The evening world. Newspaper, May 28, 1902, Page 10

THE WORLD: WEDNESDAY EVENING, MAY 28, 1908. Sablished by the Pi Publishing Company, No, 63 to i Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-OfMfice f\ at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. VOLUME 42. .NO. 14,890. AN INVITATION TO DISASTER. Except for the payment of higher prices for new ie ‘urchases of coal New York has as yet experienced ODEDIDEDEHD DOOD GO4O04 944 94OHO944-4O68O90OO0O008 evitably follow a protracted strike of the coal miners, | « ees Funny Side of Life. msOver in New Jersey the Ramapo tron Works are/® JOKESOF OUROWN! THE “PROTECTED”? AUTOMOBILE. 3 ; out of coal, kerosene has replaced electric Nghts in (A FORECAST.) Ridgewood, the Mahwah Steel Company 1s obliged to BEFORE AND APTER lay off two hundred men for lack of coal, there is no) @ Love Inughs at locksmiths, for at them 3%, The lover oft will scout, oa UNIQUE FISHING. “At the farm house, commodious and hospitable, Ikewise clean and charming after the fashion of Japan, we send electric light in Suffern, in Spring Valley, N. Y., works | RUE Re ; ath NI Mmploying seven hundred men wil) have to shut down | 2 "ny after venra of enarricd te ah I. DEARLY) 2 ee for the boy who brings our fishing MA Riiow. The keyhole knocks him out wary a rite tage B.S. yoRMUA IA the BA % . f Him, ey To SLAM Francisco Post This is the beginning of a list which in the nature stow PAY. ; TEBHAp: Geiaa WHAM IRtO Kae ant: the three birds with which we are to do 4 |our fishing. Black cormorants they are, each with a white spot behind its eye, voice, come of standing the water, with which It says y'eagh nenever a stranger makes a friend) overture, ‘Che cormorants answer to th name of Ou, which in Japanese is some- thing Uke the only word the cormorants say. Te boy puts them In a box together and we set off cross the drift- ed gravel to the Tamagawa. Arrived at the stream the hoy takes the three cor- morants out of the box and adjusts their fishing harness, This consists of a tight ring about the bottom of the neck, of a p under cach wing and a directing 4 “Doctor, did you manage to cure old © MecSkinflint of torpid liver?” “Yes; but I can't cure him of torpid of things will grow with constantly increasing rapidity. The climax will be reached when the great city of New York is touched. It is not only our manufactur- ing industries which are dependent on a continuous . coal supply, we depend on it entirely for our trans- Seas in and out of the city, for our daily supply of food, and for our health, Suspension of the ordinary business activities, which in a small community may | be only a pleasant vacation, would be in New York a calamity, working incalculable damage and even)! involving danger to health and life. And yet this ominous aspect of the situation 4s be fully understood; the contemplation of it has no effect - whatever on the operators, whose position is that they # are ready to ruin the country if they can not rule the | miners. HIS 0: A “Why did you marry him for love?" “Because the poor fellow had nothing else." VERDAL FIGHTING. 4) In prizefights, once, a knuckout showed & That Victory was won, But now the knooking's mostly done Before the fight'’s begun. IN CHICAGO, “I see that Van Loo has been carry- ing on a pork packing business under wo other boys take a low net. They Irag it down the stream, driving the littie fishes and all the rest before it ‘The boy with the cormorants goes in ad- va The three birds are eager as polnter dogs, and appacently full of per= fect enjoyment. To the right and left ‘they phinge with lightning strokes, each dip bringing up a shining fish, When the bird's neck is full of Ashes down to » |the level of the shoulders the boy draws him in, grabs him by the leg and shakes him unceremoniously over a basket until all the fishes have flopped out.” “A pon-name, I suppose. BORROWED JOKES. OLD LADY'S OPINION. n't see why John wants to go NM the time; {t's unreasonable.” asonable?"