The evening world. Newspaper, November 13, 1905, Page 11

KINGS IN EXILE By Roy L, McCardell, Boenc—A ftfully burning pyre of old railroad tics near Watertank, W, Vay on the B, and. 0. Time—9 P, M. and a chilly night. Sometime hence, maybe 5 CARREN (elisa “Olly Pat")—I won't bum no more with that guy, what's his name? Lodge? Dat's what, I won't do it! Murphy (tas “Gas-Plouve Charley”)—What's yous al- jaye @heowin' de reg fer? Cu h out! MoCarren~I can't stand a guy wid wiiikers, an’ he talke Tike a dictionary, an’ he wants a bawth everyr day, an’ he ain't no gentleman, that's what) Mourphy—Woetvber expec’? He never dined at Del- montoo’s. Gee, when I bad me hones graft an’ eat me pena wit’ a fork! Say, I wouldn't a known him, not fer a minuie, Gorman (allas “Maryland Chicken")—What's the use Kdoking? Ever since Roosevelt ate with Booker Wash- ington, the country gtarted going to the doga, I don't came who I go with now. What do you my, Cox? Cox (allas “Cincinnati Kid")—Oh, I'm glad to be alive, All I got to aay ts that ft wasn't politics put me on the bum, I had ducked that—but T would go into the theatri. ead business, and now look wt me, Hoboing with @ gas house tarrier and that Mtenuated outcast of the B, R. T.! McCarren (nervously fidgeting with @ rasor)—T can hear myself saying "Good mornin’, Judge," Penrose (allas “Pennsylvania Red’)—Ab, cut tt out! When you ducks was dirtying. your hands with honest graft contracts, I bad the Gtate ‘Treasury of Pnosylvania my y provident fund, / Murph y—W ings ts bad, but, thank heaven, we ain't in Philadelphia! “Durban (glias “Grab-All Izzy")—I won't stand for you knocking Philly, you) Dig erp! And yet. after all I did for that town, and what did It do for me? MeNichol (sling “Philadelphia Kid’) (gloomily)—Wanted to give us @ mwon- necktie party. " | Durham (refloctively)~Think of the Philadelphia Reform party hiring thugs) | end terroriting honest men of the organization thar fad voted for years on some. of the proudest names in colontal history, MeNicho) (loftily)--¥Yes, you fresh New Yorkers may have sneered at us Phila- Colphians for being asl ut our motte with a voter was ‘ T way die.” Murphy (eadly)—Woe are all dead ones now, When they sta: calling me C. Erphets, that was the Indian sign for me! Cassidy (alias Greenpoint Joe)—When I think of how I run politics, the Uquor Dus'neas, had all the contracts, refereed all the dog fights, had my Interest in every brace game in Long Island City, when I— MeCarren—Was dumped, Cassidy, dumped, Cassidy=80 was you. | Murphy~What would J. Sergeant muy to see me now? Cox—If J hadn't gone into the theatrical biz! Lodge Gillay “Historian Hen')—Gentlemen, wo have many historical Incl-| Gents andlogous to this, when civic benefactors were oxiled and execrated by an bnthinking, ungenerous, ungratetul— Odell, (running up, panting)—Cheese It, pais! The cops! | | _(Wayfaters scatter in panto tn all directions, followed by pursuing polipe, A whill autumn rain patters down,on the dying fire.) Not Superstitious, HAVE A LAUGH | | With the Funny Men. | | {|| Phitadelphia Prese Man: “Don't be 'larmed "bout ma, m' dear,” fj sa!d Lusohman; "doctor says I'm Ja the | Dink o' condition,” “Nonsense!” retorted his wite, “that doctor should have looked at your | tongue, not your nove,’* oe 6 “Oh,” sald Mr, Bappy, who was proud of himself and his family, “I've got a younger brother who knows more than Goat anges” mo | Dallas News Man: A girl with a silvery tongue Made @ rep, with the songs that she songue, But algs and alack! Her votre tt did crack, Pecauh ehe bad «trained her deft | | with’ gHlod ihe Indy was at } a wi When her fribnas H would fain oo “They woud ask her to Ali wi er But the eet re Only muri $ ue. a YE FAR—Wooder {F dy} too! bird thinks LY'm scared of dat sign | By Nixola Greeley-Smith. " OT @ day passes but brings to this department an: outcry from some wife, mote or less justifiably sorry: that she {s one, asking me to tell her what t do bout Jt On those, who write me that thelr souls are Starved of Januguishing 1 waste litle sympathy, ti But when a working woman tells mo that, ‘ber’ husband makes enough money to give her and her ohildren @ nice home, #he is compelled to act a9 a janitress to givo| them a roof to cover them, (hat he swears at her and breaks the furniture if she will mot give tim the gum she earns herself to spend in drink, AT anal by Uh * . 