The evening world. Newspaper, January 24, 1905, Page 12

ID on Mleappearance of the wine lar ‘@ noted in Bngland, The Broadway ‘collision which “sundry bottles of whiskey, ¢ and Rhine wine” etored it bile, indicates its re- in.anew,form. The ton- it name from a wine Tesemblance should end fluid for an automobile Mie presen it “open weagon”’ of auto- ile récklessneas Je breaking rec- ain the maiming and mangling esttians. In Paris, original /Governors’ morsages and ) comment and let off with a ie @ 8 ns that the theatre manager the curb speculator with t hand while his left sharce of from the hotel brok- ons.” In the face of the quality of the viituous indignation against the ;’ nulsance though Swonst, Appear sonvewhat bile show has ler, lighter and cheaper ng Company, No, 83 to 63 Park Row, New York. at New York as Second-Clasy Mall Matter. wecee cen ence cororoooocs NO, 16,862 the Side. first puts on the market a serviceable, low-cost, fourshorse power runabout, in which elegance and enamel! paint re sacrificed for strength and sim- plicity, will find himself overwhelmed with orders, He will exhaust innu- morable small savings bank accounts. . . . With the skyecraper unde rthe ban in Berlin, can the Germén capital ever attain the commercie! eminence to which it aspires? To cut New York's tall business buildings éff at the sixth story would be to annihilate twenty years of progress, . . * Tt we are to have cigar and flower stands jn the Subway, why not fruit and candy booths, soda-water foun- tains and hosiery and haberdashery counters? Why not carry out the ar- cade {dea in all stations and provide ‘a series of underground retall stores? ‘The entrance of the theatre supper) train with Itc dining-car suggests other possibilities of development, . . * A “slumming tour,” personally con- dupted by a Deputy Police Commis- sioner, has its obvious advantages over the ordinary kind, The party is safeguarded against the awkward) complication of a rald and a ride in| the patrol wagon. But why ts the surreptitious sight of night life in ‘Chinatown and the Tenderloin so se- The manufacturer who ductive to modest feminine eyes? nin 6 HY did) you yeas | me #0%") asked a tearful) young women of & | iB young man ehe had had arrested last) week for cutting | her head open with | a cane, | / “Because 1 love) you so, Do as you) ike with he Lied -eoul! i ‘Judge," sald the | complainant to the, "1 refie to make inst‘ Jack, 2 didn't whet an lunworked in that single phrase atier they waste in wes to gO homo ‘ome home trom a white hands and Mnock me down and bye ma? anything and eve mind can eyol the answer and give ie 1 love, you’ so." tiny the Kindly, iy ch, the, Leader. 1 & Pearl, Ww, the Mourner, ‘w. the Lamb. tin, the Bmall One. Axon, a Conqueror, atin, Ws a Little Lton. “Latia, tho Bright One, hy the Lofty M nan, the Princes in, the Martial One. Goh, Hright ae Gold. rew, ‘the Bupplanter, tin, the Shising One, the Serloun One, ii origin, the Rock, tho Fair Victory the Blooming , is Ldonlike, id mains Beauty, y Nixola Greeley-Smith, | j asked one nowly made they really enjoy pain or tears, And yet a man might, as in the case of (ne young man whose cane Inflicted a soalp wound whh such excellent results, d¢- clare his, loye fruiclessly, for twenty | years in ublimest fashion to woe | woman whom he could win in a min- ute by shigging her In the jaw, | “How long did your honeymoon last?" eh matron of unother the other day, “Unul I axed him for money and thin | 1 was onconselous for three hours,’ was the answer, And It's a hundred to one that the lady woke from thie post- matrimonial. trance with a fine rever- ence ant a new ardor for her jord, Notwithstanding the protesta of the new woman, and her constant clamor for recognition, the old saw about the woman und the walnut tree hoids good for the majority of the sex, ‘here are many perhaps who in tus ef of advanced woonanhood might not stand for a simple beating, or an unex- plained pistol shot or scalp wound, but when accompanied by the unfailing for- mula of “Because 1 love you," few in- deed are the women who will not wel- come then as a proof of affection, —<a—_—_ Do Not Marry: The woman who buys for the move pleasure of buying. , 'Thé woman who expects to have ‘a ood, easy time," } Thé woman who thinks that cook ind nurse can keep house. The woman who would dle rather than