* He co do his lyin’ Business Senators.—Pennsylyania’s senior Senator, Quay. and her ex-Senator, Cameron, have just “cleaned up $2,000,000 in traction Hnes and electric lighting plants from an Investment of $1,000,000, After a “business” Sen- ator has completed his term of service at Washington he is more business-like than ever before. THE CENTRAL PARK SCARE, It will be a great relief to the public mind to learn on | ‘round home an’ Resides, he'd This castle, near Cork, Ireland, was erected in che authority of Park Commissioner Wilcox that there | or be late to supper then!—Wash- Is no immediate cause for alarm over the condition of | }inston Star. —_——_ pe the iitieenih sonfuty, Nhe demon toner : ; _ e famous stone I+ near the top of the tower at Its © the soil in Central Park, and that the trees and the GAG GAN: BARELY A WEEK. east an nd being that whoover kisses the One thousand acres of forest supply] ‘never mis. quent’ and inay “breo: mun gress are not threatened with destruction; the state- ° srommy—fop, what {s the naked truth? ments attributed to Chief Engineer Parsons have been | «) ‘fommy's Pop—Well, it fsn't bear misconstrued. + | Zetory, that’s one thing certain. —Phila- Certainly the park has never shown to better ad- aie tetoenry yantage than it does now. and, to the non-professional observer who merely enjoys and appreciates its beau- ties, its aspect is suggestive not of decay, but of health and vigor. It is a wonderful bit of artistic scener, a production entirely wrought out by human skill and | taste it is unrivalled in the world and worthy of the place it holds in the affections of New York. | A Western Graft.—in the process of cleaning up the mun}- elpal government of St. Louis in preparation for the Ex- position Jt has been discovered that the private secretary of a former Mayor had a fixed scale of prices for the re mission of fines and workhouse sentences. The effete Bast has much to learn from the breezy West fuel for Paris barely a week. Uber of Par! ++. THE DIRMOND KEY. WATCH ME 4 y And Why the Matinee Girl Pong HIM IN Home. Aroma Never Left It at ° It was the usual crowd of well-gowned femin: filled the Farwell avenue car wending its way 1 Svery woman at all young or at all aiming wore a chain of some sort from which dangled chasms of every kind and description, lockets, heart-shaped and round; small gold or silver purses, lorgnettes a d watches. ‘The girl in the smart black costume with exquisite appeared to be exempt from the prevailing manla, and ther hecame the mark for the attention of the obs tails, As the atmosphere of the car pped the long fur searf from her ne t © | that so far from being immune she had eclipsed all the others | never ih + . . int originality of her “dangle.’ niieoe tr omiemallubey BEoraDar gins) |", small gold chain wag worn around her neck and fell half UNPROFESSIONAL “What J td the sp ents, “is ands | Kroc Jhis Top Whereupon the Amalgumated Order of OFF as ne Amalguma: int ANT pis: nternational Undertakers arose in a pone ked him hence for unpra- duct. =Baih News, nody and ¢ esional SAD MISTAK Vieltor—Pardon my cu’ an, but what are you in prison oner-! am serving time eal from the bank L worked for. | . was a sad mistake $ down by this eaue | The clegant sovereign of Harland 1 a snuff-box, but wh 1 know dt. Cur A TIMELY WARNING, 4 The city of New York 1s presumably Hable for the, , a | the Thoma ould prove an awful precedent for wreck. y to the walst, On it was a key sei with diamonds. Tt 3 zath of Mr. Coolidge and for the injuries received by H OMEBODIE ile So we'll rig a conning-tey pee t le the motive power, e no caprice of the jeweller, but the real ar an ordi wads Uke a Vert de other victims of the Fifth avenue foot-bridge during som 3+ tie And wo'll fit up every o with an armor-plated deel. a everyday affair such ag one wrestles with ut the Yront q a esterday 7 divist the responsibil | oq, Lae Beis pains ye y's parade, but the diviston of the resp CURTIS, A. H.