The evening world. Newspaper, September 15, 1902, Page 8

Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 53 to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Ofice at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. VOLUME 438... ssasetserstseeereee NO, 15,000. ~ PUNNY SIDE OF LIE. EVERYBODY HAS A PRESS AGENT NOW. DAVID AND GOLIATH, a 3S Bo lh ONS ‘ In the biblical metaphor of the Rev. Mr. Washburn, Yy E 6) R N Ee R. , of Oyster Bay, President Roosevelt is a David come to gaye the country from the depredations of that Goliath | & ‘ of industry, the Trust. The minister did not orl on his figure of speech, but the memory of his congre- | ODp'tr METEORITE, The biggest me- teortte ever seen has Ween found at @ WHAT DO,YOU KNOW ABOUT FISH? vd gation, familiar with scriptural references, completed | Tid icoaee, {JOKES OF OUR OWN. | When Pete held aces four | the fatal missile with characteristically accurate marks- | @ Go DOWN ON SAVE, AND mass, 8 feet long Br te Pictured the President moving quickly across the! ‘}° seymN ACES; SIX SHOOTERS, * SEE IF DRAKE 15 In TOWN! tah are Tea, ha |) field of contest, armed with a sling and prepared to hurl | @1t was a cowboy poker game veeenenle AMR ee meee SS Iqaimen son rocks Gera we NcrOne ore = (Bess ato ROO FZ | @And 6 th F oy ‘manship against the swollen giant of oppression, stand-| {AN ike cinched three more of the Pu inee MuniLtos and 65 feot thick. {ng insolent and contemptuous before him. Within ai 2 hen ‘twas a game of “draw.” Gener rte new hl r= "moment o! reflection the instantaneous processes of the | @ ae Sip EELS, DONT ° Zh bs 5 IT PASSED oP. ”) ere are no less i—the brain displayed the whole pleasing panoramagrap hte | ee eee nee en ee eek did aie> than 9,262 different © giant, the champion, the fatal cast of the missile, the @ Sept. 2, 1401 tall? species of fish In- fall of the lifeless and inert body of the oppressor, the 8 S!—I'm too eld to be asked sich simple habiting the wa- y; oy of their con-| @auestions; besides I'm deaf and couldn't ters. of America 4 wail of vs Philistines, the hilarious joy have Soe seh tecywae: i Oe eal quering foe. 8 mus of Panama. ‘2 The complaint has been made that we read the Bible | A DOUBLE SHOT. = ‘s0 much less than dur forefathers that ordinary terms of Ohne alberto pee a Hea pa) Jaulive Bom BUSY BEES. geriptural allusion in speech and writing are lost on us. / But Sees CINE Ck) IM THE PAPER “This. The busy becs men,” observed the lazy clubman, tart- to the General. “Get an auto," advised ‘acid you can do both.”* MORNING = WHAT Do Yo MEAN By Giving GATES . AH EKHTCOLUMA HEAD On LADIES MIGHT En? The David episode, at least, is understandable to the! Jeast learned intellect. Its use by the Oyster Bay min-! ister was in bad taste and caused annoyance to his - chief auditor, the President. He realizes, doubtless, E that modern methods of warfare do not permit of 60 great a conquest by so little effort. It takes many bat- teries of ten-inch guns to represent a latter-day David have to visit 3,000,- 000 blossoms in order to gather a pound of honey, and do not get It themselvesat that. the latter, LOTS OF CAPITAL. “Yes, my poor grandfather ran a saw- mill; but he failed, and all his remain- ing wealth consisted of a gigantic pile of sawdust.” “What a pity he died before the days of health foods! He might have been # miilionaire,”” | | NO TRUST, Glasgow has made a profit of $2,170 on the year’s working of {ts mu- ntclpal telephone system. GAMBLING IN NEW TORK, | The remarks of Mr. Peter De Lacy on gainbling, printed in yesterday's Sunday World, must have made Bi at] ©) @ 0 BORROWED JOKES. . cheerful reading for Commissioner Partridge. Mr. De} @ pt; ENGINE POWER. Lacy, atter a green-cloth career of forty years, says that|(2 Tue CHILD 18 FATHER, ETO. a, HIMES A railroad engine © there ts little gambling In New York now—“much less} ® “Gracious, children,” cried Mrs. Binks, te boety (zy may roughly be »|Qrunning out at the sound of strife and said to de equal in 4 than in times past, in spite of all stories in circulation,’ WD hea king teroskerga cant ont earth ase Beats ati Furthermore, according to the same experienced author-| you doing?” pone r fty, “there are not nearly so many gambling-houses in|® ‘Playin’ we're havin’ a harmony din- a. ‘That mischievious boy “Trickey Trixie’ has been up to his old tricks agai. New York as there were a year ago, and there {s not Sner, ma," answered Johnny, as he again The power of the “pull’s” an right, SMOKES, He visited the Aquarium down at the Battery, and when no one was looking changed the signs in front of the fish tanks, making it