1T8 A BIG MAI ts Homa ok O'BRIEN" sali nd 4) AR (The Horse Ghow, which begins to-day, marke the opening of the ‘“‘seagon" and indicates ite ¢ashtona.—News Item.) HE Horse Chow's in blossom at 6 i last, Starting the Beason again; For nobody knows what aasortment of olo'es Fickle Fashion will dictate till then, It may be red blankets and beads, Or feathers and nose-tings and paint, But no one can know till she's been to the Bhow Just what is Good Form and what ain't, A bold aeronaut said, “Wh: Complain because rents are if there's a dearth e Can 30 high? Clothes! Clothes!! CLOTHES!!! 1 Costumes galore and to spare! i | . onal 4 | "Never Soll beak |or too hight ir ie equally ricicu- cd her stubby little oonvolontious at- ¥ welt when ‘that match a aonld be tut Wien |, PAGE son WOME LLOW SOAP. |Don’t. Loll---Don’t Jack-knife---D > 2 ay Wy yy ed The Horseless Horseshow’s Joys. By Albert Payson Terhune, ald ai a ir that te tool ps Don't pereh < Lover or Burope— Which ? ' te The MW calay World’s iat ae Magazine, Monday Deieida : THE THREE TERRORS! ww @ by 1.0, Nail The Mayor Again Sidesti ps Them, but the Bogey Man Is on Deck. RE | omy OCEAN TNR, 9 acca | ig And oh, but it's great to be dressed up to date And to revel in other folks’ stare! Boxes by dozens and scores Filled by Soctoteo! And every patrician on full exhibition For out-of-town people to see, And it’s hey! for the exquisite joy Of watching the smart set’ at play! Of indulging your passion for studying Fashion In such @ gratuitous way! Folks! Wolks!! FOLKS!!! Sootety’s there in full force, And (if you find time ‘midst pleasures sublime) On your way out just glance at a ! these on’t Perch---Sit Gracefully to heart; ara on if you were low on Novem An Up-to-date Dream, ona reamed I owned a fine automo- must have had a horseless night. ITH | “Twelfth Nig | Whi return tosnight to a far more jcongenkal fleld than that in which she has beep straying for the past two |Woeks. Viola's gracious gentleness and simple pathos do not, of course, ‘call Into play al! the resources of Miss Mar- lowe, but the lighter side of the charac: | ter affords her opportuntty for the work |to which ehe te best sulted. Nothing could better have proved that |Miss Marlowe is emmentially a come- dienne than her venture os Portia. Nothing has before so clearly callod at- tention to her limitations, With all her physical charm and her golden voloe, she was far from satistying as the lady who lays down the law, Medioctity was the sum and substance of,her perform ance, She betrayed the fact that she has « lot to learn, She was altogether charming in the earller scenes, but in the trial ncene—that supreme test of In- tollectuality and digaity-ehe was a fat, uninteresting failure, There was no re- buke in the “mercy” speech, no el tion In the righteous wrath, no thrill In her ‘'Tarry a little; there is something else.” Here, where the suppressed ex- cltement and restrained emotion should have set the heart beating, Miss Mar- lowe was as calm aa though she were speaking to a shopgirl behind the coun- iter Instead of to Shylock before the bar, She seomed almost uninterested, The was mechamoaly rendered, even a change of vole or carriage, not the elightest disguine. It was only In the comedy scenes that I asouming again the role of Viola in | Here her buoyanay came to the rescue jand @aved the day, But even her ‘humor played her false and caused her | to make two blunders in the trial scene, which should be serious first and last. | ‘That trivial bit of “buainess with | Neris#a, when Gratiano wishes her {0 wised a laugh that wus as out as the trick that caused it; | while the whole Incident of the tag lost point by the palpable display that \11 it was all a foke, Miss Marlowe's Portla was, in short, very eractous and very lovable, but tt miaved the Intellectue! aspects of the ‘role entirely After her Jullet it would perhaps be hardly fair to say that she Ja] only a comedienne, but such a state- ment, nevertholees, woull be painfully clone to the truth, Whet her Portia Jacked was Intelligence, Sobpern's