The evening world. Newspaper, December 9, 1905, Page 9

December 9, 19045.) oe The Fortune-Teller, By T. O, McGill’ oy ATILLA, the sun-) doal pack,’ she sald, ( ‘By Alice Rohe. wit woman, was In “It must he bad" most doleful stito; hack and held on to the i ‘when T called last might. ‘The white) beats,” sh in ae whe he, owl sang a sid re-| along slowly and deliberatély, 94 frainand the south | to your house and your heart it} wind sighed| “All right 9o far” “There's a bundle," ate "I hone go." . wmaow; “It will not do," she sald, “Wott and worse, ‘The trouble will Be cented, Alack! Ataa!'t . “Vhore's a long-drawn-out die FORA Ocuim.| twenty yeors to comet) New York, pledge find now shat) Daisy pd 1 have vwo Btcotning tut] M2008 and bath, she tps mistaken us ary cooley tigg | We've been trying to entertain’ her, York, Nothing} Out her ‘dees are too grand for we suite her, And an ‘We've been trying to instil the ple- tor adenttting that| *ureedue Bohemian orgee Into her and New York. comes lure her into the belief ‘that a cont up to her expecta-| ‘able @hets dinner that you can’t eat on ane would die|!® the proper thing because ti ta “eo ah gad Bohemian,” ee 4 doen't We've even lod her to the thirty-five aaa ATA, Monnnt| cent table avhates, Where they nerve red Ink td water with dinner, but Pompmres WKD| riers ig nothing doing Ip the enthustaa “T see 4 dark woman! I laid, the cota and the written words | of my quest in the bowl! of Indian ware and Zatilla sighed deeply as she shut. fled tho cards, ‘ . ” “It is trouble, trouble, atwaya trous| ict (smein Mt tt Pee ble," she sighed, but ust a worry-worry tme,’* Kansas City, and). trom Leora. We' ed opr "My trouble or yours?’ T ask’. “L gveny 1 got in the wrong she's been ina pet |me rom pointing out pRle-looking “7 feot that Mt is yours,” she mid. 11 said an Trove tog, 08 the: “That's a good starter,’ baerved. | tho same omainand Age t Bhe pulled the ace cards from the weet s « tt? nytt ig Aintregging rll 4 te bid es i i: Ay de under part ‘of the pack and lald them agate 4 nt one 4 i< © boug! a ; to mall « bunile of ‘Bunday| ghe cama to New York with a list of Str oie top Ale of the Weck’ 1, BAR Haae” thy dark Wale fn, Ghe tried to shove them In @| paces and things she wanted to see, wiether bad got t-box, when a policeman’ interfered, @mi then #he went around to a sub- @tation and found It closed, ‘Leora enys the rural delivery has ‘York beat to death, s ® Inughs loud amt derisively every time neos a horse-car jogging along ‘Kan- ‘ gra-City-wie-never-like-thin” talk for ‘the edification of the paasers-by. ‘We're haying such a time with Leora! (He Just won't enthuse over New York. ‘Leofa keeps a «well millinery atgre In “WWaubunece, She goes to Kans City ‘twice a year and once she went to Chi- \ \ @ver since she walked from Thirty-| Hho vounter clerks a clebrated. ar- N , cago, #o whe is quite metropolitan in her tages. She bas been waving for ee Saw for Himself. | } 4 9 erd Vl let you know there were no cheap sights for her, Never! Not #0 Jong as she is enforcing the ‘visitor's tight of dodging expenses, When,Leora balked at the lovely table d’hote din- ner s¢rved between 6 and 8 at the “Sign of the Purple Cow’ we werp nulty discournaed, @he tomlated on being entertained at Sherry’s and Del- montco’s and the .Waldort “and a few other places #he has read about in. guldes to New York. She got terribly inwulted because we took hdt © ‘the theatre Bnd made her ait in the family olrece, Bhe'd never done such @ thing in her Nite and whe “so ashamed.” She thinks New York tsn't halt what {t's cracked up to be and 1 can see our finteh when ashe géta back to her native heath, Of all peopte you want’ te fight shy ot the complaining, pessimistic friend who simply wont lke New York is the worst, y We hay au" found anything that aults Leora yet but Fifth avefue, ond ‘5 siinpiy disgusted because the Astors and Vanderbilts haven't asked her to dine, She thinks we have such queer. friends. | / SLE THIS IN LAMB “I will hele ty giving the aces to the wanted. te “L hear thet your wife has been joasiavie, operated on for appentiieltis.”” "Yes; day before yesterday, She's} Jacob eetting along finely.’ teen years of service for "wet Weer wate | a al “Oh, yes, but she had just got through | nimgelf!" oe with the dressmaker, so it was all th o by what he finishes, every page in de clty directory would be full o' great men," { Pittsburg Dispatch Manz Here ts an ident reoine for & kies: To one plewe of a dark plazea add 4& litte moonlight; take for granted, two people; press In two strong ones a ematl, sot hand; sift Mghtly two! | ounces of attraction; add m lange meas- Theol tes ‘as ie ure of folly; stir in a floating ruffle; oo. dirt once @ month,” J've got money." | Have a Laugh with the Funny Men, Washington Star Manz any climate, if direofons are carefully, by } Chicago Tribune Man: t i ‘had almost completed hie four right,’ “Everybody, you know, éata Hits peck veces Of dirt before he dies.” “It do world jdtged @ man by whet] “That was the anctént he start," eatd Uncle When, “instia| Fou're, « hundred years beni In these da; iry age factories, Pe vakere, f lunch counters, glue gannefles everybody eats hie PhiladelpMa Press Man: “Gay, logk here!’ exclaimed the drummer, “you'll marry me, won't yout “Siey"*eheered the” add one or two @vbispers; dissolve a| “Perhaps,” growled the wi half-dozen glantes in @ well of silence; | contributor, “you don't obnsider ” | qpet in a’ small quantity of heskation, | joke original” AE! Sho! one ounce otgMresistance; place the| «| n 1. Tyr replled the editor, kiaves on a flushed cheek or two red) fos "hyde original about Bye lips; flavor with « slight seresm and | Ave yoars ae, but you aut eae ’ be set asigo to cool, This will succeed in to be that old,” VP ied +o | Suicide on Instalments, Choice of Literature; ITER was a man in Atlanta who He Was Too Late. little woman, and he felt quite sure of a” cold dite as he led off with» “Madam, @*not think me émperti- nent, but Jet me ask you If it so h pened that you had @ son wandi from the famfiy fireside years “Yes, Tat," she replied, as she opened the door a little farther, “He went out into tho world be- came a wanderer o'er the face of the once suspected @ negro tn his employ of tampering with the contenis of his wine cellar, especially with a certain brand of fine whiskey. Thd employer decided to adopt measures to verify hls suspicions, He allowed the demijohn holding his “private stock” to become empty; then, instead of refilling it, ho placed bis pet brand im bottles, labelling each one "polson.'* One evening on returiing home unex- pectodly he caught hie @ervant “in fla- grante delicto,” says ‘the Woman's Home Companion. Selsing the bottle trom the darky’s hand the Atlagte man exclaimed in a tone of térror: “Great heavens, Sam! Do you know what you n doing? ‘This bottle t# marked “rea te Oa , and Weeks and monthe ran Into Hes Tar ioy"sw ‘nia se net | PERHADS SHE IS. CANT SAV TAN. THERES JOST ENOGH FIR HER pie rma, “ a “torn _ POOR IwIT4zION - “Well, ma'am,” ‘he continued, “F don't ZN mt to raise any false bopes, but— le sod The Baby-Market’s Slump. By Albert Payson Terhune, | ATi. Menon of the Dow atsines, te] Threw down his toys ua squealed . ave oforted thw ill spend b.g tine pr Q motto Hity rather than quantity; fewer. | ‘The issionary fel, etioe ry Ne “But fou ate just & Tittle G00 Inte,” wa Item. ns) | The negro took the le and eur sho finished, as he swallowed the 1am! QO 8 alice th Solel XN ‘The child who on July Fourth veyed {t slowety. ‘Then ha sniffed at it i in his throwt, and tried to wipe away @ (A highs ae Aer uaned/a toate foF axpon, A melancholy smile fitted over Pm tear, “My wandering gon returned two rn Wheres CouteA a. io intibe in he eon dusky countenance. "Taln't piven, hours ago and is now taking a soak rr ba holy Gheomae’t toeerie ‘The aby to whom mischiog pe Te in the dathtud. Had you called early fa) Have solved tie tactal problem | Wilt turn hin surplus energy “Pooled aigeint” repeated the master fils morning, you know"— a . And smashed tradition’s fetter To rounding up the heathen, ingignasmiy, 1 What, fou mean? 2 Re Be apts ante ass ta Dic reall 4 By this decree:: ‘All babes must "be! o., isles ot Sows | une'saake tone gf depressica;, “a ani dis : “tt