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is a Premium would be placed on perjury by parents who! FRIDAY EVENING, MARCH 25, 1904, Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 63 to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Office &t New York as Secoh@Class Mall Matter. NO. 15,557 VOLUME 44 ,, _ The Evening World First. , Number of columns of advertising i in Tre Evening World for 12 months, ending February 29, 1904..........0...+--12,51844 Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World for 12 months, ending February 28, 1903..°....... ; CREASE........ 4,261% THis record of growth was not equaited by any by any { Mowspapor, morning or evening, In the United States. THE LONG WAY TO BENEGICENCE. After eighteen years of litigation the Jose Sevilla Bequest of $500,000 for a home in New York for poor young girls has been confirmed by the Court of Appeals, -and the home fs at last to be built The case points a very old moral, egie illustrates by example. The best time.to give great, gond gifts is not at one’s which Mr. Cc ~ |Time: Allowance for Slow) Suifors. Speer By Nixola Greeley-Smith. Dear Mise Greelo: po me for the past fi r three times a week, and would ow long vou would ad. give him ta propose. 1 do not wish to waste all my time if ne [does not Intend marrying Smith nitting a kentleman months URSULA " HIS letter trom | Brooklyn gir! | states a problem whieh agitating the breasts of thou: sands of expectant young women tn New York at the present moment and Is therefore of very general Inter- est. Ra It anid at once to relieve Ur rula's anxiety that the should not give him anv more time at all, but bring him to the point at once. First, however, she should he quite fure that he has not alrendy—for not every proposed to her woman knows every time a man offers her hin hand death. \vhen the fine impulse comes and one is alive and heart. Men are very chary of com to see his desire carried out—that ts the time (mitUng themselvesin set forms noawn- Contests for will-breaking aro easy. Courta are] FTGTeNa Sent” CHUNSTORFOR: Wate Ponderous bodies, seldom considering the value off ie amout n girl for years. thelr “Now.” While they deliberate once over will8 and! hearts throwing out tentative tendrils ‘estaments. genercus men ay ve may act several times and a half. It is not improper to sperk here again of New York's torely-pressed hospitals, Their endowment needs are tot of a “some day,” distapt according to a length of testamentary litigation. The moment in which to help ‘hem is this one of to-da: DANCING AS A DUTY. Dr. G. Stanley Hall, President of Clarke Uni- rersity, say's dancing should have a place in the general scheme of education. As he puts the mstter, “We dught to get over this narrow, wretched, bigoted drejudice that proscribes it.” Certainly to get rid of any prejudice so bad as the Mme portrayed would be uplifting _ Quoting the authority again: “If we reach a golden age, I think that dancing will be a more universal language than language itself.” He describes it as ex- ‘ pressive beyond music or speech.” To him It appeals as a tonic, curing the bodily {lls and building up the gray matter of the race. To defend dancing against, the! charge of being in Itself harmful is not uncommon, but its exaltation Into the ephere of the virtues Is rare. Dr, Hall elevates dancing to a duty, While the sentiment will be widely approved, to ascribe part of his averments to an exuber- ant enthusiasm will be natural. To hold that the talented toe lightly spurning a waxed floor can convey more to the senses than may be conveyed by spoken word or unspoken melody In almost tou severe. Danc- ing is to some as impossible as song to others. The Hall view would place upon thore who do not dance an unfair handicap. life would bs dark indeed for the person with a timber leg. ry Perhaps it would he proper to wonder, respectfully, if grace, skill and persistence in dancing won Dr. Hall the headship cf a CELE A REAL CAUSE FOR REAL WOMEN, Delegations of women have been up to Albany to urge on a suffrage bill for their sex. Other delegations bave been up to oppose the measure. Tho waste of time Involved is double, working both ways. The time is not ripe for equa! suffrage. It will not be ripe till women really want to vote. ‘ If the local sisterhood of the good and fair feels that {t must have a mission of active reform, it can find one at home which it may pursue without the right to vote. In yesterday's Evening