The evening world. Newspaper, December 8, 1905, Page 23

‘ee ‘ The Even c By Roy L. McCardell, Wwelde Pacts of, the Royal Rough-House at Tearkoe-Selo, in Which the Little White Father Showed the LAttle White rae Again, j (By Our Office Correspondent.) T, POTERSBURG, Yesterd 0 in a positon to give so) nishing details of the tecent royal rough-house a Tsarskoe y e Czar Was only wounded tn his feelings and not in ls right arm, as reported, Neither ds it true phat he was Shot at and missed, and when the horrified 4 Dukes ielied Into the room the smoking revolver «old the tale,” As erroneously reported by. that Frum-sodden ruin who siylea himself the special correspondent of our comtempt- able contemporary, that mendacious mud-machine down (he pareet, Ag might be inferred, the family fuss was all direct cesult of the machinations of the Grand Duke Mike, whose contemptible character, as outlined in these dempatones, 38 20 Well known Wo be further elucidated, An Incoherent rumor 4s the only foundetion of the pistol report, Unole Vind, as mild-mannered @ man & ever coaxed the Cossacks to cut down the communists, I Sreatiyoannoyed that his name should have side ead into ‘the matter, and @pelled Avrotig. 1 Careful inquiry reveals the fact that the whole atory arose because Uncle Wiad twotted.out a wore pistol during an ecrimontous debate with the Czar, Uncle Viat admds this, Hé has had that horse pistol ever since it was @ Colt, but hp assorts that it was the only big &t the comference that wasn't y.—Your correspondent ts What dla occur was eimply a little family quarrel precipiiated by the Grand Duke Borls demanding that a regiment of Cossacks be detailed to mot as chaperones for the grand opera ballet, Bons takes no interest {n the presem revolution tn Russa except @o far @e it hes interfered greatly with the Grand Duca) incomes and prerogatives, Tn hls protest to the Czar, Boris drew a happy comparison between the ) Present pecuniary etringency among the Duca) party and the falling off of new business fn life insurance ¢ince so many rantankerous people “wanted to know, ‘you know,” Borls complained +hat the present situation in Russia wag/intolerable. He Bas mo bothered himself with affairs of State, is interests being of a purely Philagthroplo sort—seelng to It that deservicg chorus girls reesived warm raiment, Inoluding diamond neck-warmers and plenty of nourtshing food, ‘To his protests, the Czar replied: “Why don't you strike? Bverybody else fu Russia tg striking!" ‘ “So I will! reptied Borts, “i'l wrike now!” and 0 mying, he gave the Czar an awful slap on the wrist! ‘The Grand Duke Mike, who had incited ‘is to the deed, by whispering, | “hand bim a short-arm jab, Boris! now suddenly changed front, and seising ‘Borks, exclaimed: “Mow dare you strike the Man Higher Up?" "T didn't atrike tye man higher up,” replied Boris; “I slapped his wrist!’ Uncle Viad now imerposed as a peace-maker, and suggested champagne, ‘cigarettes and no hard. feelings. On this point of compromise the matter waa sevtled and the incident 11 fconsidered closed. The Russian Branoh of the Nattonal Cashet Company announce t the gitrade that the reports of commercial stagnation in Russia are greatly ex- ed. The Chant of Little Johnny. By Albert Payson Terhune. « 1 Fein D. Rocketelter, fr -editied hie Bible glass at « banquet by singme “Avery. ‘T came to pass the Bible Glass wore grouped at tables tong, And Johnny D. (thelr chieftain he) was called on for a song. And lo! in place of words of grace, tn language elroumapect, One hearer thought his pained ears caught well words to this effect: ‘Bach day trom morn to demy eve thy father te at work. Th working every fellowanan no wit anick ‘Though ples of dough around him he’s lost to sight. ‘With honest toll he ehurns out oll to life's labors Nigh. HOT TIMES IN A COL COUNTRY} ROB... MOMPSON,, Mise a DO you suppose the be , i! i ae miereiend mt a an a Tae sit pug fe understood. whi te “tried sap e Pant rushes with ¢ 9 enemy, to this ‘greeting with THE REWARDS OF CONSTANCY, By Nixola Greeley-Smith, Dear Greeey-smith: f AE PACS <> WOMEN hone 47 dearly and of tows am