The evening world. Newspaper, September 23, 1904, Page 14

hil ’ ~ THE EVENING # WORLD'S # HOME » MAGAZINE. ! Hl ‘The Art of | gttee E4ELADOEIADG DIGGS DEG DODIGO4G ID DEDE GEA GOOG ED C4O4EEEEAG DENTE D4 LG G44 444 O4OF9 D2 DDO EOD OROEDEDODDD s _ Che © Publdhed by the Press Publishing Company, No. 6 to & Park Row, New York. Lntered at the Post-Oftice Telephone. at New York as Second-Ciass Mail Matter, — on WOLUME 45..... ..NO, 18,739, _ By : | Nixola-Greeley Smith. {The Evening World First)’ By Martin Green, “ o eo Gen. Corbin Seems to , Forget Cupid Never Plays Favorites, | } 66 SEA,” said the Cigar Store man, “that Gen, j Corbin strongly adyises army officers again marriage if they have nothing to support th > but their pay.” “Gen. Corbin’s advice is always strong,” replied the Man Higher Up. “He serves it drenched in the juice of | green peppers, with a tabasco highball for a chaser, 4 Nentern prising voung woman of "Hea, having loped with a vampion glass lower, and veen ‘held on complaint of her husband tn Rochester. vs- caved the le nominy of a re. turn to her nas tive town une er arrest for ling up tts hlet of Police nd sobbing inarticulate res | Number of columns of advertising tn The Evening World during first six Months, 1904. ..scesseseseeeevess 19700 4 Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World during first six Months, 1903..seeeccessesseeeees | INCREASE vssssssssseees 1,081 Ne other six-day paper, morning or evening, In New Yor EVER carriod In regular editions in six consecutive | i Months such a volume of display advertising as The Evening \ : ‘World carried during the first six months, 1904, ' 2 | Nixola Greeley-ymun, ventance over NO MIRACLE SOUGHT HERE. the telephone. | , Amorning newspaper rushes with unnecessary haste | Even the sternest representative of | and little wisdom to the defense of Police Commis. sist the elendlog et'h bootie meetare J Sloner McAdoo. It “sclares that the city is fortunate in| Women Aro aie ‘prtity, “yemone: all | the possession of such an official, “instead of um) ff), {nfallible method ot Pl ed fortunate, as some cf his critics try to make the public Hnavents might ve devisea gee the believe, in not having a miracle worker at the head of |stretoned to vernit hone detendante vee hls department.” Teorey in She ar ca ; Is it demanding a miracle to ask that the number of Ag Bi i *9) prisoners taken on reasonable grounds shall, in a/ She who permite the slow eure at ¢ é . anguish t ni rt © modern city, bear some relation to the number of scarcely dim Gown enechs teat they Grimes of violence? Would there be anything supers R°t line has pee tee chance with Fa : ; ; : nee than ‘natural in a state of police affairs under which well-| more eenyine distrcas is expressed by a | - distorted mouth and \ > paid men should be led to perform honestly at least docs not seem tair that then, tye at i stake | in natural gifts shoutd be alle that portion of their duty which consists in patrolling |) aiturl Ri 1 SM be awed to their posts? | uneasy, And te telephone method of weeping would obviate thi * Then the ordinary conception of what constitutes justice and piace all women eiioaed .=i@ miraculous is wrong and the morning paper in its ree tee Aree el Asie iy tebuke of current criticism of the police service is right, | est « beneticeat {ate has bestowed uo | ‘ But The Cvening World chooses to believe that what deapa gle saynteaeeai cumes + asks in the way of police direction and performance set more things by crying for them than > will require no wonder-working at all. land taitranease kx balsas ae | +... ‘Vhose reforms hich are sought for the department | 2" Sreat Is the powor of the modern | From his upholstered chair and roll-top desk in a bureau {n Washington he has surveyed the matrimonial situa. tion in army posts with a critical eye for many long and globulous years. He has discovered that army officers who marry spend all they get on their families. f “According to standards recently inaugurated in army > circles, this is dead wroag. Army officers do not enter- tain encugh, When they ought to be ornamenting high society with their ornate but not gaudy uniforms too many of them are playing hoth ends of the expense ac- count at omo against the middle in order that thelr sons and ughters may go to college. ( “Byidently Gen, Corbin {s of the