—cashter of a New York ©| "sow, what was the romance connected with that vey! SMART ENGINEERING. ! i ity among the different departments remains to be ad- , ds #atd have carrted $4,009.00" 16) => ‘ e A ~\pD ~ = 4 ae i : 4 § ! m : ‘s old a dF f / = RV W AS f | prosaic key, making It worthy to be set with diamonds and , RA ABE natea. | with’ atm trom the bane ot wor]? FIONW HERR BIMBAUM'S MEMORY EP See ae ae ea ecanuren paseenslon? ip and |, 08) ontty: eb 04 Mie aleemnes Be Ee Hereatter, we are told, when the cfty arranges for a} yuisceq tho chance of tii? lives, for | | eves of the owner had that misty, far-away lool of unshed| eee nay Har sar Wea Atria aaa y demonstration which is sure to draw a crowd, all such otim with a rea aude rans | 4 lente, ae dae Lorie eV | Diaeike | on board a locomotive from tho Hunsict i footbridges over excavations along the route will be 2, PRTHR—the young San Wieck Y Engine Company. Tne engine, packed closed and kept closed. ‘This is what should have been | Franciseo miliionaire, who was, mai ‘At Ogden avenue another very smart young woman board. | 1? use enses, waa taken aaiore in surf METApAll Ident in waportedl to the car, and with a friendly greeting to the girl W1 tae ee ee non ee a ie den t once opened up a conversati “1 see you are wearing your ke she began. “How shockingly unfeeling,” thought the ooserver. "Yes," replied ene of the pathetic eyes. “I can go out now {Dally Mall. ‘The parts were promptly put together, ; 2nd at 12 o'cloc® on the following night jthe engine steamed out of the‘ ‘sheds. done yesterday. The department which had the author- | slaw uestenaen, ity to order this to be done and did not do St is evi) iysy-rwor dently tho department to be censured for its negligence. | Mir CONGRESSMAN — of who has a trout brook an Sth ee in ite{ RIS farm, is the only private owner in Wall Street.—When Wall street, even with It3} jn the country of white trout with with a peaceful mind, knowing that Marie will not be w " only 309,000 shares of stock traded in tt is a sure sien { yeicry, MARIE—who har just dled find tt." occupied Just thirty hours, ul 0 po that there’s something the matter, and the coal strike fsltneteapiter: stood godmother for 3,000 waby fou lings during her thirty years’ servi a s-an atten: Bellevue Hosplta A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY, [acta surtinis ube te vt Mr. George F. Dodge, of Great Neck, L. I, who was| her native cliy, Melbourne, Austratin, | chrown from his horse last Saturday after the horse| [oF the frst time tn sixteen hed been scared by a passing automobile, recognized) She Should Mave tile | trot the offending machine ot the station yesterday and|scayron, condmisssan_ot oO proceeded to punch the head of the chaitffour, he etiat seamen eee te It appears that the chauffeur who in charge | to Marshal Ney. It ix made of the machine at the station was not the one in charge | ment of a SONA Oly on in his ieypil when Mr. Dodge's horse war frightened into running| DANDELION WINE, ThE BELLS OF SHANDON. Dandelion wine is a beverage both wholesome and acceptable, An excellent rule for {ts eyolution calls for four quarts of dandelion flowers, a gallon of ing water, one lemon, three oranges, pounds of sugar and three table To make it put the blossoms in a jar, pour the boiling water over them, and let them stand s. Then take the julce and grated yellow peel of oranges and lemon and simmer fifteen minutes with the Niqguid and blossoms. Strain, pour over three pounds of sugar, let {t stand until Herr Bimbaum—Ach! Let me see, What do T want? T have forgotten yet— ma fr tured by N campalg away, but what was Mr, Dodge to do? There is no} 2 PASSOT, CHARI Chicago. 