The evening world. Newspaper, July 29, 1905, Page 7

ve sae ik ‘The Man with a Thirst ante By sien Green. ee al SER,” said the Cigar Store Man, “that Willlam Jerinings Bryan is booming Gov. Folk, of Missourl, )tof the Presidential nomination tn 1908." “Just aboyt a year ago,” reminded the ‘Man Higher Up, “William Jennings Bryan was advocating the election of Judge Parker with his mouth and in- serting a knife into him with both hands, Mr. Bryan knew that Judge Parker was a 100 to 1 shot, but he told the people to vote the straight ticket just the same. “Of course, Mr. Bryan likes Gov. Folk. of Missour!, but when you see a-boom sprung three years before the time for nominations it fook» suspt- clons. Goy. Folk, being from Missouri, will doub' want to ba shown why Mr. Bryan {is boosting him just at present. It’ ‘that: the com- Manding reason is that Gov. Folk is an honest man, “Politics has come so close to the chloride-of-lime treatment.stage in the United States that as soon as an honest man is elected to an office that makes him a national figure there is a loud shout that he ought to be President. It is too bad that the strictly honest official Is generally bull- headed and that as coon ag he gets into office he frames up a-line.of conduct * that queers him, “There is a law on the statute books of the State of Missouri‘closing fie saloons on Sunday.’ St. Louis’ is in Missouri, but.S8t Louts fe not a Sunday-closing town. Hundreds of thousands of her people—decent, ,law~ 4 e@biding, honest citizens—are against the Gunday-closing law, but they. are * outvoted by tho people of the interior of the State. \ “"Gov. Folk takes thé stand that because the law is on the books ft must_be enforced, and says, that if tho people don't like it they can repeal it. But they van‘t repeal {t,-and he knows/!t, Fortunately, perhaps, the religious element in any community in this country comes to deciding Sunday observance questions, The people who don’t drink beer are gener- ally able to pass laws to restrain’ people who do drink beer trom drinking it at certain times, “Naturally the people of St. Louis who have been accustomed for years to spend Sunday afternoon under trees’ of a summer garden, meking rings ~ Of @ Wooden table with the wet bottom of a beer-glass and Mstening to the + music, are dead gore at Gov. Folk. They regard the enforcement of the law as @ strangle hold on their personal liberty. They are the people who elected Mr. Folk. Experience in New York has shown that when voters | get the idea that their personal liberty is being interfered with they put fie interferer out of business, , Many an officeholder has gone in to the ' qusic of the clapping hands of the people and come out the back door wita ‘ a pair of rubber sneaks on, simply because he was so honest-that he was ‘ gnabje to be reasonable.” 1, > “A law 16 a law,” proclaimed the Cigar Store Man. f “¥es,” agreed the Man Higher Up, “and if all the laws were enforced Gverybody would be in jail but the inmates of the foolish houses.” Little Willie’s Guide to New York. Morningside Park. OARNINGSIDE PARK is like a whoale lot of other en- terprizes in nu yoark it is bilt on a bluff. it moastly concists of stoane stairs that seem as if thay were going to leed cleer up to hevven but get tired half way thare and stop off shoart at barnerd collej. a few yeers ago moarningside park was a wilderness poppulaited by in- juns and gotes and now it is oanly intessted by harlim- ites whitch is a good joak on moarningside park. once @ strainger from faraway nu yoark aitty went to pay a call 0 on mMoarningside avnoo and he tride a short cut ackross moarningside park and twenty yeers laiter the nusepaivers were full of stories abbowt @ Iong-beerded wild man clad in cloathes of a fashun twenty yeers out of daite who wuz wandering aimlesly abowt tho park muttering a forren ksh that sownded like Letmegetout, ono of his legs was a yard appear than other from walking so long on the side of the hill. evvery ig in pleted mer all the bentches.in the park are full of luvvers who are so braive that thay doant care if thay nevver find thare way out becawse thay know that love will find a way. all the poleesemen in moarningside. park in ‘the eevning ware blinders, when the fort george crowd get onto that the park ‘will be nicer than evver.and the nabering druggists will lay a knockowt drops by the hoggeedd. good oald knockowt drops. A. P. TERHUNE, the Man Who Bars the Door. |; & sb legexi ne aa nenenen ¢ © A PAASEOOOOHOEDVEDS 20eosees DPETOSHSELSPSHESDSDOOOD $HF-H61HSHHHOSOSOHGHGHHSF HOSHHH HHS? Are We Coming to This? qos ‘Setur oy enon fax Be co wx “eon Jw: By J. Campbell Cory. BLOOTHEGIDHDASIOHOE3HOOS- ‘ih i i ‘When mcrning comes I seek the porch) hotels at this price—they are robbing And there I blindly grope you.”