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Man H _—— Can Young Men try When Un- tried Females All Answering de” in the “Help ‘anted" Columne? ; [ “sald the Cigar Store , “that a young lady out Cleveland asserts that Dachelors are a menace to clv- Hi \ mswered the Mah Higher Mame is Miss Anna 8, Vor- the paper doesn’t give her It fg plain that she is Married woman and {t is an honey bet thut she is recording Of a Mothers’ Club. {aithe catise of our large and ig Menagerie of baokelors? It Cement-foundation tnet that any & reasonable amount of and. cleverness can rope, tle in the matrimony Man she sety out to cap- (man thinks he fs winning a but she 18 sunply stringing mM slong until she can make up her ‘whether she will take his nam paos him up. Our Om Longfellow.) @talled 1m the bridge at “hour,” ‘the cary strung over the re wes @omething wrong with power. led on the bridge at mid- y stalled on the bridge at way, you see, with the je v hase Brooklynites forlorn. ‘often, oh! how often ‘Mlokels we've had to cough. » oh! how often, ‘often, on! how oft, * “oon comes tramping ‘Christian Belence,”” said Pessimist,’ dejectedly. ‘what has happened viewa?” asked the Ama- ! ly. “mean for myself, but ‘Ghe escape for the woman ‘for wome one 'to do a whole- flotence | proselyting e Philosopher. 't live in a ‘women, It's something: ter- y overhear a bunch of together, you'd think you weading & patent medicine al- Wer saw anything likd the way Vove to tall about their all+ The first thing two women be- ‘a9 g0on as the formall- Introduction are over, is the and pains they have, He who can go the fartherest G description is the envy ‘eally not in femalo society Mt you haven't had an appendioitia, 1 never ng like the way women ‘ailments. And what a fund tonal topics they do fur- ¢Wonder what would happen , Providence would make big for, women to talk about its and—each other, With a fest and pathological guild | Dsinoes it would simply be a joing.’ y dramatist with a play Tosca horrors was on to his Wanted to beat all the other playwrights in the real- he'd just get In a bunch of It Kicke! y horsepower fs your): from its T should ten) by the Press Publishing Company, No, 63 to 63 Park Row, New York, Mt the Post-Ofice at New York as Seoond-Clase Mall Matter. «+... BY Martin Green.... The Abs -) By Alice Rohc javall Jin the NO. 16,882 igher Up. ¥ “Therefore we must assume that when the bachelor supply is over- atocked it is because our maidens do not care to draw cards in the game of wedlock, How can our young men marry when the unmarried females are all answering advertisements in the ‘Help Wanted’ columns? I was passing a business college the other Jafternoon as the pupils were coming out with thelr books under their arms, and out of a couple of hundred I saw but seven boys, All the rest were girls, Every one of those girls {s taking a fall out of a set of books and stenography and typewriting, In she doing it to prepare, herself for |matrimony or to prepare herself for a job? “There are few bachelors who j would not marry if they could find a |girl willing to chooso them. Man 1s a domestic animal, but the girls are training the domesticity out of him in this country—especlally in New | York.” “This young woman says,” contin- are 1,100,000 more men than women lin the world and that this being true Jevery man should marry.” “How aro they going to do it under those circumstancos?” inquired the/from a ¢* fence,’? Man Higher Up. ‘Tis his chance to collect the Not heeding the kickers’ chorus, For they've gov us and no oné }/ Edward Lauterbach and John J. McCook, for example, were to cease relations with the lawsellers? What immense values would be preserved to the people if they could dispose of their privileges cares, How often, oh! how often I've started that dreary ride wed’ the Cigar Store Man, ‘that there]aNnd called him ‘‘Lou.’’ Te Evening World 7s ‘Home Mant nay et rman. a about it, to the sale of law. Albany are to go free. takers, -They help the trade. iP fh Saturd Politicians seldom are exercised about bribe givers and bribe No special scandal seems to attach It is a recognized industry. Some of the venders, such as ‘‘Lou’’ Payn and Eugene Wood, have become sort of aristocrats in their line. “best” lawyers and the “greatest” corporations, Mr, Payn was even received at the White House, and the event made much less commotion than arose when the wise but black Booker T, Washington passed its colonial portals, It is quite probable that the President slapped him on the back The old rogue came from the call full of emotion. Yet he and his kind have turned the