The evening world. Newspaper, September 13, 1902, Page 6

by the Press Publishing Company, No. 53: to & Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Omco at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. E 48... steeeeeeNO. 14,098. | _ oDp!rY CORNER. BERYL. MUSIC ON THE BRAIN. Emerald and beryl are precisely the same sub- stance, except for coloring matt er. Amethyst and rock crystal are like- “THAT AMAZING MAN,” GDODDOGOQOSIG HG’ COO 00000 000000 ‘aid yesterday: ‘The prospect is dark for an early| ment of the strike. The operating coal companies fee THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE. fans ys aw pntvely tn Mesos wii |JOKES [OF OUR OWN ROOSEVELT DAY AT OYSTER BAY. ot allow the differences between the operators and the| % Miners to be submitted to arbitration.” | / “Mr. Morgan will not allow.” Not a question of what OPLLEGIATE, “A quarre} in an opium dive," It gricys me to relate. ithe coal operators or railroad presidents want to do in The only|man they left alive wise identical, ‘the matter but what Mr. Morgan will “allow.” 54 Cals it}a ‘Joint Debate.’ * . The personal descriptions of the operators which cor- Quik PROMOTION. CHINESE. _ respondents send from the mining districts show these iE meat ‘There is no word ‘men of a somewhat kindly feelinx toward their em-|@ pookeeper.’ @loyees, There is one prominent operator, indeed, who DF ove ve he Pearse ee ia fois his men in ball games. This is the man before aned himfover the fifet and sectnd Whose house an employee patrolled at night with a ls and made him third as- Woaded pistol to protect him from possible harm at the} @ sistant righ off.” hands of riotous etrikers. Devotion of this sort means much. An employer of this stamp would surely be will- ing to arbitrate differences. But authority higher up will not “allow” it. A cen Mespotic power such as few crowned heads possess 1s ex- “But only} last eee I fearnes ne RSI g rted to forbid concessions. It ts exercised arbitrarily,| Qt‘, endagn advanced now to alng ages EY z and huvelappoint: ‘eusing almost nations! distress. Ifow small the Gov- dollar muss." S i a wee! rev oa as thelr _ernor of the great State of Pennsylvania looks In per- OT POPULAR. Pe jonorary with the Wall street Magnatte! And Platt, Quay.) wiry aid you Ike the bands of satin coe Penrose, all the Lilliputians who have sought futilely to, Wrivbon we dsed at our german?” DEADLY BLOWs, pind the great Gulliver. Three powerful Senators warn- 3 “Well, I]never did care for German Shan ae fag him of party dangers, harping on politieal ex- bands. re Pits Tee ee pediency, pointing out possibilities of Republican dis- BORROWED JOKES. | natives catch and aster. Can the people stand a,party responsible for a IS STRONG HOLD. kill butterfiles for | trust Hike this? Advice lost on/deaf and obstinate ears. profit Evening World readers to buy a copy of the Sun-|%) Patient-+Why, doctor, If I take an ice- lar brother is an aesistant in the Chinese lan. ‘3 | suage that conveys 0 2 ‘ an intimation of what we term pub. He. spirit, nor is there a synonym for patriotism. HOW FUNNY. Lady clerks and typists are form- ing a club at New- NOT AIDVANCED ENOUGH. “Yes, mis, this popular song en- pipe. — Phrenologisie claim that the talents and propensities of a person stamp their SEAWORTHY? | S02! "Pon the entire brain. ‘The head of a German inventor was examined after his death and the discovery ‘made that his brain had been moulded into a model A viking ship 40 | of the machine to which he had devoted years of his life. entomologists by “That amazing man, J. Pi¢rpont Morgan.” It will H means of the blow ~ day World to-morrow and learn more about him. i (Ominous Bilence.