3 N i PT esine the vchnateur af an autonsobile after it hie teres cour nate af the TOUGHON BSD luk aa th t, and again act passed, and it would not have given Mr, Dodge any| ndfaiher" varlet K Hike babes | + pe Ne S Leathe ten dass At satisfaction to have kicked the machine even to| i arms, it has > fami |the end of that time strain and bottle | ———— A BOOMERANG WILL. A rich man recently dled in Berlin Hteaving a will quite out of the ordinary. ‘The last testament Itself was opencd Immediately when it was found that a codicil was to be rend after the funeral. ‘Phe will sald: "Every member of my family who shall abstain from attending my funeral is to receive 300 marks." As A result the funeral was attended by >| his housekeeper, a distant cousin. On the codicil being opened It was found hat the residue of his fortune was to Y |be divided among those who, notwith- | standing the loss of the 300 marke, at- & | tended his funeral. Hence the house> ¢ than four 4 SECRETARY opposes th t Kort McHenry into a 4 haye punctured jte tire. Nothing less than an ex-|,, eI flosion of its tank would have been adequate to the!" ooceston, and this {8 a dangerous if not an impractic- . able remedy, Just what can be done to remedy the automobile auisance and to protect the public is one of the pressing | Chel led problems of the day. The resort to physical chastiso-| $i ee ment is a relic of barbarism and moreover {8 unre- | Mable in its application, LIFE. to Me park RENT, C. in Amertenn whist ox- will coach King Edward in the| |] Porenoon and after: forenoon JUDGES AND WOMAN'S CLOTHES. | And afternoon and night—forenoon. A judge knows many things besides the law and it, what! is a rash attorney who impugns Mina empiy: sone tepAnte.:t Information, We can understand Ju shat oon and night In the sentence “Mary cow’ what ls the word nol omnisetence of his joe Bolté's amaze- | f[ Yea, that Is lito, Make this forenoon ow is a noun, ment yesterday, in the sult of Tailor Weingarten to |} sublime aetern JohnniesThere! It'a raining and 1 | Keeper wets all. force a customer to accept a dress he had maite for her, po! Mt" Ma paalm, this nleht o fy the smartest boy-—just her-What nonse: can't go to Sunday-school, All right, tan a REET tioned His Honor’s competence to decide whether the ae La hy mut of the kindergarten » Mary con tend to the § be treated 11) go off and bow down Now Year time in China ts always to graven images, fruitful of fires. It is the Chinese cus- In the steeple of this church are the famous bells of ! w >466-24098046%| tom, says Leslie's Weekly, that alll gnandon, immortalized by Father Prout. The ateeple was gown in litigation fitted the defendant, The Justice | ‘was greatly moved by these aspersions, “I have been «| marrieé man for thirty years; I have had three wives said he. “I have spent thousands of dollars for gowns. the year, Fatlure to do eo meana utter ruin of one's credit. It frequently hap- pens that a Chinaman, see! poem begins with these lines: “With deep affection and recollection TIMELY LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE. Saft et oh a |ho wavs, classical musio is to be played, | seven years of age. This portrait 4a r ‘ \ : to mits more ragetine oF | markably well preserved and fa atill In~ pls house sad Wave plead se Gls eae es lion, Where are there, In any | cased in the original frame, He was in- h i the gods for th ie works of the modern standard | duced to al ito Bg Slee cted, 9 sit for this portrait, and It Wa) money,” In this way, if not detected, tors oF the old) writers of music. In- | raMed for at che New York City Hall|tonor is saved and oredit unimpaired, WEATHER AFFECTS MORALS, I often think of those Shandon belin * * * ‘Tix the bella of Shandon that sound so grand om ‘The pleasant waters of the River Lee," UE I ought to know by this time whether a dross fits or not. | Never, in Most Case, Jeral report of poople in Hterany sock YWhen a woman pays her good money for