Worid were a few remarks based on facts about women's pool-rooms. Each of ‘nese resorts is a snare, a swindle and a Fotential home-breaker. It is not true that there are no good Indians but uead ones. It ts absolurety true that there is no good pool-room for women except the one which is raided, closed and has its proprietor in jail. The woman in one of these places has no chance tor her money—not even a run for it. And in the fever of gamBling she loses not only her dollars but her womanliness. She is cheated and, in secret, despised by the very individuals who smilingly take her cash. Instead of dividing on the doubtful issue of the ballot, let New York women unite to beat down and! out this swindling pool-room menace to womanhood and homes. A PREMIUM ON PERJURY. A law in this State. passed last. summer, after a vigorous fight by The Evening World, says that vhildren undey fourteen years of age shall not Jabor in| factorjes, The manager of a certain factory employed a little! girl, aged eleven years and uine months, to empty! bobbins for ten hours a day. When caught his plea was, that the cnild Lad herself declared she was “sixteen past,” and that her father had made an affidavit to the same effect. , Judge Roesch, in deciding the case and imposing a| fine of $50, expressed himself so clearly that hundreds of children will be immediately liberated from dally drudgery. The Judge threw the entire responsibility upon the employer, whose duty he declared it to be to make sure’ that no child employed was under age, Otherwis esiged to obtain illegal employment for tneir childr ere seems to have been something very lke ) child as a “living picture of the results of In a factory at a delicate age.” declared that “to | Most cssual observer’ the father’s aMdavit wah oy a quick an‘ sure way to end such abuses: ; jee every gnpleree who violates tne law $50-fo- Ua: Premium on perjury by Drosecuting , avit condemns a twelve- rjury in the present case; for the Judge, who déscribed! all the time, while she sits back and wonders if she ts ever going to be wble to bring them to book. ‘There are so many different kinds of opogals and the simple, direct “Wil You he my wife? most pften met with fy novels, Is seldom encountered In real lite. For where a hero may commit himself thus definitely without encour- Agement the average citizen prefers to hedge a bit. So that the first bit of ad- yiee to a young woman ambitious of raatrimony 1s not to first cateh your man, but rather to make sure that you haven't caught him, If Ursula is really eure about thin rhe should Jose no time In bringing imatters with her dilatory suitor to a head, for the more time she gives him to male up his mind, the more he ts likely to need. Love at five months ts as likely to last longer than love at five years as it Is to survive love nt sight. In that time a man has ample opportunity of secing a girl's best qualilies and a longer ume allowance may reveal others that do not tend to encourage him to matrimony. How shall she bring him to the point? If there were any set tormula. there would be millions in its »xploftation Hut unfortunately there fan't, end enly by the exercine of native Intelligence and a careful study of the au can the solution of one's individual problem be found If Uraula will send a detatisd descrip tion of her aultor-to-be, with at wee rount of his tastes and tne hind eof neckties he wears, and uleo whether or not his hair is red, she will receive seine less general hints as to how to capture him. But so Jong as it is Impossible to determine whether he is an earnest ‘oung citizen with aspirations as high ae hts chin-chopper collar or a potential sport with vague vearnings for platd clothes and a brindle bulldog, sugges- Uons as to his capture cannot be made But, behold! a brilliant thought strikes with a meteor flash across the vold. Does Ursula D. realize what vear It ig? Why walt for the young man at all? Rather let her take advantage of the Rlortous Jeap-vear privilege that ts hers and any other girl's who has the cour- age to profit by it, and ask him to be hers without delay. * Marriage by capture was the usual form of matrimony in the goad old cave davs, and then tt was the mah wha did the pursuing and the girl who fed from t Rut in the words of Mollere's (mmor: tal doctor. “\We have changed all that and civilization and the man hunte relgn triumphant SOME OF THE BEST JOKES OF THE DAY. NATURAL RESULT, T read of Col, Zaontchkovsky, A Russian military