The evening world. Newspaper, August 26, 1902, Page 8

TT ny Dorm 3 eS ROUT nT RRR ee aia %, / Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 63 to 63 Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OMmce at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. VOLUME 48..... UP TO MORGAN, While a great many people have not approved of Mr. Morgan's methods and policy in consolidating cor- Porations no one as yet has had any reason to accuse him of lack of courage. On the contrary, he has been universaily recognized as personifying in the highest degree that aggressiveness and pertinacity of which | the bulldog is popularly supposed to be the type. But Mr. Morgan now will have to choose between losing his reputation for courage and taking a positive position on the coal strike. He cannot repudiate his NO. 14,980. DOOD OOOUOOOUUOOOU! 19) CO) JO OOOO DOOD 000: Ghe Funny Side of Life. ONE SOVEREIGN BOBS UP. OoDp!TY CORNER. 4 POET’S MONUMENT. ra JOKES OF OUROW Is ¥F thought he’ RMING ZEAL, practise farming, COLOSSAL SUNFLOWER. He To eat the count votes, responsibility nor declare that the question is some- SoHHevgaeeucrinee) AIAPHINE SF, ae “Whats thing with which he has nothing to do. He either In the eon wild oats He [Mmeviate Neeo 18 To Place The Matter, “TRUSTS In THe GonTROL oF Some With Me? SOVEREIGN WHOSE ORDERS CAN Be ENForceD" OT aaa aur ff them re wishes the strike to go on or he wishes it to stop. If! he wishes it to stop it is in his power to stop it by a word. If he wishes it to go on, If he is willing to sub- Ject the business interests of the country to all the dis- astrous consequences of an indefinite continuance of the strike, he should imitate the frankness of Mr, Hewitt } “Roth @ single thought, eh? wo souls with but a , CONSIS' and boldly declare himself on the side of the operators |} wis unt fellow he tat who do not operate. Yes, indeed! ‘n his jokes are The spectacle of the great J. Pierpont Morgan flee- intlese,”* 2 e ing in terror from the interviewing reporter and ex- ——_—_ claiming “How should I scttle the coal strike? I don’t DAU LSND: know anything about it,” and “Why not let them he temperance wvocate got so mud alone?” reveals the famous organizer of corporations bottle af it" "LE should call that ill iH mper-ance in a new and not creditable light. COURAGEOL ¥ poor fellow 1. nT fear no Looking Backward.—When Mr. Hewitt declares that the acceptance of Mr. Mitchell's conditions for the coal miners. would make him a dictator and enable him to decide th next Presidential election was he not unconsciously think- ing of the last coal strike which Mr. Morgan settled on Haquor’ ts a curse,” mu ain't a man to shrink In from such old time super- etitious thing as a curse."* Misfortune pursues some men even the eve of a Presidential election? ees Pitiatortine Toureurelsepmsy menyeven t BORROWED JOKEs. with the erotic French poet, Charles BEHIND THE TIMES. Baudelaire, He has many admirers, but Secretary of Agriculture Wilson is a cheery and AMBITION, no monument A few years ago a committee was “Of course," quoth Cu "I'm very happy, ensively, ‘cause I'm free lctted for " hopeful man. He expresses the opinion that the year's corn crop will be a record-breaker and that within three formed and su monument to be erected In the Luxem- riptions si ) I should, In sooth, be happler yet months it will bring down the price of beef. 2 If I could o: get out of debt.” bourg, the Valhalla of the poor. Money Secretary Wilson means well, but he does not Washington Star, veurea In, the pice was sasslets and — the monument ordered—and that was know. He evidently clings to the old-fashioned theorles | ’ NOT So BAD, all, The treasurer of the fund died, and it was found that the fund had van- of political economy of Adam Smith and Mill, and to ob- Visitor—Sir, T have In this satchel— solete laws of supply and demand and all that sort of Editor—Great heavens! ished with him, = | th Rut have changed all that QB Visttor (continuing)—A dynamite bomb. AS A second attempt to raise a monu-| 4 German florist has produced a new variety of sun- ing. But we have changed a . Baltorthank goodnewal 1 thoughe i = ment bids fair to be more successful,| ower which he calls the Giant Bismarck, or Hellanthus Whit has the corn crop to do with the price of beef?) was a poem.