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Goottell-Gagnee Asks Dam- ges Beoauge He Refused to Up Former Husband's oy, Burying It Seoretly. AWARDS TEARFUL PLAINTIFF ONLY $50. id Man Left Letter Giving 000 Life Insurance to His ‘Mother—His Widow Married ‘Again in Fourteen Months. the fair-hairea and frail- | plaintif’ told her story, tremu- wobdbingly, tearfully trom the ipo @tand before Justice Amend, Court, in the trial or Of Wma Goottel-Gagneo it George W, Freeborn, the Har- Undertaker, Henry Goettel, her in-law, and Guyler, the paint tan, for $10,000 damages for not Up the body of her husband, Goettel, she made an ecelient @ slender and faic young oman sald Was @ dressmaker; that ‘“Wwin" (Sourted her assiduously and ly ‘for ‘two yents, calling three @ week, and that they were mar- y the late Rov. Dr. /Brywe Jan. 2, fm ‘wete married only three days," the witness, “when, kissing me Qe wsun!, Will went to his @s a letter-carrier. Ho never re- a, Dr. Byooe and I seacched R for him, We went to Yonk- three times, fore he had friends ttiere, We everything ‘Mdvertise, His brothér Henry said ) Might tose his position if we adver- Dim as missing, / Hears Husband |s Dead. Aug. i6 I got a telegram from Grettel saying simply, "Will died @olick this morn! “A 40 house. He told @ policeman found Will dead in the Morrip Hotel, His body was talll and his pipe wis in his mouth, ‘told: me when I said I wanted Will's 3 ‘fentfhome: that I would have him with Marine honors, that I bother: he would attend to all ‘They all told me that, Mr. Froe- Mr, Guyler, who was my hus- brother-In-law; al) of them told tm tT eald, "No; I wynt my husband's ‘and Mr.; Matthews, another un- yf, sald, ‘If they wont’ do the thing. I will, Mrs, Grettol,’ it they would not give up the body, u It T have never Vain Quest of an Evening World Wan Aihong the Vaudevillians —Is Our Humor Decaying? While ths upper west sido is calling for more police and New York's water supply {8 being threatened, Manhattan- {tes are viewing with ing lack of new jokes town ghould be suppil 2,000,000 fresh eggs are received and consumed here dally, the new joke is Buch a rare bird that @ careful houge- to-house search would revoal hardly one to nourish the jest-hungry public crying for jokes. Really, 18 there a new joke in town? Where would the average joke huntér go if sent out in @ hurry with a pall and oners to get a new joke before coming back? The comie papers? Those who shave themselves may think 90, but the barber-shop. patrons know bet- ter, The musical comedies? Now, that's funny! Then where? The gentleman on the right says try the vaudeville shows, Oh! very well, Surely when the trained dogs have fin- lumbus Cirole than the expedition had in discovering the now joke, Vaudeville scams to have all gone to the dogs, also to the equilibrists and musicians who comé out and play William Tell's hunting song on some- thing that looks like a Harlem radia- tor, but isn't, "The Town Without @ Smile," except the kind—“that's all,’ aeams t0 be little old New York, Looking for “New Ones,” Fourteenth street was first invaded and # rait made on Kelth’s, There ‘were plenty of trained dogs and sylo- Phoniats, but presently, ae the rewan of patience.and hope, there wandered ih a team featuring a palr of Dutch comedy whiskers and some wide pants, Under the spreading chestnut tree stood they aod ehook with vigor, The good old ons about the fire and the man in the twelfth-story window and the fire. men who rushed forward with a bar of woap and made a lather went with @ ‘whoop, Then came one with 1905 cloth- tog: “At ther battle of Bunko Hill, when Paul Revere ored for a horse, a horse, what did Lewson gif bim? One uff Standard Of] stock." Ha, ha! Birenzied joy! Mr, Dixon allows a singing to ooze through his whiskers. This angers Mr, Anger, the genteel “feeder,” who ob- servos: “ ” wick's,"' is the comeback, Modern, If Not Funny. Whee! Banzal! We are getti em if not funny, anyhow. Certaln it is that Tom and Cassie have ed itp Many a good old 4 that Chauncey Depaw: had ‘to stand for once, Also a belated holiday wheeze: “What i hero? A hero is 4 man mod. ished thelr act and tho stage must he set for the horisontal bar