The evening world. Newspaper, June 5, 1903, Page 14

+ : OLD AND NEW FASHIONED WAYS FOR DECREASING THE WAIST LINE. i Published by tho Press Publishing cor pents Nore to a ? oak New York Tea decsehcchase 3¢ait Satter, 4 S SHEET ERCISE FoR a LUNGS THAT a a VOLUME 48....00000s sereeeeeeveeee NO, 18,263. QQ ; seers Tom: b ! WHEN DEVERY IS MAYOR. 2 1 WAIST LINE 44 The streets of New York ain't what they used to be) 3 ( ) OF LADIES Pa when Devery was a boy and he regrets the change andy INCEUGING IN ‘FRIDAY EVENING, JUNE 5, 1903. WORLD'S TTA RS OTS EFT ACE LIE TE IER HET AME A OT LTH HOME w MAGAZINE & } | sighs for the good old times. Bands blared at every corner then and girls played “ring-a-round-a-rosy” in the street and boys got busy with games of football and shinny and {t was a halcyon and vociferous time for old D4ARMNOADAL AABN AAA DAAADADODDADANDONUVOAAAAA DD DIAGD and young. It was an idyllic era of innocent amuse: ments. Now all is changed. There are no more games, 7 or bands, innucence js banished indoors, the golden age FOR STRENGTH- t| of the Bowery is gone, the age of tron Is here, a bligh ENING THE is over all and just because a tyrant sits In Van Wyck’s chair in City Hall and hae ruthlessly ended it. | Devery, when he is Mayor, is going to restore this) old-time golden age. Then we can see {nnocent littie ones playivg around doorsteps in the rosy glow of red light. ‘The Bowery will be melodious with tho sweet strains of | Gance-hall pianos and the siren notes of “goubrettes.” | McGurk’'s will return with the golden age, and the “Lit | tle Jumbo.” There will bo grafters on every corner and | { “Headquarters houses” will resume their “Cadets” will come forth again “con’" monthly payments. men. BACK ANDO DECREASING THE WAIST THE COLLEGE GIRL TAKES BOx1 NG LESSONS ANO MRS NORACE SOOESIDE DOES HER OWN HOUSEWORK, | OL AAAADNADAAL DA DAA 4 ARALDAADA DAA DAA ADPABDAAD DDN D BADEN DID OV VOTAAADOD D4 ADDVOVWIODEEIDIDDVAAD ED ID CC4OUSOOOOCO TWO KINDS OF EXERCISE To MAKE STRAIGHT FRONT CORSETS UN i) am teom their present obscurity, Lexow committees will be ae reappointed, another Goff will come into prominence. NECESSARY Fi 4 sy all means let us make Devery Mayor and bring| 7 i ack the good old times that are no more! © Brewster's Millions.’’—A very entertaining story in | new vein and along novel lines wil begin in The Bvening| World of Monday next and continue through the week, | the last instalment appearing {n Saturday's issue. This is “Brewster’s Millions,’ by Richard P. Greaves. The plot turns on the necessity of an heir's spending $1,000,000) in a single year in order that he may ecome legally com- TOLD ABOUT NEW YORKERS. 9OEOGOSOOOOSO BOTHGATES'S IDEAS GROW. » | He Discourses on Jays Native und Jays Imported, | and Philosophizes. i. petent to inherit a fortune of $10,000,000 bequeathed him| “Jy of Andrew Camegie's servants 2 under these singular conditions, The devices to which the In ws Fifth avenue house are! ¢ Ee. * embarrassed helr 1s put to get rid of the burdensome) -, Scotch. Other wealthy men of} 2 © |G CAAY, friend, you ever been out that place they call Kam a. million by legitimate expenditure show great ingenuity] reen birth fll thelr serving staff with $ é sas?" Be a of invention on the part of the author. Dermora) cf thelne own ination, (mien laws | Bothgates howled something he intended to be “ ot exceptions, but Air, Carnegie makes no| % | enty-second street” into the car and then turned for my oe ” Colt 3 | swer. ‘ a “© GET-RICH-QUICK” LAWYERS. eee $ HS, tins, 2 a Col. Robert A. Ammon is standing trial on the tech-| ,AP® Levy was telling » friend yester-| 4 " gical { receivi 1 A ie tl PER estonia EES, and Gls g You see Indians as often in New York af aes, ical charge of receiving stolen money from the “Frank-| certain common acquaintance'a home. | @ conten hee ae Mn Syndicate,” but his trial has a wider public interest) “What a hospitable entorlainer Mra. | “You don't tell me! Well, honest, now, nostri ’ ‘ w superior teaching of the art of English composition In than that involved in his conviction or acquittal. It will prove important for the enlightenment it furnishes) of the relationship of the counsel of a “get-rich-quick” @windling enterprise to his clients. The promoter of dubious financial schemes {s not wsually well versed in the law. In most cases he has left a clerkship to embark on the'speculative ventures) which are to all intents and purposes confidence games on a large scale. It is exceptional to find him euf- Blank used to be!" enthused the friend. “In she entertalning this season?” Not very," yawned Levy. . 