impossible to tell the real names of the fish. Can you restore the names to the proper tanks? Here is a good opportunity for you to denonstrate your knowledge of fish. The right names will be printed in to-morrow's Evening World. A FEW REIIARKS. | When Teddy grasps 12,000 strenuous As all the “push” confess. But even they must now invite The power of the press. FIRST OFFENSE. Every day 200,000 cigars are smoked in London. much in it from a business point of view. Capt. Sheehan himself could not make @ more posi- ‘tive statement. Mr. Canfleld might challenge the last gesertion; and regarding the other allegations Mr. Devery is competent to speak. He sald yesterday: “There was never so much gambling in New York as * there is to-day, and it is done in the open.” The inference may be that since he closed his pool- HEROIC TREATMENT. “I'm afraid," said the doctor, “that we'll have to give your eon heroic A MONUMENT TO PASTEUR. NOT IN SOUTH AMERICA. EXPLICIT. @ @ 10} @ (O} 0} @ 0} @ been reading about the operations in Philippines called downstairs, “bring up the syringe and a pall of hands oom Mr. De Lacy is not so closely in touch with the tapi with you. Chloage Record: Eee: PAN Gr COAST os situation. The rate of “assessment” is said to be no Fi inka “higher than under the Van Wyck administration—$600 @ month. Money is more plentiful and the possibility ‘of profits much greater. CHOICE SOON MADE. “The only difference between the ‘ @$300 more than the red one. Other- THE SHOOTING INSTINCT, A man in Fast Orange, N. J., shot bis friend fatally Saturday night by mistake for a burglar, and yesterday “I'll take the green one,” said Mr, Muntoburn.—Chicago Tribune. And tmagine, before he's done, that he NOGDOOOOGDOGOBOOOOGDOOHODDS 5) «f. im Great Barrington a New York manufacturer shot and|" = stands 3 ® > Dinks—-What? Do you say you In a bunch of the sect known as # killed his eloping wife, Plzen Pete—I don't think they $ tost your whiskers Shakers’ in the revolu- SOPIEBODIES. DARLING, MAJOR HERBERT—Bloem- fontein's Commisstoner of Police, is only twenty-three. He managed a mine at eighteen and was a captain at twenty Hs extreme youth has ied | his fellow-offcers to christen him “Baby Darling.” Neither of these deaths was deserved. The posses- ‘sion of a pistol does not give a man lying in bed ina dark room the right to make a target of a moving figure Been dimly. Even at the risk of harm to the shooter an ) inquiry as to the intruder’s identity should precede the oughter put Bill tn Jail. Limpy Jim—Why not? Pleen Pete—Why, that feller he shot last night was only the first man he ever Killed. ANOTHER QUOTATION. tion? Binks—Yep; electric fan, What a dig saving of powder, coal and enthusiasm might have been made if last month's naval manoeuvres had been postponed until now and trans- ferred to the Isthmus! ight I ask you who lives here?” ‘ertalnly, sir.” “Who ts It, sir “Blest If I know." WHAT HE DID. the revolution of the IN THE STONE AGE. The Connecticut aeronaut who got tangled up in a network .of ‘telephone fixtures 1s praying for the day of wire- and death over a wife who has preferred another to ag him. The question may be a vexed and debatable one in ‘Rome sections of the land, but opinion here is emphatic- ‘ally against it. The American with a revolver in his hand is too much {inclined to constitute himself judge, jury and execu- tloner for his wrongs, fancied or real. He should bw suppressed. MOVING UPTOWN. with the criminal district. Five Points was a few blocks south. Harry Hill's, in Crosby street, almost around the vorner, was the centre of the Tenderloin of the times, and lower Broadway and the Bowery with their gam- bling-houses and vlaces of resort were within earshot. Bond street und Bleecker just north were the scenes of tragedy, the most © ational murder of the day. The environment. Now with the Tenderloin forced uptown by the en- eroachments of trade, Five Points a park and the Bow- ery a safe thorouglifare by night, the procession may be sald to have passed Headquarters by, There are even , those who think that while a change of building is well it 18 not al that is demanded of the inadequate Mulberry street establishment for the suppression of crime. FATE OF THE PANAMA, There has been anxious speculation in some quarters is to the future of the panama hat, It has done great service and added a charm to the silly season that no} the most aoted oank robbery, and, except for the Nathan | Headquarters were then in the very midst of a eriminal| KITCHENDR, LORD—has been Invited by the Kaiser to visit Germany undec the plea that the whole German army would delight to welcome