The evening world. Newspaper, May 2, 1905, Page 12

9 MBean Press Publishing Compan, ic, y, No. 68 to 63 Park Row, New Yor! Tnierea at the ‘Post-Office at New "York as Second-Clase Mail Matter, i i C t Ate ves? oe eananens orconne nme se aercsvescceserssINOv THE CANNY UP-STATE MORALISTS. _ When the city “organization” Republicans told the State leaders of | Set party that the Raines law hotels in this city were “hell-holes,” and “gihat if something were not done to diminish their number and improve ‘ftheir character the “party of great moral ideas” would surely suffer in ‘ élections, the Hon. John Raines responded _ So ag a and with great flourish introduced a bill to plug up ‘Siome of the “hell-holes,” and to take some of the ‘hell out of the rest. eee ‘f° The bill was favorably considered and reported. ind moral reformers of this city took courage. “Gio hope that the “hayseed” Mlalators had at last conceded that New rt Yorkers really know something as to the needs and wants of their city. But Senator John and his countrymen had another trick up their The bill was mysteriously held back. ‘They ‘stood pat’ until the saloons and Raines law hotels wanting licenses in this dty had 5 thelr applications, As a result, $15,000 above the $7,200,000 paid “Pier licenses last year had been collected on Saturday night, and yesterday “the number was still further increased, + “Bo the constituents of Raines and his truly moral associates will get Mew York’s “tainted money” to reduce their taxes, and the “hell-holes”’ ce 8 ‘yell continue to do the devil’s business at the old stands, Said on the Side. ASSING of the oyster calla attention to the fact that he was on his good behavior during the season just closed, Not @ hint of typhoid germs or other suggestion of exploded scares of previous years, while he dropped a fow valuable pearls on the side ua souvenirs of his vislt, Btatement that the crop taken in New York waterd, amounttay to 6,082,060 bushels and valued at $7,003,- 700, wae “mostly consumed in New York City, Gives an idea of the im- portant role played by the humble bi- valve im appeasing the gastremomic yearnings of the metropolla, 16,960, + “Why, certainty |" Largest collection of fans in America waid to be owned by a New York so- olety woman, Rather too early in the @eason, however, to judge conclusively, The temperance Chairman Halpin began Reoorted that the secret code of names used by Kansas City Beef Trus\ officials inoluded “penny ante,” “royal flush,” “ace high’ ond other poker terms, Neglect to use “four flush” and “busted straight" may have been due to & desire to avoid confusion of names with the wheat corner operators, ee “New Kast Side Settlement.” Mar- Fiageable young social workers will Please take notice, She—Some people don't know BOO22D 6006562365 ri Isn't politics a great game? And what wonder that the rude poet tohat's good for them in thie world! jo Ho—Yes, bus they're vetier off oe Oh, for a forty-parson power than the people tint know and oe To chant thy praise, Hypoorisyt haven't the price to yes (t!—Detrott we vee Press, eo ee ee Pothe hestiating Tammany legislators: “You cannot serve God and) twenty-seven New Rngland echool- me'ams held up by California bandits, | o Mammon" —nor the People and the Gas Trust. |May have heard of their superior elt. Vote gibfitty for matrimony, E4 i ; ¢ a KING AND PRESIDENT. pote Yesterday King Edward attended the races in Paris, lunched !nfor- at a public cafe, inspected the horses in their quarters, and in gen- : enjoyed himself as any private gentleman of distinction would have There was no cordon of soldiers, no clattering guard of police and no “Sammy of detectives” in evidence, And this in the capital city of Eng- “land's ancient enemy, the resort of radical socialists, of anarchists and all a) of men with “wheels in their heads.” % Why is it that everything Is so different whenever President Roosevelt If he were the Czar visiting Moscow he could paearoely be “protected” with more ostentation. piidearly loves a splurge,” or does the sad fate of three assassinated Presi- “tBents render necessary the precautions which no former President has ees “peomes to New York? ‘¥equired or received? ie Ae sponsible for his inspectors, dees not For the raw material of a most \eease ‘< bes’ on a ' + 8 he likes {t. Otherwise, why should he) qurn out arent savings y , orang-outangs, monkeys and snakes captured and (rained to sub-] yay for suntay hall players to boar]stand for it for a minute? Aud Huge| “pont wear big sleeves and big hats a “ labor” of other lands, tivenind! t thers #hauld be no phiae [Hshmen like ft too. For while the n if you dre short, i 4 by the | pauper Heber ly + ere were eleht elephants velve i ae bat bog for a pollceman’s elui, ber of British subjects who take Am | Don't jump i ° yous clothes and ex- At one importation recently there were elght elephants, twelve o 8 8 can wives {ncreases with overy yoar,| peot to look dressed. here were enough monkeys so t rman labor, rit if ir propagation. éat-grandchildren to his cred y woman of fifty-seven, Gel ng Worlds Ww our next issue the dusetion: an a Chinaman be pi arnited States? ¥ ‘ort Chester, N. Y. walt TIM Sho te Twenty One. ef The Evening World: | past eighteen get money 3 Aeceemed mother, ov a So long as party bosses are permitted to select candidates for Judge, Hthere will be occasion for such a finding as that of the Judiclary Com- smite against Justice Hooker—that he should be removed for acts that _ Were “corrupt, immoral and showing an unfitness for a judicial office.” SELF-HELP IN AN EAST SIDE CLUB. » Newly opened at No, 311 East Broadway is the club-house of the Young Men's Benevolent Association, an organization purely of the east side, ‘Fhe building is a handsome three-story structure Of brick and granite. It lontains a circulating library, a reading-room, buffet, bowling alleys, asium, billiard-room, lecture-room, baths and meeting-rooms, But the fine equipments of the house are not the things that commend Most conspicuously to public interest, @ The new building is the occupying vay. It is the fruit of sixteen years of joint planning and harmonious fort. The $50,000 which the establishment cost came in contributions four hundred very earnest and hard-working young men; not in from any great and rich friends. ‘ exemplary worth of the institution. “Self-help 's the very best help, and influences which develop and ° encourage self-help are greatly to be desired in a community, The spirit ‘of neighborhood endeavor which has raised this club-house in East Broad- way is a grateful manifestation of the uplift idea upon which the final ‘hopes must rest of a general city betterment. * — Supt. Hopper has dismissed three of his inspectors for ‘‘gross negli- 1 in regard to the collapsed buildings. But Hopper, who was re- MENAGERIE IMPORTS, almost wholly dependent on foreign lands. \s ens in the zoological gardens and menageries would in a few years | © to exist were it not for the annual importation of elephants, lions, 4ons, six tigers, twelve leopards, six panthers and two orang-outa ring around a block, and if the snakes were to start in a procession | 9 Broadway, each snake holding on the preceding tail, the H from Castle Garden to Union Square. ea wide range of climate, including the Philippines, Haw: sessions bordering the Caribbean Sea, this raw material for the! geries of the United States came from Germany and was collected | Fthe right variely. As for the e g, the Arizona deseris or some other vacant ters sufficiently increased a literal infant ind an time the menageries and the schoo jorge Schmidt, of Newark, a spri Look to “Battery Dan’ Finn, if ne lives up to his reputation, to give tho Magistrate's bench social tone it has had before, oe “AN {9 sound Anancially,” eays Mr Gould. With the further meaning that ‘Lawsongrams are merely pound and tury, signifying nothing, oe SOs, O64. Corregpondent writing from Chatham }Square sends warning that ‘the Yellow Peril and the Great Beast with the bean Heads have arrived together and that jt ie time to “Get Wise, Get Is it that Mr. Roosevelt Busy, Draw, Hedge.’ This word to the wise should be sufficient, q Judged feom the half-hour «lmpses at park bridle patha that riding is more popular now than before the auto came, Thud of hoofs almost oon- ‘Unuous on Sundays and helf holidays and the procession of equestsians nota ble for general improvement in horae- manship for which the multiplication of riding schools doubtless deserves credit, Tendency to a greater uniform- ity of costume also, Preponderance of (German ridera of interest and the large representation of hatiess horsemen such as to excite remark. Query whether it would inorease the vanity of the hat- less dbuldhead on horseback to see him- self Qs tthers see him. eee “Don't know her? Why, she lives in the same aquare with you,’ “Yes, but she's not in the same circle."