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The Evening World’s Home Magazine, monaay xrvening, wovemovoer 1%, 1905, Jackie Thinks It a Joke. THE MAN HIGHER UP.” By Ferdinand G. Long, By Marti Grae y Martin Green, SEE,” sald the Cigar Store Man, “that 9 Chicago doo tor proclaims that an automobile will cure indigestion,” “Surest thing you know,” agreed the Man Higher Up. “A man I knew suffered for years from indiges- tion, It was a source of some satisfaction to him to know that there was one thing John D. Rockefeller didn't monopolize. He took the automobile treatment crossing Madison avenue one day and he never had ime ; digestion again. But he had an {mpressive funeral, “Properly and forcibly applied an automobile will remove any ailment, or an arm or a leg. A locomotive fs more certain, but you generally have to go such a long way to find a railroad track, On the other hand, you have to go a long way not to find an automobile, Some ambitious manu- facturers of skiddoo wagons are arranging to sell them on the instalment plan, Automobiles will soon be as common as pianos in flat-houses, and there will be no necesstty for a man suffering with anything {f he has the nerve to cross Broadway a few times. ‘When the time comes that a man can buy an automobile for $5 down and $5. month the only safe place of residence will be aboard a canal-boat, What the rich are going to do for amusement and mutilation then {t would take a prophet to case out. They will drop the automobile as soon as it gets common. Probably they will take to cruising around in airships. Pine business when a man won't be able to go out on the street without figuring on whether a grocery clerk is going to swat him in the small of the back A with an automobile or a millionaire is going to fall on his head out of @ balloon, “Have you heard the new automobile horns? A chauffeur blew one of them over in Greenwich Village at 1 o'clock this morning and everybody got up to go to work, They thought it was the 6 o'clock whistle on the chair factory, An automob!le equipped with one of the new whistles and a choice assortment of headlights te enough to give a nervous man the wile Hes as it approaches him, His ears tell him it {8 a steamboat, but his eyes pronounce {t a drug store,” “It don’t seem that they could make automobiles much more deadly,” mused the Cigar Store Man, “Not unless they put fenders on them,” asserted the Man Higher Up, Published by tho Press Publishing Company, No, 63 to 6 Park Row, New Tork, Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Claas Mali Matter. VOLUME 46 NO, 16,188, — oe Another Look at the Warships. The eighteen British and Ameri- can warships in the North River are models in modern construction ind marvels in concentrated power. It is true, as The World and the Admiral Prince Louis have agreed, | that from their present anchorage | these ships could wipe out New! York in a very brief space of time. | But of course no enemy’s fleet] could, in time of war, approach any- thing like the post of vantage held by these home and visiting vessels. | For five days New York has regarded the fleet merely as a specta-| Ge, It is impressive that way, In other lights it is also an instructive exhibition. | In round numbers, as stated by Admiral “Fighting Bob” Evans, the Qficers and men of the eighteen ships number 15,000. Disregarding the lines of sex, this is as though the entire population Of the city of New Roo or a few hundred more people than are in| the city of Ithaca, were transferred to the decks of the Maine, the Drake, the Missouri and the other boats of the fleet. The American ships in line cost more than $35,000,000 for bare Construction; the British cruisers cost about $15,000,000, With armor, Qrmament and equipment complete, $72,000,000 to $75,000,000 becomes B modest estimate on the valuation of the fleet. This total is more than the assessed valuation of property In Aubany, fh Lowell, Mass ; in Bridgeport, Conn., or in Grand Rapids, Mich.—four } PRINCE Louis THINKS IT WOULD BE AN EASY JOB TO BOMBARD NEW YORK— 7 Just Let EM IT! RECORD TARGET PRACTICE WITH 6 in. GUN Q7 HITS OUT OF A POSSIBLE. 