The evening world. Newspaper, September 27, 1905, Page 13

sina Sie ani ded we thin en see itt tn ew tl an at a Fo LO Nee cred Oval dage Making Faces =: |Papa’s Girl :? as a Fine Art, Pp THIS 13 GOING TOL er THE ageka tga ° CAKE. TOU ier baad can Los bre th AA ire ‘4 f of © By Walter A. Sinclair. Being a Letter by George Barredont Pelnsh. BARREDOUT Pslush has just wrhiten me: Dear Mike—In an- ewer to your qtios- tion, “What do you think of the nerve of the brary board in dropping you in the waste paper ean?” I have evolved the following free pure-reading ad. for ™my next play, which you can zun on vour first page firat column for the benent of the dough-headed prudes that make up the American ‘public, In the more @lvilized Countries the American custom of insisting on wear- ing clothes on the street Is a source of keenest amusement and only to Prove my contention that Americans are at once the most childish and wicked persons in that they attempt to hide the bare facts, > Is not official busybodyiem the curse of America? Does not the Government appoint inspectors to even sce that the beet at the stock yards is properly. Greased? But here, aha! they all know that I know better than any one oise what-ie good tor the children, Here in dear old Ireland, when I feel like it, I cam go to 4 glove store and come out wearliz ® pair of kids, I¢ I stand on my head “everybody knows it is to keep the brains from oozing out through my hajr. ‘The only State where @ man can legally have a mother-in-law in your prudish Ia:4 is the. state of matrimony, Bah! Let us/ have mor- ganatic_mothers-in-law or at least per- kinsatic ones if not morganatio, Tt my “Fudge and Superfudge” were Mere soothing @yrup I would have to advertise {t ag patent medicine. But when & car of dynamite runs wild every bie is ready to give its coming a tree “aa” Taman artist as much as a man who Paints barns is a painter, only I Jay it ‘on with a sand blast—or, rather, I take M off, meaning the-thick crust of thin skinned conventionality. Some ple need a pickaxe to end their misery, but I prefer to tickle them to death with hay forks. I'm sorry for Mansfield, Daly, Loraine and the bunch of shes that they have to get between me and the public. Of course, they don't know what I'm talks ing about, but they make a nolse like; knowing; and the money rolls right. Before finishing let me remind you khat our new show will soon be tn your. Pleasant ‘little village and “Fudge and Superfudge" will be as a whisper twenty miles away co to the les”* will HE Players will be pleaged! Mr. Wilton Lackaye ts talking again, and, according to a San Francisco Interview, this is what he says of the club in Gramercy Park: “T call tt the Boot and Shoe Club, f@venue business men to get a $3.50 lunc! . ‘pdoth’s ctu 4a h for 60 cents."” . * wa good place for Fourth N answer to that managerial question of the tour, "What has become of ‘the audiences?” in to bé found at the Manhattan Theatre. It wes gratl- fying last night to find the Fiske house filled to the last row. ‘Ithat vital play, :“ Klesohna,” has lost none of its drawing power. Mrs, Biske's keenly Mntelligent performance is as fascinating as ever, while the work of her support whows great tmprovemont. This is partictilarly true of Mr. John Mason, who now plays Bylvaine with an authority that was partially missing on the first night of last year. William B. Mack's dogged, faithful Sohram was sure then, but it is even surer now. Mr. Frederic de Belleville does not justify thieving Kleschna @s Mr. Charles Cartwright aid. He plays it too much as a ‘character part,” and does not strike the human note in it until he vents his fear and anger upon fiohram tn the third uct. He gives a brutal impergonation which ‘leads him to Gtrike his poor tool in the face when Schram tells him @ few things he ought to iknow in the first uct. It may be true to the Nfe of the man he portrays, but it is ‘unpleasant. That slap hurt last night's audience even more than it did Schram. Mr. George Ariias has toned down his repulsive pictiire of the degenerate Raoul until {t ts no longer open to the criticiam of exaggeration. Miss Fernanda Madison, who gave that vivid though fleeting im) tion in. “The Light of St, ‘Agnes, pow bas her clbow pinched as the volatile bet chr Bophie, . I ‘ery follows ‘The Way of the Tranegressor.” A full dozen of ¢hem take the centre of the stage by the teeth. re bulldog scores firgt by tackling a.tramp, who turns out to be an old pal of the villain. Next ‘an intelligent St. Bernard, observing a notice that any dog on the premises will be slot, refuses to go quail-hunting with a negro. ‘Then 4, collte steals the “last will" of the mur- deted ‘Judge from the pocket of the villain