The evening world. Newspaper, April 28, 1905, Page 16

The Evenin 3 to & Park Row, New York. er, @ by the Press Publishing Company, No. ¥ aan Entered at the Post-Ofice at New York us Second-Class Mail Mv “4 ’ Mia NO! 16,956, UME 45........ ' ANDREW CARNEGIE’S LATEST GIFT, ul P Sailing for his native land and his adopted castle on W ednesday, hind him another of the benevolent bombshells which he is fond of when he is out of hearing. a The gift of $10,000,000 to create a trust fund to provide retiring ty ible living” mage pay is not more than $2,000, and the scale of “respectal hich their calling and associations require them to adopt prechutes the f a on funds—most of them have trouble in ‘making the ends meet.” The result is, as Mr, Carnegie intimates, that many professors and ‘they are compelled to eke out a living in old age by various poor devices, To provide a dignified and well-earned retirement In peace and comfort ‘For these men and women is an act of the highest wisdom, goodness and ‘iPnerosity. Surrender? . New York has “not yet begun to fight” for the rightful fhonor of giving a last resting place to the body of Paul Jones. \ THINGS THAT DON’T “JIBE.” ' ‘The news and views of the esteemed Herald fall to agree. Bditortatly ft says that the proposed mortgage tax has ‘brought to a standstill thou- and thousands of building plan operations, It has checked reat en sales, obstructed builders’ loans and postponed signing of contracts material and labor.” Yet its news columns state in big headlines the | fect that “The city breaks all building records—In one day plans filed for ‘@iructures in Manhattan worth $2,000,000—The 1905 total $260,000,000 More than 10 per cent. increase over operations of last year predicted ‘experts." r What would have happened if the small tax of one-half of 4 per cent. “en mortgages had not been proposed in place of the present tax of 134 per ent, on the vatue of these mortgages as personal property? Is the pros- Perity of New York really dependent on successful tax-dodging? Yet all mortgages should be taxed or exempt alike, Unequal taxation Becanjust taxation, and unjust taxation is robbery. '* fhe Assembly did well in passing the bill confirming the power of ‘he police to regulate street traffic in this city, The good start already “grade Is-ebout the best thing the present administration has done. 7 f NEEDED MILK LEGISLATION, Ce: Milk legislation is progressing favorably at Albany. The bill to re- ipitre a State license and frequent inspection of all milk middlemen has passed the Assembly and will probably pass the Senate, The railroads have ‘been co-operating with the farmers in securing this legislation, a In the past the farmess have blamed the dealers for milk adulteration, and the dealers have retorted with charges against the farmers. In fact {Meither of them has been the real party to blame for the bad conditions, ‘the of the cream, the use of adulterants and the sale of the ‘gpolled and unfit milk are attributable to a few middlemen, who thus made wbnormal profits and brought about unfair competition. These middlemen Melther produce milk nor sell it at retail. They contract with the farmers, (get the advantage of rebates from the raflroads and sell to the small east dealers whose business is not large enough to warrant contracts for icarioad : By inspecting the milk when it {s delivered at the shipping stations and by insuring the delivery of the same milk to the retailers the Stata to the consumer, and the Board of Health has full power and juris- from that point. The agitation of the pure milk question {s result- ) fing in a considerable improvement of the situation, Over the door of the new Democratic headquarters In Albany fs the ‘(left by a Bible house) : “The fear of the Lord is the beginning of "For some of the boodle-seeking legislators this would be a ‘more appealing legend: The fear of the jail is the beginning of prudence, FLOWERS AND CHILDREN, vers in the pliblic squares and parks are most grateful The )) {pases betweeen the tenement, the factories and office buildings on lower | Nefenhattan Island are so few that they should be