The evening world. Newspaper, March 18, 1904, Page 14

some THE wt EVENING » WORLD'S HOME .# MAGAZINE. 99OOOF8OOO940F POOLE oo OO® OOEOML GE YOOOOOL % |” the aster |? The Great and Only Mr. Peewee. Published by che Press Publishing Company, No, © to @) THE MOST IMPORTANT LITTLE MAN ON EARTH. Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Omce | “ Bonnet. CA Ee A OIE hy Cea eh EE EC | Lesign Copyrighted, 1903, by The Evening World. i) i ieee Gi ; j SALA Ce Sube uosasessaxtste HAAS) BY 4 Mr. Peewee Gives Miss Tootsie Sixfoot a Lesson in Hairdressing. acid h ING Smitt [Guncamse! yg CoinPURE, TOOTSIL pee = Keer ESICANGRULS) I Tat E e20 ko The Evening World First. |Nixola Gr-eley-Smith | Soa" Cbanosn megar- Acne Ano An Impediment ‘ seit rab. a jee aee ABT CARER, 1 ; | : Nut aber of colunins of advertising in The In but Little more | 4 Be oe Sits raaTE! to Matrimony? ve . CONSIDERABLE SKILL IS REQuiReO) TO THE than a fortnight th day of the great a tual clothes parace Evening World for 12 months, ending February 29, 1904...............--12,516}4 Number of columns of advertising in The Easter Sunday. will Evening World for 12 months, eadiag Ha) Peake it a February 28, 1903.. » 8.257% | |i elie. ater, hove Faster hovers in the air, encroach- Ing upon the gray dulness of the peni- INCREASE........ 4,261% —— tential season. This record of growth was not equalled by any b se ih eats newspaper, morning or evening. in tho United States. jous spirit’ hinting | a of high-awung cen-| 2 ners and a Mly- A HOSPITAL CALL FOR FIRST AID. freighted atmesphera| 4 . tbut a more modern emanation of Rooseveit Hospital is one of three great hospitals— anaaribbonarandemililne St. Luke's and the Presbyterjan are the cthers—receiv- | ers wit wren ie Ryo Mail <i) ing no aid from the city, It is a private hospital thrown | o¢ tne iascer bonne: wide for the public use. At the present hour it faces a|. Easter Is the woman's festival, the sae. : 5 5 one celebration of the year which Is monetary crisis which has compelled it to abridge ItS|partioulnrly hers, and it is natural that yi rt ipping twenty-[!tshould have become a yearly carnival service and ‘9 close one ward, thereby stripping t Y= | Rea BeUbsi nh @: sore eee ancl we eight out of its 205 public beds. symbol, and woe be to that man whowe An addition of $400,000 to the hospital's endow- rl And! daughters) are suckieawpees 4 - ' with the commemoratly ¥s ment fund will reopen the closed ward. It is the usual] "tye desire for Edater finery Is not, as thing to regara such a statement as this as.an appeal to some inee ae oy to eae Fala a i esas ae clally stimulated craving the very rich men and women of the city. The circuM-} with which to rival and outshine one's 7 ATE LiTTLINGDOTE (= + i a tn whi ste It ts part of th at ye HERE -AND A stances make the Roosevelt instance one in which a sisters sare af lakrar, coe oe g j IDIOTORIAL PAGE oF THEE ENING FuDG, The Pee ERINO- Y w Ps PRESTO! Oo f > SEE," said the Cigar Store Man, “that an eas “] side man refuses to marry a woman becaust he found that she had a glass eye.” | “If he thinks that a property lamp fs a | drawback he has’s license to refuse to marry her,” re= plied the Man Higher Up, “but the fact that a woman has | ore of her peepers kept in place with putty doesn’t han- ‘ | dicap her entirely in the race for the favor of men. Not | long ago in this town they accused a man of murder oJ | © Woman with a banjo eye. 3 | “When it ccmes to picking them out for matrimonial 4 ; Purposes men will stand for a glass eye or a tin ear or | a visage that ‘loons as ff it had been modelled out of putty by an apprentice to a plumber. The woman with. the beautiful face don't elways cop the matrimonially inclined man. ‘ x “This love thing is strange anyhow. I know a mag with a face and figure like a matinee idol who could have married any one of a dozen beautiful pieces of work, but when it came to choosing an only only he drew down @ battleaxe that scared horses when she went on the street without a veil and had a voice like a fife and drum corps. You wouldn't think anybody would steal her if she was dressed in thousand-dollar bills. Within