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‘senGay Evening. MOTHER GOOSE we by T 0. moam.| DINNER AT TH | Di i (Enter Bithy, and Aveletant Secretary ot f 2 : Root—t always think it best,; wien I am going: t fo dinner, to get'something to eat at home first. _ President (in his genial way)—Well, Eli, if you ate supper at your home |’ yea ‘est be huuzry, < (whos aigreat joker) —fTow could I be hungry when’! had meer. Rostmagater-General Cortelyou--Bacon's on the of). ) pun) ht President—What makes you so late for dinner, HI? VERYBODY | worked | mader atthe New York ‘Theatre| © last night. ‘Lew? teft it to the “He went from the orcheotra’ to the gallery, without overlooking the! boxes, in asking all to join in the “Everybody * Works and everybody was bappy. : jer and his more or leas inerry minstrels come but once a year—and we am duly grateful. Don't take both ways, for, after all, burnt i is only gupther form of the elixir o2 youth, ‘The minétrels at the New York The- ‘atre Inst night recalled “A Dream of Boyhood Days,” t *te words of the tromulsas enor, to Bll who came in 0nd “2 ce rain, ("Girthood” »may be jj Substituted to suit the taste.) dct (wh6 allows none to Joke before him)--Cortelyou; any-remidrks ee na ‘ Bascn’ ate in poor taste! Ae Mics : ee » y =—\ = ——— wien Laabtalgaschy raw aguame'al . t=; Geek trembles violently and Cortelyou Drostrates _himelt thttee tn : ; : oe | ites wae Even the berger ag 4h, bagaldent—I €o not interfere in State politics, but tell Higgins bo ta co , : . : OF wtarte oe ani La) please dont ~ / Fun fox Governoy again and that be must throw’Odell out of the. Republican ao a s S \ ‘rubber'—there’s an ove! vi ‘State Chairmanship at once! ; ne i A % Y _ ) Boe. Parsdns—Whom shall wé put in his placer. { ‘ President—Ob, I co not want to Interfere. Tell Higgins to select any- Sita . i 4 > Wotes at the sam tints, Hoe. was like Jobody be wants... will give bim the neme of the man he want.’ if AY : “tufher—be wouldn't work, even. for | Root—Frank Black? ae ae a : . y ig ; com (President—No, “If Kermit wasn’t going to school—— @till, after «hol Mo milcht attetid' to it=ibut 1 see... ; Léot—Any othieeommands, sper t Presidént—-No; T do not want to intertere, yowunderstand, tut don't dol, anything wntil you hear from me; I—— SVT ee " (Loud shrieks {h 3 feminine volce heard outside, and the oa of} \ Blowsand the scund of soime one Yelg thrown down a long Migat of rons % ‘3 B r= “, & _ (AMI rise ‘and bing “Panama!” to slow curtain.) ay The Girl fern Harish Bearville Bowling Club, ah