The evening world. Newspaper, April 8, 1905, Page 8

Sana easmicaaacaineesaceteeaee t The Event ng Said on the Side. Ap Me i HOPDOOEIGOENIEPEHI DERE DOOD The Man Spri ‘| Higher Up. edi oeee LPOPPODIOLHOOON OOOHS | Youn America and the Glad @uvtsned by the Presa Publishing Company, No, 63 to 6 Park Row, New Tork Entered at the Post-OMtice ai New York a# Second-Class Mail Matter. NE work of the Department of ° to f |By Martin Green. | oapgenn mes | Health's “consumption — clinic’ N | VOLUME 4B.......ccsecsssesece cooee cocssroesesere NO. 18,086, In treating 3 of consumption ‘ ? si 66 sald the Cigar Store Man, “that some medical 1 Stars have discovered that a tape worm 1s a sure cure for consumption,” “It's a good hunch to start a tape —=|muccesafully in (heir early stages hai been most gratifying. ‘The feature of THE LITTLE PHILOSOPHIES OF LIFE. interest Is the rellince placed on prop food on a better curative agent than Wi11.—On Happiness. drogs With regard w the vital im- , + . 1 y jn | portance of diet In phthisis Dr, Bell, } Perhaps the most universal ambition and aim of human beings in) oy ane International Congress on ‘Tury 4 i i heavenly abode is depicted in all ré-}vercutosiy, maintained that the wbso- j orm ranch," commented The Man | Lt es doles lee eee ir da happy time asl the play-|!utely essential food ts “tat,” of which j Higher Up. “The proposition sounds bd ions as “the happy land,’ ave had a happy , #1 & RrOWN peison, to retain health, lke a bulletin from a foolish house, i Wwearled child, ‘J am so happy!” whispers the young bride, 1 die pou ‘eat BE leat tye ollieey & ay: but it is undoubtedly on the level, It ‘ ae sappy,” sighs the aged one who has finished her course and “kept {hel TeoMRe HIR Weed In ektaie, te fal Was about up to the sctence of medi- hI faith.” bercular ais cine to make a new discovery. There f , z ape o 8 8 hadn't bee! e be and the state itself is so subject to invasions from without and doubts | commission," sayy a Russian ne In tho past few years When docto: e from within thaj it is a wonder there is so much of it in the world, PaPrTcAPParantly ithe Caah b psbnle are st few years, When ° |18 called in now to attend a patient \he begins by trying to identify the 3, | germ, By the time he gets on spoak- | Ing terms with the germ the patient is riding alone at the head of a long line of carriages bound for Long Isl- jand, | “Any up-to-date doctor can tell you all about germs, He ean reach out In the alr, gral a handful of germs, | put them In a bottle, turn a miero- | scope on them and give you the namo | of every one, Then he will go around | the corner to attend n case of cere= bro-spinal meningitis, and on his way “These persons want nothing to make them the happiest people in| himorio extended them. the world but the knowledge that they are so” is a saying embodying one | +5, x. On the theory, doubt-f ‘oughtness”’ of things, Persons are happy when they ought not to be;|rond into tne ground | nn they are not happy when they ought to be; and, if the saying be not pat-| German doctor wio has discovered an We quite pitied the young miss at the opera who, as she sat back in Foe lagoon) setter ue have been snug in bed, was asked why she came, “Oh, | must, you Olght te bela tulareshisier: of 768 dential rd vith elty, ll Ci Beason tickets.” Would jake’ a capable wialder of the| entitled to a@ sympathy we have not}. in the fleld to compete for ‘Subtle secret of happiness, But happiness does not always go with “the ‘ound. ‘adoxical, they are often happiest when they do not realize it. antitoxin which kills the failgue germ Sher chair, utterly tired and sleepy and bored at an hour when she should | feeling’ to perin sis annual ravages. Fe know,” said the little