ing the Please advise ine what to or ta D, 5 5 z 2 ; q 4 . OOK= MERCY EVE MY~ 6S MY NOSE /” }$ GONE = won Come \ OFF - THATS FUNNY ~\7 ONLY STRETCHES — ISN'T THAT FUNNY 1 CANT PULL THAT BETTY'S BALM FOR LOVERS. company wkh| If you encouraged three, I love! sir t belleve you love her I foal very me ly, |sorry for you. I think, however, 4 you oan moeke her realize that tt 1 think * 2 Mr ae ret es pba argc tea She Keeps Visiting Him, ‘Dear, Betty: + KEPT married, as The Boy That Eats Too Much; This ls What He Thought He Saw. Ek-R-NO-IT 15NT GONE) ITS ONLY COMIN’ OFF } NL HAVE TO ee i i Epiteo oy Nixota ITH Bleached Hair, its growth; Phi jack, 2 etams; tinc- ture of oux vi oF sed cinghona, ay | with frie of et. tap grams; tineture of | see cantharides, 2 grama; cologne, 180] ‘The quantity of mA my grams; sweet almond ofl, 0 grams, Apply to the roots of the hele with a | medium sise soft mponge once or twice a day, This |yards #1, 6 yarde Jotlon ts eapeolally good for very dry| 6 yants 6 joohes house, | hafr, ne lodine Useless Here, a. ft To Make Hair Glossy. J, BeHore ie Chel ; ore staedurd By Rob Thompson, BEAUTY HINTS. tenes “Resales or “Sage gas | YM rgearet HubbardAyer | cgsatully ir will atimulate M,=Iodine will not affect tho hate) «# tlustrated, E on the face, and you would bet-| Pattern No, 6927 fe ss tor use peroxide ammoria as] out In Bzes for a %, formiin for brill: fonting to make halt glonsy; Cas- }, tor ol 4 fvid drama; vweet al- m i ghyoerin, ing World's tome Magazine, “Wie day Evening, December 8, 1905, AQP TTD Givine Sarah" hersett in scarcely more wonderful than the rush for seats at the ‘of Thursday morning the lime in Forty-#eoond = etreet has been an almoet continuous, @ow-moving pro- cession of ticket-buyers for the Bern. bardt performances, To control, if not to stom the tide, the polloe reserves have been called out, and the box office has been turned into a veritable mint of money, The town seems to have been welzed with a Bernhardt crane, Tho line of tioket-seekers haa been kept un- broken only by main strength, while patience has been altting on a camp stool, or standing on finst one foct and then the other, Whenever any one haa attempied to break through the line, @ blue-coated oMcer has aeizod him and gently but firmly pushed him back, Bven the at- taohes of the theatre have found it dit- floult to reach thelr place of employ~ ment. Mr, Spubert's confdential clerk made ble entrance yesterday by means of @ fire-escape and climbed in Uirough & window of the offices, very rod in the face aud not at all inclined to agree with Mr, Shubert In hts enthuslasm over the prospects for the Bernhardt en- wagement, The proceedings were par- Ucularly enlivened by sundry messenger boys who endeavored to secure better places in the line than those to which they were entitled, Toey were so small and #0 elusive that they gave the po-| Heemen their hands full and caused even more trouble than the tleket specula- tors, Women were partioularly in in the line, and, haps kecause of thelr training jn the regular bargain counter rushes, oF pYvaaps boowuse of vine courtesy of the New York man, they generally succeeded in getting a} position well up in the line, One woman, | who was nearly @t the head of the ling, reached the window de seats for the fist perform: mille,"only to be told that thi tho first performance hed been entirely exhausted by the mail orders whicii| wave been pouring into the Lyric for! ‘the past wo weeks, The young tun in the box office endeavored to explain to the agitated lady that there were stil cholee seats left for the @econd performance of the Dumas play, but his! words were wasted, the lady having| promptly gone into hystertos, 8 Gare FOSTER PLATT, stage Atrector of Nie Man on the Box,"| at the Madison Square Theatre, has developed into a believer in dreams, | but not having the courage of his Idream fg considerably poorer than he might have been had he followed the clair voyant suggestion. It appears that Mr Platt, whose similarity to John D. Rock- oteller ies solely im his digestive ap-| peratus, dined well but mot wisely the other night and