The evening world. Newspaper, October 2, 1902, Page 10

THE JOKE HOLD-UP BECOMES POPULAR. Its Possibilities as Viewed by Artist Kahles. ood A FEW REPARKS f Devery’s gray fedora covers most of |) the humor of the Saratoga altuation. Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 63 to 8) < Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OMco yw York as Second-Class Mat! Matter. Forty million dollars has, heea “re leased" to “rescue’’ Wall strest. When ‘Wali street's victims are released, they are often past rescue. r PARDON ME, MY DEAR SIR, BUT 1) DONT SEE THE POINT] To THAT JOKE, vneNQ, 18,017. Mra, Nation was treated, at, Yale, t¢ some of her own medicine, . Children at the waterside gathering driftwood for; -meagre fires with which to cook the family meals, Jew- | ‘ ish housewives combining to share the use of the stove for preparing the feast-day dinner, the janitor of the | « { parish-house of one of the city’s richest churches epiit- | | ‘The injury to President Roosevelt's leg seems to have mbibed some of its vio~ tim’s strenuousness. . “Sodf said the author's friend, bulit this house with your own hands? ting up an abandoned floor for fuel with which to run JNER CHARGED) WITH STEAUN’ AFTER THE STAGE “Well, well, well! It's simply the elevator. COACH HOLDUP, erful! You ought to have been a a : HEY, WHER! S Chie fi These are incidents culled at random from the news ciel) ‘ : pea penter.""—Chicago Record-Heralq, reports of the effects of the coal strike in this city. . OF " Rey, — ( = GOING WTH 3 “Is St good luck to have a black eat follow you?" “Depends on whether you're a man of a mou! |_HAIR PIN: They are incldefts of a day almost midsummer-like in SINS. its sultriness. What would have been happening if the thermometer had been near zero? The predictions of 4 riot are not alarmist prophecies. ” The most hoveful development of a situation that is} % THIS SINLEAU CREAN ILL fast becoming intolerable !s the President's tender of his| 2 BE VERY POPULAR AMONG good offices to bring about a conference of the operators BURGLARS. with the President of the Mine-Workers’ Union. The Attorney-General has advised that ‘‘there 1s no warrant in the Constitution or the laws for Federal interfer- ent) But there is on the other hand no injunction in them against the personal Intervention of the President to the extent he has now attempted It, That intervention may be said to be a moral function of the Executive, in the exercise of which the nation will applaud and sustain him. It's hard to tell (since fall has come ‘To stir young men's ambitions) rs long-haired youths we meet may be Footballists or musicians. * “Mamma, I guess they must think ap in heaven that I'm dead.” “Why, dear?” - S| “Cause I haven't said my prayers for a week." Both Parker and his partisans “got the refusal’ of the nomination. HOW IT Wine WORK BEFORE | THE JUDGE. IM ip WAR! HAR!HAR, thar’: 1D, Bone Ow you! “Do you notice how much more gently and more sweetly a lot of tele- i 3 phone girls talk than they used to? I i $ $ wonder why. “They've done it ever since they read the accounts of the milllonaire who fell in love with a hello girl on account 03 her sweet votce and married her. GERRY SOCIETY WAYS, The Gerry Society yesterday took into custody a boy of eleven and his chum, aged ten, who were guilty of the offense of being too young to see a theatrical perform- ance. The boys occupied seats in the New Star Theatre, where a dramatization of Bret Hart's story, “M'liss,” was being acted. An agent of the society dragged them from tieir seats and put them under arrest. Ethereal October's here, The gala month of all the year; ‘To tint the hills with rainbow prism And hand out chunks of rheumatista, 3 "The raindrops patter on the pane, It rains some more and yet again; ) DONT CARE] WHAT BE- comes OF mt) es Uk ‘}|To strew athwart the forest wolla 4 ‘The father of one of the lads, after making fruitless . . kat : . BN : 314 golden argosy of colds. A TIMELY PINCH _ vg Ry Sf oD efforts to see the children, offered bail to the society's | ° —"<) a 4 dear, haven't 1 beao agents but it was refused. A letter from Dr. Parkhurst | Society has set a now poce for burglars and other crooks. Three of its members held up a stage coach at Goshen, N, Y.—Just for fun—and rozbed some of thelr friends of $4,000 worth of Jewelry. ‘The humor-@ | .,She There, Ootig tngelfiah? ry ous possibilities of this merry style of hold-up, as applied by the more or less jovial criminal, are depicted above. 