The evening world. Newspaper, February 12, 1904, Page 14

eel i _ es ‘core gp THE wt EVENING WORLD'S »# HOME w MAGAZINE » 0 944299-.94019OO8OO4 129% &9O04- Ihe Great an nly Mr. P The Most Importanmt Little Man on Earth, bo NOLUME aa.sscsy sanissmsaNO. 16,018. |b Bengal Conmelpriies Visca) BUN Tae penton Wate Mr. Peewee Protests Against Secretary Hay’s Butting Into the Eastern Situation. 00004 Publishea by the Press Publishing Company, No. & to % ' Park Row, New York. t{ntered at the Post-Office be at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter, EB; The Evening World First. Roosevelt's Sad Failure j pe to Butt In. BY WHOSE AUTHORITY- cl ad | SEE,” sald the Cigar Store Man, “that the | Number of columns of advertising in The . = SSS ee Evening World for 12 months, ending ; 4 How DAe SOU As ne recta Hits Peewee! Bae is tosis... 12ESTA) G SHoVe VOvR RPBUNG INGER BC Ap) SON GOIANENG oc United States has declared neutrality in the Number of columns of advertising in The § INTO. THIS. RUSSO- JAPANESE. imerociiol } i raed ethers Se iwc Risalsanaitieeee » Evening World for 12 months, ending 7.856% 2 SARE You bose Unter Into TYPE-WRITING \ et “It was a sad blow,” answered the Man. January 91, 1903........- ALL OVER THE = ; Higher Up, “but there was no Way we could butt in. Map OF EUROPE President Roosevelt lay awake nights trying to frame =) ry INCRBASE........ 4,374% LOOKING . out some way in which he could get busy, but he had to { A let the Japs and the Offskie fight it out among them- This record of growth was not equalled by any selves. It must be an awful smear to the President{a newspaper, morning or evening. in the United States. war going on with all kinds of blood and action in it and 3 Oo a se a TE so meny Rough Riders at large and dead willing to mix % SS in, But there's a chance that we may be able to take a % ; PARTY, OR PLAIN GRAFT ? stack yet. There are strong hopes in high official circles ) | = The suggestion that the Mayor may yeto the dummy / NN that circumstances may compel the United States to fe Westchester franchise is ridiculed by the Tammany ) emit an ultimatum or something before the next na- i Aldermen on the ground that the job has begn “made uf ies tenet ; indortheg i i per certains “ F ere’s a lot of sympathy for the Jap in this coun- ; party me sn and that “the Mayor fs a good try, especially in New York. We know the Japs hero ‘ q f organization man for small men, light on their feet and handy with any- " {When was the denial of justice to the people of tho, thing around the house from a chafing dish to a carpet Bronx and-of the suburbs made a party measure, who rite We never hear anything from Russia unless fs ‘ there is a massacre or the Czar gets assassinated or tmade it so, and what party principles are involved in Ls eee e f fae party principle cy bunch of Nihilists are started on a pedestrian tour to > a Siberia. _ © We can understand how ft might he made an organ- “Did you ever see a Russian on the stage that wasn't “faation measure if the organization existed for the a villain? That's where wg get our impressions of life ba re EM “purpose of enabling a boss to “work for his pocket all in foreign lands—trom the stage, combined with what w ~~ “the time.” That would have been natural enough In the on. ars days of Croker, But even then it would have heen an} ; carrying a knout in one hand, a knife in the other, and abuse of language to mix up the name of “party” with Buch a sordid commercial transaction. read. ‘The general United States impression of the Rus- sian makes him a large person with a matted beard, =i But Croker is net in power ndw. He has ben sue- _ beeded by a man whose professed purpose is to make “Tammany clean. It is surely not to he belleved that! | harles F. Murphy, who wishes to be talked of in na- ‘tional politics along with Grover Cleveland, would en- ptangle himselt and his partyin a piece of sordid job- lary, | Besides, it happens that Mayor McClellan has am- ‘Ditions of nis own. Axide from the minor question of the disposition of seyern! thousand votes in the Bronx, {which would be enough to decide a close election, he may consider his reputation worth more than such a “Commodity is commonly rated at in the Aldermanic howling for a meal of human flesh. Most of our Japan- ese impresssions are taken from pictures on fans. “A majority of the people you talk to say that they hope the Japs will win. If the Japs win {t means that they will control China. As it is now we cah keep the Chinese , from overrunning this country and pulling the props out es : ; % | from under living wages for unskilled labor, but with the Kg BUReenE BLOOM INK} BAW VOvE., — Japs all-powerful in the Far East and backing China up ees nenur Hup!ly——— j pvovE— there is a chance that the Chinese question will some Ss sted day make this country sit up and take notice. Blood is thicker than water, and if it ever comes to a showdown you'll find the yellow people against the white, and if the ‘browns and the blacks mix in they will run to,the yel- low, too, It is up to the Russians to keep the yellow peo- ple down, and if they can’t do It all the peace conter- ences that can be called in the future can't stall off trouble. . \ “We are too far away to be ever bothered by any of aaa i i 4 . 