lady, languid ten years before her time, “we have| tne Tixas mayor who e:opped the Pres|- The trouble with a great many older people is that they have “season | big stick,” tickets’ for all the good things of life, and so do not half enjoy them. It) Heep gal i “Grains A Pyaitiy Ee telephone a tip to an under- fs the zest which gives the aD for many things besides food, Hee lanat wonicug, Mie this evening. | “hie constant hollering atout id Ont any? He—¥ea, 1 got a scut,—Philadel- ' germs Is giving people the willles, Wo tm any complete equipment for happiness in this life must be reckoned) pata Ledger. x ee » | are sterilizing the life out of every- + % , a body, mind and soul capable of receiving and interpreting pleasurable a CONG thing in tine e am males o A . ‘ f ,| he woman whose emotions are not gorms, But people do: ; fay i sensations, and—for the highest kind of happiness—of being moved DY: duneaaliuiy thas ARAN) HEHE GEUtie:loatly, ye Veer hen (ner oid aneatthey dials | pure and noble emotions. Fortunate are they, therefore, whose inner] fashions,” says the Lady's Pictorial, Yer not Know a germ from a wireless tel~ egraph station, So long as the germs | were let alone they went about thelr | musiness quietly and didn’t bother | anybody but the people they were as- t Pay ‘5 Atte 1 “and in wirose breast there is no long- iy te. spirit responds to the injunction: “Covet earnestly the best gifts. (REVS Biman revaeTnlue WaleneIng: Ge Vid (10 The degree of pleasure one finds in reading the Bible or Shakespeare, | ner and buy a tres stock direct ray) daffedils and crocuses make their ap. or any good book, depends upon the truth, the poetry or the craving | reece “and the spring fashion num within the reader, The song stirs responsive music in your heart, or the} pers put forth ther leaves ‘The Truant—Say, ma, it's startin’ to rain. Go an’ git me The Man Why don’t you run home and wash your face? a unmbreller, won't you? ‘Tho iSid—Hey fellera! Here's a old guy wot thinks {t's Saturday, ASO o Peeing Rens SEDESH SDT SIOPOGAIGE OE DHHS is an : Oean OPENES ere ; { Since tors have got. |, singer sings in vain, If there be no sensitive plate in your mind to receive | *bnormal belng.” No ense of abnor] ¢ SS sq_‘sq““‘°“°_°Q7w7°“°*s a VU Yy TY Xe <W cy a H Mae eae Wecueaey aia Meuie 4 and hold impressions of beauty, why travel or look at pictures? The ox, Leia a gl pe SSS ae We Mf WY iy Yu a9 ‘ iy Wl): " Ne >| a census, the infinitesmal pests have despite the theory of evolution and development, never beheld the glory) OO . g S al! s) f hy Xu (( \ i \ } | got atueis on themselves and are tak- It is this capacity for receiving happiness that prevents the good | dead trom excessive rope-skinning. ‘The h % S'S Re Wy } q oy Wr avec pace Vagelaviae things of life from being selfishly appropriated. No one can monop-| pire” drain “but ite wrevest newer | 2 SS Ps ginuer? It looks lke n mass-meeting Olize the grandeur of a mountain, the sublimity of the sea or the beauty | over use, when made. ty Anal, and ther i Py Plot dyspeptics. Did you ever see any- y of the “argosies of cloudland,” By one of thase irrepealable clauses of the |My np, ubhant With reward Sid SSS hody who was fighting germs all the on ae law of compensation, which in a measure rights the misadjustments and | been recongnended by one of the na corrects some of the inequalities of this world, the best gifts of God and) jor npr, Vatinguished sueckitists \time that wasn't sick? An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, Dut when the prevention {s pressed Nature remain free to those who can enjoy them. | vator came, habits of this Be a cure becomes necessary.” ee . e i ° undergone nforced chit making hes “Aren't the @octors trying to ex- more dangerous thin before. In all whol}, SS (erminate the germs?” asked the An uncultured but finely organized young man from the country was are past their youth, the Niasty push uy = igar Store Man, me |i bah Heel Deer: g an us i as ' Hh + an "LL" stairway for a train, Ve S14! ‘a “You can search me,” answered , |, once listening to the mimic mirth and realistic woes of an operatic heroine . 