28 e Gen, A. McD. McCook, who tn critioally il at Dayton, O., resided so often In New York during @ long career that he might claim to be a New Yorker, although as an army officer he had no permanent place of abode. He was bre- vetted five times for gallantry and twice| ® “HOLY SMOKEI!*JSUST AR HOUR TO GET HOME, EAT DINNER AND GET INTO SY DRESS SUIT)” would you live there if they'd give you a farm—the best on the place?" “Gladly.” Bothgates eyed me. He whistled softly and then, ing the passing panorama of airing bedrooms, sald: “and he don’t lool: nutty." I tried to tell him the glories of the Sunflower State, Sea beautiful cities and great areas of fertile lands that do need to be ploughed, only scratched by the planter, to marvellous quantities of grain. I devoted the entire in between two stations to eloquent discourse, Botigat “HOPE I CATCH THAT EXPRESS!” i “WOULDN'T MISS THAT SHOW FOR THE EARTH! m: in one day. He recelved the brevet lost th stle ame deeply ficiently acquainted with legal expedients to use them! of drigadier-general, United States| @ PRCA oe intorestee: cae gafely for swindling investors while keeping well within) Army. March 13, 1865, for gallant and MMMM. WILLE ®| “It's just Nke I say frequentiy: they's two kinds of J the limits of the statutes. The advantage of having ex- pert counsel to advise him in such circumstances Is obvious. Just how far a lawyer is permitted by the ethics of his profession to go in advising a client thus engaged we may not be able to determine definitely from the Ammon trial, but at least we can get an illuminating Incidentally we may learn whether a lawyer's hand fs employed to draft the alluring “literature,” now grown to be a distinct branch of commercial literary composition, in which the investor is given the most roseate promises of large returns for a small invest- ment in rhetorical phrases which on analysis prove to be intangible generalities. If these circulars are the di- rect handiwork of the promoter himself they testify to tommon schools. TWO-STORY STREETS. | ‘An’ Suteresting feature of the proposed gigantlo New| meritorious services at Perrysville, Ky., and also on the same date that of Major- general, United States Army, for ser- vices in the fleld during the war. se A. L. Rarber, the asphalt magnate, Is a fair sample of how classic pursuits need not disqualify a man for busin Mr, Barber started life as a teacher at paved with asphalt. «ee Hetty Green, in an expansive mo- ment, cast a faint light on what may or may not have been a youthful ro- mance of our Ambassador to England. She was asked if she knew the Am- bassador and replied: “Know Joe Choate? I should say ao. Why, he was one of my beaux when | was a girl.” aA 3 ‘Thomas B. Reed nad made ean appoint- ment with a friend who lived in a town some distance from Washington. He was impatiently protesting at his tardi- Yip mae “WHEW!!~ DIDNT HAVE A SECOND | one lives in New York and thinks they knows it all, one lives out of New York, but they's willing to learn. Ne T can't tell you exactly what [ thought Kansas was, but wasn't as big as you make out, and it was full of and cyclones and mosquitoes and floods and fellers | didn't have no gates to tend, but Just talked polities they thought they run the Government. I been reading the paper about the floods out there, and it seems to me terday I reads aboul cyclones out there, and then the H RIN GO ORR x oxy t view of this legal relationship as it existed in the “Frank-| Oberlin College, and rose to the rank Dn > day T reads about that feller, Bill Bryan, who wants to i lin Syndicate” case and by comparing it with the Mills- etd irfenbor ae) lene uetars be iaeeey. “ 5 aia 3 Freaidens csi to me : never read anything in the a 7 OS SK ® | about some big damage being done but It's out In ae Blower relationsh!p gain much profitable knowledge. BOK © | Well, ain't been here so long I can’t learn, and I'd be gold-bricked now and then than think all the wise peopl vay “aii Lae, A SOU and the good things Is below the Harlem, “They brought a new Supe ‘from out there somew! from Kansas or St. Louis or some of trem places, the boys says: ‘Moses, what does that guy know about @ “L2"' Well, L toll you, he knew a lot. Maybe he never saw one till he come over the Cortlandt street ferry, and he come on my car and asked If this was the train to B lyn, and I told him most of the passengers was going Brooklyn when they die, but Just now they were pointed Harlem. But if he was a jay to the Job he was like all imported jays, and he studied till he learned, and he so good they never was a better Supe on the line, Me? was born on the platform and I guess the third rail'll get yet, but I'll just be a plain New York Jay to the end. by “ FIVE MINUTES TO SWALLOW MY DINNER/? 