5 f ‘ ZZ those Chink nations,” asserted the Cigar Store Man, WN « i “We used to be,” corrected the Man Higher Up, “but Soleciam Now -In the Russinn navy just now it would A he : * ; EXP! and jase a B partes tna Friis eae te : Y** not be considered good form to repeat Farragut’s classic U IN TIONAL. as close to China and Japan.as the Philippine Isl- MR ects cies bain; (is forpedseer go ahead it's class _& YOU INTERNATION: the Mind of the Boe, s man called ands are. Don’t overlook the fact that the American flag BUTTER =! nu!! You!!!_1} American WASHINGTON won her ta-4 THEN CAMB THE, G FUDG as THE EVENING BVERING Fe purpose of tis Balter to dtocens the «' TORPEDOES AGAIN IN FASHION. = A few years ago the contempt for torpedoes that pre- Jq nailed up’6n the Philippine Islands.” Pistols and Tea for Three. fit of melancholia brought on by her | husband's neglect. p There are some women whose minds ¢ Phe result was that in the great naval war game at Portsmouth our fleets were almost wiped out by’ the Valled in our naval service reached such a pitch that We not only stopped building torpeglo boats, hut we de- COLES - of these three occurrences. The By Nixola Greeley-Smith. g ‘WHY DOBS PRESIDENT Bigned our great ‘battle-ships and cruisers without tor- question we ‘s RVENING FUDGE?! T was reported yesterday. th Pedo twhes. It may be admitted that such tubes above | ROOSBVELT NOT REA re eat high office mainly 09 H Crown. Princess Elizabeth settle . “Water arc more dangerous to the ships that carry them| ¢ 3 > = Leal 1G FUDGE, ee tria, who two months ago shot and ethan to the enemy, but we left out the submerged tubes| + ¢ ) Oe Sh La national campaign this paper gave to the ceria wounded SHIRE nSUreet ot : i ‘salt whom she believ 280 na iv vel. pearins one Vase matt protection me ACQUAINTED WiiT# A CHINAMAN WHD Democratic party its undivided support, with the Imatotel\ Nad [ao ailtted enisiaetentivgrs | Ahose of ever: er vy e world possessed. | L Hy} THAT THE REPUBLICAN PAST ps, IVES ON im pee later paper to dictate the policy of this ; country. move only in melodramas, who wi ‘ ‘forces of Germany, purely through our deficiency in ‘Will you explain, Mr. Reoeeveat? ay Gone sealipell) anlaveapethie nis tie \gBrpedoes, and when we finally scratched out a vietory} >|, . WY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AWAIT melodramatic actions of the young prin- e owed it eutirely to our submarines. That was the ; ANSWER. sean) especially in regard to the: woman, way the naval experts who umpired the game looked _fivon torpedoes. * Our authorities recently thought some more, and as ® result of their meditation the submerged torpedo «fiibes were ordered back into the new battle-ships. We shall probably build no more vessels without them “until the news from Port Arthur is forgotten. ————_., SUCH A DEEPNESS F 7 oF THOUGHT who she thought haa supplanted her in‘ her husband's affections, When a woman possessing this high tragedy temperament encounters any of the difficulties of life which arise from marrying a man who prefers the tri- angular to the straight course over the sea of matrimony, she {s apt to belleve that there are just two forms of re- dress open to her, and unfortunately they both Involve a Ureach of the commandment to do no murder. rs Sho will shoot herself—good, beautiful, sublime, No—on second thoughts she will shoot the other woman. it does not seem to occur to her that, if she has to kil somebody, the very superior claims of the man in the case %. GIRLS AT THE BLOCK. \¢ Ordinary conception concerning the person who cuts! © “meat in a steak emporium sets forth the figure of a The “Fudge’s” Copyrot Editorial Gook, ABRAMS, 822 Amsterdam avenue, * PRIZE PEEWEE HEADLINES for i ,Man, This man Is apt to be large, to be in shirtsleev O-day, $1 paid for each. No. I-- There's Tommyrot and sillyrot and ballyrot besides, New York City. No. 3--ANNA C.3 o have tried both {to have the siceves rolled up, displaying an arm mus-) JOSEPH WHITE, care of A. R. And simple rot—that’s worst of all the lot— DONOVAN. 121 Pine street, Eliza- Ha Ge first_ mentioned balms to 4c Duteahe nosis eular and not pretty, Furthermore, the man has an) ¢Naething,463 Broome street, New . But the EVENING FUDGE all other rots from rottenness elides BatRoUN. J . fei ean excenuonay centerpr ng, pane oman, Y t even " s EDITOR 30] copy: oJ. se em to ha jorne a articular ma apron, by courtesy white, but spattered and besprinkled | 2 York ity. No, 2--M S AMELIA With its EDITORIAL GOOK that ‘opyrot, : 2 against Prince Windisch-Graetz, the person really respon- y im with dabs cf red, He hacks and chops the ecarease, | sible for her’ unhappiness and the only one against: whom 4 1 e severs ad of a s the : EE she had any real grounds for shooting. 