The evening world. Newspaper, July 28, 1902, Page 6

6 ° a - 3 4 = SE a © ” 5 aa NST TEE EPRI TERE TREE THE WORLD: MONDAY EVENING, JULY 28, 1902. ; | Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 8 to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OMmce New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. » “VOLUME 4s... NO, 14,981. ; TEN-DOLLAR COAL. SiessudllgsceteraTEss Another turn of the screw has been put on the coal] uy JOKES OF OUROWN PAPA’S ANSWER. @ "It they call folks professionals who can play ball, $4594900800009 660060004 ny Side of Life. WHAT'S HAPPENING? OOPIDOOS rai eonsumer. Tho retail coal dealers have put up the price | { HN) for this week to $9.50 and $10, with no assurance that! ‘ they can furnish o supply even at this price. i Por this action it is not the retail dealers who are to oODpI!TY CORNRR. LON ST ELL OW. ARTIFICIAL SMOKE RINGS. Longfellow turn- ed out about one volume of poems a year for many years; nearly four years were re- quired for his Diame. The question of the ultimate cost of coal has Jong since passed wholly out of their jurisdiction. They have no more control of the price than the public has, 6 The extortion is wholly and solely the work of the Coal ) Trust, which finds a double profit init, It can make S| more money by peddling out an insignificant supply at What do they call folks who can't? extortion rates than it can by giving the public a full) & ‘Tell me, dad.” supply at an honest rate, and incidentally it can crush} And his father, who'd noted the local translation ot }y) Out trades unionism among its mine workers, impoverish call thome fallows the Vituminons coal miners and other sympathizers and “Dante.” i impress the lesson of its power and supremacy alike on 7 the workmen, on the public and on the State and Fed- WA OEY X-RAY CURE, "Yes, Von Broke tried to borrow The Terskstn oral authorities. And while this is going on in open and impudent de- fiance of the laws against trusts we are cheered by the news that at Oyster Bay President Roosevelt {s busily engaged in framing a new law which, if passed by Con- | Sress at the next session and subsequently enforced, will | accomplish wonderful results. How could he better serve |) the present purposes of the Coal Trust? Board of Health of Hawail is to be- gin a series of ex- periments to deter- mine the value of X maya in the treatment of lep- Tomy. money from me five minutes after he'd ‘met me.” “What caused all that delay?" OF COURSE. “T've been shopping all day and I'm utterly worn out.” “Shopworn, I suppose?’ Soir Go Ol YHU gy, ANd SToP THAT 4 z, INNOCLOUS, “T hear he's a great knocker. Is he?’ “Oh, no. He's perfertly innocuous. NOT $0 GREAT AFTER ALL. ALCOHOL, At a recent ex- position in Berlin trains of ten or twelve cars were drawn on a cireu- lar railroad by al- cohol locomotives. FSDDF FESICOOC9O99-006 2.9.99: Flain’s Gedentary Life.—Mr. Joseph Chambertain, British Colonial Secretary, who !s {ll with heart disease, | @ used to boast that he never took exercise in the true $ aense of the word, not even by walking. He fe sixty-six ne and if does not follow that he would be in better phj P cgane feuerueg terol c! fa) oxen cheese eal shape if he had led a less sedentary life, but you can] “Matrimonial?” never persuade the physical culture theorist to belleve 80.|% “No, unfortunately. Se ee en than battles.’ *¢ Nothing more in- AN AUTO'S CAREER OF CRIME. = Like the true spectre of romance the “White Ghost”|> BORROWED JOKES. THE POPE. Should the eope | Make a small box of playing cards in the following way: MRS cea contca: aecinne te, Whee tae ORD ANRGEEG. four SELF live ill 1908 he | ‘Take one card as a pattern and bend six other cards the same way, ax shown tm t ; |—What' IM THE celebrate his | Fig, A. White Ghost was new and fresh from France, before the | Cabrel What's tle | matter, nies LEADER, diamond jatileeas| Fig. B shows how the box Is set together. The bent sides a-a are shoved under ? ; a Bishop, his the open sides b-b, until all six cards are used up, Cut a small opening about the burnished brass of its trimmings was dulled or the white enamel! of its sides scratched, it pleased a Vanderbilt's fancy. It was a speedy machine then, the fastest that had brought pallor to the cheek of the pedestrian. But] & stze of a 10-cent plece in one side of the box and you are ready for the trick. Blow a good mouthful of smoke through the opening into the box and filp the side opposite the opening with your finger. You can produce small and large rings, according to the force employed in filpping the box (Fig. C). ee eS St. Peter—He's beginning to doubt that he ever existed since the theolog- Jans have taken to declaring him a myth.