—Smart Set. Around to find my chunk of ice ‘ es hota Ue my good microscope, He—1 only know that I love you. z Coane, ‘Tribune, She—Oh, deat; I thoyght you*knew all Ve miout an Ce ancrty Coo teraners “Dear John,” Seah ‘Mra, Newlywed from the shore, “I inclose the hotel jane, I inclose check,” wrote John “but Please don't buy any more ‘Sie asked the Benatorasitile boy. a “Nemegis’ 7” At iN resis,’ my son," repjiedthe sen. Stor. wearily, “Is a female officeseeker Bet. | Cut such a fellow as George to marry. You know dozens of better ‘looking, brainier and richer men, marry George? Grayce—I don’t see why you picked Gladys—That's very true. Grayce—Then why are you going to er Some woof «the # Best w Jokes & of # the w Day. 56 Je whom, in a moment ‘of foolish kind heartedness, vou promised to assist.”— Catholic Standard and Times, ee Journal. choly ‘philosopher, better chance of getting full ae i I Gladys—Gimply because he has asked me to, my dear.—Loutsville Courter- “The good die young,” sald-the melan- “Yes,” answered the clumsy optiniist; How a Married Man May Make Pin Money © many of\my dear boys write me S ‘asking mo’ how they can carn money. "Most of these ato married Ten whose wives will not allow them pin money. In these days, when women are the wage-carnets almost exciusively, and man mudt mind:the house and chil- dren, it ts only falp that an indulgent wife should allow ‘her tusband pin money, Most wives never scom to think that a husband may need @. little spending monoy, and many timid\ husbands can- not nerve themecives ta the point of asking for e weekly allownnce. For shame! Think of patient papa with all the household cares upon his sours, working home et. the dull @omestic tasks of ecrubbing, sweeping, evoking, mending, washing, minding the to cheer up wifle when she;comes home fatigued after her day's work at the office or in the workshop! A Little Kindness to Papa Goes a Long Way. B kind to husband and father. Give him a little spending money for himself. Do not compel him to pad: the grocer’s or butcher's bill! flo not¢humilinte him to the mecessity of going through his wife's pockets when she is asleep, Anyway, & man cannot finda woman's pocket, and if the wife is employed where she is ex- ected to dress well, ber dress, after the modern mode, will not contain any pocket. The wife whois a business woman ts out in the bustling world with friends and clubs to distract her, while the poor tusband has to silt home wearily watching the clook while this spouse ts having a good time out with the girls. The Big Brother Needs @ Little Pocket-Money. AINY young’ men, sholtered at home by their fathers, who have to aasist in the household Gruigery wile the fortunate sister has her wages to spend, feel the need of pocket-money ax well. To those young men and old whose mothers and wives selfishly or unthink~ ingly deprive thom of pin-money I ‘would say, “Be independent." There are ® lot of ways a bright young man may earn money at home and not be dependent on his sister and mother. To these I would say, ‘Always ask papa’s Mamma is too busied with her work; but ask papa, Papa is always home; papa knows how it is himeelt. Always Invito his confidence. Qne good plan is to anake iron statu- ary at home. How to Make Iron Statuary at Home. OU have doubtiess seen how subur- ‘ban people of artistic tastes deco- rate their Iawns with iron statu- Teturns on thelr tife insurance policies.” ary, dogs, deer and the like. Washington Such articles find ready sale, and any THE “MEN'S: PAGE All to’ Thernselves. HPSPW INU Vr ie 1) senin tw Suni eniny Edited by Roy L. McCardell. All Questions for Health, and Fashions as They Concern the Down-}, trodden Sex Will Be Cheerfully Answered