The evening world. Newspaper, January 27, 1906, Page 9

1 Might as Well Tackle Vaudeville, for the Fleet Is ‘3 all-bunk. ‘In the first nis hasn't any Lizzie clothes; and in the gecond place, he: wouldn't give wp to save his Hee, let alone’ his reputation. Being a tight ‘wad is A Biving grace. You can’t be wWicked,on the cheap, and it may, b6))\ that. Mr. Maginnis. is the. big noise \ 4 Dackin Merietta, but.in this town | 4 J) arwhere | can he’s. tod much of a cautious spend. thrift to ever.do anything despera' - “I don’t delleye any man in Mart, eta has. Usric clothes, It's ‘one.’ the hotels stryo you a square dinner for 69-cents divided up in canary kinds, Dithtubs, acd a man at his meals. looks like lie was making tile work designs “It is one of them towns where a sohuse they're engaged to. be mar-| mee Ted, but‘mamma still expects his lit “tle four a week. A full account of the .tragedy is telegraphed far and ‘Wide, and the desperate slayer 1s al-| piace he came the Ghromio Art and Tea Company ery until she can’t me Broadway, where nobody |jiberal {pn hand and mind, and rest, A doves. talked about. at Mr, Maginnis stalling| shore. New Yorker, doesn't despise the| like the presen! policy. of the United no eee meen WILLIE WARBLER, &° & & By Albert Payson Terhuitie,, ie ee the! pnrire t Sachiae bhore Se “alate no more), for all th’ Boss's cheex.| ANd mi re al And “© DOPEY M‘KNIGHT. MR. MAGINNI. “You Can't Blame Able Wogglebaum and Lotte Zinsheimer for Passing Mr, Maginnie Up.- It's Bad Taste to Bring a Husband Along as Chaperone.” $ i from enough; /States. Wouldnt Roosevelt be rat- the naval lMeutenant tenors into thejand the naval lieutenant has just res- Iuded’ to'gs ‘the delivery driver for/and he annoys Puss Montgom-|tled if he found it out? z “My musical show is being rewrit-| get bookings unless you had at least |to a love scene and then says ‘Deer ‘husband's place is home when he isn’t| ten. It won't do in its present shape, one naval Meutenant in white uni-/heart, I love you best of all!’ which Mr. |ft needs a part written in for an au-| form, singing ‘Dear heart, I love you|is the music cue for his song, and | when you are broke, but|Maginnis’s home fe Marietta. If [| tomobile. It’s a true bill, kid. No| best’of all!’ stay out till alt hours | was Puss Montgomery I'd ta!] him to | ®tto, no box-office receipts, Why, an 3 ‘Stop treading water and ewim for the | Sto race, wi Tea nr ¢ ABIE WOGGLIBBAUM. “LOULE ZINSHEIMER, idiscard.- It used to be you couldn't |}cued you from brigands; he leads up then his sweetheart runs off to her “Surest thing you know. You are | dressing-room to change her costume ith effects has even sent! playing the millionaire’s daughter, for the next act, the stage darkens, the Chain-Lightning Poet. ELON — ‘A Sy) the naval Heutenant takes a bath in the calcium spot and sings his love song all alone. “Why? Say, don’t you know any- thing about the stage? If you are playing leads are you going to be standing around like a piece of cheese while some one else holds the centre and Is Ducking for Deep Water to Get Away fr MAMMA DE BRANSCOMEBE, with a song? Nix, nix! 4 “But it's the auto with effects that’s the sure-fire hokum in musical come- “mby, weeks In: vaui/ievi pre have to. py imitations of how different people sing ‘Violets.’ gs Pay “How a giddy thing sings it with) Slap-on-the-wrist effects, how a with & bare lip sings tt and how an old soldier with a wooden log einige it, “what the public wants is: i and an imitation of 4 man in sarah is good for a return date every time, “I might as well tackle’ vax for T give it to you at grade that fleet is taking soundings and ig ing for deep water to get aw: dies these days: That's what brings @ musical show up to date. If you are the heroine the plot must turn on somebody giving you the double cross about something, and you have got to beat them te ft in an auto, “Mantel is thinking of using a snort wagon in his Shakespearing repertoire, It's a good thing we fell Washington Star Man: “Do you really mean to say that your Judgment Is never fn error?!” “No, anawered the Czar, “I don't méan to aay it. But 1 regard ft as neowssary to discipline that everybody shall pretend to think it" . et 8 of sourte. guilty these days." HAVE A LAUGH WITH THE FUNNY MEN. Pollley—Conzentnlations, od sant ‘Papley—Give me & little of yours: Sy pithy. too. dienee. There's pediginng errivals. ¢ ih lip or a wooden leg singing anything theif tips from ‘hin "those fallers treat me makes . , three times a week or 1 RGY colt test for fear that PV de T flisd tie Bead clerk’ £ Fra Hee iad dbl on be iNeed et tlere. “Do ypu take any muscular exeroise?"’ pasked the physician, “T rang on to the atrap in a street car for four miles pwice a day.” “That's too violent. After this | be ochtent with walking the distanne,”’ Chicago Kecord-Herald Man’ Each cloud is silver-lined, so who, Must. sft repining? 4 Reach up and rip your cloud in two And thus be gladdened as you view ‘The lovely ining. They say the men on Mars are far | More full of widom than we ore, Or so, at least, appear. I wonder if they hase and play Football apd celebrate the day As we celebrate it here? Philadelphia: Press i : “Good evenin’, .war;" said Camslay; “the Suen towlt me fur to git @ ‘ orish plaster fur me stummick.'? * replied ‘the druggist. | ‘Studying harat’ iE sort’ do you wish?” "You bet. Why, I si wa the Meter Of care, eo long as | morni All the old proverbs “are ‘way out of date. Thats been conclusively proven of late. Lett have one revised fer the grafter clan | Wi “Tt takés-nine Tmmunes to make one’ Mann. Though Darimitsie” has’ made some stie, / His budding fame ‘tuould splinter TF he should bid’ us clamp a.lid ~ Oh our’ wide open, Winter. A rovpet bys bef ied mo ittm Mibentather “Kida Just Weat trogea onal He put ot school-ty three anal While I'm shut dp here nine who: {x net that n's @ plage. whéra every| Gun “stop. ‘work for the day aa soun'e| The “coppers’ lot may. soon be full \ OF social fol-de- vol dos, , And alt the force be Chappie-fled Tnto Rhinelander’ Waldos. He's ‘stroved up: baseball ‘tongles \. For pitchers-all ‘both greed Os small she's Ave pitching. curves and angles. ey ll have (a) alga th “Folks in! I movtivaly FOREIDUEN to Be ' : eres, paper a? a? sph Pet Pe GY eoiren oy Nexon aneeuersmT BEAUTY HINTS. By Margaret HubbardAyer ip de Hothlae But perraek hbaith’ Shah give Soler’ take. wall peg isy digested.” May 'Manton's a i gests , Shirred Blouse—P; Now wide, elidista ‘all or pend. by, mall, Hatt” ite An | ‘a ize ater Nas Bae teat Bi eae faaeemen ie et 7ue at acne ON FASHION BURBAL. Poke: Daily Fashions, AS E it aie np < THE EVENING WORLD MAY. M od ta Wes} Panepiene in oF atampe