—District-Aftorney Jerome yesterday re- feet long has been Here we have an X-ray photograph of the head of a distinguished violinist. fused to say a word about his plans and projects for} s unearthed on the | Carefully cut out the eleven sections of the brain and with them construct ea per police reform and the suppression of gambling. When «| (napolis News, S Island of Karmoe. ! fect model of his violin. loquacious man grows silent watch out! LIFE, ‘IN THE TENDERLOIN, A tour of \the Tenderldin by night just now gives glimpses of metropolitan life in its most cheerful aspect. A FEW REMARKS. Grand Duke Boris said good-by; % A @FSCOURAGING POSI'HION. Pek | 5 ‘Do yoha think a literary wot to marry? we —_—_—_+-_,—_—_ } MAKING RAZORS BY ELECTRICITY . A Pittsourg man named :. "1 G ‘Not Mf ahe ts a novelist. Sor manly perfection as depictdd in her ered away oesmakinerte, “No odium attaches to such a tour; Mr. Jerome, who, @books would be enough to make any y 2 f Then he stayed here longer. ors by electricity, with- makes several a week in an unofficial capacity, has set , conscientious husband give up fn despair g a \, Be Though to break away he'd try out the services of black- > = p Newport's charms proved stronger. © the example for individual investigation. What he ts, Sand eure home to look for P reece ee parr on bolster, HF doing any member of the City Club, for instance, may, His method, he claims, Without fear of consequences. It adds to one's socio- | © keeps the razor's edge in- knowledge, you know. tact longer than does the ordin: facture, The white light radiqnce there was never so brilliant Lan tredn ag erecndnaae ' &8 now and the red Is visible to eyes desirous of seeing polished, then divided in- “it, Everybody seems flush; “rolls” flash, champagne |to blades by means of Secompantes chop suey, There is no gambling, of coursé; | Capt, Sheehan has vonched for that. Yet it is possible. Joseph Misks has discov- NOT FAR ENOUGH, I don't like Jack jt all, He's always tryiig to kiss -Oh, come now! You magine anything nice: Mes Ina forging machine in the form of a steel tun- ael. The rod is put in this to see gentlemen pass{ng in and out of latticed doorways. | He ae oan! renee 2 ute ae, auaee aeit u That they sound quite atty. inside; electric | ‘The night life there generally seems to have taken on a ¢¢ Soon he'll beat the score for such | connections are made at Seeper crimson. Was the Saratoga racing riotousness .- Made by Addie Patti, each end of the rod, / which be Fewer “‘conterences” and a quicker |rne gen comes, Fed not. atrike settlement. on it, their ends forming If the Inwood boy who left home to|the backs of razor become a second Schwab had taken Mr. | blades, their inner ends Morgan instead for his Ideal, he would| Pressing the blades into razor shape with a perfect edge. }| have organized Inwood first and taken | The stcel is hardened in the same tunnel. }it along with him, only @ curtain-raiser for the regular city performance? _ The good old Tammany times when everything went ap- | pear to have returned. i SOMEBODIE BOOTH, GEN.—of the Salvation Army, Even the casual observer notices on the newsstands| is abput to sall for this cofntry. It “and elsewhere illustrated “dramatic” Mterature that} Will fe his fourth visit here gwould once have affronted Anthony Comstock’s eye as a | CHEOQING-CHUN-KWAN—1s the nae fed flag a buil's. What has become of that vigilant cus- Bala Me dace waipeteeine ch GH enone ips ouGH NO USE FOR THEM a oka ducinceeal erate at stodian of the community's imorals? In sensual sugges- world, and will bi the first IVELY EN 5 bs ever Cuba 4s annexed the Lone Star (tiveness this literature quite equals the police gazette nation to attempt such State will find a successor in the Loan IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK. Bill State. _ “art work” of an earlier day. It is one of the by-prod- Showing How a Rasor Blade Is Formed. The natives are all ready to hail returning Teddy. They're as strenuous as can be and they've made up for the part. Fusillades and teeth and sabres scare the sober-minded neighbors, But they fonm a welcome to delight the roughest rider’s heart. a , EDWARD VII.