dreamed be was in New Orleans, where @ stranger in a light sumaner suit asked him for $2) to place 10 horse to be Orly | Mr, Platt gave up readily enough in hig Cs gs to his debiqt Biking up paper the Mr. Piatt read that Orly IL had Bsa ter ean a Lyric. Bince “the cold, gray dawn) 64 jo'e aint funny lithowmmph of John Drew." Tomitute ettented: a tar Was made known to how he might send a he wont th the terion. . ae inmates jot the Det | formance of Robert “King Lear’ thie west, font tor tne of the " companied the mutes and the footlights «hat would be, ni He chose the words Hk during the ot D ual movons: Urat stand for this phrase. The signe were Inetan’ utes, Ww Bat TN et Mae Arlee ie hot understand the 2 oa use ie ou fouret Maude a vi a Harned. with me: thelr som) antes, were Mir, guests at this performance, ee 8 46 A 5. Yo Sow.” the play written} A by the Rev, John Snyder, a | Congrogational minteter of V8 Boston, and produced by Witam A Brady ond Joseph Re Getemer, will ty ; wg fe the Gamen Thoatre for tour Weeks begining Of r ak, oF Biteuel ha BOY ag abs 6M la Will be “dark.” 80 tliat may be added to 2 poe fone el w the , New York premier ” ey | ar) | Pp ROCEEDS of the matinee perfonme ance on Neb aie Dec, 20, of “The Man on the Box,’ atafie (the Madison Square Theatre, will be turned over to the New York bri of the Dickens Selowship. aa Chrigimas fund, It js the purpose of the Fellowship to, use tile money ia istvlbuing Christmas dinners awong the poor of New York, Mr, Phelps Vermill Mighels if president of the Fellowship, whieh includes in its Hist of members Mer Robert B. Roosevelt, Jeannette Gikler, Carolyn Wells, Fred- erick Taber Cooper, Grace Livingeto Furniss, Alice Figer Harcourt Mrs, Charles Warner Fairbanks, w of the Vice-President of the Unit States. ee ua 8 the caption of another article, A but directly under the picture of Richard Mansfeld and his fame. ily, an out-of-town paper tempta tat with "The Laaiest People in tie World® Well, Mansfield oweg us a laugh, le ORD comes from Vienna that Herr Conried has been honored with the Order of the Iron Crowp, and the title of Ritter or Knight. We knew all along that the manager of the Metropolitan, like Bis- marek, was a man of blood and tron, who\ruled operati¢ stars and the box office with ‘a cod of the sterner mate, rial, but bow that he wears the Trom Crown x me! what perils do environ than that meddiex with old jront CHARLES DARNTON, ary) PUA criticise Mr, Gericke as they may tone) ieseren, loyal to the old and ti ‘ . all ithe, unaffected man is Mr, D'Indy, Born th ‘83, does not be- gin to look his years. He has no poses, but leads unobtrusively, yet with the HE Wmpire coat suits oocasions a | ; iy valle ibyflk g > s ¥ t toriol required with 6-8 yard of gatin for the vest and 9 yards of lace to thn 34% 40 and 4 ined bust measure, D'INDY ACCEPTABLY LEADS + Genioke fs tu of ai contuaing composer's “Sangett came rpenlon t, " ‘he other numbers were that dainty, lel Faure’s y” not followed last night, the and brillant audience at concerts that i { be, for It came late, Empire Coat—Pattern No, 6217. BOSTON SYMPHONY BAND Perhaps it was the example pet by the Pilgrim Fathers of/our own Phil- harmonic that incited Col, Higginson Command of a master, hands emtoctivel a ang. nib whee body mated with wasn neue Longo! oie ine 0e8 an a wi LJ heel, With the expert players who ole awed. the movements of hie baton, ofa! be gould not fall of success, ic! Thor lived up to the! anasto ir High reputations i rat Mr, D" nit * ‘Gu fat, h fjolated Bits thee ate leasing, always Is clever in orchestras 18% Yon and comes to a fine ellmax, burt, ia ow and uninepired. Later, ‘ ourre’\ wae, nea’ anex | of sentimen fascinating mute of Gabri “Pelloas et Melisande,” after Macter- Iinck’s play, and Poul Dukes's odd con~ colt, “The Sorcerer's Apprentice,” after a ballad by Goethe, both of which are = | familiar, Mr. ke's ‘at 816 preciacly” wae | y, to know Intuitively thet it would ~ May Manton’s Daily Fashions, aye enn How to Call or send by mail to TH’ EVENING WORLD MAY MAI Obtain 3 TON FASHION BUREAU, ‘These ie he 5 ? i in oF stamps Fhe ay 4 j