opinion that It costa more to support a family in the army than it does ia etvilian life, 11 {s true that the army officers are not pald opulent salaries, but they get as much as the average pro- fessional man makes, and they get their house rent free, They havo privileges in the way of buying that cute down the price of provisions, and in travelling a kind Government gives them an allowance that precludes the a possibility of their being skinned, “All of the old soldiers who made reputations In the civil war were married—many of them leaving wives behind when they went to war with nothing to live on but a defict!, Gen, Corbin will run against the hard, cruel fact that when a young army officer and a young girl make up their minds to get married the future Is the last prow poct they will observe, for when Cupid gets busy he plage " no favorites as between sons of Mars and civilians.” “{ suppoee Gen. Corbin fs a crusty old bacholor,” ven- “ turned the Cigar Store Man. “No,” answered the Man Ulgher Up. “He beat ft. Me i a jks | woman's cool resourcefulness, But) ff) | h n i HAA ALTA } “By tay be brought about by organization and a HEAD | tears, ghether “trom the depths of WAH ! j 1) ON al \ | ir fi a || married a charming woman whose fortune is sald te some divine despair.” or « tulant | I i M Hh | 500,000."" by ander which— young woman weeping for @ Poise \ amount tc about $} ‘ Discipline and anty will derations, | are the best of all < Politics will ve « | ; aoe only drawback hitherto has been Ag In the temporary havoc they wreak 4 Hegiect of duty, or dilatory performance, will be jn one's personal appearance. But the a ,arply penalised. | new art of tears by telephone will ob- RE | viate this, If a husband needs to be The Evening World is moved to its disclosures re-| wet over, it may now be done most of- | . :, . fectively by calling him up at hi it Parding the midnight-to-morning patrol service by nO, cq and vociterously boochoolne ints is manner of prejudice against the Police Commissioner ia ead, 0 De Sure, hora Will be the | . a x d of hig throwing down the re- | 2 be any other ofticiz!, It is exploiting no private| ceiver in disgust. But does not one |S The Cross-Eyed Man *' - ~And the Man with Whiskers, They Decide to Collaborate on ow} a Strabismic Melodramm - ‘ ran ing | have thi ch ; p 2 » Prlevance; purely in the public interest it is revealing piv iay » .earie shanae at howe. o€ bie | | Pe | ggy WENT to the theatre lat night" observed the Cream “ee —s tw existing and menacing condition. him the yision of the bleared and dis) 2 | 1 Eyed Man as he and the Man with the Whiskem , torted wifely countenance? ©. Any citizen may for himself—as Magistrate Crane | over the ‘phono, on the contrary, al! | $ ’ , f fd for himself—confirm by personal experience the | the good and none of the evil conse. | ¢ | seem ‘lad to see me there, I saw a play, I heard some es AS Recent Newspaper Eulogies of Short Men Gives Him New Chestiness, } «1 \. too. 1 was very funny, Sometimes it was all I cowl '/ do to keep from laughing.” f quences of tears may be preserved. And | findings of The Evening World’s reporter-roundsmen | one may, in New York, weep on the be- MR. PEEWEE, The Great Little Man, Bobs Up Again} matinee Semen Ta | al ’ + loved shoulder even though it b = trom ughing | L ts to how the midnight patrolmen do not patrol. hunched over & telephone booth In a Haw! [ presume AND MONOPOLIZE ALL sated he hisa Sin ae Wabers, hse atine ni F ‘ San Francisco bai ¢ | [ rae evening Fuoce / 7 7 ? ' i Dereliction has been shown up in all possible WAYE OD hg care curse fenialna welans a6 Ye Gas rl ee ld ing Evéruny Fuoce THE COURAGE ON EARTH! ; was there anything that was all you could 40 F keep, For four nights the reporters in automobiles! not powsess the quality of carrying over | INE THAT 6tiNG ‘al You DONT READ HISTORY: tela hee waalh ebsated tka Ciosbinyel aa Senay ‘ the long-distance ‘phone, But love LARGE Man You) | LOOK ATNAPOLE ON z Smears Wass” Gaeeien the spite beast D femonstrated with increasing effect how vigilance OM| icigne even at this dimculty, For may $ ARC STRONG, ANO Look ae te STURDY “There was an usher who wanted to laugh and applaud post could be stimulated by vigilance in overlooking, [not the weak:lunked aleter ween ber | > BRAVE ~ LITTLE VAPS! ANEM> everything, and it was all I