a year efter they were married if she didn’t fly ithe coop with a bow- legged man in the delicatessen business who had a front * on his head that you had to ghess twice at to tell from * the back! “If all women were beautiful, and all men were hand- some like you and me, this world would be a tame, un- FIND WAR NO BUN whole public, regardless of differences in weaith, MAY| Nature herself can be accused, of une A a ily, Ala ciati f an ever-active|due attention to dress, your wife can display, happily, its appreciation of an uve find as many reasons for her proposed deneficence. Easter draft on your exchequer as there Forty milifon ‘00 Waist women have de. Lo and ~~ interesting proposition, Any woman can b body's i 22) vers to calls last year the Roosevelt |are new leaves budding on the bare Cldedthatthesum- ! . y n be somebody's In its 5,822 \answers toc ails : ty t eo a e| beewe tivestor Clawaes or grass: blades Fudge Circulation, mer waist willbe ! darling, no matter if she has a map like an order of oys- ambulance service was no respecter. of inuividual sta- gotiing ready to push their way through Soa MORE PEEK: 4. | B00 than ever! We do not ape prove of this, but Itmeans? Just ‘Stop to THINK ! It means that 40,000,090 ‘200. ! 200,000 yards of PINK RIBBON to peop “Cts 200-1 SHAMELESS LATTICE work of 40,000 9 uous the ters on the half shell, provided she knows the right method of slinging the con. If she can make the man « she wants to marry think that he is It he will forget that she ever had a face. And a man with a collection of pied teatures can win any female he goes after if he keeps passing out the hot air and treating ner as though ig Showing that Figures S; vas nt in response for suffering poor|the untovely winter sod. Tt {4 the sea- ‘es Sometime: tion. It was as prompt I respOlee 8 P son when every sentient thing takes You, as for unfortunate rich. unto ftself new raiment, and the woman spital its a private rooms for}who ala mot want to do ikewlse would We ie Heel usa HEE BE Priva - PS be lacking in an Instinct common to the which patients pay, but there are beds just as COM-| universe fottable as any others for which there is nothing to pay.} Perhaps that ittie girl who after hay Foo! {Copyrat, 1904, by the Planet Pub. Cp.) ; : +, [ing aaved and planned for a year for We 000,000 waists! 1 he thought that if she hed lived in other days they Of last year's patients—3,955 in ue wares seh Miner Easter faery and promptly swal- the extraveramitiné of the INMORALITY—but think of | couldn't have barred her from royalty with a clu } cy depa 2,815 in the out-patient |iowed carbotic actd last week when it ; a ‘ 9 the emergency department and 6. : i Pp teia buraad siniand eligi fereti al ooanecel| on i here is where WE come int i ‘i Would you marry a womun with a glass eye?” asked « Jepartment—81 per cent. were treated free. Me aetan i ca tha matineeaa ne cea: }') } j ost EVErY one of the 40,000,000 Peck-a-booers { the Cigar Store Man. This institution scatters its blessings broadly. It!geratea form. But the spirit which led A! make a loose cover of our EVENING FUDGE and the RED | “I couldn't say,” answered the Man Higher Up, “but to her purchase of clothes and to her SMUDGE will economically take the place of the immora} | Pink Ribbon and thus increase OUR 4 c Brerybody will then read the Evening Fodgeye oe on { i Get our “CORSET COVER EXTRA,” with {| allowance of Red Smudge just to bli ae oe A ——$—{ if a woman with @ glass eye made a cast for ine and looked like she meant {t I woud throw ap both hands and either pop the question or push myself off the mid: dle span of the Brooklyn Bridg, sarns a public support quite as broad. The rich GN ecaling ations wran Tarceneide the less rich alike should be proud and prompt to do|stroyed before the great Easter festival ] y i ra spital’s clothes th th and | 2 KES their much and their little to meet Roosevelt Hospital's ee den aid eee 3 present crisis. It is not enough to resolve to do SoMe-}to the wintry sky are one and the ; + r j i » df femink point of thing next Hospital Sunday. That will not be til) ei it na cinasifed as part of the |‘ December. The need is NOW. spirit of the Hexter bonnet. MOY MMBORSED BY PHYSICIANS + . i cn " i0 | eek A tree would not care to blossom = Since The Evening World called attention last week | (ree MoM mo nae” qaunting to the $26,000 shortage which was crippling the New|sptendor of ita parti-colored autumn 4 ‘ if s . .