him. KROG, MISS GINA—is the Susan B. Anthony of Norway. She started the first woman's suffrage agitation there elghteen years ago. PRINCE HENRY OF PRUSSIA-Is a skilled musician, and has composed a TATLOR— THE HAPPY DARK. When the happy darkness creeps From the east across the hill, Pvery little birdling sleeps, Every butterfly {s #till; Every lUttle clover head Folds its leaves and nods in bed, While the starlight overhead Through the happy darkness keeps Watch o'er every bird that sleeps. Now, my little baby, hark! Hear the tiny crickets’ song; Through the warm and happy dark They are crooning afl night long. Happy, quiet dark, that brings Nest and rest to weary wings, Rest to all the woodland things— To my little baby, rest, Lulled to sleep on mother's breast. Oh, the happy, quiet dark! Bringing rest from song and play, Till the morning wakes the lark, ther day! brooding les, varm and soft on flelds and skies, While the frogs sing lullabies— FROM A THRILLER. SAILURZ BLARST ME TOP LIGHT BUT THEM SASSIDGE 1S GOOD, gavotte which 1s about to be pub- It seems likely that Police Headquarters will follow| lshed in Letpsig, Mike—You told her youse loved the general uptown movement. Commissioner Partridge |SUUTAN OF ZANZIBAR—Is a mavens eget Were ioe hove youse PN hots fest Sulntons my aa the BCBERN favors Long Acre Square as site for the new bullding.| re vtiand, He la named. All|®, Chake-Naw! Toglve ‘er a slap tn wore cut. There's thelr cards ing When the Headquarters were established in Mulberry Bin Hamoud. de eye! “His love overcame him." front of the door, 8 strect, forty years ago, they were in near neighborhood i 3 AN OPTICAL ILLUSION, less ballooning. ' Utah promises to support Roosevelt in 194. Better Salt Lake than Salt River, The Mner Philadelphia Has won an ocean race. She beat the rapid Frenchman— She set a spanking pace. Oh, speedy Philadelphia! You've won a slice of fame; You've also proved the adage: What fs there in a name?” Newport regrets, in sections, the Rus- sian business {t has accomplished of late. The soverelgn remedy for auto acci- dents will be found by the genius who can Invent a millionaire's toy that will cost @ few dollars more than the most expensive motor car. latest i} General Merger ta Gen. Eg successor !n beef notoriety. , Prince Henry may come back here for the unveiling of the Frederick the Great statue, Well,‘ his last American per- formance was popular enough to war- rant an encore. Although modern jurists consider Ro- man law good enough to pattern after, New York politicians obviously consider Roman politics all wrong. Rome first captured a district and then colonized it. THE ALLEGORICAL PASTEUR GROUP. On Aug. 3 a monument to Louis Pasteur, the famous Bae | terlologist and discoverer of the serum treatment for hydro- phobia, who died in 18%, was unvelled at his natal town, Dole, in the east of France. An allegorical group forming part of the monument Is here reproduced. In this connection the following words of Pasteur's may appropriately be re cal ; clence should not concern itself with the philosophical consequences of its labors, * * * In each of us there are two men—the man of science, who starts with a blank page and endeavors by observation, experiment and reason to rie to the knowledge of nature, and the man of feeling, of tra- dition, of faith or doubt, the man who mourns the loss of his children and who hopes and belleves that he will see | them again, though, alas! he cannot prove that he will; the man who rejects the Idea of perishing like a microbe and asserts the existence of an innate force that will revive and transform him. These two domains are distinct, and woe to him who seeks to blend them in the imperfect state of human knowledge!” FLAGS IN ABUNDANCE, Think of it! Every year the people of the United States buy 8,000,000 flags. During that same period 1,000,000 flags dis appear, Nobody knows where they go to. Like Mr. Isaac | and Ram Lai, they go Into the “cold, clear light,” and that / other article of husian bedizenment, not even the fair|] Happy, quiet dark, that keeps Here the method is reversed. is al! that anybody seems to know. PP @) ybody Bex bombaziue raglan, could produce. Whether re-|} Ail things ati while baby aleepet Th q aa tn, $ Juggs (A, M.)—Well, here I am at home (hic), but how ® * M 4 sf bt . ‘ yee! 5 & . M.)