experts who play the mandoline white swinging by thelr knees there must be sandwiched in somebody who comes out with a new joke, hanging back and blushing furiously in the light of publicity. Of course the gent who beats the other gent over the neck with rolled newa- paper and takys @ rol] of money out of his partner's pocket while aforesaid partner is not Jooking Is barred, Gearching for a New Joke, ‘Well, try it yourself, An expedition formed to discover a new joke was sent out of The Byening World office last evening, and, after riding the principal clroutts In an auto ~-Interborough pattern—ond sorutinising the side streets with field glasses, dls- covered that the town was shamefully Wovoll of the new joke, Of course thero were the good old wheeres whioh havo been on the boards for years, with thelr Jot Joridegroom. in he suspected he had theart there; in she married 1; was married to a i Wi he lives at. No. intie Btreet, fousisen ‘the death of William eross-examiner fre In evi- tera written by William Goet- Mother and to rey a le warm, was {ou Ang he motterto sve Ria soo ie and he wanted Matthews to and his mother to‘pay the eu took th x hours to agree » Which was opened to-day. to Mrs, Goettel-Gagnee, rors sald that on the first he Jury stood ten for a verdict defendants, one for $10,000 dam: the lady, and one for six conte HARMLESS FAKE. % Ym Cellar of New Rullding Mere There In a Strike tt | Caase® Oni fonre, inch length of gaspipe, fixed to @ eath-dealing bomb, but fag found to be nothing but an iw fake, was discovered to-day basement of a bullding in the whiskers newly dyed and different BOLSTERING IT UP. lwho goés home Christmas ive without ry 4 snp y ‘ ‘MoG! 0 not an tne varn arn of yet Old One in a New Gules. "MeGinnis tried td drive a cab. A man told him to tako. hi to St. Michael's Chureh, Mac drove to the | M conducting a Bro t on, Ohe aaKed ih other at Rourteenth. ‘Not mud loGinnis: rai on togeth @ ins} e's thi you've only got twelve fares Says McGinis: ‘One of ‘Ihave to get off thei So much for McGinnis, Mr. McAvoy got Instant attention by ‘announchg A sure Way of gotting thitet-killer free, "You order two beers, Dein} ft rung up.' passengers have you heard that bets lot say, Discouraged, but hopeful, the exped! tlon beat out into the hike nl bt wo hee If Jt was true, Ales! it found no new joke in town, ——_—— BOY STRANGELY SHOT IN STREET. While Passing Through Fashien- al jleotion of Brooklyn Samuel Bush Is Wounded in Chest, Samuel Bush, @ ‘‘oaddie” employed by the Dyker Heights Golf Club, was mys- terlously @hot to-day while passing ble dence dis- The boy was Lg nd his home from the golf club, when there was the report of a revolver and he fell to fe pas ment with a bullet eure Jn the cheat, | He was Bastmond, of the Bast and riot ao y r me taken to his home at ‘Onn nth FREE THIRST QUENCHER street and os amItton | fit SO Mlonner'at brates the! tare, " . rela,’ DI . It's the Church of Atl Saints and f HONeill &Co Splendid Values Continue in the January Furniture Sale Everything Reduced in Price During this Sale Fourth Floor. like Dining Room Tables ( $15.00 cach: regular price 21.00, These tables are of quastered | +$15.00 oak, very highly polished, 44-inch (op, heavy claw feet, will seat eight persons, reg lar price $21.00; special.....J Closing out our sample line of odd ‘ ilks @ L foulard 59c for *1.25 silks yons foulards. ') HANDSOME effects in the very highest grade Lyons foulards—silks that are partic ularly adapted for costumes and ‘carriage gowns, Soft, rich fabrics which, bought in the regular way, would sell for $1.25 and upward, Everybody Knows the reputation of Lyons silks— these are the famous Lyons $1.25 foulards, 59c. j Prices are scarcely what the silks cost the manufacturers, and you know that such an event cani be oft Rpeates if at all, So come—come expecting the greatest bargaitis in silks you ever saw and you wi not be disappointed. They're so beautiful, so stylish—smart dressers can't resist them, Matn Flee 59 for #1.25 silks—handsome, rich! 5 for #1 27-in. silks for those handsome C effects in satin foulards, representing the great- C silk shirt-waist suits—don't think you'll ever ] est values ever given