legislative hall into a market place where your rights are sold at a price that bears about the same relation to real value as a burglar gets for his booty ' The law cannot protect you, because it has been bought away from you in advance, Some of the ablest of New York’s lawyers sat in the constitutional convention of 1894 and set up defenses that have since brought them fine fees for breaking down, tate What a tremendous step for public rights and good morals would be taken if Elihu Root, And stalled. on the winerwept {(Girectly without the help of unauthorized and rapacious middlemen? structure That crosses the flowing tide. You can always see the procession Btalled there where the chill winds blow; The passengers frozen speechless In the trolleys that will not go, At last comes a slight agitation; The car moves a foot—oh, glee! ‘Then stalls on the bridge at rush time, Such is lite on the B. KR. T, WALTER A. SINCLAIR, urd Sex Women and let them turn loose on a ree cltel of the agonies they endured In thelr last affliction, There's nothing to deat it tho way those delicately consti- tuted members of the weaker sex roll over on thelr tongues with greatest relluh the agonizing and horrible detatis of thelr aohgs and pains," “But do they really enjoy discussing thelr ailments?” asked the Amateur Philosopher, “Enjoy it, Why they had a coffee and allment klatch at my house yesterday that was 80 enjoyable the women could scarcely tear themselves away, You Know with women the bond of sister: hood is established, in a way, like In our lodges. It isn't the secret erlp that admits them Into each other's circle, however, it 48 the discovery that they have each suffered the same all- Ment or undergone the same kind of an Wares operation, “Well, T can’t see why the talking about such things,” CY the Philosopher, ‘But 1 go think they Ought to be corrected of the habit, It's stag depressing.” “Ha, hal" sald the Pessimist sardon- Kees “You don't see why they Cbs omen are Isis, and add this teak toe tmental: meat, remains as a consequence? yive got to analyze and talk about their own ills and woes; so take my ad. vice and don't try to stop them. You ouldn’t Keep them from {t, havea B00d time, It's Toexpeneves ———a Abolish Profit, Good-By to Greed, ‘To the Editor of The Evening World; — ue Your editorial in The Evening worta f Aes Of Jan, 9 entitled “Abolish the Janis. i [ee i et saries” presents a startling yet true ; re Picture of present conditions in city, \ State and nation, and it ts high time ¢ that an earnest effort should be made by the powerful press to bring rellef. The World has from time to time made certain suggestions along reform Ines which would be valuable were the evils merely local, but with the same con- ditions existing everywhere It is at once apparent that nothing short of a com Diete revolution In both our industr and political economy will’ be neces: {n order to remove the cause, ‘To. every man, and woman, too, for matter, 1s actuated by the one all-per- vading: desire to muke money, really strive to make it ho; y, but theve are in the minority, From the | ofleleleleleloteltert cradle to the grave the greed for gal —— ne 1s paramount, How. then, can wo ex beet ne different from that we | SS <) e now have? No me; ‘© of mere re form, no apneal t thunder! a sense of duty, no unelation will eye: You must be ap athe f Tha Fvening World Was the East River ever frozon Aballeh | go people could walle fror poly profit a e revolution ts ac. | New York? JOSEPH J. M complish Establish production on a} basis of uve and men's minds will at wie eg Irty-nine Rounds, [once be diverted to high ideals, To the Ot eee ene qw MoINT How many munds did Miteh —————— Sullivan fight In France A. HIS “POINTS,” For as. 6. “Count Fucash has the hall-mark of| yo the Elltor of ening World aristocrat,” sald Mra, Cumrox, We dd much nt cruelty to dumb “Maybe #0," answered her husbang, | brut in winter, when perhaps the “But he also has the ear-marks vf almost pitiable sufferer in our midst in @onkey.""