tts mo nd | strive to brine her loaka un to the fash- |fonable standar he sat In an or tra chur at a Broadway thettre, The cost show? I know my walst gapes behind. Is it * ES py ma 1 her dtd not relish + Siraid of plercing my traln wit ee en, WM maining? No, Y'm not A Mig ee Al iwtted ‘elton wi . “We'll be late? Well, It tsn't my fault. T have been ready, Look at a Hae PAu acerca eens LEAN Was inthe habe your tle! Now, if rou sre going to fuss, let me atay at home! You always Teen FHS HIP iSiShI aan small mirror In y rows “If yon oe spoil any little pleasure I ever have. Now you've yi Jer that Mrs. Care eyes will be a eight! Oh, wall, never mind!” creas cena and na in vour own mouth, t Vidette ——— =e PETER KETTLE, the Boy Who COULDN'T Grow Up. eve By 1. 0, MoGill, “om Sha eae HEN Fleteher Norton and line urtatn about (a | W Morr! Ostiorne came H je glass snapped In the malange 1 . dor clean, leaving only @ wae any use. With ind when the time out so that Mra As soon ag eit she recolled tp breath sald: “Take Bad luck; bad injured ch the ME As THOUGH PETER JUST CHARLES DARNTON. Romance and Puckerless Persimmons By Nixola Greeley-Smith. HE Department of Agriculture announces the creation of @ persimmon without a pucker, es a result of crossing the Japanese and the uh ins American varieties If you like persimmons thts may be 8 very Joyful of Intelligence. ‘To me tt 1s matnly interesting bates possibilities of similar tmprovement in @ variety of muimate and inanimate objects. More tmportant and delightful, tor instance, peaches without fuzz, Pineapples without their Protonting coats of mall, pretty women without gulle, tas. cinating mon without deception, love without Jealousy, and | [SW —from @ masouline standpoint, at least—jags wihaut re- morse. ‘Dhore has always been @ question even in the minds en palates of the persimmon's most unreasoning devotees, Whether tts approved favor and {ts rueful pucker awing an A SONG TO ONE. Ir few are won to read my lays [T™ offer me a word of praise; If sere are only one or two To take my miymes and read them tire: Panay net elitmt Us bays. i care not, w my fancy plays its one sweet note, {f it should raise A host of lls or few— If you are one. rhe homage that my seribbling pays ‘To womanidad, in divers ways, Begins and ends, my love, witn you, My Ines may halt, but strong and true N even balanco or whether the delight of the one outwelsh My heart shall sing through all ste ishs [3 the mouth-drawing eordity of the other. nee ‘The problem, of course, does not present itself until after the persimmon has been swallowed And we ask the same belated query of our morning-after mol. ancholy or our year after matrimony. Aa a symbol of things yet to be, of love without tears, laughter without folly and all the multiple forms of joy with thelr bitter aftermath, hall to the pucker lees persimmon. Even the common or garden persimmon—to use @ common or ganien phrase— never suggests its astringent bitterness when glistening Just out of reach on the ‘ree, In the same way our cominon or garden romances seem to present unend- ing vistas of delight, till It {8 too late to do anything but swallow them, And then! oh, then! how much we wish, how vainly we pray for some magician Hie Luther Burbank or some patient, plodding Agricultural Department to come and teke the pucker away. The pucker {s extracted from the persimmon, we have iearmed, by crossing the Japanese and American varlenies. An attempt is made similarly to. req more {t from our romances by grafting love and duty together and calling it matrimony. Persimmons, we know, are not fit to eat until they have been frosthitten Maybe romances are the same way. That, at least, ta the logloal conclusion from the way most of our puckerless varlety work out. Maybe, after all, {t was not an apple, but a persimmon that our good old enterprising Mother Eve fed to our Father Adam. It must have beon, judged by the pucker that accompanies even the most ideal romance shaken down from the numberless descendanta of tho Eden tree. But now that the puckerless parsim- mon has been attained Heaven speed the puckerless romance If you are won. —T. A. Daly tn Catholic Standaera and Tim What! You ask me to take just one afternoon out? Mistress—No. Just one afternoon in cS :2 | May Manton’'s Daily Fashions, NQUESTIONABLY the Eton j et ia to be a pronounce! avorite of the incom season, and excecd- ingly chile and da are many of its later forms. This one !s so simple as to appeal to the home dressmaker at a glance, while !t 1s eminently emart. In the illustration the ma- terlal is one of the new gray sultings, while the collar and cuffs are of velvet finished with applique. The lst of BE Y S) BA RS. Hee are several delicious wavs! ful of vinegar. Butter a dish, spread) pour them over the slices, Put the) then take out and serve with any kind ever, includes the entire sonable suit- of preparlng eggs for Lenten re-| the onfons over ft, break over them the | dish in a. moderate oven, and baice un-| Of brown sauce poured around, | list of sea To Marry or Drown. yor Be to, But if you already lov pastes The recipes are from nis required number of eggs, and place | til the ergs are set Spanish Omelet. | Ings, foe ee ie !s Cook Book” by "C »” of the Wal-|them in a brisk oven. When the egg: ’ appropriate . Dear Betty: dorf-A 1 ya Wenner ti, a ahs Catherine Eggs. Put a finely-shned onfon, one ounce agile. quite: 28: / Jorf-Astoria, published by the Werner) are cooked, cover them with @ layer uf IGS ee Lutter ta canoroeG Urea ee Se ehey aie} ania FO Comp Wesh well and bake some large Do- | well as for wool, In breadcrumbs fried tn butter, and serve Andalusian Eggs. | Eggs, Bourgeoise Style. minced mushrooms, and one large ¥ tomato cut fine, into a stewpan; exid . AM thirty-two years old, I have end | been married three times 29] spoontul of tomato sauce, a tt are in the favorite died, two divorced me, 1 lo 2 ¥ all devotedly. 