8 ¢ The Man Higher Up. ‘Sometimes tt —Christine Nilsson as Mignon. As the* stolen child, after manifold | Rauway passenger who : eee ee they were trying to train adventures, was unconsciously restored to her home, and kneeling in the must be an ola New Hay g yee: ° little room where years before she had said her childish prayers at her} project to christen the eruiser suf Littl Willie's | mother’s krize, sang herself back into remembrance of her childhood, with | Louls with beer follows the Kansus} ittle Sti, iW ‘i plan to use oll, and 4s In line with the} o. . ‘ the sweet and tender music of the Ave Maria, the pathos of the scene and | suggestion “on the sis” of appiesack |? : Nie Guide to New York. i the thrilling charm of the matchless Mignon’s voice, proved too much for| for New Jersoy, &, Use of local bev-} 3 f i] ani : 4 e for this purpose might develop |} J ath ay the ‘rapt listener, The gorgeous theatre, the brilliant audience, his own REL HBRaNe SORTIIGELIGRE TH LHR sean le unfamiliar surroundings—all were absent from his consciousness, The |ot ® new Chicago or New York as tof} FIFTH AVENUE. ., | ptized with high- ‘ideal before him was the only reality. As the curtain dropped and he TaN ene eniebr ene Perea Set A w, Wi Bl yeah rit ens i . in : " fp hs wi vay! leaned back in his seat with tear-filled eyes—his emotion having decidedly OF . 4 Y ‘ wf auqatters Rabbins piotureskly the better of his countenance—he said to a white-haired stranger who A Ea a te ai) WG Uy CANETTI LEY eras, | 1 we n . ' " kd . f " 0 D ie sat next to him, smiling kindly: “I suppose, sir, this seems very foolish presents,” — Cleveland yD a ade GZ Bee eeae noveasn@nteenieg® (ta “to you; but it is all new to me, and when I go to the theatre or opera 1] “ewe” 16 2 Se Vt iy eee aN eed at hat by ayy ra Ai. ‘ aes fe ts , 3 “ “a Za of wealth and not a sine that borers | give myself up to getting my money’s worth. On the contrary,” said | | Regantin the ecnsumption of cach. ZA as, y CL¢4 tre wellcome as they are nowadays and the older man, “I was only envying you your capacity for emotion,” And | (42% St pment, tay areas all for them a ig BUI) samme: Dedld exploarey foula yes: eam ) ; i ) cago at prevent, tne call fo 2) ‘i ted every: then he told him he had seen the first performance of this Opera, and that | afer the theaire having lec to a a 4 Zz i Zz eee ven ri fith aynoo ' \ he had heard it in all the capitals of Europe, until it was an “old story EE ese spR OCH EC ITE 4, © Z and threw chunke of skoarn at poeple * . . . for the oatorgoney demand by |g « z who kaodent aford to. but all that te i i * i mixing ; yale between # and 14 a sndly chainged and now the cheef dit When any of the good things of life becomes “an old story” there |p. s. aking out a rectitier's | [ Ane 4 erence betwepn fith Avnoo sowth of the ty 4 tf : . eae StS Gans Sp Le Beng "= . AX VINES mes cee 4 park and anny other street is the prises is little Pleasure in It _ Not even love itself—the richest gift of all—can rl on pee (3 ‘ charged in the stoars and phe Klonthes survive that. The ‘Wandering Jew” most to be pitied is the man whose | restaurints after the play ° ‘The Loyer—Gee! [ve blotted her letter! The Glrl—We've got seven new little pigs! be La aqme ety ie ae ke sta ic pf: ek y sensati Gi + : evel Ye SOT A Uidn y * nt leg.'