—Waahington Star, | Uils Creeging weather is the motorman, a eT OTT 11o can apeak, but docs 1 Cirned ‘through exc lequipped sirect car sei try and the laws of Missouri provide a wort of spacious vest’bule on curs ;|for motormen, Why can't New York speak duty?) Mra, KATE THYSON MARR, ‘ Lleleleivieleleieleilelsteloieistloleleioiebeleloistoioieintet Mary Jane Helps Pop Hang Curtains. # w re) ae All Goes Well Until She Calls in Kickums, When Down Come Curtains, Pop and All. Go GET ME A PIN, THE OLD MAN'S eusyY COME ON-I iV, inleleinteivininininleioielolmteleimietoloh delofot Every Day an £ditorial on Same Important Popislar The Dealers in the Souls of Men. OV. HIGGINS makes it known with no apparent regret that the men who handled the bribe money of the saloon-keepers at He can see no reason to get excited Their clients are the Suppress the Bachelor By Nixola Greeley-Smith. M I88 ANNA B. | {s caused by, women, whereas all wom VORWERK, | en know It 18 brought about by men, dt A a young! ts certain that had Adam not, parted Methodist Church| with his rid there would have been no Yorker, of Cleve-| trouble at all, and,O., has creat-| But since, poor man, he did part with Ma sensation inj {t, and as a result we, his descendanta, rhureh circles. by, married, bachelors and old maldé, are leclaring that it! cursing Jas lack of foresight, why should Adam had been con-| we roproach those of his sons who, wilted ag to thé ad-! wiser than he, absolutely refuse tobe }isability of giving | cajoled of their berty? It fe undowbt= 1p a rib tn order to| edly more comfortable to be a bachelor. acquire x helpmect) And, however far iwart comfort aad hie would have de-| happiness may seem at the beainning of clined to do so our dives, they are apt to mean pretty This concluston she reached as a re-| much the same thing as we approach @ult of tho, centemplution of the sad | middle age. fat that though there ate 1,100,000 more| But though the bachelor may be & men than women in the world, there |comfort to himself he Is generally are nevertheless a good many old |quite intolerable to other peopie, and maids, Irom this she deduces that for this reason methods looking to his then do not want to marry, aiid adds | suppression should be actively ene that bachelorhood fs a crime. couraged, Marriage seems to have & Now, baghelorhvod may be a orime. |oivilzing effect on men, And there Tt certainly must be, since all the oll jreally Is something In the discouraged maids In the country seem to think 80. | plea that one hears so often from the But tt tsa mistake to call tt by that |airl bucheior “that all the nice men are name, Hor by so doing we but endear | married.” it the more to its devotees, Almost any marriage seems to do & But launy, one certain that, had Adam!) man good, It has a certain discip: been consulted and had declined topart | HAnry value that “nothing else can with his riby tt ildn't be a better! replace, It makes him gentler, mora and a lppler 1? An Evening |patlent, less selfish, The old bauchoor World reader wrote me the other day |{s, as every one who knows him that in his opinion the ‘Adam and Bye | realizes, a very monument of selfish+ story is a beautiful myth and that nee eat bau Y a) Fi We pays: Adam stands for {nhocence and Mye for haps, but In the interest of the a Palnt of view, But as all men are ito suppress him Is to marry him, and Agreed that all the trouble in the world lit is a bold woman who does that, aprenden ‘a Girl Has $6,600 a Day. - - - | Krupp, daughter of the great guns | maker of Germany, who left no son to |{nhertt his millions and succeed to the | Management of the vast steel works at | Essen. | Bettha Krupp owns nearly every | share of the $40,000,000 tal stock of 'the Krupp Company, whose dexth-deals | Ing output Is cageriy sought by almost | every country in the world, and which employs thousands of workmen. Tho dividend for the year, $2,400,000, from | the property was pald to Fraulein | Mrupp only a week or so ago, says the | Philadelphia North American, | To her also, however, fell the ship works and wharves at Kiel, the Krupp | {ron and coal mines in Westphalia and | Spain and most of the town of n | In all, her share of her father's esta | 48 valued at $75,000,000, Upon the death jot Frau Krupp. her mother, however, she will recelye nearly as much again, jeven after a splendid fortune has been [bar for her younger sister. Bare bara, Yet this young princess of a finane HIN Of a girl of nineteen Po8- cial fairyland lives quietly and une i searing an theome of $6,000 a day, eventfully at Essen. She cares nothing $200,000 a month! And that from | for society, but doligits In visiting the only half of tier great estate, | Breat steel works, the hospitals, the Buch is the golden stream that pours’ homes of fhe workingmen tand in d ing Steadily Into the coffers of Miss Bertha | good. hot, 1 the pi Ung suffert mouths yawa fh ne wt, Louls has, perhaps, the best ce in the couns nstitute such care for these poor, oy fellows who must endure un- le torture while at the post of | Tobacco Injures Growing Boys, Yo tho Huitor of The Hvening World; Is it Infurlous tor @ boy of fifteen growing boy. BRON Wiehe WILE ers from the People \g Xe] yeurs of age to smoke two .r three expenditure here than you will In any pipefuls of good tobacco a day? If su, what are the bad results from Its prac- claim this from twenty years’ experi: | enee In fourteen cities 1 have ved In Tobacco has an injurious effect on the, ! have been here six years, and Broad- nerves, blood and various organs of a) way will hold me forever, The nicotine polsons his, the chief reason why our studente are system and often checks not only his! ofien growth, but his mental powers, Uce? Boy, Calla New York Cheapest City, Yo tho Editor of The Evening World: “Biudent” asks where he can live a few yoars on a few huriired dollary, New York City would be the best place, heqauso you get better valye for your between Denver and Boston They are full of “'false-poyverty and too proud to work for an honest dollar and depend only on thelr smal) allowance as an excuse for living, they would wake up and hustle they could ear many times the amount at which dety disguise and which are always Hable to prejudice their owner's chances throughout life, says Stray Stories. aur y That (his, however, is by no means Invariably the case is evidenged by a golicitgr in the north of England, who ascribes much of his ptosperity to a lapk of profound wisdom which has ®ained for him many clients, but which {a lent to what would otherwise be a somewhat commun-place countenance oy a pair of “owl eyes," At least three men who have come un- der the writer's notice (and there are possibly many more like them) earn a precarious livelldood by eitting to animal painters, All three have come down In the world and one is unknowon to the other two, ‘The first mentioned belonged once to a 00d Cheshire family, but went wrong And emigrated years ago to Canada, Where he found his level on the water- side at Montreal, According to his own story, he was on the verge o starvation when, one evening, he was accosted by a French- Canadian artist, who asked him whether he cared to earn a dollar by coming to his etudio and sitting to him for half an hour, Only when the painting, a very large one, was completed did the unfortunatn model discover that the picture was a| etudy In farmyard life and that the Sm meth poasess “animal eyes,” —_—_—_—_—_—X<—aas__ THE BRAVEST LOVER, How brayest that brave lover js Who) loves all things beneath the sun, Then tinda all women !n just one, And finds all fortunes In one kiss! How wisely born, how more than wise, How wisely learned must be that soul Who Joves all earth, all paradise, All peoples, places, pole to pole, Yet in one kiss Includes the whole! —Joaquin Miller, in Smart Set, hateful and all too familiar expression In his own eyes had been transferred faithfully to the optics of a pig on the canvas, ‘The two other men with pocullar eyes who carn a living by sitting to animal Painters are also expatriaced English men, The writer mot both in Paris in the winter of 1897, One of them had “dog eyes," while the other wore ‘the expression of a cat, Both are well known to Bohemian dwellers in ‘the Latln quarter, In Florence, one Boutempi got his live ing by posing to Matarazza, the well» known animal painter, Dogs were his specialty, He had thelr expression, that doglike fidelity of eye which one admires so much in the pictures by Landseer, In 1895 there was employed as ‘hall porter at Oporto a middle-aged Indlyid- ual who claimed to have been a Cathoe Ho priest In the early days of his Ife, Ho was in the habit of sitting on occa¢ sions to Senor Joaatine da Costa, a painter of wild animals, of rather more than local repute, All Broke Up, oh HRS IN BROKEN § HEALTH YU SEL, The ‘‘Fudge A Circus Trust, but No Trust at the Circus, Copyrot, 1905, by the Planet Pub.Co, Even the MONKEYS are now Probably the Editors will get thelr command between their study tag sleeping hours, Follow thig let ascetics fala There is nothing left for the Hen.’ | CRAWL UNDER THE TENT! by ldisiorial Our news columns tell us that one concern now owns ALL the three-ring circuses, This means that the TRUST has at last got the SPANGLES! Even PINK LEMONADE has been cornered and Peanuts will have to SHELL OUT to the Plutocrats, The elephant will stil go around, but he will be a TRUST } ELEPHANT, Just like the one President Roosevelt Drives | In a Combine! NO MORE FREE TICKETS and the little boys can no longer be passed tn for carrying water to the sacred cow! The cow will be watered with a hose! Perhaps ALL the stock will be WATERED by the TRUSTI This will be a SAWDUST GAME of the first order! Even Happiness will be squeezed Into a filty-cent corner! COMMON people to do but to