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ee oat ame: Ny. reas 4 C-apuabion stan orale * . ~*. Fe eee Ee enn ee oe ee TRH a ye NTN Cree $40400000604 SBODVEOOODD 064666624099 OO GO GGHEGVO®® BOBHOOOOCOUEHEOCDS 9-4-6000 0G 084-000 000-005606O006000069 shed by tho Press Publishing Company, No. 6 to @ : Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Office at New-York as Second-Class Mall Matter. NO, 18,095. THE STREET-CAR PERIL. TIOKES OF THE DAY} * 9 66 tain ear, Pus ommay| “on wy es mencs ee sactl: © MR» LITTLEJOHN?S RIDE UPTOWN ON THE “L.” 3) THE MAN HIGHER OP. potibad service: [that night she wanted me to put them Its Strenuous Features Illustrated by Artist Powers. 3 A Shot at the Stock Exchange. Anybody who has trusted his life to an “L” train since the awful oversrowding of its cars began knows what the experience is. Mr. Little- john's journey from Park Place to One Hundred and Twenty-fifth street is here Gescribed in pictures. Some others have not come off as lucky ea) ; Mr. Littlejohn. >| 66] SEE tho players on the Stock Exchange wouldmt let Larry Waterbury buy chips and 6! <2 > |the Cigar Store Man, ees Bag ss “They let him buy chips all right and pay for mie seat,” replied The Man Higher Up, “but they wouldn’t let him draw cards. They didn’t bar him becatise they thought he carried a hold-out in his sleeve or knew how - §|to deal from the bottom, but because they thought his game was too swift. The committee appointed to look over players before allowing them to declare @ Iimi¢ sald he was too reckless.” “They're getting pretty exclusive on the Stock Ezy change,” ventured the Cigar Store Man. “Well, it’s just like this,” sald The Man Higher Up “If you were running a quiet little game that was draw- Ing suckers like a burlesque show draws college boys and were splitting up the kitty with a few friends, yout Wouldn't let somebody that had a chance to cut in and get results into the combination, would you? They wouldn't let Jay Gould into the Stock Exchange because MAL this time of the year there ta always a roar, ‘The complainta that|UP pegs from wornen any worlous import. 1f these women wero tet holding meet! the conditions of the care they would be scuming “How to Make Oster Pooplo's Homes Happy" oF somo other mites This attitude of contemptuous indifference to eriti-| ‘elsm {s not likely to improve the public temper toward |, sa i the Traction Company. The problem of handling the +h @normons traffic in the rush hours is admittedly a dim-) * eult one; the configuration of the city is such that it] 72" featlvles for eave: OR Vd ) will always be so. But {1 Is equally an admitted fact! “int the turkey had passed through } {hat womon trying to get home at the end of a day'all the stagos of fricassee, croquettes, Mowntown are subjected to an ordeal that no woman! ™tsh and soup, 1 suppose,” hasarded jhould be forced t. nd " he Hallbed mite, site-stepping the Meanie cenaasee co tO. MEU CTRY indiady's righteous frown It is no longer a question of a woman's getting a f } geat through an act of masculine courtesy. All that | Moses was found in the bulrushes, mai) 7 But it ts safe to say She now asks for js a strap to hang to, space in whled | tea have been lost in the “ZL rushes to brace herself against the jerking of the car and a! j¢ he put lived to-day reasonable assurance that her gown will not be torn| BSE us ane enters or leaves, Even this is denied her and|, “Why do you suppose the sun never Pr ‘ats’ on England's possessions? that is why she complains. Much of the increased ¢le-| “yor fear of ‘hatching’ trouble, I vated trafic is from former women patrons of surface | quess."” ‘And you didn't relish the put-up job, eh?” “So you're contesting the will?’ 1 sup- pow ‘re anxious as to the outcome?” put more anxious as to the in- ‘The anctents used to prolong Christ- rm: i x 2199O96HO ears, now forced against their inclination to abandon them in the belief that if they are obliged to stand it | La Montt—I see the Princeton football team carried a live tizer on tho field. he had stung a lot of them tn legalized piracy. Mayde young Waterbury, since he has been studying the com ‘ will be preferable in the end to endure the briefer ordeal] La Moyne—Great guns! ten't the game dangerous enough without that?