The evening world. Newspaper, April 5, 1904, Page 12

THE # EVENING .2 WORLD'S HOME # MAGAZINE. .’ Park Row, Now York. Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. VOLUME 44. -NO. 16,668. The Evening World First. Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World in March, 1904.... Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World in March, 1903...,., 1,03214 INCREASE............ ZOO% No other six-day paper, morning or evening, in New | York EVER carried in regular editions in any one month | Such a volume of display advertising as The Evening| World carried in March, 1904, THE FARM AND THE WHITE HOUSE, Mr. Creelman made very attractive to Sunday World readers last Sunday the pen picture of Alton B. Parker, farmer-jurist, at home upon his Esopus acres. Here is— . —-no dilettante stranger to the country, Agricuiture as with a toy, but 9 real fermer work, superinten ughh and, in harvest time, out In shilrt ves to work with his men in the hay and sorghum. Judge Parker whistles while at his farm work. His cheeks glow, he swings his arms:like a boy, he is “the incarnation of strength and virility.” A farmer not for effect, but because he loves the soil and the fresh winds that blow over it. * a * * * Tt is recalled that Washington loved his acres in the same way 2s this big but gentle tiller of the soil at Esopus. In his mature life, the Father of His Country had the expressed ambition to be the leading farmer of America. At times there were three hundred head of cattle on his dairy farm at Mt. Vernon, Washington was never happier than when in the midst of the farm work, “Nowhere,” he once said, “can I find so great satisfaction as in those innocent and useful pursuits.” Jefferson was the next great farmer-President. “| would rather be Farmer Jefferson,” he said once, cor- | recting one who had called him “President” after his » retirement, “than to have all the titles of Europe.” Jefferson’s schediiles and memorandum books as preserved show him to have been a close follower of agricultural details. Both he and Washington were liberal experimenters with new methods, - * oJ * * about thirty miles from Jefferson's Monticello. He was “nota farming enthusiast like the agricultural Presi- dents just discussed. He took his dignity with him along his land. Nevertheless, he had many*affairs of fieid and stall to discuss by letter with Jefferson, Trees that Madison planted are still cared for at Montpelier. All.through his public activities, James Monroe dréamed of a pastoral life fo come in old Virginia. Oak Hill was the outcome of his dream. Circumstances made his life there more busy than tranquil. Still he had the daily morning and evening satisfaction of riding over his estate, and in the great house which he designed himself he entertained happily many friends. Lafayette visited him there, President Tyler was a thorough-grained farmer. At various times he established eight different homes in | his native State of Virginia. All through his period of official life he continued to send directions and make | He was a good master. “My plan,’" he wrote to his! foreman; “is to encourage my hands, and they work! better under it than from fear.” j SLAPPING A WOMAN'S FACE. Mrs. Hen, who boarded a trolley car in Jersey City | Saturday, had the unusual experience of being slapped; by the conductor, At least, this 1s the charge she makes, | and there are witnesses. Mrs. Hen became angry. Presumably sho still 1s) abgry. No woman would accept emilingly a slap on the cheek. Nor would it be easy to conjure up conditions that would uphold her in complacent acquiescence. According to Mrs. Hen’s statement, she had asked to! have the car stopped at a certain place, and the con- ductor forgot or neglected to stop !t. She pulled the his remissness, and then—the slap. It stung her cheek, ‘wounded her pride, aroused a fine feminine wrath and/ Jed to the arrest of the conductor, The public has endured much. having its rights ignored while it sways from a strap to being ordered to hurry when already doing its best; to being left standing at corners, hands upraised in vain} appeal; to being carried past its destination. It is not accustomed to being slapped. It will decline to be made acoustomed to this buffet. Mrs. Hen seems to have a good case. She must not Jose her head, for she is engaged in promoting a bene- faction. If she can bring punishment upon the offender ‘ner seemly cackle of delight will not be a solo, » THE MOTORMAN TAKES A CHANCE. Fire engine 23 ts in the department repair shop as tie result of a collision with a Ninth A | ‘Ys driver and the captain of the compa | paped serious injury, or death. because he broke a rule and did not stop his c. Ing that the engine horses had to be swung