—Oleveland Leader, sociation’s very owr in every o 8 6 Speaking of horses, opening of an- other palatial race track scheduled for Vhursday, Promise given that Beimon Park will surpass all existing racing | fields In spaciousness and magnificence Milllon-dollar race track a natural de yelopient of @ sport now in the si00,-} 000 colt and $20,000 jockey stage, with u In this fact is the special pride searon's purses and stakes axgregating ee ee a a ee a Nip \de@uihat $2,200,000, Number of New Yorkers at ddresting the St.) And it is on presiaely this idea that tending the races lust year was con- SMT OH NG Sat DE eu Ueto ee EU | | wervatively estimated at 1,840,000, who day, diecussed the!auccess with men of all natlons, | | paid $3,800,00 for their fun, Lar over present matrimonial proiem, Ray Neat ratar tol | Winnings uf one ov $150,000, Vasi-) If what he says is so perish the sip He eT aN 1OE ti6 news of property Interests in thorough-glunetive-then the solution of the dir man as the Bphing 3 es bred horamilesh in the present year orfficulty ts at hand, Let American) impossibility grace calculated to excite the wonder {Women take Engitsh husbands, Amer-| There are t rs , ot the public, ean men take Ewgitsh wives, And) But to bim whose Kld—Do you oops ever have ter be o 6 6 re you are! ‘Me seltisiness of the) on experience most vaceing ; Action of Bayonne police in dispersing sh lord of creation would be worn to solve os the CODON AW NV OLRevercceoneaything:,| “hop.” the pusgheart vendevs who He in witdte a. tra by ¢riction with the su-|of a new 10- Un for children on the way to Sunday-Jprem ton of his Amert is a Harner Quite Wealthy, achoul raises interesting ethical prod-Joride a solf-denying dev. CSN a at what to put iu for debate whether pen-[the American man find We reward) ty make it dif ; = faigalarite for the heatnen and di-[4n the griselda aualities of his Britt | popular industry the United States | verted to investment anuts, there-J Wife. Oniy-would the Amertean an Dress Don’ The most interesting | uy cont ting to relieve @ local finan: Poonsent? r i al stringency, ape less benefleentiy It ts to be feared not. For tvrannous ¢ wear vertically striped mate- employed than if they reach thelr orlg-faa is the yoke to which he bows } D ral if you are tall. | Tratidestinadon submissive head, there ts no doubt Don't expect #reat bargains to Clara—T was tempted to give her re ts SU a seven days’ wonder | atlis Won't cover @ poor fit. 1 hae, 1 1} es " A 0 ll your allowance outside, if they all joined hands they would | @ piece of my mind, only L didn't Why? Because the American woman| Dott put all your allomance out ee o. is t want to make a se RAPID PRAM $004060099900801-00008604000009400004O4-06.O DO0HHHOH DOLPHS FHE4H4 909004: Wake Up, Mr. Orr! By J. Carnpbell Cory. rags thaws Lee enpos LEE OPA aie a: oa Wissen. a4 Laceby mo sian Z ree é, eee Bis ies won Sie Ye (7 Gommussn re raeeer vaastiat ees Sel toaee LIER Lhd Tras MAS. TMU TS GION IOS HEE OED OOSGY LOS i iH POLE RDIDIIDE 6.99OOHOODOHO04 The Man Higher Up. -|By Martin Green, 1 SHH,” sald the Cigar Store ¢ (669 Man, “that the summer Bum day outing season has am» rived with both feet.” mer outing Hog,” declared the Man Higher Up, "Of course, a hog !s a > | hog the year round, bat it tak j the influence of a nice warm Sunday to make of him a real blue ribbon swine. From early indications the summer street-car hog has hiber- nated to such good effect during the H | winter that he {is fairly savage and | threatens to make of every convey- ance running between the city and + the seaside a live stock express, » | “The window-climbing hog bios ;Somed on Sunday afternoon at the Brooklyn end of the Bridge—blos- |@omed like a glue factory in the % middle of August. His specialty is ; giving weak women the strangle hold, hurling them out of the way jand then climbing into the open | windows of the Coney Island trains, ‘If, in his progress from the platform to the Interior of the car, he happens to insert the heels of his shoes into the visage of some aged man his delight is intense, The window- climbing hag {is usually large and muscular, He should be hunted with a small blackjack which can be car- ried unobtrusively