The evening world. Newspaper, September 17, 1902, Page 8

by the Press Publishing Company, No. 68 to e Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Office ‘at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. -NO. 15,002. ©9999H9HHTHDIVHHGNGIOOIHHIH}IDIGHOGPOOIIOOHIAI|OOIAVGH/WSS! GH}YHODOHOTIHWTIOAVGVOOOO HHDIOWSO 1DDO®DAOOIOMGOSHOHOGOTH 3OHHOPHGOTIOOIHOIOVOOIOTOOSD DEVERYT'S VICTORY. § ' rat Devery. by his election to the leadership of the 8 TH ez FUNNY S (D) [ie O [L e @) ‘Ninth Assembly District, forces himself into society - - Le} WHEN STAGE MONEY 1S ABOLISHED. - Tammany Exceative Committee he gets near the source © of Democratic authority. His new seat is not far re- Keer THE Twas ALL 1.Sconnt cd eg I coun qer Your Fortune! A FEW REMARKS. i Why ehould investigation in Chiet Croker’s case be delayed until after the out-of-town firemen depart? It seems hardly fair that the visitors, being in~ {tlated into some of our Fire Depart- ment workings, should not be granted an inaight into the rest of them. _ Moyed from the inner abode of the veiled prophet. He obtrudes an obetreperous personality in a select circle. How much further in does the Big Fellow aspire to; go? He has elements of leadership of proved potency. ! He knows how to catch the crowd and success so far! has smiled on him. Whatever decent citizens may think of him they must give him credit for making a} masterly fight in the Ninth. It was a grotesque can- vass with ludicrous expedients to get votes, but the ‘The latest recruits to the run of “Bex. | tets'"’ was formed by the President and his five Senatorial guests. But it remains to be seen how much aoplause thelr performance can evoke. IM WATCHING THAT 4 ponnaR Yt “You Have SAVED MY DAUGHTERS LIFE, HERE'S , Your REWARD! In wedding Cain, the painter, Mme, Calve, it is plain, Lifts him to her own high station, Or (in slang phrase) raises Cain. “No FATHER You SHALL Nor Lose Se votes were got. Yeurn Home” Hy A point of Devery’s strength is his knowledge of | PAYING OFF THE — air | 4 ic y MORTGAGE That man Borls must have @ crack-a Jack press agent. Tammany methods, He has worked his way up from ‘Artist Hare's comments on the Bald- the bettom runz of the ladder. He knows the sources | of supply and also the proper channels for distribution “where it will do most good.” As between him and the enemies he has made in politics it is a Hobson's choice of undesirability. Bunt those of his enemies who make Vight of him are unadvised. “Though your foe be as a '\ mouse regard him as an elephant,” says the Turkish proverb. And when he Is an elephant be equally cau- tious. win Arctic Expedition are decidedly heated. he fleet bembarded Newport wand ths ten-inch shell-game wielded, Quickly and most humbiy Newport ‘To the cannonading ylelded. But a new fleet now bombards it; Devery, Van and Watterson. Will they smash the wall that guards §, Or just add to public fun? From the Usual Source.—After the $30,000,000 Sewing Ma- ‘chine Trust has been perfected and raised prices to the highest notch {ts tribute will come from the usual source, the wage-earner. A man's shirts will cost no more, but the women who make them will get less for thelr lavor. POLICE CRITICISMS, JOLLA RS! HERES Youn, “Tt seems to be the fashion to condemn the Police De- | it Money” artment,” said Commissioner Partridge yesterday. We |‘ TaFowens san at least make an exception of Its handling of tho ‘The Secret Service Department is “calling in” stage money, on the ground that {¢ 1s one breed of counterfelt. Henceforth the bold Taron Shortincash must go down into his jeans for real United Fish case and praise the detective work which within a1 grates currency if he wants to reward the hero for rescuing his chee-yld from e horrible death in the six-inch tank. The mortgage on the dear old home mup be paid off in like currency, There prom- ises to be an unprecedented run on the property man for nickels, and the price of rescues will speedily tumble from $12,000,000 per (stage money) to seven bright new pennies (real dough). The stage miser’s job will, of course, be rated far above that of juvenile lead. FED THE FLAMES. OF COURSE. REFERRED. John Colting, of Trenton, says ‘the trolley cars drove him to drink, Had he been “Tom” instead of “John,” his name alone might have done the tricls. Politics aren't so much aurer than racing, after all, when it comes to the petting end of the game. tody and many links forged in the incriminating chain DOO} DODODODODODHOOOGOOIO AH DOODHGDOOOOSss No, “Constant Reader,” the ‘Newport of evidence. It was work worthy of the best detective | , % 8 traditions. rj e jeader's name is not Watterson.