aa: motorman knows the right-of-way rules for tment. But the temptation to “take a chan every now and then, for some man at the ks @ cure for front-platform recklessness thirty | * 1,50134 | James Madison inherited his farm of Montpelier, f provision for the care of his land, crops and laborers. |" | the scandal sho cre: dell-cord herself, called the attention of the conductor to| | si It 1s accustomed to! a ‘The Woes of | the Woman Gossip. coe LE By Greeley-Smith, |Nixola | | | CURIOL who, after edreulat ing tnjurious stories rbout rome cf her fellow-mem ers for tw them to si written retraction of every statement she had made concerning them: Apparently the lady thus bro summary justice order of women x¢ evil reports about other women with f Intent to injure them. It ix to be hoped. for the credit of womankind, that Ul clues ik extromely Imited. Fut there In ancther order of gossip who entirely without malice babbles of thin do not concern her, and often by her Very artiossness does more harm than erate venom . Indeed, the mere fact that the ven- omous woman shows her wish to injure often robs her of the power who ts without evil intent and’ merely repeats things sho h she rogards ther as ¢ Ing or, onal o elreulates by the obvious fa tells them without maitce. Of tho first other women ma dignantly, ‘Horrid old ent! can belleve a word she rays heard because Jous or Interest in- obouy I wonder thoy dismiss less easily. Half the tine, indeed, they make up thelr minds that there must be something In them since repeat them otherwise, Sometimes, of course, Mrs. Rrown's tlesyness is of the kind that conceals rt, but generally *here intentions ar g00d enough to consign their vietim t the region which ts wald to be pave: with them, A pecullar characteristic of woman babbler as distingulshe: the woman gossip is that her wv loasness attracts the confd later the same art ‘The deliberate. dom gets {nto trouble as th ea. The poe fortunate babber invariably is, the babvler on the-end of the Ine for, though a dozen people may be tn- tg the porson who tetls {t last that gets Jumped on by the viriuous and discreet other eleven. The law of confidences ts travel In circies, and so at they tually In a con- ter husband's Arizona fc “to brother was allng: to Mrs Brown what she has hat, of course doesn't What is the : The whole » including Mra Brown, who, apparently malice to the oncl conclude thi Mrs. Smith is a. spltetut little th K quite unworthy of thelr R ——<$<———__- PERSONAL, “Excuse me,” said the Raster: rae tt dos your paper run a ‘personal ie drawled © Wildent News colin tn when we (hing trom a thief 1 afpald to peka azo Nows, the tghting editor Why, we rg call a om Mar, a we at is mime, either. ~ aes a ILL-INFORMED, ‘There is one’ great war In Asia,” comfort about thi sald the trivial per son, “What fs that? “You enn talk about tt as much we river” 1s strongly recommended. The rem- plied promptly at the next breaking out. om you choose without being afrall that Any one will criticise your pronuncia Uon.""—Washington Star, The Rapidtoodleum Emerges f COAXING THE G000 040 RAPIDTOODLEUT OUT OF THE SVAWaAy- phe whose tongue is tipped with dellb while she | ° pove all, amusing lends addt- | « ff tt ts my duty to warn Mrs, Jones that she is olrculating such stories | | about her!—— But the stories of the ingenuous gosstp | « ‘artless little Mra, Brown’ would | volved in the clreulation of a story, tt they | Acquaintance AoA om wy OOOO a 3d 6 DELICN TESS LAT LUNCH bS9S29O DOD 49881992 O9S2OOEH90OD >9O694O9F2 97 TALL PTDOAMLO VE MEEONT FINISH THE The Great and Only Mr. Peewee. THE MOST IMPORTANT LITTLE MAN ON EARTH. Mr. Peewee Explains the Mechanism of the Twentieth Century Coal Wagon. fh DERE L THE EVENING FUDGE. a =a RUSSIANS. BOMBAR Now vust STOP AY ¢ MINUTE, TOOTSIE, o IMICE L EXPLAIN THE NEE. vOY Yui NOTICE THAT A SLIGHT UPWARD PUSH— - ~ iF You CANT BE ORIGINAL ~ STEAL TT. LHEEVENING FUDGE, You may use a ruler for this lesson or draw It free hand, Figure 1 shows; i how Co start to draw this figure. In Figure © draw dn the nose and chin vith a few small} Tn Figu 2 3 add four smal! lines, which are to consti-| © tute the ear and hair; draw arm and Jeg. In Figure 4 in the face I have drawn | small circle for eye, and miso a small line upward from the chin to give tha| GSOVEGHGIDI 99D SHIIVSOS HHS OOSHG SGI HGOCHOOOOHHTHOOOOO® & ‘There are 8,« 0 000,003 WORK- nrvv INGNEN in the | “\ United States who | have never had | PIE for breakfast, ‘and perhaps millions of little children who have mever enjoyed SPONGE CAKE for lunch. Why ts this TRUST OUTRAGE permitted? { Rockefeller ana moneyed men like him can have ple BEFORE breakfast if they wish, and are allowed to en- | Joy all the sensations of dyspepsia even