The evening world. Newspaper, July 27, 1905, Page 13

1046000008054 POD VLOSTLOSOSIDOES DD? LO39OO4 090000 6 hi All—That’s All! By J. Campbell Cory. Holds a. Reception and Gives a Delightful Talk on the Compensations of.a ‘ Criminal Life. ° ey By. Roy L. McCardell. .... T was 99 kind of you to come, really!” sald the Fashion- able Murderer, as he gave a gracious handshake to each “Not at all, you dear thing!” exclalméd the Lady President of the Soctety for the Bocouragement of Cute Criminals, “we are only too glad to come. Let me in- troduce you to Mr. Sawftsope, our ng “Qhawmed, indeed!” murmured Mr, “And now if you will range yourselves we will have our phi é for the press, Here, my dear” (to the Fashionable Murderer), Kindly powe gazing in ecstatic contemplation of this ily, and hope?’—it will look so much. better.” Se : “ab, tf mother could only see me now!” exclaimed the onal Murderer. “Everybody is #0 sweet to me. Of course, from an ethical. staha- ‘point, I know I should not have given vent to homicidal hanta. Yet,.|, strange to say, I loved my wives. But’ they bored mé eo. (And eager the’ first wife, she had no poetry, no repose, She actually went owt’ doting my DEAR BARON To mE- MOW MUCH HAVE YOU GOT ? AND How MUCH Borrow ? HAVE YOu GOT “Will you kindly pose?” menial work, and her hands got in a horrible condition. It was impossible to exist yfider such a condition. I was so interested in higher {deals that, really, she Jarred upon me, and so I—I”—— } “Yes, I know, you poor thing!” said the Lady President of the Society | 2 fer the Encouragement of Cute Criminals. “you showed a reversion to primitive passions. How grand you must have looked! A butcher knife, I believe?” ne The Fashionable Murderer shuddered. “Mon Dieu!” he exclaimed, “some jealous mansladghterer, some awk- ‘ward person who has killed a friend by accident, has tried to ruff me by accusing me of such a thing! The lethal weapon was s beautiful {yory-| % “handled paper-cutter. I was in my dressing-gown reading Ruskin, when | 4 my unfortunate wife came in from the kitchen to tsll me Iunchéon was| % served, I looked up and saw her coarse hands, nails uneared for, epatulated | finger ends, and the thought rushed through my head, "Why hasn't she| © beautiful hands? She never will have pearl-Hke nails and tapering pink! % hands!’ And on the impulse [ aid it I am too emotional, 00 pteclpitate. 4 he wes never a tidy woman; she mussed a favorite fug; tt-was her last| © act. Spite! Pure spite!” : ei) : “Calm yourself!” exclaimed Mr. Sawfteope, “yours is too amet & nature to be ruffled.” ee hp aia ‘sWell, it tanght me a lesson,” said the Fashionable Mardente, “I. glways used chloroform after that, except in two cases whe 7 wee in « hurry. ‘Then I used strychnine; but-I never stayed im to see the effect. I am too tender-hearted, I cannot bear suffering.” ig rd $OOOOO000O99OSLOEOOOE HEHE LOSE 8 E9-45600GO9LS00DU0G OF FOG 4 008444 9S OOOOLHO6OODEOEE$O0OS OOOCOOOOHOOOHEH OOS ‘There were murmurs of, “ant he eweati" “Oh, the poor daar” aai@f SOme w of # the # Best # Jokes w of # the w Day. Je deen investigated and that all our om-|Drover, flying cf Nell—Maud's husband is ‘rom Ken- | teacher says the Lord gave Moses two | Madoogus. “He ts forever blowing his 2 ; = tablets,—Medioal Stendara. own hern.” 4 Belle—I thought she always said she o ee “Yes, answers McTimms. “He blows would never marry @ title.—Puiladel-| She wore her heart upon her sleeve, |hie own horn away from home, but “and yet,” said the Fashionable Murderer, “of what use was my euc-|Dule Record. clays have eo Rae Fg thane nt there he plays second fiddle.”—Chicago dt gece that gang happens to disp! to-day Trifune, wreol rifetng myself? ‘The, papers are so full of those dull polities! and iife-tn- Jonany Par, aa Mow have the dys «A gorgeous diamond on her band. PORN US San ea me hing iandlaatind — aurance ecandals Seen bi 4 self-re- pepsia, wi you've got wan! take specting murderer!” And with a sigh he turned to arrange the)" Yetherstow. on earth 4o I kmow?