The evening world. Newspaper, July 23, 1903, Page 10

Poo”) at THE ae EVENING WORLD'S # HOME w MAGAZINE pea TOLD ABOUT ah { seeesoeeeees tAaeorarerendarororroreaseesrrooor ooeoeto eonnnererenneseeees teressesrersosorersses | GETTING OFF THE CAR. NEW YORKERS. .LETTERS FROM A SELFISH WIFE TO HER HUSBAND—No.9,! ovr Brasriian of ste war tte Avrete T HF average woman wiil walt until a few yards from fn crossing and then signal frantically to the conductor, The condu wedged into a struggling ty tying to collect fares, and when he is art that Russe upy faze will not ner home at Park Kow, New at New York as “econd-Ch: Me a , i oH 4 Nears of hum! est leis | Lawrer A! able to pull the bell rope the car has been carried rome dine VOLUME 44, see ibd aside a AAS id tanve beyond the woman's destination. If the falr passenger |Ancncter'a heaith has been ar brs pot already jumped from the car, rhe begins the process THE OTHER SIDE. ide er, ance Hi an tant | of dismounting much as follows: HE O s aideraicly weaker elace Nix J last | f 4 >| With the right hand «be picks up from her lap her hand- It was only tne other day that the public was wateh- | sur Poerati eh i tie a Bincer ee ee ‘ag, n bulky ci { some fashion paper, a vinalgrette Ing with open-mouthed interest the gambling movements Metta ceheeae Wis Hose: (e Mun BeRel loaded with emelling salts, a bundle of shirt walsts which at two cotton speculators, It was by all odds the most yins, day. Mr. Sago goee to his office | 2 have been market down from 99 to $1.9, a package containing a corset with a patent straight front effect, a bag of bonbons 2 and a paper of pins. This trifling cargo she Jame under her left arm. The tight hand ts thus the only one free, and after struggii: ¢ to the edge of the car the woman grarys the upright stancl (on on her right, steps down on the footboard with her facé lo the sidewalk, and as she puts down her left fyot to the pavement she swings around with her back to the motonman. If the car 1s moving even the slightest its tendency 1s to throw the woman over on her back. If the car starts before she disengages her right hand from the stanchion it also tends to pitch her over on her back, says the Taunton Gazette, | The four lenf clover type of woman, who gets off the right 3 way, signals the conductor or pulls the bell rope herself in - the middle of the block. She picks up packages, which 4 Spectacular manipulation of which the Exchange had | downtown regularly and appears to be « record. Bales of cotton were as so many counters in| !n his usual Hea though he ts sald Kaa +t i pie _|to admit that he has never recovered the game and the stakes reached into the tens Of Me i severe cold from which he lene, Suliy and Brown enjoyed a meteoric prominence | .irered just winter. that momentarily. dimmed the tadiance of the greater BE CLG | Axed alase Oe faayice ‘There Is a story going around about aaaadts 1 ead dae the way Miss Alice Roosevelt disturbed | Now we have notice of the beginning of the inevitable |. fu rie a Gay or two ago. settlements, They are not so spectacular, but they are The President has made a hird-and-fast * i ©! deeper public concern. Five Fall River mills have rile pee there et be ao slob ne Sibae ‘owing 600,000 alenens abe calls to Sagsmore from central be- ¢ , throwing 600,000 spigd@lés Into idleness b BURG Hive UHaInGUPA OR ORANG! DMR! oi tho high price of raw cotton and the low price of the |ijxex to dine in peace. Alice appeared finished product; others will follow While they remain ‘at central and demanded tht the home closed thousands of operatives will feel the pinch of {her father whould be called up. The yerator, afraid of losing her job, would may contain a dozen or more iitile things, all packed In small ‘ @conomy, and when they ume the public will be called) ei the Prenident’s rule. Then Denrest: I want $100 at once, I am a prisoner among the vul- politics and make money, so she just made up to the Divvys in a dis- compass, and tucks jt ufder her right