could do to keep him from Ag . | ¥or* into a phonoxraph, ani ship the | . I had to keep singing and barking and telling funny |. On the fifth night—that of Wednesday-Thursday— | eyiinder to any art of the country Loe Ar ME! all the time to divert his attention from the stage, P*— oA? © me automobile followed the course of the other, an! were there Us @ man that needs to be "Tt must have been a delightful evening!” sighed the Mam . {with the Whiskers, enviously, "I wish Thad been sxere.” a bour later, and evidence was found of how vigilance On| ‘True, this might savor somewhat of a 3 the canning process, But fe ‘T mado one discovery,” said the Cross-Eyed Mdan, o post could relax when the overlooking was supposed j2\ SUniM process (But fom men oe t of? * *bo be past. |emotions, Else, whence the popularity of widows with the unfaatidious sex? * In five nights, the touring reporters saw less than] “and though they profess a certain “half a dozen roundsmen, There are, approximately, | Sroveant tof ee rime than the 4 B28 of those chevron-wearers in fhe department. rene, polersiont yomee ei mere Practically all that has been done in their line of duty) so ,.¢tncy Quart do any mona, atom ‘fo the dark hours after any midnight since last feuig a onli frst te the avian Baturday's has been the work of “outsiders keeping | "There are some women, unfortunately $ te ak who don't know how to cry, But the ie tab,” as the captcin said who warned his men to be telephone may alleviate even their de- “What did you make the discovery out off aime, @ radium, or'— “I discovered,” sxewered the Cross-Eyed Man, coli “that it is very easy to write a play. I'm going to writ one myez.. 1 begun writing it on the back of an envelope on the way home last‘night, and I grew so Interested ‘ia the work that I rode to One Hundred and Fifty-fifth street before I could stop. My ideas fairly flew over the papem By the time I'd finished I'd gotten aimost es far as the beginning of the first act. It was"— “May be [Ul help you write it,” graciously acceded the Man with the Whiskers, “if you'll tell me what it is about, eS busy. ficiencles, For what good woman with | at " @ copious supply of tears would not | 2] What ts the plot of your play going to be?” | 4 Now, there is no policeman who does not under-| weep for w triend, et 40 endowed, in “Well,” replied the Cross-Eyed Man, first pausing to ¢ole + + Qn emergency? And what man at the | ¢ id hich had fluttered to the ceili “T hadn’ ic idea of what he is paid for. . lect his ideas, which ha e ceiling. “I hadn't Stand the pu-.ic P other end of the wire could tell the thought anything about a plot yet. That would come later. But I suppose may be it'll be something like this: Ther \ | be a snowstorm, and the heroess will be out in !t, and ¢ But under existing conditions a great many police: | ditterence? Truly, the young woman of Utica has Zi a= “4 ” é ' men have their own ideas of “what they are there for.”| ni: upon novel expedient, and one | 4 | ; ik ; a ois which all women not ashamed of 4 | it'll turn out that the old miser's her granddaughter, and : % Essential to the process of changing the conditions| orp iirasnioned weapons with whee she'll, matry—well, I haven't quite decided whom shell marry, but'— 7 + fi Of | Eate hi a th tu é must be the wiping-out, by discipline and haw, [oe aoe Stee sl my “Why not let her marry the snowstorm?’ hopefully sug~ ashamed to use, these ideas, gested the Man with the Whiskers. 7 8 Police Commissioner Greene fell a victim to the LETTERS, = : “That would be unique T never heard ot anybody max § ; hy [FHEBVENING FuDGR DG mowstorm, Though, of course,” he a GP croumstance that makes the department head subject : ¢ | Fae i How DARE You ; fc Ra lg AI EG SER to political vicissitudes in the city, Commissioner UESTIONS, ’ ie EL hy marry a anwar Ish really wanted tf. ___ McAdoo is handicapped by the court-sustained political AN § Op YOUR BERRY “Re reason at all why she shoulde't, nere'e no apeintments ofthe Murp-Van Wyck prio and by —REWERS. | IDISCOVEREY ——s [nae te emma ning met a the fact that he has had to spend his eight months of “Clarence the Cop” in Real Life. 4 “A snowstorm can’¢ timk at ali, It has no brains, and”— A BURGLAR “Then I advise you to apply for the role of Snowstorm office-holding, up to date, in learning something about | 79, ‘s* &* “iphetial