—Toledo Bee. Cardinal and his ailver jubilee as a Pope. will not down. It is again in the news of the day with i & q 6 4 OLD ENEMIES. S feeling of disgust in its owner's bosom and It was dis- Posed of. 13 Under its new ownership the White Ghost developed |) traits of great viciousness. Whenever its owner took his | rides abroad the machine spread consternation in its ‘wake and soon a sinall boy on Convent avenue yielded up | hie young life on the altar of its iniquity. Thus going from bad to worse it was again got rid of and now, in | Chicago, in Rome doing like the Romans, it is Exhibit A an erratic fancy for smashing grocery wagons created a i “Bee where they've formed a broom- atick trust." “What tort” > “No beat the carpet trust."—Detroit Free Press, THE DIFFERENCE. ‘The difference between allopathy and homeopathy is simply this—in the case of homeopathy you die of the disease and in the case of allopathy you die of ~ in ® suit brought by the chauffeur's wife for the aliena-| Gthe cure!—Stmpliciasimus, Tatowers Mg tion of her husband's affections. They were stolen, she FOR HIMSELF. — 7 aeooe Gertie current is turned on | allegee, by the fair creature who accompanied him when z 7 luring nights and chilly days, but cut 4 Customer—I want fifteen yards of off during sunny and warm weather. » he rode out in the White Ghost. matting: ‘The system was invented by Prof Lem- j Give an auto a bad name and Its descent is easy and Clerk—For mosquitoes? There's a cheering and a yelling that’s re-echoing and swelling, @ | strom of Helsingfors, Finland. ‘The fifty years of service which Ad- A TRIO OF ODDITIES. In the Philippines beef is 60 cents a pound, mutton 45, pork 60, veal 60, hall- ‘but 60, blue cod 6, salmon 60, pigeons $2 apiece, beef tongues $250, geese $3.59 apiece. wild ducks $1.75 and tame ducks $2.2 apiece, says the Chicago News. The meats are all Australian frozen. Butter 1s $1 a pound and milk $4.50 a gallon. An effort is being made in Sweden to use electricity in agriculture. A seed field {8 covered by a network of wire and A NEW ALPINE WONDER. miral Farragut had seen when the civil war began had matured his powers without impairing his mental or physt- cal vigor. “The Admiral assured me," writes Gen, James Grant Wilson, “that up to the year 1863 he made a practice of taking a standing jump over the back of chair on every birthday. ‘I never felt old,’ he added, ‘until my_sixty-second birthday came round, and I did not feel quite equal to the jump.'’’ a WORTH REMEMBERING, Cream and acids do not curdle, but milk and acids will To clean sponges several hours and times in clear water. To keep steel ornaments bright when not in use store them in a box contain- expeditious, Its next owner should beware the hoodoo 3 Customer—Naw, y’ idiot! Fr myself. attac’ Th’ mosquitoes have got enough com Bing No st forts already.—-Baltimore News, The Toper’s Wa ‘Another “last dollar of a large 0009100600000000090000900% © fortune spent in drink” has turned up. The warning ts always timely, though sometimes an alcoholic imagina- ng 5 tion has greatly increased the size of the fortune. ee SOMEBODIES. } } OVER IN JERSEY. ¥ ‘The world-famed gambling-houses of Long Branch, the favored haunts of New York’s gambling aristocracy © and of the plutocratic sports from all over the country, are closed. They are going to stay closed. It is not even Wnted that any gambler will be rash enough to reopen ‘MMs establishment during the season. ‘What {s the explanation of the remarkable difference While they wish the Chief would drop it they daren’t go out and stop It, So they're peeping through the blinds to get a line on what's occurred. And it deafens folks in Goodwin's camp until they can't be heard. i @ eee HAPPY. BARGAIN HUNTER. HELPING HIM OUT: ANDRE, GEN.