The evening world. Newspaper, February 11, 1904, Page 14

Seana ASaRARREREERIA SERIA Labirattae sauamteheae rmoremme’ we THE EVENING » WORLD'S .»# HOME # MAGAZINE @& BODO O04 OLOODEPUDDCV9O 29964098 00000080O0OH and Only Mr. Peewee. The Most Important Little Man on Earth, PODDLS $OE609099 0660000000000 0094 Publiched bz the Press Publishing Company, No. 53 to %9| Wark Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. OLUME 44........ NO. 16,514. Lesign Copyrighted, 1903, by The Ebening World. ‘oer Sere Doping Up The Evening World First. Mr. Pewee Expatiates on Russo-Japanese War Nomenclature. the Russo-Jap Number of columns of advertising in The E ¥ = has Situation. Evening World for 12 months, ending Peewee. ( WARI-FUDGE! THEWAR IS > oF 5 omy : An 1. ! : WL, well!” said the Cigar Store Man, “Ine January 31, 1904.......5... 12,231% Sinai 00 vou tunic] A MERE BAGATELLE. commanes HASAM PHOS oucul) $ “Ws ih ee ee ses i ~ = > 4 Ww. Veins ' 1B Tad i ‘i Number of callin of advertising ia ye i hes ASS pda iainnhes Sinem c _—— cenunh CHEMULPO,— f barbarous Offsiis is something fierce.” penne Met or 12 months, ending 7.856% 5 pelt Eats ne ate RIG CHANG: CoueH) “Surest thing you know,” answered the uary 31, 1903............00 We TALK ABOUT THE t Man Higher Up. “The Japanese press agent service ore SHiIMomoSEKI-(oucH!) WEI-HAI~ WEI- “SONG CHIN—* KHABAROVK4 -(OUCH!) OW WANGJUS KOFUPSKI—~ TALIENWAN — FuKUoKo — (OUCH) TSITSIHAR— SHANKAIKWANKSOAK- EM IN THE NEKAN PUNCH EM IN THE JAW BUT weoee Lookroursky! COLT tra PLACES CONNECTED WTR THE MrLi TARY OPERATIONS IN JAPAN AND RuSssiA!! Ir ganization is up in the pictures. Did you notice what the Japanese Minister to Rome said yesterday? Skid- ‘ doo! You want to keep wise. He said that in two weeks the Japanese will be chasing the Russians oyer the icy fields of Manchuria. It’s funny we haven't heard from the Japanese Minister to Keokuk. Somebody is due to Say that the Caar will be part of the motive power of a jnriksha in Yokohama by the Fourth of July. It might as well be the Japanese Minister to Keokuk as anybody else. 7 “If the Japs keep on handing hot wallops to the Rus- sians like they have been doing all the Czar's warriors will have left-to fight with in a few days will be their @ ‘names and their whiskers. 1 notice that Gen. Dragamoft $ [has been given command of the Russian forces of the | Bast. It is up to the Japanese to retaliate by giving the % | command of their army to that famous General, Push- emon. There are strong hopes in Russia that Gen. Flug will proceed to get busy. All he has done thus far is to send one of those ‘I humbly report’ messages to the Czar. Flug ought to be all to the good. He carries less excess baggage in the way of a name than amy Russian warrior T have read about, “The indignation of the Russians over the brutal way the Japanese got busy with them at Port Arthur is one of the most diverting war cries ever released. It was a shame. Here were the Russians singing their evening hymns and playing the national game. ping pong, when the Japanese sneaked up und erupted torpedoes at them, Why didn't the Japanese send an advance agent to bill Port Arthur with announcements that they were going to play a shooting engagement there? That’s what the. Czar wants to know. “The worst part of it is that the Russians will never be able to get back at the Japs. They are barred from g the eneak act, because the odor that surrounds a Russian ; $ | warship penetrates for miles. A Japanese lookout with an adult sense of smell ought to be able to spot a fleet of Russian fighting vessels before it gets in sight.” “If they keep on like they started it will be a good, entertaining war,” asserted the Cigar Store Mnn, | “The war hasn't begun yet,” replied the Man Higher Up. “There hagn’t been an O’Brien or a Kelly or a McManus or a Duffy or any other person with a peaceful name mentioned in the despatches.” INCREASE........ 