The evening world. Newspaper, September 23, 1904, Page 16

The Queen of Love and PS by ‘ < . Y Che Published by the Press Publishing Company, No, &3 to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Oftics et New York as Gecond-Class Mall Matter, By Nixola Greeley-Smith, > 4The Evening World First Number of columns of advertising in The Bvening World during first six months, 1904 . 7,700 Number of columns of advertising in ournaye for eas covomee Weeid during first six 6,019 ee a victor cho INCREASE ...4.0000000 1,O08T morning of evening, in New such a volume of display advertising as The ‘World carried during the first six months, 1904, I’ the good chivalry when knights contended in and she became he Queen of ve and Beau. y. But soon he spirit of a more prosaic TOROS CHERSABGR SO scuanea THE QUESTION OF THE POLICE. © The Evening World has charged and proved, con-| the battiee for supcemasy ie tie saces igerning the police force, that— Discipline is lacking; Patrel duty is neglected; Men talk too much on post; Reoundsmen are inactive; tle hearts, Patrel standards are low, Only the other day there arose in Gut- Magistrate Crane, reading on Monday The Evening tenburg, N. J., two sturdy German | knights worthy of the mouldering Ottos ‘or Hildebrands % [World's story of police dereliction, went out and found) or Hu ene Soe schon they dae ) -Wetalls confirmed by his own experience, Any citizen tune to love the tame buxom widow, ‘i ag 0 play & great champions)! “a do the same. game of pinochle to decide the lady’ whatever her name may be are usually fought out in the stock market. Yet Romance still survives, though it has been driven by the prevatent spirit of commercialism to abandon the cities and seek the more favoring soll of rus- Pure ekill in thetr great national game hot mere {dle advantages of person or | eatomobiles, an improvement was effected of 100 per ting Monday night over that of Saturday-Sunday. So tenes aimed oe ee Mase Uni tee it is demonstrated that there is required to keep the) Mio"e4 owner of Guttenburs's best | wi tf now to be a proper, Mult of the Joust, men on post up to what they kno Prope Yet even this golden romance of olf diligence only a vigilance equal to that expected of| days nas not been without its corrupt: them. ‘The World's columns contained a chal- y This overlooking vigilance Is lacking, In the|'*ne® to the winner trom a third pinochle player—not for the Widow | been falr enough, but for “the cham- and @ aide bet." Ingenious propositon t# not altogether . _responsibility—in a word, demoralization. + © What is the matter? Bee ear cn mae ante ae @ honor a or; a “Politics is not out of the police, nor the police out! of winning the games without. peyiag > of politics,” said The Evening World, beginning the “hw te head Ge cep knights present period of criticism. pies "ite Wala et en be “1 believe that politics in the department will ex- Pena sy by themsel aequenter 5 Be plain much that is lacking,” says Capt. F, Norton with only ihe ett an st an Goddard, vain anil experienced observer, echoing at! Hyptthan urd pag her fair hande a : ‘ . " .| Ine Wuraburger, | the same time The Evening World's belief in Com | What geet to opert would bo civen| . missioner McAdoo’s personal faithfulness and good) the world over if the plan of these simple Gerinans were adopted in golf ) a and ennie and billiard matches, tn | ¢ : * varie! of . Be ~The incident of the left-over Murphy detective | area! The threatening. ‘oirt of pro. ; i aceon fi fessional sergeants points to politics malingering in the force. | tour sports wwontar re inte Mepee " mH romance, 4 It is chiefly politics—of the department and out of | Peron penal se brah teeing, vaste ft—that patrolmen find to talk about on corners. Hig Rey sturdy exponents of the manly | co 2 art n fight y It is politics that turns police minds from condi! pursea and gate receinin tot Cota - “what next.” | “alu “upper-cut’’ each other