* 1} " , , 01 , life is given up to seeking new sensations, without the capacity to enjoy | Of CvcKLMIn mre weneed Wittdn th Mis Vy Aw, jest write under tt: “Dis is a kiss," an’ The Woy--Huh! We've got a brand-new baby wot kin © |tamboddy may think thay live tpare. them. | most expert mixicologist could not cope let IU 70 at nat! make more nol han your whole lot! ®\ntth avhoo berins at An arch and endp OODLE} DHD9OOO4HddOOH1.40-585400H60O 14 miles noarth of aulbeny (whare the wine Inws come frum), eest of fth ? s | > avnoo Is the eest elde and west of It | Is the went aide for the witty parts ite Man’s Universal Panacea. Mrs. Nagg and Mr. [iin iiiu'ttnt tints By Nixola Greeley-Smith. | thw part, maby that 4s why oald dockter | -.+- By Roy L. McCardell. ... wronabiery,brumhen It ao fateh, mone Nature dispenses her favors even more impartially than Justice gives |‘? "ME "Md, wher decrees. And thus it is that the mediums through which happiness] “‘Wenlthy girl weeds: young) hotel comes are manifold and varied. The children of the alleys are often hap- | ines pier than the curled darlings of fortune. Some men's failures bring more |" “contentment than other men’s successes. And the truth best worth re- | Fortune for a serubwoman.’ daughter gets turfman's m Il fre to wed telephe man to wed a woman of ond breaks off ils panegyric on meinbering, hoth for comfort and for guidance, is this: “We cary hap- and luck the or teen Sele iiss to answer Vc “And che 66D Moa you outa Sie, ARG, Albany Ie the capttal of the | Mil thei It is getting baud tn spor oo piness into our condition, but cannot hope to find it there.” ‘ Shoe he wENRIoe P SOlae aL Teer pee Hout pace Mell: , be tired out, | 8060" Meh ue ou APT OY sue : i bat cob ete eee eee TEE TT ROP UR Roy ime mevne, ara, Hn 1g \ (oo. Mr Naga: te youl am Pou tans to, uecguraae, him. Ae], By Handcar to Mass, . ry. stave or Feminine idenia ang’ alumone, ee Ne pene al the (me 1) noe that i ever way anviling to sens | poy OR five venra ather Basltun, of The People’s Corner.) ou ioie ws mat gon to tart | cot roe sth MEO BOS sping ol al We avuldast areas |" tye somes Charo, har ou bjest o je Ilal ermanic 10" 6 be 1 D e MN Ly Wi Y + h ‘ f HATTA IRN FET tt tell him to go and} 98 Jn Ws commendation of ie for HW viasters Star. tt io] Pieluaiced againet. Bremner Wilite’ang|neved once a month from Appleton, 1 Letters from Evening World Readers | iar to Nani". Aldermen. regard get married. To be| There ts no happiness equal to that | Wig a lovely affair and|snndaeneyecar Rapble,the Tond and wis,, to Norrie, Marathon County, to j Widuire Trow. Directory, © ye It as rather * < it she has }ofa happy marriage, and none ao rare. (igi M nothing but the| dolly Pallboarerm, 8 NO] Sreach to a small congregation, It hns age BT ilay bunaiea | ettn ce ukeee areal baad GD daughters, | Marry “a man aie loves aad obtain | nicest people, the|,"It in a pity when I try to tell you] been necessary for the priest to travel Belite mobo of The Bvening Words || may bundles together, Shortly after al Propsmy-owners who raised a private she may encourage | giimpse ever 80 brief of this, the only . oF amy ittle plane for our happiness |ty hand car, most of the time alone, Loen Ie, A Nr the hat aitaos!