arm. on, because of the reduction of output, to pay more for agice sat down to the switchboard, con- garest people you ever heard of until you send me the money. What gnating wi We played bridge whist. Divvy was my partner and @] With her left hand she grasps the forward stanchion, She | Manufactured cotton good ibs SO Ai) ve os ria Bits I have enffered on this horr!d yacht you will gever be able to appre- he was drunk, as ‘he always is, and when he went to sleep his wife %| swings around with her face to the anclormian as aa) ets This is the reverse side of the picture of the cotton-|¥!t® apartments and mado him jump : re : 7 o t od” ’ © | off and al'ghts on her right foot first. Thus she has her left Dp Gab oible (iby aitucious ringing) of clate. Because I was nice to that horrid old wretch Divvy his wife took his hand and piayed to lose. I lost every bit of money and TGOe treattal nkelalatep itor Werdvinvesge (helovers(rendous Uale-jugsling speculators which we so admired. \the telephone bell, She talked to her father until she had sald all that was A NOVELTY IN PIERS. on her mind and then calmly rung him off. The President does not know yet The throwing of 200 men, women and children into|whether to be mad at the seif-willed the water by the collapse of a pier near Fort Hamilton | young lady or n y recalls old dock department methods. The project Of 8] gince Mr. Carnegie put up his mag- ublic water-front promenade along the pler which the} nifcent mansion on the heights of Fifth Pi Pp Central Iailsoad of New Jersey ia to build at Liberty | avenue at Ninetieth street, the quarter, a co street shows the new. Any one with a memory running by ie Ue Pape outta thiier neal : back ten years may readily recall the improvement made | poen quick to make capital of the Idea. in the city’s dock facilities. They will soon rank with| Thus there has sprung up in the neigh- the best in the world. borhood within the last six months the The novel and distinctive feature of the Central's} C"Nes'e Hill Hotel, Carnegie Hill drug- gists, florists, undertakers, bootblack project is the formal reccgnijjon shown in [t, for th@} stands, saloons and siationery shops.| first time in the city’s recent cistory so far as can be] This kind of craze always breaks out | 2 aitigy ‘| f () \ i NE | | | all determined, of any rights or privileges of the people in|!n New York the least provocation. Wk ' conductor starts the car too soon. { ‘The mafority of men boatd a car on the jump and leave | it before it stops. Only on rare occasions do men‘ get off the wrong way. Perhaps the reason !s that they have become \ acquainted with the laws of gravitation and momentum got jealous and he thought [ was in love with him. At Bar Harbor Jewelry I had with me. we met the Fantans, and Mr wants her husband to go into SS now IF SHE ever since thelr early years. When they rode on the tear WASNT AROUND, 3 | axles of delivery wagons, or Jumped on and off low gears, I coup or, If they were country lads, risked thelr necks riding om BonRow )* freight cars. . When men jump from cars the wrong way they are gener- ally badly excited. Then they forget thelr early training in the mad dealre to get off. CONCERNING WOMANLINESS. “0 NE often hears the expression in women, ‘Oh, if were only a Iman!" ‘I would give anything to be @ man!’ In all honesty, then, or In as much honesty as she is obliged to have, !s not woman. when she Is thinking of living her life over again, thintcre; of living a man's life? 1s not she wishing te set an example to her husband, who has shawn himself fo little able to set an examples to her, and for whose disc'pline she !s believed ofteyest to Indulge what seems a vain aspiration?” asks W. D. Howells. “A very strange thing In regard to this is that men are yen the matter or of any concession to decorative require-} Around oll Cooper Union there are shops galore which use the Cooper pre- menta They have similar promenades on piers IN| qx ana the various public equaces and Copenhagen and Antwerp. Commissioner Hawkes Ob-| parks have all thelr army of parasites. . Served them on a recent trip abroad and suggested the Uh kde 4 Paul Fuller, of New York, told th ‘ improvement which the railroad has agreed to make. Napiettar Wins Peete eee IRS. FANTAN | graduates of the College of St. Thomas MR FANTAN. never heard sighing to be womer. The weakest, the unhap- y Here again we have another excellent example of the | of Villanova, at Villanova, Pa, all about plest, the most abject of men !