The evening world. Newspaper, December 16, 1904, Page 18

bis « THE » EVENING » WORLD'S w HOME w MAGAZINE ws aia eye FRENZIED LETTER-WRITINGII! suypes cere ove Se Materis Gil Be by the Prewe Poblsning Company, Xo. 3 @ A New Depariure in Business—Correspondence That Only People Who Know Each Other Well Can Follow Up with Any Brilliascy! jew Yor! tered at the Post-Ofice | ee At New York as Second-Clasy Mail Matter, | L After I have denounced you as a despicable cur and Ul, and feather me! But don't you think you co H NO. 18,823 From a Stung Speculator in New York Hinge: else that is vile and degraded, 1 shall pull From a Magazine Writer in Boston my nose batter with a stout glove covered wilh . ; ; / se! to point out? | to a Magazine Writer in Boston, Please dust your nose with powdered rosin so my | a Stung Speculator in New York, live, tev’ dead Colonel, va ari vec mete | Tom Jawson: hand will not slip! | have known you for years, and READ your letter! Evidently you are hot, but you are so fond of each other that nothing but profoundest OU are a crook and a liar! A man who makes you have always said to me: “There is no man | always were a warm friend of mine! | know you profanity will express it, and if you must, hick zz, igo! Number of columns of advertising in Y a lot of money by writing fiction, as you do, like better than I hate you, And if I can ever do you to be a loathsome scoundrel! A cheap cad! A 1am having the word “Welcome” in doorsmat le } = The Evening World during the , should not use bad language and call people a kind turn let me know, so I can forget it!” squealer and a panhandler! Because you are too sign tattooed on my back! Thanks for your genial lee | first nine months 1904 . + 10,6524 “pirates” and “brigands,” and that Is why | Many a time you told me if I hadn't a dollar in the timorous to be a good hold-up man! | ter! You are the measliest, cheapest wh; d Number of columns of advertising in say you are a poltroon and a sneak and a thug! world you would hit me with a slung-shot and fill my 1 have always thought the world bf you and have Shave | Kiow, andl have alas ciated md | “hy Evening ,— the 8,285 lam a gentleman, and when | meet you I will call pockets with Confederate money, told you a hundred times what a dear old sneak you been proud of always ¢ ling you that | respect vou ke nine months seeeeeee | you words that will probably cause my arrest! 1 will But you have lied to me! You have never struck were! Many a time I would have robbed you, but 1 did it. i ae also come to your house at midnight with a few dozen me for a cent. That is why I say you are a coward not, because, after a careful search, | rever found any- I i 2 a . ’ ‘ H ‘i am so ent to be kicked, and $ friends and tar and feather you! You must furnish the who is afraid and a dog that is a cur! thing on you but the same sort of stocxs I was loaded disappoint Rove abe ny ay you fame feathers and have a pot of tar heating on a gas stove in 1am starting for Boston by rail to rail at you!!! up with myself! Cad 4h ones: + jot faag | will sant fhe Now I shall be glad to have you come to Boston and tar York and insist on your assa apartments! With my sincerest contempt and kind regards!!! Mary Jane and Kickums and Their Dads on Skates: __THOMAS JAWSON?11 ‘One of the Old Gents Undertakes to Do Some Fancy Stunts and the Venerable Pair Come to Grief,2)__ MORE FRENZIED LeTTEns TO.MoRROW. ny me in your own your bedroom! With my cordial detestation!!! COL. BLUE IN THREE YEARS THE EVENING WORLD HAS 8 RAEADAAD DAA GADEDEDDEEEDAADODOIADDIEOLODOD OOD DDD NG 64444606444049508400004. MOVED TO THE FIRST PLACE. ai StIeODeersereronnoorsoronbon ‘Sentiment : | and Kerosene. ; A CONTRAST IN TRIALS, . At the time “popular” juries in newspaper polls were i b aa Gequitting Rosa Di Pletro for sentimental reasons, The By Nixola-Greeley Smith 4 LET Me SHOW Jost LiFT YouR § @vening World said: “It is the written law and not the you THE FooT OVER P DUTCH ROLL Mawritten which must decide her case.” And properiy It fs the written law which now sets her free on the valid | Ground of self-defense, | ‘The quickness with which the case has been con- eluded makes it a triumph of justice with which the ng trial of Nan Patterson bears unfavorable ne REJECT- as A ED suitor ; as ot Mex- ® = feo, having @x-| b - LAF Hausted all the 7 farts of love and quence to In- duce the obdur- ate Indy of his heart to change 4 her mind ant) 4 bestow her af: 4 fectiona uoon Prosseeress &8Y MARTIN GREEN, What the Lawson Advertising Within ten weeks Mrs. Di Pletro has been arrested, | Jdea May Some Day Run Into. Grraigned, tried and acquitted. More than six months) ave elapsed since the arrest of Nan Patterson, with her sald the Cigar Store Man, “that Col. Q, 3 ‘ him, retired to | trial now only under way, ae anes ing 66 W. Greene has adopted Tom Lawson's method Be the Di Pietro case “it took an exceptionally short d, and: of purchasing half pages in the newspapers ointing him when he wants to spill words.” jaeif with coal a pat are te It's an awful prospect,” moaned the Man Higher Up. ‘The finish of the newspaper reading publio } when the masters of high finance find that they can call each other names through the newspapers at advertising rates looms up like a red nose on a deacon, It's funny how these great mazuma wizards are taking the publle into their confidence nowadays, “There was a time when the promoters of something time to got a jury, counsel my the defense asking each _ talesman but one or two qu H i Bs his clothes ani | tase the delay of bringing into court in November a de 6445 geath betore her very eyes ) fondant indicted and arraigned in June has been further —"Ishall not sufter burn! a . » saa do here without you," he decla Protracted by quibbles over tho ago, complexion and giniving the math, became the next physiognomy of jurors. Tho entire time consumed in moment a veritable pillar of fre 7 ‘ . the romanticists will declare, Y ‘the Di Pietro trial was three days; in the Patterson case ,, the final, severest test of true 8 much has been wasted on technicalities, But cer- That a man should not only die tainly the chorus girl's case cannot be safer in the hands P*fore a woman's face, but woo death lee the jury thus carefully selected than was the east aide (° !'% most torturing form, must ¢ Wife's without these delaying formalities anclent spirit of romance survives fons,” In the Patterson Nixola Greeley-Smith, | fined thelr efforts to chasing up eligibles for admission ee the ground floor. Now the men with the money con- strate that, even tn this prosale age, th stitute themselves the guardians of (he common herd $ ‘The question the taxpayer will be prompted to ask Is, And #0 tt would but for one small but § 3 and advertise advice all over the world, ©) Hf full justice could be had from trial mothods Nevertheless roma a ited hikes é ©| “Thelr example will spread and after a while the a teh necess ? vi TY r Which were almost primitive in their simplicity by com=|*1N*'eh necessary? Why @ pretmibely | @ $| people wil! be looking to the advertising columns for Sey parison with the procedure in the Patterson case, What! when rejected by the Indy of his dreams] hunches as to whether it {s the right month for blondes ‘@xcuse is there for the complex and long-drawn-out pro- ought to be #o consumed with torturing | ® 3 \or brunettes to marry, should the family bankroll be ceedings, which entail large expense and tend rather to hui Abort ate 8 tn sine ood t >| withdrawn from the savings bank and invested in a faro ' ‘aie pitetion without the commonplace “1% $ ‘ v © Geteat than to promote justice? mediary of @ little piece of wood and| @ 3 [Bess and other things of intimate concern. We lool, x | sulphur. | @ {in the advertising columns now for news of shoes, gro- 7 revival of titude.—Gratitude, tt appears, is not only true victims of love are those 3 2 | cerles,dry goods,clothes, iheatres,safetyrazors, whiske), extinct, A Nashville hotel clerk has received a certified"? i of broken eal hae ‘s ii 4 j musical instruments, real estate and how to be an all- @heck for $10,000 from an old man whom he aided when ® hearts naturally broken, not) ¢ Around athl y vi " o/s ete by mall, The Inevitable sp of the injured five years ago. A Salt Lake lawyer ts the richer | #t?PPed by the quick working of Insidt- ait : ‘4 ' 3} | Lawson idea will have us waiting until the last @/!tlon } | comes out to ascertain whether or not J. Pierpon. mors by $10,000 recelved from a former prisoner for whom he °U% Polson or blown into fragments by Secured @ pardon. A Chicago surgeon has received | % Murderous bullet | H $10,000 from the Rajah Tipe Sahib, whose foot he aved| “Men have died from time to time, P 4 from amputation in 193 at the World's Fair, The gen-| and n e eaten th but not ‘ eros size of these fees of gratitude will excite remark, | for love,” wrote Shakespeare, who has never been accused of being unduly cynical, And he was about right. To FOR FIFTH AVENUE’S RELIEF, bo sure, there are innumerable inatances i 4 . in past and present history of persons Commissioner McAdoo's suggestion that Fifth avenue! 