‘ In condemning the department, indeed, there snvo| JOKES OF OUR own. | : peda! | { SOMEBODIES Peete! lief to the t . 0 been few allegations of incompetency on the part of the THEN HE icits On) © « prison visitor to| mudirray Perea Gite fve henas teen the convicted mur-|CHURCH, MAJOR RICHARD —of M any. teresa, “when you| iRoohester, jowiie the: platots “used in| shslte yeaterday, after 12000 on Mtonday, think of your im-| the Aaron Burr-Alexander Hamilton} here are no files about Leo Stevens's pending docm does| duel. not your memory CUYLER, REV. DR. T. 8,—advis revert longingly to y, next to the Bible, the days of your) Bunyan's “Pliigrin's Progress. rank and file. There may have been numerous charges! ‘There once was a husky young Mr. _ of venality and ccrruption In patrolmen, or detective- Se naraee ihe ne ai as he kr.; nd he kissed with such glee sergeants or captains, But the allegations of incompe- That his girl exctalmed, ‘Bee! tency have been reserved for the officials higher up, even | your lips upon mine raised a bir." ws to the head, ; NEITHER “saw. 1 A Fast Boat—The Kronprinz made twenty-three miles an oiiasannd rah MS ee a meen ayecent eu-G| LEOPOLD, KING—of Belgium, may hour on her recent trip. ‘The Kronpring would make @)” «wry, 1 took supper at her house, and s swans Hiea| Vislt this country next February. If fine fast express for suburban traffic. she said, ‘Hobble, where are your Whyte—Who are they? “ Kher tddseaed Fei. | all the stortes told of him are true, he — feet?’ and they were right on the table, Black—Psmythe and his coachman, ture, “I purely| Should wake things up a bit, LOVE IN PUBLIC PLACES. both of them, in plain sight, all the ay tearan Ce sythe ali aiacely would like to akip| MARIA PIA—Queen of Portugal. ts the) senip, Not a single fly, up to date. time," iB gentleman? the rope.""—Phila-| latest automobilist of note. She has] O° te a gait in sight. Black—Oh, that's the coachman, Psmythe Is the other fellow. just ordered a 12 horse-power auto. ——eeenenene PARR, REV. DR. W. D.—of Kokomo, Ind., probably holds the record for OVERDID IT. | omciating at church: dedications. He taken part In one hundred and delphia Pres A correspondent who signs herself Stella C. 8. writes to The Evening World to say: 1 wish young men and women would cease from love-] | °1 Went is | making in public boats, cars and parks, It is thoroughly dis- 1 ™{0 U00t ne se state gusting to travel of an evening In a car or take a sail Ina FON COW Sele! hata ss © can stow away you'd think he was boat or go through a park. You sce nothing but couples) ° ty uncommon one." flirting. I should think each man and woman could refrain)” eee PRAISE INDEED! “L hear he's degenerated into a com- The Burchard and Washburn cases go + to show that Republican chiefs may sometimes do better “without benefit of clergy.” UP AGAINST IT. She—Sirunge, we never hear of the| kissing: bug any! pi Ex-GOV.—of Minnesota, !s] some of the political pupils whe were: more | . : only living civil. war, Governor primary He—That's not) and te just entering Als clghtycelgnin| Yesterday sraduated from the from making observers sick of looking at them. UNLUCK Ah Stella! To be on a boat or ina park or anywhere] “po you really beleve that It Is strange. You never|_ vear. department wish they were back in the Cholly—I hope that fair cousin of hear of Hobson,)/TROTMAN, REV. C, A—of St. Louis, | *indergarten. He—Do you think blondes have more admirers than brunettes? She-I don't know, You might ask Miss Turner; she has had experlence in both capacitte: IN BRONX PARK. else in the moonlight with the girl of one’s heart, to HALEY, sovalh down! fojetean atiabis fe ® yours didn't take those ardent eple- snuggle near to her, to gaze calf-like into her eyes and leelvarourtalai ponte nous @Btles serfously that I wrote to her “kiss her hand’s unmelting snow’—would you coldly ‘ = ) during my trip abroad. fron on these youthful manifestations of affection? LONG WoRK oro ont ee coerany. GI@EEnED; ih jene 0! ao! ‘ L 3 she made light of them, GOOD GRAMMAR. = .