The evening world. Newspaper, December 7, 1905, Page 18

4 The Evening Worlia's Mome Magazine, Thursday Evening, December 7, 1905. ; ——_— noe i I eta I nilio Ed fe | 5 | T° i wnt . | ’ | The Night Before Christ NEW YORK THRO' FUNNY GLASSES | > c * - x | le Aight before Christmas, | + | By I. 8. Cobb. By J. Campbell Cory | y Cobb pallies by the Frees Publishing Company, No, 68 to 63 Park Row, New Yor’, — mune g NE of those little men who take thelr Nquid nourishment out of a mea Botered at (he Post-Omlco at New York as Seoond-Class Mail Matter 7 O cine dropper and regard a pineh of canary bind seed as a square meal 3 sabes anes . ~ gu. aboard the popular morning train on an ‘'L’ road t cee NO, 16,178, Ho had an exeWable Adatn's apple, welghed 9% pounde in the hoaf and, by ATS A po ~ = h & his suspender up hi ould Use Lis hip-pockets for ear-muffs, Being , = a bookkeeper, who never played anything rougher than progressive carroms, Save Old Ironsides. tui eproed ‘ha ‘per Bs ths tpetag ‘ce fk. hore BS ad Med . Aatha Seeratery of opinions on foothall as expressed by experts in vartous lines of endenvod For a Bonaparte the Secretary whlch lave been appearing lately in all the bright and newsy dallies of thie +: Ale is sinmularly Jacking ir bustling county seat the Navy is singularly lacking m Phere Was an vathorized statement by Senor Tamale y Maduro, the famous sentiment. Hi {luted blood is bull-fighter of Spain, which had been cabled from Madrid and in which the ‘ a ites Senor expressed the sentiment that América rollege fociball wns too brutal thinner than t je tha ad degmding to be permitted among a clvillzed nation, He denied warmly sad 4 h the veins of Na- that there were points of resemblunce between bull-fighting ana football, Bulle urged through eve fighting: he regarded as an exhilarating exhibition, having a mural value. poleon Another cable despatch amnbodial an interview which a special correspondent wie , had obtained at 1 on with Matsy Swithers, known on both sides of the Ag Otherwise he could hardly } Iantc s@ @ breeder of bull terriers and promcier of rat-killing contests, Mr, ‘inte astion that Old Swither# was powerful In his denunciation ef football, How much more ele- nade the chilly suggestion that Oi vat ¢ sald, Was a well-condilcted ral-killing contest, where, free from all Jronsides be ed into a target t a lovers of true spert could enjoy a scientife display of akill. He ane be destroyed in modern shell |Qtc i ed ft series of kuch contests for the holidays. tice, It is some sixty years since a [NONE OF IT. ; lire A roposition to break up the flagship ! m Je rok pune . Z ST aa if Hull and Charles Stewart sent a, Vt YD {spore thrill of patriotic indignation over the land and inspired Dr, Oliver Wen ao (aaa dell Holmes to write his finest poem, The ship was saved then, as will be saved now. ; The tin ships are all well enough in thelr way, but the country should never lose a reminder of the tall spars and snowy sails beneath which ed master seamen of the world made this country a nation first in war and | first'in peace, and first forever in the free hearts of mankind—such a land | . . ' ane draamed’! Mwith the as Aldrich as sung, of which “men in dungeons dreamed” and “with the vision brightening in their eyes, went smiling to the fagot and the sword. ms aa ne A reporter had attended a seance in Brooklyn, where the medium called up As an ex-convict, James O'Brien was not entitled to vote. He aid vote tw! : the it of Acta, the Hun, who transmitted a message warning modem Yesterday he was sent to prison three years, He refused to tell who hired ion of the ditetul effects: of football ereonally, Attla preferred wap, him to break the law. Who is the worse erlmina!