The evening world. Newspaper, December 7, 1905, Page 19

h wen - MRS. NAGG AND MR.— EE HOW TO HELP YOUR HUSBAND—DON'T TRY @ WHI hot le about e joes—what I will say is, that a woman is man! ‘The wifely role Is _ Paiure have conspired trom the ——— Tar Aim St By Roy L. McCardell, ‘A Woinan Ts a Better Friend to a Woman, and Women Never Gossip About Bach Other Like Men Dot ON'Y talk to me about T bave faults, 1 know I have. so mucl money dealing in tiques? mon gabbiing, Mt, Nagg! It je gossips might talk, There are some women who do backbi.e thelr neighbor, I will admit! But, as I sey, if they were) hajf as bad a» men, then ou might talk! Bul you havent said anything, you sty? Ab, Mr, Nags, that’s it! Mhat's just the thing that causes al) the trouble! | If You would only come ow and say what you think, no) matter what it was, {f 1 could only get an outspoken opine, a oh from you, I would weloome critictsm! in are, then you 1 do not pretend to be a H bewutlful woman, but I can say that before [ wes married I etiented a euchre party In Madison street, at fashionable people's—you remember the Clicketts, ‘who made fr it Old man Clickett had) {@he largest junk shop in the Wallabout section, and used to go ‘round winter and Seummer wearing a dirty old }fnen duster, and used }o mortify the Citckett girls y picking up old cigar stumps, and he wag arrested once for buying lead pipe rom schoolboys who had taken It jul of empty houses! some vory Woll, at tho. Qilcketts’ house was a young man that used to write police and ‘\goctety news for one of the Brooklyn papers, and he used to say how often he, not the samo people tn both places—well, ho wrote up the euchre party under ‘Bhe heading of “Pashionable Functions” and goc my name spelled wron, 0 alluded to ma “among others of that bevy of beautiful Brooklyn bell but borrowed a ring front mo and I never could get It back again. 80, I say, iving with you and putting up with whet I have to put up wkh ts enough to drive the bloom fron anybody, and I do not ¢elitm to be a good-loox- ybody she kne @ Woman, ahhovgh everybody who sees me says 1 haven't changed a@ bit, and, was counted as rather feching as a girl, and although, as I say, tf people will “Batter mo, Iycan't help |. and although I lay no clatm to good looks, T have a igure, and I do know how to carry myself, and even With the few cheap littie esses I have I look better than Mrs, ®ryver, for no matter how that woman its on the finery she always’ tooks vulgar and common! | heepskait toadies to her and will follow after her, although Mra, Btryver cuts or dead whenever she feels Nke It, and Susan Terwiliger, who ls always run- ing around carrying tales and making trouble, although I Wil! say for nd then deny it, like Mra, Gradiey better and more sincere friend than | And although Mrs. jer that I bave my friends, apd I appreciate them, and I know they appreciate me. "wu whet friends have you? Whore are all the friends you had when we were Wrst married? You haven't one of them to-day! Lobk at that George Belichambers, the fellow I orlered out of the house the Crst time he alle and tried to get you no go to a polltical meetin with him! And your bosom friend, Jack Kinneywig, much he cares for you since he oved away to California and came tnto # lot of mon Do yor @¥er hdar from him? He's been dead ten ¥ ! 7 How do you know? Wou only read tt in the papers, and one can't believe what one sees In the pa- ! Hie body wos shipped east for burial? How do you know it was his body? ‘ou ean's trust men these days! } Bo what I sny is that women may have their faults, but they never talk Fmtenat each other, and they étick by each other, On) don't deny it by string there so silent, Mr, Nagg! You know tt’s true! Mou men are all alike! Luncheon Talks with the Boss. By Mark Madigan, ON’T epend your time standing around ‘knocking’ your com- petitors. "The man who gives over mom: of his time to knocking doesn't have much left for pushing himself along. at “The person ng case you not only make