man, And then of Mr. Takahira A leaMing statesman of Japan And when they sald these names were samples Such as all those peoples have, ‘Then T saw at once the reason For the war ‘twixt Jap and Slay; Nothing could have long prevented War from bursting with Its flames, Seeing that théy have been calling One another such hard names! —New Orleans ‘Times-Democrat, WHAT HE SAW, The Judge—Were you present at the | time these acts of disturbance are said | to have tuken place? The Witness—If you mean was I there | when the hollerin’ was done an’ the windows broke, T was | The Judge—And did you see the pris- oner commit any overt act? The Witness—No, sir, I didn't }seen him do was to bust | front windows an’ smo head withy a Plain Dealer a couple o' h Patsey Breen bung-starter. - RELIEVED, Mr. ¢ | after all” pwar in Asta is In w ‘One can talk lof being criticised as 3 have to use Fren Washington St sald about It without fear re whe on you nish words,” hild) REFLECTION FROM THE HAGUE, How swiftly words of kindness cease. Things don't seem Ike they use ter. Our erstwhile cooing dove of peace | Acts like a bantam rooster! Washington Star, SUCCESS. said Uncle “Tt ‘peara,” Eben, to work hard foh an’ what so: feller gets by Jes’ bein’ lucky. ora fs doubtless | ibe Alt! ! £4944O0O4O4049 24SOVSGODIDE ‘OH, How | Lov E\ THE MERRY, MERRY SUNSHINE OF SPRING, TOOTSIE. WHEN THE , Bros Ane torn BS-SAIEYELAND, NaATU Our INA come HiT p Sauintey AND pro Ge! UPON, Mi ey reAR Me i MADISON SGuARP “The Groat aa ‘Only Mr. Peewee. THE MOST IMPORTANT LITTLE MAN ON EARTH. Mr. Peewee uw alas abd to Nature’s Heart by the Appearance of Sprig: 2 5 FEA Y Will GO Away, ISQuIRRELS Don BITE EEWEE! ‘OUR BROWN” Ano ¢ GET A RUSH OF BLoon To THE HEAD ENN OE NF ISOLDE tie LONDIN USED TO 3 To-Day’s $5 Prize “Fudge"’ PRIZE PEEWEE HEADLINES~$1 Paid for Each: No. 1—MRS. W. To-Morrow PRBOGG 2900-2 (Uy permission. of | You call her this who never saw her- | Copyright, 1s, v S$) vou=yotool, father, father, you shall sas, |idRe for yourself. To-merrow night] Mis [EH Dring: her he: 1 Mr, de Jersey, i dare,” replied lave, STty her here to-morrow night, so recall your words: Mit hier the next day and see your tlonate and Can You Read Your Chinese Laundry Ticket >— You Cannot. H | We Are Going to Have the Presi- | dent REFORM the “Chink* Laundries, Copy ret, 1904. by the Pianet Pub. Cov your Chinese laua- cause you can't getting a i for your red flannel shirt or whether it is the cotbaman i] polite way of calling you an A. P. A. Let us tell you HOW you can help us right this great wrong. Write a letter to the PRESIDENT. Tell him you want this thing stopped. Then WE will make him have {t STOPPED! « that all Chinese laundry tickets be written in ENGLISH the kind of English you and I'understand, WRITE to the President in RED INK, That will frighten bim, Then go home and THINK! ‘Hioforial Was Written by Cyrus Dubois, 211 West 7€éth Street, New York City? . WHITELOCK, No. 193 Setéond Avenue, New York ity. ‘3 AARON HEIZER, No. 143 Ludiow street, New York City. No. 3—LOUIS GOODMA.., No. 165 Broome street, New York City. 's Prize _ Fudge’ Tdttorial Gook “Why the Russians Hate to Die,’’ { Woven on Fate’s Ean By Gharles Garvice. determined vartetoug. by younger can you guess Rcheme, boy, by the drove the elder face of the earth, clasping his only child tn his arms, to avold a madman’s doom, and reigned in his 1 to him home. the rest? violence from the A solved to carry out in turystia. ber cane eat father no: mor far the father procerded In cold, working “Lasked tor no further raving,” hissed, Mr. de Jersey, “Mad boy, toll me, who HE abuse of condiments is al- most as widespread an evil a» the abuse of alcoholle liquors. none of a small with evident the daughter * began Clare, ic With the single exception of salt, eho could continue, a sudden} (ore condiments in general use has , Bea TrOm MR TALEOE any claims to be regarded as a food with the ashy p of his face Every subs! © of this nature, so far pree Hehe in his'eyes, stopped atm. § its relationship to the Ussues fs con- to erted In a volce DFOKeM | conned, is:to be regarded as a foreign 9 with passion, “Speak not aliyuay, to be removed from the system ous sir, to diss} with all possible despatch name, my name, by such} opi. condiments in general use are salt, : vinegar, cayenne. repevied Clare. ginger, parst &e. : Mr. de Jer-} inyme Kurlic, horse-radish, turning on tim with the glare of &] Salt, in moderation. appears to be a s universal