| “Dia you ever hears man who talked | company. He—He seems crasy to masry her, Of roses gent him fresh every hour by his new @nd numerous | wet makes you esk such 2 question? |as much about how he manages bis| Agent—Why, en— I wish to be hanes lends, . Joknay—Why, our Sunday schoo! | household as Bilfferty does?” asks My, | with you. Surely you know that we've eT ee A Good Watc 2 ' , Papa’s Girl Gives a Watermelon-Fest. i By Ferdinand G. Long. SURE YOUR MOTHER, ) DOESN'T WANT IT SEN > ia Sure! Dont ‘You | i if WORRY ABOUT ME, I SAN CARRY IT. : P} ALL RIGHT r ‘This splendid trick can be done with very little preparation. The news- paper used for the cornucopia is not a plain. sheet of paper, but a sort of beg, made by pasting half a aheet of news- paper to the sheet, leaving the top open ‘When the cornucopia ts being made, @in at the corner of the top of and the double sheet of paper i the bag, will give Romé Magasine; Bhureday. Event ng: Sore 27> 1905. PODIORDED HM AMEDRODOEHDID® | to the frame, and these should be united resigned. Merchant—That'e just %. I'm oon. |the kite in fi vinced thet @ company which could sur. |{f placed too low f eouldn’t bejmays the Chicago FSR STAD CN 7 Kind: Words for Coraminstoner of Mduieatton Willlain ‘t, Maméily Of the’ Department of the Interior, has tsoued/\s Government pamphist of f -Woar te “Benetactors” | Manly eulogizing John D, Rockatellor—Newa Nem ‘ Bede H OW “tho richest and the coldast” man who wants to be “the aldest': Must enjoy the pleasant reading of that,GQovernment report! And must bless kind Mr. Harris whilé Miss: Tarbell ‘tries to monroe By her readings of proceedings that were taken down fn court. That report so kind and fair is. Hear\these kindly words from Harris: “At an early age he started, hoping to {uah i Pred ke He made light”—emall dealers’ pursea? Hetice these light and olly cura Now he’s spending great, unending gums of gash’ to edacate. Thus the benefit the people certainly are tound to renp'll Quite o’erbalance all this ewiogy at Government expense. __ And—we really hate to shout it—“What are you to do about it?” . While you're feeling thoughts a-stealing, feeling just like thirty cents: #1 Any trust king who may wish’ll send his name to the offtctal Oey ‘Who writes "U. 8. Scads and Fanctes,”-published by your Uncle Sam, With no-word about the rebates, watered stock or froren short skates, Keep on hoping for soft soaping and don’t fear a opuel slam, as P, 8,—We confess ‘tle a plot of come sort 4 oping To boon ctreulating each frenated report:) sinus Little Willie’s Guide to New York. «: Ghe Gombs.- = ts at FEW yeers ago the warden’ of the tooms said ‘Tite plaice {a not atracktiv enuff and-haff. of the pemgpdie ie emty and a lot of our guests mevver come back. after one vizzit go Iet’s bild a nice up to daft with moddern luksuries and all the .cumferts and so the new toome prizven was. bdilt and it. so poppuler that mannf\pesple keep going yeer after yeer and others give it-as thare purmunnens. adress. it is konveenyently sichuated on senter atrest next to the krimminlé korthouse eo that guests heavoss uw orl of size and lissen to the funny trials but thay come bak becawee the tooms {s a hard plaice to leeve, thare are me He pars in all the windos and the bedroome:are luckeuritsly ‘fa fron and thare ‘is a free karrtj route be¢woen the tooms and the neerest’ (> summer reezort which is called biakwels jlend. algo: thare 1s 4 dirreckt car line to the sitty haul and tameny haul and other poppular scenes. the is tnaide of gray stoan and has towers and an outer wall.and by One, like a kastle and when a lot of forren cownts offer t girle t key to thare ansestral kestle that is erally the thay reffer to.’ says the moar he seer of the ackot lashuns at summer hoatels the moare deesirable the tooms seeme to him as a plaice of rezzydence, when { graw up 1 meen to maik myself werthy to live in sutch a nice plaice as good old toome. , & P, TERHUNEL An Easily Made Japanese Kite. A Wer ton in the asaton by i like thet in the Mustration by taking the thin strips of bamboo that are found in Japanese fan» and ar ranging them es shown snd then) cow ering them with tase paper. Several short stringy should be tied this knot, for if ft is placed too high ‘The tail twelve times PE TEE batter ua rereeSselt, t F 5 ee to epend, ter having fought a May Manton's a 6 | ee i i ie ity 4 rey lai be ti i 83a i tel sf : has od f & e é 5 zs 4 ess i ram in nae 28 ‘Rattorn 5,108 ts eh ae How to Obtain Theee Pattern ‘ Call or Sead by Maile the > Evening World May Man m Fash: Bureau, 21 Weat! 234 St, \ \ Blouse with Yoke: rm No, 6,102."