The evening world. Newspaper, September 27, 1905, Page 15

‘Look Out for Raffles! Making Paces : : 1.48 a Fine Art, He Will Hand You $100! By Walle A. Since . It May Be Your Luck to Meet Him.|?""! stereo: poten BARREDOUT Pslush haw just writen met Dear Mike~In am- swer to your ques tion, “What do you think of the nerve of the lordry board in dhopping you in the waste paper ean?’ Ihave evolved the following free pure-réading ad. for my next play. which yOu can jun on your first page first column for the benofit of the dough-hedded prudes that make up the American public. In the more ‘iviliged counties the American custom of {naisting on wear- ing clothes on the street is a source of keenest amusement and only goes to prove my contention that Americans are at once the most childish and pepe pues ‘cael Cate: VaDpe SUITS” ow Sind Ghai I on tay ce is 13 GOING TO ‘ BE THE DANDiEST! " , Of Toda exutod adrice Jadled out Wiedom ce tab Note price: to maxim cir slasliig % “Philosopaizer* “WVHOR Under (ue collak you're tinting | j hot " From, ay Odell’ alast:wntiiiat brat, | Or whe A ¢air damael in far Omaha Comes. eos with a simmons and “ate On) the Tawa * * ATM teat Puitotophizes “And when at Btatd Danauels, a ‘cSeasy | b. Ot amiley } Pm Amd talee of Ban Juan your omp‘acency EGE 4 7c. ta Y Or, whea Copkling, bio. shown you the | rlicht hing to ito, f And toutht. you! te aty- in submission, wicked persona in that they attempt to ‘ Lise oe ; Sie. apd psig, hide the bare facts. Irs A BAO DONT PUNISH “THE!; a ees Boa wk ‘ 24, not ometal Dusybodyiam the ouree CASE oF | | DARLING, QOGGIee S| | re as aesirh Beate: ae ot Amorica? Does not the . ‘ eteem, ke * appoint tnapectors to even wae chat the CAKE-ITIS. Arte isay) | Ani a, air. fo tatightér ‘Sy printing beef at the stdck” yards troperly 4 5, ie ‘eh Greshod? But here, aha! they afl Leet! | OF bs <i a a3 ake you stick to the i= ’ that I. know better than any. one. Os fi ‘7% Tis «#008 tor the: children. Here ta coisa ey dw You ate rubstig the <7 dear old Ireland,..when I. feet OB ‘ com “ tos glove store and come out Piflosophize) ‘wearing a pair of undressed kids. I¢ f stand on my head everybody knows it is to keep the brains from oozing out through my hair. The only State where & man cen legally have a mother-in-law in your prudish land is the state of matrimony. Bah! Let us have mor- ti rr wanetic mothers-in-law or at least per- j kinsatic ones if not mao: tie, # nother Good Photo of “The Mysterious,’’| tse: ones st:not morranati. | rec Ses CE mere soothing syrup I would have to| s advertise it as patent medicine. But! His Fifth Day 'S A dventures when a car of dynamite runs wild every ¥ one js ready to give its coming a free id Related by Himself. “ad OAT VOU MUST DOV) aemmyttmns Deters 1 man ante to Propet Abin partes Saal p TO WIN THE PRIZE, on with a sand blagt—or, rather, I take Hurries Back from Hackensack. | it off, meaning the thick crust of thin 2 The Mystérious Mr. Raffles is now S@mong the citles of New Jerkey. At Hackensack I found I could not] skinned conventionajity. Some people }@tudy dis ploture, then look for hyn. * ie “Wien @¢ lnat vou digsaver at\seventy- ~ <> That- Ife is a take und, existente a FS ; , When [olka Won't believe all your mo- tives are. pate, sie (apth then. and holler # ire . Paitosdphiser” ” ‘Ah,. gentefully godble: thia maim: of 1: Platt! PEST <a Whatever we do.or whicever we're at, © be * edie Lettie ete. ike & leech to ote grasa Phattitude— . i Phitovophize! ° ‘spare the ‘time to push on to Paterson | need a pickaxe to end their misery, but I 4{€ I wished to attend the Interstate] refer to tickle them to death with hay Pate at Trenton, and 0,1 ent at once] forts -- Have a Laugh with the Funny Men. to the rallroad station, where I took «| I'm sorry for Mansfeld, Daly, Loraine When you see him, say to him: train back to Jersey City: ‘While wait-| and the bunch of shes that they have| Philadelphia Ledger Man: Chicago News Man: . Loufsyille Journal Man: Dallas News Man: met’ Nichblay ’ -_ #¥0U ARE THE MYSTERIOUS | ing at the station, I heard the hackmen| to gét between me and the public. Of| ‘“TI.didn't know you. were fn the choir. | “Do Nou believe that education pro.