100 US.S. KENTUCKY, Gtles ranging in population from 70,000 to 100,000, Sold for what they are worth, the ships of Prince Louis and Admiral Evans would pay the public debt of any American city save New York. Primarily the ships of the fleet have been built and manned for the Author Honored After Death. Bir Thomas Browne, whose “Religio Medicl” has a world-wide reputation and whose "Urn Burtal’” and "Vulgar Errors have long since become clas sles. Hived in an age that accorded to It Purposes of war. Employed on | Goldisrs and sailors, gunners anc however, one may find, besides erary genius a sort of half-con:emptuous patronage, and that waa not yet ripe for the theorles and views of so ad Of's,— | ! ; | Blesteiplangy, Minobinlsty,, enginedts,) 6 } ship-fitters, pl yanced a writer, Honors, though tardy Mtters, blacks carpenters, salimakers, er-makers, f have come at laat to the great thinker, Musicians, ary, water-tenders, coal helpers an en whose books have heretofore been his tees to all these. | sole monuments among "thinking peo neem ple, A bronge statue of Bir Thomas Browne, cast In herote size, has just beon unvelled at Norwich, England The unvelling was {n commemoration of the tricentenary of Browne's birt! and the anniversary o fhis death, Lord Avebury presided and a throng of Brow devotees were present The statue, which was designed by Mr. Henry Pegram, A. R. A, stands near tthe site of the ‘house inwhichSir Industry is scarcely more diversified in any smell city these men of the fleet. Nor are finer experts to ke (ound any Jand than the skilled workmen who are also man-o'-wersmen, Ag hive of industry, It xhibits many of exrth’s finest ace ts in invention, ir fsm, in metal-framing and in the dril and s hiiy ng of human forces, ned | 1, 48 eat warship, manned and equi ecan- ; - ~ - oat : @.\Phomas lived for many years, and t use iilustrate the contention that m ras gone { . . ! beneath the Church of St. Peter fher in periecti: thedealine instruments th ‘ attar - SANNA SJ WwW? Mancroft, where his body ites. It rep: } | Q @ a eters IO e p e ues LON resets sir tions Browne aitting in paratus ot j sits . Jan antique chair contemplating a pleco Ju jnadahe th ali Hhitervlewidhad sua® (elena wiiRh re Polats Oat Mayor's Due . nest | Hs country. hoy ny canon would) popular government as ti cheat and of anctent pottery which he holds in bis right hand, says the London spcere, . Wm in ( ey ie t wal anywher Hi € IF nor? Lf they w re pre Mly and bribe in order to win a from which the photograph 1s reproduced, The figure stands on a massive grane pain, desnite mia Taatines: EAR Gt # rttai tringiaie HA cs Ne a s RAT ay kar, they could walk our victory, thea a Republic becomes an| te pedestal suggesting the form of an urn, 80 other men hold that in the devising and preparation of great new mae! Roel Mayor, as Many) Greenmich'n Mnay Prontlere | aise there is an artatocrac ntellect {18 superior toit. “Tr cagron Gacke and bs co : rey ; a A! surpasses avery oristocracy of birth Stotes T have read in your paper cons “ ” ‘ Chines for war, of ve and Geren $ the prim r to im yo fet the part of a ma r und eo Aint 1 ; : é ‘rning the glaring eotlon ff ; ne spur to ir ¢ Se i : saghal sh AU Lj or ot w vr of power? Lat others 21 tout AinoaL eink than Wise nee i10W tO ea, a Igar. genits. { ‘ rifting of ’ \ axe | SCHR Cele Fe ie grant, them Jn a less upright BW clgnr smokers are aware that all cigars are named according to thelr sya BanIeOF 1 sats Was loth bad asme fe seni. ds bx , ; he : Prefers a Monarchy ult nor nave belleved them color and shape A dead black clgar, for inatance, ts an “Oscuro.” a very Bein. ; “HAR G ABLERY Lem Now of | tye sa Sienux Wank ll cneeah tee | dark brown one ts @ "Colorado Maduro,” a dark brown Is a “Colorado,” @ @ iieet sy part é ships sink and Hi } 1 Pear Two Siles of a Question, , 1 ed are efl-; of what I read ne DAPITB CON | Ty the EAttor of T: ta Nowene: | medium brown is a "Colorado Claro," and a yellowish ght brown ja a Claro." death, And that the end of afaltvcany strancth a} 4 t ’ . ‘ fra atality A London dentist named Whitehouse! Most smokers know the names of the shades from "Claro" to ‘Colorado,’ and é Ht eRe bulstuokaey ab teseitedk yl ovier op n crimes Which character- tg the Inventor of a achene tee euee | (amt # As far as most of them need to know, have gone into the moking and managing of ap * leash ofa rv ' \ : aed the recent election be true, then I) coming the motion of a vessel on the), A# '6 the shap le the biggest of all cigars, is seven inches bulldoes, Sposa ery, Sie Te! vs abandon the Mea of a Re-| sea, which was recently elven a trlal on| !0ng: ® “Prefecto” swells In the lo and tapers down to a very small head itis] ko it . ae . ; \ i - 1 Aor nd take ans , giand one a ‘ © boats making the regular eines