—Chl- of the “L. leago Daily News DR. LORENZ’S FOUR MEALS. “Yes, 1 was shopping ten hours to-day lin the very thick of the hollday crowd, Dr. Lorenz has made certain admissions about Bi6 gnq my football training came in binations down in Wall street, has put a few influential bank rolls on the cheese, “In my opinion, the only lucky people on the Wall strect game are the brokers and the crooks that can’t f diet and the quantity of food he consumes that merit rae caret On) © |get below the dead line established by Tom Byrnes the serious attention and consideration of those who| ‘Do much buying?” | Instead of have onl. senti tal { re ar in his 8 ical an “Not exactly; but I got in sight of e bh of keeping the dead’ line’ against crooks they: nly a sentimen' nterest in his surgical oper | tho counter twice.” $ | ous! it to establish a dead line to keep suckers out of tions. Suggestions about what we should eat are of im-| 3 Wall street. Then the brokers would have to skin each « |other, and the wild shrieks of agony would attract atten 4 portance to us all. The doctor's meals comprise a— “She has such a forgiving nature!” os “What makes you think #02" 2 saeeaeirentan Tae at 6.99, after bathing, and composed of cattee oa | wt told ber thar Spitting, who is court- ieee cies htasesTaked at S\end (ecnsisting of two soti-bolted: epee, tried 08 Her, was a mere abciony for a man, ham or chops and hot tea. and she eaid she was quite ready to ac- A hearty luncheon, cept an apology.” A audstantiat dinner. tion as far away as Perth Amboy and Poughkeepsle. “T can't see where they have any license to bar any~ »| body, from Grand Central Pete to a good second-story, man, from Wall street. If there ever was a game where they play both ends against the middle that’s the game. “Unless you're declared in you've got no show, They said Four menls n day and a larger allowance of food) 7% as 2 young man eo gee 4 “Phthieis a than most Americans permit themselves. The double! ts often conveyed in fond phkisses. THE Huma take it away from you coming and they take it away ; breakfast need not concern us, for as a rule we eat) “ So are rote and gastraigis ‘Spele UU from you going. Also they take it away from you % @uough in the morning. But the hearty luncheon 1s |, iat UTHIKGi treaty HEU RONELaSer standing still. No matter how wise you are about othet | fi things, they have got a system in Wall street that makes e; impertant. For the most part we sin against our phmiase: stomachs by eating too litle rather than too much in — midday. A heavier meal then with a fifteen minutes’ | jw rest after it would mean fewer occasions for cocktails H SOMEBODIES, } to tono up tired nerves before dinner. As Lie the) HALE, MIG8 NELLTE—daughter of E Vodily economy the old theory of a noon dinner Wa8 &) warg Everett Hale, has won re good one. It gave a hard-working man an ample al-| fame as an artist, her work showing Jowanve of food to do his work on, and it averted the; great vigor and finesse, “ail gone” feeling that sometimes arises at four after; MESDAG, H. W.—the want Dutch 23 |” painter, Is about to give his country Bere uscheon ot pie and milk, his whole collection of paintings, val- --‘ Seorates sald that “the nearer a man is to God the) yey at over $1,000,000 iiss food he needs,” which is interesting spiritually, but pirzGgERALD, PERCY—a personal x ju practice we can get more direct benefit out of the) friend of Charles Dickens, is to be the tatorialism of Dr. Lorenz's example, Léke Cacsar,| Dickens Fellowship Society's frat | but for cther reasons, the man of affairs in choosing’ See iiaGense: Meee eae a pesistants prefers to have about him sleek men that works throughout the world. sleep of nights and are strong because they are well|prrrs, WILLLAM—who recently dled In § nurtured. Taunton, Mass, left 5,00 toward spreading the Episcopal form of wor- outside wisdom look like a deaf and dumb man et @ political celebration, “The trust instinct is growing so fast that the main squeczes in the Stock Exchange have got a rave to! make a trust out of it. 1 don’t blame them myself. If I had a good thing I wouldn't want every Willle Butt-Im g that had the price to put his hooks in for his bit. As # trust, the Stock Exchange could sew up the profits 3 among the guys that are already carrying it away im automobiles. “Under a trust arrangement the Stock Exchange ©|would make the Standard Oll business look like selling collar buttons. ‘he beauty about the Stock Exchange - is that all they need is a building for their plant. They , don’t need any machinery or locomotives or pipe lines— unless it is the hot-air plpe lines they put out for fools with money. All they have