| “How's your wholesale liquor business] “You will sioticy,” remarked. the ob- THio Cea ‘MR. RAFFLES OF THE EVEN-| talking about a burglary at Westwood| course. thev don't know what I'm taik- t's’ your position there?” motes morality?” asked the inquisitive] coming an?" . servant individual, “that there ja _sel- pei ; 11ING WorRLD.” at the home of Mr, Goodwin, and how| ing about, but 4hey make s. nolge ike jeutrgl,”” person, “Finely, I've got ten regilar ctm-|dom anything that goes through. with+ the altiing room t ~> ‘He will hand you a oneck for $50. If | the thteves had shot @ man who was | knowing; and the money rolls right, low do you mean?” “Undoubtedly,” answered the cheerful | tomers.” out a thiol,” In.th ‘yyou bave in your possession @ copy| visiting Mr. Goodwin. This increased| Before finishing let. me remind you! ‘I don’t side with either faction.” idiot; “‘at least It ts responatble for’ |’ Don't see how you can live on teh| ‘“Dhatta wo,’ replied one whe. knew! whi, ented, of the latest edition of The Even-| my anxiety to get away, for I knew|that our new show will soon’be in your see more intelligent class of criminals.” cistomers.” “Por instance, few men go through life |rsnt ing World, or the Dally World, or} that the Vigilance of the police must| Pleasant little village and “Fudge end) Mr. Chellus—I thought you said I ee 8 “Oh, they're army ple.’ ‘without! getting mancied,” have been whetted by the affair end! Suvertudae’ will be whisper | held the first, place th your heart? “When I was a child I spake as a, cee | Ae oS eee ene we plece tir that I, being a stranger, would be sub- Bekah Rin} aA pm re 8 bis} Misé Gidday—So you do: but the first .'" quoted the moralizer, The boys are back in town, we find. ‘a \ =e placed Jected to such keen sceutiny that even| cause: “Domt mise it! F closer, | PIR of coutse, ts down at the bot- jn obtuse cop might “tumble” to my tom. The latest tenant is always at| ‘and I generally got well spanked for |And some ‘haye left their héarts behind puffs frum me j tdentity, fe, too," seloinea the domoraliger,| They've squedered all weir’ plunks, |igasattes, Mite have De rei tak beivens”,’ ep cl a fe cob polpa, G. BARREDOUT PSLUBH. | the top. doing it.” And some haye left thele trunks, | wanteh. 7 lagae Mee Rrmsieethad ir ieee au Wien T started out to dhe Interstate |. —— = - cRNA NED A NERY DMT BEET naar 4 vzcapae ayer ok yer boo 2 NO | Fair Grounds at Tremton I found my- \ H : ns k The Mysterious Mr. Raffles wears| elf upon a trolley car almost fille Or Oo nm I fi Ir nm ¢ 4 rm nm Gal om . SARI . f yno disguise and does not try to avold } With children, and got off at the factory Le r Ww I <7 su ra ce © a » 4 5 Founded by ROY kL. v4 M’ chal tDELL. sf : A tare Agence tirin gm did | Lhe President Supported. Cur M reality Tabi ty all. poliey-hotd A. new / brands of wines, liquore and. ctgatn he; : ber wi . we 03 ‘able. we mail t/ | poliey-holders. ¥ oS ee c n ‘4 PF! 5 Tay cosabenln toes vexing. oy OFFICERS: INCH President. MoGall was ext- | CQ EVERAL “hundred polley holders | carvlage entrance and private slévator| carried. in stock.. ‘The. bartenae) a | BOARD O tc: oP ie * BY MR, RAFFLES, waitched gome workmen engaged in put-|| John A. MeGall, President. S ‘hed before the Legislative Com- S dying cecentiy a few thousand | nas been put in for the president, | eourteous and gentlemanly and’ wi 8 ‘A. Long, Phil: | t eA , Pollars has been pel? ovt to, total L write you a poltey or mix ydi = ern | Ath day in the New Jeraey cities tM uP a newsbullding at the factory, ea mittee he bas received hundreds Bi 2 i , arid walked as\far athe Eureka Ruo- || James Gazszaziz Snyde, Vice- RS $ strangers.through : Our Barroom. with equal nestness agd despatoh, been in Jersey City. T bad intended ber Company's workse tt PRK i boskeeeper's error UR barroom: offers e treat’ to| Tho free lunch has been enipirely, sus- |] * {0 gemaim in Trenton Monday night s0 Bye Leave $100: Bening: President. ig Bult as Yeen Ine O volisy-holders and others. te i A | morning I could have toured 4 “Chancey M. tuted tor the recov ‘avoid. any. criticism to the t * ecg ° ce me second came upon ao Lice hn lect a cae Oxy of thes that the Company is makiffg money ih * amounts, Ov method fs to credit! sail profits ono: man Board of Salary Rais- the liquor traffic, the officers will_cage-| connections, will devote . pérs ath Oa i “ ing. a tally sec to & that the company Inakes} tention to our well-stooked bat... 10> mMotey whataoever out of olir/as well as our courteous Wail atrest. syna 00d mixers, and all during oM™g# Hour m ‘ i oR) % cate svectiients & ; a will be fouhd in the cate, ! naide the ground. ur icerg a losses to our volicy- \- ” net m9, deeply ‘holders, @ “result the Good News from the Field, ness on. rs ment .of Geath oleltos ‘on all Gaterredpayiient : : peasy ae ie: Policies are. still defecred ‘Dplicien. UR direttor ‘of agencies hal just hen, you see Aim: i! one, ‘breath: clers wgree that the | - Home Offfee Improvements. . . } returned from a t¥ip to tiie: Mr. Rattles of The Evening ‘ deferred pay ment t+ JX NEW BORE spot: Hs, Base Out over 3 where he teports businesa ‘ " alah be the «sated | the president's office. Our com- Ty4 ot tt all right alt rignt,” profitable to the of- | pany , even taking a Jook at the very / ficiais of » company, man whom e ywere searching. bs ‘their friends and Poor little tads! I would have iked ¢5 ‘Wall street connec- encouraging. Our, aseoctation o i, agents, the Slylics, pies bi Also Invested $2,000,000 in ronyx fore and) of letters from his friends and relatives, n jholdings are mostly as well as high oMcials jn the company, real fe and the Down along the Mawes, while taki in the his of it Th ae A iibat Lively section, f ¢ deferred payment plan of Our , 0 eaay Sn ot with whom. t! oy commending him toy the stand he took ¥4,000,000 fshprovements ¥ " had ri ¥ wn Insutance Company Is to defer all y , My first day So the Rating het age wis] Payments to poticy-holders. All, vay. [29 the stand that’ all the money’ in wo have recently put rn. Se ¢ mating a tremendo eran ee pevilion | ments to friends, relatives, business and | trusted fo his care a6 a enored trust ‘nthe home office, In- are hiring men b, walk in, but dla political associations of our officens wre | for the widows and orphans wag his (o 4 | Gan ‘count limaclt. fat 7a) pala promptly: Oure ts @ strictly mu: | lond, spend oF give Just as It .pleasca change than he ought to be. tual compang—for our mutual frenfs, bin, Police Scarce In ‘Trenton. 3 SLA eetar I returned to 7: tu ii to dhe grill room ot the remo Hoan Se ae ty Toomer, wey tea bene ion iret°and second da: eu force! eluding the | onyx, ‘floors, have all been Credited as aysets in the Ittle booklet day to get Insured. We pay the ighést cash prices for all new busi+ , ‘ mee ~~ > Are you sure you know what ls @ drink ‘od yo people can obtain expert} ‘7 mun? advice on their hoor A love ‘affaira by writing||7 Troublesome Cousin. Betty. Letters for her should be addressed to @” young lady, elghteen years in jove with @ young man. Betty, Post-O fice Box 1854, New York. Eveiy tine fhe cain ny, cout, who is el ns of age, comes “ n setlstactory costume ©) i tree tes par! a we ot she . Rot infatuated with tim tf you objert [Scher einitiand. with her My cousin nS, ft to his kissing you: lls me that this young man hus, asked . a man Rm awa baie anals 1h | He Takes a Drink Too Mach ere parte ea Mive minutes before serving add pulp, ‘Pastes and smells lke art tute for Zino, ngoveyea icone oi avoral | of hat “pea rs wit ain Mabaso Though tate prove unkindly and fortune 2 tak | a