The evening world. Newspaper, December 30, 1905, Page 9

The “Say! Puss Montgomery's Husband, Mr. Maginnis, of Marietta, Is Reconciled to His Bride! But He cg] Us de rest- | ing wp all during Wa- ter Wagon Week,” said the Chorus Girl. ‘' They want us to come back in the show, but we handed them the lemon on that propost- sion, “The manager ‘GQted to give me the warm wind that ‘one of the principals would leave in & Week or two ngd I'd be given the “Puss Montgomery doesn't think She'll work any more this season, as yo, had six changes to make in the eXtravaganza and the violent oxer- fon mada her take on flesh. “She's going to rest up and go on @ diet, and I'll tell you why, and she hopes to reduce about ten pounds. “Mamma De Branscombe is only ®eoting expenses in running her fur- hished-room house and saya {it isn't 7 Worth the work and worry, “Bhe’s got an elegant location right n Forty-third street, but Mamma | De Branscombe says this is an age of ogress, and the apartment hotels ‘we putting the furnished-room Anges all to the bad. “She says she doesn’t blame pro- get them from nine per up, There's @ much doing. in an apartment hotel that everybody minds their own bus- fmess, You take a pride, when you Evening Wo. Ma ie ‘\ __Wome Magazine, Saturday ‘Evening, December 30, 1905, kes Thirteen en nn at the ‘) New Year's Ta fy , | SSS ble in Shanley’s I" - “Puss Montgomery was telling fortunes and Just as she got to a dark man coming with a bundle, who should butt in but her husband, Mr. Maginnis, of Marietta.’"—The Chorus Girl. ter that looks like money from home is gathered in by some lady klepto- maniac from the top floor who cooks chops with her hair curler over the fre brought home im a cab, to roll up gas @® the onyx entrance and the potted palm: fessional people for taking a room in apartment hotel, when they can ('s always bright and light, and here's a costly rug on the marble ng and the night clerk calls, ‘There's a box of bon-bons for you and four telegrams, Miss Lorrimer,’ and it makes you look as if a Pitts- burg millionaire was interested in your voice. “On the other hand, if you drive up to @ furnished-room house after 11, you generally find you've forgotten your key. The light in the hall is burning dismal and dlue, and if it’s the downstairs girl’s evening out, you can ring and ring, till some sleepy parlor-floor roomer wakes up. and comes growling at the door to! Jet you in, “If any box of bon-bons comes for you there, it falls into the tolls of! the Black Hand if it's left on the seat ft the hall rack till you oome in, “If any telegrams come for you hey’re always opened by mistuko by “The hot water never runs in @ fiurnished-room house and the cold water only when no one else on the block has a faucet open, So it's no ‘wonder that professional people find they can get refingd conveniences for the same money at an apartment hotel and pass up the furnished rooms. “The old days of the simple life have passed away, Them times it was all to-the elegant t& bring in a) dottle of “That's All’ and pretend it was a corset, because It was in a square box and no marke on the out- side, “Only the working classes push the \pltcher now. Persons of culture re- side in apartment hotels with a tele- phone in the room with a direct wire to the cafe. Calling for moist re- freshments over your ‘phone and hav- ing it delivered on the centre table by an wnostentatious bell hop seems’ like the real thing in entertaining a ome inquisitive volunteer, and a let- few friends, “No, the furnished-room house is Deep-Sea Chant of the Water-Wagon By Albert Payson Terhune, Q-H0! For a life on the Temp’rance Bea! | When reform is tn the wind: ith a Pledge athwart the starboard lee ‘And a Thirst that's left behind! \} Bnd a Thirst that's left bebind, my } lads, As we ship some thundering Swell (And bind him good to the Brotherhood Of the Pure Artesian Well! thn It's ho! crew! And {t's H*O for ours! Wor above us streams the Ribbon Diy Defying Rum's grim powers! Detying Rum's grim powers, my lads, ‘While the wind ROUSE West —, . for the Water-Wagon's Ao a ee me | 1 holiday season, ity "Us "te true.” twuhacy. Iiieldentn’l eden time t therefore woman's ‘contury. "bannot, of course, Chooxe dur elt we'vould Heartk oaen und too. - pul-the old woman them aa they are, of early Vid orlan convention, And bromo's charm wards oft