and necessary stimujant to “Think you T have warked and striven. It stimulates the di- animated beings, for this? ‘Think you T will sit by and organs and Is a gonstituent-of see the wealth T have tolled, schemed, stric Juice Itself. Abstinence from and sinned—aye, is undoubtedly injurious to the health, while an excess 4s thought by some authorities to ba, one of the causes of cancer. Vinegar in small quantities ip a grate- rd got gold fll the pockets of a scullery-maid, an adven- “Ant | cheat success Is sump.n’ what you allus las| silence, ait, in charity to yourself, '@ other) whom, you wrong by Nipon “silence! ful and wholesome stimulant. It will often chuck the chomical fermentation, ‘of certain substances in the.stomach and prevent vegetables in thelr raw pat raw Pros sing Seat eivert ynes erted Clare, in his turn, his heaying with his indignation, ty word—not her, for such’ foul words cannot harm her more than mud can soil an -angel . With Strong Seasonings. prise. “Al Your old homo—where sight'in the world . returning her a grave smile, “Kar from here?" vertain states of the system Its use te obviously undesirable, The addition of vinegar to fatty and gelatinous food appears to render them more digestible in: the stomach, Temon julce added to rich soups and such fare as. pancakes renders them less liable to disagree with the stomach, But when vinegar ts taken by young people with the object of preventing the accumumtion of fat, it Is very in- Jurious to the digestive organs and may produce fatal wasting. Mustard and pepper in small quan- titles may be harmless enough as alds to digestion, But many persons lay thelr mustard on, if not Mterally, with a trowel, with too great Mberality, The eftest ef mustard on the skin is well enough known, and {ts probable action on the sensittve mucous mem- brane of the stomach maybe Imagined. It ts generally caten frecly with cold beef and to a leas extent with most hot meats. All condiments should be eaten wit caution, They may | afford tempora benefit at. ie pense at~ the outsld told them jot very, and put on. In avery her his arm, © thelr the the square, “Daisy,” he said, only answer, “You. trust know that 7 necessarily “Yes, Clare,” Malye ‘out patience. and brave “Twill do shes replied, breathie: in me. Can you READ ary No? WHY? Be. ( $4.9.9090Hd00006.0005. Even there he ‘was robbed of his con- that wlil please ‘me, ‘ell, you shall see it too, ‘ould not give you pain une Fling, this was my home. You NAUGHTY, NAUGHT SQUIRLEY. r~ t ( He cannot—DARE NOT—resist US. He will order. No. 2—2 iret tol fen the humble Tittle chandler's shop. which was dearer than his wealthy re , | measured tones, the son gazing with a [solation, for the necessity of concealing § io. more, simereAulatere helt! Ga error | {om Daisy his real position preventer (iare Annan Almost’ Hurating, with) passionue ne | tele! Nulous, half-bew terror) nj ring Nis miserable story-Ingy her or ur b « his set face, thetic ears, dh t hes h Struck the table with his elinehed f) bioenre: Ont he set: beside, her : ee ener asus bie slinehen tat The elder brother,” continued Mr. | 41 the parlor fireside, holding her hand Pentre I iets ml at the Mite, fet serae aa Your uncle, the young. | 9,deeP cloud on his brow and trouble at *} BS Re @ ANA Was) silent ‘for. 1 » your father, I.hunted hing down a A Fomily Quarrel. 1 stinding Uplamd resting | one winter might, left him grov found im tae serving. a ‘s AM in love," avowed: Clare once sald* the snow, elasping his brat tn his yds ang’ lussies.” he aad, more : vou defy me, | - deft him there to dio, or to Ay tn tore Wise, Clare, omy ty loves" repeated Mr You asked me, some nights! prothe NON Gta | DBR usnels a he vnerry awh ky sey, turing hia black an “Oh, lorror, horror!’ « poor brain is work REE OTRO Chita favmeand: fused, and wisely TF comply Ane mad? Am 1 dre vithem figures. Figures, fig- eo, tel , you may what blnek s ye. to think to we jong is enough to w any> arestell a FIR RENT Seep a ae SUCK a base recurnl” hissed the father ns out, Many. a Christnias There is little to ry hg, wale, AMER AV ErO SONY end “| "You know all; now go, If you are have seen.” sighing though he calmly. “A month age | discovered an | selioaye, the very house itself, Yow gull mad, think whether {, who stopped [amied. "Deary ine, some-of them sad. angehcyour amilo in like a frown, aint | Kiow nothing of your early hlators,|at notiing to. winithe wealth fer sou, | and, same of there gayi T can't expect me