in the bip | Pocket. “The hog who becomes so enam- ored of a cigarette that he has to carry it Into & closed car, hide it be- hind his ample mitt and occasion- ally coat his lungs with the smoke thereof 1s increasing like bacilli on a street-cleaning dump. His brother in breed, the greasy swine, who jcarrtes into a public convey- ance the corpse of an alleged cigar that has dled a_ horribio death, is numerous enough to per- form upon almost every train that | moves in either direction. Sarcastic remarks or courteous requests for relief have no more effect upon these hogs than a similar course of treat- | ment would have upon their four- footed, but more decent, kin. The proper remedy to apply to either of them {s a shot from one of these toy pistols that you load with am- monia. They don't cost much and the suppression of one street-car hog with them would be worth | expense.” “T suppose most of these hogs are, ignorant foreigners,” remarked the Cigar Store Man, >| “Not on your Ife,” Man Higher Up, “If there is thing the street-car hog prideg hime, self upon it is his birthght of 4 | citizenship.” The American By Nixola Greeley-Smith. HIRI are! too “easy!—and goodness knows she | the American who takes a forelgn bride | he only hetr husvands,"* So the b ne of her sex who ts not few ing-| easy enough men) “What, mW Hattie jehtcken doesn’t | vy. Wal- admitted Hoggenhelmer, Don't Kown, Willian ark like a dog. Oye put cost before cut. Sphinx. asked Sam Bernard, of t t9| fascinating girl from Kay's last season | “what {s {t that has two feet un fedders Corded | | Minnie—You dear, would | Although the United States i and the | mean, you did't wont to make a production, Thats the proper Boston Transeript word nowadays Trouble in Babyland. Old, but Quite True. hye THAYER. will she nave to twenty-one? KATHERINE GRIF PEN The City Has No Suoh Plac Kyening World: w York City 4 place of den- tatry where teeth are filled and capped for people at reasonable prices, as buro- pean large cities have, fpr patients: who cannot afford to pay © or 8 for a sapped tooth? De We wait until she | \s clan some time ago that, although women aro weaker physically than men, their clothes average 40 per cent, more jin weight. Said by Lord Russell, aa reported py Sir Mounstuart Grant-Duff, that “some men reach the maturity of their Intel- lect at twenty-one, Hke Mr, Pitt, and hone at seventy-one, ike Palmerston, Heoms to be tie final word in the Osler discussion. | Ley iy Bug There goes rich Vanderbug, He esaor Unie awein’ thing I 4» worth fifty million pumpkin seeds a the diswovery of a new sat- OA and drives the fastest palr of horse- Prof Piekering files in Bugyille fe Miss Leavitt, as: gyi lephants, the ti | wintant DE ALS. i i POE NaN Seri ar met rm Some Big Figures. \ r be use. Ub a , 1 Spe i ; ory Might be used jin me small Magaiicnt A HE total number of passengers on these animal import. ing of stars, a new prodigy tas loomed | carried by electric Hnes each 7; the ho! in the person of Heetor i year In the United States is istry might de In | Mtaopherton We Beoiea “boy astron 5, $85,000,000 dren would sut emer? He began to take an interes A Philadelphia girl has Just been agtronomy at twelve and now at reve awarded a tract of innd Western . cen le has published an important Florida einbractnss 1,200,000 1, y old chap of ninety-five, ) work va “Astronomers of ‘To-Day,'’ Prof, Jolin C, Olsen, of the Brooklyn em a4 ete y i SF Polyleolinic Institute, reports 4,000,000 » WAS Thurried on Easter morning to| juimination against the feminine pete bacteria in one swmple of milk bought ut e country quick r, Osler!) teva: by a Britieh im in Brooklyn, 5 at heats says: “Anything more idiotic ts not to IL is Calentated that $40,000,000 a year is Je met In the whole category of fash Is spent on golf. There are 8i9 golt EY Cc Jions. Impeding, heavy, unprotective cabs in England, 760 in Amerfea, 632 e s orner. |. posuible to suppurt without pressure In Scotland and 124 Jn Ircland, numbere Jon the vital organs, Jt has all the faults Ing altogether 000,000 players, World Readers) ans io virtue.’ Stated by ao Vienna ‘According to the annual report of the Volunteers of America, of whom Ball- ington Booth !