for ¥ tions on post fo speculations on hat & bow of cherry-colored ribbon or a gilt It is politics that convinces even a well-meaning! shoe buckle, Sport for love's sake , favor | ould be thelr motto, and the idea that policeman of the existence somewhere of a favor lar teres shinee Gears tk ark stronger for promotion than any record of duty well) and muscle for mere money would | 3 bring @ blush to the most hardened ; done. cheek, ee ——SsSWWWhhat Is to be done? It love still makes the world go ray round—and who but a base unbelleving “In my opinion,” says Magistrate Crane, to quote) co onomer can doubt itteit ought. to | one man of a mind which many share, “the depart-| be the mainspring of everything n E ment should be revolutionized from top to bottom,| Pincchle, and the deciding motive ot everybody, even the pinochle player, and only a graduated policeman can do the work.” | and the widow. May the New Jersey \ Which recalls The Evening World's description of pean po AR pA ylendat y -—s what the strong man “highest up” should be: thrive ry home upon which ro- mance has placed her magic finger- Enough of a policeman to understand police- tips. ofa leader to carry a personal ———— of an fron hand to smash the LETTERS, Maks of ; But what the Magistrate says, what Capt. Goddard] QUESTIONS, 4 says, what is said in this column, what ts said wherever ANSWERS. Be The Evening World’s exposures are discussed—these things do not settle the matter. ra The question presents itself to Mayor McClellan:| ro the Editor of The Evening World: What is to be done? eraduate? GUARDSMAN, The problem is not of his creation. It is an in-| gweed Died in Ludlow Street Jail. J Nye! e ic j-| To the or of The Evening World: heritance from Van Wyck days. But public recogni be ithe Mabel pags Babel tion and the sense of a great municipal duty well done, yome? RM, M. is i 4 fj j Tweed cscaped to Bpain. was recap- will be his if he shall find the solution. leek dak eeght,. Sasi to Adlon To this end, it will be a sign not of weakness, but) street Jail. where he died April 12, 1878 of common sense and strength in a high place if the| ° ‘ : . 7 Editor of 7 Work Mayor shall call to his aid other minds of practical] ee eee ee earn iiesoas and wisdom and exrerience. a ae MAX Le. An unofficial commission made up of men of " toe . s a standing and of understanding—a commission which >, in "hare te No Batson Star. Should go carefully over all the grounds of police’ Are there any Edison stars, and if ro . . * . how are they put up into the clouds? Organization and look to all suggested springs of dis- Bd. S affection and demoralization; which should consider In 1872, 0 intelligent sch f reformation based| 2. Feitor of The Evening World: | and report an intel igent scheme of reformation based tn what year was Maude Adams both on its own findings at home and on the workings | %°*8? ELIZA 8. Sof police departments in others of the world’s cities. 4 Friend of the “Mest chiet . To the Editor of The Evening World S\ Should not such a body go far and accomplish juery: D People's Chorus, Cooper Unton. volce culture free or at low price? Referring to the query oh? own New York?’ I would venture to ask readers If it is not true that at no a ib ad Wiill 8, 7 7 police respected by the “gangs” and by the if results have not to a considerable 5 hi * oS extent justified Mayor Van Wyck's & bul, which is most important, thoroughly’ statement that Devery was “the best of themselves? Chief of Police New York ever had , | CHAS. H Apply to Police Comminsio To the Editor of The Evening Work I loaned a police officer money at in- ‘terest. He refuses to pay the interest ROOM AT THE TOP, fe’s lots of room up at the top, half way up you need not step. hard ~ fought) | "Through the work of the reporter-roundsmen In| {vor And #0 establiah her as Queen of st ; ant. in the midnight-to-morning patrol service begin-| pocketbook, such as decide the lesser | saloon atands ready to abide by the re-| it not likely that this commission would find for tme during the regime of the much: | ! PRILIADAL DDI LDDEADIDDDOG G1 DDDLIRG DODD DEED EDDOODED iMary Jane, Kickums and Their Dads’ Pipes, # w s Pinochle. S-PS-9SS-6-OS-3-4-4-36-8-9-0-00- * Prey old days uf! tions of fair Emmeline or Geraldine or|’ ing modern alloy, For only yesterday | @ | | organization of the force officers are provided to ex-| Arkiand's hand, for that would havo | { ” ercise it. Somehow, the provision fails at this time,! pionsnip of New Jersey and Brooklyn.