4,374% This record of growth was not equalled by any \ TAKES A MAN OF newspaper, morning or evening. In the United States. \ <> COSMOPOLITAN —e — AND POLYGLOT EX PERIENCE -LIKE ME >, THE PORT CHESTER BETRAYAL. TO Give THESE One of the Aldermen who voted to deny rapid transit Ve patil ed Malas to the people of the Bronx artlessly explained that the | 4 iat TAKE POR CU dummy corporation to which a franchise was granted in| ? |/ INS IAN Cee _ Somitemptuous disregard of the appeals of the people con- | ? DetONE : cerned had “stfowed him that it had the money." No dowbt it did, but it is rather dangerous for public ser- vants tc trifle with the interests of their constituents on such considerations, as the Aldermen of Jake Sharp's time found out. The Port Chester company ‘has spent years in clearing @way all the legal obstacles above the city limits, and they have been innumerable. It has had to negotiate with property-owners, with town councils all along the route and with the State Railroad Commission, and It “has had to fight the obstructive litigation of the existing Monopoly in every court. If the corporation whose em- ‘balmed franchise has been revived by the Aldermen sFeally intends to build a road it will have all this work “to do for itself. In three years from now it may possi- »bly be in a position to begin to get ready to go to work. ‘The Port Chester company 1s ready to break ground at once, “No wonder a delegation of indignant residents of tho ‘Bronx has gone to Albany to induce the Legislature to t take the decision of this question out of the hands of the | Aldermen who have eo conspicuously advertised their unfitness for their trust. At the same time we ought not to allow our resentment of one wrong to hurry us into another. It must be admitted that some of the objec- tions to the details of the Port Chester relict bill offered | by Assistant Corporation Counsel Guy on behalf of | Mayor McClellan have a good deal of weight. 93-93-04 OOOO OOo bd & cre SS = IS ON p SET Weep, RUSSIA An vA ee 1 ed Satria (OM, DEAR, PEEWEE HAS SPRAINED His Face! { oe aa, YES , TETANUS ~ LOC KYAWSUS~SHUTUPITIS~ OVEREXCESSIVE INDULGENCE JN GAGUS~ He Wilt NEED ALONG REST AND MUST. RUN FOR THE DOCTOR, Quick- HE'S Gor } THE LOCK JAW, 3 2 ® | RAILROADS Mast IN- f] | -CREASE Their Fare | man SAVES by WaLxing? ¢ to 10 Ceats!! If his car fare were: § Goudled he would ‘ twice as much. mre, rD 0008060000 okey crits cae eet li Haired Girl’ _ THE RISING NAVAL POWER. ROME MACE REO HOT WAR NEWS! We the public aa > Vy The Red-Haired Girl’s Charms. | The under dog 1s showing that he knows how to tite, | | SEE ing should have is parca Wns aay ea eee eee ney Buch a succession of stunning blows as those delivered | ? O) MAYOR, Ni , coon xola Greeley-Smith. {by Jepan against her mighty enemy has never been | ‘ f \ irda the Evening Fudge wi force By ° eEenal a i cane rea i » ‘known at the outset of a war. ‘We thought that our D popes MUST WRITE HIM, even tf you éen’t send, 15 woman ani Uloscatise oe all the ‘sailors were reasonably prompt, but It was a week after | . trouble.” e? ‘What ts the Mayor for anyhow, Af not to write letters The remark 1s quoted from the testi mony of a woman before Justice Ken= HAS MISTRESS WHO ; Below we print a letter ffom a reader ot Pudge.” | 3 i nefick yesterday at the trial of one of ) \the declaration of war against Spain before Dewey PP-90-O-O rac | Bwooped down upon Manila Bay and two months later You will note he is also a THINKER, W -jbefore the next great blow was struck at Santiago. Japan letters from the COMMON PEOPLE. Ge a Pee eee mage ee std ze does not gauge ‘her strokes py days but by hours. mer 3 pe stitieles a : But if Troy had had a newspaper—tt ‘first exploit put three warships out of action and in an-| ® about the "EGG" the cther iy i it did have