The evening world. Newspaper, January 17, 1905, Page 14

hy Women ad | SEB,” said the Cigar Store Man, “that a wise professor advises husbands and wives ‘to cut loose from each other jonally on the principle that will be more appreciative of other when they reunite.” “It’s a safe bet that the majority husbands and wives feel the same ” replied the Man Higher Up, it they don’t act up to it. When omes to a showdown one or the ir balks, When a woman mar- although she ray have love to for her ‘husband, she grows a béllet that he {s unable to take care hinselt. | Nine wives out of ten, when told their husbands that a sudden ‘call necessitates a trip out Ammediately accumulate a n microbe,. They may pack lp and say nothing, but they copper on that sudden busi- tall and play it consistently tH the old man gets home, milder and more steady the and, the moro likely he 1s to a wife who sizes him up for cher sight, While he is at- ig a late session of his lodge ‘by the Press Publishing Company, No, 63 to 63 Park Row, New York. Wntered at the Post-OMice at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. Teor Lad ie ia aaleeea aee RA CNL: REIN cary na ie RRS CUTE fog LICL »..+ By Martin Green.... will in a theatre box with a bottle of winein one hamiand the soft, moist paw of an imposing blonde in the other. If she goes out of town on a visit the cross-examination she puts the janitor through when she comes back would make Francis Wellman look like an ‘L’ guard announcing stations, 1 “Men don’t worry much about ab- sent wives, It is chhracteristis of men to trust the women they marry. On the other hand, a woman has a sneaking {dea that the old man has a hereditary tendency to lead a aporting lite under cover, For this reason, should the plan of the worthy professor come up for gen- eral adoption the women would put a kibosh on it that « steam shovel couldn’t remove.” “There is an old adage that ab sence makes the heart grow fonder,” remarked the Cigar Store Man, “gure,” agreed the Man Higher Up, “but that statement was made by a poet.” ————— Triplet Problem. ‘A singularly rare case under the law of universal military service is now en- gr-ging the attention of the French Wat Office and of the public, It is that of three triplet brothers, among them the mainstay of a very poor family of eight other children and thelr mother, who ‘are swept at one stroke from the work- shop to the barracks, One /s a mason, ‘one is @ painter and one an agricultural laborer. Another point arises as to which should be exempt, If legal excuse fs extended to. any, Even thelr own mother 1s ignorant which of the three saw daylight first, and it s quite impos- gee can shut her eyes and see him 104 RESIDENT G, Stanley Hall, 4 P of Clark Uni- versity, In 2 lecture delivered in Balti- more last week be- fore an assemblage of bllego presi agynicagenic, said Gysbmifh that one of the gravest dangers of nt day lies in the fact that the girls of three women’s col- one-quarter of the colleges of ern colleges for men rem: d twenty yoars aitec gradua- ‘he attributes this aversion to mony to the higher educution of y be right, but has any one & Woman who, really, in her ‘had an aversion toimatrimony? ere are plenty of old maids, old maids, too, but if there Who has not at some the ‘man jn whom all her hopes of j were centred, then she 1s not ‘at all, but an intel»ctual 4 tp me ‘that not the college t the masculine attitude is responsible for the high of spinsters in her class, It tact that women have not yet © take thelr minds for granted, “€0, They are inordinately the least itle bit of mental ity, teal or acquired, and are ‘atriving to show it off, This Otten gives them a wholly rl @rrogance of mind which to ‘Man {8 Insupportable, Few int to masry women who think superior to them, and It jo Nttlo—just a dip Into erman |iterature om @ view of higher mathematics— them think 60. women, (oo, are apt to be on’t Be Agynicagenic. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. sible to say wheh Is the eldest and which the youngest. attitude toward the woman who works for her living 1s not generally matri- monial, I knew a girl just out of a small Southern college who came to New York to make a living by writing. Men- : ig a hit ay 7 i put 2 " Bi ive ibis, : sat Bh it Yi ae Sear i i ye 4 A ah hee a iy i Phe ) ing © r ' Hom b n ‘| ie wy: ip dcdh iil i. ee eS | bo a Wo Public’s Ser ice eecloniy b a a VAAL J) | e Will Print Here Every Day The Evening Worl. an Editorial om Sone Important Popular Need £ The World's First Billionaire! HE New York Commercial, a purely business publication with Rockefeller’s millions are far in excess of the five hundred usually accredited to him The paper’s informant remarks: ‘He will in a few years be actually worth $1,000,000,000, the first billionaire the world has ever seen.” He fixes $6,000,000 a month as Mr. Rocke. feller’s income and puts Andrew