wear last season's hat, ” The Woman who wants to refurnish her house every spring. ‘The woman who expects a declaration of love three times a day, The woman who marries in order to have some one to pay her bills, ‘Nhe wotnan who reads novels and dreams of being a duchess or a countess, ; The woman who thinks she can get $5,000. worth of style out of a $1,000 in- come, / ‘Te woman who proudly declares that she: cannot even hem a pocket Fig baka ‘and never made a bed in Sarah, Hebrew name, means Princess. Rosamond is Saxon, the Rose of Peate, Caesar, Latin name, means Hairy Man, Agatha is a Greek nanve, the Good One, James 18 of Hebrew origin, the Be- guller, Ursula, Eatin name; means a She Bear, Isaac, a Hebrew name, means Laugh- ter, Oliver {s of Roman origin, an Olive Tree. , Lucy is the feminine of the Latin Lu- clus, Hadith and Editha are Saxon, Happiness, | Douglas 1» Gaelic, signifying Dark Gray, | Daniel 1s Hebrew, meaning God is) + Judge. x Keturah, a Hebrew name, means In-| cense, ‘ ‘ Meredith’ is Celtic, the Roaring of the Bea, Esther js a Hebrow word, meaning se. oret. Dagmar ‘5 German, Danes. Agnes is of German origin, the Chaste One, Moses, a Hebrew name, means Drawn Out. Matthew, a Jewish name, signifies A Gift, the Joy of th Roxana 1s a Persian name, the Day Dawa, Harold, the Champion, is of Saxon,‘ origin. |Huldah, from the Hebrew, means a) {f | Weasel. | Naomi is a Hebrew name, the Alluring | ‘ One. 1) Hugenia and Eugenio are Frencl, Well | setetetefetetetete The Evening a he Publ i World Will Print Here Every Day an Editorial on Matters of Popular Concern. LetEverybod \ Every man has a right to buy a gas or electric meter of his own and to connect it be- tween the company’s meter.and his main service pipe. company’s bills he can take the bill into court and restrain the company supply until it is settled which is correct. If every victim of the car ahead, or refused transfers or cars not run according to charter | were to bring suit the companies would be swamped with the bills of cost—if there were kick- |} ets enough. If every citizen assaulted or insulted by a policeman were first to file a’ formal complaint with Commissioner McAdoo and then bring suit in the civil courts, what an array of kickers this would make, and how effective it would be ! Every man should take the trouble to put in one real, honest, -persistent kick against a public injury. Don’t knock; knocking is only talk, Kick and keep at one concentrated kick until it is effective, Koleleileleloleloieioinivinieieteieieleleloleloleleleinielotololoteloleloetedoln+ Mary Jane in the Barber Shop ¥ ¥ ws =She and Kickums Interrupt a Tonsorial Chef d’Oeuvre, Much to Papa’s Disgust. : w “ Kaint! cd . kicked. would not pay excessive rates was a kicker, If his meter does not tally with the from cutting off his He would be a kicker. a yKickatEverything Wrong! KICKER is aman who resents imposition. Everybody should be an intelligent and persistent kicker, knocker are not the same, but rather opposites, A kicker acts, while a knocker only talks. Ns The clergyman who sued the New Haven road for habitual neglect to run trains on time was a kicker, but if every other pas- senger who has suffered by the New Haven road.not running\its trains as it should: were to bring suit, the railroad managers might find it cheaper toruntheir road for the accommodation of the public. This clergyman did not take his grievance out in knocking. He A kicker and The well-known citizen who secuted an injunction to pre- vent the telephone company from taking out his ’phone because he| If every other telephone user would become a) kicker the revenues of the telephone company would cease until they lowered their excessive rates, \ i} » HERE AMUSE YOURSELF WITH THIS FUNNY PAPER WHILE IM IN: THE Ininbeletvieleinieleintelateletoolubatetatelatafetetelolatetetetoialetetelel Lolvieiwieleloisteiei Kelninteieleininininininiefoieloleletolotieleleleintetel elvivivivieielei I WONDER iF THATS A FUNNY PICTURE. KiCKUMS SAYS lulalev AINT. TLL SHAVE My SELP| ole bt ieininieloimtoielotolelotolotelmtotebiolelinteit irhlebtinit ° Letters from Eve Apply to Health Board, ‘To the Wditor of The Rvening World T should tlke to obtain a badge or Snother means of authority to inter- fere when 1 see a man expectorate on ‘the floor of a public conveyance, I sew it quite often on the B, K. 