The evening world. Newspaper, June 10, 1902, Page 8

_THE WORLD: TI ) Wabiahea by the Presa Publishing Company, No, 63 to @ i Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OMmce ‘at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. VOLUME 42 NO. 14,903. —— meee LET THE GOOD WORK BEGIN. Fr Col. Partridge's grand coup being now accomplished | moose Ghe Funny Side of Life. |igDpITY CORNER. aptains and various sergeants and patrolmen shifted, } tO posts where they may be expected to do most good —| 4 these preliminaries being all attended to, let ts now)? Took for the performance of some of the numerons!{ promises of reform made eo enthusinsticvlly last Janu- | ary, We have had some very uncheerfn! yesterdays of JOKES OF OUROWN KEENE DINES WITH EDWARD Wl. =] “A DISHONEST HINDOO'S TRICK ¥ @isappointment in the Police Department; let us indulge RESTITUTION, : a few confident to-morrows of expectation {© Ho stole a kiss and then, atratd JAPESTRIES LOANED, vl, TF T aT 3 Not caring much whether side-doors continue tos Sich loss might cause her —_ Hila Salant 4 | swing wide open on Sunday as before the spasm of a, DAE HeaCa {HEAVENS sO OLD y| | ' © few weeks azo, nor vexing our souls whether small] THERES THAT : - et i F- boys play baseball on the Sabbath day, let us hope that | INCREASED SPEED, = J MAN GATES | + some effort will be made to find where gambling-houses! Uhear t yarapher ‘takes’ 9 ra mS M See Te ) | © exist other than unprotected “brace games SrA anager dhiuntiiCneimecleriercana she THAT = 1? CHUNK OF | * Let us hope that the Red Lieht tribute of black-| f naw civ vsivex 490 = C ji mail will soon be ended because of there being no| ? ———— ) PASTED THERE, ; plundered women left to pay, and that Raines law dens ‘will cease their debauching influence on the young be-! x cause of being forced ont of business. j j As for the graver offenses against the law, Voelpel! ; 2 murders and McAuliffe manglings, let us hopefully an-| tlelpate that some of the talent hitherto exercised in Ratinertaeet Ga 80 alice have found an filfett Inside quarrels and unimportant details of police ad-| Petit) near Yonkers” ministration may be applied to their unravelmont. Then! » "As the pesult shall we have glimpses less forlorn than those now of| + the golden era promised six months ago. PoE OUNS T doubt if King Edward will ever lose In India a crafty man owed an honest merchant thirty-two gold pieces. ‘The coins were hammered out roughly, irregular in shape, but of equal weight. The crafty man, knowing that mutilated cotns were worth a8 much as whole coin, and that the honest man would not weigh what he gave him, hit Upon a plan to pass off thirty pieces of gold for his debt. cheating his creditor out of two pieces. He did this by cutting some of the coins in two and rearranging the pleces. How did he do it? Answer to-morrow: ch of {t is aid to be paste y stlek v still hunt?” YESTERDAY’S PROBLEM. | ‘This problem was printed In vester- day's Evening World: An apple woman old half her apples to one boy, who {gave her back 19; to the second halt of what is left he gi her back 2; RENTL out on the boat hefore ried, and they used to y it would be flne if they could row Taformation Wanted.A great to know what has be many people would like a body known as the Na- ome 0 2 ~ 4 a ver. e tional Civic Federatic from which usetal results were! 2 “Well, they: do still, but you pronounce to the third half of what was left he q expected In the prevention and settlement of strikes 2 it aifterentiy.” gave her back 1, ‘The woman then f es a = 3 eae had 12 apples left. How many had she A LARGE N rs t first? Answer: From the 12 re- ; CONTRACT, BORROWED JOKEs. Taine aeduel 4, aha Aide thecniraties It is given ont that the resignation of Dr. Patton fee NS !she sold the last boy, which was half number at that time, therefore, was 22. From 22 deduct and the remaining 20 was 2 prior stock, which was ther From 2 deduct 10 and the re 20 Js half her original stock; con quently ghe had at first 40 apples —— she had; h from the Presidency of Princeton was due to his pur- VAGU Dose to devote himself entirely to a work on ethics on]? A negre who