# not known to wish hi Ife educational value to our city officials of vacation journeys | their duties as citizens recently. He ad- woman; and when he considers Hving his lifé over again, %& * vised them not to be too sensitive ‘or : fs certainly a man’s life that he has in mind. He fs perfectly to Europe, aNtinik from, foil! contact\and refuse secs willing to allow that a woman Is much better by nature, = \éce to the public." ‘§ wiser by teaching, sweeter, lovelier, gentler, and yet he does GOOD DETECTIVE WORK. ile: Ve Mrs. Divvy just laughed at me and she wea't let me get Divvy you send me money to get to Backwoods. Last night 1 Just cried and@ not ask to change his lot with hers; if he were a beggar and Palio \ aa axe ' poreelcene peporers if ts he most away from her for a moment or | could borrow all he has, although thought I would rather come home, but this morning I remembered she a queen, he would not. He {s found saying, In print and - Pike tat bel Ai oa co chai ate Pe iE me Granea Rec Ratha ir 1 don’t believe she lets him carry any money. She fs the most selfish how disagreeable it would be living in a hotel in the city with every- ore atcaetiese aay have by far the safest, casiest ang finance and Mortgage Company promise further reve- |?! '! ‘ i t; Dut still, somehow, he does not envy useeran #hem enough to offer changing places with them. He will telf em, as he has often told them, that they are the real rulers of the world, and that in the sacred quality of daughter, wife and mother they are the holiest beings on carth; he bow: down in worship of them, but he leaves them thelr altar, He creature I ever met, and I just have to stay here and endure it until (oh, r7R. oivvy, COULD you verybod knows his badly out of town and I have concluded to go to Backwoods, lationa of “get-rich-quick” methods. A digest of the}i oon. Not ite Teemianatlas crooked financial expedients and ways and means Of |eure of that. s he not consplcuous- . swindiing resorted ® by Franklin Syndicate Miller and|!y exhibit this ability to say things his imitators and successors would furnish a well-nigh {Ply and directly? The greatest Iit- aS (money Gone, JEWELRY Gone, 2 saa 5 hati 4o y : i complete course of instruction In the theory and prac- HIRE es Rateaaly PRLS Tie ae ods OXE-ano }\% ha ae Hin ee RecreRone AR ais Saabs ‘ } tice of deiding and gulling the public. The trial of the/in my country. You cannot conseive FROM My WoRD g declare themselves eager to descend from thelr h'gh places present suspects will be interesting as showing how far|how popular. Were be to visit Paris, 4USBANDD $ and be men, in the dust and grime of affairs, the din and they conformed to the methods of the masters. he would bq greeted by a demonstra- ey © | heat of battle, and the wild, useless efforts to eacape from the atackive work ofa: most creditableikind: hae been |e ce ee eee ne bas suet ry & | struggle of life. Ho understands that they wish to be men recelved in his present wide journey— gecomplished in the discovery and exposure during the] et c'est tout dire.’ 1 past year of swindling investment companies. How - much of the credit should go to McClusky’s staff and » how much to the Government secret service agents is LETTERS, in order to show men What men ought to be, and would be if they were women, and that they are not meaning perm nently to be men, and he forgives to thelr ignorance and ine experionce what he could not otherwise account for, He» degre gives with a smile, and possibly with a chuck! 