The evening world. Newspaper, December 12, 1902, Page 14

THE WORLD: FRIDAY EVENING, DECEMBER 12, 190%. whee I ARO wee tek) eR, eee | by the Press Publishing Company, No. 53 to 3 ‘k Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Office lew York as Second-Ciass Mail Matter. : sete NO. 18,088. tena or Tie DAU rr DAD! o00onroe ee To thelinditer, of “rhe ar . the tor of The Evening World: : Been ie aan pee 5 JEROME PL NS NEW TH FE-YE R CRUS DE pour Hl Wee nlerseing ine Poa ihe ‘The beeteaters’ tournament in the Atlantic Garden Dee ROG a ean A f \ é \ A ° of your still more interesting Home Page. His Wednesday night was remarkable for the defeat of Pat~ Ene (weartly)—Oh, I'm ready to admit] 3 = article on the six-day race at Madison Square Gar fa “Fiok Divver, the champion, and for the exhibition of the taccnwtthet vothering over the HIS PREPARATIONS PICTURED BY ARTIST KAH LES. den was very fine. THEOS ALWYN. @ eal =f U UF E 00 ip Se bey = Weetsteaic'® capacity by Charlie Abrams, the victor,’ reason SRTMAREGaISa Te CEORLEETLEET AV aHE HOI RaOe! ES RGHEIMER MLE Z Stapleton, &. 1, Dec. 9. AF the smallest man present he carried off the eee atdarkityiuer really a ‘Fool WE BEST PIECE OF COUDs MAKE ME uP $1X HE HATH A MARVELLOUS, CLOTHING 'N GOOD sooTH, ST palm by eating seven pounds of porterhouse. Wither 't jeyery WE'VE HAD *SINcE YULE- SUITS AT OPEMENT a) es ay Tis SHOULD Make THE M ing an off night for Divver, who has a record of four- don't know, Why not be on the TIDE — WARRANTED ——4 | A HANDSOME Pain : ° en pdulids, or else that prize gastronome of previous safe side by getting insured?” NOT TOWRINKLE ‘ a ne ; / cr BREECHES. i aeoo SHRINK OR FADE P h , : A) ; ON THE NEW EXCISE MOVE. ola Pee ea ecu oh, OEM NAL als 228, “Tye just drawn a rough sketch of a v8 x battle scene.’ ) # sSmall men ordinarily eat more day in and day out] Tarawa battle, I suppose?” farge’ men, but nature does not ordinarily equip se q m with stomachic roominess to accomplish the fea nares Gate: Remter enact ase ty © “with which Abrams distinguished himeelf. His victory! qq ¢or scrambled egKs? Ys therefore surprising even with Divver out of condi-| Dignified Waiter—De exgn we bile cost on.’ Bat Divver must still be accounted first and! more dan de eggs we acramble, auh— | greatest of the Big Four of Beefsteak Devourers, of Chicas Tribune, ‘jwhom the,other members are ex-Mayor Van Wyck, ex-! «7 hear Blabber can't get a lawyer ‘Registor'Fromme and Henry Campbell, the former with! to take up his o #, record’ of ten and a halt pounds and Campbell with ax eti the m z | “pine to Ais credit. Divver made his reputation on March’ “**? his own cou _ 780, 1897,, when he consumed ten and three-quarter pounds! “Marry in haste, repent at leisure,” 6c SEE District-Attorney Jerome is going to Albany to try to have a bill passed allowing the saloons to keep open on Sunday,” remarked“ the cigar store man. “Yes,” answered The Man Higher Up, “and they tell me thut George Francis Train is going to try to geta © ™ bill passed allowing the tides to run under the Brooklyn Bridge; also that Chuck Connors is working on a Dill to allow opium smoking in Chinatown on Sunday aftor- “~ ENEET row ; noons. I wouldn't drop dead if George Lederer would SUITS, Pace j : ° go uy: to Albany and try to get the Legislature to author- } HH) ize restaurant orchestras to play ‘Nancy Brown.’" Tot portettiouse, On Dec. 12, 1898, he got away with ten) Is « phrase toiks were inventing . ‘ ee a IC IST ST EEOC ‘and a hajf pounds. His record performance was on Jan, cfs a estates an Tepaltings: * NoT $0 &x- i j store man, ee ne eres re pose ms « “Sure, Mike,” replied The Man Higher Up. “And all ‘ounces, He attempted to oxcel this on Feb. 11, 1901,! ‘Who garners all the wild oats that} the saloons are open on Sunday. A man