—once learn: the print- Will Jerome's Tenderloin hunts for of the wide-open condition of affairs, but no one! ers! trade and can make @ good living the Tiger and the Plephant result In a Striking Anomalous Sights That of any attempt to quppress it. at @t in case the Kingsqip job falls volume entitled “Wild Animals That Only Strangers Pause to Notice. thrpugh & Mame to Fit—A fast train on the Wabash road has made| HOWARD, DR, L. O.—ia s@id to be the @ run at the rate of 190 nfiles an hour. They might call It] leafling living authority]‘on mosqul- ‘the Automobile Express. og. And he isn't a; Jerseyman, — either. [ * MAGOMBER, MISS EUBIE—of Des + A DAY'S AUTO MOBILE DOINGS. es, Js to christen the new cruiser ‘The autcimobile, us reported in this morning's news, Dqs Moines, at Quincy, Mass., next Have Escaped M Pierp Morgan (80 railroad authorities} There are several things in this little old city of ours pay) (which, by the way, Is neither Mttle nor entirely olf), that Will keep his hands off of the strike. | would be good drawing cards if 10 cents admission were aa aie may de for ihe people charged. As it 1s, nine people out of ten pass these sights by, unnoting. ‘A And to strikers and public alike. gesterday killed the wife of Senator Stewart in an “acci- ek. But one grain of comfort is found} Walk along Forty-second street this evening, between Fifth and Park avenues, The street is garish, brightly light- a { POFE LEO XIII.—has ordered ‘neath this sting rushed Ben Monroe's Paltinore bieoetist i a erator | of, of, Maroon’ wiraeas telesraph ba Ae & : y _ (tat mag sciace the aorrowiog e888: | 6a, ive, rvople with sult cases Joetis ‘the home-ctayhng face “accident.” It frightened a horse and caused him — f Just one thing New Yorkers; trom the near-by station the incessant bark: of to seek to demolish it With his heels, In this machine |¥ Rete Dk aaa aac ad chal [San tele et een eda Cote lice ai le a oe + Helen Gould was riding. It caused the urrest of three : — |. Now stop a moment and Neti oven Cialade lat the fence rich young chauffeurs in Manchester, Mass., for violating The Prince of Bragansa’s indictment! 110+ bars the sidewalk from the etrest. Look over and you in London should serve as a warning tears speed law. to Princes in future to stick to ilttle old] War, "%ye Pit. Look Into the pit. AP A Naat hes! A lively day's doing);, and perhaps others unreported. New York. taal, Fifty fect. below you lies a separate world, an under ‘The “accidents” are the matters that concern us most. According to the Fire Chicf's counsel,| ground world. Some day it will step into line as a highly | ‘Pretty soon we shall Wave a place reserved in the alma-} Low's attitude seems to be one of| cosmopolitan subway. But now it is a mine. Vast boulders, ~ ‘macs for the annual razister of them along with railroad ~ eos Lnak that climbs. the aint oy aipatc Te RAGE aber ete fatalities and other foy'ms of sudden death. Or leads into the, valley sun-denied, é gasoline flares. x Where, through the darkness, Queer, gray, gnome-like figures creep silently about, some- THE “LITTLE JUMBO” RAID, hapless wanderers stray, re a ¢ é ais maa dadtatingcianable from the rocks among which ‘When Capt. Gallagher was put in charge of the Bl- | Der arms ;canaaddensa: = tt F x i Meet mes tnnaturally distinct in the'siare, thate _ «firldge street station fhe announced that he would clean||{o¢ certitude their errant steps to These men are fighting nature, beating a track through fp his precinct. Yesterday ‘nm the small hours he started 2ut to ‘make good," the victims of his pernicious ac- tivity would express{it. He began the cleansing process ide? é ‘ .