she is one of Heaven's angels, or /save that this house has becn your, Will stop at ansthing to avenge mynelf |t Or eetimed the. xtc: her sw face god native belle he t{ home, riches have been at your com: i) minutes’ Clave remained rising and Urrowing her arms L saw her in the streot mixing—poor, | mand since you were born, Listen how heduuowedniiintia tna fae he ola man’s nec ee aia ane ntle Daisy with the rough crowd, 1 © viehew came to you., There was ug he said in a determined Arcking Nor halle withta. Wok ae lave ook her to her humble home, found tt|unce & noble house and two brothers withstanding all. father, 1 wnt “it Nama happ for old Dan when the elder a weak, simple-minded man, ne vil Was found—born, 1 mean, fl 1 Is, spoke of my | Lie el . sim keep my word. “To-morrow L will bring Alga wae ound Porn a nea won hers tn return, and WIE Ce we Gag pevend she Aba kasi He bars tia TLD iy aA NUE ALON ark you Ie Lemight! take Daley, for a “Silence, sir!’ eried the father in al Nounger a passionate, restless, ambt-| such horror (Oe call her, and then | Sek Nou IC 1 migne Lae aay MnOW volce Ike sed thunder, “Saw] Wous being, with al mind grasping | “hah? Eat cirownilne Fer something that will Interest her, ; i é ln per in the streets! ‘Took her home! overs thing om Clare de Se, 7 ” Hee TNL APR eRtT AUT ale ae aria | Cane. noble names! tha wealtunot thal KrmiBhit nest aay Scandiy peanie | gy Nou tte teatre, eh. Clare?” ania iil “Binet i 01 7 » elder Bi | did tt seem that his father's confessio: idreamitin® “WhO! ta. Gh his gitt or|house was held by the, elder brother; Mi mourn that nis: fecherie con theslor ot, the theatre, Dan,” sald the younger ; ' The 1 don't think you can’ gues: whom you rave?" 7 by unger thirsted for them. onomaniac, but through all the teas | hor sou, CaO Ana: wale portance one weak and simple, the other pase! inge at his bewildered mind the youth |nt Pies, Clare?" she. replied ; ileal Gintes vigering sti wom looking up ite gly. “Then Ghensaties repli COIs, Wey Te Lwitt watt unut Where ts passion-white face before him with arx- FIC son ate olne fn mice, mee” fous eyes, “She is all f have said and h St h ‘o wee my old me," he rey id, with sur- me tive he ary ams wet |! Burning the Stomac Four sud homes! ae’ ea Clare! you have lived! Clare, 1’ would rather see it than " he said, anx: er glance with asked old Dan, poking the fire, and thinking he meant of the houae where he had ¢, R “Go, Dalsy. fow minutes she trinped nto the room, looking like a ttle fairy in her dainty hat and goat, and, giving Clare led street. old Dan watching them as they passed through the shop, sinomy house tn spoke bi “you love. me?” A pressure of the littlejhand was his her Into. the one Daisy, and she whispered, T am going to try You will ‘our love fe strong nything for you, Clare, ‘Then they went on until the house was The young girl Igoked up at wonder. » | this time. » | tles luoking for houses tor the summer. , | water as they look at the garden plots, and df there wert to bring his love face to face with his stern, father, and was re- s The Hunch to Get Away for ELL.” said the Cigar Store Man spring is were.” “Tt feels like a cinch,” Higher Up. (79 replied the Maw | “My lbgs feel as. though my | velns were full of sand, and J could.sell my fea@ for 4 | box of tripe and. not cheat ‘anybody. I have-a’ hunct | that spring fever has taken a strangle hold on me, an¢ T have a yin to get out In the country and‘ ‘pit ‘on the | baek plazza of a road-house and keep 4 waiter busy. “We all hanker for the woods and the fields about Go out In the country next Sunday if it ts a dry day and you will discover whole regiments of flat dwellers chasing around through country communi Their mouths any green grags to roi] in they would take W roll. Wr want to pass'up our cozy apartments in town bt fax to the home of the birds and the fresh air. “After a day in the country sleuthing, %% » Houst you get ‘back to your six rooms and bath %-eight and {{ puts you in mind of a freight car tumt tas been used for the transportation of watermelous. All the windows in the airshaft are open and the family secrets of your neighbors are, hurled at you. The street resounds witb the screams of children, and the air is of @ quality that impels you to put/up your hands aad try to push it away. “We are buried in disgust with life in the city, and many of us move. The passage of a vanioad of furnt- ture from a flat in the city to a house in the country ts an awesome