—San Francisco Chronicle. pit and the monument Is nearly or quite] Anmuus Bismarckien| That tt is a giant Is evident from The price of beef is regulated entirely by four benevolent | _—_— finished. It is to be placed under the} ee ol ab mee Ik is ttegn feet mapas four 7 “ 4 ww THE ONLY way. high wall of the ceme' nd is of a| inches thick, and the flowers measure elghteen inches across, gentlemen whom “God in His) infinite wiedomy’ 16) witsun—voe, sir; this Sohn UR, Rie aIinanchArantGr tombstone | To obtain these results It 18 necessary to sow the seeds in groups of two or three where the plants are wanted—for to use the language of President Baer, has put in charge RiaguEterebelim GenORinirel et to own my own home proper rep ; of that department of our industry. Is the price of coal) @ Kidder—-low jong do you ¢ of the poet, swathed like an Egyptian| the sunflower does not stand transplanting—destroy all but é 19) wite a8 mummy. Above this is a caryatid, the! tno strongest of each group of plants and when this is about regulated by tho demand for it, or of iron and steel, or | We will be away?—San PF Oo FE ae BLT tales strong up of plants a 8 Chrontéte Dees ending torward and resting ‘his| five feet high cut off the lower leaves and buds and #0 chin on his hands. throw all the strength of the plant into the crown. EXPERT MANICURES NEEDED — —=uit ~=IN BOTH LONDON AND PARIS. By HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. of tobacco, or is it in each case fixed by other divinely appointed guardians of our interests? Secretary Wilson should turn from his text books and treatises on political economy and study the facts of life around him and of the country he lives in. As it is, the Big Four of the Beef Trust have got the laugh 6 MIGHT TRY AND SEE. “There is only reason why I have never asked you to be my wife. What is that” “I have always been half afratd you might refuse.”” . anny well” (na whisper, after a tong ES, silence), “1 should think you'd have et S LURVAN TAR eel Ze yy need skilful manicures very badly on the | and d-parted, Cornering the Adirondacks.—Mr. John D. Rockefeller o want to Mind out w sa side of the water. Later Twas told that the young man n@ ‘been now owns 0,00) acres of Adirondack land and water and PAG HOL smeRt AS st that there are no | a gold digger in South Afriea and thatyas his is credited with the desire of acquiring the 30,000 adjoining manteures in London and Paris, On the contrary, | health was injured by the tropical ctmatd he de- acres of the Paul Smith property, ‘The area of the “The immediate need,” says Roosevelt, “is to place Trusts in control it is diMeult to dodge the manicure establishmenes | elded upon muanicar ind became of forth- pects auesiesees iota Wes anniv, Puller eo) estenslye/ ae OF some sovereign who is fearless and who's equal to the role.” In London, and there certainly ts no tr sp | with » Roi ; “That's the Uicket,"" J. P. Morgan cries, and, posing chestfulleo, Lee are Mae VASE AIM) SiS ESL RS cla Os ei tata oe SSS “While you're look , ee ewe err ce ieee =i a paris, eaven be praised!—as my friend the disguised RAIDING THE PARKS, SOMEBODIEsS. hile you're looking ‘rouna for soverazgns, what's the matter, say, with me? But oh, the wrotchod work or play, or whatever | plumber, but there are inmymerable men and 5 sl cRoNge dun . they choose to call it, they do, the greater part nin Paris and London doing so-called mant- Madison Square, which but a fow years ago was thi RONG E N.—salled from St, Helenn | WHAT A LOSS! PERSONAL. THE SECRET OUT. Of theas muchsvaunted | sure works who have not the slightest idea of the céntre of the aristocratic residence district of New York,| 0°" 1" ‘i es Mast Wednesday, ace | A Za Manicurin e, but Ht correct jsocess has now fallen to such low estate that tho police are} tie will woden the wean die tlt = ald tng imnanielire!/onlfitty of ttergae obliged to raid it from time to time to round up the] three Moor Generals got. at Litecht iy es ' PU RED Oni ase een) a Diy tramps and vagrants and disorderly characters who pro- | {?