to do is hustle around © every day on the floor of the Stock Exchange for five’ | hours and the money cons to them. in THE NIGHTLY SCRAP OM THE L.AATFoRM X\ i S Vj Y Yj SOCKS, THE FIRE DOG. Soares toes cel ville, Serre S Truck 16's firo dog, Socks, was buried at the bottom | me TN eye OO eet hls OFFAT HIS “Another grand thing if the Stock Exchanges nietry, (STAT( ore made a trust would be the increased prosperity of i show girls in the Broadway productions. They could |» play their tips with their friends then, and it would be / acinch that nobody could get away with it on the oute side.” “Why don't Jerome rald the Stock Exchange?” askeq ost of the East River Wednesday. Sucks died in the line| ministry, preached 9,80 sermons, con- of duty the day before, and his mortal remains were| ducteq 911 funerals, married @1 couples placed in a pine coffin, a pencilled inscription on it re-]_ 4nd baptized 4.018; persona, cording his virtues. Three firemen secured leave of ab- Ppaaeipene iris Ct rai sence to bury their canine comrade, and his body WA8| mere intend to give him a rare col- cast with a splash but with sorrow into the river. lection of obsolete Oriental stamps, teal sotoaten y > In London, at Hyde Park, they have a cemetery for |STEVENS, J. F.—the railroad magnate, je Cigar Store . j ; . i 2] “Bec tow Jacobs $80,000 to disguise meal distinguished dogs, and marble headstones perpetuate| S475 the Canadian Northwest will ‘Because it would cost Jaco! n$80) »|himself so that he could get in,” replied The Man soon produce, yearly, a biilion bushels a their names and fame. Here a dog worthy of mortuary] oO wreat. honors {s lucky to fare as well as Socks. Mrs, Kerno- ———$ chan has a private cemetery for her kennels at Hemp-| WHAT BECOMES OF OLD SHOES. |‘ stead; in it are the graves of several prized animals, roe (pies ny eae aa nethwaa}e i m the int of modern industry, including that of Margot, the French bulldog that was| says the Dallas News, After they hav —s 3] Higher Up. Sieweny SAYINGS OF THE WISE. BiG INEAW AY They go for the falrest way to Heaven that would serve | God without a hell.—sir Thomas Browne. t AN INSINUATION. HE POINT? SEET its mistress's favorite for elght years, But there ts no public burying ground for dogs departing life under con- ditions that make their interment a matter of commen- dable sentiment. The dog given the most elaborate done thelr service and are discarded by the first wearers a second-hand dealer restores the worn shoes to something like their former appearance, and they are sold again to be worn a little by the ‘ature alone is antiqte and the oldest art a mushroom—= | Carlyle, \ om God Is the only being who has time enough; but a prudent man, who knows how to seize occasion, can commonly make shift to find as much as he needs.—Lowell. Censure {s the tax a man pays to the public for being” eminent.—Switt. The miserable have no other medicine, but only hope— Shakespeare. ‘© canine funeral on record, Mrs. Rigg’s English coach dog] poorer classes. Lettle, at Burlington, N. J., was buried in the front yard,|, When the shoos are Anally discarded y them the: j Lettle was removed from the brass bed in which she|™y,mrem, “ey Sx® still Kood for various had long reposed in her mistress’s bedroom to a satin-| In France such shoes are bought up figh i ined cedar coffin. There were 150 persons in the|!" auantitles by rag dealers and sold to Any co. d can fight a battle when he's sure of winning, Renate processive factories, where the shoes are first but give m n who has phick to fight when he's sure funeral procession. taken apart and submitted to long pro- yO oe ? ericeln ps Lady—But why don't you want Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they The honors paid Lettie were absurd enough, eve} cesses which turn them into paste, from at f nand of woman, nl ey win with it the utmost passion of her heart, Else it may Mabel—Who gave the bride this lon, fur-tipped overcoat? Act. with all proper allowance made for her mistress's griet; which the material {# transformed Into : — mE i bie: fort hi mightler touch than an Imitation leather, appearing very away ors wear them thelr wiser a DIB etOrtoe, SW en eT Oe. + but manifestations of affection for an animal have gone] oo ice the finest morocco, » not put pins in your teacher's} Jack—Her little brother. He an- Green—Say, do you know how It Sandy Pikes—Dat’s de reason, | their own may have awakened all her sensibilities, to be re~ to greater lengths. Did not Alexander name a town! Upon this material stylish designs are| > chair?” nounced to the assembled guests} fecis to be kicked by a mule? mum. Do you think | want bar-%| proached jeven for the calm content, the marble image of after his horse, Bucephalus; and was not a Roman|stamped, and wall pa , trunk cov “Of course not,” yelled the whole} that she had false teeth and dyed Brown—No, | don't—and, what's } tenders makin’ me fay In advance ¢ | happiness, which they will have imposed upon her as the > cl ‘we put cactus buds. more, | don't want you to show me. } for a drink? @ | warm reallty.