can start out © as 8EST "SHEET IRON " Peoor = WARRANTED Noy ~ Rusy, 50008 garrulous he can’t * but gave up at fourteen pounds. arelsowsl with the ringing of the church bells and if he has a good | We have achieved a national pre-eminence as fast sTnelrost-wardener, /5yese WAGER ©) capacity he can finish at twilight with a brannigan @ ANT @ } sand voracious eaters and some of the recornis made are) Mrs, Korseley—I don't see your lady LAUNDERED OR CINE METRO ® | Steamboat couldn't carry. It 1s ag easy to accumulate a eat enn lla al tal tee ean Ge ie rou ede he a hate ’ UNLAUNDERED GAMBLER PROOF, y g stow on Sunday aa it {s to take a etreet-car ride. That's Oysters.— jam F, fy let of re De- inen—No; you ma: > | - ®) wl | (> partinent of Kansas City, Kan., 14 ate sitting, Jan. 5.|noticed my lady friend's gentleman SHIR §5 O'MAIL nla Siete ies peeetates) vas a a eles ‘wan’ ie joons WITH CUFFS ‘1888. F. L. Mackey, 100 in 9 minutes, Jan. 8, 1808. W. 13.| friend with me, so she’s my lady enemy ATTACHED, al Hinman, 143 in 15 minutes, Maroh 6, 1896. In 189% D./ now.—Philadeiphia Press, Costigan won $250 from Jere Dunn by eating 1,000 In keep open on Sunday. Jerome is a hard man to get next to, but I’m willing to make a round book that I'm Johnny Wise. “When the Reform Administration slid in there was a whole lot of conniving among the theoretical politd- clans, who got busy trying tu run things. They knew that the saloons were open on Sunday and that the saloon-keepers were putting up to somebody for keeping open. They knew that it was just as much against the law to keep saloons open on Sunday as it is to break into a store or explore a man with a knife or try t commit suicide. Likewise they were stuffed with knowl- ; edge that a good many thousand flerce thirsts work jus , one week. There was a young spendthrift from Ghent ‘Glakia.—Joseph Moore at Suffern, N. J., 100 in 27 minutes, Feb. W, 180. Adolph Kitchen at Canarsie, 210 in 1 hour, | “ie delhi intennurtnd up wea FO) Aug. 18, 1894. sata : ‘ He enswered, ‘Nay, nay! Ple—Sam Jackson at Paasalo, Fob. 7, 1893, 14 mince within| 116 cheaper to move than pay rhent.” 1 minutes, Leo Well, March 22, 1896, 2 apple within 4 minutes. ‘ “The I Dacca Caxce:—Atyles McKeo #9 et one sitting, Feb. thleence ee Tl Otan Grink Kero- © 1894, At Goshen, Ind., Morris Flynn 97 in an evening,| “1 never guessed they wore such light 2 Geteating 11 contestants. ‘arlaware ) .\Aipples.—Charies E. Haning, Westwood, N. J., a barrel with- — © tne week during December, 159. Fink 90 in 7 minutes, July 8, 1896. $2 O304Od 7 a nf Priederich, at Williamsburg, 50 in 1 hour. Uterary attainments, wouldn't you?’ WE WL smite ORDERING HIS. LAYING IN ASTOCK OF ageP : “Yea; but I happen to know that she THE VILE CAITIFES UNDERWEAR SUPPLY HELMETS, as hard on Sunday as on any other day, and that at- PARROTS IN EMERGENCIES. ien't es well read as she is painted.”— WITHA-TERRIBLE PPR THESE ARE THE tached to each of these thirsts is a large juicy vote. The 2 Jat ther Sixty-frth street flat-house fire Wednesday Cleveland Piain Dealer, ‘SMITE with oug /\ hai DEADLIEST WEAPONS Maid Ph the thirst. Even a theoretical politician * a nows al | {Fireman Murphy, hearing cries of “Let me go, — tt,’ oy) A. oS Sownt Tne taut rene Te tees eal! SOMEBODIES, f “No crap-shooter ever wanted his pork chops more ye hemently than politiclans want votes, whether they are practical or theoretical. So the reformers frame up @ deal by which they can satisfy the thirsts and out general the hardshells who would like to see New York as dry on Sunday as a temperance orator in a town where everybody knows him. “They figure that if they can make Sunday booze scat- tering a nice, quiet business the thirsts will think they're the real sealskin, with sable trimmings; the hardshells will