|leaves, no matter what their atate York Eye and Ear Infirmary, there has been a sub. Gpaserva lok MIOINGD AAS CORRTOSITGEENT ladies! Paper Bags and Prosperity, “The paper bag, the ind Yne grocers use, you know, the best barometer for registering the rise and fall of gen- eral prosperity,” snid the city salesman the other morn- ing. “I have been selling Paper bags for twenty-six years? and I can refer’ to my old order books and tell you just about how much money there was in general circulation To’day’s $5 Prise ‘Evening Fudge’’ Idiotorial was written by Arthur Raphael, 50 East 88th St., New York. SEE dS OO eT CE ial di y of public interest, and the continuation | tare they could be preserved; nor would | ‘ et ae t ibe Infirmary is practically assured.|!¢ want the same leaves H wore last PRIZE PEEWEE HEADLINES for to-day, $1 paid for each: No. 1-DR. BARTHOLD A. BAER, No. 331% | about the city. BURPUIL SEE VICE: Bt WE : Racsavall Hoseltal BUll secteseeceete eee eats Washington avenue, Scranton, Pa; No. 2-JOHN NEAFIE, No. 68 West Kighty-eighth street, New York? | “in twenty-six years T have closely watched the salen PII ERE SU ao ca AO ea aD ate City: No. 3-CHARLES WAIBER, No, 418 East Sixteenth street, New York City. | aa aa a CEASE callie nae vapert baal $400,000, or even half a million, is a small Sum tol irs. not change from senson to three or four years afterward one pound and two pound * divide among all the men and women concerned, season, and nobody would know the sizes were the most used. I now sell ten times as many mab tich ¥ y igure in an |4ifterence. cight-pound bags as I did even six or seven years ago. That ward which is now closed should figure in a Nevertheless, the presiding dryads—tt "You see, it stands to reason that when people have early spring opening. was porhnps for this reason that the Uttle money they will buy thelr groceries {n emall hol a . amounts, When there {s plenty of money people buy more — Greeks crodited trees with having a ‘The Bronx woman in black who hired a atreet band tolfeminine presiding delty—insist upon an ab: ai tine. Of!lcoursejuwhen! thelilarges’ bags’ atereclarity means that I won't scl! so many of them, for people don't Is torture her enemy did not belleve that ‘Thne brings in hisfannual new outfit, And the man has through them {s that of St, John the Baptist’s Church in Bristol. The church ts situated right over the ancient gate-> way Into the city on the Avon, and the towering spire, standing high above the neighboring houses and streets, is a remarkable sight as one surveys it from the street below. revenges.’ She preferred taking chances on ragtime. yet to rise up and complain of their trot to the: groceries 5 often,” —___—_——- frivolity, | Henry IV. of France, tmmortalized, | ‘ \ | MR, SCHWAB’S PREFERENCES. or, rather, eplgrammatized himself by A Ns 5 THIS 15 A MICE > Street Through a Church. “ Mr. Schwab is credited with having expressed @ pref- | wishing every Frenchman in his realm | 2 , WAY TO TREAT One of the best known instances of churches with streets erence for Paris over New York. He has a right to hisya tow! for dinner. = a = A MOTHER-IN-LAW, vas conld rather be} Why does not some magnanimous man preferences. However, if he did say he wou Hea arcane Weahalng STROOERU CHO ‘a concierge in Paris than a milllonaire here his tact WII) 1... of fame by wishing every woman be questioned, in New York an Easter bonnet—and | val’ 4 leave to a million other mere workaday Much of Mr. Schwab's time is ssyoted te yey a eee a anieeeree cating tte foolish statements ascribed to him. Probably the denials iahyeoaly are not always baseless, but the gentleman is known to have said so many foolish things that, notwithstanding denials, the public is left In frequent doubt. SOME OF THE The promoter ot the Shipbuilding Trust perhaps is not BEST JOKES to be blamed for