utilized to the utmeer 4 | The onty spots where many children have ever seen any green hing grow are in the little squares Mulberry, Tompkins, Stuyvesant, jand even little Paradise Park. It is well to make flower gardens of these fequares and to keep the park gardeners at work changing the plants so| » hat some may be always blooming, and their brightness, life and color bring more brightness into the lives of the hundreds of thousands of © ghildren crowded in their neighborhoods, 4 Children are a blessed institution, and more consideration should be Shown them, Bven the public fountains like that in the City Hall Square _pxe not harmed by the occasional plunge of the newsboys and tthe splash, tings of the neighborhood children, Hy i Yes, women are queer. Think of two s uch women as his w: Florodora girt loving a brute like me wees and “Caesar” Young! — (The People’s Corner. i the: officer ts_never to The chidren of course a fgnorant of its dangors, but I should ve ist “even once a day an officer fe #6e he alle: n doing Las Lady of A Plen for Children, To the Editor of The Eve ning World: Je there a law to stop landlords trom utting people out of thelr homes for aving children in the family? Where an the poor people go wity thelr litte hildren and the hiwh rents? Mrs. MARY FLAY, Monday, To the Editor of The Evening World: Which day of the week is called “Wash Day? BoA f Your an Vote, To the Editor of The Evening World: 1 was born in England and came to Jo net becam« gy Mamor of Teo “ooPhidh ah aod hinged peda (Pendiettis to thie use of patted ment and eotfieh? The former, espe- the potited chholoen, le seldom free \) (@eom small particles of bone, ground to “i fineness, while it is impossi- © obtain prepaned codfish that al ‘Weed without danger, Penhdpy there | pi ee remedy @ return to the ood: | p, at forner “ploked up’ by the | o discanting of whe | oj i and B.C, @uly a, 1881, ‘ tf The Drening World: ‘wae Pwesident Garfeld shot? fm the Tenth Distsict. The Bening World; he 0 Seeehty, years, O i eee fideoa fh a merry quip at the Duke of Manchester, Andrew Carnegie left s for the teachers of universities, colleges and technical schools is ‘one. Staltistics recently published give the salaries of these pro- ‘at from $1,200 to $5,000, Taking in the smal colleges, their (Wea of saving. Very few of the institutions of higher learning hava ‘Reachers are retained after their period of highest usefulness has passed, or (Department of Agriculture will be able to safeguard the milk until it is| SUTTER OREN AUR NT POTD TORRE TERN NTE wee, iNET NATIT HNT eee ROPER rae rome es Y ” April 28, 1905. $909 é World’s Mome Magazine, Said on the Side. r trial In Justice om secured in five minu venitct {n within halt an hour after retiring and the trial over and defendant released in] > @ single day, No reason to suppose] § that the verdict of these jurymen was less fair than Jf they had beep made to quality as to whiskers, complexions and marital condition, Fact that the pris: oner “secmed daxed" ts understandable in the Mght of the unprofessional celerity of the proceedings, VERT HSI Y PLODPLOOHOVGHF GH OGHOVS DONG OOOOHO OOOH An Overworked Beast. By J. Campbell Cory, Discovery by a Swiss sctentist that blue light acts as an annesthetic, Quiet- ing effect of green lights on eye that have looked too long on the red pre-f viously obse.ved here, er) Written examination in golf rufes now required by a New Jersey club as] § @ preliminary to entering the cup tour. nament. Numerous breaches of the etiquette of the game last seagon sug- west a qualifying round im oroque: as ‘& test of the contestants’ self-resraint, eee Mra. Galey—We never quarrel before the children, We ahoays send them out of the house if a difference arises. Mra, Foley—I've often wondered tohy your children tccre runnéng the atresta all the tine—OCleveland Leader, >> Member of the City Club who ‘wants | ‘ it made livelier’ must be b¥ind to the fun it has had in elirring up the an- mals, eee Rumored near return of the ontnoline, Advent of the polo turban raised sus- Pinions that tt was only a forerunner of ‘the ahignon, the volumtnous hoopskirt