| Cacti ‘i very niceat people, |and how J would like to have a velvet the charmi: i keep the partle ¥ ’ paven—yes, he is right. _ N uring the cold days of last winter fae CS ACLU BE clan, Mutat is pure: |HUCInomarrving “she teak every: although, if 1 must| otifton dress for next fall’ you take no | During Nad @ street as Delavan or Delaware street) ltdy, 69 quick e® lightning, pulled her at Ir ‘rate THtEreae Er al i the thermometer red far 01 nd snow may Teganl an hing on one chance, the gold of her| Roy L, McCardell, say it, it’ the| intere: ut seit there with your none riest made Nie trips Sa 9 escort down Jn t Bi eGo Of tae :8r 4 ‘ 6 5 « in a news below zero the fo -Chicawo, Hn RIC W, CARLETON, | #tancen of ants Kina Ope grey 1 Gabre. contrlbunn aooj Alsen TPNH NS we Bonedting [Peete tee acai ond Hove, che che tN} | Rabbieat lot of women L ever me Fou don't ene, Mr, Nawe; you don't|resiiarly. ‘The distance covered *y (age Mie . i jousand. | ag entirely natural and proper, Yet it}motive and with no idea of bel baer NHAC RPSAiA Ne eHeatly. ihe "T have a raging headache just listen- | care! hand car is sixty miles, ‘The Orange Problem, 1. B. | the citizens of each block are to becomal um. Jed or middle | CANA IE the fw among tho losers, nhe will {ne to their gabble, and it waa og much m BAS is, wailed et "rhe Rvening Word) |Rooketeller and the Board of Min-| thelr own “White Wings they may yop But let a man, marr find ton Inte that there Ia na olliet servi-|as Suran ‘Terwilliger, that old screech a6 : ‘ © even the most eastal bua | tude so itkeome and. so relentlessly ox- a Fahad 4 h a i 1 Bie ceniias proven. It snr O88 ts [de demanding s pro rata distribution [eG Mv ance with an unmarried [Acting a that-of marriage, ‘he trouble SH or oes RSA a ee. u eo iotoria § makes ten sales at three for one cent! 15 the Editor of Tha Eventng World OR eho mireetcoldening fund He cer twenty and, no matter how {wit the bachelor mint of to-day in that you I didn’ t ag f@nd gets ten cents; other makes ten a eilon at two for one cent and gete ten| cause the American Bo, F erie an of Foreign conthy total for fifty oranges, 2 centa.| Missions accepts big. contained You have thus far bought five oranges |¢rom Jonn Dp. Why should any one be surprised be- “Truth,” says the proverb, ‘Is The Dangers found at the bottom of a well.” genuinely serene and contented she MAY \hrgun to douht the universal eMency | opinions! Of course Jt 18a lovely bein her apinsterhood, he will worty lof man's panacea of marriage for her| fal and I wouldn't say sone | discontent. walnst it, but If you could see how and ponder over it and will not be $$. Jealous those Women ave of each other \she fears her fate too much and haa! made a show of, and | expressed M The fast young man ia all right | if he ix going in the right direc- tion. Philadelphia Record. We think Lig Rockefeller? “Birds of ‘apps till he. has invented #ome seer again wg, rows womens Hence || of Truth-Telling. think this meant that the use for two cents but you must now bUY!a feather flock tomethen”™ One Hall e 8 6 ing early romance which has caused | Responsibilities, est putronized, and'a lot of them Just of truth would put the user IN A wvhat ts left, ten oranges at two LT! iyeg gold bricks in the strects of en | “Some young m raid Secretary fie fine feninine tendrils of affection | unning around with raffle books ‘o's one cent, which equals five cents, Imaginary future Shaw to the Y. M. C. A. boys of Wash- ive them un exeuse to talk with (Copyrot, 1908, Planet Pub. Co.) _ HOLE! : abode and manslone ) to wither in tts gl | " C and ‘the young girls are mad Hence Ais oranges ot five for two not made with hands, and It cannot de. | NEON, “male confidants | of thelr | ake may have 1 profession and be In- f att ihe amateons, ecaiiat ah “of “ne Did you ever stop to think or ents equals cents; ten oranges atl jiver the goods, ‘The oihe: ‘ ,{ fathers, some of thelr mothers, butP tarasted and successful in it, She may eligue, avem to the best booths, 1 fwo. for one cent equals five cents: | ret apd iinminating ee fees Yel very few, wome of thelr sisters, but] trys and svend. more money on hor 1 Terwitiger ‘has “had ‘wcrow | the awful consequences that would ensue If EVERYBODY told the total for rixty oranges, 2 cents. oll for materta 'm| wants, here body, : ; Hi iy | nd ROW, CRATEIRg Me amie | BOL often, and some of thelr best elrts."