one, learned archaeologists, Demosthenes m: a J nd we just don’t happen to know about ther day the roll had mounted to eleven, besides the Alleged capture of three transports loaded with troops. _* #; ‘The Japanese deserve their success, for they have won k It, we admit the error and apologize, so e I ie ait by pluck, energy, industry, patriotic devotion and a g you needn't write—if Troy had hed @ newspaper {t might have chronicled pre« cisely the same speech made by any 1 woman whose fathgr or husband or sda fought and died for the red-haired Helen, If Greece had been able to obtain the modern pred " gested breakfast of scandal in the written record of ite crimes, {t, too, might have shaken {ts head wisely over the three-cornered tragedy of Clytemnestra and Aogisthos and Agamemnon, and exclaimed that “a young, red-haired woman was the cause of all the trouble." Perhaps on some yet undiscovered papyrus dealing with the loves and lures of Cleopatra, Egypt has written the | not very original comment on red-haired women of which this queen of beauty was the chief. Nothing new can be sald about the triumphs of the red To-day’s $5 Prize ‘Evening Fudge’ Editorial was written by E. G. Phillips, Room 28, No. 115 Broadway,; wa en a about th a : ; New York City. : @ | 1t ts a qucer thing about men that they admire the blonds | haired woman, marry the brown-haired woman and love the @| red-haired woman best of all. > TS, e E . 5 ’ve L f'Em! ol! . ir i h $To-day, $1 Paidfor Each:No.I— [oe career oe ne ee |) WOODS) 147) Westieath: St.,-Nows | sas is in seu srmiy, fore, = eats wart: JOHN FRAZER, 23 Thomas St. In my opinion the editorials of the “Evening Fudge" are the clever-| York City. ‘‘W. Outwork” letters headed be beautiful, but if it comes to a choice, be rede a = a Fy 2 | headed every time. New York City; No. 2—LOUISE | {% (hing® that have appeared for somo time, Wishing you every sue-] on “‘Fudge"’ editorial page Wass] “ne, remark seems really superfuous, for in theatrical ew r ys . cess with your “Fudge” and Mr, Peewee, I am, sincerely yours, -| written by H. 0. LANGLEY, 415 HASSELBACK, 1318 Second Ave., NORMAN L. SMITH, ’ At Port Arthur a few torpedo-boats attacked a fleet g circles, at least the Titian-haired beauties spring up as fast " No, 194 Ralph street, Brooklyn. West 50th St., New York City. ef eight battle-ships and about as many cruisers, lying} 7 New York City; No. 3-MISS JEAN ; ax obliging hairdressers can turn them out. It {s a peculiar fact, too, that the woman whose red halr ‘nder the guns of the strongest fortifications in Asia, a ie . y “ ; > Les . *° ” Aisabled two battle-enips and a cruiser, deciding thecon.|¢ 20-Morrow’s Prize Editorial ‘Will President Roosevelt Explain and Ease the Mind of the American People? 1s an Inspiration 1s generally far better looking than she whose burnished locks are an accident of nature. For nature has a very even balance, and when she has dowered a woman with red hair, she rarely gives her any ‘test of two empires for the command of the sea, and got momeen nWith Ror gus) copper colored; locks] as al @way without damage to themselves, », Since the Spanish war, when the Spaniards made no ‘use of their torpedo-boats and we used ours as tugs and Wespatch-boats, our naval authorities have depreciated passion for self-improvement. There is no luck about it. > Japan did not wait for opportunities—she made them. : * It remains to be seen whether Russia can retrieve her 4 fortunes on land, but at sea the Japanese are well main- ~~ pining their claim to the title of the English of Asia, Oa Yer! él eS ‘edttorinia: The VI i Gust Tealke 4 3 WAR!! WAR!! $5 Prize for the best “Evening Fudge” WAR Extra lay-out. WAR!! WARIE JUST IN TIME FOR WASHINGTON. ~< mthe Naval Appropriation bill, providing for over + $30,000,000 worth of new warships, Is pending in the| « House. It authorizes the construction