Shy- look, on the other hand, suffered from a contrary Jack. His conception of the | cy rm and Sof the Theatres4 * Miss Julia Marlowe “ (Miss Marlowe lightened and brightened, | 4, Ou enough multiamilitonall a ieee kivgs, tT ae'yo eus divided the world, Poet and the avast, bub, ire bis mistaie, hay.n sive, he offered toem @ side, Clyde Fitch never wrote my life teat I didn’t strive in a or sromer degree, according Paap reuniey the ‘pay gave, ie an ie to the hearts of the a to human nature fat! MAY hot succeed the footlights.J believi alwaya—tut 1° UrpOwe are behind ny heart, Jt fa ne | when thin te rr js not; but 1 bell rr ee ee are ens! ideal, f am happy ‘iy M8 fop It y0e Bellow~The question wheth play should be wetter wich an ¢ Puroone opens up the dbs Ly§ ot When bi he position of tie theatre economy of to-day. 1 Btate are ready to accept 48 & public educator an ethteal pur} Will be necessary in every a long as Outre hs rem sa bi ignored by rowned on the Chi the eom- merce of the drama ti Wkely to foatel a pilrely amusement side of the ‘yi and to ignore ethos, As a matter » Tam Inclined to think that every play teaches a lesson of some sort, if ‘one looks Into it deeply enough, thone! the «o-called plays of certain soctalistia writers of our thme deliberately teaes the wrong one, and are abhorrent and werous, Tell the publ eant to teach them a } wil tenafer their patron Li meretricious amusement at a hall, and leave you to end your im one—too deep for consideration In eS , ii the workhouse, The subject ts ‘ee—With my limited at hositate to write on thé Jeet In question. Tf belleve that & should have a serious lal sould always re , te women who write for the sta, aya must have one thought In mind=the box-office, They must se the public, wi sb flekle and who seem to prefer the Meht and frivolous sort of entertalmnent. We of the aio and those who provide ovr material have small opportunity to pre~ semwo any purpose. Our ambitions are fettered, to a great extent. for unless’ we act In such plays that draw popular acelatin, Please our magters, the theatr! ‘syndicates, we ean Jook fi rd to little In the future, Ld are rated far Teayon the # educator it should be. Henry Miller—There is au increasing appreciation o' pose ani its convincing value in the drama today, 8 round unvarnished of this hic ¥4 pul ve would prove unprofi ye 0 m of more ot fest superficial ment nrust be applied. and then, Jew was intelligent, but his acting faited to live up to his intelligence, +6 6 BRR CONRIED'S carnast interent H in a national theatre might be | more interesting If he explained it with the afd of an Interest table, ee IR [ARIOUS actors and playwrights 'V have been taking up @ page of the Philadelphia Ledger tn an ef- fort to answer the question ‘Should the drama have ethical purpose?’ Most of them got on stilts for the benefit of the public, while others talked from the ground, Here you have a few of both Kinde: Richard Manafield—T certainly think a serious purpose ie very desirable if the play (6 @ serious play, and even under the gulse of humor, and expecially rat- ‘tre, & nerious purpose may be served, At would be @ pity indeed if the stage were given over entirely to skittles, but even skittles serve @ serious purpose, ‘being excellant for the army and the Jegs and the lunge. A very serious play —a@ great tragedy—carries a man away from his own troubles into a comtem: pletion of @ greater sorrow than his own, and when it is the work of a poet it benefits the entire human race, It inculoates the highest and noblest senti- ments, @irs mankind to worthy and herolc deeds, and often awakens in a sterile heart sentiments which have Hitherto been dormant. Of ite bene. ficlal influence on Literature I need not speak, In these days, when the Alpha and 0) ot human paceayery, pene to be the acai wealth by the ton, pootry Teonive yi litle Lye ke & sugar-coated pill, may be success. fully administered, see HAT thumping sound is Mr, Arnold Daly thinking, OHARLES DARNTON, rs Paper-Band Trick, i m0): RY this triex with paper bandas, Take three rtrips of paper sie Inehos long and about ah Inch wide, and mark dotted lines lengthwise down the middle of each. 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