at! harm ‘And seltzer ines eadh vest! See Bie ae Off Cocktal Reef we struck a squall! ‘The Higuoall Breakers soared! Auld wou to tell, Ito befell plea mien Went ovetooard! Ten men went overooard, my lads! We saw them nevermore. And {)) 9 storm off Reform We another score! The ix off the Wagon's bows, ‘ Ad igre, a nar aide! AcbMiC y (ew of that great crew SUI on her main deck ride! Hy (in her main deck ride. my Inde! (At this point the Arabic sea-demon, | {l-Kohal, arore from the deep, strany- (tig the poet's inspired song with a hottle labeled “For Medicinal Purposca Only"), GREAT deal of discussion Is going on just now about the | damily differences of a very old in Now York aod his daughter, ‘oman. The dimoulty reached Its climax a few days before hristmas, Ltd ail held up our hands in horror at the tation of the lonely old man eating his Christmas dinner by \imsett teoaure hia datghier had gone.to a hotel after fall- | halt & pound of raw suet olmpped very ng to aubmil to bis flat that she eat her meals In the dining- 7 oom, What a spectacle, wé said to ourselves, apparently | ded and caobnni, two pounds of our. orgettul that though xe speak with the tenguea of men and | 9% one “caplng tablespoonful each ‘ angela, Into each family some rows must come, most of all very wealthy man middle-aged society Cliristmas the world over spelin the family reunion, and ‘milly reunions mortly spell family Fows, Me true, ‘tis pity; / The prinelpals in the row now boing discusred have in- deed rather greater cause for disagreement than ts cud iy it will be the cause for much dissension in many otherwise homes, Paréite generally will hold the injured, parent enfiroly right: gono sity walvteel that yerhapa there (s another #lde to the story. _ Neither probably 4a altogether blameless. The difference is mainty one of le, veri the older and the younger generation of our day jon She utmost salfrestraint can . Abd dayghtors, the former seeing fo impress their MAY Victorian tradttions of Jane. Austeniaed ridge. Thy ts Indyhond t9 the latter, nurtured lived in & ahoe to shine, oun Antellectual backbone = CONCERNING FAMILY ROWS. By Nixola Greeley-Smith, & dead card so far as the theatricaljwhy, we've been looking at some district 1s concerned, lovely apartments in one of the new ‘Mamma De Branscombe. doesn’t} no- joare, he isn't going to pay the mily family hotels nearby. e ~~ w A Sy w ‘Back Talk = “Who wrote: ‘Break! Break! Break!’ ?” “The original New Yoar'e revolution man, 1 guess.” The Zoo Vaudeville ® ® ®@ © ® @ ®@ & ® @ “Te there any answer, boy? Messenger Boy—I don’t know, I didn’t have tine to read it. Cownt—I cannot find se vornis enqugh to express my love for your daughter, OM Gent—Figures will do Les) She—Papa saw you hueelog me last evening, He—What did he say? She—He against mo. Madam—Here, poor man, are @ few| Pellcan—Why don't you get a fob this sausages, morning? ‘Tramp-'Souse me, mum, but don't) Owl don't think’ I could see my way sald that was abil We sien sav “Beware of the dog?’ |oclear to it, HOME HINTS. | BETTY'S BALM FOR Mat tn meee You must have a pretty bad case, You must wait for the young man to ask permingion go call, but you require no assistance to entertain him, An Unreasonable Man, | Young paopie gan ob; Mince Pie, ice on thatr tangied be addressed to OLL four pounds of lean meat, nop! Herty, Event Ord. Poseomioe R Very fine and edd twice the quan-| | box 1.84, New York, - tty of apples, also hopped, and) # He Wishes to Propose, fine; then add tyree povn'é of milsing, Dear Bety: Dear Betty: AM tisten years old; and AM_ nineteen, love with & 4 ‘ ) T have been goin, bee bt ane year, I souls a now What to say to pRoposa to her, N. Atbury Pare | of cinnamon and nutineg, the eine of cloves and half the quaptity of mace, | Bweeten to tase with brown augue and | add three ‘pints of elder and one pint of brandy, ‘Salad Dressing, _\ ih EITHAR mayonnaise nor Freach dresaing sould dyer be put on Teil her you love wroen salad until it has been "hor. | It tn three words Sho will arrange oughly dried, If the leaves are the details, to be divided Into #mall bits they shoyld | bbe torn,ot broken with the dager, never| (8 a In Love? ‘Our very setlous 0 me saw me t and the Mi to J t this other young yeieen ly one Bunday after: tel] me what to do, ay I wk young man. to of me, B. | The young man {is very unreasonable. Talk