and other amtieles of extreme feminine fashion which mae the “well-dressed” ‘woman of half a century ago wonderful to behold. Reappearance of the orino- Aine in whis ere of apartment-house Liv- 4ng will raise problems which will be tthe despair of Hartem flat-dwellans, oe Stated that ‘in Paris an immediate] ¢ presumption of wanton carelessness ts] ‘ raised against any pedestrian who has the {mpertinence to be run over and Mnjured in the street.” This point of view contially indorsed by all auto- mobtlists, who never have understood | ‘ what right pedestrians have to the streets, ee “You don't agree, then, that ‘see- ing 48 Dellovingr” “Not much! I see some people every day that I never could de- Ueve."—Philadelphia Ledger. e 8 6 Reflootions of Marte Corelll, tn her “Free Opinions Freely Expressed,", on Emile Zole: ‘From the duathole of the fra{l world's ignorance and crime he] ¢ selected his olla-podrida of dirty serap- ings, potato peelings, candle ends, rank fat and cubbage water, and set thom all to peethe on the fire of his brain til! they emitted noxious polson and pufto- cating vapors calculated to choke the channels of every aspiring mind and idealistic soul.” | A Fable for Prunes. By Nixola Greeley-Smith, NCB upon All One hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the birth of Hahnemann, inventor of homoeopathy, Lived to be edghty- ‘ht in proof of the efficacy of his ke cures Uke” remedies and married elghty. «++ By Roy L. 0 can wo to pride ttsalf as the perquisite and time there] power of a prune, was a self-| “At last,” maid the prune to itself, prune. It, m about to fulfl my destiny,” And it astanishing | eflected on the joy in etore for the that anyth4ng | particular boarder, yet, unseen by whom which could asstgt | {t would aUow Itself to be chosen, walt- Hin ite own con-|!ng impatiently till Mary Ann should struction should/ trip lightly up the basement etaira and mate itself into a|tinkle the tocsin of the soul. But before \prune. Neverthe-| Mary Ann did this she approached the te idk jtable Where the prunes reated in state it ai. © Originally | 4d put down a fruit dish heaped with Hit was a nice red Swing red plums—roseate spheres in aifterme Ht-| Which a saccharine summer seemed im- aaieaiter aire trom | Pub ed ees it was Sunday evening. v1 that| 100k, @ald the prunes to each other. the thousands of other tS oh the | 00k at the horrible things, What are the eunmer bean a very fine epect-|*hey? Look at the unseemly smooth- samp tree, but ness of their skins, and the red glow men of tte kind, peing | OR thelr faces. tla not natural, ‘Phey Most prunes are made, after n®| must be enameled, the bragen creat- shaken frq@m the tree, by @ gsradual,/ures, How Perry dreadful that we Slow process of baking, whether they | sould be compelled to associate. with ried of it-| them, They have not been baked at witl or not, But this one d all, I don't believe they've ever been self, and kts progress from one oven to| inside an oven, And at these words another with the other predestined prunes was altogether superfluous, save $6 ery ‘Tribute to Roosevelt by Rider Hag- an, who calls tim “noble-hearted, single-minded.” Question whether the last phrase is a sufficiently inclusive designation for the multiple mentality @ statesman, author, hunter and soctologist, sne's Confidence even: in Brother Willie, @ithough it is a stmme for me to any anything about fear boy, What's the matter now, you J ask? Matter enough, Mr. Nage. Yee, Poy L. McCardell. will cry! = What is the use to live? Nobcdy loves me, nobody cares fon me, nobody does anything for me, “You come home and ask me how T feel, but you don't car You say you do caro? Oh, Mr, Nags, how can I read your heart? After all these years we have been married, how oan I tell? “You may be deeelving me, you may Re a MUO THIS SLAIN eee Discouraged maker of roulette wheels ‘who complains of the hard timer shoud walt till business picks up. The vast amount of gambling paraphernalia smashed or burned last winter must eventually be replaced, 2 8 8 He stood and held the lamp-post Through the watches of the night; Not that the post wns