think it’s all right, all right, because the reformers are doing it, and the booze dispensers will fall all eve themselves with gladness because they won't have to psy the right party for letting people into the back room. “Well, say! A whole lot of the wet goods store men went out and threw their keys into the river. Some of them were sure enough under the influence of the re | form hot °’ «nd thought they could violate the law for te lose their heads in time of peril. In the discovery of 3 detection of thieves they have achieved re- ‘is and tho 33 ‘America. He has been in Government Ow panes JEROME AND HIS Hi 7 Alpe iss pall {1 JENCHMEN LINING UP:AGAINST THEGAMBLERS. MPCOY, MRS. MARGARDIT—-who wes The doughty knight Sir William Travers Jerome hath decreed a three-year crusade against the gamblers. B'en now. trusty henchmen are arm- @re numberless. By her warning lives} Universally known es “The Mother of | Ping him with a well laundered ehirt of mail, a Weeks and Battle-axe and a hand-me-down sult of custom-made armor. Jacobs, Baron of Spyin’ Cops, Wed at Mrs. Desmond's boarding-house in Pate Methodiem tn the W thas just died may he heard on any fine day exhorting him thus: “By me haltdome, fal r sir, let us cleave the caitiffs to the chine.” A Bourneau's hi H ‘s home in Plainfield; at the ANOTHER DEDUCTION. GOBBLING THEM ALL, HE WASN'T “IT.” AND THERE ARE OTHERS. ° nothing. .... the jolt came suddenly. “The right party kept right on coming around. Befors that the gin-mill keeper knew when he put up the ‘cush 4 that he would be protected. It didn’t take him very long to get wise that under the new playing.rules he didn’t get any more protection then a rabbit, If he didn’t cough up he couldn't do business, and if he did cough up he was as likely to be pinched as if he had hit the righ|, it the extent of the parrot’s vocabulary. Their WOOD ENGRAVING. the foldin i ; party with a bung-starter and threw him out the folding. ts as linguists, recognized as they are.) such controversy wae atone time ex : ' x 3S Le doors. ‘been fully appreciated. Many pereons in rural|.ctted about the country that could olaim \ at . a : 5 | «and that's the layout and Jerome knows it. The cash have not | than 10 word rags registers are tapped weekly for small stacks for the right parties, more booze 1s handed out than ever before, and A) Yotebilary of fewer than 400 words. The average | the only people that are satisfied are the owners of the @ | thirsts.” parr ich hes been carefully trained appears to have " «&.atock.of from 50 to 100 words, but there have been i “parrots. te 300 . Dick, the par-| as early as the tenth century, says the " A g ey pects Bucyrus, 0. fecesea ice ss put ie this Betentifo American. The Independent 4 = : mad > “Do you think Jerome will get his bill passed? asked “1 saad 2 s origination of the art has deen generally . : 6) © | the cigar-store man. ; >| «Not until the up-State soaks get over putting away . Pian i he ki re and credited to Germany among modem na- *Parrots have spoken nearly langusges. Otesias! tions. In the Cologne district a St. Jon Wil bet that man with a souge on Saturday night that make them shy ata FY ( Cholly—Could you—aw—learn that understood a Hindoo dialect and Ca-| Christopher, which bas been reproduced, ey oh. the yellow dog at his h lives Jonae—Wall, wonder ? to love a man who—aw—lov xt morning,” replied The biew: ildhrom's bird spoke Latin, Humboldt enw one| Wa? out in 14, « Gt. Betaminds fn wa] 3 In a fat. whioh'll be ther biggest turkey { you very dearly? out? : Wilaky edvertisement;(hel:next! morning) te, South America that was the sole living being ac-| Playing cards were, however, in use (n Brown—What’s the answer? gobbler this year, hey? Miss Bluffem—Bring the man Short—My wife trusts me, but® | Man Higher