1 am now in love with es & beautiful girl In the State from which a instance the sleeves nl when done, remove, , I came, She is wealthy and says she - Poach six very fresh RES, Pare) Cut some thin slices of bread, trin)| ‘ut a vlece off the tops and take out ‘silt and pepper and cook for mrt Recut! loves mo. She recently sent me a ring| hor [ dont seo what you are GOINe thom neatly and dress them {na circle he & ‘ sufficient of the insides to contain one } sD an a a eta LR aarter Jeng’ vith a large diamond setting, telling | q YOu are going to ; nf the crusts, lay them on @ thlckly old the farther side SEP ee " Re ere TOON Ce Ra (do about It except go ahond, on a Duchess potato border browned |v ivtered dish, and dover with thi: | raw egg to cach potato, Break in the Put three-fourtha gf (es CAN IY Teteal gare 7 “a9: | The Plighted Troth Winfree” tauce tor wivch”has Goan [aioe of betes, ant well” anteeut | RE and, sean, with ant and pur ‘gg Reatlg ha oie Ca mars tase ee . American sauce which has been | *!° pean Hit | eR cover with a spoonful of ‘crea nm dish, | nent and cuffs | Dear Betty: ndited a Ut ly chopped green |cKs3 to cover the bread, season witi| lide for each one, Placo them on a ' the sauce round and Coon liked this season, ‘AM a young girl twenty pepper, and strew ‘the gurfaca with a) salt, penper and grated nutmeg, and| pan in the oven for Afteon minutes, | Ha order | Pee gah. considered, Ver MMe: ‘chopped: cerragen a = = Tomato Omelet. the only, anes in style \ whoni 1 fell de American Sauce, HEALTH AND BEAUTY. Scald and skin a large tomato chop | {ien ‘on silk make- dis- to love Chop one falr-sized peeted onton very! . ft up and mix in a little minced! tinctwe characteristics shallot. Beat the yolks and wiltes of | prevailing fashions and herself Into the sea, on NORe i laine, one g : ind hait a peeled : 2 vail my past experience, I hesitate at riche TAGCORLR Na Our tet Weel clovows0 intvasason Wwithtapingl By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. varied eparately; then mlx the i are itp Be fi again, and I am in necd of mon canlod Lovins, laas But i SHALES eh ela ih the Unnato and seasoning with salt and Put one and omel Bulgarkin em- dered are exceed- y smart, and plain Should I keep the ring or or marry the girl? (oh If I were you I would let the # Shalt a wineglasstut’ of| A Face Wash. For Baldness. naif a wineglassful of | 4 : This should be re-|[ Me Fe — It is ow cold and he ve leshalf ounoes of n, and when it] } | ALDHEAY,—You should have proper | ; y 4 i Fan oe ane a e jnth “on mixed take the young lady, It will bo move duced for two minutes, and add about generally con | massage if you can get It, Do not | Is qilte Not adi the whites of the egy | ¢ 1 always makes ee Saat ogi + gill of tomato sauce, and a fairs: e cated that think that by having a treatment | [ot e eanK eon PGs AWO. Or” bse | cons! han y pee mito, cut up’ into dt | smoking Is not con n promote a growth |") My at rt. tt pik Cook for about ter Ai ie ‘ het i ent mtity, Of = / He Loves His Cousin. [eR atten Iuelvo to health jo Your head shout |) eg Eggs ured for “the Eton Jacket—Pattern No. 5306 Dnge Baltes Boiled Eg ata ae frst. and then | ED I9S~ vards 401 1 1-2 yards 52 Inches wide, with 3-4 yard of velvet for the ae Ooung man seventeen years of | | Dotle ‘IGS> and It ds possible , until the new growth Boil as ufticient Suerittty of cuss uffa and 1-2 yard IS incl wide for the lower portions of the sleeves 5 1 ove with four re Ould be warm. befare boi a fone : ; hard; when ccld, peel and dip the flrs n these ame used EEC aaa re nth The uit be warm that ption « a thened, [into beaten raw ‘ex, next into oll, and | Patterm B00 is cut in alzen for a 92, $4, 98, 3, 40 and 42 Inch bung mennea, months Infor city at. nt, but wll rn MiG BROUNA HOE Hettitat sage You cannot obtain the massage | Pi the | salt and a & tak M heart-broken unde odo, T oannot | he shortly, and we correspond frequent] She is my cousin and she js very pretty, so I would like your advice as this lotion to the sealp | of cay rected anc twisting Yeeros ane of led w eatment appl day ¢ Call or send by mail to THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAS TON FASHION BUREAU, Ne, 1 Weat Twenty-third street, New t myself by asking for an but stil Tam breaking iny to whether or not I shall take an inter-| my lost lover. M.D. 1 the wi a4 best you SOG put On a rigtrany oven 8 cleat Lor, Bend ten cents in coin or stamps fer each pattern erderen, & ; est he her, considering she a my cousin.| If he asked you to marry him he| Rule Bonne Femme, © acd, on ee Are quite hot, Meanwhile prepare equal IMPORTANT—Write your name and sddress plainiy, and #- \ A. C. “owes you an explanetion and you may’ JS, . dram; distiiiea TilooarDs i quantities of olive of! and chutney | 3 patterms § ways epecity sine wanted, f Tf the matter of taking an interest in require it of him, But he doesn’t seem eel two onlons, slice and fry brows | witehhasel cologne, 3 ounces, Use on the | sauce around them, @msaish with purs: . | banedg-entinely, optional, 1 would advise 4 -adtention, b4y Rien; AnOD ms Ib ORO deaRextapoon- oURCE, ‘Lasain hwleee day we a .