The evening world. Newspaper, October 13, 1904, Page 14

Entered at the Post-Office as Becond-Class Mal! Matter, Leads by 24,483. WORLD printed 42,702 “Help Wants” last month. The second highest New York newspaper contained 18,219, or 24,483 less than The World. Employers Advertise in the Paper They Regularly Read and Know. as FOR SAFE ELEVATORS, _ F Bupt. Hopper’s fight for @ stricter and more frequent ‘Piapection of the city’s 18,000 elevators and @ higher | Grade of efficiency in elevator operators has now % the Board of Aldermen. The amendment to the “Building Code submitted for the board's action gives tunnonee Me oct te the demioen then slgnees” Rietucting ere avenity Nateenetiegs Fie eeucuen mane Ute. ramErke Superintendent power to order a defective elevator | “Vl conquer my fear “1 know I'm pursued, si Se epcaing thet ate ” By standing right here As my shadow | viewed. \ Of service, and forbids any one to run either a pas-| ' “Away down in mane.” And sending my teeth on inside.” Oh, fudgey! they’ve all got me spotted!” And aed TAR call oa we bark ann NC A ANA NN NN ANNAN ARANDA RRA NN NNR AN NNR RANA NAAR ; Mary Jane on Her New Roller Skates # {igr3 of competency. A double force of inspectors is adi i, w# gt She Giides Along Like a Fairy, but the Trouble Is There Are Too Many Things in Her Way. for to enforce the destred restrictions. ‘The legislation proposed is made necessary 5 and careless use of aaa mye ed Gossip More Killed thirty persons and injured scores. They T responsible in one week of September for three han Men? They are public vehicles in the sense that rail- B N cars are, and they should be sybjected to equally | ixola Greeley-Smith ae tests for the security of passengers. The theory 7 " pipes on experience is of minor consequence in the operation ° MY NEW is. fallacy which the frequency of accident cate ER SKATES 4 fatal one. AnH fe more law which will give the public safe elevators, run ss than men? petent men under the watchful scrutiny of tnspec- ee dak who will inspect, is yitally needed, and Supt, Hop- Daan efforts to secure its passage are praiseworthy, the feminine ; —_ q gender, but ts » REMARRIAGE OF THE DIVORCED. He eater’ 3 “Divorce,” said Rishop Potter at the recent Epis- ty ie ee e convention in this diccese,.“is leading us to bar- J It te our ," and the firm attitude of opposition to it by P habit to refer “the General Convention of tho Church in Boston {s poe tee fmely, To stem the tide of an evil the extent of which |. earn ts “evidenced by the national average of 200 divorces a i horney, | by will require more drastic measures than the proposed ‘ ay and to think) forbidding the remarriage of the divorced. That ot Mr. rier on, if adopted, will be @ step in the right direc- Se dies verte Dut it will apply to only three-quarters of a mill- tervnce, a one | SE persons. Only by Federal legislation can the de-| does of other henpecked and generally | 4 £4 Teotraints be fully imposed. Yet as a serious attempt |!"'V!#ible husbands of aggressive wives. | check the Increasing catimate But is this fair? Do we not assume carrying with yrs ah 8 88 8 CON | ine-haif of this matrimonial team to be Higations as may be) -uity of gossip until she Is proven {u-) phtly assumed and as lightly cast off, the action of | 1ocent, after the fashion of French law, | @ Mpiscopalians is deserving of the highest commen: |%n4 the other half to be innocent of the - Gatie: jcharge until proven guilty, according to/ x the more generous code of Saxon coun- But can the deliberations of @ religious body on ire? ree command the popular attention given the fi'p-| Occasionally. however, rere filters Now AINT pant remarks pf the novelist Meredith in advocacy of |from those hotbeds of masculine gossip, | You PRovD ‘matrimony? That millions should have Ls-|the fashiorable clubs, Into public dis- : rl OF YOURSELF. to his il-advieed satire on mari! tcusgion and public print an unmistak- cinta to a levity of regard for the tal constancy | oie intimation that the brand-of