had been arrested on sus- which he has long been engaged. Ppleion “gave himself away" in a clever Wie a teaa ie inaioat si — eply to a question recently, is is tru ndicates a desire for a wider caregr “How old are you?’ asked the Justice. Of usefulness than marked his very successful ad- “I dunno, sub.” ministration of his college presidency ‘ou don't know your own age?” “No, sub. aS : A text book which shall succeed in {mpressing the] Wail, now, that's strange." SPLENDORS OF BABYLON. ordinary principles of ethics on the mind of the aver- think so now, suh," was The general idea of ancient Babylon Y age college undergraduate and bring him up to that t wen you hez been in de as & city of stately palaces and hanging penitentiary ez long ez 1 hez, you'll lose gardens is not altogether confirmed by higher standard of conduct which prevails outside of college will be a greater gain to the cause of higher education than the foundation of a new ten-million- dollar university. penny hatnielaias % Tess—He ts that he alway: It Dr. Patton atms to civilize the college barbarian | Sing weil with nities ee whom he knows so well he has undertaken a very large|? Jess—Yes, you see, he'a so conceited contract indeed. @that when a girl gives him a snub he takes tt for coy coquettishness,—-Phila jow York fe getting vistbly blacker| > dni Press : ay by day, and there is no more reason to expect relief |? Agr GOODTt a from the smoke consumer in this city than in Chicago | > 2 8 $ “Boss, kin 1 gor off to-morrow?" H, J. Whigham, who visited the city as special correspondent of the London Morning Post According to Mr. Whigham, the citade) of Nebuchadnezzar cannot be compared with the fort at Agra either as architectural beauty or richn terlal used in its construction Instead of the white marble and red sandstone of Agra,” he writes, “there is nothing but monotony of mud bricks and burnt bricks In Babylon. * * * As far as the explorations go there ytrack er time, tvo.""—Atlanta Constitu- HAPPY IN CONC! ma- 4 The Dark Outlook. and Pittsburg. Soft coal means soot and a dirty city. 2 3 3 mar As TORSIAGNE, trace of a room in the ‘kasr’ which ' dae aa Be, Ora TH ai (cE Bor would be considered large enough nowa- THE NATIONAL BANK TRUST, ana 1 ought to see him fru.” “Who ts he?” for a lady's boudoir, with the ex- There Is nothing incredible or even unusual in the Mansel, sah."—Milwankee — Dally When Kene first found himself? breaking bread with Eddie Guelph, ception) of the great hall of the Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin ineident, which suggestion that a corporation is to be organized in New| The feast of dough and royalty plea t as could he. 4 nave heen ita tesiion nlxty tack oe Jersey for the purpose of carrying on a combination) Ps Till the voice of Johnny Gates wafted over from the States ea . if =i 4 of national banks which shall be something between a «| With a yell of “Where dol come in? Hey, boys, you wait for ME!” > Mr. Whigham goes on to say that | national bank trust and a system of branch banks, i @ » | Babylon was much Inferlor in size to 2 ; The fact that auch an enterprise is in violation alike SOMEBODIES. ¢ HIS REASON. HER IDEA OF IT. SUFFERED ENOUGH, | modern Peking. inne toe Seca ae even cota a 4 4 of the letter and spit of the law need not interfere| pARTLETT, MRS, C. L—who has just | 2 TRUSTS IN JAPAN. ‘* perfectly independent of the others, This state of affaire } ‘with its successful operation. There are all kinds of} died at Drange, N. J., was the daugh- ¢ The trust fever has broken out in far-| !