who has Gone the bloody deed, and when the’herc:ne jumps into the river to escape ¢he villain @ St. Bernard drags ther owt: while @ bloodhound runs down the vil accomplice and holds him Day until the purspers arrive, It is a case of every dog having jis night and two matinees. I formance which is not down on thé programme and known only to the players and-employees, As @ reault much money changes bunds dally, not to speak of the boxes of bonbons and gloves which the chorus girls wager. The Face occurs at the conclusion of the frst scene, between Dick, the trained goose, ‘and Phoobe, the educated pig, both of whom, Jed by thelr masters, Clyde Powers ‘and Mareeline, just have time to dodge under the falling curtain as they dash Back from the footlights, a distance of 100 feet. Dick, Hist sogson, was the first under the Wire go often that no Interest was taken in the contest. But Phoebe trained tn secret during the summer vacation, and on the opening fight gave Mr. Goose the surprise of his Hfe by outfooting tim to the back drop, Since then the betting has been fast and furious. . HE Grama has gone to the dogs at the Murray Hill) where ® pack in full 0. age Ren HBPRE ds an exciting race on the stage of the drdme at every per- HIE ‘other day in Chicago an/old friend asked George Ade what his father thought of his plays and of the reputation he had gained by them. The gon gave one of his usual twisted grins, “hitched” in his chair and said: “He thinks I'm a burglar. ‘Then he told « story about Eddle Fy. “When Eddie,” he said, ‘was in the dawn of his extravaganza popplarity with David Henderson at the Chicago Opera-House, he asked his mother to come and seo him act, adding that he was earning $00 a week, and she.ought.to learn fhow it was done. Tue mother eat through the performunce one evening, and if @s much as a ghidat of a smile appeared on her face during Wddie’s sare in the @how it wasn't conspicuous enough to'make its way from her seat in the front Tow to Eddigyon the stage. After the'performence, he met-her and said, ‘Well, mother, What do you think of my work?’ “Whe dropped ‘her voice to # half~whisper: Going that? .° Philadelphia Ledger Man: : “I didn’t know you were in the choir, What's your position ‘theret”. “Neutral.” “How do you mean?’ “T- don't side with elther :taction.” oe. Chicago News Man: “Do xou belleve that education pro- motes morality?” asked the inquisitive person. “Undoubtedly,” answered the cheerful fafot; “‘at' least it is responsible for a more Intelligent class of criminals.” oe 8 ( “When Itwas @ child I spake as a child,” quoted the moralizer, ‘gale, you wot $90 a week for t Mr. Chellus—I thought you said I held the first place in your heart? Miss Giddiy—So you do; but the first “That's what I get.’ . shriek ‘wplch “Mather. Barberith place, of course, is d Cause. ' lown at the bot- “Me, too," \ “Awol, Eddle, you pont ‘as cate you AB See rae Seat Mea ciener te Ler POP OME tome” wie Intast’ thnnant Sb. alprayat a: | cca Pea dot ann raed ama {I think the family feels something the same yay my G. BARREDOUT PSLUSH. | the top. doting ft," Sometimes my mother comes across interviews with me in the papers. Usu- i wlly the he wees begin: ‘I met Mr. Ade in the cafe at the Holland House as he was clipping ® “Sultan of Sulu”. Gocktall.’ Then she worries. Father) thinks my play royalties are the fruits of larceny; mother wonders if I'm taking to Grink; meanwhile Iam on wy fatm a few miles from the 0/4 home, going to bad at 9 o'clock and getting up at 6 in the morning to dictate new work.” . 188 zcid tne deen “writing nome to the folks.” tudeing troen‘d'Coluasbas 10) Paper: ” ' vii ; “A aixteen-: girl ts the citizen of Columbus year-old the highest-salariea and undoubtedly the highest-mlaried girl of her age tn che world. She draws as much in as the Eee Uae oa “This well-paid young woman ts Miss Zisle Janis, « mimic who made a great ‘Rit In New York last summer. She recently signed a ecatract with a New York company, but her Columbus friends have no Ob a mung pleads o€ bar: 6am pensation, A personal letter received here ys y enya: ‘ The President Supported. INCH President MoGall was exam- ined before the. Legislative Com- mittee he has received hundreds OFFICERS: * \John A, MoGall, President. ay S Ss Suit has been inst! tuted for the recov ery of thes: amounts, method ty to credit} dollars has been pa Chanoey M.