—Well, a , bu ( } garded as a work of art or as a useful invention tt has|{ “Charles Buxton Going, In Goo eee ere ce a eee On ny cee cee oree ; ore. 1 Ara AE Heme EIN y PEE OARSMEN IN TRIREME, ~~, 4 % Housekeeping. leaned over and glared down at them. our house (hic) hax shrunk (hic)! > | PHPDDOGOODGHOGHOOGOHOGHODSGHOGHOOOOOIDSDODD: : = 5 earned n right to claim a niche in that portion of our! ened’ | 5OOOODIOOS Sar fc N21. panel Phe memorx where things of beauty are a joy forever. As to its future, 11s fate, its doom, it hasn't any. hat—evor the panoraiic panama hat—lives only in the present. It knows no yesterday, no to-morrow. It has ‘no history. It is but the shadow of its owner which dis-| Appears at night. Whether the panama, which vanishes to-day, with the summer flies and fireworks, will ever —— A ROSARY. I hold no chaplet of blessed: beads, Nor waft fond prayers to realms above, But with a daisy from the meads T tell the rosary of love. TIMELY LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE. — for the years 1899, 1901, $144,86—total, Slowly the sleepy white moth settles To rest in tho heart of the yielding rose, ‘As lightly counting the severed petals I Uist the mensaze the leaves disclose, able garb, I say let them wear becom-|personal property, $124.24; 1900, $128.72; $397.82, My entire income Is derived from the interest on a personality of about $8,000 at about 5 per cent., giving me about #00 to support myself and those de- pending updn me, pay for coal, water, Bas, clothing and provisions. Surely that Is not a large income to meet all those requirements, but there seems vo be no rellef The assessor tells me L must pay, ono Of our leading lawyere no escape and that nd Wants Origia of Barber's Pole. clothes, trim my hats and am called Bi ‘9 crinkle our eyes aga 5 othe Editor of The Evening World the neatest dressed girl in my district. | ing articles of dress so as not to attract een, to crink F eyes again, depends upon this mar- we ould be very thankful if readers| Like yourself, I find it very hard to get| 0 much attention, which ghey surely lous nation’s paosperity, It tohe gay youth has money| youid study up and answer the follow-|a good husband, and when I sce care- | 4 NOW. WILLIAM H, phis purse next year he may try to do something new |ing question: “When and where did the liess girls get good husbands and nice startling with his dome of thought; if he hasn't, he| barber's pole originate?” It may seem | homes I certainly do get blue. I pre 1M y 4 s foolish, but It is a question that wi!l|some one can solve the problem, fil dig up this summer's panama, give it an oxalic acta | puzzle many. I've seen these barbers’ i LYDIA. and once again jauntily insert his intellectual| poles at the barbers’ shops so many| The Rolled-Up Sleeve Again, it. times that I thought I might inquire. | To ine Editor of The Eveaing World: , Nobody could answer the question. What disgusts me is to see young DOMINICK L. | iadieg walking along with their sleeves forty She “Gets Blue,” to thelr elbows, I wonder if this is sup- il have peer tont.la the construction of the Rapld |To the Editor of The kvening World: pored to be some more atyle, Then pagel be oh peal ctsinletion, It 1s @ high} In answer to Eliza, who says that,| there are some who wear low-necked ary lcci 6 work carried on with though capable and clever, she can| dresses. If they only knew how unbe- é Lin Precautions for aafety, ‘The find no husband, you are not the only that fad would be ; aveuue grnamite explosion one, Hilza. Iam older than you, good~ there are. other She potatble to the actual, ooking, can wash, cook, make all my | waya of. gdol by donning sult- AS ‘Three tlers of oarsmen shown above propelled the @ known as triremes, * ——— DEPENDS ON EYE, The varying color of « vacuum tuba containing krypton—seen by some as ff Mlac and by others as gteen—is ex= i] | plained by Prof, W, Ramsey to Let ETDOOIOONDBOID‘IFAPOAPQOOS) No, ‘To the Editor of The Evening World: Is Holland under the German flag? CHARLES W. 8. A Widow's Appeal. To the Editor of The Kvening World: My husband dled a few years ago, leaving me a small, unpretentious cot- tage, unencumbered, and to support me ‘a few thousand dollars invested In mort- gages. I have just used the entire six, gonths' Interest of one to pay the city tax of $74, an Increase of $7 in the tax of last year. This last week I received. Dilla Yield the seoret, O flower of fae! Tell me now, ere it be too |ate, Am I remembered or forgot? Does he love mo or love me not? Speak! For to you the gift is given ' \ ‘To mar or make the lover's heaven. Dispel the doubt that moves me! ‘Tell me my fate in message brief. . See, I haye counted your last leat! He loves, me not! He loves me! jon the gjze of the yellow spot ‘retin | pA HORROR “DEN. | A swealthy Warsaw land-owner |Fatalitien.—At the present ratio of fatalitt says there he $ & NWOQOOQODAGQOODE QI OQOOOOGOOOGOOOGH Ewe