Up. ie Jonee—The dog's tail is mi Sllas—Why, er, well ther tur 3 around some evening and I'll let } my grocer positively declines to; dwith an Indian dialect the human speakers of; France to dispute the priority of Ger- which were extinct. Parrots mostly speak Spanish and|™any, and many attempts have been lag: Nel roomy inthe Cee fr Kay) trusts of course, yes, ialrree.x¢ Med peel ee ae . s * ORIGIN OF WORD COAL. ; and the fact that sailors h od made to claim the art es due to Brench SOLGOOPPPPGHOHOS $0550.06 ‘ 00060080 eet lors have trained many) Crterprise. M. Henei Bouchot, of the! “them explains thelr aptitude for profanity, Thelr! pipiiotheque-Nationale, now declares woeal development has been almost wholly the result of; that a part of @ Dlock with @ repre- man’s instruction. In this connection it is to be rememe| sentation of a crucifixion hes been 4i jybered that dogs did not bark until they became ac-| covered in a country town of Franoe. inted. with man and sought to express their desires] The costumes are evidently those worn ‘ in the quiddle of the fourteenth century, and it te assumed that the wood block belongs to eome time between 130 and Curtously, the word coal was in use long before, as well as . | SPHINX NEEDS UMBRELLA, }1ong after, the commencement of th» soal trade, with @ | H OM GB FU SN FOR wi NTER | Ss ‘Vanioe hae lost her famous Campanile meaning quite different from that which it now has eae Sa EEE Ee term originally belonged to wood fuel, and was applied im PARLOR GAME FOR BROTHER AND SISTER. and now Egypt has good cause to trem-) | iar to wood which had been charred, or what js BOW ble for her sphinx—at least 20 says a| Dorss charcoal, ays the Detrott Tribune. Aistinguished uropean Exyptologist| When the trade in mineral coal began, this was usually who examined this ancient monument| distinguished by the alngular name of sea coal, It would seem that, from having been gathered in carly times on the IBSTACLES AND ACCIDENTS. sfeet ages mae eo ssn) | as Seer Stan ete eae year, he points out, there are terrible) prom this clroumstance, and its resa(nb'ar:e to wood coal years ago I was a little and very poor boy. INTERCHANGE, a ie vier 6 day, wandering along the street, I found a single glove. |} 1, + ang apple tree; showers of rain in ypt, whic! in color and burning properties, it obtained the name of wes” ‘ se hey b " 4 \\ followed by fierce tempests, and, 88 8) X44), by which it was #o long and so widely known, Tien, Spat it on. It was much too lange and contrasted harshly with my feet, which were bare. Proud and happy I walked result, the sphinx, which bas etood for] / "vires of time, as the new fuelgained upon and’ sun Bibvaees ss as onic, “you oil tare to ire centuries, 1s now belng slowly but ealtheloid, tha eiraple ‘ot o5ul beensan’e ers Mice uae oe surely destroyed, the stone of which it ore it nee niversally rf ae bercage ot 1s fashioned being no longer able to meres, iascace ce. those | cea the periodical onslaughts of the a PEREUM weather, zit ‘Ae the only efficacious remedy, he sug- FORMER Es. i gests that an immense umbrella be| Our forefathers were great people Cor scents and " fiaced over thé monument, as thus the| rragrant herbs and apices, and the astonlehing Legperpute| fain could be warded off, and that some] soning they put with the simplest dishes pollesspeat 4 Method be also devised to protect 1t]ctnost any combination, eays Good Words. When to rt ayainst the sand which eftvelops it dur-| cherry tart they found It necessary to make a syrup of oinmam ing tenmpeats: mon, ginger and “sawndera,” and to add rosewater to thd ee Icing, one can imagine how they set to work to cook @ comme rant. Perhaps if we remind our readers that many ches» And “Ant @} with thee Life's rapture exquisite and strong: Its hope, Ite