3 4 He—How? king for permission for the father to interview his son Eko lWity, 1 kept all, these ile of RESPECT FOR LAW. NO HURRY. ‘was met with sneers and Inughter.” So the boys were « kept in confinement over night. This tender consideration on the society's part for the morals of youthful playgoers is something to excite the wonder of the.populace. What ever became of the ehildish “gallery gods" of the last generation? Did they grow up to become useful members of society or are they now In felons’ cells or dead of debauchery? The fact that there was then no Soclety for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children prompts the legitimate inference ‘that they met an awful fate which the luckler children of to-duy will find happily’ averted from them by the hyper-paternal care of Mr. Gerry's Society. Tf their parents regard such action as this as ati arbitrary interference with a child’s personal Mberty let them make the best of {t and be thankful that {a It ni worse. mine away from you until the middie the month!—Detroit Free Press. Attorney-General Knox's query: “Did ft hurt?” when asking the Presiden jj about his operation, displayed almost as much brilliancy as the summer ques- tion: “Is it hot enough for you?” “Your daughter's presence must 4¢ much to brighten up your ‘fhome."" “You bet it does. She and her callers keep the gas blazing tn the parlor until 12 o'clock every night." “Real golden hair used to bring ener mous prices at hairdressers!” “I suppose coal-black hair will tea’ it out for cost this season.” First Belgian Hare—We aren't in it these days. We're forgotten, What can we do about it? Second Belgian Hare—We'd better try some good hare restorer. Passenger—Wot yer slowin' up Visitor—How glad you will be “Was he on his knees when he pro- fur? Ix Willle gittin’ tired? when your term's up, won't you? © poned?”* Driver-Naw, but I don’t wanter Inn ‘0, mum; ‘ciuse yer ace > I was.” fur fast drivin'! Im in fur it “He was thrown from his horse and * Didn't even ‘know when he was well HINTS OF PROGRESS. off,’ eh?" Of all the silks used in the United States $26,000,000 worth Is Imported and $107,000,000 worth home made. ‘There are sixty-five sewing-machine factories in the United States, whose annual utput ts worth $21,000,000. The bus! ness has multiplied thirteen-fold in the last forty years. Forty per cent. of the entire crop of cotton, or 4,156,000 bales, is retained for American consumption this year, and of this total northern mills will take 2,250.00 bales, while 1,865,000 bales will be taken by southern mills. 4 There arc $292,517,072 invested In the newspaper business In| ,, Ana Detter painted) thant rapet ae the United States, divided among 23,312 establishments, which . “ employ an average of 136,837 wage earners. Three evening| “So you ran across Dingbat in Nee papers are published to every one morning newspaper. York. did you? Has he a good tor Typewriter factories have increased rapidly In the United | re? a ation 1 saw him Iast.' He States since the machine has come into alm@st universal| was sitting In a hammock, with tht IF THE KAISER WERE KINO. Gen. Corbin, who dined with the German Emperor mine times, says that he is a “man who would have | made a success in any line. He would have made an enterprisin. American railroad president." Had Fr‘e ordained that he should have been a rail- way king it may be supposed that the Kaiser, with his notions of divine right and his bellef that Providence is on the side of constituted authority, would have pre- ferred to be a President Baer. He would havo fitted the part well, his views of despotic rule and autocracy chiming in harmoniously with Baer's and adding to the points of likeness. ‘Thoughts rise and fall with the. tem- perature, In hot summer our minds rise to the level of the roof gurden. Now that winter 1s coming on they dwell on nothing higher than the empty coal cellar. "Her face {sa picture.” But if the Kaiser were n coal road king we might te ye % ‘ wy h Had ty aa a use, There are at present forty-seven factories, with an an-|daughter of a big banker.""—Chioagt hopefully look for more action and less “bluff” than Bee : E j * nual product worth more than $7,000,000, The forelgn sales | TF Pune. : Baer has given us regarding the opening of the mines. for 1900 amounted to $2,700,000. Both bookmaker and slatemaker have Fish packing constitutes a large industry in many citles|peen kept guessing at Sanifoga ¢hie of the country. This season's salmon pack on the Columbia | year, River amounted to about 113,000 cases. The total catch is — hf estimated equal to 150,000 cases. Peorla, Iil., ships annually| Let's hope Europe won't giuge om to New Yorke $1,000,000 worth of Gertnan carp taken from its}much-boasted American sportsmenship river for consumption as food by the Russian Jews. from the bunch of American “sports The total production of phoyphate rock in the United States|that Franco is having such a lot of in 1901, according to statistics furnished by the Geological|pocher with Survey, was 1,483,723 long tons, valued at $5,316,403, as com- pared with 1,491,216 long tons, valued at $6,859,248, in, 1900, a] “Did you decide to marry that gtrl decrease of 7,493 in tonnage and of $2,845 in value. The] who has the pet spaniel?" Industry in Florida, which has been the chief producirg| “Yes, and now I've not only got @ State since 18M, continued to show an improvement, the] wife but something to bodt."