| enjoys the unique dist! = Hither, — Philadel-| tious sively. both as cleveyroate ang] Well, somebody had to be a lover phia Press. as physician. yesterday. Would you seek ruthlessly to put an end to these heart-} On, yeas I worked six years tn one] @ te-heart communings which alone make Iife worth the arty Rio lalaceniuienret? Mving for many of us? Hear what was said on this] + was pardoned,” theme by the etaid and dignified gentleman who {s Mr. Roosevelt's Secretary of State. In the “Wanderlieder” } oDp!TY cORNER. BORROWED JOKES. } News, GOTODOGOPDOGDGGOHOOEGDODIGOGIGODDOHOSG DODODHOHDHOGHOHA® GGHOGQIAS. DDOODODOOD \* The charge is made that at the cigar counters of various fashionable hotels in this city it has been the practice to fill empty cigar boxes with domestic cigars and sell them as the choicest imported article. Rev- gnue agents yesterday seized boxes which had been so RO TH [P EO [P LE. used and which were recognizable by the private marks placed on them to aid in the detection of the suspected A Word of Thanks, {t had stopped, although the conductor of his youth he wrote: me sient THE OCTOPUS PUZZLE — Was gladdenea by her girlish charms, HER TROUBLE TO COME. s ‘cha Sipe cucaes eer nant Tess—She didn’t wait long for a hus- : In possi 5 band. é t vee . w Walker—Wot's de matter, And further, by the same authority: Jess—Why, she only left school last Dusts? - % I belleve we were made to be gay, year, Dusty Rhodes—Indergestion. GATE Of ¥ outD notiaiven(to love Tess—And now she's to marry Jack Stout—Where'd you hear that about Weary Walker—Been catin’ too To vainly equandered away. Klubley. She didn't walt long, did she? |} Jaggs'n mother-in-law? much? What though prying eyes see? Why should young Pasta Non Dus piel williatter) hel mary Slatts—1 didn't hear it at all, he Dusty Rhodes—Nope. Nuthin’ tn } Polar Bear—Coal famine? Pooh! e, if sl d me 4 5 ? 7 x Moye care? Why should any one care except to rejolco| rents Phitadclohie Prem, en mM] @ told me himself. me stummick ter dergeat, Geet What a lot of fuss about nothing! ‘ f GS at Yhe indication that the same motive power as of oki x Yard NY Atill makes the world go round? THe WoRM ‘TERYED. THE TROUBLE BROTHERS. al 3 y " “Well, well,” remarked Kadlelgh, who ’ Baseball Degeneracy.—Militiamen with fixed bayonets( had been making sarcastic remarks as clearing a baseball diamond of rioters! ‘The diamond doas Rae showed him through his new not shine as brightly as in the early days of the national | NOUs®, “you don't mean to say this ts your dining-room? . game. ” + “Of course not, you chump,” replied SS SSS Subbubs, “this is merely the spare bed- t THE AMERICAN DUCHESS. room, We've had it out in the back yard to alr it, and haven't had time to No visitor we have had from abroad for some time] take it up stairs again.’—Philadelphia _.) 8 excited the interest aroused in feminine and other | ?**#* jearts by the Duchess of Marlborough, who sails for HABIT WITH HER. Fngland to-day on the Teutonic. No other American rere pe getting dear. Why, I girl, who left home to become the mistress of a titled ecw clothespine have household has reflected quite so much credit on her} “That so? My wife will need some ot 4 mative land. The’social honors she has enjoyed have | those to-day.” “ “Did she tell you so?" deft her unspoiled. The transit from a Fifth avenue] «xo “hit she always needs things 4 parlor to a ducal drawing-room has never before been| when the price goes up.""—Philadelphla _ accomplished with so much grace. i *, Consequently the national interest in her visit has THOUGHT IT PERSONAL. { deen kee! ve. He—The prettiest girls always marry | marae mocn and appreciative the biggest fools, you know. ; She—Am I to consider that In the na- CONNECTICUT PERFECTOS. ture of a proposal?—Chicago Daily They get the poor artist, with his lay figure, into trouble. ee Cen you par the severed esmelon the Ostepusiin seoper order rah, os FLEET-FOOTED DOGs. A CHINESE KITE. od Comparatively few people realize of what remarkable spe> dogs -are capable. Some remarkable statistics in regard to —— this have been gathered by M. Dusoller, a French scientist, 3 7 { ys Our Animal Friends, After pointing out the marvellous De en endurance shown by little fox terriers, who follow their m \ ters patiently for hours while the latter are riding on bicycles or in carriages, he says that even greater endurance 1s and they put the stone down. This | shown by certain wild animals that are akin to dogs. Thus lontently or courteously upon his neigi- fraud. To the Editor of The Prening World told him to waft, When he ste) if F 0 the Eedltor of The Pret or ol 0 pped off | bors’ faults is often regarded as a p20r| made riders go to one side, which makes | the wolf can run between fifty and eixty miles in one night, “Ag The news will not be relished by the connoisseurs who] W'!!! the gentleman who kindly as-|he fell, and the clever girl caught him! reader of human nature, 8o It Is well/it very dangerous, It fs a pity this|and an Arctic fox.can do quite as well, If not better. Nansen have smoked them and known from their fine flavor |; ii" & Indy to heh fg0t after a horas | by the eollersof hia coat and Held him) to know how to meet people at frst. | wus not asphalted. R. B. W. | met one of these foxes in the Ice at a point more than ; it a oc! er down at the corner|up until the car came to a stop, which RC. : " { (nd the peculiarly fragrant quality of the smoke that] of Broadway and Twenty-second atreet| was several feet further on. Stepehildren Ask Advice. WYRE Aves CRmiamEe meet revel Cassel ayy rt a PE Rees PRR JP ‘they were of a very superior brand. The average man's| Please accépt her son's and her own A LOOKER-ON. | ,. 