The evening world. Newspaper, January 3, 1906, Page 15

Pr [2 HW Good Resobitions tor the Neve Year str. Nagy Watt ¢ @ Desire to Be Kind. aud, Patigutl. ‘Hobbie the’ Toad, are working with him. 3 ‘What isdt, you ask? Well, Willfe is singularly reticent about it, but 1 heard him tell some one that he and Snéesie the Fish and Robbie the Toad Mgfin at het _ There never was » woman that had the heart-bresking sorrows I have! 7 if ait ur New’ Year dinner! 1 did not know whether to lave a goose ot ‘@turkey. The children won't ent godse, but I eave all the grense and it 19 \ “the Best thing I know for the children when they are threatened with colds. | they ate afling, and it wotks wonders. And that's why I faving a gooee for dinner for New Year's, and the butcher y # ac the lagt moment becauns I forgot to order it, and all f get wis turkey, and we had a turkey Christmas! You miglit have getting a goose—— You have got one, you say? Who? I might know you would only make cruel joke\of me when you ‘trying to be happy When nobody cares for me! Don't come near fie, don’t speak to me! What time fs it? “By Albert Payson Terhune | eh tren own ene, ee Eh oe gompa WAS Jonnay’s tamous Fible Class, where virtuce all reside, I ‘They hearkened to thelr lender, eyes and mouths a-gaping ~ And thus a6 spake (sc one goud man reported on the elds): gemreer OF eritctem that, will turn. pabe: wi Nor hand out Scorn to raise « rbd Li 1 there's my honored Cather: Here respected far; ” sie hint aatten by har waard paws mike c t ony it, but T fear Misi Ta folks out Weat they Gude tikis wet, : p bartn COMP. SIGHTS DRESSY GEE ~ YoUR A Bum Lot OF FORWARD — MARCHY DOUBLE QuKK TimE- READY CHARGE HALT! t Sav on-on-oFf THEVLL Stick ME ToCeATH WITA THEIR DAYONETS {I VAL SENG YOR BACK To STL NICKS ARMORY iF ‘You Cont wine UP THERE — STCBEED My TOR 1 CANT RON IN THESE JOHNNY PANTS and the Dragon. HAVE A-LAUGH WITH. THE FUNNY MEN. ae ee “Women will yet assert their superior Gifts In conduoting, the practical affairs Of life: sald Mr. Mesiiton’s wife. fiited, irritates offos a ate “What do you think heard Ar. : ° } | “Cocite, the siher of twing” the doctor And thé ofl king thought of his Joya: Ta tt girlie? But the doctor shook bis shen as Tee @ pavating poleon Wreaths rents wipom her, and to her n Blory (remember The Hold?) be it said} oy Marle Dressler In My Syncopated Gypsy Maid, that @he keeps the rather weak affair fron falling flat. She ts not only “a holy, show,” but the whole show, Tho ovvers | only get In and out of her wey—inter- ference in the ohe case and self-preser- vation in the other, i q ‘Thete ja more twaddle than twiddle wo-called : 1 frien Pho Ite “May, te the i Pho Sha Secu Seana ta May Manton's Daily ROWING girls are atways Bt” their best when, weatiny ett=