9090930 : not so material as the patent fact that however the QUESTIONS, THOSE MARS (o NALS. Uivisfon of glory is made there is enough to go around. ANSW ERS. At a recent mecting of the i Soclety in Londow striking confirmation was obtained of the view that the VOLUNTEER GOVERNMENT. Perey ep ery © | “canals" in Mars are due for the most part to an optical de- tusion on the part of the observer, A drawing of the planet showing no canals was placed before classes of boys at Greenwich Hospital School, and they were required to make copies of It. Those placed nearest it drew no canals; but those further away delineated ‘canals’ closely resembling those observed by Schleparelll and others. It is explaine? that the eye becomes hypersensitive by long gazing at detalie which are imperfectly seen, being at the limit of visibility, The Mayor has recommended to the Aldermen to Pies pratrariincs eeaatee Sets many 0 curse « any grant the appropriation of $76,800 asked for by the So-| unnecessary and avoldable nerve-rack- clety for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals to enable| ing nolses in our so-called great city. 3 it to enforce the dog-muzzling ordinance. Of the extent} Now, let us excuse the postman mot to which the city is governed by others than its official] ows shrill whistle every time he puts a letier or advertising circular into governors we here get an {dea. It is no criticism of the} each of the numerous letter-voxes in| © society's excellent work to point out that ic asaumes every bieck, ringing you up besides, | 4 You had better find an apartment and get the furniture moved in, only get $275 for the plano when you paid $1,000 for ft, and tho man ands thats the) ret mel Wood jvesaele) chen) convey; lmpreas Ons, “ and has delegated to it powers which in other cities are ang ot) ie cornet ANG TOF er Jnl 1|@ for if I find everybody has left Backwoods I don't know as 1 sald it would Improve with age, but then it will be easier for you to CU ta rOUldeea atte Gar SILERI SISTA iReoe Cree Reeter var-cry peddle: vith whol ve may 4 ft i 1. y a the functions of the police or other municipal depart- sympathise, ad) they (resort to clues 3 will want to go anywhere else and may want to come home. buy it back. I wouldn't. give more than $100 for it if I were you. Mars. “Probably Mars {s not inhabited, and never will be,’ mente. which possibly assist then to carn a lvy- 2 You'll ‘have to get the plano back, for I really can't be left all day But don’t forget to send me the $100. MAYSIE. guys a recent writer, “but it very Itkely has been, It 1s now in the state witch the enrth will reach In three or four mfl- ons of years.” When the possibility of signalling to Mare was under ussion a few years ago Sir Robert Ball, the celebrated astronomer. pointed out that if a flag of the size of Ireland was waved from a pole to match there Wa¥ Just the ghost of a chance that an astronomical Martian might perceive the ghost of a flutter on the earth. ON THE EVENING WORLD PEDESTAL =) ) \ And along with this volunteer organization for the} ing. But of all idiotic customs, can administration of city ordinances we have the Society} ¥0u {ell me why factories, in the vers} for the Suppression of Vico, the Society for the Preven-| steam whistle to be heard miles away] @ THE CHIEF VIRTUE, ONE LIE NAILED, WELL SCHOOLED. tion of Cruelty to Children, the Humane Soclety, the| four times every day? Now, suppose} Municipal Art Society and the Clvic Federation. When ¢Y¢T¥ business concern should announce) Occasiun demands a committee of one hundred or an fo thet ends ie) Seni eS pd execitive coinmittee of fifteen springs into beings and] to tuncheon and be back, and when to demonstrates its usefulness, The Merchants’ Assocla-|g0 home! Is there a home ever so} tion we have ever with us for our good. The fact that} 0°? (hat fs not proviled with a clock Are the working classes so yold of In- these societies of many objects and alms should exist] ejigence