—Hawthorn COO horse deemed worthy of a consulship? As for dogs,|!48 and similar articles are manufac 6 tured from It, 3OOX rPOOOOOOUIDIHOOE DODO, should we not be willing to give “Bol, Son of Battle,” i = ebciacs et a grave and a headstone? HEADSMAN BEHEADED. CANINE INTELLIGENCE. t Socks was a dog with few friendships, but those in- Fate works strangely in retribution, My friend was staying this autumn In Wales. Smoking: ‘tense. Instinct told him when the gong meant action| °° stacomen a tite Japanese capital and chatting one evening with a local farmer the tall fell upon\ es i his company, and he was the first to respond. A has just died, after a manner which dogs. The farmer's sheep dog lay before the fire, and the’ pfor pany, most melodramatically iMlustrates the farmer instanced his sagaclty, says the London Outlook. He” INVISIBLE WRITING. made an exclamation in Welsh. At once the dog rose and Write upon paper with a diluted solu-| went to the door, “You might let him out,” sald the farmet tion of murlate of copper. When dry it|‘'‘The sheep are in the corn’ is what I said to him" | The will not be visible, but on being warmed| dog passed engerly out. Ina few minutes there was @ before the fire the writing will become| scratching at the door, The dog entered panting and lay bright yellow. Write with a pure solu-| down at the fire again Shortly afterward the farmer re= tion of cobalt and the letters will' bo of | peated his Welsh remark. Again the dog ran to the door a green color, With acetate of cobalt or] and my friend let him out. Agaln in a few minutes was ther with purified muriate of cobalt the wrlt-| scratching at the door, and again he lay down before the are © @og’s alertness of movement usually excels a man’s,| dramatic ftness of things THE MATCH PUZZLE. concerning which Charles Dudley Warner said of his] While passing over the railway at a - level crossing near Tokio he was caught ® passing train, and he who had be- aded many was himself beheaded. ———— 5) A MEMORY SYSTEM. fesponise to anything he Wears, slare'to| ‘Teacher—In what year was the bs Tae sensation, the making up of the mind and thelor Waterloo fought? nie) battle His mental capacity a! ae Hsetantanco ‘ r to be simultaneous. 5 he aatlar alcctness suabled Socks to be at the horses'| Pupil! don't know. ing wit be blue, Draw a landscape with| panting, After an interval the farmer remarked in Welsh, i 3 Teacher—It's simple enough {f you some volored ink and paint the follage| quite in the way of conversation, “I am not easy about those of the trees and flowers with muriate| sheep, I do believe they're In the corn.” The dog: without ~* heels before the alarm had ceased ringing. only would learn how to cultivate arti- of cobalt, some of the blossoms, &c.,| rising looked up at the farmer, gave two sharp yelps end ficlal memory, Remember the twelve and OSE c easlidg: fein) ‘memory. Remember the twalve . with acetate of cobalt and others with] turned round to his sleep again, He said as plainly as thougt fpanlon | Ads) aie ia8e) umber 00 li aviccaugwizsineiend pt ens este muriate of copper, While the picture 1s] i¢ had been in words, “Don't be a fool; I've been twice cold tt will appear to be merely an out-| they're not In the corn.” then cut slantingly the end of a second line of a landscape or winter scene, but |* at ‘The exclusion of Lawrence Waterbury from mem-]j; that's 1,800. Take the t ‘© apos- bership In the Stock Exchange is certain to create wide-|tles again; add a quarter of thelr num-| Ne eh Is to be inserted In the’ dt- when gently warmed the trees and flow- spread interest because of the high moral ground on|¥er to them: that's fifteen. Add what vided end of the first, forming an acute ote will be diepiayed in their natural you've got; that’s 1.815. That's the date. | angle. Place them on the table, the colors, which they will preserve only