™m Oom Pau) | INehase duelsingeriaiielwire Gok Bran. usted pose to convert it into a dormitory for thelr exclusive |M/CMEMAN, CAID. ©. IT -of the eut- »oms by the alleged manicuge. but undesirable class. EAT rs 4 ene iil the Govern: | rise | There are hundreds of manicures In New York ! at tha new fur-seal rookery has 0 order for fours. ho should k tter n rea alls: That such a condition of affairs should exist In the] deen discovered on Houlder leant, tn Pera iuinceee uae Ee naa SU CR aE civilized city of New York is not creditable to our police | aA uthan “chaln, hie Wpkueitenh cheomartoinntthell snd and leas dangerous than the average Eng- efficieney, but it is the plain truth that not only Madison Pee aa i at of seulakin ¢ ler or a New York plumber, not | ls! French Square, but Union Square and other small parks, notably | sexily sroni, Pe eae cara aa RLU a Lt LD t wit) hands dekato enough to | really is wonder over, serve mantoure treai~ the City Hall Park, are now monopolized by the Weary | America, has bh tiie eaahiee micseaoete leoneana chara : F oion maonee) Waggleses and Dusty Rhoadses for sleeping purposes ment doctor to the Yakina Indian When T anxiously ed him if he h i]t Ach treut alike by day and night to such an extent that re- | 700 made a mistake, as Tv 1 mantcure This man ) a clientele that he could gpectable people fecl a natural reluctance to even sit COUNT—who te 1h St leads vaet u ng ites pavente anil sheagald \ f imasvlf 1 iheretthn id itall; Lam the party you sent for. Tean | thet the tinger- f the ladies when they came down en a bench which may haye been occupied by | the authoritios refuse NASHpONE Rikeme: nr ‘niles? siyk lito him were ninets a dreade one of these gentry. et away at ! pulsar skate bi onan There was nothing for tt submission, I} gully fr Tand ugh treatment Certainly our parks were not intended to be mi BY, W. C.—has sent twenty elk ie ieotuaval na iene mpenared for tia worst, endl sm iRaUnd se. sAy at | OF Mel can MnOS Of aaree Ned sm An RUEES in this way, and an occasional raid is not an adeq ie State reacrvation in the Adiron- ‘Tufty MeSwat—Well, I kin imagine Eee al eles eee PP Iii ree ra AL AN a on yo td remedy for the evil, It should be finally extirpated. restr SAL TN 1b niles Tnubeti enAL st SRuIGHE OMNIA shamHer on MIANOHEAIAOOKIAE ie | Mexcentingsthelf F alipvere’ acleraraoniuate = a EDWARD VIL—in sending ¢ : truments—knives, scissors, two very ¢ utters | fers are used, ‘The cuucle is pressed down with a Nobedy’s Busine How did t happen that th who as i anda th loo < woollen rag, besiles a bott'e bit of linen hand f wrapped around the building the Public Library was not discovered in ee hee A BORN FINANCIER: of bleach. some files that would haye done per- | thumb nail of Uie operator. The polishing is all hank her, found her t war'c was a year Lehind time? ty hase he) SYR fectly well for service in a carpenter's shop and @ | done by hand and no powder used —— hs Sy an Old Gentieman—My boy, 1 learned flerce-lookin i I never saw such exquisite finger-nalls as those > Cr ea. He sid ty her early the avils of smoking, and 1 The operator's owy were extremely far | treated by this one individual, but of course only THE DUCHESS FISHING. for “nyselt how well 3 threw away my Havana clgar, from agreeable to Whey needed warh- | women of immense wealth and lelsure can afford : ; ' served that med.l Mary MacLane, at Newport for the Sunday World.) | Splitt Mickoy—Gee 1 wish't Jack—Her way Ing badly, and In volce, been of the | such a luxury os this operator certainly ts. eae paw tall men with melancholia on their foreheads walk-| I'd been dere ter grab de snipe glitter In my visitor's eyes, which really intiml- T suppose a dozen fashionable women at least ¢—— ris why it was they TOWN TOO NOISY, asked me while could not get their finger-nails properly cared for — dated me, I said: I was In F ing by the sad sea waves and pretty women with face: your hands right over there in | TWILIGHT S 5 | FABLES UP TO DATE. “You can wash subtly imbecile, She should have stayed to see the | HT SONG | U that bowl" inithe Nrench’canital: Duchess of Marlborough out in