70 SPARE!” ness when a telegram brought an ex- ‘Bay, Sak ry “ | York Central terminal is the plan for double-decking AASAT GONG Toate. es SANs asd a AND Lea es ee bats | that part of Forty-second street which lies adjacent.) ‘Washout on the line,” ran the mes- © | could grow a mustache now, and maybe he could @row | By this arrangement the upper deck, or story, of the|Ss¢- The Maine statesman, ever quick | %, | kers, too." i - - * . at repartee, wired in reply: "Buy a new Y »-6 : E street will be on a ievel with the elevated station. Sick aa Coie r oniet eee 3 —_——— = j The importance of the plan is that it involves the tak- Ov ae vO >< iN H N N R , | Ing of a first step in a new and somewhat revolutionary| Bishap Potter ts amusing his friends G2 ON THE EVE ING WORLD PEDESTAL * A ing provis Onletreate tration. 1 with an account of a recent visit he > : spon tn making provision for stre l ri ae Chere rid ta a Bunday-schoo! class preaided| © @ {smo doubt that in many parts of the city the conditions| over py a staid young clergyman, The - ofscongestion call urgently for second-story streets as a! Bishop was asked to question the 2 méte of relief. The streets at these points were full to chiliren eo that he might be edified 3 their norma! capacity in rush hours twenty years ago. oY thelr knowledge of matters Bibiteal- i 3 . hy a starter he sald to a little trl They now attain this fulness in the off hours of the! Vinge ¢ace beamed with intelligence, Duginess day, while at its close the congestion {8 dis-/*Who were the foolish virgins, my tinctly perilous. In particular the narrow downtown) dear?” ‘Them as didn't get married!" st#eets which were wide enough for our grandfathers! 9% ‘he prompt ang emphatic answer = Spend a oe ae x 6 4 , | are by no means capacious enough for us; every office| Savile I'VE JUST THOUGHT 7) “MY DRESS SHIRT HASNT COME ullding that 1s erected makes them less so and points, LETTERS, OF SOMETHING! BACH FROM THE LAVNORYS" mnhatically, to the need of relief through an up| QUESTIONS Apnovation was fought tn Forty-second street ANSWERS, | 6.2.000-0.00-0.6.6.6.6606006.8066666606 be $OOBOO $4:34-0494000000O4 oo wi Proposed there for the length of one block, and OBIS APE TSE LIS, {RoR ee zi silbet oy ’ again in Fifty-niath street. To carry it into effect there —————— ee or clsetrhiere: qollld’neceasitate’en entire readjustnient of Lean Year Birthday, | FE T F Some of the Best store frontages and rentals. But that ft Js destined to! To the RAitor of He ea woe i H OM FF i U | Oo R Oo UNG OLKS. revail admits of no reasonable doubt. A ix born on the 29th day of February, D i ypu fea ene” When ei — $$ Jokes of the Day. ihe A DOLL PINCUSHION, A FASHION’S BIRTH. Ing by exact dates, he would not | Aan oy RCORUNDRUN SE Aan © another birthday until eo one retty present can made for} y Bellevue avenue, in Newport, the other day with he Swever vitelebratalont Marches inilicccoe . ; Se Aeet aay. ‘Beheaded, I am an oniinance of the| Elschen—Mother, when I get married Men hair’ hanging down her back. Another young SH OSEGAED HO EIRUL Gere | Sere coe teen ta ce Se eae church, a solemn ceremony; shall I have a husband like father? Le Bi Weneinn Scan her” babes anoeisy YOune F but one of the little Japanese dolls that Curtailed, I become a legal instrument a—Certainly, my dear. girl in her “set witnessed the daring Innovation and A Schoolgiri'n Plight cost 10 cents, and then get three-quar- | under seal epistalory; Blschen—And { 1 stay single shall approved. A third ‘ndor with the sincere flattery ma biapladols its abs Nrclscemal setealterea inecandeneanene Complete, T record, I engrave, I inscribe, |I be an old mata like Aunt Anna? Mementatintiand prestall a] now sijnmen! fashion: (oF) tem ancinice aecenteen ox } i T should do all Sateiligibly. Mamma—t think you will. 5 : na girl venteen and expect.| three inches wide Double thie and Rite, writ, write Elschen (with a deep sigh)—Well, I \ girls was set in vos! pve bre) Sia ulate . ear. MY ¢rinue both ends out wll you have a Beheaded, Iam a fluid black or violet, | 4 in a fix.