‘ ‘The failure means a lax line, loss of all sense of force| tr wit be seen that the author of this \4 without @ tendency to “welohing,” #0| rare In American eports, For he wanta| & Hymen in foam- 2 Is Gen. Nelson A. Miles a West Point | % Does erlme | , though he signed a written agreement. How can I force him to make payment? \ ANNIZ Q. sense and advertise, | will ald your rise, (8 SEE-SF SDE SESH HT-T2E-09E69064-00-5008. $|2 : i CRESS 5S0S-G GSES GIG SEEEE TEED OF SEEGER ESE IEEE ETTORE ETE D BRING THe CHLOROFORM U Iku SHow You How To CATCH A Bee! Get MY PAPAS. | PIPE AnD BLow BUBBLES Toot The Two Youngsters Demonstrate that Meerschaums Won't Do for Bubble-Blowers THIS WiLL Make Him UNCONSCious! HERE IT 1S, iTS A BEAUTY, IsSnr IT THINK 1D RATHER STupy SHAKESPEAR! NL + ’ AN ENTOMOLOGIST WILLIE! Coto By Martin Green, Another Man Backs His | Racetrack Judgment with the Boss’s Mazuma. 4] SEE,” said the Cigar Store Man, “that they have sloughed another Wall street clerk who thought he could be a second edition of Pitta: ‘ burg Phil on a salary of seven per.” “Oh, very well,” replied Tho Man Higher Up. “Here !s one that tried to beat {t and he got his, | We never hcar anything about the thousands who go against the game, get trimmed to a fret, and spend the rest of their lives telling how they escaped baving + POS-8-2- liad a chance to ateal and he did what every fiend against the racce will do if there is anything around that can be passud or hocked—he stole, The reason that there is no more swiping of coin for the purpose of playing the | races 1s because such # emall percentage of the players has a chance at anything that isn’t nailed down, : : “When {t becomes generally known that a man is plays » | ing the races everybody who is wise to it gets a Yale lock complaint of the bankroll against him, If he bas | a job and is in line for promotion to a point where he can sift the boss’s mazuma through his fingers they re move him to a corner in the shop where there {s nothing to do but make out bills, “Tt doesn’t take a lineal descendant of Euclid to dope | out the percentage against a man who plays the races, | It is the hardest game to beat in the Hat of gambling di-’ versions. Alongside of {t faro bank and roulette are like betting 6 to 1 that a brick will drop when it is tossed | ever the edge of the roof.” “Still,” reminded the Cigar Store Man, “there are hum dreds who make a good living out of the race tracks,” | “Yes," agreed The Man Higher Up, “and there are © | hundreds who make a good living selling painted money.” " : The Cross-Eyed Man # 3 .~And the Man with Whiskers, They Decide that a Queer Thing | They Have Read About Is Not | Nearly as Queer as if—— 3! READ a queer thing this morning,” announced the \ Z “1 Cross-Eyed Man as he and the Man with the Whim kers sank into their usual seats on opposite sides of! \ $ the “L" car alsle; “I read a queer thing.” q “Did the Queer Thing have letters on (t?’ asked the Maa § > «with the Whiskers; “did"— “Of course it didn't. It'"— { “Then how did you read it?" shrieked the Man with the Whiskers, "Did you use mind-reading or decipher tt Alero. slyphically «r how? Can you honestly say you saw a queee, thing coming your way, and that you remarked, ‘Here comes , ® Queer Thi ‘ll put my glasses on and read a section of | him? Did yo “Well, maybe I didn't,” ruefully admitted th Crose-Byed Maun, “but I read ABOUT It, and that was prey as good, } | Lread about {t in a newspaper, The paper sald: ‘A Pompton | (N. J) cow learned to pick the padlock of hee stable of her horn.’ Queer, wasn’t it?’ ’ udgingly growled the Man with the Whte kers; ‘not near so queer as {i spaper had sald & Pompton (N. J.) cow had hk to plok the end of hee | horn with the padlock of her J00r, OF" —— ‘ “Or if the cow had learned to stable the horn of aged lock with the end of a Pompton (N. J.) door, or*—_ “Or if the stable horn had learned to cow tte Pomptam | | N. J., with the door of a padlock end, or"— “Or if Pompton, N. J., had learned to horn-end tte eow with the stable pick of @ door padlock, or'—— n “Or if n door end had padiocked its Pompton (N, 3:) een | by cowing its learned stable pick, or if'— “Or If the end of a picked stable door had learned totter its padlock with a Putnpton (N. J.) cow, or'— “Or Mf a padlocked cow had learned to end tte stable ty .| picking the door of a Pompton (N. J.) horn, or*— “Or !f @ stable pick had learned to horn her cow with the | Pompton ( ) end of a doored padlock" " ’ paper might have said that would have been a whols = more grotesquely unusual than”— “Than if they'd only been hai? as unusually grotes ; but then, on the other hand, they wouldn't have been on | where near as unusually grotesque as'— | “As you wall-brained anthropolds are!" snorted the Chote | erle Oid Gentleman In the corner, staggering dasedly to his feet and shaking his fist in their faces, “Te “Sir! purred the Cross-Eyed Man, “are you aware that | that gesture constitutes technical assault and’"— “BATTERY!” bellowed the guard, “I didn't know this train stopped at the Battery,” grume / bled the Man with the Whiskers, wr “If 1t didn’t,” snapped the guard, “the company '4 heve a whole trainful of watered rolling stock," A. P, TRRAUND, Too Easy Success, Buccess In literature early in a writer's career is often @ serlous misfortune, writes Julius Chambers fh the Pittsburg. | Despatch. I distinctly recall a conversation with Frank R. Stockton regarding “The Lady or the Tiger” that tIhyes trates this point, “Never was I so near starvation since & , began to write as after the publication of ‘The Lady or the Tiger,” said Mr. Stockton. “For nearly two years every. thing I offered for sale was sent back with the curt exc ™ planation that It did not compare with that story, ‘The | Lady or the Tiger’ was made a standard by which every. thing was judged, Prior to {ts publication I had trouble iq selling my matter, and that very story had been offered to every oublishtr (n New York before it was accepted,” Scrub Ostrich Feathers. { | Hundreds ef men and women stop in front of a wholesale | millinery supply house on Broadway, only to see workman ;’ | scrubbing ostrich feathers, The laundry work fs done on ry board that rests on an old-fashioned tub in the cellar, Ag | unobstructed view 1s obtained when the tron doors beneath | | the store display windows are opened to light and ventilate the cellar, The uniniated would think the value of huge ostrich feathers would be Impaired by such vigorous apple * | cation of elbow grease and soap, but this ts not the case | The suds are sald to improve the lustre, i Froze His Indigestion, Belentific investigation has discovered that that trouble» fome disease dyspepsia can be cured by short Intervals of | exposure to intense cold, followed by hearty eating, M, ‘ | Raoul Pictet, a Swiss selentist, produced an artificial tem | | peraturt of between 14 and 150 degrees below zero in a pit He ther exposed himself for a brief interval to this temper» ature by lowering himself into the pit. On emerging he says he found himself intensely hungry. The process was te peated several times, and as a result he declares he eured of chronic indigestion, from which he had entered for years, eae 4 w THE » EVENING » WORLD'S # HOME w MAGAZINE. » money to burn by a whisker, This kid in Wall street + r’ wf m