Carnegie next at $1,250,000. These are interesting figures, and probably true. The amaz- ing ability for accumulating has been supplemented by equally astonishing ability for administrating the acquisitions, The exploiting of a few natural rights did it all. Some thoughtful persons have amused themselves by looking hopefully forward to the time when the Standard Oil Company will own and manage the United States instead of using it occasionally, It seems to be the only way of procuring a proper amount of wealth for everybody. The world has hardly room enough in it to accommodate ‘many billionaires: and leave the rest of the folks car fare. Luckily Mr. Rockefeller cannot carry his billion around in his clothes. The nature of things compels him to let other people use most of his property and a million thrive in the employ of industries held under his investment. The “System” must lose a good deal ofmoney in ventures into which its members are pushed by their money or they would soon potsess the accumulations of everybody, In New Zealand there is a region abounding in little nodules of magnetic iron ore. They are attracted toward each other, and in turn roll together into the nearest depression. These groups are always forming, always growing, gaining attracting power with each new addition, until it becomes handier for the miner to pick them up with a shovel. Perhaps this is the way with money. The final poift is; ‘‘Who’s got the shovel ?”’ (Copyright, 1004, by Ames? tally, as she would have proudly told you herself, there was nothing she didn't know about the world, Actually, she had met about half a dozen men In her life and was a thoroughly unsophis- tieated baby, Her work, in which she was fortunately successful, threw her with many men, most of them more or less interesting, and some of them charming, She was pretty, and they seemed anxious to show her some at- tention, She thus summed her exper- lence to me: “One Mterary man fifty years old, after knowing me for sx months, said that he thought I possessed very un- usual talent and that he wanted me to collaborate with him on his next book. Would I dine with him at a well-known | (i, restaurant and talk over the plot? Need- less to say I was flattered and went. In the course of gn hour's dinner I waited anxiously for a reference to the book, But it didn't come, He contented himeelf with telling me that I was — handsome, I never dined with him any more, I tried two others, much younger, who were from the South, and whose families had known mine, asked me over the oyster If I had ever been kissed and if I didn't think the protection of a strong man's arms wae better than all the literature in the world, The other sad something just as foolish and presumptious—I forget just what—and: as a result I adopted the rule that most women do eventu- ally; not to mix my business and socia) acquaintances. But I have few social acquaintances ani the result Is I'm get- ‘ting to be a regular old maid." This case is typical of thousands In New York of women who come here to make a living, with perfectly normal minds and no higher ambition than to be happy wives and mothers, but who are almost Inevitably warped by the conditions they meet, Are they to blame {f, as Prof, Hall rays, they be- onal women, and the masculine y ty } WENTY-FIVE years. ago to-day | f book was published which was | destined to make a greater sensi. fn sociological clireies than any Work on economics ever written, which ,brought its author at a Nd into something approaching im- “Progress and Pov- ‘The author was Henry George. and Poverty” dealt fear- nd in a stantiingly original Pfu) fashion, with economic prob- It has been translated Into civilized language and has had Henry George Dinner. 5 Years of ‘‘Progress @ Poverty.”’ | the speakers selected are Mayor John- } Hamlin Garland, Richard Burton come agynicagente, Ushed during the past three decades, Jn honor of the quarter-centeanial vel- ebration of this great book's pubiica- tlon a commemorative dinner will be given to-night at the Hotel Astor, The purpose of the banquet is to enable rep- resentative speakers to review "Prog. ress and Poverty," to speak of the In- fluence It has exerted and to consider the probable future trend of pa. thought and action, Each guest will recelve a silver memorial medal, Among Son, of Cleveland; William Lloyd rison, Henry George, jr, Bliss Carn and One of them | % ne Gives Mr. Jerome a Tip Mary Ja She Also Tips Police and Her Dad and Kickums’s Are Surprised by Raid 0! THEY RE GAMBLIN'! TY SAY KICKUMS, , THEY'RE GAMBLIN'~ LETS Tee, JEROME WE MUST Beat Jerome! SAY SERGEANT, THERES GAM- excellent sources of information, reports that Mr. John D./' EET DON'T sce how 1 It 1s, Mr.Nage, T never get to fo anywhere or soe inything, Nothing \s ‘ver done to give me Measure, 1 never get aainything Wke other omen! "I suppose It ts be. | cause I am always