—O'Brien or the boss for whom He seemed much worked up "Beef MeBIff, * record for b killing and slaug tile, had also been the Chicago he sacrificed the tenth part of an average human life? st ¢ Acoor to a telegram, he asa Hiller et - —e t 1 4 op! nm it would be b Y e larger colleges to devote : | the Ww Fp r hall to chatrs in expert and dressing of 4 f J hanism | t n was Prof, J. Henry ¢ D, D, the n Dividends an De ective Mec . et f Gloomy Vale, WoVa While he had never witnessed a game of On Tuesday the Elevated and Subway lines in Manhattan carried ‘ football, he felt no hesitaney tn denouncing {t ag brutallzing and munterous a x t ¢ ° ‘s in the extreme It would never be played, he declared, at the institution of f Philadelphi ; | ,000 passengers, more than the entire population of Philadelphia. ia? ot AD Seg . ‘ ; ‘ lea aver which he has tie honor to pre Dr. Geeswiteh was President, 4,380 P ' is 1 tha Reactiva Rant f ee a = j en yf the m stated, of the Gloomy Vale Theologion! College He declined to ‘The Metropolitan roads carried about 1,700,000, and the Brooklyn Rapid Winans f ; PR A ae discuss the chse of the student of his college who was recently hit ght | mer ee \AVAS f ; train while tled to f railroad track during a secret order initiation, aaying the \ Transit lines between 1,260,000 and 1,400,000, — ; 4 remains had all been collected and the Incident was therefore ctosed Thus the three great traction companies handled more than 4,200,000 Atte 1 this the bookkeeper’s Adam's apple was pouncing up and ; : down wo hard that It threate to beat his brains out. ‘Then and there he persons. took a sclemn oath never to play football or to permit his wo children, aged respectively’ three and five years, to do a9 THE FUNNY PART All the Uttle fellows with &-Inch chests are coming out agains: ¢ ++ To transport this vast human cargo in safety involved a supreme responsibility. How was it met? On the Williamsburg Bridge a trolley car, running “wild,” smashed fnto another car, injuring passengers and tying up traffic By whose | neglect were the brakes “out of order?” On the Brooklyn Bridge an imperfect draw-bar in a shuttle train “ eauised the worst blockade in five years. It put many lives in peril, The surging of the crowd bent the steel guard rail, By whose oversight was the draw-bar faulty? Here again “defective mechanism” has been to blame. But who is to blame for defective mechanism? Not the motorman who sticks to his post in face of certain injury. The record of employees is clear by co parison with that of a management which hazards the passengers’ safety to squeeze out larger dividends through criminal “economies of opera- tion.” THUMB NAIL SKETCHES, \JECT—Charlea F. Murphy. Favorite Sport—Gettin Favorite Task—Not telling how. Fayorite Book—"'Cram on Etiquette.”* Mavorite Author—The Only William, Travorite Artist—Captain Kidd, Favorite Frult--The sliced watermelon, Favorite P’ The plum tree. Favorite Vehicle—The pay train. Fav Musical Instrument—The tin horn. Character in History—Rosa Tweed. Depew has resigned as an Equitable director. Pour excellent new directors | ‘were yesterday chosen, Things are in good shape in the Society now—except | that it is owned and controlled by the most dangerous political and financlat | By Oliver Wendell Holmes, | & OLD IRONSIDES. @chemer in New York, An important exception cmemamaened —— ——_—————— —- + -——— — — moetionen _ : ministitnasdicommindidbons , ‘ written In reply to. former suagention th tente “Ce Letters from the People ~ Answers to Questions Regs a 2 Rae ee oe We Are All Immigrants Together p ve WN ! fk, tear her tattered ensign down a to the mast her holy flag, sicanw Tuas Algniedl mar Gacka % hah inisterta: Clever Saas Bay tot young man, N R ny) Out of love, f ell pressed, ‘The same thing happens In the evening Long has tt waved on high; et every threadbare sail, 0 A learned gathering began discussing yesterday the restriction of | EuRUNSY 8: ae ae | to pour aaron \ t feeed, ALG wel ane : REEL ERLia Cave \nd many an eye has danced to] And eive her to the god of storms, forall TRIbtd a aid ‘ f tations of ther and ter dark aye, se ‘The Nehtning and the wale! immigration. A i : wien it w w | mother ow t at « Pink for Girl, Blue for Boy. | at Ranner tn: the! Wey, ————t ’ A good idea is restriction, Exclusion would be a bad idea, Europe wet m t , \ the To the ]utor of The Bventig World ST eed ee ae NTs abeat r " 1 up there I all, be true t Let 4g Pusu id 4 burst the eannon's roar i litely seeks to unload on us her paupers and criminals, We should {* A hag toe : Ml dete thE auegy re RU eS WEIROE OF FRG OAARN ff ate dy daciinn’tk Lo ' NOUN [eal "C me pits e pur on aay JL se gbipid’ | Shall «ween the clouds no more! | Lays of the Days. politely decline them. ; " ) 7 . Suffering Harlemites. ph ¥| Her dock, once red with 1 Y blood, | — What we want and have generally got—thanks to the f of Eu. ty a ‘lto a ’ t © BI ft World aR AIGUS Wiere knelt th wiished fos, | rope’s rulers—are the best of their subj Every act of brainless ops y SMITH 1 ieahleoh st ; / wei STE HPREL SNA p: When ‘windy were hurevine oot theif ams pression abroad, from the revocation of the Edict of Nantes to Sis T read w t MoCarde =| And waves were white below, Thursday, Dec, 7, bas beiray TS A Plea to airy toy. world I have s tr red and } att - Mary Comeg How abouts Lrnad zar’s betrayal of Finland sent us als of fine peor are . : Mf at One Hundred and Thire stroet? The outh brokers, who, I r kn oe Ghee And hustle some more, a shall feat t tor's tread E must put forth an effort W the conquered knoe of kings is the enduring foundation of our greatness “Some dave aK published a tetter| you, do \ si al treet to walt for a Ninth ave: /Leve, | 9 toy sof the land shall pluck ian ‘ fn = twit written by a § man fron vs Loa r Sixt ay train ave | in giurdiig them | The eagle of the sea! A And pipe up a bold roundelay, amilton, Gallatin, John Paul J were immigrants, Who knows try asking whetie Another Love Reet mes along, ten an expres, ant wo Dv from annoying them. |o. ” |] We don't want to sing as day closes what round-eved Jad at Ellis Island this week will be the statesman or ine *'** ° pare s To the of The Evening World poor creatures Sometimes have to walt } ny by at Benver street | , ene L pa aiees wk 7 a A ' ness Interesta, consent t «| Her tow love recipe for readers: |in the cold for the foursh traly whieh . ; i pags : pol iat to-morrow is Friday, ventor or soldier of mid-century? ° reek tat malo ; ro anan f eT 4 . ‘ving poliveren kept on | Hor thunders shook the mighty deen, : a Ss business i e, one ourlis a Ninth avenue, It is oucageous, duty. there AS And there ehould be her grave And no fish ——————_—_—_— ib. C R x WONDERFVLLY SPIRITED AND INTERESTING. A LIVING ROMANCE OF WILD NATIVES AND WIDE DISTANCES . oe A Tale of the Arizona Desert <<». 9 By Roger Pocock “ay COopyriate, 1008, vy Little, Brown & Co) the bIM, with a whiff of powde e ! eanie 2 alee not golng to get much solace by clatm- hill, In fact, v ” CHAPTER I. Visas, ti |ine to bea warrior and putting up white Back tn Toran 1M seen wie © t ; Wisk teak at figs, ‘The game was bear-traps, and | ep with the cold, but this man was Apaches! the : thowe Apaches had got to play bear. | yy eUsn to freee a dotler, traps now, whether they ked ft or not. | drawled, "to tnontk JOUR friends,” he ACK in Oid Texas, ‘twixt su “to oo) + B ani sleep time, the boys ‘Phere were only two white folks left In | f, Come down? 3'4 Itke to the wagons, and one on the hill, #0 4 " Would sit egemnd the fire ond on word,” sar, + BOP Ris thay Getta) about hens or td a what use had we for a doen prisoners dhd® Texas.” HoT, My Ba arene BPOuE UBS. Geen ; | who would lie low till we gave them a| mean to may sorry don't—ame Be) eran ter Ral coeeicd hee | oreet it chance, then murder vs prompt ‘The| ‘‘Injune can shoot” pant 7 om ; Be ress 10 thal worried ‘beotune | man who reared up with the pence flag | 4x2" hit." , + “but they ver seen what the world was ilk got a shot from the wagons which gave of my men are dead J devon the fur edge of tie grass. Lite | At Ue tout of Uh |him peace eternal. Ra I defor to. yourcens k Stee 7 fgek le a cOHId' get to tty idee ; y | Then I chosed down with my rifle, =n” J thought they coukt—e f ae to eel and woe fort ‘ c taking the Indians by turns as they hen T began to reckon I'd | After that I would be able to tell lies ew 1 tried to bolt, while the quiet gun In the pesercoup to think, SHane. 2 f @bout it when I got back gain : ; syeae J wagon camp arrested fugitives and the| "Well," said tS be clyll, "T eat y /Suple of canvas-covera seary marksman splashed lead at the |IM best introduce myself ‘to yee ate to the cow-camps, Wien 1 enough to grow a little small fu ty upper Ip I iosded my pack 4 eadMed my horse, omd bli the trail, | 2 tea Hi moat generous. Out of sixteen | MY,name's Davies,’ Apaches two and whe boy got away in- nigh Hart Balshannon,” eld he, | "And tact, three damaged, and the rest were the Honorable Jim du \ | butting along da day towant a wathered to thelr fathers, beaad ec fiteees the skid a | th ot, pecting every time wo ¢ When It was all over We sald T ow, pla tad ada mm ‘ a solemn, inning my. pay alent qunuamal | proud to know a warrior with aven Climbed a rige of hills to ses the head to. mak ¥, baw slow over ty |hean big names, The man. laugts of the yellow grass and the w wi then collected. my twee od, my wealth] Vall, Mister Balshannon.