esteeming the “repose of Paris.” He ts coming back to a country where conditions do not favor OF THE DAY. repose for him. There is a feeling on this side, not wholly concealed, that he has been guilty of crime. COMPENSATION. Whether or not the courts act upon this view, people DStarrineeintecic ters’ daniaiunemmer’ will cling to it and remark austerely. Mr. Schwab WIN] ancnoty person not rest well in the land that feathered his nest. It 8] “Well.” answered Miss Cayenne, “it the habitat of disgruntled folk who furnished the| seems to be a pretty even game at that, Queerest Motor Race, The most curious motor race ever organiied was held in Paris. The competitors were taken to the top of the Eiffel tower, and a distant church spire was pointed out to them. Then they had to descend, get aboard thelr machines and find their way through the maze of streets to the church, Needle-and-Thread Tree. ‘THe Mexican Maguey tree furnishes a needle and thread all teady for use. At the tip of each dark green leaf is @ ender thorn needle that must be carefully drawn from: it¢ ¢ © sheath, At the same time it slowly unwinds the thread, strong, smooth fibro attached to the needle, and capable of being drawn out to a great length, T never saw a married man who thought 's U sted R and Mother-in-Law'’s Welcome: Pa feathers. he had drawn a blanc who didn’t belleve Jack's Unexrecte ec ure ood. * 6 6 > % o. Four Child Had Mr. Schwab Mved in the French capital andy jis heart that the partner of his joys| SOPPESSEOSHOOTOC SS ox dOO0SO00 e OSD OE$4999000OG00H009S9H9HH0G 8009 OO 00001 Ld ren in a Year. Mrs. Hannah Jones, of Conwl Elfed, Wales, treated the residents there as he treated those of his|and sorrows had secured the capital wl Elfed, jes, has sires OSE € OOO Ste - RIGS AND ANSWBGRS. 8 irri iin in tes fino tnd One Bae aAicay ade a own home, it is a safe conjecture that he would have | Pte” ee Goce WwW WwW LEB | a | BRS, QU & acquired even the degree of repose attained by Mme, a Mever Knocked Out. Champion of; good to know that there re still a few) On a warm summer day, when files) noble and spirited creatures trying to| 1903, All four babies doing well. ih Humbert, who also was a promoter. “And what are you giving up this the World, left within whom a spark of humanity] ‘nd cther insects are troublesome alike] fight aguinst fate with its poor stump € Lent?” asked Miss Westende, s The way is clear beforo Mr. Schwab. He may easily) “641 the usual thing,’ replied the| 72 the Editor of The Evening World of « eve 04 f get rid of his millions by biting at some such balt as It} nroudway belle, “to attain the greatest] 28 Champion Jeffries ever knocked 0! . out? If so, by whom? Is he champion) fs his wont to offer. In all likelihood @ position as| amount of devotion vy the tine of loaat | Gr ngs world, or only of the ce flutters and who do not bow down to] to man and beast, one has only tol of a tall to have every feeling of hu- watch for a few moments one of these! ranity within one aroused. q AN AMERICAN WOMAN. A Stenographer's Pla! Puzzle of the Jewel Cross. .. “ Judicial Hari-Kari in Japan, es 2. C. P. of Evening World: concierge would not be beyond his reach. Humble as States? B.C. P. To the Baltor of The B ‘i his duties would be, better a doorkeeper than restrained CONGRATULATION. Presidential Querien. Taman American girl of good paren! d have had three within the door. “Dere'a one t'ing T-can congratulate | TO the Multor of The Evening World: Ce Ca a bide meseit on," nald Meandering Mlle Can any man be elected three term GL EL pope Health Board, experiments show that the despised copper] “What's dat?” inquired Plodding Pete. | %* Breslin ok thal vale Bintan tae have never had a salnry of more than cent will, in a few hours, kill the bacteria that thrive on a] “By never earning any money in de| Cleveland’ been elected two or three $4 or $ a week, although in every In- $10 bill, “It ts feared that perverse man will nevertheless | fust place I avoids havin’ any cause to| tts As’ President? ONT stance have asked for more—$7 or $3— vonsider the balance worth the risk reproach meself fur spendin’ it foolish.”"