oy Oh Fhis is tho attempt of an African) "xtremely fey, but better.” )| Your new idea ip FINE! ies. the name Ot way. T knowed from de fust, from me “Ain't yer goin’ to school, Willie?” “Just luck, ma'‘am; but, ofcourse, Pigmy to copy English handwriting. Mo makes haat oe ohiiives | But let that race (bf, holy brats | the boy In the pleturé you ean form | way you acted ‘bout dat ite, ? ( cS MAE: NOW PR watt | en eee eS end psd Son’ {Tt @ poo mitation, but not much] “On every side we'll view, And let us Old. Back-numbers tho namen of ‘three othe objects | YOU, had 20.8 prey oe St Pid yet eh dole sil a to tell me de w Pound, | grew SE SS | ores Un Hand be 6K [Aimacioen| hut (he sow lett win always BUN Gin Becret alagnese sel changiae the vowel init mame |digtresied an’ didn’t eure Why, ea, | you care about de condition of de fee it all from here, an’ It's Jest) and will bid you good day and.try the , asa pie!” family next door,” 1 fo’ mos’ kwo weeks I'se tryin From the quaint pranks and naughty rely changing the yowel! In qis name, to comm eulpkte dat bottle. | sehovtboy's efforts to copy hieroglyph Be pidus as Depew, stants ies. “ The kid that once in anger t vowels would you use and what Of normal babjes’ badness! » | words Would ther usp make? RAGE eo WOMIEN stock market? Wott’ f kon THE PROBLEMS OF CHRISTMAS. "Ideally Beautiful Chin, 1 hroat and Neck Lines, By Nixola Greeley-Smith, ‘ HE plaited skirt FIRISTMAS, thank Heaven, ls e long way off. We have ry ia illustrated is ono C still two to ponder the. pere problem of ‘ FIOW CREASES 4 of the newest and H how we ate to buy presents for forty-five people PRERCSE F AND \ latest that te graceful ‘ when we have only Money enough for two, ‘ cn 1 DOUBLE | and attractive, tothyia + Z |Jength, and which Je ‘ | exoeedingy well Liked, | The model ls made of chiffon broadcloth’ with trimming of silk bands, the plaits being stitched — |flat, but almost all the | materials of the season | dre suMetontly light in welght to be, correct. Venetian sloth and va- rioug other weaves of aleo are » while agali the ohiffon velvets and moire velours and the long Net of oilks are jequally dn vogue. The | trhnming also allows of |much vartation, and | While such bands of silk aa these are fash. lonable, there aro ul- most numberlews band- Inge and, braids that bese be purchased by ~Nine-Gored Plaited SkIrt—Pattern No. 6219, y jthe'yard. Material required for the medium aixe la 12 yards 7, 7 yards 4 or ! | Inches wide when material tas gure or nap; 101-2 yards 27, 6 1-2 yards 44 oF 51-4 yards 0 inches wide when ft has not, with 12 yards of trimming. Pattern 5219. Is out in Sixes for a %, 24, %, 3 and Minch waist measure, ae DP a a i ‘ \ Ned 7 | downward and outward with @ rotary of Home ; 8 | ‘ it Ay , ) movement, that ts, deseribing little Soest ide Aes thy Ry : , 4 ‘ 4 t y olfeles with every mo tact aaa ears ROME Loe Ve Pee flee. Sk: |” BETTY'S BALM FOR LOVERS. Call of send by mail to THY EVENING WORLD MAY MAN« A sn TON FASHION BURBAU, No. &1 West Twenty-third street, ' ' Thene —. Send ten cents in col of stamps for each pattern Pateern $f APORT Ti_Wtite Tour name ang address plainly, and ah fattening of the upper arm and in the cides Wt the back of the neck that as jolly as 1 would ike t he ae tell her age as lcevitwbly as if they She Decetves Him, you piare help ay Out of thie pe Pree. “CANAL womame, wilt powtpons |) AM ® Young’ man to. ay glgiiteenth {itt caroter vending end: aati wilt ‘ngs. Careful mor will postpone | mth | with careful reading and dtu ¥ these fate! creanos, and no woman over! | Year and have been equaled with fielp fo. Amprove meas ithe ‘ out thirty can glect toem, The irl since Al ‘and lately my rense of humor, as Ido mot iM v" a bo used as in ve been fi that T am without any double chin. friends that she ‘is LO) fae. NAL anal Ege ‘Try to read Holm . 1 6 Clean Si "eaat ri 0 Clean Silver, - Do fothing, Pay no attention to idle Preaktont Tale" 8nd Dhaekening (777 bi poe bane, “pale Li ay Sen i read pbk daa in pa m ' eodme 'y tr | To Arouse se.of Humor. |sbty true and tnoly humorous r ) clean them is a simple AM 2, y ears old yer Written, ini ait 0 Q