hurt the weak. "The head of your department wi!) soon learn to typify you as a backbiter if you make @ practice of the fault of | is,’ and he will grow suspiclous of you, because be ts sure to argue with if that a man who makes @ business of knocking other folks will not stop hom = your only suffer by ft If they are weak and uninfluentéal, in which, m exhibition of your own weak- hess, but also exhibit a spirit of cow ‘knock’ Je Alreated in he finds an exouse for giving ft to the head of the department. ‘Knocking’ {8 done solentifcally by some men, to point out continuously the faults and in it, but they ere doing ¢ vents of the establishment, and the places a: he oritfelaing habit grows in those who ha' ve seldom develops Into anything else. Hi nd by an unusual gift they ‘nesses Of others without | ing to be consofous they are doing It and without any suggestion of vicious- ‘Sometimes that kind of men achtove prominent positions In the executive de. ones, a8 a rule, © criticlser doesn’t produce anything, His existencé depends on the pro- ess of other individuals, and he ty one of the pleces of machinery that aslest spared, although be ls hard to unfasten from his place because he ‘8 sharpened fangs deep in the #ubstance around him, “As a cule, he ghter, He just holds on tight and doesn't say anything till the trouble cut Just sticks as tight as he can, By Nixvla Greeley-Smith, : Matra, mbition which o'erleaps Itself, There 16, mes from ot in one's ® Worst estate, The woman Airs or shape hough certainly “The f jet on an all-star. ve destroy th But happiness ts ho tries to meddle complained to me that while she did everything pos-'- eible fo anake her husband's hoi jougnt she succeeded, she would like. to /take a larger ‘urt In big life and be of some practionl usé to him in bia T= other day I got a letter from a young wite who! @ happy one, and It scoms to me that this young woman and many Kke sor ara fn danger of falling victims to the vaulting! Any woman who makes her husband thoroughly happy i hie home may consider ‘herself @ wonder. of course, @ negative sort of contenfinent that ifring on nat mine” an. th. ote ing shirt thet belongs to matrimeiy at Cy sd matter. ther husband's af- ’ is career with fingers that Were made to| ji Bark time on w pie crust erry inevitably. Tt needed no woighty diatribe from Mes. Humphry Werd to teagh that lee Morriege of William Ashe,” in which Grace George ts a charming ploture of the harming, hindering, would-be “helpful” wite, \ pe Ungering doubt any woman with the notion of belng too oapa~ may have. JIt dg diwaye possible to he a charming wite withouk being @ oontroliio Pudlio Influence, but tt tp quite dmpossible to be both, wily @ eubordinate one, Man's nature and woman's beginning to make It #0, ‘The moment @ | Roman reeks bo ding st under the calclum aod maky her usband a nine i Taina ear itegrity of the past, erred Home Magesine, Thursday Evening, PARA’S GIRL. @ @ ® ® ByF.G, Long. She Overtraina, and Wrecke More than Her Conatitution, sara ea FIRST; RAISE YOuR COME ON, $15, HERES ARMS ABOVE : YOUR HEAD=AND A'SCHEME TO MAKE You SUPPLE, STRONG THEN BRING AND GRACEFUL, THEM DOWN Tm Going To TRY Y, THIS LL BE THE BXERGISER You READ THE DIRECTIONS, “Warfeld applied for a job | ore while he was home on 4 He was walking down the Y talking about the old "Privo ds he was bissed off the appearance, Wartela bee 4 what bis chances for aa ngaget In & cheap place would be tit Just for a lark Levy [ out at Fischer's, Warfeld They came up here and Lavy duced him to one of the m Ho bad never seon Warfield, and he easily, , “What kind ofa turn? says “They went down into the i and Warfield atood on the bare stage and gave fifteen minutes of Hebee monologue as only he ean give ft. ‘Phe manager thought jt was pretty ls “ ‘How much salary?’ y “How much will you pay? Warfeld. “‘How much will you tale? “ Nothing ‘leas than thirty a Pr give you eight weeks at “Done, says Warfield, and they came, up hei Be Mh) frecped, Levy manager: ‘Ain't Mg Sec agen h cents and asked what they ware ta, have m ave va Warned, palit le as bi ae a tun ot ‘4 eyes kind save to ee DAVID Wa 00'S star,’ ‘ sald ‘on yen ft hnew to Rate . . . ae thee = ‘if ’ staee Win Cabeneat ane fi. age who doesn't want to be eee RO DITRICHSTEIN, who lives in an old colonial mansion near Stamfort, Conn, recently gath- @red into his employ as man-of-all-work & stolid, tofturn rustle of Germanic antecedents. One of this servitor’s dally matutinal dities {s to drive Mr. Ditrichstetn to the rajlroad station, whence he is borne away to New York to direct the reheansais of his latest farce, “Before and After,” which wit) be seen at the Manhattan Theatre on Tuesday night, Sunday afternoon Frits Williams, Thomas A, Wise, Katherine Lawrence Kenyon Bishop and George C, Boniface it, members of the “Before and After’ company, warehoused themselves’ in Mr, Williams's motor car and ohug- chugged down to cal! upon MY. Ditrich- Stein, Swmewhers in the Vicinty of Btamford they lost thelr way and drew Up at the roadside to seek informaiton of a stolid, taclturn countryman, the same being the playwright’s falthful retainer, “Yah, I know Mr, Ditrichstetn,”’ he said, in response to Inquirles. “You go Up the road about half a mile, and then you turn to the left till you come to « voite house, then you go down about & quarter of a mile, and then, If you don't find the place, ask somedmdies Y | 1, Your TEMPER, | ~ » ¥ DEAR, SHE WAS ONLY IMPROVING ‘ho t# this Mr, Ditriohstetn, any- way?” esked Mr, Wise. “He's mine ‘boss,’ returned the child of nature, “Yea, 1 know; but fan't he @ theatri- onl man?” “Love Makes the World Go Round.” << 80 spoke Miss Almes Angeles, tripping > down from ter dressing room at the | Majestic, followed by her mala deartig an armload of garments for the changes Mins Angeles was noon make — garments — Scotch, er ( Ttallan, garments Indian, germente | nautical, in which she @ives cha . latlo dances with Bam Chip, the tive comedian of “Wonderland,” “Truly,” she went on, in reply to am” incredulous smile, ‘I just want wie) i on dancing and betng happy. Oh, . T'm always happy! Born that way,’ Suppone, Yox, Twas born to the stad, My father was Aleryander Zhmfretta, te clown i the Hanlon) “4 ‘Fantasma.’ Most people couldn't pide } nounce the name, and when they took to callig ‘me “Little Clamfritters’ 1 ut up, & childish rebellion, Thon ft was td look for @ name. I wantell to ” be called Mecca. Ik was a name that sounded good, end I'd heard Motin of to the as hot the pllgrima Journey! lace of prayer, But my father and we compromised on v jos. No, it wasn't on account’ 0} "But certainly, being in his employ, you should bo Bole Bend Ditriohstein dons,” pure 9 DP: "Oh, maybe yes,” he smiled. "Mr, Ditrichateln Is ‘& rehoarsaler!" Kc BHLLAW has had « varied cee oe career both on and off the stage, His account of his adventures in Anstrajia (a partioularly interesting. He had gone out to Melbourne with a letter of introduction to Gavan Duffy, who offered him a@ post as census col- lector, ‘] “Tht didn't comé to auch,” said Mr. Bellow, “but at that time in Melbourne there wan being exhibited @ whow which represented the Franco-Prussian war, Tt was a sort of panorama, and 'Dr, W. HL. Ruagell, the famous war correspond- ent, had wrttten « lecture for It. George Coppin came to me and asked me if 1 would give the lecture, which I gtadiy consented to do, Nhe whow took place in the local Madame Tussaud's, I dh this for seven weeks, after which I ap- pied for a post at the Melbourne Theatre, without succem ] h { > tke ‘uha' “Then came @ great gold rush, and 1|@nything angelic in me, but ie ee By went up country, Here I had qreat| 2 ad aM me ee airy | acl, made quite @ Mttle fortune.) Doesn't it strike you there's & story iN But ft dk not last long, and again I| fn thisone? | CHARLES DARNTON, 4 Mr, tt wasn't, He-—When I'm tn love I put my whole Willle—Say, three heart) tn tt. Botty, talk anything can't you tt, bebe one wason my beam-enda, doing