—is the thirty-first man to hold the office of Minister of War in France in thirty-one years. In two months more (should he remain in office #0 long) he will break the record for long service; scoring a period of two years and three months. COCHRAN, STATE SPNATOR—of Penneytvania, has offered to pave one of Willlamsport’s streets at his own k well in milk for hen rinse a few Detween the gambling situation in New Jersey and in New York? Why is it that gambling flourishes undis- The expense. HAY, SPCRETARY—finds his chief va- cation joy in fishing and spends nearly ing a little powdered starch. When beating eggs a small pinch of turbed in New York and is dead in New Jersey? laws of the two States are substantially the same, but in New Jersey a single Grand Jury charge closes all the gambling-houses in panic-terror, while in New York feven monthe of a reform administration fails to furnish salt added to the whites will cause them to beat to a stiff froth more readily. In using a gas stove the oven will at times become very hot. To cool quickly place @ dish of cold water in it. every day with rod and reel during his stay at his New Hampshire home. HARPER, PRDS.—of Chicago Univer- sity, makes out each night a pro- gramme for the next day, and adheres Of course this singular peak Is not really new, but it {s A recent addition to the list of Alpine marvels, as it 1s mot mentioned in any of the guide books, It is a detached needle of dolomite rock 1,000 feet high, with walls so steep that scaling them 1s not to be thought of. This singular us with a single instance of a gambling-house shut and| ‘© ‘¢ unswervingly. Th (08 of coffee after using the] formation stands in th ts Cr AmuGpcises ony ¢ grounds of coffee after us! ation stands in the valley of Montinala, in the Italian staying shut as the result of offical efficiency. MACKAY Eu Nquid are excellent to mix with the lovatio *, +3 Be eae eee ere os oui qu ¢ Alps. The elevation of the apex above sea level Is 7,250 feet. eel sa ‘aller—My friends think I'm aw. garth used in flower pots. It keene the rhe vertical wall to the right belongs to Mount Falcon. earth moist and facilitates bios not harmonize with it, she uses three- cent stamps instead, ully funny, and I think you'll find hat Joke just too awfully—er—aw- tul— tor—Awful? ‘Then I don't want Thanks for the tip. IN DEMAND A LATIN QUARTER ROMANCE, TH] A story of the Latin Quarter kind comes from New|] PLATT, SENATOR—of New York, has : Haven, but somehow it is not quite so romantic, real life| been an fntimate acquaintance of HT} as it is, as such stories seem in the pages of Murger or| SV¢r¥ President his party has elect Victor Hugo, A pretty young factory girl, a grisette of fact equal in personal charm to one of fiction, ended her union with a student by swallowing carbolic acid. ‘The student had wooed her with attractions not possessed by|} 0, the Parisian lover; in addition to good looks he had wealth and an automobile. There was no question of love in @ garret at twenty-one, but they were just as happy in a luxurious apartment. It was a beautiful dream of love for the girl while it WHICH WAS LIKE A WO/IAN. (Copyright, 1902, by the Dally Story Pub. Co.) Bom LETT sat upon his:doorstep playing | think he'll come around here?" Crow—Where you going to spend your vacation, Goggles? Ow]—Going to Greenland, where the nights are six months long. SUREST THING. ——— REVERIE, that we two might cross the drowsy stream That wends, ‘tis said, betwixt this world of ours that which stretches golden dream Of spring eternal and with the children, It was sunset. Big, | The man at the table raised his eyes to those brawny, good-natured, he came over the | fixedly regarding him. What said they to him? hill from Gatesville fiv rs before, and set- | They forgave him; they bade him go; they tled. Settling in a village means getting em- | looked the love which brought Bert, Mildred ployment, living ‘most