€"48 to continual feuds, as the people of one village always laws against all kinds of trusts, but thus far not a single| tet of & member of Washington's body away Japan. Six or seven of the largest| ‘efuse tv punish or give up those of their number who have = trust has been legally dissolved. suerd. silk houses have agreed, after long con-| Ken Part in @ raid on a neighboring village, To bring The leading idea of the trust o: FORBES, MRS. A. 8,—of California, sideration of the matter, to “pool their] & ance of law and order and to pun com~ were made to be circumvented reaciser te that Jaws!” cisinated the pian for atrawing the interests.” ‘That our cxample has not|™On mclefactors, some of the villages have united to choose ; mvented, and he seems to be) sea with flowers in memory of the sooner been followed there in due, no|# magistrate, entitled “King of Life and Death,” who de- pretty nearly right. sailor dead. A revenue cutter was owdt, to the scarcity of factories where| cides and punishes cases of murder and other atrocious % a ——— placed at hor disposal for that purpose capital to any great amount {s em-| crimes. A Victim of the Tobacco Habit.Dan Smith, who diet{ last month. ployed, There are many factories, but| ‘The penalty ts almost always death, preceded by torture, in Saginaw Saturday at the age of 111 years, had chewed | ci eae ce they are small, with more skill in indi-| and os a warning to other® the criminal 13 buried in the : tobacco day and night since boyhood. It tt had not been| “gnenecnian, tren Ee eee |S vidual manufacturers than there is cap!-| market place and over ‘his body 4s raised a mound of earth rs } for this sensual e@elf-indulgence Dan might have livea| crnmesneare theatre, where Shakea-| @ tal. It ls sald that capital, as we speax| in which are planted great wooden stakes or stone pillars, : to a green old age. persis peys sill 3 presented in| ¢ of !t, 1s not understood there at all. And|as vell as the criminal's weapons—the latter with the point : iglish by English actors, 4 yet a few of the more ‘Westernized”|or muzzle down. Many market places show great numbers ! : DOPHROP, C, H—of Taunton, Mass, |% houses have made the break, and it Is}of these African representatives of the ghastly gallows tree THE COURTEOUS CONDUCTOR, has given his native city a soldiers’ | © Ukely that others will follow. of old-time Europe. As this fs the college commencement season we| monmeunt rs — —- y i must regard the establishment of a school of ma ; FOR TiE CALVES. mners|MAY, MRS. A. [has given the LESSON IN MATHEMATICS . by the Metropolitan Street Railway y 1 ‘ § y Company as of islang Historica} Soctety the piano } timely educational interest. This school is for the {n- ken from the Cooper mansion during Star Boarder (to his landlady)! ae 5 } 2 Raa zy a“ ‘ struction of its employees and eapoclally conductors in Civil War and piiyed on under! D have docided to atay another weak, In Primer Form for ‘ pt the art of helng polite to patrons, It will pay in the] ireatc) more {rankly and. with less| Mrs. Skimpem—Oh, I'm 0 glad, Mr Judas sir, what is the ont! — Clever Heads. end, of course, for a little exchange of personalities be-| restraint In war times than now tumy. Have you decided that our charge Wise eae iy ene ered won't lie? 0! pood ¢ gh? omic ~' Yor onot e 5 Dh, fudge! I've heard that before. F tween a conductor and an irate passenger sometimes | ROTHSCHILD, BARON HENRI—Is not OpAIID ORS (er agi Miiniiva cuanto AGEGRSON} Company? lakh eraltonie ales ie cour A Hise But you know I'm from Missouri, , | eoste the company more than the yearly salary of a| only # clever physician, but manufac-|4 sitering so much from dyspepsia} limited engagement. MADER TMIMHIShC ate: coodiman) you aw cmv por decas aoe. Profesgor of deportment tures automopitos, 1 ts net every] @ that the doctor has forbidden me 10 ARNESON | A sort of sum- $ are discharged; you have my utmost.o| , We will begin the trouble by supposing two women each But apart from this utilitarian consideration any a ‘eae who can cure “Dis OWN] ® eat much of anything for a week mer engagem sympathy suned Gs chiskons, wick they eqreesl So eel and Bivide process that will “soften manners, nor permit them ADE SER eat TS LIS EDR BUR RE Sa ee : SWIFT, PROF. LEWiB—the aged as-| © Ss, TRUTH APPAR » | Behold! A peddier appears upon the stage of action. to become rude,” is commendable—especially rapid- tronomer, has discovered fifteen PELEED REPTILES, GOT THERE, THE SAME. u ENT « He buys one woman's poultry at the rate of $1 for two % transit manners. We are a polite nation, but foreign] comets and 1,442 new nebulae, Larger | chickens, which makes $15 for her thirty egg-offsprings. _ eritics observing us only in street cars might