eee Wa ‘ Fair os stralgbt-up-and-down cigar without terprise move full of h to perfect t n | ‘ ; : Rai he world's moat distingulshed aclens| a pondres" Ig shaped like ap 4 "Conchas” J very short and fat, and 2 more ful howior to pertect t peaceful ¢ é 7 witness - . ative r A Rep tists and Inventors have taken a triay ® “londres” ts shaped like a “Pertesco,” except that it doce not taper to ao small by peaceful Iines of rails or ships than to put up ever so spend ew sures olny lit k BE eee en eee ee eee Re eee KOE Mere: THAT CILLA Bebe TA abba Reet Cea tert eh LOMeENES Shak sole of de S ndvloneanar Tirsikh aehechenciae 1 fo \ sia - ture rf Vol ple Bu na ring of corrupt men | TM Pree tne until electricity became Pach A in a tb onstled bundle of 50 pleoes, instead of in the usual four laye! A part throuch apprehensions, the ra. W at WS at nd should s ) 80 detuuch the holy purposes of ayatiable Mat ‘ of 13, 12. 13 and 12, RRR rrr rrr ren nes ee —— ~_—ee ‘i ee eee Dat . a6 f G | dl 9 Thruiing ADUENTURES in the Unknown Land of the Yaquis, with FIERCE FIGHTIN om a il O © ° ~~ <= Against INDIANS, and LOVE as the HERQ’S Splendid Inspiration.—By Arthur Rochefort jot Tu eson, and were reined tn before Mrs. Floming's boanding-lhouse But before this the remnant of the returned outfits hag been seen and | : Shaking with emotion, Lucy could n reply, but her very silence gave an a Hirmative response to the widow's ques. fon . Fecognized by the friends of the absent, Mra, Fleming found Lue: 001 : man, who followed to ask why Frank| the depth of Mack eapaln bar: rote ; Mind and Alabam had not come back Boe rose to go that night a great if cot y . As Alabam was not a particularly! a complete change had come over the | | , fluent spenk We may be gure he was| poor girl’a feelings. It Js 90 comfort : “ro not a faci but whether by) to belleve in the hearte goslre, eves ; ; his ta Phe it w 3 bis yeh be ays the hea odds, y to» the polnt, and Mrs.| A‘though ( : a ng never complained of a difficulty) a man Ht wealt eae atari ee, bene erning his meaning | Up at (he best hotel in the olty, he was , i er whom she had 4 frequent er at Mrs, Fleming's, for to the Tetri-|he laumiingly called ber his. partner, ; oH ‘si with the qulet| ever elnce’ the iil-starred expedition » but negra for ine Yaqui land, cor: | , e widow made her way hom athe Captain, who had cvidently Deon t being bac! tehing for her. jtined ober near fter the work of tho | W@, boarding-ho and @reeted hi was over for the day, | Mah 4M astentatious dispay o bah ue het Rea a coming | yh Jig8®, FRU. fave beon "to ee ou way to Dr. Moore's nd. Mise Moree.” sald the Caps srank Rand’ departure, | on bythe wire a tit hat and kept So aad ae ital, | gett, Cleming quietly confessed thag reat fi the beautiful, | she had Just come thom Tee ioc tute mothoriess girly and her many visite! and that #he had seon vres 0 and her cheering words were a Welle) “Sad thing about young: Rand," th spring of comfort to one whose Joys | captain continued, f gieneetae, yee were jot commensumte with her de-| ture would fall, but as he 1 ven sevte mined to } Lucy Moore was alone Jn the sitting. | waa Willthae to er ean ear 8 room of her father’s rambling adobe} T Jost. But | not i cottage, and It needed no secord look | garly few hundred dolines cia, ec uunt at the sweet, troubied face to aasuro| me: kis the sorrow. the conte ow Mrs. Fleming that sie had learned the | death bring to Miss Moore, fort undore news of Frank Rand's disaster | Stand she hae known him since she ave gained ahe : ‘ var the old doctor, had Just lett, after | hy nnd @ fon. of girlish fondness foF telling Lucy and her father that the} “On, young gi = expedition had (urned ouy a failure, a8 | tancles,. wat Are, Merits wie! amet he had predicted, wd toat Frank Rand | affectation of lightness. Hut as Go tae had been undoubtedly killed by the | business side of the motile aL as 60 the Yaquis. were you. ts g |" Lucy’ was In the depths of a hirrow- | Worked cuege set He the achome had las dry-eyed grief when Mrs, Fleming | “Nothing. I loaned the money to Dr, ‘ h ing of Pike was 80 » surprise him amd double hi CHAPTER Iv. Ain au WHR Ye first to break the The Coward, Ginny t 1 t tt Pike had said t j : @ dirveted.t y carry b Will have the pe wit ' end of t y hours. ond the nf t Mournin’ at the n them Pd now be back at ' Yepeated Alabam, “lL meat Se Prevended to fall in with i even tog came In and canght her iy her arma. | sail Mantell. Don't give up. my