proceeding." When the furniture is un- loaded it reminds you of a Japanese account of the bombardment of Port Arthur. “IT have been against this country thing, and this year, although the suburban life has its hooks in me, I am going to bite them off. Town for mine. uveralls on the furniture, curtains down, repairs to the ice box, and me for comfort. The trains and cars for the country will be crowded with people who have left town ‘to avoid crowds, and i can get a seat coming and going. Aftar the sun goes down at night I can sit at the window\in the dark, light up a smoke and tinkle glass and ice in # way that will make the passersby want to invite them- selves in, The rumble of the street cars and ‘L' tralng will lull me to slumber, I won't know a mosquito from’ a dinosaur, my water will be clean and cool in the clean bathtub. and I can pound my ear an hour later in the morning bec=use I won't have to go to the barrier wil the sun in order to catch a train.” “You've got a great game framed up for- yourself,’ exclaimed the Cigar Store Man. “You can bet your appetite I have,” responded the Man Higher Up. “I've agreed to Wold down the flat of @ man who has rented a furnished summer cottage out on Long Island and can't wriggle out of his lease. Dorothy Dix, ‘The Most Famous Woman Humorist in America, Writes for The-Evening World. The Fable of the Two Brides, who fell in love with a Young Man who was some thing of a Rounder, and in spite of all the remon strances of her Friends she persisted in marrying him. “Tt seems to us," they said to her, “that you are going out of your way to Hunt Mor Trouble, for you whl find thi Married Life has enough Tacks in’it without adding. the D,f.'s to tt “Do not distress yourself on my account,’ esitled the Sweet and Gentle Being, “for Tam sure that all he needa isa Wife's Noble Influence to lead ‘him up to the Higher Life, and tht as soon as T put.my Httle hand in his he will never Thirst for 2 High Ball again or desire to see the Ponier run.” $ Thereupon the Gentle Malden married the Rounder, and as she had framed it vp that tho way to manhge a Hus band was by kindness. when he came home with a Jaglet she met hin with a Forgiving Smile, and the next day tm stead of hurling the Harpoon she got busy applying {ov cloths to his aching brow. Unfortunately there was somes thing wrong with her system. and, although she shed so many Salt ‘Tears over the Rounder's course {t made hit oO upon a time there was a Fair and Gentle Maiden ') gcaaick, he continued to'hot foot it along the downwart way. At last, however, the Gentle Being turned her toes uj to the Daisies, and after a decent period of mourning th. Rounder began to look around him for another Patient Wife to get up in the night and open the door for hin when It secmed to him that some one had carried the Key hole inside. {t chanced that his Number Two Choice fell upon a Largy and Athletic Iemate, who had ho Call to Reform Drupkards but who possessed a Medal for Boxing that she had wot at College. Porce!ving that like her’ Predecessor she wai qualifying for the Role of Martyred Wife, her Friends fel it thelr sacred duty to tear off a few Gloomy Prophecies, “He will breax your heart," they sald aa they doped oy the sobby pa “if he doe unti? after I replied the Athletic Bride, “It will not & ‘e broken his Head, so we shall quit abou e Whoreupon the Wedding wan Solemnized; arid, as before, ra many moons had waned the Rounder again wearied @ domesticity and bexan hitting the*Pike once more, but whet he returned home at 3 A. M., instead of mecting him witt a Bid Sweet Smile, as Wife No 1 had done, Wife No. 2 me him with 1 Rolling Pin, and it was several days bofore Ww able to appear In Publi ho Gentle Being had folt that It was a Wife's sacred duty to believe all the Fairy Tales that her hushand told her, bu Number 2 gut ajine on his performance and had such a way of unexpectedly appearing, when he sat up with a Blob Friend or opened bottles for Chorus Girls that he dared not leave Home for tear 6f Showing that he wore her Collar, — , Now, ax Jong ax the Rounder only. had to ‘face @ few ( Sentlo Reproaches when he Sidestepped, tt cut no ico with his Mabtts, but when he found out that every time he fa! to Walk, Straight he was in for jt rough house he peroel that It Was tip fo him to Reform, find from having been"al awful Warntug he became a Shining Example. Wiiy this change?” axked his Priends. “replied. the Feuer: “I owe Everything to # ‘ ~ N ra ( wh 7