41 nave taken their lives ae a more or be widehed in order to ease the congestion of wheeled jess direct result of unhappy love af- ‘traffic is a return to an old proposition, Extra stoop-line fairs. | “Widths wore granted in the avenue by the Aldermen of Prevage Mee Magers \rdlediacentbabes la more often | fe QB earlier day. It is the theory that what city fathers jiv6 o¢ another that has recelved Its have given city fathers can take back, and that the! deathblow, and that it ts wounded ) grounds covered by these ancient grants can now be) vnalty rather than wounded love that " gAded readily to the street's breadth. Perhaps this Is so. ee sgh hes Ere tri we t ue love, stich as is wi But euch a remedy for existing troubles would be Costly w1.5 45 not belleve tn it, and dreamed of id complicated in the application. | by women under twenty-five who do, | A More direct way, an easier and quite as effective a! has a basta of unselfishness, It exists, way, to relieve the Fifth avenue situation would be to °F te wa sigh Nig fled fads Meera 0 rson who has Inapired It, Pass the ordinance several times proposed In the Board | iy gemonstrated that this object Is un- Gf Aldermen keeping heavy business traffic from the attainable, the lover should efface htm- Street during fixed hours {n certain seasons. The meas-| self as nearly as possible, Posslbly © re is one which would harm no legitimate business tn-| there Is very little love of this kind in | the world. Possibly there ought not to terest, while helping interests both of trade and society, | be. But there {e surely nothing more > 4 BxF<E<9-<Sn 5-0-2 -8-8 8 -2-G-8 » 4 ¥? 2 4 » ® 2 ¢ ® ma You arinoa ALL Off Yor) g Tt bas been beaten always heretofore ty an opposition heroic in putting an end to one's exist- You Don? loon HUMA=IMA count ou asnaea sau . based purely on demagogism. It should prevail finally ence because one can't certain LiKe) 4 Cour INA. bIdGuIsE LEETA 06 Mow, CAML THE Pout | 00 grounds of municipal sense and tho public accommo. | °°veted man or woman after one has reached adult yeara, than there is In fation the greatest numbers, childhood in getting down upon the floor and kicking when one ls refused ‘OUR PER CENT. INTEREST, jam or cake, or butting one's head against a door because one Ie too short _ ‘The raising of the savings-bank interest rate by one | to be able to turn the knob. half of one per cent. will mean the distribution of three-| N° biel ge pho yeti agent to another, he bon ‘ween mother Quarters of a million dollars annually in homes where ang chiid ts, of course, the paramount the first instalment will be doubly welcome at this tie of atl things earthly. But the Incu- eeason. bator has demonstrated that even the ‘The small capitalist who can derive a 4 per cent. in- Most eftective maternal ministrations yee fi Riakainl ui 3 have their substitute, and so has the come from a source as safe as financial stability can most devoted lover, the moat tender make it would seem to be relatively better off than the sweetheart. BSL-O-STSOOTE-SFS POSED FOES 5-246 va \\\I Y Wl @ ae 900860sS64 DESERTION OF THE HOME. To relief organizations in the city the deserted wife is ‘BS continuing a problem as is the divorsée to the Church, Year after year her claims ficure large on the books, Wear after year she is reported, as the United Hebrew WHISTLING WINTER WINDS THROUGH Ask Parents, | 2) one of these cheerful idiots, Th man of large means. He may miss the excitement ot It 's usoful to the aggrieved lover to @ stock quotations and find the presentation of his bank. | 'evect that for at leagk twenty oF MEY |g ears he got alon Hout 4 book for a small entry fn red ink less stimulating than Titel hick bas Weenna the ous O61 % ‘eutting off coupons. But he also misses the risk of see- strable, essential thing In life, and that! > dng his stock drop ten points jn a day. And he remains e can do it again, When) @ tn his mind he can go f 0 y in é 4 = @onscious that for an equal degree of security In bonds ahead and. be just ae inal tn 106 oa be 3 ll as = likes while the love lasts, and after that ® he can resume being comfortable, (" SEPALS EIAEPAEDEAE DEDEDE DED 1 EEADEDEIAELEAAEDIDDEDD C4 4444 O444SEEEEEILESOLEEDSSSOSOD SEED DEEDS OEOOHS {New Department for The Evening World’s Women Readers. | honor and best man, regardless of the ities have just reported la, the biggest tietor CHINKS AND | , Fair Keaders of The Hivening World wh lak |) S78 sf wetmns. A froek coat, gray the rellef situasior ° CREVICES | “ho'vou think it proper tora young. | rd O wish | freed sours, A#% le, gray even, rot ag CREEPING, irl to go ton dance wits a young || 4Nformation upon household matters, shopping, |) ond patont-leanher shove Js the atter: "i od catives 6 esertion would ‘ - 0 z . degroom, , ~ epee caitees of desertion would Gi! a smalt CALL man whom she hos known (ora year | dress or any other question of special interest to the howd ‘ abd are not aow to the point. Hard times, CONVENIENT miuieswuiy, ll eax can ebtala the eaine By addveseing theif rue Chowder Recipe. emMpers and change of hoart are smong the reasons CARPENTERS | If the young girl's pareats consent . OF J To, the Bultor of The Kvening Word: It Js oven said that some husands go away out sLave wring | | #3 Pe queststo WOMEN’S QVESTIONS, clipe for ‘dah chowder, mee ® F , t will be tote 4m the SOME ARE toe ‘ Evening World, N. ¥. City. Wiel. 00 tach Oe ae SPREE CS> charity organizations SLEEPING, irl’5 Beauty, bored the reef t ns would gee established jee CARPENTERS & To the Editor of The Evening oie a > to cover it and boll until tender. Re- leh KS & Js there any place in | ia pes 1 2 ates wi : “ » but M1 have to communicate! honor and a des! the Basne Baten waleh witl make escape to: Wore advertised for lase week in the ae S Secor sy {ook ae wih ‘them tndividually y Leider oot Are” tary ee |e eta Paaes of Warten, tee. sees: 4. Beads ef homes. At prevent the | Hein Wanted Columns of ng property? PROOKLYN. new sore! costume, the ant Sapte ol se m, smal RW gs igo r unate or imprudent marriage comes Capante pa BE WORLD datty ‘There ts no one place where you could G , n me correct enten, por. | tone it 6 all shoulders save thoze of the ool advertiars bivewe yer Yrooronne Adan 4) Ea oe coun 2 Cos toy engiaoee 4 tutions and enterprives furnish ‘To the Radnor of The : js © should not protect bim, eration along different lines in bewutify-| de it | hare © maid of | on i ; : gan tells us to sell the Ice-box or H Clews 1s of tha ypinion that it is time for the public to buy gua stoves.” ?| “It's a good sign,” said the Cigar Store Man, “to sco the rich taking an interest in the poor.” “It would be a better sign,” amended the Man Higher Up, “to see the rich taking less interest from the poo,” The Newest and Worst of Al] the Cold-Weather Nuisances, By Alice Rohe. | 44° THERE'S only ono thing worse than the, "Wall, ts It | | cold enough for you?’ pest.” growled the Pessle | mist, What's that?’ asked the Amateur Philoser thought they were the nearest candidates to the pathic ward who had succeeded In dodging Bellevue." “No,” replied the Pessimist, “the cold weather brought out the original human bere He's the man who looks tiny | your frozen, agonized face and tells you with a smile of superiority that It isn't cold, It's simply bracing.” “Now, when a man's nose is the color of a soubrette’s | choek and the teara of torture are on his face; when dan't quite sure If all bis Gngers and toes are still the | what's he going to do when this ‘tine and bracing’ game's thrown at him?" “Don't know," sald the Philosopher, Th nothing makes me madder,” continued the Peasl- mist, n to shiver out of the cold world into an ele yator, commence to chafe my stift and aching fingers and wipe the melting tears from my face and catch the eye of € some people who haven't enough sense to be miserable even when they're being frozen to death,” | “But maybe they're not cold,” interposed the Philosopher, | “Don't you believe it,” sald the Pessimist. “They're just as cold as the rest of shivering humanity. It may be @ | guity consclence because they're wearing a spring over | coat and cotton underwear that makes them throw the bluff, or It may be that wearing an officious strain of optimism that makes some people chronic nu! , “[ don't see why people should be called nuisances just o they're cheerful,” sald the Philosopher, replied the Pessimist, “but can't | they keep It to themselves? If a man’s freeaing to death | he don’t want some grinning friend of Balam to smirk a | There must be something wrong with you {f you're cold this glorious morning,’ at him,” “Why can’t he admit he's nearer the glacter state than er was in his life? After you've beon kept tn cold all the way from Harlem in one of our rapid tran- sit refrigerator cars and have been turned out to pull your frozen feet from Warren street across City Hall Park It's lovely, isn’t It, to hear this song ring. 1 tell you, I'd like to make It real hot for them, “You couldn't," sald the Philosopher, “there are psople proof against all extremes, They'd smile and pretend to Ike it even If you succeeded In sending them to the immortalized by Gen. Sherman tn his great war defix . Electricity to Purify Air, formation of eltles by ¢ | ign Is completed, we may expect } as pure as that of the country, It ated that the sare | bonie acid exhaled by the 4 Clty of 2.000.699 te aout 40,40 tons, but that this is less than f per cent, of | that from fuel combustion, ower and Air to be prace rally When the tran place on the fire in just enough water! oe move bones and chop fish up and put| The Engine’s Song. | Engineers Judge of the condition of thelr machinery by the ives out while running. Every engine, whether or locomotive, has a particular tone of ite own; beopnes accustomed to that, and any departure ‘excites a suspicion that all ls not Hehe, ,