cbfld,” sald Mrs Then why do you say and # 0! , {/ don't you : | benide ae A f En ! the nd nnd | ve! dehtaa” expect the doctor to pay his been men ven up for de come back , a " coughe from the grave. But Mr, Rand fan'th “But as I sent Pi sone sane ea dead; Alabam saya fo, and 1 have) as one might ey, a finger in the ple, , ie faith in him In every Way, except ft) I've made up my mind to look on the “And that's why your father wants you to marry this man?’ may be fading mines that can be used | expedition as a personal matter, And for his own ad’ ag #0, T will cancel the account with the » much to him now that hls ‘Two saddle horses and a pack mule, ; letters In his own book of private ac-' "I have never loa | doctor.” we wut were things with half the remaining provisions, he | counts. never: but if he fi Luey could not ‘And what was Pike to get? pers it rr t fOr, ROOTES Ly KELL would keep back for himself and Frank, Vell Miss Lucy Moore that I've staid finish the sentance, but burlot her) sisted the widow, heard again. Gradually the 1 firew dial out on i by any chance turn up, back not to get more gold, but face In her trembling hands. “Oh, simply n8 @ matter of form, we p from #eme the mountal it i s melted would be wore than useless.) to find Frank, as I'm hopin’ srong to nd who told you Rand was) orreed to wet one-third of the | find into t vell Jork purple that such jot care to destroy him uw a And say her from me Pedlo, ? naked Mrs. Flemin if there Was any.” sild Montell, come Pike In the {nig orm a part of the silence. olf-defense, Alabam decided} not to loge ‘heart. And hint to her— pialn Mantel,” was the answer, | 'ng to @ halt before the boarding» ne him not \h i © got poor, Lath eve quiet Ike—that I don't take no stock Well, mebbe that's what Capt, , howe, This was the conclusion Mrs. Fleming did want } . a r Mineell, And don't forget t i | But what does your) “And Mr. Rend and Tom Colby gave n camo. after an hour) this thought, thous fetch supplies, Pedro, for I'm agol ha you a paner promising that?’ ¢ deliberation hard to believe F + advent haa | tint tt you aint ‘again’ to lose, faith Rel rvs tne captain. You ite Hh joie LA abit yl T regard it not In t ature of the Pike, whose spirit of adventure ha These were Alabam’s parting injune- father has had some money trou pa the-least valno'v'e of mi 90% tor to give up all hope, been foi e time onilled, was more! ous, whiny Sith to the Me tan pelote He went into mines against my advice] sions.” Janghed Mantell, LAR si ible chance remaindd tha pager C) fall | mit Albarn’ | and ¢ started back thet mid- and om. The captain hae helped him| ‘Would you sell it?’ eanyor you a bit’ dafty, but I'm willin thatthe vd tor fae tt 468 to | Reeth here Leroi fra me Se erowed tron ape Mane But hae nt tana a f yet ) Win’ to e moressiy as © e une bam thought o nla = at ie ros} a 164 wet rom a jut wi a 9 find a er No veteran sobiier, no matter how| humor you, Come on,” tains filled earth afd sky fe the ieee pe SPOUBRE SHE Nis TIAA UE eam pate the ae tee ach hun : sues te beers a kh was m H stay back where the chances were the! Weeks after thelr departure from the | t bt Luey. “TH buy it at that discount,’ ‘ Prive, or how inured to battle, ever yet they wreaehed Pease, inde Alibarn | wai ad 0 anton, Prana iL would write a letter to, Mrs. Fiem: Fague, would ia ali irpoes 08 | eau Cordilleras two, feces ho tthe “he wt a zum wot rien. ,promptly, “Some nt c les and name, but he kne’ at this wou Ing explain ¢ exact situation, nd; ule bewid the unexpected blast of @ bugle! get the horses and pack mules ready mean rin to himself, not that Ife was! thie he would secretly Intrust to Pedro, & soore which he had writien in Serger | the into Ratians Fete : : yo eee ag , 4 et his na | W of quick thoug es, you wil. When Fraik Rand | \ to start on the Inrtant; then, » reply, d Pike ' Botore a revponse could bo made all] the way t eturned, , brave And Alabam’ m " pist 1 Alabam mede lis way in the direction) tow ' vie! e we ere he y we hj of h Wore startled by far off cries of warm. | Pike then with a sudden F ‘ni Rand “ou zinatien Ey ‘put tw When bugic caila wore hoard, and the | eequles he sald as he stepped From. uils age p he goxed{ daring pre ormcking of rites cotced down the| tthe front: down at the now. gleaming colde| while a po ’ a) On T reckon, Alabam, ver trip has made ly iy the leht o: half moon, Again, On bis way back to pick up Pike, | propos t 04 ! im a ee ee re eamaleeammeen an