that they must be called In and be permitted to purgue their supplementary work of |that manner? The Twentieth Century making this a better eity is a proof of democracy on}!s still ba i MH. F, which the community {s to be congratulated, x Sa: Commierolaitom: But when thelr work {s examined and analyzed ts tt|",{**, DuMer of The Evening Watts not seen to be largely that which in other municipalities | about me a few days and aueeentea is imposed on Mayor and Aldermen, on police and health} that I might have dropped soctal ques- @epartments? The development in New York of these Hone sor) couumorsla anil Xa replgynt extra-official societies and the full recognition of their] oii. man’a noblest ete arid (Gow: utility is unique. merolalism I consider synonymous with - - ‘ ' crookedness. JOHN CONWAY. noomyon SHAMROCK BABIES. with nothing to amuse me. I think it was a shame that you could ‘ BETTER PLAN. al SS Critlo—Say, that new comedian Picture Dealer—The artist died Guide—Do you call that the @is a dead failure. Why, he's the } before he was thirty, right way to hold a gun? c “laughing stock of the community! Mrs. Greenback — Why, 1 Cholly Lighthead—Well, ite the Weeks—Does your wife ver? send for you If you happen to< Gtay out late? CY Meeks—No, Indeed. She waits? 0, 239 Broadway, To the Editor of The Evening + ‘The naming of babies in honor of Sir Thomas Lipton] "p) 3.4 publish the address of the Manager — Thanks. I'll raise ${ thought you said he was an “old way the correspondence school until | get home, then she goes | “proceeds apace. Lest he should feel unduly elated let} regal Ald Soctety. AD RS master. said to do it. for m $ him recall the McClellan and Lincoln and Kossuth and ean iwccantiae! © oe FOLDDOLSHHIOIDOOHDHOOGHOD GE GSEHLIEHOLHGGE94O91499H4OOEGOOO4OOHSOOOSGHHVLOOH Alexis babies, whose baptismal appellations recall former | ro the mattor of The Rvering World national favorites. A census of babies with big names| “Augustus'’ protesis against the “open rere Se eR RSS REE would hake an interesting showing. front ‘L' door." If “Augustus” would HOME FUN FOR THE YOUNG FOLKS. | Some of the Best prominence under the handicap of a great name? Is |any morning at from 3 to 6 o'clock, con- take the trouble to keep awake and = Jokes of the Day. there a Winfleld Scott or a Wellington among our gen-|tinve hls Journcy to Harlem and pay HOME-MADE ZOETROPE, “GUESS.” In {t could we find any one who has-achieved real jijara the “L' erals? Is a future admiral likely to bear the name of [*tt!ct attention to the dirty, Sil-venti- Zome might call it a ganie of authors, WHVIEWAe: lated condition of the cars, he would be layed without cards. Th ¥ Richard Pearson Hobson Smith? Is a McKinley Jones |wnis tor giad. to star’ a ramen Mined tip on a bench, Just ws if they were | MTS. Greene—What do you nave an or a Grover Cleveland Brown destined to rise to the| scription st appealing to reciting lesson at school. A leader, |2/arm clock in your chamber for If you Presidency? ofticials to open wide tho sitting In front, begins to tell a story, |20n't have the alarm wound up? In the light of past performances by the bearers of [22° doors windows and top Into which the titles of well-known). Mrs. aes you soni ane ye iat Ot every cae of poke soust be made to fit easily, For (the awful things my husdand eld whea {llustrious appellations it 1s to be feared not. The bighsummer and hastances the alacm went off, you wouldn't ask train at Re or street 1 Out of such simple materials as two dishes, a sheet of carddourd and a lt- tle strong glue, and with the ald of a pair of scissors, any boy can make | mething that wiJl give amusement every mémb of the family and nse who are not famtl- fairly astonish t jar with the contrivance known as the Dame seems to blight the baby's chances of success in {les more about affairs in the early] 7 oetrone, “Once upon a time, ‘Little Dorrit’ went | ™¢—Boston Advertiger, ‘ o Wa, Agee the ie my a him First, cut out of the’ cardboard tive i with opin; give the dian el ture with | °0.D0” s visit at ‘Phe House of the Seven TRUE ENOUGH, Pid are ee iia cold, blows or blusters, disturoa hia fieures of men, ¢ igure having t| your hand, which wil set It spipning | Goviem’ She Velonged to a society of| “Are you prepared for the end, den &8 Oda Legal Partiniity.