| Horanal caprices than he is able to ment when but if Svouldn's ose | TRUTH the second proposition you can buy! Hye Gr six timem its rea! worthy Per.| Generally it's what the “best girls" are] gevoun to his wife, his eldest daughter, | cut's Daw for her or anybody else, i sixty orsnges al five for two cents! haps it the forelgm missionary, graye (told that counts most, jis two bovs in the high school and the Aanec anya enune tad At te: Hae Society would be DESTROYED, high finance would VANISH, | which equals 2 conta #, P. JONES: | way moro proftable, and Blandant oi| pietinas ae twins, It does not abate his consider- VN jimur blood run vold to have heard what the Stock Exchangs would CLOSE UP and many Sunday schools - wi in Street Cars, | Was in distress, the honors might tb Btory told by Tennyson's publisher, jon for her dreary loneliness a jot. 4 Um woman told me, Of course, a tot i sain |reversed, although 1 question if. the | John Murray, to the effect that when-{ “Poor girl; lovely girl,” he mutters . J : A Ee nh ata a a a would be EMBARRASSED, Mo the Edtior of The Evening World |Forelgn Mission Board has as muen|@?er & new editton of the poot's works |radly, “Made to make some man J d . palm. and. tell. your, fortune, Just We DARE ol readers to tell the truth, even in thelr own 1 have hot givon my seat ton Iady IN ongclence or 16 as liberal as Rockefeller,| "Was Got out a new font of type with] lappy. Why doesn't she get married? mny car for the last two years—unless | #hh was a very old lady or a lady with pluby—and sometimes J give ft to “red women, for they alweya thank Personally, I think ft was mighty nice| #2 ext allowance of ' and "Vv ot John D, to "divvy the pola," Was needed became of his constant use HOME EDUCATOR, |of the word "lave." Sy A es ore ieilog ter eae ere hi 1 They know the consequences TOO WELL to try it! Sometimes he donfi 8 pl his | ‘ n and tuking too much, jomes hey seq aval Giese “Bometinees a magus| he tea of aving’ auch a’ thing to] Seif-deferise {s Nature's first. law. The LIE Is Nature’ drink or two may urge him to confide) a and keer, Al Fakeer, tiuut RSBK (Bea rg mayy Ur ee 5 Terwillgen and 1 went te conmult a real FASIES TOE of fel nse. Its therefore the most popular! hing , , in the dear more enlivening fontune=tel t Cs and blush with satisaction. ‘Tho Hnjoys the “Philusophi “Tt 4s the men who have the hardest|conversation, to a friend, Again, his aves Four tandred Racin eas ore ple eye tad th Ne on uhabie Mead uaa 1 keep my seat when well-liro the Editor of The Hvening World: time these days," saye Mra, Carrie|speculation may cast aalde the ro- E told, us that J.P. Motyancand Georwe | 4 ‘¢ do not belleve that George Washington 4 ote } d women stand before me ts this:| 1 want to thank vou very much for|Ohapman Catt. “Women constitute the} straints of ordinary polite reticence Gould” and nt He Is 8. grea| * sald Napoleon of Talleyrand.. “He \ ears gge, OM a very cold night, Nght on| leleure claws of to-day.” and Smpel him to question the persist thi oll)” © / h | Nar Raat eat aa ux by long trampa @round the ttie Philosophies: of Lite.) They|' / f PC ee) ent spinster hersel : vi on he 4 i! ro B i | | Why d are ¢ i) parcels, I offered my|are yery much appfeciated, “Kind! Aa bigh pricte for small things go, "Why don't you get marsiod?' he, First Pig—I have nino little nes, end | m tt i d s. They a. But: Y sive tl Qouns lady mee keep up the good work. [the $1360 pala by tye Prince vi \y io. pabks hep aadly, hore, 4a¥1 tell you st i , en h Ao et P A, ; : RF. 300 Sead ete Mate Mert Bai |