* total output and value for that State in 1901 being the largest yet recorded. Tattooed Man—What are they getting 1) | And that would be a manifest improvement. AMBULANCE DOCTORS, Hereafter the ambulances of four clty hospitals will not be in charge of young physicians fresh from medical schools and “without hospital experience. Senior doc- tors, so called, will be put in this emergéncy duty and it is believed that thereby ‘‘the service will be greatly strengthened and mistakes and erroneous diagnoses avolded.” Y A “senior doctor" is not necessarily a mature medl- cal man; “seniority” comes after six months of hospital { Laks ae ' up ithe subscription for? ractice. But at least he will not be 80 likely t - Dog-Faced Greek—For the widow and ¥ Leite A WONDERFUL WATCH. nine chijdren of the bearded lady. nose a fractured skull as a case of alcoholic over-stimu- & London paper describes a watch invented by Major egies Jation, otherwise a plain drunk. The number of Ilves Dopping-Hepenstal, of the Royal Engineers. “Why don't you try to rise in Mfe? Jost by such mistakes !n any one year !s considerable; the aggregate for ten years past wayld surprise the un- Besides tejling the time {t {s furnished with an alarm bell, |There's plenty of room at the top of which rings at any given time and can be made to auto-| life's ladder." es 2 a matically Nght a little spirit’lamp beside the bed, and in a “There's lots more at the bottom of (joking. In some aggravated initances the mistake - Wie Crean OO: few minutes a diminutive kettle provides you with kot wa-| the ladder and pleasanter, less strenuous has been a scandalous exhibition of sophomoric jgnor- y SOULS ST nal, ter. : ae @ }company there.” ance on the young doctor's part. The change !s in every way one for the better. PING-PONO AND THE, LAW. ‘The Legislature of Ohio, in official’ session, has de- . ‘ereed that ping-pong shall be subject to municipal regu- SO LIKE DEAR OLD NEW YORK.* everyday wear are on view. The fall) formed by a band prolonged into two | creations in silk are yet to come. points are of the taffeta, which also | SOMEBODIES. i Many women, especially those not | trims the opening of the walst. blessed with maids," will be glad to| For morning wear a very pretty walst x Ls i KRUGER, OOM PAUL~—has received know that the new waists all fasten in | of dark blue sicillenne Is pictured. The se for his memotrs '$120,000—“a price to front. material 1s a novelty of this season, It aS P ge! stagger humanity.” “He will give it to lation in the State It is by statute put on a footing | Phe slant French back ts this year! {s covered with tiny metal dots, which be ; the Boer Relief Fund. I with pool and billfards. Paternal legislation in its ef- | the correct thing, and the waists are|give tt a new and pleasing stlvery ef- [i ore | M’ eee etre aoe eye pire | very little trimmed, stitching or bindings | fect, Save for stitching and the pearl white whale, the first in His twenty- jake se SH Cee atiae hen ie Bere: S2e8 lee contranting FARM hele relied otto) bultoney eth Talch! Iker fassenatreRla five years’ experience on a whaler, ' Beene! ee aces rene TOOK MOR. gfte them a smart effect. jduinty Uttle waist Is devold of trim- i PRINCHS6 5 CHAR LES-0t e penmark, | und women or even their elders take their first steps on a downward career in the dcebauching game, The sight of an Ingenuous boy or girl losing youth's engaging frankness of manner and clearness of eye under {ts cor- rupting influence; the spectacle of a white-hafred deacon who has evaded the perils of cards and other ungodly devices of Satan only to fall a prey in his honored age to| These are the new flannel wat | "In the actual make of the new flannel | ming. Edward VII. eon daughter, has walsts the chief changes are in the cuffs ‘The most striking waist see: § just written a book. I Sndugiacye (On wang ot atin; exalualve | wiigsecaont heenetrnectciconinte ning QUEEN HELENAot Italy, has wri | waists a new variety of collar and cuff collar effect produced by applications of ten a poem