econ Daag In » 10N in your play!" snapped the Choleric Old Gentleman in the ‘ ‘ a ; , ¢ playing a the police business and about handling a great body|on the street when a policeman hap-| bstery Os ins Caos ured ise con ting! } “But.” Eyes jan, latingly, “we're : ‘of men, pee id ore along ey the youngsers not nearly as unprofitably brainless as if we were twice as cal im “Clarence the Cop." He gave brainicssly unprofitable; though, of course, we confess we're An the ideal police department, the man at the head) chase and pulled out his revolver, The | Id be subject to no political pressure, He would|Passers-by sald It was a shame for a) man in his position to draw a gun on *voul hose his position only for proved cause, He would be} crowd of small boys. 1 was also an & trained disciplinarian and one who could “make his|¢¥® Witness to this, This is not the first time that he has drawn his gun presence felt in his absence.” for 06 sous, YR . Under such a head the rank and file would stay | Frock Suit. 'gwake and, toa measurable extent, stay out of politics, | ™f4 Falter of The Bvening World: af , y What {9 proper for the bridegroom to| Ds New York does not expect the ideal in a moment, or | wear at an afternoon wedding? ANXIOUS, ‘ ~ Eleanor's Nature, slent. It is looking to Mayor McClellan to put some. |r» the maitor of The Evening ¥ : in motion for patrol reform. | 'Phey say girls’ names often typity| $ P jh HU thelr chara Will readers kindly | @ me i advocating a Mayor's commission on police re- «! of girls by the name! & nization, The Evening Work! is aware that this Yi Sean) tase & Cousin by BY scheme was tried by Mayor Low and that the |pered girl 1 would lke to know if they on’s report was unsatisfactory are all that way INQUISITIVE, oe Saturday | does not argue against another trial, It does ro the maitor of The Bvenina World | of the demand for a police force approved On what day of the week did Dee, 3 fly, feared by the lawless, respected by baci bh: | ‘fh good deal brainiessiier unprofitable than if we were only half as unprot”’—— “Rector street!” shricked the guant, and the two friends 4 passed out through the gate after a frultless attempt climb out under It. A. P. TERHUNE, Sugar-Coated Butter, England has recently imported the German practice of ‘ | glazing butter by the use of . Blocks of butter aoated | |with a glass-like sugar covering, It Is found, keep fresh | } much longer than If not so treated. The butter is first enro- ¢ | fully kneaded and washed, then put Into forms weighing | one pound each and placed in a cool room. The glazing is! done by painting the surface with a hot sugar lotten. The | brush used should bé very soft and the painting should be | done quickly. The sugar solution melts the surface of the | butter, and the sugar and melted butter form a sort of varnish which protects the butter agairist deterioration from \ outside in@ucnces, dl a year. It has a right to demand the appreciably DEDEDE L IAD IODIDE ED 0-900 91400-0-604O0455 Quinine Cure for Dt unkenness. yc BORIS SAL hk We! RE “ It is claimed that drunkenness can be cured in from ond | ik to one month's time by using the f t _,MOM NE GoT iT, | MIS IDEA OF FIRST AID. | SIGNS OF PROGRESS. SPORTING ITEM. | Sapeneien ad SobOG of tromh, quldered Parvin bait’ co J J @ Cat Studio—How dtd fdith—Is it true, iy, that Larkin | ‘what is the speed limit here for au-| Mrs, Game—See ° h GQ. | ‘ In A dath pot in & poker game musel ie 2. shinee oT irs. ere, Mr. he pint of diluted alcohol, Strain and evaporate 2 wood pha of those] kissed you before he picked you up In| tomobil been days the opener show his full hand after the, stu lan cats? ‘ that runaway? N Wwe ue he. sneachtinn in this hunt : Boe the Socks pea . Nay Baad bf ring ee se nenke u qv pot is won or only show a pair of| Photographer—t showed them a DollysYee, dear; you kk P are tame jf , f now he Is | park,” firmly replied the Philadelphia | home “ the dose. The third day reduce amount BL vieitor— Was geai mouse? rr ig to be a , and that was | policeman, “unless they can attain al “Y. tamed ‘em the next vee sive fifteen pd the hand Is called, only the un to the ~Caldago Rec-| rate of at least five oat beet: (nie) a (| Arupmagghe | A Poker Query, To the Editor of the Evening World, | vi ‘over? be shown, sete Wee bess reet 4. 7. Mae , . wer ois sella st ie