by any house in America have an opportunity equal to this again—you —both domestic and imported printed satin foulards and | know silk shirt-walst suits will be more popular than Lin satin faconnes—in all the Intest Spring shades and color- | this year, and these ate the silks the swell dressmakers wil ings—silks which if bought {n the regular way would sell | presént for the handsomest suits—all new patterns and col- for $1.25 per yard and upward—at 59¢, orings—at 59c, a yard in this sale, ] 25 for $2.25 double-width black crepe de chine, and that’s positive—this item e alone ought to fill our silk section with enthusiastic buyers—it's a remarkable thing to sell staple black Silks at this price—but then we received a concession in buying that enables us to make this great bargain offer—full double width, and we don’t think you can buy it elsewhere for less than $2.25—at $1.25, $5 for 75c. rustling tafVetas— | Oe for $1.25 27-in, double] OHe for $1.35 36-In, black Ruaranteed to wear—not a face black peau de sole—a rustling pure silk taffetas— Great quantity, so come early, very exceptional value at 89c, for gowns and petticoats. ———SIMVSON CRAWFORD Co, e $ Q Last time this season--'1.75 dress goods, 49c NO store has attempted to meet this bargain, and the only reason we can assign is that fabrics cannot be secured to sell at our phenomenal reduction, That's conclusive evidence that this sale is the last time of the season you can buy these ‘Main Floor, Smart fashionable fabrics worth up to $1.75 at 49c. We have sold out a number of lots, but of the materials advertised there is an abundance for to-morrow. 49 for smart fashionable fabrics that 75 for high grade #1.75 to §3 fabrics Cc sold regularly off the plece for $1.50 to $1,75— C sold off the piece regularly all the season Jong at . all-wool mixed Scotch cheviots, suit length— from $1.75 to $3—here's where you'll find the plain and fancy zibeline, full suit lengths—boucle and bou-| enthusiastic buyers—such fabrics were never sold before rette suiting—plain fancy eoliennes, crepe de Paris, voiles,| for the price; desirable shades in French and Austrian ¢tamines and Panama suitings—just the thing for those] broadcloth, silk eoliennes, crepe de Paris, silk crepons, long-coat suits—costumes, separate skirts and waists—| English tweed suitings, imported Scotch plaids, English values are extraordinary, | whipcords and poplins, ‘ ——SIMPSON CRAWFORD CO, e e * $ a Great sale: decorative linens up to *1.50 °55c WE know that you know a good value when you see it, so it would only do us harm to over-estimate the valye of these linens, Come and see what fine decorative pleces they are—beautiful Swiss embroidered scarfs and shams—yalues up to $1.50 at 55c, in this unparalleled annual sale of white, ‘ Mata Fieee, ND 5 5 4 aah a. Fors ef openworbein te Prior cloth, 86 Inches square—Sideboard lese than 16c.—at., ® cy t for his wife.” hen for Rome more acrobats and the e ition by carriages to Twenty- third streot to fhe Proctor ho: M ne playing music Naivec: im | #4ked for. are the ones that are carty- clothes on—in some casea-~but for the io : most part the jente which you always gate Be on i ‘ny descent Les ret or At 0, the peatasnegnecsnce aitieto. Der ing on the gayety of nations for this} {Ne @ charge of sets omerges pat d bereft metropolis. Christopher Colum- Haar) bus had'an easier job disoovering Co- THE DISCOVERER Of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, the Great Woman's Remedy for Woman's Ills, lcAvoy, ia Tuxedo jacket, and Lely on josts he doles out for uisead The Hettila’ the’ “adgontinen oF onstruction at No, 249 Fifth been a atrike the discovery caused much ajarm was turned over to @ Do- iggafip, took i, to any Murray, iu of Combustibles, who rimless, ¢ bomb was plugged at the r h ea and on this was Packs ut an {nch wet cotton batting, ly tO represent gun cotton, Th the space was filled with a ! Which proved to be stove poillsh, p of the layer of stove polish was er thin layer of cotton, then a of lead and & disk of tin, through ole in which was the “fuse,” I a pier ie cotton Insula- 0 on amall electric wires, SS ‘ ) GIFTS FOR EX-SUPT, BOYD, BANY, Jan, 17.