kind and patient and > hever find fault or Roy |. MoCardelitty @ word like other women. “Look how well Mrs. Dingle dresses ever since she got the $10,000 from the yallroad company that Injured> her spine. She rides around in her car- rlago all dressed up, and she had th bad taste to aay to me that she saved me for the brisk way T could walk and | Wellington, exclaimed as a bullet struck | him: “By Jove, I've lost a leg!’ that she would give anything In the world if she had her strength again. ‘That was all well enough ‘for her to say, when she lives in luxury and I have to slave my life out and nothing T do is nppreciated. “Tio I ever get taken anywhere? No! Look at Clana Benton, Her father doesn't make half the money you do, ant] yet she goes south every winter, and sayr she has to because she is threatened with tuberculysis and can't Stand this climate, I notice I have to stand !t. I never go anywhere. Inever see anything, I am tled down here to thts house and I’ haven't even a tiled “As I said when I was at Mrs, Ter- wiliger's yesterday, or was it at the Stryverses' the day before? Well, neyer mind—no, let me see, it was at the Rab- bett-Warrens’; Mra, Rabbett Warren was telling me how six of her children had the croup, and I sald to her that sho was fortunate that she could employ a trained nurse, although I wouldn't have one dn-my house because they look so neat and pretty in thelr caps and uni- form that all the men in the house just Bot infatuated with them, “There was the Dudleys! Didn't Mr. Dudley fall in love with a trained nurse at home with your wife and children? ee pty) and marry her? Yes, it 1s tiie that he was a widower and nected some one to ~ look after his young children, but that was no excuse for him to rugh Off and wet married, and Mrs, Dudley only dead a little over a year, i “Nhat Js the way with all you men 2 © know I would hardly ve cold in my Brave before you would marry agai Well, I only hope your second wife! wil Bet better ‘treatment than I do trom you, Second wives alwaya do, “I never get anywhere, I never 66 Anything, Even Dr, Smurk takes. Me Smerk around with him tn his carriage and she holds the reins while he 1s vise iting his patients, But, you wouldn't take me around if you were a physician, but Dr. Smerk does. Mrs, Smerk den't around with him just now because she Bot her feet frozen sitting in the care riage during the oold woather Jast week, and now she is down at Lakewood having a good time because there Je * f dance there every night. " "Of course she has to keen in her room and has to be lifted from her chair to her bed, but If I wae dying you wouldn't sond me to Lakewood, eh "I can go to Lakewood now if X want to, you say? Oh, indeed! Well, _ 1 can't go because the Ladies’ Peace Congress meets to-morrow and I have to read a paper on ‘Peace At Home and yAbroad,’ and next Wednesday Mrs. Stry+ ver has a tea and I help her recelvs, and Saturday we havo a theatre party, and Tuesday Susan Terwiliger gives @ musical, Oh, no, Mr, Nagg, you oan't send mea out of town to vegetate while you run around having a good time, And it all goes to show just what’ L say, I never get anywhere, [ never see anything, “What are you taking off your slip- pers for—can't you spend one evening ° You are going out? I might have known it, and I wanted you to stay in and look after the house while £ an over to Mrs, Dubb's, as I proms sed, “You will stay, you say? Oh, never mind, Mr, Nagg, you can go, f never never go anywhere!’* A Silent In HTS ts tho first and only author- 4 ized interview ever given to the press by James Henry Silent Smith, who bought the Whitney palace and gave an exclusive musicale to the 400 the other evening. Mr. Smith, as will be seen, holds very poaltive views on the question of enlarg- ing the social set: # t r—! t -l!— »" sald Mr, Smith. ‘—————?" asked the reporter. — — 1?” persisted the reporter, ‘ " {"' said the reporter, ur with Silent Smith. see anything, £ terview James Henry Smith, Said on the Side. | ANTATA, maguma, shimsha! The P Yiddish contributions to ourrent slang are all expressive, but none 80 much so as the apt epithet for the “cadet.” The word fairly hisses the contempt of the east side for this moat despicable of creatures. eee ‘The oddest recorded dramatic roy- alty {s paid an English lad who con- tributed a singlo line to Barne's “Lit- tle Mary.” For this bit of collabora- tion he recelyes a half-penny (one cent) for every performance, ° eo In reading Sir Henry Irving's re- marks on the “ruln of the theatre by the music hall,” it is to be borne in mind that elephants now perform on the Lyceum stage where the actor was wont to tear his hair as Lear and draw the sacred protecting circle of holy church, «be What ts probably the most celebrated wooden leg of modern times has been offered for sale at auction !n London, It ‘belonged to Lord Anglesey, At Water- loo the noble Lord, standing