everything that men do in Australia when juck Cholly--I'd marry her, Pa tei for the fact that she's p-tiove canis fool of any mon. She—How many times you in q divorced. you're courtin’ sister in the parlor? i j f ba She—And often put your foot im it, last nj a '¢ | Deen In lovel has torned against them—sometimes 4 os ity By fate She must bave lots (3s ae listening Ia a ght and I couldn't otal 44;'b 4 fg Christmas Trees. atarion, ‘& sundowner, begging my| } 13. Cora M, W. Greenleaf, way from etation to atation, bushing, looting efter sheep, a hewer of wood and a drawer of water, “One dey luck came, I painted a big ‘white lion for @ publio House sign and ‘VE heard tell of how the posts Then ensued ‘The offepring of the acorn ; got #0 for it an spidemie a i 7% a ot me ie bg ie 9. whe I lived are source Me ater ay gl a on the fa land. ver oan eon . THE JAP BABY’S AMUSEMENTS AND DAILY LIFE, teat et hy bpgeblene da a mby burl dead but read the ser- HEP Md ela dory ® _ Wate Is att ruoning. Alcor’ thie Blocm end faci atu ist went south to olviliation, I met a| $19 the jolly little, sturdy hewsoner Ca fo) firet day bree in Blooming Christmas tree, eevee ame @ reporter On| }wote forests hay’ no power rked on newspa) ll f Tett Anatralin, +4 wag told te toe} To banish care and gloom, Por a Vardney Heralds 1 viewed it ancl ¢ 404, make ein the pasting Rowe y } 4 . fay trom ite humorous elds, with the $ Take © Chifetmas tree tn “tloom.'t " at I was always aesigned to ‘ : : May Manton's Daily Fashions, ~ , ¥ O heat-covering u) N fa prettier . for th the ttle chil- > i dwon than just such " rn caps and hood as these, They oan be made from a number of materials, are sim- plictty itmelf, yet give an exceedingly smart qm chic touch to the toflet whfle they mean absolute Comfort to the email wearers. Both caps are in Rua- thon style, ‘The plain one, as illustrated, combines white broad- cloth with Astrakhan) doth and is trimmed with braid and pom- pom, while the full one ts whown with band of plush, crown oortion of cloth, Many other materials, however, might be suggested, the fur plushes belng particularly well ilked for the bande and in many instamees for the f 4 entive cap with the \ plaie crows. The little Child's Caps and Hood—Pattern No. 6218, hood 49 one of the most becoming for small girls and appropriately can be i of elther velvet or cloth, with trimmings of fur, #wansdown or some banding. Ilustrased, however, the material is broadcloth with eng beaver tur, 7 ‘Te quantity of material required for the plain cap tv 14 yard of beomdofothi with 1-8 yard of Astrakhan gloth; for tho full cap 8 yard of broadcloth with 1-8, © yard of plush, and for the hood 3-8 yard of broadoleth with 11-8 yards of fur, Pattern No, S216 is cut In sizes for children of ont, two 8nd four Year age, DA o ri evento WORLD MAT wo , 5 at . = IO¥s (MUS i Nor Leek.” wp and isten to them chirping “‘mi-mt- mi" @ll dav long, ‘Young Japan conses to be Interesting when he dons a flat cap, Buropean shoes, and blue spectacles, but in baby- hood is ircesistibie; and one's heart geet oft to these dear fittle shaven- pater pickaninnies, plackt and plump, looking\ out on life trom the folds of ‘ thelr mother's kimono, with tiny twin- ‘thone yooiferous grasshoppers tn smal}| Kilng almond eyes and funny Uttle snub bamboo cages, content to hang then nowes, HINTS FOR THE HOME. Call's Liver anid Celery, yal Sat grits te OOK 4 cuptul and a haf of chopped oni rapt 4 colery in wator unt tender. Drain] Baked Mashed Potatoes. thoroughty and add to helt & CUP! PREPARE ‘some mashed potatoes, ot arte he atte mixed bya Sind femme mashed sweet potatoss) ora & cup of cream Keeping them both hot, Alternate fo tat, stir over the AF6 |i yore of ench In a baking dish, put- i at at hiss 1 Lod bin ting the sweet potato on top, Form a BD over the top with the tip of a 0 pour ava utter over, and “poled _ potatoes wit 1 cylinders, and Sweet Potatoes. » Put 7 | PUT raw awest poratoes into lengtn~ them one by ‘Thay must ey How to Obtain ees