loose—it wan Because the man wns tight! Cleveland Leader, o 8 “There 1s no pulplt with a sounding- board that will ecnd the human votce as fat as a novel,” says Hall Caine. ‘Thought to depend somewhat on the aces of the pulpit's particular press agent the plums seemed to mrow redder thi ever, But they aid sothtn es nd at that moment that «t made it dryer and harder than|arty rang the bell. ‘Ah ry, In the world | Prunes as the boaters’ feet sounded on Eee ee ee eee ee tre petaa | tie, Netewond etait Hane tow thease before, And after crude. raw, unseemly strangers will be foe a: HEU ettia ft bowery £0 Jor S>hrn bey Mel) ent te Te Ree t it in supplal ) for mm Doe Oar perme pbs the bgardere will recognise ther at: ‘Derwiligers separated, and it was all Mr. Terwiliger's fault. They had a lit- tle tiff and Susan Terwiliger struck him with @ flattron and they thought he had concussion of the brain, and then Mr, in Mori. rT) tle and loving women, and she would 7 ly that he sent her a Northwasd growth of the otty inter-|*Pecio" Sa al real ee aries Mares dollars & week. from ‘Dever, eatingly illustrated in the removal of a we dom to which (t belonged gravitates in- beh evitably to that dead level of damoc- racy, the boarting-house table, where, ns in that “somewhere west of Sues" ohanted of by Mr. Kipling, the best ta Mke the worst, And there, after much stewing, was our prune discov- ered floating im one of seven saucers in @ dark syrupy fludd that might have hundred dollars a with the coldest let! church a@t Strty-elghth street and : io Broadway to a alte nearly two miles! further uptown. Region where the goat. gambolied on ‘his rocky perch lose than & quarter of a century ago ts now a hotel and apartment-house centre, with real-estate values et a figure making the congregation's migration profita- But ere were seven n the handsome militia capt wi 80 much money and wouldn't go to war with Spain because it was against his principles, and, anyway, he wae afraid bome of those Spaniards might shoot st because they are #o treacherous in ttle. “And all aoldiers are brutal and war Sh Jat a plum left. mained + Moral—If you are a prune remember that you were @ plum onoe, and don't rub it in, sick aegis Why Eggs Are Cheap. OO 906000000: Bit may be made to appear that the |on horse rag on the price of stocks ib ¥egitimate, Higher Up. By Martin Green, 667 SEB." said The Cigat Store I Man, “that a Stock Hxchange has been organized in Jere sey City," “The Wall street side-steppers are getting busy,” declared The Men Higher Up, “They are framing up to duck the Stock Transfer tax and this is the first stop, / “Of courge, they don't contemplate for any part of a minute going to Jersey City to transact their buste ness, They have a shade over th Pool-room keepers who gamble a horses, the pool-rooms wer York they m law ma) crime, 4 \ 8 ‘You'll be put wise befcre long to | the fact that the Jersey City Stocks | Bxchange 1s a stall. Smooth lawyers are probably working on a scheme * whereby suckers can be trimmed tn Wall street in the same old way, but the deals will be recorded in Jersey @ |City, where there is no tax upon stock gambling, Undoubtedly, by $ using the telephone, telegraph and > | messenger service of Wall street a filmilam can be cased out by which transactions of the Stock Exchan, aro being pulled off in New Jerse; whereas the turning joints will r main at the same old stand, , “Which {s characterigtic of Wal street methods, Supposing every tax. payer should arrange to tra holdings to New Jersey when rate goes up? We'd have a fine | jwhom have established lomes outa, | | tation as a community! But are the leaders of fnance—most' aide the city, in order to stall off the taxes that others are compelled to | pay—deliberately Planning to avoid putting up a trifling ante in their game after the Legislature of the State has decreed the size of it. When the big men of a municipality enter into an open conspiracy to evade the law the example they set is bound to bounce back and they can't put up a shield strong enough to bide bee hind with safety.” “Why don’t they put » tax on all ™mervantile transactions?’ asked The Cigar Jtore Man, | \ Mrs. Nagg and Mr.— there, ‘ ear ‘es retreating from the ble financially, Natural expansion of 2h tai he weabon When the moanet hen own deur pape was rol fr to better advantage In 8. battle of Mir Run he saw A man. run the olty has prospered the ohurch ana} eeh employed Kdide but Wkewise|has greatness thrust upon her, says go han’ that te burat @ blood vessel club which has moved with 1¢ no leseq oring the cup thet "y and died right inebriates. Notwithstanding the faud|the Milwaukee Journal. Three-fourths {t retained a great deal of the sourncas | of all the eggs in the United Btates are and @ryness upon which hed grown | lald between Maroh 1 and July 1. al land-owner, Caery Oninton by Serah Bernhardt on mas- culine attire: ‘Man's hat; could any- thing more ridiculous, more grotesque be Invented by mam for men? Panta- loons; whot hideous things! Hore 1s the synthosis of man's attire: Three tubes or stoveplpas—one on the head and two on tho logs, . than the individu . From the Seat of War. ¢ Mr. Patrick—How many times do you go over to your girl's house in one aight? Mr, Doolan—The lamt -time I waa there I went over four times before I etruck the walk. Se The Important Toothbrush, TTENTION has been drawn lately A to the insufMfelent food upon which many of the chilgren of the poor have to subsist and to the Im- possibility of {ll-nourished brains assim- flating @ due amount vf mental pabu- Jum, # the London Lancet. The food may in other Inatances be suffigent, and the child yet may be unable to thrive upon it, owing to dofeot In those myeh-neglected organs, the teeth, Ag tnawry carried out by Mr. EB, Rice Morgan {gto the state of the teeth: of children In ¢he Swungea editcational Arén showed that of 2% children ef both nexes @niy eleven had moutl free from dentad defecis, while on an aver? age cash child had more than three de cayed teeth.) Gunn satires need The Carnegie Benefaction. Co.) OCanoozer—My! I wish she'd sing “On the Rolling Billows of the Deep!" Qumptngton—So do I—or at any other out-of-the-way place, (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub, Andy!" aaudation presided over by OURSELVES. According to the. Press Register, we educated 7,811,492,113 persons yesterday,” Ten million college professors could not do this—even If they WORKED OVERTIME, We venture to remark modestly that no one thinks of pens 7 and adyised to the frugal Scotch to learn valu. able lessons in economy.’ To be noted, bowever, that the world's greatest na- Uons have always been the extravagant ones and that national thritt is not synonymous with nauonal grandeur, ee ce of the Hayseed" noted i edivor, Wears "4 stoning US. emains will not be FLAVO! inciige err auk In the oi ve mes to town In his at n finds the daily papens in ihe mati-box at nis gate and gets Board of ‘Made quotutions over his telephone, ‘Thought also wo have out hig mnther completely léve It pays to li | The ‘‘Fudge’’ Idiotorialh But we think he ts NEGLECTING the larger fleld of Even Mr.. Rockefeller, to whom we have done much, has left us OUT OF his will. We. are not depressed; nelther are we discouraged. We will! LIVE In the hearts of the people LONGER than Rockgfeller, and RED with gasoline, We do no Issfon, , Goop “The Trusts have attended to that,” explained The Man Higher Up. McCardell. . ee tracks @n: geome more mone} "And, as I said to her, an way, he Ase more of a gentleman m house was heavily me he wrote to Florence "Who can’ w these days?" } “And, oh, Mr, Namg. I have suffered’ & dreadful loss! And poor 81 wiht has suffered a terrible loss heart i broken. @ gilt chair, but Susan id she hated gilt chairs da china closet ee bent lasa fromt, and I didn’t care ther t silverware or cut glass, althou, be leading a double lite, Look how the| got ‘0 Terwiliger ran away end deserted that | kn: nse Gilteether married xh 4a @ terrible thing, because when my | mi or ‘or not? Get out of tovyour office, leave mi Mr. Andrew Carnegio h done WELL In giving $10,000,- 000 in Steel bonds to found a pension fund for indigent col- lege professors. We say It again, “Well done, 4 t} the psym aster Is 1}