next to ‘Have you? By Jove!" said Wellington; and the episode was closed as tar ay the Tron Duke was concerned, eee Salvator's mile tn 1,86 1-2 1s commonly instanced as the record speed of a! race- horse, But according to the Field, Calman’s mile In 1,83 1-5 at Lingfela ts the fastest in the history of the turf, e 8 6 An important item in the will of a late Fellow of Brasenose College, Oxford, is the bequest of all his “wines and liq- uors” to his college, ,A ‘liberal edu- cation” abroad has @ meaning not al- ways Understood at freshwater institu- tions of learning In temperance towns, e 8 Mr, Andrew Lang has been expressing some emphatic opinions about dogs. “Ther 1s not one of the seven deadly @ Montreal merchant, ' Pacific Railroad, the first Colonial peer, oe eins," says he, “ot which the dog ts not habitually guilty. I am unaware of @ single redeeming feature in his repulsive character.” In the days when men believed In the transmigration o! souls afcelebrated Roman game was thought to be Agamemnon returned to earth, What a fine cat Mr, Would make in another plane of con+ sciousness! . Lord Mount Stephen, . e ; who has gives $1,000,000 to King Edward’s Hospital Fund, is the son of a Scotch carpenten, He_ was successively a dry-goods lark, ¢ ban! foher the ian In 1801 he was made and exeoutive head of “I should not care to visit the sored Iand of the Scriptu:, ' says Marte Corelli, “Imagine the §. 2k of hearing @ porter ory out, ‘Change oans for Nazareth!’ But Js sho sure she would vtand when he cried out? seest Ty ot Married, % "Can you handle an axe? I you some nice, fresh biscuits if you will york for me." “Cut me out, lady, I've got rhewmae tlsm and ain't much good chopping biscuits!" f The “ Fudge ** Idiotorial Why Not Raise Hair to Sell? The United States Consul at Frankfurterhof, Germany, | r BP ithe works on the acetone pu | award Pole reports that a lucrative busl- | ee | he somite which has acrang ness Is being done at that, Poor Papa! as Rdward MG ; (Copyrot, 1905, Planet Pubs Co.) point In the Sale of HUMAN | , lthe Rev, Het RI HAIR, ‘ Naina ade | This suggests an able American Thought | a vat Bis ; - | Why not raise HAIR TO SELL ? re and Pove vas i reeelved with wond Mesene | There are millions of Idle heads in this country that might wonder be i but the a diwag 4 Iolelnteleintnte! einislelelatets eeletoleteteleioletelutelotatelolateled efoto tel well be ralsing large crops of hair if properly CULTIVATED] hor Nyved $s honored and proved, | | - ia i‘ . Ee pny bel ; 5 sands ald-headed men might K und raised to the pinnacle | ) P Pa] Hundreds of thousands of bald-head i ght) make [a New Yar trod chnpion of] SQ” NEY Letters trom the eop Pe ZF money RAISING HAIR to SELL to Rocketeer, 8 nobles abor and ero. S VA na elea | > , | . Tt will be remembered that Alnaive Conductors, rs out and he be-| last act ts half over, This has spoiled eping the pavements, 1 went to lunch Rockefeller has ralsed everything else In ihe country, but HE Palas George A candidate for | To the Editor ivening Worlds | ‘ eran the performance for me several times. jie, an vo J fuished a nan began | cannot raise Hair | Mayor of Greater New Yor! tl Is the inything to be done to pro- 1B Is there any reason why the last act of g the floor of th | tn}— yi ; bie dled POH REVERE TRO ee eeeiltbet. Watney frome the Brutal ‘ridenens (ire: DIOEA MH ym, | show anoull be shut off trom untor- |, he toon of the restaurant | Rub your head every night before retiring with a copy of the | + ae f street car conductors? On a cross. FrTiee rar ade eat ea tunates sitting baek of women any more |, shod my suppe - | Fudge. It will MAKE YOUR HAIR GROW | rat Thirty-fourth street a con- i than the first or second act OBL diye fai eiportu swoty ‘i y 7 ) eal Sisseul ene De ' UES DUN EC RCU TSAR: “World: THREE aI Rigo, ina the Host of the’ basver sion. Taup.{ Never mind If ft does COME OUT RED, It will be real Halt, we _ 0 188 us anded oO hy res that w wn | " Cc gh <p 4 holly, did papa give his con- | her, pees pay anit ul pauls hale hata BULL nolice, that tt |e theapslton ce he phrenian Wands pose after all this, If had expectorated | and ROCKEFELLER will be GLAD TO GET IT. in @ subway station our vigilant Board town trip, flew Into a paroxysm of {s not always enforoed, Another thing Walking to my office yesterday morn- °,/ Sheath ea have aieeital me for abusive language. On a Lexington that has annoyed me Js the fact that ing between 8 and 8,80 o'clock I count> endangering the public health, avenue car 1 asked @ conductor if I the women put on thelr hats before the qd nine men raising clouds of dust Calo, Gladys—Well, T lke her cheek! Grayee—80 did George,—Louisville Courier-Journal, 4 Do not be afraid of the result. A paper that can MAKE BRAINS sprout can produce hair all right. } he put bis whole sole into \ Witt linia italia bis al if iki hina ital Siaaha i rere itd ii at 8