not think| collections have been diecovered, if The other woman's chickens are less valuable, so the Fei hey tight th not tabulated, from time to time by peddler takes her collection at the rate of $1 for three chicks, on eng a aia B eet “canppstion that u a eeaantare! or $10 for the thirty, making a total of $2 for the entire the passe d niiness average . crowd of #ixty chickens, up to that of the conductor we might be more deserving | TWAIN, MAMK—Ia under the ban Now comes the division of the spoils. How much does Be auriraruiation, This |e not to say that conducton His "ianoeanis Aros 1 haa een au each woman get on the split-up? Lower yourself to the ground in this ; @re Chesterflelds; but in the course of a series of con-| cause the author speaks jokingly of Twelve dollare ang Atty cents, you say? position, keeping the hand extended and ; , y of| That looks all right on the face of the returns—but allowing no part of the body except the tinuous passages in crowded trolley cars up and down| weeping over Adam's supposititious | ‘ | Let ue see some more. knee to touch the Gounnh Then rise Manhattan during the day they have experlences to try| *"*"* | ©| The first woman sold thirty chickens at the rate of two|again, reversing the movements, It 18 the souls even of the unsensitiv %| tor $1. The second woman disposed of thirty chickens at |«plendid exercise for developing the calg ae DOMESTIC BLISS. @| the rate of three for $1. That makes a grand total of sixty | of the lex. on A Hard Choloe—tIn Italy when legislators insult each other 1 we Ad ‘Arat ¢ ve, th 2 chickens at the rate of five for $2, does it not? —————- they go out and Aght duels. In some respects this ts alll Were somewhat puociod eatin men | on OS ARB 998 Arle CES ARG AmelYe tine A VALUABLE LOAM» 3 better method than our Senatorial way, but it's a hard||phey had awakened. trom thele @ | #2 te $24—the sum received for the sixty chickens, onal y had awakener o | Therefore each woman quit the game with $12 in her fist. A. dream, Cd iy a ee — S0 strangely new did all things seem; 3 a ee re eA ea era AND GIRLS But when they looked the garden ung * . 3 Hes " pu ‘The rare days having arrived and the June-moon List ¢ q bs r J not a servant there was found, 4 oon combination of melodies being in full popular|| They clapped their hands aaatoraa Boy—BSay, pop, has dogs got wings? 3 BEARDS ONCE BARBAROUS. oa ® favor, Mr. Hamilton Wright Mabie takes occasion to How nice,” a 1 Ane ANNAN IIe oe oy Becpiy aecaadwinih ea ewe ane anny ge ee seoreraeuen cng hterernitee Bi ee mor ithanltiay anawien + » Inge . 3oy~-Because I read in the paper § who is hurrying) » pushing me,®| P,,O'Connor, in P., “when I tell them that I remember b Yolee @ vigorous protest against ragtimo, In his address yee Bernas ¢ Migh w-Not now, saloon } that the dog flew at the throdt of 2 sir! You needn't think you can pusk@| the time when a man who wore a beard was regarded as cS ‘to the Kent Place graduating class in Summit yester- @ Hurned down th ; me because I haven't an escort | something of a phenomenon, and, indeed, as scarcely gentle- ). day he said: “Ragtime in music and in manners Is the| —_____ OStOS4O4 reaae bbe Reb OOOE © o2eeo00 but #0 Ite was. At (be bar @ young barrister who main abomination of American life. Se: Sivan faane rayere aanuaiina ~ —_——— ia as -s ae = eard or 4 mustache Would gp outrage the etiquette reais 1, and tenia ie * i rv Oneal en ine TI MN == oPtye profession that he Spud Wirecinalc hearing by some a 2 implie nd El Y I hey Ju and by others so sneered at as to make solicitors un- i fair young creatures in dimity and doued aw ° willlng to employ shim. A judge who has only just left the ' fa ‘ who heard registered a vow that they would obey For “Mathematical Hemders.” the poorest pogar suffer throuet beuch professed one day, while he was listening to a junior,| Ivory is becoming searce with tie * 4 h a vow means? No b Will some of your mathematical |dog is a hrate AAD ume offering $550 to a Mee een eeea ee ange if we were {unfortunate Junior began to shout the Judge sweetly remarked | tusks are umuaty about seven feet int ; 4) ns? No banjos under the trees on| renders anewer tiie” an thy eomots | oe rs ley with womans) who sail oon one of thely sates, | Ph. Mhulippines would already ‘be von-| that It wae very difficlt to understand any gentleman who [length, weighing froin twenty to sixty ) Pe Eimopalight nights or on the river! Cotton in the ears] written below be done any ther way [atte for eee canon Im Mal accounts | ie yas e wallaenown erobke, the) SUEED. 