DAILY, while the common people must go through Iife with good health and unimpaired digestion because they are com- pelled by the Trusts to cat’proper and healthful food, This ts OUTRAGEOUS, and workingmen must rise | Why Doesn't the Workingman Have Pic for Breakfast? Cepyror, 1904, by the Planet Pud. Co. ap and assert thelr right to have ple any old time they want tt Workingmen will please notice that we keep on telling them what they need and how NOT to get It—be- cause the crucl TRUSTS won't help our little game along. - We also hever Iet workingmen FORGET that they. ARB workingmea, or that we know more about thelr business than they themselves know. That, Mr. Prole- tarlat—thanks to you~is our EASIEST GRAFT. No. 2—MAY G. BURCH, No. 273: West Eleventh street, New York City. No. 3—HELEN HARGRAVE, No. 71 Cottage streot, Jersey City, N. J. To-morrow’s Prize ‘‘Fudge"’ Idiotorial Gook, ‘‘How to Live on One Cent a Day.”’ * In Figure 5 darken the hat band and dngert cane In hand, for the shoes and your figure of a man in profile ts done. LESSON NO, 6 will show how to convert a jug into a man. a S $8900046642000% the Delayed Subway to Revive Harlemites’ S49O9OD9FOOSDGLIDHEDE SSS OOODIOTDE DDS = ? e > Hopes. : p e 3 o ° WARLEVD RESTOICES WITH $ TOACH-LIGHT PARADE: bs ° fa iy 929909929683 $200009 >IDDRD oo OOS 23-4 929042008 0009006 99-900 P9490 & | | By Martin Green. iv Ss Coming About the New York Vote. Bryan Has Another Think 66 I SEE,” said the Cigar Store Man, ‘that ‘William Jennings Bryan says the Democrats don’t need New York to win.” “Even the great,” replied the Man Higher Up, “have the privilege of reversing their thought’ currents. There was a time when the peerless Bill not only thought that the Democrats needed New York, but he reached for it so hard that he strained his suspenders. That was when the peerless was the candidate in 1896 and 1900. ! He never missed a chance to get into New York and orate, and his various visits to this city were occasions of great eclat. “Not only did Bryan have a hunch that the Demo- crats needed New York, but that they needed Kankakee; Kokomo, Kalamazoo, Oshkosh and Pompton, N. J. No hamlet was too small nor too far from the centre of” population for Bryan to shed his eloquence on. He rede all night on accommodation trains and in wagons to @ {talk to thousands of free-born American citizens, who | | ¢ 4 ® BED0$90096000900000OO- OSD 2S955990000O00HO8O ® effect of a mouth; also a line from one side of the hat to the other to make the@ hat banil, and a’small Mne on ¢op of coat to form coat collar, The letter V in drawn in this picture to represent the hand. Finish up the other leg of the Use triangles veeee | whooped {t up to beat the band when he asked them what they were going to do with the F’lpeeno and then voted for McKinley. No Christopher Columbus in the advance agent line ever made a record for spotting re- mote places to perform in like Bryan made eight years $ {ago and four years ago. “One reason why the peerless may think that the Democrats don’t need New York this year is because David Bennett Hill seems to have three aces showing and a buried card that makes him smile every time he takes a peek at {t, while the best Bill has in sight is an Avenue 4 straight. Some day Bryan will forget that occasion in Chicago eight years ago when Hill got up in the convention and roasted the Bryan following to a fare-you-well. He came back with his cross-of- gold scream and won out for the time. The prospect of Hill springing the candidate this year naturally makes Bryan feel like going to a rolling mill and acting as understudy for the machine that chews up scrap iron, If the Democrats don't neéd New York ft {s up to Bryan to explain where the voters are coming from to kick holes in the 850,000 plurality that McKinley had againet him four years ago.” “When do you think the day {is coming that wil mark the forgetfulness of Bryan about Hill?” asked the Cigar Store Man. “That day,” answered the Man Higher Up, “will come the day after Bryan dies.” The Dardanelles, The question whether Russia has the right to send her Black Sea fleet through the Dardanelles ts based upon @ treaty executed in 1s between the five great Powers, where- by it was agreed that no ship of war belonging to any nation save Turkey should pass through the channel without the consent of Turkey, This agreement was reaffirmed by the treaty of Berlin, executed after tae Russo-Turkish war in the 70s. 3 Sweetest Spring Poem Ever Written, ‘There's a small but vacant shotgun, And a tree hangs in the water, While the brother's there to help along the work: You may talk of Henry Irving, bi But I think I'd best be loving; Will you take a drink, or will uu have clgars? Can You Read this Proverb? q b 9 (