The evening world. Newspaper, January 9, 1904, Page 9

pln gre SS RLD'S % 57 HOME HOME MAGAZINE & i J e ‘ c ta A gallant husband down east dropped dead while/s A Ra i a : | putting on Lis wife's overshoes for her. We've taken beetle L, & #0) our Ilfe in our hands for the last time,—Minneapolls ‘on | Tribune, 1m ieee ~ SBS eee 1 preg, woKe? Ip Ais Search for Material Mr. Dock+ stader Reads Everithing from Foreign News to Domestic dokes —Keen Compelition Created by Chap Kho Remarks, ‘Have You! , Heard That Story?’"—Some Towns, Especially New York, Take a doke Troy and Rochester,” answered the expert. you can make Troy and Rochester Iaugh you you cam make the work! laugh. I never was able to @x- plain why the people in those places ere so saving with their «miles, but I do know that you have hand them something unusually good to get Beffer Than Others—Troy and me eeeie Ro.hes:er Give the Icy Mift fo the : ; co ; Helen. besa ‘hs bee eae Buoyant Bon Mot, ee i ‘ : “New York,” promptly said Mr. Dockstader, Pater Sire. Mapleson: “New York will laugh if you give it half chance. — R. DOCKSTADER was en deshabille, : age vedr 4 i we ’ Métropolitan Opera | vasts te leur. Tt comes to the theatre to Mr, Dockstader was en bon point. Broa ‘ay : a House. enjoy itself. And everything, because of the com Mr, Dockstader was distrait, Thedtre- > eae j i} mopolitan character of the audiences, is under ‘There may have been other things the matter with Mr. Dockstader, but hoe wasn't adver- “Occasi nh tising them. And it's somewhat difficult to study| | Occamionally, when pensred Senpe Dolce peat charactor when’ thaleubjest presenta | about eqtal| ecucm aad Me.) Dockstadér,- “But ordinasiiyat parts of burnt cork and soapsuds. prefer to leave the responsibility with the news- papers.” For Mr. Dockstader was deep in that duty|~ , 0 known in minstrelese as “washing @p.” With the} get Your Jokes from he heveneney ao ene white. lather, the black cork and the sunny tints , eapbilbinetiart il eabres of bis (golden hair he was) working out a wird Dockstader. “I don’t want to ruin the circulation and wondrous color scheme. of aby, RORSDOU EE: sv oulaststioid! Converse syithimatquothoLaw;| cee eee ee Cenc and when I nodded he kindly urged, “What is’t?” ‘It's s terribly, serious business, this dealing in “T have come,” I answered, flashing my Old|J°Kes. I'm looking for them day and night, and Jokes’ Home badge, “to learn the origin of min- sometimes in my sleep I dream I have captured strel-show jokes—their dark past, as it were.” one and am dragging it, with flendish delight, into “ay not so,” he pleaded, sobs shaking his sus- the light of publicity. But even if you do succeed penders and soapy tears rolling down his ‘cheeks. Paap! a good joke you can’t keep it long. ‘ “No merry mood possesseth me this direful day. Sania ae the) greatest travellers known to/civill- Hattie WiNiamsterala: sq: Ip “Tell me, what has caused this sorrow? Nono| tation. 1 start out in the summer with & ited new end man und a new joke. ‘And he'll of your jokes has been locked up, I trust,” Bi ae anna eee ea ny at caren eee . probably tell his joke till he dios," he added.” “Worse,” moaned the mirthless minstrel. “My platform waiting to give me the Ley sa . is “Which is the older—the joke or your story?” beloved lobstermobile has been placed under fire “There is greater competition in jokes to-day I asked. regulations. It no longer 1s allowed to steam and! than ever before. Hverybody’s telling them. Halt] g, ee eae his aneeoe Me Deckatapers buried: his re old-style ‘gags’ abalo the thing,” br ‘elieve,” was the thoughtful answer, “that | eeethe and sizzle and blow up. Tho next thing I : ae into) Wambo ‘gags’ are no longer the thing,” | 1 story antedates the Joko Ly—let me see—about the men you meet are gratuitous comedians, You ot ow iY s ws 2 os he spluttered from one end of the towel. “The meat ave ae I should say.” dollars to see a show. He is here to have a good time, and he is not counting the cost. Ask that same man to give up a dollar and a seat in his own town and he would roar a “Well, I hardly know,” replied Mr. Dock- Stader. “There are a lot which deserve @ pen- sion, I remember *one, years ago, about Ham- and-Japbet that would have died of old age ifthe end man who used to spring it in a show I was with hadn't died himself. In one town where we gave a performance a native sought the manager after the show and complained at the absence of the time-honored joke. “‘It's a regular swindle,’ he protested. ‘I cum expectin’ to hear that ’eré joke, and three of my friends cum, too, on my guar'ntee that they’d hear it.’ “The manager explained that the end man who told that Joke was dead, and that the show had being robbed.” cd es ££ SF SH sey FOUND it a pretty hard job at Gret get ung ‘a dollar-and-a-half on the road. ‘What!’ almost shrieked a woman at | the boa-office one day, ‘a doliar and s halt for @, me-i-n-s-t-r-e-1 show! Way, that’s all I paid to. eee “Ben Hur!"’ J “put, madam,’ I hastily assured her, ‘there {s no religion in this show.’ a know they'll be compelling} me to do my act with| know the man who comes smilingly up to you, a chicken no longer crosses the street, and the poor, an asbestos curtain, The new regulations are} jaugha @ Uttle to himself, then puts his hand on| 6 6 f T2141 you." ho complained, as he raised] abused mother-in-law is permitted to remain in hs ame working great changes in the show business in his head again, “this business is no joke.| ing sanctity of the home.” 66 re the most inhospitable town in this town.” oT) ory about v It's fearfully #estous, I put in a good “What's the most faithful joke that ever worked Ww the United States toward jokes?” part of every day reading (1\e newspapers, Not only | in 9 minstrel show?” “It's about an even race between | drawing on his coat. “Yes,” remarked a sympathetic spirit. “In one} «and then before you have time to say whether ‘ theatre they've put up curtains to prevent crowds the joke columns, but all te fews, local and for- ia F you have heard it or not, he tolls it you. He's hat’ from standing in the rear of the house. Riel fATiGwrthat mipuLelAg inliven Garanda’aexors tha loner Pea ee eee ee area bbe a t Amusements. “Why curtains?" asked Mr. Dockstader, smiling gold in the crowning glory of yours truly. He Lin, pee 6 y Ae cee an Tiusala 80 (IRpen TERY, MUSEMONTS: Srvusamante, through his soap. - ; . not aware of it, but I'm watching every move fear Oth Av \ - keeps me eternally on the hunt for something new, | they make. Get something topical and give It a NEW EMPIRE SHEA". 40th st. 14th Bh Thee Th ca & Sat. HUBER'S Ath St, MUSED, ay, ue frost ie Korean Twins, rd * a cd Cad ad wv | because he’s told all the old ones. H ; He hears a twist—that’ i Evening: H! At last! Here was a joke—a joke at} joke in New York to-day and tells it in Chicago Fee eas Eee ae Pury NOG PONG | da Neve 30, ti TEE WHA BY be i 1808 : port TIME. . ats MEAT MONDAY, JAN. ai oor \¢ \ “ ‘PRIN in: and) N ‘TO-NIGHT AT 6.150" the expense of the bad season. to-morrow. What show have I got with a lot of Bn ; Mr, Dockstader was evidently 11 DALY’ S THEATRE. coazeas. 2 | Souvenirs ® $0. all oan Adtrt "Ye ” ” evidently Uke the public, spat. m Amatenion. : ‘ou sometimes make your own jokes?” | one-night stands in between? judging by the way he plunged Ath ato, tiees MY LADY MOLLY, ™™ vines mY. t Seats How on bale, TA | | gine a sa PASTOR'S Fhe ~* UNFLATTERED. TWO BOSTON GIRLS. Wert 4th et e eo BROADWAY ZHPATRE, ist 7 : IC, 14th St, & Irving Pl. piGritiest must congratulate you on the | Kittle Paul told me last evening X was Smusements: pial’ Cabal uli Se te pe fe ies ES 2 ADHUIRA BL FRITZI SCHEF nn dir = econo ans sino Fru avn eae rien ete esas. PROCTOR Gta 2-50" [CLOSES TONIGHT. uncer GTS Br sn, Mer 1 “yineaae”| Way Down East (utior-Gie was. 1 camy sey to yon lcame thing to me last year, To-night,Res.75c. aA H GARRICK Bee Si id et THE it aN ha iB Radlh apegrea Labotet. Miata) that he is an exact portrait of myself | Kittie—T know, dear, but his taste may Continvous Vau. E FIPTEDNTIT ANNUAL SHOW MARY MAN INERING Hanis NEDA oN 8 : : ‘. . @s my wite depicts me in our hours of |have improved since then, you know.— 930 Sti aide Hi eon coe a | NEW YORK ik POULTRY, HIGEON AND PBT HONEYMOON, 1 WALLACK’S, 3:¥07,% ue 9° eane—Town and Country. Boston ‘Transcript. i Vidas Orman FosSeasn, 26 Gtinest All ae SOCIATION HERALD SQ. 2824, Brazen ee » EO, ADEs Statae Comedy, YA ean R TRE.B ————————__— pieeclalit atc APRA A Sy SMES 5th Ay The Magistrate.” & 4 Se ont agers THE GIRL PROM. KRY eye SAM ABNHARD COUNT xs CHAI R LE AN. | ANIGK Wei THE MORNING TUB. HERE Big Stock Cast. 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