of one battle- ship to cost $7,500,000, two armored cruisers each cost- ing about the same and several smaller cruisers, Twenty-five torpedo-boat destroyers of the finest type)? PRIZE PEEWEE HEADLINES for be built for the price of a single battle-ship. In the four years we have lald down elght battle-ships and eight giant armored cruisers, not counting this year's| Programme, and not a single surface torpedo-boat or destroyer. . blue eyes, They can remedy the eyebrows and lashes to be sure, but with the eyes than can do nothing, while ‘ the made-to-order Titlan beauty usually has dark eyes to start with, i it is a question, however, whether the artificial auburn Romances of the “Personal” Column—the Invalid kady’s “Darling.” HERES DARLING, YO ‘ | Tah this economical fighting arm. Now that the Japanese | @ 1] HOPE DARLING ANSWER TO MAMMA’) * lwonr Lose HIM, tresses possess the attraction of tha genuine: varity, ‘ have proved its value it Is not too late to amend the! 13 Goon LooKine PERnowmae mm wit. Your whether tne charm 1s due to the red hair or the tempera- bs Naval Appropriation bill by substituting a torpedo flo-| ae 5 on a ment that goes with it, And, until sonte déiver in ancient ry flo- history can discover whether Helen and Cleopatra got their red hair ready made or made to order it must re- main undetermined. ' flotilla for one or more of the steel-clad monsters that might carry $7,500,000 In money and 400 men to the Yottom of the sea if an enemy got a good chance at it with » Whitehead. “| [Sine GORMAN LUCK. PERSONAL Sires a g darling tg Strange Habitations. Gen, Sir Frederick Lugard says of Kano, recéntly come quered by the British: “Kano alone among the cities of Africa which I have seen, with the exczption of Katsena, tg worthy ef the name of city, for its houses are of solld mud with flat roofs impervious to fire and lasting through the stead of the beehive-shaped huts of the popes lous towns of the south. Traces of Moorish architecture are yisible everywhere. I took up my quarters in the smafl hall of audience in the mud palace of the Sultan of Kano, a room 2 feet square, 18 feet high, decorated with quaint shapes and designs in black, white, pale green and yellow, thé latter formed of micaceous sand, which glistens like gold. ‘The dome-shaped roof ts supported by twenty archesy all of mud, but admirably fashioned,” In the Beginning. Japanese deities are as kindly and gentle-héarted as the people themselves, Their story of the creation Is quaint, t ‘Two gods (whose very lengthy names may be shortened to Izanagi and Izanam!), standing upon the bridge of heaven, cast grains of rice abroad to dispel the darkness. They then pushed a spear down into the green plain of te sea and ntirred it around, This spear became the axis of the earth, atarted it revolving and thus brought about the dry | eee a ' ~An invalid lady de. entleman to take her thé park daily, Senator Gorman Is certainly operating under an un- Jucky star. Everything he has undertaking since his re- tury 40 the Senevs, has gone wrong. He failed to hold| his party on his opposition to Cwban reciprocity, he failed in his Panama policy, he failed in his attempt to @ect a “Me Too” colleague, and now he has made the Most humiliating slip of all in his handling of the Balti- More fire emergency. It was announced the other evening that at the urgent ‘Fequest of Mr. Gorman the President had ordered Gen. Gorbin to go to Baltimore with a thousand men to pre- order, ‘he Uresident was doubtrul of nis legal au- thority, it was said, but Senator Gorman assured him that land Legislature would settle that at once by formal request for the troops. Accordingly Gen, nt, to be politely snubbed by the Haitimore | % Sent home. it igsdoupttul wnetner senator | > quests will pass at par again at the War ve-| $ HOO pe 986060060000609486 94068908 O94000$4O4899 89009000089 4