—By a qu provision of the }Paper, rumples his nair or blows his hat] arms in a different position, as shown | around in the plate ata fair speed. Stand ‘Little Women,’ 4134 were poing on A |aister?” sald Rev, Mr. Comfort. "Would law, while jt fy made obligatory for the owner of 0 MAFQUEH The WIRIOW: J ONTUCKIAN, | !8 the acco < picture. Now bor-/ a dittle distance from it and took stead- | 2OUrneY to the Center of the Earth’ for tyou not like to go to heaven?” mobile to attach a number to it for pury The Opal Superstitl i w from the cook a round, flat porce-| Uy at the maures through tne pinhole in| "The Marble Faun," te, ‘O, my, yes!" gasped the sick woman, cation, dealers are exempted {rom thls ¥ Fock ce iene an Kali aH fain or earthenware dishsand then, with | {26 cardboard. You will see, Instead | Aa the title of each book Is mentioned |~1'm just dying to g9 there,” —Phila- @ further odd provision a new owner is g:v f INU tated svete teh # itels ot mucllage, fasten the | ently, and. tt w A seem tochuve tite, AnAGistcourse) of the\etory, the prayers celphia Freas, Which he may legally use his machine w:thout the atta OMe outa how) figures around the inside of the rim of| raising and lowering its arms ag Jong |0@ the bench, in turn, guess the name NOT FOR HIM ment ofa number If arrested he m ow his receiped | uriucky AAS SS Saal AT | 62 the die cepins. peethe author: his) ls" often: very: pass, |) ¥ (Payne Whitney, who Is going to Abystinia to aho My and go free, or exhibit his license if a dealer, and| ror teat then were. nn aitore ee] Also borrow from the cook a large, | eee aling, and the failure to guess correctly | “You think you can win the case?” |, (“une Whiner, Sie ve ent eee mi Pi eneD hie fngors at the olficer. This je a singular exten-| nee ty the matory of poole tacky, | deep Plate, the deep part of which 18 a | A BIDDLE, fuzepiirieiualusky-onelto theivery:Sn08i05| Ale she Aiea eae t Oew Payne Whitney greets you, Children dear Jglon of partiality. It should be abolis: L.| Stones by the majority of people, though] site pit larger than the dish. Set the| A face have I, but no eyes, mouth or|the class, “Oh, I'm sure of It!” answered the y . pat y, ed ‘by an amend. of my friends are Inci{ned to dl | pony ee bi hie trusty gun! it to the Jaw, some. e is are Inclined to dls-| dish in the plate and pour In the latter | nose, . It makes no difference if the story is a | lawyer. Grasping ty gun! “1 4 agree with me NON-IGNO, ba ¥ t is si ea is 2 - |about an inch of water, so that the dish |I run around all day, dut have no feet| Short or a long one, provided It is well ‘And get damages for mc?” His sporting tnstincts wildly pant ronounced Like “Dew, will floac. If It does mot foat clear It or toes, known, and fits in with the ingenuity of ‘ot for you," corrected the honest To pot tho wily el-e-phant, rding the sale Ly the Catholic| to the Eaitor of The Evening World: wilt at least turn easily in the water, |I speak with a tongue that all may hear,| the story teller. lawyer, I'll’ get damages all right, but A rae to figure if he can’t of iis fire-engines, {t Is recalled that the city| What {s the correct pronuncfition of] and that Is what you want. And'T strike for friend or foe, be he far, Tie 18 food fun for a long rainyday, [by tho time I get them they'll be dus Lathe ape re ithe Fire Department the “exclusive right} ¢he name "Dhu" as used tn one of! Now for your little show. Take a ‘ fee Ay Seer eine atte whee me for services gendered,”—Chicago Find mines that wads of dough did grant fires. It Ie an odd monopoly. Scott's works? LOUIS K plese of cardboard and bore @ hole iu “Tout a break, + Pow. os To old King Solomon, #. i