'T, and con- ductors refuse to make any complaint. T would Uke to abolish this Mithy habit and if I can get the necessary instruc: thons I will endeavor to do all I can to protect the decent people of this city, LA. G Advice te\a Son, To the Wdltor of ‘The Evening World: In answer to J, 4, who asks if he should hunt up his fathor, who desert- 4d hia mother some years ago and Whose addres the son has just learned: Cail or write to your father as soon a8 you can, I had a chance to see my father after he had deserted my mother a year and I wouldn't go, He died abortly afterward: and I have been o moat uphanpy daughter ever since. Mven if things don't turn out after- ‘ward as ‘you. expect, you will never egret having gone to him, as you will surely be doing right, Rest wishes to you from A OHILD, a A Nephew, To the Ndltor of ‘he Hvening World: Ts Chief Croker, of the Fire Depart- Ment, @ relative of Richard’Croker, ex- leader of Tammany Hall? BAM 8B. To Kecp Tenants Warm, Tu the Extitor of The Evening World: Replying to A, M, Frozin, who says Keep meam-heated flats really warm, would say that a genius {a not re- quired to build an apparatus to heat fiats. ‘The. fault. Mes .with Jandlords, many of whom care noting about the health and comfort of thelr tenants, as ning World Re a fortune awalts the gentus whe can | long an the rent is pald, compel Jandiords to heat’ fat will secure the enactment of It {ng It a criminal offense not u the necessary heat or fulfil of the lease, Laat month I pay my rent for thie reason served with diapossess notice, the case and won, and since, have steam to spare, which ht can be done If the landlomts joo pelled to live up to their ag May 5, 1820, ‘To the Bditor of ‘The Evening ‘What year and on what day: Empress Eugenie born? rf Price of Horse and Sa: To the Edler of The Bvening Wor A reader asks ‘a horse adie cost $110 and the horse cost #jmore | — than the saddle, what would et. of each, and how 1s this aiN sf tained?” The difference bet’ cost of both together, #110, amount the horse cost more saddle, $100, 1s $10, This sum i the cost of the saddle plus thixcess on $100 for the horse, which iteymust be equal, making #5 the costf the faaddie, and $5 plus $100, or $1067} coat of the horse, p: es Pronounced (Jee-o0 dita’ To the Editor of ‘The Evening Wo What {a the correct pronunclbn of “flu-jitsu?”? Ly 3 In a Poker Game, |To the Balior of ‘The Evening Wot A ohens a jackpot for one ol stay and’ draw cards, A bets B calls A, C drops out, Can Dj one? If so, are A and B com put In another chip to see D's MT | Yes to both questions, Mrs. Nagg 6c Sestins the coal man afl stop and tell you about $2 [ have owed him! hat bak anything to quarrel y about? I don't care Walt he does say I have owed it for four months, He neyer valled for it When I was home but twice, ‘and both times I had no change, Perhaps he thinks I have nothing to do but to stay Roy L, McCardei. Ughe til dark, week in and week out, walling for him to come along, 90/1 could pay him his $2! course you uplald him, You always take everybody's part against me, and now you have come home to bicker about §2 that I owed the coal man, “I do the best I can with what little money you give me. ‘The expense of ving 18 dreadful, I was buying some (ripe to-day because It ts 80 cheap and Brother Wille, who won't have it when he is home, ts in Newark attending the Lady Bollermaker's ball with sume of t the Jolly Pallbearers—well, as I was 5°. ing to say when you interrupted me by breathing so hard—and U wish you wouldn't do jt, because Ellen Gilderay's husband used to have that awful habit of breathing so hard, and what was tie consequence? Why, lie gut wrecked on the B, R. 1. and never was able to col- lect a cent of damages because the peo- ple of Brooklyn haven't the courage of & mouse, and he never had the use of his spine very much except for musi- cales or lawn parties, and he had been one of the finest mandolin players in Brooklyn, 80, you see, you have me all confused and mixed up, and I don't know what 1 was talking about! “Well, never mind, you say? But I do mind, Mr, Nagy, and that js the trouble, I do mind! “Yos; I was speaking to you about the bills. And what J do sayiis that if you think you can run this house any better than I do, why, you just try It! “I would have pald that coal man himself, bul he was so impudent to me that I would