5 inaisted on putting @ hair screen on his upper Ip," PRUNES a ea eerhante cortae The j o Rfer Coney Island ditties, a frown for “Sambo” and a | algebra? A man had six sons, and| have prow ame biy! ne placed In the aafe, and the | CHABLEB OROUBY, Gree wich, Conn, race: naptiaer. tusks are carried to coust by nas | aA pect Anguish for “Keep Off the Grass!” All this ig] 40h 69 Waa four years older tha the | Police Department ognize the{ fend had apenea tte 1 ASA t i World KISSES FOR TAXES nd daglh ead ‘ on’ is “A . ther. The nde three times | petticoat A ay hy id 7 of ible; but what ts to happen when a young man Mee | pettlooat a there will The Phil ama hate are very nice if they are! phe “hocking,” which takes place in Hungerford, England, SIX THATS, age of the youngest. What ts the te woo who cares not for Chopin or Cham!nadey .e6 of the youngest and what ie pe |be A a rry to be! To the Bitto The Bvening Word worn with some propriety; but I havel on the Puesday following the second Bunday after Baster,| ‘There is one word in the English lane to hear that “Rip Vau Winkle Was a Genie at the ¢ TUhtA, | RAVINE ov" for it could be| ‘The war in the Philippines must siop!| noticed that 4 great many young men| varies little from that practises in olden days in many other | guage which can appear six times cone a o replaced by the : The war we have will not be| we At In all manner of shapes i vely in @ sentence and _ The theory will then become a condition hafd Our (Womantsed" Chey, puyten Dusvit, N C.R | profitable gor ub ae all. What can we do| Whether they are Beaorn! t Ht deed pov pt. Le eneien Furies an > ASHES ARH GRA BRE ” the it { The Bvening Wo: a " + 4 the a wearin ‘3 “! 4 m And ‘all that regtime tmplies!"" Does uot that| "Milo, ot Tae Renny Wort, uslish Crooke, | with savage people? If we ever conquer | hata’ whuld only slop te think that ther] parade the town, .parrying each @ staf ornamented with | To illustrate: A boy wrote @ sentenco and & swagger gait, the affectation of }dcg arema eomet he Ute of a. Balto Evening World |them entirely it will be but for a] are belni cised by others, they | Mowers, bedecked. with ribbons, and surmounted with an|on the blackboard which read, The Manners the unconventionality that letelof a hemag: tone” Rut far above that) ‘Talking about burglars and thelr time, Such a country Is untenable, Rev-| Would perhaps have them made mop! oringe, ‘hetr husinesa 16 #0 oall at every house and demand | man that lies docs wrong," ‘The teach ' 5 @ human being, in & city that {8| wondrous waya of entering houses and| olution can be expected at any moment. | grat that the wearers of those’ very] & polltéx of 1 panny from each inmate over fourteen years | er objected to the word “that,” #o the ty BO and meets the boys half way and makes Mert Wke the City of New York | Picking locks, let me say that English] 1 wonder if there is any gold down there| oroad ey Wiebecoming headgears if of age; in the’ of the fair sex a kisy may be asked for | word “who was substituted, and yet it i girl the dear creature phe is? To ask her to ro atider 1 more humaniike and just) ‘crooks’ are the most daring and clever, | to make us fight ao long? Iam sure it) them changhd, They Are no ioae! and no refusal is taken! Usually @ hand: | must be evident to the reader, for oll away with a doscn dogs, supposed | Here is an insiance which occurred in| would not be & bad idea to sell the try’ fo hea oun wt rit : siven by the master of the house as payment | that, that that that that that teggher - 10 OWE, pie a @bjected to was right atter alk { | thie ie asking w aplenty one dts. val (0 be mad, thab 40 run the rlvk of having! London some years ego 4 sate Arm ad-/ islands to another country end seo