* anyn 'f its: Opes : when | looked vim Around to the caaap Pe Ge thd rolel “your horaes tg remnants, and the neat Pacific Ovean shining beyond, with big Nt Fell sine. "here L ranged up| fore wheel of that wagon is aprone t ghips riding herd i ywboys around | hothing but me eee Gt (a wy henge mae bust, ‘ d Sieh Apaches has’ chi the slope Atfer I i ‘1 C your Whiel iy the grazing whales " sd rock he vaart Henping out from the wagons, He car- Ing sal. 40 T'sechonocee Gut bleeds One morning mewhera near the re n wed hig rifle, and led a yearling gon by! "You have an eve for detail,’ he fan Indians bide, the the paw, save, Tyughing: “but If vou will excuse @dge of Arizona, 1 not horse ‘The man waa clean-bullt and of] ime now. I'm rather busy,” good stock for certain, but his clothes| He looked Into my eves cool. and rel, Close by wa throw his wars to ae sound away & tho silence to the It seemed | Pinted for war, and ’ t ‘ rd Paar " wll Pratap : 1 Indian, were in the lo-and-be itylo~a pand}amiling. asking for no help, rea ” ® be tho voile of a rite, and maybe ng dead, Bo I vounted k . Piet) i N ird wn flop on of glase on the ©, stand-up col-| rely on himself if T wanted t(” go, @ome hunter was missing a de * the u , x 4 ’ Won my first lar, epotty necktle, bolled shirt, riding-| A lump came Into mv throat, for { mre 4) F 4 x "i were t. The t 4 smelt his breeches with puffed sleeves most amag-|loved that man from th heringing, stance, #9 | pointed itn t i \y A if A : ; mn nh Ing. And tive logs of his boots stift tke] Mr, Ralshannon,” rave 1, "mt tly quire, After a mite so 1 heard to r ne Pikes na 1 x a stamp * 1 prem ; ious, § basa oh ey oipes, Cert near. lon fia oe pe 6 La ai to pmeteh for / ine geaih. an 4 lef Ile out of 7 5 The Apacres, belng left afoot, could i ivloody a lel up ow al Indians, wi you dress that i pePaispenking natn, es W a bow and t k menow, if they ted tourntquet bandage, Aw to his boy Jim,| I'm of," Lins x rifes milked whenever they saw som Pwered, sputtering ™m thn: was just the quaintest thing In the | He turned his back on me and walked | wa het sounded mient rs wt he ine Wan alow ana [4 brid tH owe a Ralta INL huvared user cel Takk PAREE CHE Ae RAER TOA bored OEM be ASN bela iT. ‘ ; Sacluded 1.01 t pullbunlicoul: iis Tees ‘ ns while T hovered above their stock range. He was knee-high to al “I’ ack,” sald 1. busy w: \» “all ony ded Fone oY \ ner a i h * ed Ind ay sf retrent considera | dawg, but trated ie wun liken mane| ite My packhorse “Ti te book poll my tall mice for foreign er Was wetting ut «bunch of 4 ‘sdGaavOe thale and looked as wide-awake ag a@ little] called after him, “when T fi . 7 T wem on alow aching al For a 1 rekened sizing up t f the Ap sent t oH fox, I wondered If I could tame him| At that he swung sudden and j PAM. Again ® rife shot rang out| whole proposition, Wille the Apaches | could surround ¢ ney fa They w for a pet, UD aginst me. 'or—t} ie he } Just beyond thetill, and ¢wo shota| down below attacked tie wagons Sa ee eer ee BRC ed at me, and @ome di . {lifted him clean off his feet, It was) Surrender? This Indian play was], How d'ye dat® equenked the pup, as | An My Say, Pew, 2a im ; aint : ve agone thelr “gatier in my scalp, I did not want | wp uhey know they were going to have|getting very awkward for those poor| robbery and murder, and not the honest wn froc the Bi, | OM a ren I male-loading guns, At the sentry up here on the hill had ¢ tgot- them to take #0 much tro war, The man who hill had forge m ‘0 take #0 much trouble with me. | disagrecablg times, et * pone barbarians, them Lotsted o| game bappena, fame the wind blew fen from ten to keep a lookout, being too much Of course, my firat move wan to un an an howl Mann a thot trom Ries we an Ne Prag pal of yeas pene Intn ble awn han: te Eaies | tor eet ile eg some wee,