scan- malt marriage Vow 10 | 4a) related over the teacups Is a very contrast to the former deep respect for its | inferior article ty that told over the bar. As a general thing It may be said that more women gossip than men, but _ THE DRUNKEN CHAUFFEUR. men gossip more nevertheless, For when they undertake to backbite at all Jury Investigating the automobile emash-up on | :ney do {i with the systematic thorough- Avenue finds the drunken chauffeur to ulame for |ness which 1s at once the envy and e “accident” by which three lives were lost. despair of their feminine competitors . chanffeur’s in any fleld. Faas the law ee ne been more extreme | “| o¢ it be granted that Mra. Grundy Is 1k could posed, and requires nO! more apt to tel! Mrs, Brown that their! 7 But are other intoxicated chauffeurs still to | friend and neighbor, Mrs, Green, can) BBS permitted to race through the streets at night with |¢ver Induce the Iceman to leave her furthior ‘puniahment than the alternative of eudden {4 wots of ine ti) she hes lowers ig Bngland intoxication in the driver of @ veni-| waiter than her husband would be to Misdemeanor. Coroner O'Gorman’s ju ry was, Mention it to Brown om thelr way an excellent opportunity to recommend such | 4¥MtOwN. But who Is it that leans for enactment here. + up against the bar, and with a spirit : ree night-hawk auto with {8 | vous two-for-a-quarter morality ri party guidance of an unsteady hand | gales a comparative atranger with the doth a nuigance and @ peril. It is not to be abated. marital misfortunes of his best friend?) % ” small fine payable out of a fat pocketbook. It ca‘ls | A%4 who fs It that In the mellow friend- teverer penalty | liness that is born of remembered drinks 3 F sq sole wh aye 3 sharper punishment. |warns the new acquaintance not to lend f ya fe endangering of life and limb by s:-and-so any money, as he has never trol} itomobiles at night has reached a serlous/hecn known to pay a dollar that he the British precedent could be followed to obvious °%*4? Who Is tt Why, Mr. Grundy every timo! EP PTOPDHSGE-99S999009 0700 Third- Rail Booze Menaces the Thirs ty, but Water- Wagon Passengers , Haye Their Troubles, Too af SEE.” said the Cigar Store Man, “that they've, found a place up on the west side where whise, key is Sold that kills in twenty-four hours.” “It must be the real third-rall booze,” ree plied The Man Higher Up, “but they don’t have. to go over to Tenth avenue to dig up doctored whiskey.!¢ You can find enough of it on Broadway and Fifth ave? nue to Moat the United States Navy. i “Tt is not moonshine stuff, either. Much of it fs made by men whom names rank high in the business world. The stuff is labelled seven or eight years old, when ss* | a r.atter of fact it never saw a distillery, It is take 1, made under the protection of the United States of | America. ‘ | “Our Internal Revenue laws are supposed to be the | strongest set of laws we have, and when it comes to: | handling real whiskey they are all to the good. But therp is a law that allows men to manufacture whiskey out df, compound of alcohol, olls and coloring matter thas! | would eat the barnacles off an ocean Hiner, This stuft! is put on the market with fake labels indicating that 4.4 | Is the real juice of grain aged in wood In bond when it | 4s nothing bat plain poison. A skilled artist in business can make o barrel of it ready for bottling im about the time you, would spend over a dinner, v" “The booze-fighter gets the benefit of a lot of adultera» (ion, but the steady water-wagon passengers don’t ie cape. They afulterate ice cream, candy, meat and If there was any money in It you'd find somebody epring-’ ing a plant to adulterate Croton water. But they haven't, | figured out how to adulterate eggn yet, but they havea! way of pickling them until they are old enough to shave,’ | If there is a Jaw on the statute books that gets thé ha-ha for a continuous performance it is the Pure Food law.” , “1 don’t see why people buy adulterated stuff,” ree marked the Cigar