have had Brother Willie protect me, only Brother Willle was In & hurry to go somewhere just about Thumbnail Notes, N Lapland the erlme which je puns I ished most severely next to murder js the. marrying of a girl against the express wish of her parents, 18 the Caesar, Lord. Charles Beres- ford's flagship, has made a world’s | reooml for the 12-pounder gun, Tea is held by Good Health to be, strictly speaking, not Aa temperate drink, It {# not taken as a food nor as an Innocent relish to food, but for Ita fascinating effects on the nervous system, ‘Tho Fijian fossil coral in the best | buliding stone in the world, Soft as | | cheese when first cut, It hardens {n the alr to the consistency of granite, «By Roy L. McCardell... .: home, slitting at the window from day. | “T think tradesmen are just awful. /Of | the young society men who belong to! By hitting the target 127 times out ot | and Mr. tht time and did not hear he climbed over the back fence, “My poor dear papa was JU the same, He never could stand inpnee from any one, because he was qnere | Yous and high strung, and that wwhy, he drank a little. Not that he-ca) for it, but his poor nerves! | But his trouble was whiskey, yqay? | How dare you talk to’ me lkthat would pay him anything? | "My poor, dear papa was about a meat bill by the | butoher there ever was, On, | mean butcher, and he always canligan jacket and weighed 300: and 1 hate fat men, any way! “Well, when we moved froniVile loughy street to Flatbush andjver, told anybody because we wanted get ‘rid of a lot of cheap people welew, wiy, that butcher found out whl we lived Uwo years afterward and ap to our house and used the awfulles| to my, poor papa. “And my papa spoke right up {him and told him now, that he had"h #0 Insulting, he would take his timoout | Paying the bill, and he did, for papa was of a firm, determinedare acter about such things, “130, YOU see, YOU need not com me and quarre! about being in de It ‘isn’t my fault, If I had the ney j that you waste buylig a box, ofoke | lng tobaceo every week for 30 item Just 90 cents thrown away—I cd af. ford to meet my bills, perhapa! “Oh, don’t laugh, Mr. Nagg; ‘Sntw worth of tobacco for twentyears would como to—let me see, Howuch would {ft come to?—well, ne\ ) but if It was out at interest forlong time I would have money in the ik to | draw out every day and buy my! one | of ting new fashionable long Sith “But I never get anything but and 1 auppose I must put up witt! on't you dare say a word me, jmot another word, Mr, Nagel have stood’ more than angels could sf or ‘ Jambs endure!” 1 No Postal Car¢ Mr, Adipose Tissue—I find tt hard to express myself, Keep the Boiler- Makers Out! (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pub. Co.) + | Anarchist, We do NOT object to Anarc' boller-makers! A boller-maker makes TOO | This gives a falnt idea of the | Atlarchy Isa state of mind, disturber, | Born, _ - x 5 N |Constantine is Latin, signifying the | .' ig | Resolute, A YONKERS COUPLE, NO RAKE-OFF, | IN OLDEN DAYS, A SHAKE-UP, | Catherine, a Greek name, means the) Mrs, Crimsonbeak—Do you remember] “The pay of # Russian goldier| ‘the people of Salem were burning a then,’ sald the professor, | Pure One, | what I told you last night when you | amounts to about $1.50 a year," | vitch, t is your idea of ‘a nervous sii hear, my son, that you and! Deborah {s of Hebrew descent, signify. | came home? ff grief!’ sald the professional Why are you roasting her?" b A girl Mave bad a falling out, |_ Ing @ Bee, Mr, Crimsonbeak—Good — gracious, | suth ‘I'm glad I don’t live In that} body asked, The police when they are being in- chancel muster, Wild Robe, Pop. Tt was her dad| Dorcas is from the Greek, signifying a deat! Waai «s« of a mind do you|God-forsaken country,’—Chicago Rec- falling, ‘| suppose I’ve got?—Yonkers Statqsman, | rd-Herald, “Because she's a bnd actor," they | vestigated,’ replied the bright student, explained,—Cleveland Leader, —Philadclphia Press. Samael A country where you cannot A RRA We are sorry this opihlon has been reversed, You cannot HEAR YOURSELF THINK In a boller shop. We note WITH REGRI the Secretary of Commer decided to admit William Bi the young English boller- hists, but we have NO USEor'! MUCH NOISE. SIZE of the nolse! j but a boller-maker ts a mds! | ’ Keep the boller-makers OUT and give your thinker a THINK ts not a Free Coun