2 World is the LAN ge Rear aero ee te Ider \ felt IheRKae Mra ys by | To the Editor of The Evening Wor Can any one tell why we have to pay| Esquimau and Siberian dogs can travel forty-five miles on nses of taste and smell in tobacco and in wines are! "°" t ee For More Eleetricity. I would like the readers to discuss *h18 1! q {icense on dogs and not on cats? And| the ice In five hours, and there 1g one case on record in which 80 sensitively developed that he is able to dispense |e te rahor of The Kvenine World T ‘read on Sunday in The World that | deogt iis Jb speectul fae sens ANA | why ‘doe: withnat’slloenee|ars‘atlowed | GRe\tPRS CE Re rae tee ae ee ee te neon ‘4 nit the label. A dealer occupies, as it were, a position| Did the States of Pennsylvania, Con- electricity Is used for making people Saat Riniecan nat or" Dene eeatnh Rt. armed: Tancchxg epinlonlicoth 18 RAN aa ase ranalcaaea tuoed aouategitensie ts I Beier lle ad a] getlout’ and plammechuertie sslseegta ltelien ov rwmt Linea te eee epmother, to call her “mother?” Dear! should be licensed and the tax collected, | of the shepherd dogs and those used in hunting ranges ts Pp customers, Labor Day? ACRIRANIC. (If olecivialty: cen Wonks euch” wesas |Teaders, would you call her “mother” if! At the present time there are. many! from ten to fifteen yarda a second. English setters and point- Clay he offers a Connecticut perfecto he vio- pels X » | your own mother was dead but a short} dogs in Greater New York which no-(ers hunt at the rate of elghteen to nineteen miles an hour) i ? nC; for. A in China, where they confidence and shows himself unworthy of the| To tne eattor amemete et : York a one rs Peay b n ve 2 peas eels SNE id Sey coo emboli tha speed £00 At lense eva Novis. Hoes |S a: ae ie anata WG ivtata/ breach of Ua RAnoR at abe yeaa orld: Nf Re A Poor Bicycle Path. People’s Choras, Cooper Union, | hounds are extraordinarily swift, as is proved by the fact] Produce tome marvels like the one here ie of trust which Ky praise {3 due a young lady of| A Quesilon of Character, To the Editor of The Evening World: of The Evening Wor! that a dog of this breed once beat a thoroughbred hot shown, ited. with condign punishment. A man may tieiaoae snsiet Staten dean's bean. tale itor o: The Evening World: Look at the condition of the bloycle| I seeking Instructl {2 vocal | covering four miles in six and one-half minutes, which was tt Biaions of tho label on his champagne bot-|c unerseonuar youns ladles, who had| In business deallngs, if Miss B (who! path on Bushwick avenue, Brooktyn, {moderate pris. I understand | the rate of nearly eighteen yards a second. Greyhounds EXPENSIVE STRAW, - - 7 Paraaarhaticait/bu ak Slaaritox| trom bene. hurt cr. tiller ans e a is ‘te y but yleiding) must transact her | Some time ago they put in a lary ewer | there is in this clty a choral ciation | the swiftest of all four-focted creatures, and their speed may | A Pottawatomie County (Kansas) farm- ‘gulleloss while going| business affairs with Mr, C (who is}and left the path {na terrible condition. | which is operating elementacy clases | be regarded as equal to that of carrier pigeons, English | ¢r’s wife hid $300 In the atraw bed When the May walk of the Sunday-|in game, tut ag yet I have uvt teen| greyhounds, which are carefully selected and which-sre used | Went on a month's visit. Her hesband schools was to take place a number of] able to locate st. Kindly inform me as| for coursing, are.able to cover at full gallop’s space between | Concluded to put in fresh asthe: men were sent up to repair the etreet, | to its whereabouts, M. @ [eighteen and twenty-three yards every second. emptied the tick in the hog’ pem, g must be done to make an ex-| ‘# Visit triends at Grasmere last Sun-|high-tempered and determined) what co day. The old gentleman was in a hurry|coirse should she purmue, readers? ‘The tas art 3 to get off the car and did not walt until’ man who ‘ia charitable enough to look