Store Man ta “They're raised on it nowadays from the milk bottls up.” explained The Man Higher Up, “getting a ! pure food so seldom that they don’t know the difference, Oiling the Streets, During the long spell of excessively hot weather with which France has been afflicted thia year the main roadway; in the Avenue de la Grande Armee, which ts paved with! wooden blocks, was divided into three sections, each aboutté, 200 yards in length. One of them was left In its ordinary.) or perhaps it would be more accurate to say extraordinagy. condition, in other words, the wooden pavement was coated/ | with the dense accretions of dust that had acoumulated dure: Women say little malicious things} | ing the two days that the watering carta had been Idle, Ade! about each other, They are apt to say " $4-444664666440604424040004-4100400000000040000002 | 0inine this section at each extremity was @ similar a EDUCATIONAL NOVELTIES. them about their best friends, indeed. ’ stretch of roadway, each laid in a different system of ) The inotitution by the Young Men's Christian Asso-| But their shafts comparea with thove | destroyer.” One of these preparations was the ordinary of @ “school for chauffeurs” and a “class in rea}! tht male gossip are as slungshot peb- M | tar, such as ts found in abundance th gas works, The tiny at nev fonts i cheatin wen toca a women or Mrs, Nage and Mr. -. By Roy Le McCardell.) sini istuor'vin Wum « Hoar ri Which is worth noting. In the first named course! jt requires a man to handle tie heavy SSS! preparation consists simply of the heavy oll of petrotousng Mhatruction will be given on all matters pertaining to guns rendered soluble in water by saponification with ammonia, | The difference between the sections of the ti Mthe automobile, from its construction to the In my own personal experience I have 44 ca yu asked me, or are you angry) a new hat Inst week. You did not buy “I shall never forgive what vou have requirements I am all alone. I am for rannirg tt. In tho latter pupils will be given a| “hl fr more & wip from men than 7 t I came along. the new hat. What did you do with!satd this day! I have gone to vour| covered with these preparat and the part that had * women, Asa general thing women wi! unprotected,’’ says Mr. “Why do you act the way you do to that money, Mr. Nagg? Answer that’) pockets several times, as all good wives) left In a normal state was cxtra ordinarily noticeable, Working knowledge of real-estate law and real-estate | inest make a bls + ated Pp ected, y al es Seah tego gta aR ‘and. “1 took {t out of your pocket, you say? do—but sometimes vou have hardly any) vehicles passing over the “dry” road were almost Mdden Gealings when thoroughly enjoying the discussion Nagg to Mr. —— ** My | pieasant to others? How dare you say 1am a thief? Call money in them—which Is one of your| @ wall of dust, the sections that had been “otled” one, nut cruel fokes. Mr, m but I did not) or three days before, were charmingly free of dust, ain | & way this popular Instruction on topics of In- of thelr woret enemy's worst fallings. fn see you coming up the street, me & murderer next! Say I ko pidarest ot treated in the schools may he regarded as q Dut men when they gossip devote thelr brother Willie has 00 gociing to pat the neighbors’ children, shoplifting! Nothing 1s too bad for me take the $3 vou had to buy @ hat. What) “whole minds to it and rarely Insert a 6 your hat to women, ing & e E yma along the lines of the Board of Education's saving claus ; much moral ccurage to ant good-day My reread, ‘eal police and have me sent to State| “I took the two $2 bills that were In ing lectures, It should serve an excellent end by — {ndved, the male gossip very often fight you when ycu bully ite you get Into the house and 1| Pfison? vour fob nocket, bit to accuse me of TOO LATE, 7 v ” r ti ‘ol iY ct our widing the public with useful information which jt ‘efeats his purpose by being too ther him.” 1, your face clouds| “The money was in your trousers § eallng $3, oF F