# the leader, the congre- gations at the 85,000 services during the year within the. Volunteers’ halls and building reached 1,060,9% persona, ‘The March fire loss in the United States and Cunada aggregated $14,715,000, being smaller than the loag for elther of the preceding monthe of 19, but consider. ably larger, than the Maro), loss’tn 1904 Johnny—Boo hoo! Bister—Oh, go ‘long, you bawlbabys.you’ne making worse faces’ thanche-dat t- 1903. Bister, baby’s makin’ faces at me. Boo hoo! L. McCardell, ..« [home ufe with a husband who comes |down to the Ureakfast table grumbling |Decause there 1s no grape fruit? to sit there grinning Ike an {dlot. Ia show for you? Why should grin at me? | "You were emiling, you say? Keep |Your smiles to yourself, if you please, Mr, Nagg, You don't find me grinniug. ‘Thank goodness, I huve something to | think about and worry over. Althougtt |no one knows it, for ] am always pleus- ant and cheerful. “Another thing, Mr. Nage. I wish you would put down that newspaper, A nice example you set for the ohil- dren! How do you expect me to raisa |them with any table manners $f you Am You haven't you isked for any, youl say? Well, you might as well, ask’ for it as to took} around the tableyf the way you do, I declare to goodness {t 1» enough — to eae make me give up In despalr! ‘This Is the way you start the day! From the first thing In the morn- Ing till the last thing at night you are seeking quarrels or causes for bicker- Ing and fault-finding! ‘phere were only two grape fruit left, and Brother Wille got up early this morning to go fishing with some friends, and grape frult tf» good for a growing boy of twenty-#'x, although he doesn't like the bitter {ste to them and gen- erally eats all the oranges, “But there were no oranges this merning because I forgot to order any yenterday owing to the way you had me woset by acting constrained and ailant while poor mamma was here. “T do not care if you did give hor a check. Shee {a not beholding to you and you cannot way that she truckles to | vou oF flatters You, no matter how much | piemey you give her. ad “She warned you when you proposed to me that you could not support us tn the style we expected. My poor dear papa was such A good provider, only | tt took all he made, when he mado anything, to meet his own expenses, and he was go careless in money mat- 8. tent have @een him go to mamma's bu- reau drawer and take all the money In the morning and come home at noon soft-bolled egg with a fork and read th pavers at the same time? ‘It is very bad mannera to read at the buble. Give me the paper, I wan to see how all the interesting murder trials are coming on, and who's dead and who's divorced. ny “Which reminds me that Brother Wil- Ne would like to have nome money, He 1s Kolng tg the races to-morrow with Mr, Dubb, and Mr, Dubb and Mrs, Dubb have had a dreadful quarre about It, because she claime she has to work too hard running her board. ipg-houre to let him waste her money, “ut as he aays, ‘easy come, easy go! You can be thankful you have e pleas- ome, Mr. Nage. y do you groan? No, there's no «There Was {ust 'e radlehes wiltle's breakthet:' oven tor ee Last Year's Frock, T* fichu is an admirable contri. vance for the dolng up of a last season's froc Very pretty for this purpose are the flowered chiffon with edgings and insertions of Va Ienclennes lace, of Indian muslin with @ . Brother Willie 1s so like him, | A frock oa ieeie go much above petiy| tucker of old lace, a fichu and Romney Ries 4 sash forms one of the most charm! hings! “What pleasure do I get out of my! picture tollets for a girl, The ‘‘Fudge’’ Idiotorial. You probably do not know without our telling you that the OYSTER RETIRED for the sea- son on Saturday. The gentle clam now comes Into the aesophagus, so to speak, We wish to say a Kind word for the clam. Much credit has been given the oyster for his SILENT qualities. The clam ts Just as shy and much better Jooking. The outward clothes of the oyster are ROUGH and ungainly, While It Is true that his TABLE OF CONTENTS Is all right, we must respect appearances and the oyster LOOKS like a tramp. There !s more VARIETY tn a clam chowder than fn an oys stew. The soft clam 1s the most TOOTHSOME shelllish in the sea If you CUT OUT his trimmings. Bay Eat more sii and cut out the ocean ~ \Keep.th f, Now Eat the Gentle Clam! (Copyrot, 1905, PI. ot Pub, Co.) replied ther’ sprawl at the table trying to eat your “So has the Sunday eume | 4 { | Well, you might as well grumble aw { { 4 y FS ( | | eee eee a i \