| the rock that has endured there since before its assailants’ sulde FUnetuous Utterances for Uncle's Un-| js cestore hed even reached the cave-dwelling age; and which, ‘ by raiding the “LittJe Jumbo” dance hall on the Bowery, |) from where his phtrol wagon carted away fifty-five derstedy."” % but for this intrusion, would have endured centuries after With Stock Exchange seats selling at| New York crumbles into dust. " | $81,000, who wouldn't go "way back and/ It matters not that these miners are merely cutting a captives. A good beginnivg. The Brooklyn captains come to Manhattan with abundant energy. ral SHALL | LOOK BACK? om some dim halght of being, undescried, Shall I look back and trace the weary way By which my feot are journeying to-day— First Comedian—So Jeff admits he 4 Blsle—My! Wouldnt you * wings Mike those? Second Same—Yes; he says it Gufty—How's ther missus—alive? Tommy—Naw; they'd be too looked at first as if the champion's Duffy—Yes; an’ kickin’ when O1 § handy for dad to hold me vy when belt would soon Fitzsimmons, lett. 1 was gettin’ spanked, REGRETS. RICH. NOTHING DOING. Shall I look back and see the great things small; The tollsom path, God's training for my tect, sit down? subway passage. To all intents and purposes they are dig- ‘The pains that never had been “Warned off the roads| ng for gold, and the next blow of that big fellow’e pick A eraeo caret ; : sett the mane of Rosavvelt's| May lay bare a layer of quarts streaked and oounter-streaked Will some great light of rapture, pe 2 = an Oonate Saeenes crrineertnaes with dull yellow markings that will make tts discoverer bathing all, EL to inqure the President's perfect aatety, | milllonalre, Meke bygone woe seem joy; past p what's the matter with lassoing the| It requires little imagination to see all these possibilities. bitter, sweet? local trolley cara for this day too? Tho sight fs one such as scarcely any New Yorker has ever —<—<————_- before seen. Shall F look back and wonder at ke It is, apart from its picturesqueness, a valuable Silustra- ™ Souls AGES OF ANIMALS. em * Dlephants live 10 years and upward, Wayside Ike—What's the matter wid Waggies? Dusty Rhodes—He found a hunk of Boy—Opry glasses! sailing with Lo ler Moulton. hard coal and he's goin’ ter sell It $ Uncle Philetus—No, young feller, 1@ tion of mine scenes. uise Chandler Moulton, Peay @on't arias ©) If admission were charged thousands of people would go ®) D 00. SODODOOODODODODGQOQDOHODODGOHOGDOHWDOGOHEPHHQOGOGHDGPOOEPDODDHGOOOQHOOSHDOSOOOOODGHOGOOSOH | rhinoveroses twenty, camels 100, lions] to seo it. BED! Ws SEVELT,) JR. twenty-five to seventy, tigers, leopards, As it is all free, one person in five hundred glances casu- ~ Teddy Rooseyelt, jr., is back home in Oyster Bay 3 jaguars and hyenas (in confinement)| ally at it in passing. ‘A. P. TERHUNE. trom his little hynting trip in the Northwest. He had{a about twenty-five, beavers fifty, deer saotocenccot( TIMELY LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE, eis] 1s 10 smn someon ous for prairie chickens and jackrabbits—so good a tine, 4 that now he sighs for more of the zip and s¢st teen to eighteen, hares eight, squirrela| Many who have heard the Princeton students sing— fort , rabbits seven, awine twenty-five, Oh, I've heard tt sald, ; rab Bed tales eaabba People’s Chorus, Cooper Union, nurse, I threatened to follow her and jot belt 1s placed next to pulley. A irresponstble tenant who wants a leaso Pile aoaer arty: horses itr asees And I believe it’s true, yeayns for bigger game. He wants to go/to| ro « tor of The Evening World; expose her to her employer (which | Beatty, ‘ay to demonstrate the (ays from a responsible landlond. He xets|tniny, sheep under ten, cows twenty, ‘That when a man dies nfl shvot mountain lions and grizzly bedrs.