eager energy, Its fragrance and {ts song. ‘The oriole ewayed in the apple tree, ‘And be sang, “I will build, with my love, a nest, Fine as e'or weloomed « birdling of later Ufe I often remembered words. But at the age of thirty, struggles, I had overcome ail obstacles as a’ stu- arose to be first ansistant to the lato Prof, Albert. nght general surgery, and the dream of my life was to ‘dream never came true. I contracted a peouliar . I could not follow my chosen work. I -that the other glove was gone forever, and I could ‘Teatet the temptation to blow out my brains. In Leary ; n\ cone 7 of my lot to Prof. Albert, he eutd to me: Tues «ee m, secure yet WHY PEOPLE FAIL. mln A ig Mirae ees fa qho total number of business failures] DE? TCR Tine ana that rushes tock tte ag in the United States last year was 10,-| 0° 11 attze one of the yen pitpennge Py omisa jon Gis, ‘The causes of those are divided) io 0) waters” were Seer aceinkied Paso cn into two classes, those due to the man in great houses, or for revela, or on the himeelf and ¢ due to pthers, the| paging, ‘ former, of course, being the largest and most significant, Of failures under the first heading 3223, the 1 number, THE INCOMES OF CITIES, are attributed to lack pf capital; incom- petence comes next with 2,0:3 failures to fean't get along with wet our cule wery try dry sur-}] ie ghall bang from the bough above mo there. Bright, bright with the gold that ts combed for me Brom the sick girl's auburn hair!” “© builder bf this mystery’— The wile and wistful eyes grew alm, And the soul of the stck girl followed tim— Dear bind, I have had part, through a not by love but by necessity that I became a dry Hit necessity is the mother of invention, and after m of ham work I found at last the other glove. y great man, as we all know, thrives on ob it would down the ordinary mortal and grows ‘ ming them. Did not Innes, after! e use of his right hand, learn to paint all ‘Ris left? Did not Scott write the Way physical disabilities that would hay of us? The blind Prescott, the deaf Bee Cleo triumphantly c glows her hofn. Cleo'a next three mar- ‘Ted with a box of clothespins and Cleo |as {t does not make him move he 1s not}biex do no harm, but the sixth marble with a bag of marbles. The clothespins iilea’ The thumb and forefingers. onj strikes Ted's captain with such force are to be the soldiers and the marbles |‘Ted's left hand are Red Cross nurses,| that he falls. There he must Ue untll e 5 follow in ‘ere cannon balls. Sitting on the floor,|and they carry the wounded soldier|Gieo's captain is knocked over, When sabeear van Papmuadien eeaiae 1,765; thee, some distance apast, the children range |over to that halt-opened book—hla hos-|one captain falls the other captain may| sana 4454; inexperience, 828 In the life for wihch I long and ||| the clothespins in two nes before them. pital tent. When Ted has only six sol-| rise again. Now itds Ted's turn to fire heel on aoe ‘unwise Greaital 816. Con- Ted and Cleo have a new, play. They call it the soldier game. Here comes ‘8 first shot touches a soldier, but full of-examples. It is full likewise of long; In front of each army etands a spool|diers left on the field, this wounded|the cannon balls, He kills two of lee vit) despond: )] Have shared tts hope, tte energy, in which i# stuck the staff of @ flag. |soldier will be able to hold a gun Cleo’s soldiers and. three trary to what many might have been ; ces oe d lent and Its raptures and its song!" These spools os th any it and will geturn to the line. bot fompitat nt it Sao to hon athe speculation is eagle aa of c in | “My captain ja George Wastingion,” | Cleo's marble hits a, : A alah of business disaster in only’ a vista Raretee -Meue> Cleo, , as hited the Basa wore flea tase mais : ‘bat > j|cukea, and B es