anyway, being ‘most | and Susie into the world. anybody. Under such conditions you're no-| ‘I ama free man, Are you glad, Dorothy? body. Get married, you're somebody. Brian | She nodded her head. Lett got married. She was Dorothy Moore. "I don't blame you, Dorry, in a And Cee undying You did per | Jasted, and when it was over she ought to hav Sovess: ~ phew admirer and been equally hay 4 ae th a ane Al oat we eniehy walle tapeetiers, hans @he had three children, Ghe was a lawful | fectly right, But I have looked forward to at y ppy 6 next came. | in hand, widow. Her husband, Jack Moore, w: in | coming back to you and the children. I won- der if I could see them a minute?’ She started to call them, Near the door she stopped, pressed her hand to her lips, and shrank, Lett sat upon the steps, Suste asleep prison for life. A g00d-looking woman may have a husband in the penitentiary and ‘be well thought of; but she cannot remain untalked of and have a Through gardens gay and soft Elysian felde, Where Hermes gathers with his po- ‘That, ve are led to believe by the novelist, is the proper | Parisian way, the opisode ending for the student by his return to his native town to become a lawyer or doctor of tent wand Great. repute, That is the way they do in “Les Miver-'} ‘Those happy spirita thet from single man for boarder, Brian Lett had board- | in bis arms. ables.” But Etta Cook was not a Mimi. She took the harm he shields! : ed with Mrs. Moore to help her along, It was “Good night, neighbor," he was saying, ‘You Uttle affair of the hoart seriously and is dead, It may || There, In the quiet of a clearer alr, the best thing he could do to marry her, are right. Tt's not easy to do one's duty al- Op far-off, halfesorgotien daye:m ‘The village lawyer fixed things, and Mr. and | ways. Come, children, it's time you were in Mrs, Lett settled down. bed, Let's go in and see mamma.” ‘This summer evening Lett sat upon the steps | Lett arose, the slumbering child in his arms, playing with the three children. They were | Bert and Mildred laughing and jumping about much attached to him, Bert was ten, Mjldred | him, eight and a half, and Busie seven, They called His wife sprang forward Occasionally pain young Austell in later life to think of | it, aud it's too bad altogether that people will remember, Mt to bie discredit. They wouldn't do so in France. , unrestful days And yet, for all that bliss I would Zvi not lose, Firet One—I won't see Grabbit any THE PUMA’S OUTING " . \}To win such heaven, the moment DN avarilnareieroniraurl rataranhes! tt meter M M " ' That summer-time search for fresh flelde and pastures | when you emiled BL see youve had four places in the } Second One—Why! He can't de } He-t'm going to pay your bill at UES SAA MOMENTS AUR OR | Cae arian Rees Saleen, gee ell eat Bow which men call a vacation trip moved a puma to es- |] TURD shinine tears, and we were 1) g eae ne aay ahaea haw ee AEE oilak oil auiy dasae 1 et ee aca Ge tea after-supper wor! with him! He's the biggest dog they ever cape ga his cage in the Zoological Garden yesterday, Q. V., in Chicago Tribune, Peaone nines amand’l at a8 him $6 this moroing, that's all. HecNo fers Til be abort nso. 2 maior Gol) serope the Woreahold of the Le iKAGleane histled to th ‘et and he is now et large in Bronx Park. rey eons Ld DEC EO LEDOO OSES SL OOSOOODD back door. ¢ indulgent man whistled to the mastitt, k oooed ® Mod dSOGoor POO4 $604 Mrs, Lett looked up. resumed his seat on the steps, Bert and Mil. The fugitive " Bilmpses caught of him by picnic parties reveal him a + Very Tracy of the animal kingdom, roaming about with eath in bis eye, swimming streams, devouring lunches for other and less voracious mouths and inci- dred rolling with the brute on the grass, The woman disappeared for a moment, rex turning with a crocheted purse, which she thrust Into his hand, ‘Hore, Jack! Take this, Jack Moore stood before her. “Dorothy,” in a voice softer than that of yore, “who Is that on the front a! playing with the children?” “My husband.” TIMELY LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE. very beet to put up @ clean,/eultable adjective with which to speak Tt ts all w have ly snarling in a way to bri: uke for am Editorial. my experience is exactly simiiar. 