-Dowho,. Chair- /man Board of Saldry Rais- »“ "Phe contract covers the next three years and calle for the payment to Miss ing. all profits .on ou: Janis ‘by her employers of $150,000 in money (960,000 a year), besides the expense Wall street synd! of her travel in a special cai - - cate invest: % That green Ught quivering over these few Unes can only be explained by the INESTY used to be foldtte tea all losses to our volicy- | Jealousy of the Press Agents’ Association, CHARLES DARNTON, the best policy. but |) death "cialis ae AU defereed:payment policies are etill deferred policies, Home Office Improvements. A NEW gold root has been put over hugbnnd that when he will send us ina picture as small and as. charming, as “pretty and well painted as you"— ‘There the story ends, with ot a word Sentai followed the epeech. He Meant All Right. N connection with the annual spring pe deferred pay ment plans thé .most profitable’ to thy of- the president's office. Our com+ ri itiow Of the Pennsylvania Acad- pany tas also invested $4,000,000 in ge tow emy of Fine. Aris, Philadelphians ficials of @ company, | sonyx flora end arojhenring a story whichis almost téo A Cc P aie Apeats, and |. | meeeoormddors for the good to he true. j ountin: street connec- | home building. Our Raspiine: to Pai Somaabaa ae! ig Puzzle, iioiss Of letters from his friends and relatives, | Reales Tate’ eiceds, a8 well as high oMcials in the company, Gommending him ‘for the atand he took | On the stand that all the money in- | trusted to his care as a sacred trust for the widows and orphans was his to | lond, spend or glye just as it pleased, him, Saeinaeataanen ‘The deferred payment plan of Our Own Insurance’ Company is to defer all payments to policy-hajders. All a ments to friends, relatives, business and polttiedl-associations of our officers ure paid: promptly. Ours ts a. strictly mu- tual company—for our’mutual friends. real estate and the 4,000,000 improvements we have rocemly put In the home office, In- eluding the onyx ‘Aoors, have all been cretited as pasots in the little booklet ‘0 place three squares on the'nine squares ‘composing the big square in such a way that each row, counting the’ squares in the laree figure and the one you place tigre, will have just four squares, The number of squares must amount to four counting in every direction, Ap and down, cross- ways gnd diagonally, Ifyou numbor the thi tra squares 80 am to dis- ‘Mnguish them and place them’ ea shown Above, you will do the: trick, eldedly pretty wit one of the un- puocessful applicants for admission to the gallery's walls called-upom a-certain highly talented and well-known. member et the jury to vlond her husband's gauge, Sto was sincere: ahe was ¢lo- ‘auent; the great man's beart was ftouched—but what couli he do. for h r only too well the See. cast Ooty Tie ot Vase net. t nat he Py KA 1 O sand Your good @FOR GIOVE AU. perplexed. yowng people can obtain expert advice on their tangled love affairs by writing Betty, Letters for her should be addreased to Betty, Post-Office Box 1354, New York. infatuated with him if you object is very vulms Re Aissing yoy. ee: ae 2 e018. An iy ee 1 ewer She Bakes Angel Cake 2 © @ pe Soe d Gries It On the. Dog © Have a Laugh with the Funny Men. Lontisville Journal Man: “How's your wholesale liquor business coming on?” I've Bot ten regular cus- tomer: "Don't see how you ‘can live on ten customers.” “Oh, they're army people.” eee The boys are back in town, we find ‘They've pquadered all their plunks, And some have left thelr heans behind And somehave left their trunks. we. mail to! all policy-holders, A new carriage entrance and private elevator tas been’ pot-in for the president. Our Barroom. DON'T PUNISH THE, DARLING .- DOGGIES + cal ebellS ALL RIGHT, Dallas News Map: “You awill notion,” remarked the ob- servant individual, ‘that there is sel- dom anything that goes through with- out @ whitch,’ “That's 90," replied, one who knew. “For instance, few men go through life without getting married,” Kind O14 Gentloman—Do you. smoke igarettes, little boy?" 'fittle Boy—Naw, but I'll lét you take a few puffs frum’ me cob polpe if yer wanter, Our Own Life Insurance Company. w Founded by ROY L. MCARDELL, Cur Mortality Table. EVERAL hundred volicy-hojders dying ‘recently, oow thousand. out to total brands of wines, liquors and cigars are carried in stock. The bartenders are courteous and gentlemanly and will write you a policy or mix you a drink with equal neatnens and despatch, UR barroom offers a treat to| The free lunch has been entirely sus- O policyholders and others. To | pended, pA avold any criticlam to the effect| Our officers, always alive to’ the best \that the company is making money. in ‘the Mquor traffic, the officers will care- ‘tully see to It that the company makes out a0 «money whatsoever of our Palatinl barroom. Only the cholvest interest of our company and its kindred connections, wilt devote personal at- tention to our well-stocked bar, They, as well a8 our courteous bartenders, are g00d mixérs, and all during office hours ‘will be found in the cate, Good News from the Field. UR 4trector of agencies has just O returned from @ trip to the West, where he reports business as most encouraging. a ociation of| Our, | agents, the’ Slylics | are now given com missions double the amount of every | policy they write. Several successt | Western — fielamen are hiring men ». the day to get Insured. We pay the highest cash prices for all new busi!