—Kx-Gvpt, Charles ‘Boyd of the State Department of @ Works was. to-day presented ® gold watch, chain, diamond h Gold match-rafe and cigar- by the employees of that de- The presentation speech le, by Deputy Supermtendent ow W, Mead, to which Mr, Boyd & fitting response, Store Bargain Counters Ht Joined together 41 ie Would Bot Hold halt the Vewelry, More Fixturss, Phonographo, Billiard Tables, Typewriters, Clothing, &., and new, for cash or credit, ‘were oft ner se, Want Directory, ORD VERY DAY. 1 black} * if" a= No other female medicine in the world has received such widespread and un- qualified indorsement, No other medicine has such a record of cures of female troubles or such hosts of grateful friends as has Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. Troubles, Inflammation and Ulceration, Falling and Displacement of the Womb, and consequent Spinal Weakness, and is peculiarly adapted to the Change of Life, It has cured more cases of Backache and Leucorrhoea than any other remedy | the world has ever known, It is almost infallible in such cases, It dissolves and | expels tumors from the Uterus in an early stage of development, and checks any | tendency to cancerous humors gestion, Bloating, | yield to it. Womb troubles, causing pain, weight and backache, Instantly relieved and permanently cured by its use, Under all circumstances It invigorates the fale system, and |s as harmless as water, It quickly removes that Bearing-down Feeling, extreme lassitude, “don't care” and “want-to-be-left-alone” feeling, excitability, irritability, nervous faintness, sleeplessness, flatulency, melancholy or the “blues” and head jthis medicine always cures, Kidney Complaints and Backache, of either sex, the Vegetable Compound always cures. Those women who refuse to accept anything else are rewarded a hundred thou- It will entirely cure the worst forms of Female Complaints, all Ovarlan| Irregular, supper te or Painful Menstruation, Weakness of the Stomach, Indi- | looding, Nervous Prostration, Headache, General Debility quickly | dizziness, | . These} |) are sure indications of Female Weakness, or some derangement of the Uterus, which | sand times, for they get what they want—a cure. Sold by Druggists everywh Refuse all substitutes, Dining na Closets, Sideboards, Dressers, Chiffoniers, Toilet, Table and Bedroom Chairs. January Sale Prices—Everything Reduced Irish Point Curtains. Several lots of Irish Point Curtains in small lots; some have one, others two, three, and in some cases twenty- four pair of a pattern. We have marked them to close 4, 4% and % former prices at $2.50, $3.25, 84.50, $5.00, Ruffled Net Curtains. 200 pair of Ruffled Net: Curtains, made up on Yood quality net, c and insertion of Renaissance, 2% y: long. Regular price, $1.46; $10 Price sarees seveee ovseee $1.00 Sixth Avenue, 20th to 21st Street. Axminster Rugs At Special Prices for Wednesday Only A splendid line of Oriental and Floral Sei ins to select from--these prices are most unusual and show advantage of by all who are interested. Size 9x12 feet—Regular price $24.50—Sale price. . Size 6.3x10.6 feet—Reguflar price $22,00—Sale price.. Size 36272 inches—Regular price $4.00—Sale price........ $3:25 Size 27263 inches—Regular price $2.75—Sale price,...++++ $1.95 ma Chairs AT HALF PRICE, Ruffled Muslin Curtains, Allnew and crisp, 2%. yds. long, in plain and striped centres, finished with the new style fluted ratfe. |] Regular price, 60¢, special at Cross Stripe Curtains, To close ont several lots we have marked them %, { and 3 former prices. ir prices were $1.25 to $5.00 per pair; now $1.10, $1.50, $2.00, $2.50, Upholstery Department id be taken Hosiery Shirts—36, 38, 40... Drawers—34, 36, 38. Values §2. H.ONeill & Co 2264 Pieces Of the American Hosiery Co.’s UNDERWEAR FOR MEN At $1.00 Each All First Grades, and Worth Up to $5,00 Each This splendid collection of First-Class Underwear for Men compcises all the Travellers’ Samples of the American 0. and represents every grade they manufacture, Tne quality of these garments is summed up in the trade mark of this well-known firm: ' None World.” They come in White Merino and Super Cash- mere, Colored Merino and Super Cashmere, Brown and Colored Balbriggan, Lisle Thread and Silkoline; also Linen Mesh— Weights, light, Sold by the Suit only, On Sale Wednesday Morning, First Floor, 20th St.Side etter In The medium, heavy and super. | } $1.00 «= Bearfs, 18x54 and 18x72 In.