to anybody you like. ‘The only wretch! i milla noon. won! thin} | otty bh) Je RONG AO Dane ae, aot N 300 tell me if am tn love, and , way to mai hint think well of You lw ven, Wait do? I met'a| by preserving your Independence and po) A ut two he i) the same ate ina not allowing him (o dictate t6 vou. Why nie Forty-Six Loves Twenty. UTTER half & doxen teacups, me, a he woemn'ty tn eprinkle wish broad crumbs and ll 1 AWA Sune man Of fortyeale, doen! them half way to the top with in love with a Post Th wenty. Parente do hot approve of our marrying, but the judy | ime. Would You advisers ys ctorade ) P. Ay Amityville. You are bot) old marr to know rein Mm (! Page i crc eo 8, | Ly you want to come early and avoid the rush {f you would be with us to drink the Old Year out and the New Year ve got our tables engaged at/in, You bet we expect to have athe Indy friends, cutting out the rent, anyway, and if she’s put out,| Shanley’s for New Year's night, and} grand time! New York is the only urg that knows how to keep New gans and temperance principles, while bi | Year's the serious-minded can hardly walt “In Altoona, Pa,, the frivolous Ull ¥ P. M. to go to Watch Meetings: end sing hymns till midnight. “It's the only chance the sertous- minded ever have of staying up after 10, and some of the more serious of | the serious-minded think the Church Jought not to countenance it, “Mit In New York your own bunch engage a table at some gilded dump jand get on their glad rags and the old family jewels—from the Cohen |fomily—und if you are a lady, you jhave an escort semidnsane to keop money {in efreulation. And you sing all the songs the orchestra play ‘How'd You Like to Spoon with Me? ‘Youre Just My Style,’ ‘Walt Till the Sun Shines, Nellie!’ ‘Hverybody' Works but Father’ anf all the other latest popular songs of the night, Outside the cheap skates are toot- among the males call around upon happy homes that have cottage or- By M. M. Burger AN (et ela Perkins, dd the ‘Girl froth <andas, “We're go- ing to take her lown to hear the himes on New Year's Eve, You lon't see where the oke comes In? Vell, you would If ‘ou'd Deen reading stories about far old and Gwendolyn wending their way through the crowds on lower Brondway, while the silver frost sparkled hither and thither and the beautifal chimes of dear old Trin- ity pealed forth the glad New Yoar, “We had that dream once ourselves, Yes, we wended our way through the crowds of lower Broadway to lis.en lo the pealing of the chimes, But we didn’t hear thelr gladsome tidings so exquisitely deseribed in prose and verse for the benefit of the benighted chil- dren of the plains and prairies who de- vour the literature about gayest Man- hatcan like cows who have gotten 'nto Neighbor Tightwad’s alfalfa flelds, "Oh, we've seen It acted on the at too, The golden-halred heroine a1 ‘ome, litle one, Iet's away to heer the dear Trint'y chimes peal forth,’ “We didn't know when we were sit ~ May Mantoh's A Dainty Work Apron, “Does Giblets stick to his friends? “You; vent. ® ® By D. A. Ryan till they have spent thelr Jas Cop-Why don't vou tell vour wife the truth? Victim—I can't, You see, I don't lke to disappoint her, alr, toireo eee OMIT BEAUTY HINTS. By Margaret HubbardAyer For Enlarged Pattern No, 524% HE protective work apron is @ necessity to ev ery woman whose ao- tivity means liability of toll to the gown. This one ts adapted alike to the housewlle, to the artist and to such other profession+ als as find garments of the sort useful, In the iMlustration ft ls made of checked gingham with little frills of plain color fin- fehing the neck and sleeves, but It ts sulted fo all materials that are used for aprone ‘butchers’ Mnen, whioh is always durable and satisfactory, as well aa singhams and the like, The quantity of ma- terial required for the medium size {8 73-4 yards 7, or 61-4 yards 6 Inches wide, Pattern 6242 (s out in sizes for a 32, 84, %, %, 4) and W-lnoh buat measure. Orr Hew to Jali or send by mati to Pores. GNES.—It takes @ long times ta cure enlarged pores, and the only way I know of ts by the use of the scrubbing brush and 4 pure hygienic soap. By this proc- eas the pores, which lave become en- ‘come normal in size. sands i) qures effected in this mann: Blue Lines Under the Eyes, 188 ¥, 8.