pbing you of ¥ ay eis dake a Ould be diffeult to acquire elsewhere. in his condemnation. This ie a im, » resent the way | While you were taking a bath, and no | money is crue vnd inmaniy y cis Saltus Saltus p ske that a woman rarely makes. you trea you are Jluble to swear ¥ e S Jther, because after I left the ut Land my lit-| “Brother Willie did not take your q oR na rors ad a hee : t sard him boyishly whistlt OY stood upo: threshold, mf ¢ NO SKYSCRAPERS FOR PRUS3IA, , n elaborate and ap- “| Ny 1 ister ban alan eEiTt that r ' “heard legllevkaeg Bare ia J ee See Le ae old, mild and fate, Nage? The Van whicl, the Prussia, authorities ave put on ” ety : oe detenes 1 bade her enter, as she turned to go, and yet very Im- ty talk about but the weather? Can 1 4% ‘04 1 along, but she A ves ti ma, and. anyway, he She answered, "Ka." skyseraper will preserve the even sky Ine and the par put''=followed by a masterly \ never to me. she says, ural xyinmetry which Americans admire in for fr s] r the pr ee ution, It 4 ia igen 1 ar ‘i a ause » ant t € ke ie 4 - bate ' re a ti veh : now you would like to blame make (Four oy accuse tle b fn 7] 1 1a $1 bill, and Fortune once tarried at my poreh, peign capitals. but the towering office bullding is a sign- ™&” be sud the woman backbiter on me-you blame a hundred and one ”* 4 : * whe ‘ where he got it he And lit it with her toreh. ep poet of progress which a nation can bar out only at the (Pet he usualy worse f things that I am no more responsibie “You know tho ¢ a saving SHO 8 cine ts poren vow f ‘ a found It Teaked her fondly, “Have you come to stay?” Rey @kpense ofa development for which art ideals are not ques, afl v ty it the w rf, Ma ae avs (Maas ys steage: Ae 7 at pennies : y ah hey vB yr She answered, “Nay. ‘ii Whkely to compensate. Tal) buildings are not always + t he Ww ‘ de- alts have no happiness! Other me! ; ig BA ao Brot! Pyaee yas Fa bed ite, bef Sm teautiful to look upon, but they are a modern idea which “HiCUO" SE pee P ‘ ha ‘ . ' aie to me. don’t say a word, Aire a : i ia un to * protectio : 7 a a hes Arsbyanerr tidy oo) Soe ee & city can il] afford to neglect P ie * me ort veream ight out in the |"erenm It out tt ie aha ome t was his broke 1 told her how her presence 1 revered= The question of their fire perils, one of the grounds. m " : : . aoe : . an She disappeared! jot complaint hich the Prossian oMcials find against (200%, 1° cae ie ave 9 t ' tas tea a yd Ee t t — rf : tthe P . i ‘ them, has not alarmed Insurance underwriters, whose ° t # master in his own use t It has become second told you you were breaking my ! a when he 3 y zs Teaipi hs ae ral aie laa) SP Judement on such matters {s ox The project of a aie bhsh ‘ and ne ¢ , eh ‘ ea On ke was os) oe it her bounty to bestow= r school for thig city has excited nu undue ap- JUST COMPLAINT Aedes chy ones A Seek cee ee a Wk garveod whack)” mY oa She unswered, “Ne.” jon, and the prospects are good that the imme- roughe-1 4 ‘ cutee tha leak te Dh: anced eG Wind eek to. 3 caper ted and can hardly play mall becouse | shall S boraive thin? 1cee P . future will see its erection. While accepting othes “7!47't lend me the BT wanted t ‘ 1g a double life, Mr, Nagg! you brutally kicked him Ime yo t tot On te think oe week ave emt my boul 10 tg ror jean ideas” to its advantage, the Fatherland will ».. a pon oa od = wipe thi 414 you ask me to come out to eny 4 are leading a double had your slippers on and made such a ° ho and ery my: | 1 see them smiling everyweere~ * permanen ue take a waik with you if you are only life ture deca’ you broke two of i r now that stupl ut do ne to bave rejected this to lie disect joss, | Palladetpnia Presa, | going to acowl? Are you angry be ‘You told me you were going to buy, tors, onen your own wretaliy) to droll @ chicken for sn lhe net van 7 | 449-5 04 0OODEDOEE $44-06-093060S8061t- PPS2SSSIIDIPS-NTS 29S9OO9SOOD OPP IDEPOOOOS IOP DFID CIOOPODEDED D1 1649598 99992999098 119999999909 O-o8 ES) in your ey Why don’t you call the| good would $3 do me?