3 ) Mambkin. There is no sentiment about him. He ts a) eye tren Me Tee ene Ro ENING BUDGE Is MINS WL Sige UeRe Melonos fon scum aucthes in your Samn= i Nave the pleasure of fending, your Fudge editorials evers'p | Por thoush here te no, doubt that the Iitite actress Spjnin, matter-of-fact individual. He kvows much. He] Qatready gasping. JOUN G. SANE, Hitign cs ‘bloting the public?" right, and they certainly do the original Juntice. Keep th ® |#liould have respected the Princess Elizabeth's prior clam “ean tell just how much fat and bone he can work off 5 No, 2M West Ninety-sccond strect, 8) CARROLL, BENNETT, good work up! A. J. GALLAGHER, PEE CHAR EB OME | OX UR ES Aiections:) her treachery: was to a woman she did not know—who was merely a name, 6 ’ a breath, a vaguo, Intangible reality of a great world shi hnd never penetrated. , : The man for whom the Princess had renounced a throne, on the contrary, wus bound to her by every tle of love and gratitude that cond unite a man and woman, And yet, according to the strange logic of feminine jus- tice, It was the poor little frresponsible actress, and the poor Uttle foollsh Princess who had to suffer. When Alexander Dumas, jr., wrote his novel, “La Femme de Claude," and propounded as the soiution of a matri- montal problem Involving an erring wife the celebrated “The-la!"—"KIll her!"—France gasped, but accepted * the verdict as n just one. Now, of course, Dumas being a sensible person with a reaulting weakness for law-abiding ‘methods, did not really believe in the murder he preached. But he wanted to make f@ sensution, and he did it. Yet suppose some woman should present the corollary of his problem nnd suggest that similar justice be meted out to an offending man, Wouldn't Rome--and particularly the Roman matrons— whom {t would supposedly benefit—howl? Perish the thought! i No, 102 West’ Ninety-second street. 3 No, 138 West Ninety-third street. mn a customer. Sausage to him is no mystery. The place of the butcher would seem to be secure, a Apt ho thinks it isn't, and, with knife and cleaver, is} > TO=-day’s $5 Prize ‘Evening Fudge” ‘Editorial was written by N..M. Bell, 47 Nassau Street, Brooklyn. Aen cecesTine {0 defend : To-Morrow’s Prize Editorial “Why Is Your Baby Born Bald?” against invasion, He hears the! @ » “Warning swish of skirts. Seme proprietors have dis-! overed that a girl can cut meat. The work is not heavy. | | Probably the gallantry of the porter would place the! side of beef where the fair carver could get at it, and) that she would go about the work with artistic touch is not to be doutted. Also, if she gdt spots on her apron, she would change the apron yu. However, the masculine wielders of the steel are tao e@asily scare The girls who would take kindly even to the lighter, sweeter side of the butchery business are Meomparatively few. Romances of the “Personal” Column—tThe Widow and Her Possessions. (THAT JusT FITS ME = THERE ARE MY RE YOUR POSSESSIONS) (ALL PERSONAL, PERSONAL Possessions Al a ESTATE OR PERSONAL Y) Sens PERSONAL~A wig Sessions will ma honest man, Ave, K. low with pos. Fry @ poor but WEEDS, i664 HAS THE GOVERNOR QUIT? Is Gov. Odell weakening in his desire to give home tule to New York? His remarks at the dinner of the| “Pwenty-seventh Assembly District Republican Cheb are fequieting, Their whole purpose seems to be to dis- redit the idea of local self-government, The Governor | tale up esch issue in turn and attempts to show that! fa that direction ovr rural rulers are giving us as good | * treeticent us we have any right to expect | On the excise uuestion, indecd, Mr, Odell admits that | e work of best of all poszible Legislatures has | “Rough-House’’ Courtship. Among the Ona Indians of Tlerra del Fuego courtshipis not precisely a tender affair. When the girl is from a friendly’ group the gallant presents her with his hunting: bow. If the girl returns it by ier own hang (t is a sign of acceptance, but if by the hand of a messenger it 1s @ re- fusal, ‘But refusals are not common. The persevering brave watches for an opportunity which brings him alone with the object of his affections. He then commands her to follow him, with all speed through the bush to his own camp. ‘The girls are prone to yield prompt obedience, for a disap~ pointed suitor may emphasize his dispieanure by an arrow directed Ughtly at the thigh or at hec calves—the especial vanity of an Ona belle. A “Pen” Exhibit. Mexico will send to the World’s Fair a model of the penitentiary of the Federal district of that republic, full ® set of photographs and interesting data concerning his- ie BOCOOOEGEEEELONTELOSOSEDIDENLOTTTESITINTIIOLIITIIINIEIIEEDDIET TENE SOE DNIND £0008000909909H00S99E0 0900000909. , gle We pe onset daatankdn ae opera ad DODD 9O9-0099S-999-9509090000090OH0-0000O o@ #t something to be desired, but what that something he carefully reirains from saying. He wants “legis- Btion in the interest of morality, in the interest of god zovernment and in the interest of the city of New ork.” (Applause and cheers.) . ® Atte rather dieappointing, but then it {s something] f be relieved. of the upprehension that the Governor Ould demand legislation in the interest of immorality P9LGD-9-2-9-9-90-995-00OG--9> hy 4 7