- And at Inst to the eure of the her kkeh= His Pic a! ¥ t maxim enme “When under the collar you'rd) a hot j if From Beely Odett's lant wnaital awat, yi Or when a {alr damsel.in av Omanht Comes ‘foiiza with a) summons ond “‘atolea’ “on the Ta Ap ing “And. when at @tate Banquets, srevil your lettern, , 5 or ig friends make you stick to i rage, (Thought mow you ure fob ate loug)— A PHtlosophine! ‘When at taut vou discover, at peventye four, wy Rr That life is @ ¢ake and exietence bore; Fi 3 i When folks won't bélieve all your mo- tives are pure, Set your teeth then and holler this axiom sure~ 3 ! Philonophiset" ‘Ah, gratefully gobble thie maxim of Piatt! ‘Whatever we 80 or wherever we're at, bigs tate prove unkindly and fortune rude, Let's stick lke « Jecch to one grand Plattituae— Ping Philosophie! Time to Increa ON, PRANCI8 BAYLI86, a histor jan. of note, on returning: from meeting one Thankéslving met Nitholay Titaghast, one, of mort humordus and eloquint of fe members of the Bristol County bar, the sitting room 2t Atwood's hi ; In the .courre of the jeany: i which ensued Mr. Baylis sald to. 3 Tilinghuat, acvording to a4 Boston Herald: “I have deposited @ 19 cent plece in, the gontribution box, to” be placed dn interest wot 2 Pech heaven." m1 et . Mr, ‘Ciltinghi «tab, nie ast replied: ot ae — will amount to a very BOARD OF DIRE Prof. Josh M.A. Pit anthropipt.. Sa Old Doctor ‘ + the} Pion agbied eh yang ; aesie ¢ wick, Promoter, Cleveland, 0. Madame Therese’ Humber:, Promoter, Paris, © ners, We expect to wiite @ biitic doliars’ worth of businces this fan By-Law 23, | GENTS and policy-nriders ate A again reminded that pi are ex- Deoied to spend -thetr time ons “money th the company's barroom, a STUCK TO His GUNS, Johnny had '® ttle gun, % % Its volce. was loud and strong; © - It wont off vety suddenty, And Johnny went along. Washington Life, RS Are you sure you know what 1s 4 drink too much? off Troublesome Cousin. Doar. Betty: A @ young lady, eighteen years age, in love th @ young man. Every time ‘he calls, my oo fp also elghtoen years of agi into the parlor, Wihen we go out sho wants to go, too, She alvo brings an- other girl feond with her, My cout tells me that this young man hi her to marry him And my _iThe Modern Girl Who Would f Attain Popularity Must -—= E sociable. B Be unselfish. Be ‘generous. Be ® good listener. Never worry or whine, Btudy the art of pleasing. Be frank, open and truthful. Always be ready te lend a hand. Be kind and polite to everybody. Be eolf-contented, but not conceited; Never monopolise the conversation, ‘Toke @ genuine Interest in other peo- ple, Always look on the brigit side of things, Take pains to remember names and inces. Never oriticise or way unkiiid things of others, Tok for the good in others not for ahe| thelr faudts, says Succeas Magasine. Lg Toastes and sme! article, r wig sei eat po K-tohen tably wi ood ounces, pone with but lithe * Forgive and forget injuries, but never forgot benety Culuvate strength and ith, and thus radiate UraRe. « Beauty To Make Brilliantine, R BADER~To make briitantine, | the following formula: Castor ol, 4 fluid drame; sweet almond of, 31-8 fluld ounces; glycerine, $1-2 fluid drama; jockey club extract @ramis; elcoiol enough so E cream recibe, which at night afier wap! and dryjog Jt bone dry. (Wi the morning with a goad iy EDITED By JTARGARET HUBBARD AY ER. Rojcice as genuinely in another's suc . cess as in her own, Always be considerate of the. And feelings of others. Have a gov time, but never let fim degenerate into Meenr Have a kind word and a cheery, encouraging siutle for every one, Learn to control herself under the most trying olrcumstances. Belleve in the bratherhood of man and recognize no claps distinetions. _ Do not be self-opintonated. but Ksten with deference tothe opthloas of others.” Never utter wittiolsms at the risk giving paln or hucting samo one's. tesl> ings, os Be ambitiods and energetic, but never benefit yourself at the expenm at er 2 oe agua and righte, ther. ‘Ho 4s courteous inferlors as you a) superiors, Do not bore jong, tedious « dilating on Your own ai ints. « ered {ron 4 ever the. hey three apie Prt hte bi ue bly. soft water; let mimmer until ie the nifoae Hi, ees MIND + Thoeh ate mony @aye for vr pia hahaa. |: les dauellx Mates 3 Tou x é "4 4 4 H