1 can't! thelr i Except to one, that whi cc erst ap tho atcuiteat | ro ine Maitor of The Evening World stand on the street corner without hear-| etraigtt battle, only to be sneered at a8) of plays, What do you think? She spoke in a whisper. Her voice failed; | saved for the children, Take but go! Did A » that which throbs valiantly In the | 74 Duviished an editorial headed ““He| Ing such expressions as “Isn't he hand-|allesed faking. Is there no way of MARK £. ALBERY. her frame quivered; her face pated at the aw- | you—dld you see the childyen ef John Valerio. John fired a revolver at the| was good to the poor,” in which you, Some?” and “What an atheletic form!''| #topping euch currieh el PLAY. |Worth Over ite Weight im &! ful dilemma. "Yes, Dorry, I saw them, » Who therenpon buried himself dee) eulogized Pat Smith. On behalf of hia| from Mirtations maidens and - 4 “You took your rights, didn't you, Dorothy?” “Kiss me, Jack, They are yours, For them aida try So the Mallet a: The renin erie She could not epeak, but twirled the dish- | I love you, Now go!” Objects te “Amusement.!’ ‘To the BAltor of The Eveaing World Do you not think the use of the term A Panama hat weighs from four to eight ounces. It is therefore worth | over twice ite weight in sliver, if tt ts ‘at the north end of the park wife and family, his sister, Mrs. Joseph admit I am handsome, well-dn ¢ Lynch, and his two half brothers, Luke Possess a miltary figure, but ieipolicenien ure standing in wait for the fugitive | 4 John Ruddy, 1 wish to extend you, Marks are distasteful to me 5 The ex-convict pressed the womia ta his heart; then opened the purse, and, tuking @ from it, handed it beck with the cloth around In ¢! “Tt am hungry, Dorothy, Can I have some- thing to eat? Can some Hending nets in thelr hands, cunny sacks att, reader who 1s imilarly aMicted advise| ‘amusement’ should be avoided by every , ached | my most sincere thanks, for although f 3 acres od hi nd weight in el hoops, and pretty eoon the puma, more ecared | ali you said about him was true tt was| 8 VAR Donn cHermn, | One In referriog to theatrical perform: | & 1) reer ied edadtrr waa $m ‘Bhe put him out a meal. t Is enough to give m: a now start will Ond himself back in captivity, Per-| certainly @ gratification to bis family “It Beene Unte ee eee tamusement: BME! does much to atone for such a hat's The same 916. dive sel, Dorothy; tye. same and, whepling abruaiy. he RMiag will not eeriously mind returning to the ca jand friends to have It published. I wish| 9, ing gaitor of The Kvening ay ae poor tyre Pyro hideousnesa, LAST YEAR'S BTRAW. breadknite, the same preserve Jar, and’my old sown the ere 4 ; ta 0. sD) * . 8 meted a t 4 The puma, greatest of the cat family in og " ‘ . SCDRF There i® always a lot of talk after a| edge, even in mediocre performances, de- J: Alexander, No. 1 Hanover Square There Were tears in his cottage te saw Brian 1, i palate fewer nd MIT ies tacse. ihe han a cae y A w Victim of Charm, | big Aght about the contest being a fake, | serves | more dignified title We are Gusie In Me arms and Millie playing with Go, , i © fondness for] ro we Aitor of Tar Brewing World Th me claim was made in the recent | delighted at hearing @ good play, but it Plax MAN Rip having heard that there is « certain tn- id to be continuously | badly smashed up and punished, and|effords @ oultivation to observation end | spéctor that examines all the meters, I intellect, and so we visit the theatre | would be grateful to you if you weuld Would suggest “educetions)’ ous ‘The mastiff left the children and followed him. It was Moore's dog, A fo works jo T read about a young PFita-Jeffries Nght, though both men were| (s algo our duty to mise nothing which man who annoyed by female mashers while riding | evidentiy fought for all they were worth. an We. core, E live im Port Cheotey and Tt esemm untetr thet men should do Fae, ond the fact that since he escaped he has ing On bem sandwiches when he had « chance the most’ pend me bls name ‘ \ ‘