| Wil you kindly advise me where I His nose turns blue, should have done had I had time), Dat | Fo ' t lease, and moves out at will, When| oxen tnfbty, awans, parrots and ravens ‘ Ith 7 can cultivate my voice at low rates? am afraid that is not sufficient to pre-| unt! ff, and then on placing | the landlord as! ‘How about the lease 100, geese eighty, hens and jose tu bi Bie rast he ered cid Beadle s-dime-novel days ire W. BA. | vent her abusing the little fellow at |Delt, with amooth ‘side to pulley it will| you signed?" "That's allright, Lert tuscant taieko en pee i a or pet ee longing to emulate An Unkind Nurse Girl, another Rak 8 RW. | eSaily casrled, G. F. T. | the tenant; “sue me if you want to. ¢@ forty, cranes twenty-four, blackbirds Ob, Jimmy, Jimmy Johnson! _ 95 inl ines or Squint-Eyed Bob and shoot hiles! To the walter of The nreatng Wertds e Belt Srestisa) + 8,250 Ml Three Hours. WAGB-EARNER. | én to twelve, peacocks twenty, pel-| ana other nonsensical doggerel in which Jimmy Johnsome inline as they come dashing over the hills to) 7 #8W & nurse girl sitting on a stoop |To the Réitor of Tae Bvening World: ‘To the EAltor of The Evening World: Complains of City Streets, foana forty to fifty, thrushes eight to! claims to diatinction are celebrated, may never have realised in West Twenty-third street. She had aj Seeing a letter from Mr. George Young How many miles js {t from New York | Te the Editor of ing World; * ten, Wrens two to three, nightingales Why has the city fallen back in its fifteen, blackcaps fifteen, linnets four- Fon RL wide western ambitions. Uttle boy about three years of age in {relative to the proper aide of a single | to san Francisco, Cal., ana what le the igh, as well ns in his expressed sadness pver | a go-cart, and the way she punished tne|belt to put next to pulley, would aay | time difference’ G. W. |work along the side blocks near the|teen to twenty-three, goldfinches twen- Princeton long before the war, The students ‘helped to of vacation and the return of scYool-| voor little chap was an outrage. I hope |that as the theory of belt and pulley is Irresponaibility. Hudaon River? The gas lamps in some redbres 0 hi rid Ale Mica be Lael rey | that although he ts th t | the mother of the child will see this and | ‘the mare surface obtained on both the |To the Editor of The Frentng World: streets near Twelfth avenue are seldom | twelve, skylarks t fy chase his liberty, and he en a figure on the campus é . is the son Of | discharge her. The child was dreased in | leas strain on bé " ‘The trouble with people rs to bi! sten burning. I am ai “hy haminchee twei for afxty-three years until he died the other day at the ‘this land he is jens bearings,” &0,, as onegide peop! pen seen ing. ™m sure the city has wenty. ry aries no more and no loss of fue wash dress and was a pretty, lof belt 1s amooth, it necessarily followa| that they want to make Agreoments|to pay If. these lamps are lighted or | *) age of eighty-six. He was a kind of mascot, and were at his age or than is any lad/Dright, good-natured looking little fel-|it covers more surtace of the palley | binding only on the one side, It they |not, and besides, it ts Aangerous to ‘Will fines 15. 04, CARES "es matte to Aprvive: his the hi le family in the Un low and blond, Should mother of child | (whieh is eleo smooth) than the rough would give bonds (or put up cash) to| venture down that way, for one is al- ace thia let her please question her baby | «ide; theratore it will pull the same Joad |bind thelr part of the agreement, dis- | ways running against some object ob- pent Whee he le bop etrala of: thy|etie eon consion then when! rough aise putes could not occur. It is so with soured i the darkness, TAXPAT ER,