BURIED ON HORSEBACK. ‘they continue warm. This may be ewhich it is based. The reason alleged is that the re- whil MD a ads Lord Dacre, who died fighting for tho Lancastrians at | summit of the angle at the top, leaning Quite simple, you see, to remember dates “> fected candidate is “Inclined to be a little too reckless} i you will only adop: system, against a third match, as represented Im speculation.” en in the Ilustration. ey Towton, Eng., In 1461, directed that If he were killed in the) Le If he engaged in legitimate and staple stock opera-|® B\ ates Bre aHot He properasiane needed GAMES PORIWINTER EVENINGS. | cities taporite ‘horse should be buried In the same hie ttt ld snot hi TO SYLVIA'S LIPS. } Give « fourth match to any one Here are a few games that do not re- grave with him, says the Chicago News. According to his tlons CAT 3) y would not have been called in quea- | 5 present, asking. him to of by the ald Here ts the magic cigarette case, Figure 1 shows the cigwrette case empty beside BAY OPDess hie, and very little | \sehos, when his interment took place in a Saxon churgh~ thinking: wird after the tattle, a tremendous grave was dug and ix it~ of it the first three matcties which form | when opened, Opened for the second time It appear igarettes, i ened. G pears filted with cl to the the angle. ‘This is the problem which 1s| preat sueprise of the looker-on. ‘TTho box has two drawers—irawer A, which ial Try to stand for five minutes without | {14 warrior wae’ buried, seated upright on his hore, Busi) IK Lan kop Ray figure held by the lempty, and drawer B. in which the cigarettes are contained. ‘The oase has moving and with’ your eyes Dilnded-| centuries reflections were oast upon the sccuracy: aaa Many and in the jon shows the solu-| gouble bottom, and figure 3 explains t ick. The inside wall the bobto: fy f ears a hile excavath 4 ouble re 8 the trick. The Inside wall of BOE Tea out of eionstx vithowe eneinat | aaom teen re 0 Ww vations for new If he had gained contro! of a bankrupt railroad | | “merged” it with a prosperous system, or held out| | & syndicate and come to terms at his own figure ‘The bees to Sylvia's lips have flown, For honey sweet they g: The flowerets all have Jealou bught a forge in a forest and incorporated it into al | To be neglected so! éhon) of the box is provided with a small meta ace of 0 f t \ lever (M), whieh revolves aroui ivot made close by the reputed burl company there might have been no objection to LAA essa e bsdaghlag fourth | (p) and Fenibioninisivet (FO tn feoia ie sdaatvped Asatte teen Fades ine. forward or putting your foot Lilet ey aioe ofa oleeee icone into a pa ee But Sylvia has reproved the bees match slightly against the first two in| ¢ ime bottom of drawer B completes the device. When the two compartments are | Pack Under the ohelr, You'll be very} 114 upon further search being made the skull of a big horse tech across the nail of your] was brought to the surface. As this was found almost at the” x Waterbury. But reckless speculation disturbs| |“) sent them back pretpen and must be checked. The flowers are sweet enough for oe allow the third to fall on the | pushed 4nto the ease in order to close It, drawer B alldes into A, and C raises tho \ lever M, which elips behind the conleal head and holds the second drawer in place. a mal middle finger und try to break tt by | very spot under which the body of Lord Dacre was sald preasing upon Ht with the frat and third) 11. ye was accepted as confirmation of thé tradition, pare - that this third one may drop into the difference between tweedledum and tweedledee! sell ’ HoWow Oecthe angie’ formed: by the fret | Toereeres cue tne ies Orawer corporis whee pulled out. It slides very ens! ors of the same hand. ‘Exchange ethics is so fine but so important: er ips were made for men, two. Then lift the match that you hold | Da#t the second. But turning the box upsile down, #0 that the word ‘'Cigarettes"’ and with 5 ae left foot, shoulder | ticularly as the skull was found to be standing vertionlly a —Gelett Burgess's Poems, printed on the Hd comes to the bottom, the lever (M) drops from the conical head |and the left side of your head touching) the soll, The skull was replaced carefully im tw a pom, light thrown upon it is welcome. Ps i 4, hich com- nf Wnz2isa Bethe theve tuatohes, (G), and the two drawers pull out together. kn wan tnd try to Kick with QYOUF| ooition and the excavation Aled up s i ae Nae? ee el : % Janae hep oe