a boat with a grizzled ming disk of the sun But the London manteure had no notion of It must not be understood that there are no sea captain catching flounders ina rainstorm. No subtle m of Lebanon; scrubbing his hands before attacking mine, He | American manicures In Paris, There are, I think " that the blossome of twilight thanked me and said “Quite so," sat down and | there are ten or fifteen at least, but they are not properly taught, Every one of the young women who came to me to treat my nails In Paris used the cuticle knife constantly, and four or five of them seraped the outvide of the nails with the knife, which ts simply barbar They all use the steel nail cleaner, which leaves Under other circumstances 1 should not have | the under surface of the nail rough, so that It permitted affairs to go any further, but my cour- | attracts every particle of dust or foreign sub- age was not equal toa dispute with my wild-cyed | stance that comes near it, and which should never r, and I grudgingly placed my hand, so to | be touched by a mantew the block ready for execution ‘They all use, too, the minenal bleach, which ren- s the naile opaque Instead of transparent. imbecility in Consuelo's countenance, we fancy, when | she hooked the flounder so big that she could not pull it into the hoat, The captain helped her and the fish was safely landed. Then “the party fished for two hours and had quite a respectable catch.” And it is not unlikely that the Duchess will return to Blenheim with the fish- ing trip fixed tn hor memory as one of the most 4g able episcdes of her American visit The Duchess's popularity with Amd.can women was fark to spread out his battery of deadly weapons, I next sald: “Do you use an antiseptic or sterilize your im- plement He looked at me as though he thought I had suddenly lost my wits. 8, nkiing pale; | | speak, 0 I belleve there has never been such a process de- the | Jong ago established, Thousands of masculine devotees Wwe & hs, where Paleoatand geelieiil iow diachvera kindred apiri = 8 fore or since manicuring was dreamed of as this | ‘tunately the ‘powder and paste cosmetics ane how discever a kindred spirit in h JOf the ihelikamluetawar “Mow nuch you expect me to ingentous person 4s now exploiting In that Lon- | American made and good ‘ ’ those who seck Princess Bay for weak fish or the Great iy bie ave you, my poor man? don hotel A dozen steady, thoroughly trained American South for blue or go down to the banks in steamboats |The lovers my thelr whispered ‘Well, mum, I notice the younger My hands were held tight while my fingor-natis | girls, who really know how to care for the finger for the vlusive flounder {tself. The old Commodore ta -~wa- 4 women fe the more money she? you doing out he: were cut, fled pad the nenele Ursa Ht foe ‘paane Hallas An make a Aangsame Jiving In Pate to- ew ‘ ark ghtingatet gives to charity, and the older and Snake~I came here to lve in pea reraped with the cuticle knife, in a truly blood- | day, following the calling of manicure. They do would have been proud of his great-grandchild, {] n Boollard. | | well! What would old } usher 8 the stinglar ehe gets, } I've been dispossessed by the subway thirsty style, not need incompetent operators on the other side— " . Oana : a ay to this? Aa Om, thank you, miss!* in Manhattan. During the operation 1 asked the young man | they abound. But there Js a place and a welcome BUROLARS’ SENSE OF HUMOR, by See ee ; OOOO DOO where he learned his system, and he told me he | for the skilled operator, There bas been a popular impression that since Capt. | iain ieaiaiants = . - eae ete rrarey araia ahah a CEPT eaulns ay miter Deca y 1 | @ seemed to be c: ely proud of n ny girls of Ught repute have e1 f : Miles O'Reilly took command of the Oak street precinct | | Ww E Y - genuity, and he nalvely sald that he didn't be- | But good honest girls giving fa lue for the yerlme had hidden her diminished head and retired | L '. Neve any one else did the nails as he operated | money they accept would soon acquire all the Sitaalto fresh folds and pasiurca now. Ya Kor ith Telia: ays on thom. Jegitimate trade in the manteure live in Park BAS cos hundred fo <9 i " ps i Ls Yet last night} < ue Ks Nay A vlubman can ait ata card table ence to Cho same person. In the frat agreeableness. Perhaps you're a crank.