—value 91,50, at... teeers GB0 and 750 Mammoth Sale of Bath and Huck Towels. ‘Thousands in each individual lot— values are positively unprecedented—a rare oportunity for large users—hotela, schools, inatitutions and boarding houses, 1Bo, Turkish bath towels, at 12440 80c, Turkish bath towels, at 200 je Turkish bath towels! at 250 160, hematitched huck towels, at 12%0 160, knotted fringe damask, 12%0 all linen huck towels, 200 890. hemastitched hemmed, 250 HEMBTITCHED LINEN SHEYETS— 90x96 In—value $2.70 each—at..2.25, HEMSTITCHED LINEN PILLOW RBADY MADE 8H EBT S8—10,000 ready made sheets of a very superior strong bleached sheeting--2% inch homs—laundered ready for use— Saxo. for angle beda G0 2290, ‘for ° Bo tye pu, Sten’ also Bed’ 000 Superior Quality Satin Damask Table Cloths, 81,50 for 2 yd. sise—yalue § or All linen $1.06 Napkino, 6. 1.60 All nen $2.25 Napkins, 29x22, é 16 $2.50 breakfast and t now at voi. $5.00 extra lar damask, 26 inches ALL LACE RENAISSANCE C} PIBCES, H or square, chit CASHS—22 4x86 tn.—value $1.25 each ———SIMI'SON CRAWFORD Co,-—- 100,000 cans cisna peas at 6c. fr; 70c. doz. Comparison praees that, and VERY store in New York asks a higher price except Simpson Crawford Co. E ours are not an ordinary brand of peas, either; but nS sweetest, tenderest selected Early June Poas, Packed to sell at 10c. a can or $1.15 a dozen—the famous Falley Brand, that people of good taste insist on having because of excellent flavor, They're so carefully nurtured and fully matured that they are far better than fresh grown peas even when in season—not more than @ dozen cans to a customor, 12c corn, 8c || 12c tomatoes, 8c|| 12c lard, 9%c Gweet, tender and creamy; free Not pleked until thoroughly ri It it's pure, lard, pe, you from skp and particles: finest quat- | | insuring the finest garden favor; | | Beatiy evetywhers, aad tn iP ity New York mits OR clean, golld packed Delawary Toma f or Armour's Leet Bhicld: BR | never Intend pall for i es h f@nd 10-Ib, pails, to sell at Baer dorens Obe. Cant doteat hee | | Bruce, (pow besa a hart ta Is Be. SIXTH FLOOR—MODEL FOOD sToRE, 12cans of peas—12 cans of corn and 12 cans of tomatoes—36 cans; all for$2.60 We DO fill mail orders, Or call Chelsea 2100, Model Food Store, 6th Floor, MOTHER'S RICE—Tho cele-| JAVA AND MOCHA COF- brated O, & 8, White fee--Tho Cecil Blend of fanoy, ° imported, lina; B-Ib, i iporte finen eacke enka eames NEW TEAS—Cholcent seloc- tion from India, Japan, China and Ceylon, Teas + of equal cup quality and fragrance are often sold |} at 760, to $1.00 per Ib, an te BBs thse 606 NEW ENOLAND SPINACH. f & Wrightington's packed; caso 24 8B! cans: 166 BONELESS BREAKFAST Bacon—Armours or cy i mild by ba atripaay a, Lg Wines and tonics. ANH ti U f E bid usc 1d Tus Pep leD CLARETS oD CROW Wut i Nutri 4 Pure Natty 7 Mi no 1.95, Wino p-—Gallon. iy quart botttene! F746, vr bottles, Ls pad uy ti , Halt; ‘domene ent: 786 Bush, Be. ahd, : i guid? ate, 89.00, 2 05 MONTICELLO PURE MaKey a BBD ooeusralen. 82, y PORT, SHE) he - o) ANGOSTURA BITTERS—O, W. Abbi doitfo 496 ROYAL ANNE Allen Fruit iy Nt Tar Boe, 8-1, can” 206 rich £286 use Pind W861 bottle, « vi Ago Wino at galery, CH WHISK EY— BAD $i 50 r Glen; Bxtra > as, al art 0, Be ml Tie. i THE TRUSS SHANK $5.00 SHOE FOR MEN This shoe above all things fs ultra stylish, and to maintain Its highly fashionable form we have GOTT Oses Into Its construc- tion a steel arch truss shank, which supports the weight of the body and prevents the shoe from flat- tening or spreading out of shape. Truss Shank Calf Button, $5,00. Truss Shank Calf Blucher, double sole, $5.00. Truss Shank patent C in Button, $5.00, Fifth Av, & 9th St., B’klyn, CREDIT Freely Extended to All, CLOTHING For the Entire Family, $1Down& 50c, Per Week On Purchases of $10 Worth, Furniture and Everything for House= keeping. EASIEST PAYMENTS OPEN MON, & SAT, EVGS, Tr Shank patent coltskin Lave, $5.00, Truss Shank patent coltskin Blucher, $5.00, on Application, } Mall Orders Promptly Filled,