a dress whe | ro whe Lastor of The Sond tlow 1 op to several young 4m qugbt to get a good fit.” In the course of a held res |a , but they t cently in a church on the quest er 1 myse! A just judge, and by his own confession an expert of | taxing old maida and bachelors, among |have made that poport more than once. |W x our n of|not care about mae cinthes fs Sous she ur defendant stood | other things a point was raised which ISAAC CWHEN, || stn where rag-time tn i deepest | and won by an ancestor of the person bel is the objectionable gown was ni tied even in the minds of Defends ni saan form does not apne don't doubt | now o: Se Salis eoring the ouiectionatie gown the dustin |e ase war! “at wnt age willy se aacrne weet ae Inc"camtmastoner'e ies. 40, promots |e Taraneh it raeana Saag waiaas A BIG FAN Wind nd storm tave & srvet and siret tntuenoe pen, @ woman admit that she te an old) xXindly allaw me tho privilege of make {24 elevate the minds of the people in | cordingly, CONNOISSEUR, ; morals, says Prof, Dexter, of the University of Tilinots, tn as he made his boast? ‘The masculine eye in Now | (maid?) Ht be gis Hon! AnH] jae imo remarks In ragand to Commies [ener4) to a Aiaher wrade of musle. At | The Nolay Cat. Fee ec inohes ot [tbe Popular Bolence Monthly, He has carefully tabulated a ee many charming creations of the modiste and aye Giai erary, [finer Hawkes and his Moat of rags [the iarne time there i uci A SIDE, Ae | the Kalter of the Rrening Work ‘air a minute and electrically driven, has|lonu series of experiments, and finds that when the wind does not blow harder than four miles an hour children atay The nooner Boston's rule for Hoensing meen placed in the , y 4 4 fratt of Latayet cats and for i nee i oe? . we ragetime, but c tod! muate, vr Killing unticensed ones | neg London to improve the venti) im matters of feminine attire, But how | Why ia it that Hoaton powple ave 8 | Doow Mtr, Hawkes know tie difference ln IN Kor of Phe Byening World atrik New York, the better we will | tion, in ry . er desire for itera euween iy or ne moi uate At this me ‘iy be interes oop. The y back yards p im He states that he dows not want ‘at home from school 4h three times as groat numbers, more policemen are off duty, more errors are made by bank olerky and more people die, He discovers alno that women and chil- @ not the dressmaker’ It 1s to be feared that man's desirous of wiudying 1h n? He states{know that there In in exfstonce (the Might grow nerve-racking, now that wo dren are more susceptible to storm and calm than men, and fom Abie point {9 of the impressioniatic sort |ciall retreat erature, empe- |e wanis more clasaical muste, Allow crly of a pelyato individual) a lifes | MAY® 0 sleep with windows open. There A NEAR-RUBBER, that Comer eerious oriiies are committed during enim ay, Meise dataily m i Moly ie. Haut m8 ment o mer th 9 10 AIMS DAY “ME, Hamteas faaiad bust. portrait of Gen, Latayette|! only one thing worse, That ss thé! A German chemist has discovered #/ and ho interprets his statistios in this way: “During ealm,"* of fitting which try fom- /YOUne 0 Are recent graduates of |to have classioal music places him and |for which he himself gave sittings to a| Mrecrackers which, over @ mons ahead |perfect substitute for rubber that |s|he says, “those life phenomena which are due te depleted of Ume, make our olty uninhabitable | regiient and self-closing and practically | vitality are excessive and those which are due to the ea sohools or colleges? Why do they lack |his ideas of the term in a position to be | N Y i “ ete n & positia “0 ow York artiat in 18, during hi jambluion to study Merature? ‘The gen: |devply and severely. critciued, Bt, aw lvialt to thie couutry, when he was gixtye|(°' Pole HMM naxWas Or unwearable. oemalve vitellty axe defolent in numier/* what ite owner fondly thinks is a discriminat: | to vie Miiior of The Pyening Wo —__— I «