| 1 gave him my solemn word of honor that 1] 1 hope the girls who read this will not Imagine et of the captain's awful presence | °")\"" rcs uh De arallt i‘ ” n ! And) AAVOR, Anat , 1 would advise the eited Tam sure if Yorkville takes this advice | agreed with him. that with a few do can Start in & aU burglars blew a sale af the old noisy nitro-glycerine | pr ‘| va ME i is done by poor people we to see to It that he ¢ not) to heart tt will do him some good, And| When he attacked my poor fingera with the | cessful business In Par ndon. 4 Sms ea0 tho police heard it not. The explosion was |aubway rua undor (t, with stations at loarth? tice dhe coool eres pe much, After this defect iscured | probably it will find tty way to ‘al dirty buffers 1 bad reached my limitations and | 1 repeat what 1 said the other day in my are loud one, but by the time the police } . ery few blocks, iat hRAVBICan iat rede Ake capitalist thinks h ‘ul not let everybody know what) certain young man’ who, no doubt, 1s] sald to him: Ucle concerning expert Stenographers, who are ; f polio HAA been AB) ig without any walking; tha Peaple’ ef (ie too Gad Cea te ce ae ae Rtas | RW einbia: head holds. Hence: Be Would | inAuenoed: by ithe eompany ha) haope “Excuse me, but I don't think I can bear hay- | greatly In demand on the other aide. No Amert- red. At the crackamen had evcapod, Thoso were | the iimnanis could omioy the hewuty aig eet at he can't take {t along te cured and hiv friends would bepin to CHARLES R, B. |ing my hands touched with thove dirty buffers.” | can girl should ever go abroad without money # with a sense of humor and thelr joke ge Rabie ty ) he croagos the river? ‘Then jet resvect him EXPERIENCE. = Whereupon he was surprised and hurt, and | enough ahead to muintain herself without employ- Joke on the, an * alr of that famous drives |the poor peaplo rejoloe, for they will Will Power as a Cure. y : pee mort of them to bring thelr ch s | There ure certal be f a only terminated pruptl H e may be In her profession apa the excuse should be that eyes accustomed | (,)\ (y \" Woot 4 WEB To the Riltor gf The Rvening World _ . ain rules to be followed) Ni, had all the manicuring I can assimilate | A #00d manioure Is one who'docs not use the play AST SIL x to remove the defect of siammering, of {nod to hear the creak AE Talk Le In answer to Yorkville, who asks 1f| which a reader complaina, but these | for one day, Cam glad to pay you, but if I wero | cuticle knife, who euts the fnger-nails once po i lliitla cut of practice for other alghte|4s ue nee |o,tie Ratton of he Rrvning Werits any Feader cay help hen to cure the | sulea have to be applied systematically |! your place 1 should asek another profeasion ar wibly when she ‘rat takes charge of & new ou waler of | To cure the concelt of a certain young conceit of “a certain young man, and most conecientious! learn something about the one you are supposed | tomor's hands, and afterward depends upon a vel- captains, lke other mortal men, see |, l* there any Justice In thls country | man, asked by Yorkville, tw almple | would prescribe: Firvt-get. the ooaotit | for a length of time; Ya een umeN) | CS be eugene’ ti" - vet and emory board filo to keep them in shape; —¢ tor and their hearing loses its acute- tno or 8 monet th be isi te seam aid baain, mite 3 mxeeit AON tah at yourself, In your own words | 4s the foundation of these rulea; second,| The injured young man packed up his Innum- | who never Uses @ steel ihstrument under the nail sant i" al n living in my nel rj fun the etreak of conceit, Second— inhaling; Uhird, and|erable weapons, and very carefully counted his | or around the outer edge, and who abjures min- Wainly seem right to gamble in any other | hood, and maybo Yorkville has ge: | \ i bathe yourself im the waters of social slowly. M, | tos, which was Gs, or $1.85 of American money, | era) acid nail bleach and pall varoieh, bs » , q? . * MS j t i ‘ ot ) ’ Cs em See a dN ia lc Mia tn c dh a a a AB i idiibisiod Fens vaneroy ares a