call ¥ e jt a ro Jknown as the sablb Is seen, contrasting flannel of white and dull suinikewn UADY HENRY Stet The sahib is best shown on the waist | orange in a startling Persian design. siete ey Man veeatiyiceae } of blue flannet with white taffeta trim-| Persian effects in flannel, velvet and perance crusader, has serenely Cale a tresh | mings, which, with the other novelties silk are the rage. One of the wales brated her fifty-second birthday, She picture i 1 ‘i os i ¥ binatioris being seen only In silk] has been President of the British from the workrooms, pictured in this art was photo- | photographed $s of Persian velvet in a| Com this illicit Jure—such sights will be denied the scotter in| “Ait the novelties in waists seen in |Kraphed for The Evening World by |white and red design, the pattern|PUUCOMH i. eon winter wear Somers Peniperanten Association Obio. New York this week or that wiil be | courtesy of Stern Brothers. strongly suggesting the camel's hair | there are novelties In pinue cheviot and Cidasd RBIUT, CORNELIVG—hes in- Happy State, thrice fortunate in the high moral|*een for several weeks to come are of | Baby blue Preach flannel forms the w n the calico ‘comfort-| madras, That shown In the iiustration| VANDE) , ELIVe— stock of the |¢ pars ABO, |tx of a loosely woven white chevtot, very] structed agents to look for @ suitable ud welsts will be) much worn this| elmple and correct. in cut and ‘orna- white winter, They will be the quiet plaids In| mented with large silver and gold but- aped cuffs!dull colors, however, the more vivid) tons. flannel or cotton, body of the waist, Th waists only the staple pat-| flannel has a turn-over collar , the dark blues and blacks, for | taffe 1 the oddly # peo a cama se Se TIMELY LETTERS FROM THE PEOPL and also for the neighbors | annonading, that ® 1 to come from] fense of thf autoy would remind hin enaructer of its legislators! There may have been occa- sions when a Senatorship has been sofd and a franchise “disposed of on highly advantageous terms. These are matters that do not concern the outside world and we shall not call for testimony thereon. The point for our @pplication is that this Western commonwealth has a ‘bighly upright and honorable body of lawmakers, mani- - festly competent to be custodians of the people's morals, ' to be regarded as an ornament to the State. Yet we’ glad they are not in session at Albany: The sight of | Mm.) ani &i the, potiom hi policeman peering into a ping-pong parlor {3 just a! tel) me what St moans? beyond anything Raines has given us, winter home for his family and him- self in Washington, SS! 10 per cent. in number since the advent of the autos (all of which looks qs if a © three redeheaded children, |about One Hundredth street, on the| that the law never Intended locomotives It their mother’s tonavte | farthest west side. Also the windows of|to be used upon the highways, Keep| horse was needed). The only use tho - Gvhich they already show |my flat In West Seventy-ffth street rat-| the auto separated from the horse, who] autos are to us are to show the su- Vie will soon become un-| tte {tf from earthquake or detona-| needs no other line of demarkation.| vreme value of the equine species of Let young men wishing ad-| tion. Who can say what all this v Let the auto owners have separate | dé Saya the horse to the sutomo- ring from my expe ®.{1t was too late at night, I should gay,| toads. They were allowed to enter the |} ‘Don't your think you're in {t for 7 x ' " IBARTED HUBBAD bie) pabeavc blante: Saratoga ing Association's grounds! ® ene rest wie aaa per ee ie Molineux Trint.—A now Molineux trial next Monday|"{ have beon sealing the, letters on lasting oF Shots? E, L. ROLVEN, JR, [Only st the High street entrageo, where - M. ea . Pew bill of larke Agures for the county to pry | easheaded people, and 1 wish to state [re the Editor of The Evening We An te the Auto, ney taht dsr LL saat be paeete be too dear, but sie comes high in the my experience. 1 have a red-heated| A nizht or two ago, {rom 9.80 to 30, I) to the Elitor of The Bred ae gale : \ Wena: GUSRE reporsa horses, ave 33 1-3 per cont. yore - /wife, who makes (hings pretty unpleas- heard « sound like frequent blasting or! In reply to ‘Chauffeur,’ in his dey ip ree and have also increased Ram ‘em in! Jam ‘em in! Get ‘em in any 61d way! Doesn't this scene remind you of the way they do things at the City Hall station of the Third avenue “L” during rusa hou It a » however, t! rutal PERERY pustistor Indie Sara the low caste Hindeos fut cars, The difference is that on the Third avenue “L/' do not use,their feet in packing the cara, y A Hereditary Kemper. D.