—There tw» alwa: opinion, some internal cai the Diack circles under the eyes. ‘The tendency Is sometimes hereditary, but dark lines are usually due to some congestion of the velng of the part, and are rarely, if ever, found except undor one or more of the following ciroum- ota | When the subject {# anaemic, and thoro {9 an-impairment of the chemical conetitution of the blood, or when the system ts being drained as It would be in Prolonged study lack of sleep or dissl-| pation of any description. the external treatment Is sometimes effective tempo- Farlly, but cannot be permanent while the cause exists, Bathe frequently with Suid Water and use friction. A littl tur ine Iiniment, one part of a | to four of water may ways *rr"itpogine wanted, TON FASHION BUREAU, S . ork, Bend tea centa in coin or stamps for each paltera ordered, IMPORTANT—Write your name and eddrose piainiy, and ah \¢ By Roy L. McCardell F r ing horns and thronging the side- walks, and the whistles are blowing and the bells are ringing, and a lot ef hoppy hicks are throwing confetti down the backs of total strangers and shoving fenther tickles in Sach \ other's faces, and everybody is nleely it up outetde the air-tight eating cabins as well as in, and nobody feels like snapping thelr rubber for home, sweet home—for t's New Year's in New York! Now Year's on Broadway} Living whero things ate coming quick! “Don't let them bunk you, kid, saying théy come on to New Yor to duy white goods for the spr tinde, to complete their mustea studies, to go on the stage, to be in an art atmosphere, They are in New York becattse there’s more fun having a surgical operation dn York than winning a watch in most-popular-rallroad-conductor eon- test In any of them old-home-week munfeipalities, “New York for mine, kid; New York for mine! You never get half aa homesick here as you get sick of home there! And even Mr. Magine nia, of Marietta, is buffaloed with the yin for the Bright Mehta! “Yes, that was my holiday surprite, Wo were telling the cards to see whether any of our Christmas di pointments would be New Year \{zations, and Puss Montgomery, who, can tell fortunes Hike a four-ply fore caster, was frisking the deck, ‘What you expect’—'What's sure to come true’-—to = your ~—swish,'—'to iv house'—‘a Journey across water’—'a ving at the déor2when, just as I'm telling you, the cards run ‘A dark man coming with a bundle,’ and there, standing In the parted pore tleres with his telescope valise, was Mr, Maginnis, of Marietta, saying to Puss, ‘Mrs. Maginnis, T’'vo come back, ond I'll give you all the money you want, only I didn’t bring much with mo!’ ell, even a husband should be made feel at home during holiday week, and Puss flew {nto his arms with q glad ery and klesed him three {times before she frisked his damper to see how much Marietta money he had brought along as an evidence of good faith. “Say, kid, I could stand for Mr, Maginnis if he wouldn't gntagonize the Board of Health by smoking them Furrier’s Delights, “Wait till we show him what New Year's in New York is like, He never saw anything big and blithe In Mert- tta except a meeting of the Epworth League in the local Mechanics’ Pavilion. “And, say; he makes thirteen at the table and nobody is jerry to it but me!" THE GIRL FROM KANSAS. | By Alice Rohe. ting In the opera-house back in Wau- jbunsee what the beautiful heroine wes pluuning for ‘little one's’ ear-drums, but we do now, “Dalay and I, with the love of tradi+ tion tuat all real New Yorkers from Kansas, have, went down to leten to the bells last year. “Oh, the lovely New Year's Eve spirit! When we got back to the ele- | vated station Dalsy was minus part of lov qivoular ruffle and her muff and | there was a beautiful jab in my left car, where a frolicsome one had planted @ horn, “Yes, the music of the horns was charming. 1 do love to get these dear eping old and beauliful cus.oms, ten’t ity The Bwecoutioner, year 1900 and in the Viable Job of kiting The Executioner elved an Order to Exeoute his Executioner wears & old New York traditions nt firat haad, tthe Evening World Primer. (cars HIS fe the Bxé- (2 2% IT | | Garb of his Time. He --{off all Objectionatle Does the Execur xeoutioner! “New York is great on ker By Rob Thompson, cuthoner in the ) tholds Down the Hine prottere oi» Ls Sw: tloner Weep? We cannot Tell, ray Daily Fashions, THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANe 2% West Twenty-third street, ew]