| ‘There t# no legal Hmit to the number 4 to take the low salary, Sea ee eWashlngtoniBtar Jot terms. Cleveland has been elected nadie! saa Meion tan apne iana ; twice to the Presidency ‘as half a long ts bette: , and TWENTIETH CENTURY REMORSE IN ONE WAY, ARCs ALO when unable to attend to work, part of my salary was taken off each day I was out. How can a girl live on $4 a weok and clothe herself? She can only live from hand to mouth, and clothes are out of the question, What girl wants to work hard all the week and then on Saturday night have no recre- ation after her week of toll? With n por sition at $8 a week, a girl could live very comfortably. Girls haying fathers and mothers, sisters and brothers, often get pofitions at $10 and $12 a woek, and only a year's experience at that! In these days of New Jersey trusts and Dakota di-| inquisitive Citlzen—Do you think ex-| To the Editor of The Evening World vorces it has become the fashion to regard conscience as| plosiona such as those of the dynamite | What ts the population of London? ' al hypo- | @™mong the ruins ever cause rain? 3. TAYLOR, | So a and remorse as a species of moral hypo-| “th Fassig—There 4s no doubt that| The Population of London tx about enough of them of sufMficlent viclence | #8654. ‘The population of Greater It must prove a shock to such theorles to read the| would cause @ relgn of terror among | London (metropolitan and city police tase of Sailor Frank H. Burness, He was tried for the| the people in the vieinity and would | Ustricts) te 6.581.372. murder of hia captain, was found’guilty and was duly | ke them hall with delight the end of| Growth Often Contin: Mpninict'to' death: Hi tel ‘ z, | the Job.—Haltimore American. To the Editér: 5 condemn to death. is counsel quickly took an appesl, A says people grow till they reach So far the matter did not transcend the common- LOSS OF SYMPATHY. tho age of twenty-one years, Db says place. But it leaped suddenly into the unique when] “A man kind o' loses my sympathy," | 8FOWth only continues until one is sev- Burness wrove to Gov. Odell declaring himself guilty |**t!d Uncle Dben, “when he puts tn his | enteen years of age. Which Is right? te 21, Vhy his? Win not some kind reader Os arp time abusin' de trusts, ‘stead o' read- JON B ee 7 Cc. M. B. of the crime, worthy of death, and praying the Gov-| i. Ye ihelp wanted’ columan Washing, | Eatimated Population, 1,487,000,000 help solve ts nae se Mtese | A number of diamonds were given to a Jeweller to be seh “enor to ise his influence to have a new trial refused, | ton star, > tho Editor, of The Evening World pither Gtnakeny in a cross. In order that no jewel could be missing, the cus Ine i(ie TIDES adhe Verne Wenah tomer arranged them In such a way that”he always counts Pfease publish in your earliest issue vend to have his execution fixed for the earliest possible WANTED THE CURE. tho population of the world in 1904, ; ten stones, starting from the bottom and counting along: the ? ‘ Which is the proper way to spell the freee Mrs, Housekeep—Back again? Aren't ; 1 title, of the ruler of Russia, “Caar’| right and left arm of the cross, But the Jeweller fourd’ a 9 Burness has been pronounced perfectly eane.|youthe man I gave a ple to this morn- ‘The Armatrong Bill. re or “Tsar?” poate BE. H. | way he could keep two of the stones witnoyt being detected, 6 we are driven to the conclusion that, after all, | ing? To the Editor of The Evening World: 634 Miles, ards. 1 |The customer couldcount ten stones, as before, without dip- a be’ ® painful actuality, and that| Hvunsry Hawkins—Teo'm, I came back} I read of the bill presented by Sen- ‘The hari-kart of old Japan. was.guicide doubly sure, As the disgraced soldier. |, ine’ matiar of Thé Rvening World: covering the Ions of the two, Seo if you can figureout: ftw! ter seo:tf yer wouldn't gimme gome| ator Armstrong regarding the dogking|‘PTUst his dirk tnto hie body ove of bis kinsmen strick off his head with a Sitiea! oat tinge Gyevenga cablets.—Piladalphis Lodger, of horses’ tailay It does one's heart | Wot. New Japa dogs not go tn'much for harfkarty 4 belt seach Hea ede TOE pfourshour | yourself how Jf was done, 4 fig tA, wt