Here. Housework, Complexion} biyeht young man with a little practioa can make them and sell them to hie friends, Gather a lot of scrap tron, automo= Diles that may have been broken down: at the, door, old ketties, sad-irons. an@ tho Ike, and molt them down on Kitchen stove, Stir constantly, that the botling does not atick, and every now and pour 4 small spoonful into @ glass water, 80 a8 to be ablo to tell when iron ts ready to joll. Preparing the Mould. Now prepare.a mould. This can be made of sand, and the family sin or cat can bo used as a model. Put Fi e83 Fs i dog or cat In the mould, leaving an ~ air space to breathe, as you may to use the dog or cat again. When the mould bas hardéneg take out the dom or cat, close the mould again and in your fron, which has now melted: & taffy-like consistency, ‘While it is hartening you may inate tice at your musio lesson, or at sewing and darning, which, thanias. Supt. Maxwell, who saw whither we i were drifting, everybody is taught»att Publ school. ‘When your cast-iron statuary fe take it out and, after wrapping in attractive packages, carry over New Jersey and sell to rural Be careful to be home at nightfall, & young man moy be talked he ts out late, Do Not Muss the Kitchen.” Be careful when you are cleaningathm statuary not to muss the kitchen, amit! only makes more ‘work: ton:aier ee in cleaning up. One of my young men frienfsy, earned all his pin money this way. » pother has made enough to buy him-ab whole lot of beautityl clothes. by ing wild animals at home. His vik rendiy interested in his fhe cp cow fr w traction Es a ee ook, In care they 40 not ot irlgitten Dowdy Women. S6QQHANGHAT {9 @ busy city, nwrites © correspondent, “Al more conglomerate, cosmopoli- ‘tan town can hardly be found on the crust of this earth, and this 18 Just now accentuated by the preasure of a bors of uncanny-looking ‘ruskies’ arrived from Poft Arthur, “The hotels are overcrowded with Rus- slans, The way some of these officers’ wives dress and come ito table ts, to put it mildly, disappointing. In loose dress- ing jackets, house gowns, with Tuga around their shoulders, their hair done up in such fashion you-cannot tell whether it with knives—and tel—verily, it is sernenne: peor of indifferent carria Pe ‘out a good-lool ‘he general Impresalon make is certainly THE ~ WOMAN'S # CORNER © © © In Which Piuch Will Be Found to Interest itome-Piakers Our Lady of Nerves. HE woman who is nervous from I ill-health, overwork, anaemia or other physical ailment merits the warmest sympathy, gays the PbMadelphia Telegraph, But it fs the Poseur—the woman who is “afraid” to walk a square at night when masculine escort is available, yet who would walk @ mile 4f sufficient lure was at the other end and it was to-go alone or not to Get It-it is to this descendant of the Being fomale of fifty years ago that Home *: _ Hints. Housewife’s Cilonatas » Whipping Eggs. Is an art with which even many ex- porienced cooks are not familiar. , Wire egg beaters are the right sort to use @or angel food, meringues, of anything the cells are to be coarse, will: ‘cowa Cou ms ‘ould some one. sareit this vp baby and tell her, after sulta Pimper od pula aed hay 3 Rind she t > sellishnoss ands reat Hon @ her own w Bt pigEary but aa ties ee bon The Magic Square, With severiteen, yeake the aDpen tne Ppt mig them through North 4 eee tes and yollis togather, | Puszle is Ar t- consistency, Yor cus- (Bal hve sates erate od old ge 4 FF J.P. Tigeas $80,000 Crystal Cup: HE American stomach is sald to ‘be the worst treated in the world, Bo badly ‘the stomachs of Uncle Sam's nephews fare that a io cooking school is contemplated. In summer especially, aay many moiical authorities, the food {t {s forced to. digest is injurious to the system, Mrs. Abbi) Dodge recently wrote. the folow(ng rules for coaxing the,stomach, ‘whereby, 'sne said, Maine people lve\to very old age; “You may ifve to a ripe old age by following sensibio habbits of eating. ‘1, Bat only pure, wholesome food, welentifically prepared, “2. Chow all solid food until it dis- ‘appears in the mouth and is swal- owed without a conscious effort. Do ‘not take Another mouthful until you mouth: throngh thorough mastica- ton. Sip slowly all Nauids having taste, and never drink anything, while