—Just Fun. As the great oaks from | orn grow, 80 from ents are not wealthy and it Is at A} nice, deer fringe, and sew up one side or green or red; THAT WAS ALL. “mall and trifling beginuin ‘oimmutable Iawslnicct wed 10 gO tol very neatly with fine stik. Fold some Curtatled, T am of wood, of tron or @! “Maria.” demanded Mr. Billus, in a that govern “style.” The Mrince of Wales leaven tho,» 1k BON ha pan aH ahha Sa ere ones brass wire with a head; |1oud voice, “what have you been doing : § : i very on ime eve high| nee thick pad and sprinkle between Complete, I am one of the aweetest| to m: y Jower button of bis waistcoa ‘ una ned and the smart bs ae sone) es ue uaass ils lavare) acre scene Panes Put your flowers which deck the garden bed. “Nothing,” said Mra, Billus, “except _ dressers of the English-speaking nations follow the "80" A Pees el pal inside the ribbon, but do not let Ink, pin, pink. sharpen it ain, after shavini reading and spelling and would like to a toning: ag! s MMlustrious example. A princess wears a high collar to 7 {t reach) the top by two and a halt Behead me and Tam an ancient boat of | wido's tali with it, It's all right, isn't ie ahieall an ig = be a good arithinetician, and Tam will: |inches, and sew up the other side. | the most worldwide renown; it?”"—Chicago Tribt i conceal a sear, and high co lars become the mode even ing to study to Improw myseit 1 | Take the doll's leg off, cut a hole in the| Curtail me, and you will see T equal one ES: the remote Herrides and the vexed Bermudas. Lenox have also a weak votce for speaking |top of the satin suMelently large to all the value you set down; REMOVING THE CAUSES. girls ride hatless in the sun, and the nation's entire *"4 SIRE end J: ke it to be- insert the doll’s body, draw up the| Complete, Iam an oasis within any city| ‘S80 you belong to the Don't Worry feminine contingent of youthful years, and _{fome better, as it is customary for a) satin at the neck and waist. Take a| or town, Club?" , lg Le agi, and many a ma- graduate to-take the leading part in| tong plece of narrow satin ribbon, fold) Ark, par, park. “I do, and I'm glad of it, although on a8 well, does likewise. bur school. Tw Ike to he ® eredit La d oh ESS Se, Taner natant a acreal [it acress the doll's shoulders and te ttl or my membership compels me to take a lam F, Miller, whose syndicate promised to pay 620 per end Yoman's crowning glory, her hair, is susceptible of work for me. “4 please |iN a sash behind. Make two little} CARD TRICK, fe. chances." a * year on all investments.) ' 1k give me a tittle advice as to the wa , eves and a0 q in what way?! cand various kinds of dressing that styles, many IV" M8 ‘ite advice wa tothe way tringed satin alee : and aon them on} | ‘An ordinary playing card i firat|, “I" nad to “quit looking at Children! See, on our Pedeatal, eptionally ugly, come and go with great fre- and overcome my other defictencies? Ae a Aes o SB eGR ried tor ist shown; you then place it in an en- Hplad Find weighing my The man who's no more “in it.” eo ear saw the “bun,” the falling pompadou ADB. Aen TRbOn at Wie Baek. LO. DANE: Say. | Yelope in full view of your audience, | !nston Gtar. Glitt'ring investments he'd invent. He On a fresh young girl, nature's prize A Permit In Necessary. up by. You can atick some white, | close the snvelope and atate that you| UNAPPRECIATIVE WRETCH! a J Hen hae niplicity of tresses unconfined, wooed |7,th Faitor of The Evening World |black and fancy pins into the wadded| T am composed of nine letters and) i) change the spots instantly, when,| ‘What did your wife say when you Fooled people to thelr 1 bent. He iad twindscin eeductivesto m: A says that a man having A reason-| satin, and you will have a sweet amoll- Spell the name of a famous Uving | “presto, chang: ear open the envelope | oame home #0 late?” fi Borrowed thelr money at “Five-Twenty,” 5 ui mankind, | able excuse for carrying a revoly ing pincushion which will look pretty American author, and an entirely di ent is found. | “I really don’t know. T can just re- enough they may win Coronet | does not. neod a permit, Hoaays that all/ ot toe from. the dressing-table look-| My 2 7, B18 a rodent. . For « change can gauge the card es, an woke up three tlipes and And thereby proved that there are plenty ‘ Li D cathe Wi perm i ly 2, in aspiration, to disappear » and upon opening | she wa: taiking.''Cle ‘ Sea might ensnare only « m! fonaire. | Wibloh la right? * 8 | ing gloss, | 3 6 A'S Very aulok wotion, [ the" envelope Tes" dound empty, Beater, Rohe ras ‘ Of jays born every, minute, = N Sr ereese vigtearsesteer pent Sa eerie te eed Pe St TT etst