food i in ;the mouth, Mat Be ys and deliberately. * Mollan, these rules and you'll ot » leading to and robust: account of the hot weather, take my word for it, ner will cpol you, would suggest, What Is,Being Done for the American Stomach. ter-Ooean. This man, a@ sincere “You.meed not," he euys, “fast on It {9 warm, but your din- Ldsten to what 4 Here ig my ideal menu for hot weather: = Buen of the stomach, i» worth quoting, entatoane on Ice, Little: Neck Clams, ree Consomme. Cold Trout fn fspio Telly, Cold Virginia Hi “coia String Beans, as-enuch as he wants. ‘The fish was cold salmon, which was Something more than cold, really chilled through, although not frozen. The aro- which 1s pale green in color, furnishes as delightful a Contrast to the sense of taste as to the Matic sauce ravigote, sight. aleo ohilied thoro! igatoy pears yy sdigioe Peer the dinner. ‘The & gold, pasizy Alled with served. ‘Then the person willing to trf| A 7 TER taking meneurements o the strong, hot mixture is able to take ‘The soup was strained chicken gumbo, ‘ed | weight being about 117 pounds, ace wet at ae, "|' TO TAX WOMEN'S CLOTHES, th fo thea ‘mi over and above one for every day wear , Change the Crow to a Batter. The Game of Blizzard, NEW and pretty game is “Draw- A ing-room Buzzard.” To enjoy it best go into the hall, or longest ‘room in the house.. Sometimes the door between the two small rooms may be opéned, and thus give plenty of space. Divide the players. end, half to the other. Fasten two extra wide each end, for foals. For a ball, make ‘this ball in the middie of the room, an ‘blow the ball over the opposite goal, ig scored to the winning side. 7 makes @& wonderful lot of woman will be as earnestly other goal as. ¢he children are, i A Woman’s Height. height of women in France, land and America, a doctor ‘an- nounces that the English woman is the tallest and the American woman comes next, The avemge height of the French woman ts 6 feet 1 inah, The American ‘woman ts nearly two inches taller, and the women of Great Britain half an inch taller than the latter. American women, however, welgh slightly moro! than either of the others, thelr average To raise money for the French ‘Trens- ury the Municipal Council of La Cour- tine gravely proposes that @ tax be levied on every dress a woman possesses and one for Sundays and fete days. a large one of paper, something like those used for shaving papens, Placo at a given signal, let cach player, previ- ously armed with a small fan, try to ‘The number of goals to @ game must ‘be planned beforehand, and each success ‘his game fun, and soon every old gray-haired, man and Beauty °*: Send half to one Perspiring Hands. ; Dear Miss Ayer: hi ANDLY let mo have. a- stop perspiration of te mana A, Bi Por profuse perspiration af-ther Salicylic acid, 2 drams; impure, bonate of zing, 2 ounces. _ surface, Everything at Once. ar eriiane you formulas ic con © For Piackheats: Pure,! "| 2 ounces; cologne, 1 ounce; Mquor- he| POt#8s4, 1-2 ounce, Apply st night-alftert Washing the face thoroughly with «api and warm avatar, Yor Pimples; Beta-napthol,-6 grainsy oli of chamomile, 5 drops; ointment o; Denzoated oxide of zinc, 4 ounce. Use on the surface, For Red N Glycerine, 1 ounce rosemary water, 1-2 ounce; carboMo acid, 20 drops, Mix thoroughly and apply te the face with a soft cloth or a velyet sponge, Garden Sage for Hair. Dear Misa Ayer: 4 HERD can I got garden sage for @ hair tonic? W4 4 color the hair? Ww. T. Any druggist will supply you with the sage, which is one of tho ine Bredients of the following rule, Green tea, two ounces; garden sage (last crop), two ounces, Put in an tron pot and pour three quarts of water bolting over them, Cover the pot closely and jet stand and simmer until you have reduced the quantity to three quarts, then take off the Arg Let it stand for twenty-four hours, then strain, Wet the hulr thoroughly every night, rub- bing the jotion well into the sealp with bie Anger tips, Let the hair dry thor- ily bets sigin ‘i rhea wolng to bed, or it may Yes, it wt color the alr slightly. To Darken Red Halr, Dear Miss Ayers there a harmileas recipe for gartone I ing red hair? RB It you really wish to cuange go. oe Hints, tapes near] By Margaret:Htubbardeiyert PEE I » ese Hi